Okay. What do all people love to do with their hands?
- Masturbate! - Damn, you took my answer.
[Chuckles]
I-I was gonna say clap.
This... is "Clap Like This."
[Both laughing]
It's so addictive! I can't not clap!
It's got everything...
GPS, remote screen sharing, uh, clapping.
Ooh, yeah. I'm gonna getcha.
I'm gonna getcha! Ha!
[Bell tolls]
Yes! [Laughs]
- You suck! - Yeah, maybe.
But you know what doesn't suck?
- This game! - This game!
So, this means you're buying my game?
Yes, we're buying your game.
Six figures! Buying it!
- Seven. - A thousand dollars?!
[Scoffs] No. A million dollars.
We only count the numbers on the left side of the decimal.
[Laughs]
[All cheering]
Shaky! Shaky! Shaky!
Yeah! Finally, some white guys are making it!
Yeah!
♪♪
Hey! Hey! Where's my rich family?
Daddy!
Congratulations, honey!
Thank you. I got sushi shaped like steak.
And I got steak shaped like sushi.
Let's throw them both away. We can do that now!
I bought some other stuff, too.
A new bike! Cool!
And I got myself something, too.
[Heavy guitar strums]
Oh! I just realized we can finally get our own house
all to ourselves.
[Cellphone ringing]
Rich guy answering the phone!
Dev! Mel! Whaddup?!
Bad news, bud.
We're not gonna be buying your game. What?!
Uh... hey, I'm gonna go take this call
in the bathroom for no reason.
[Footsteps running, door slams]
What do you mean you can't buy the game?
We told our boss, Richard, and he flipped out.
He told us we're just glorified assistants
who can't buy anything.
But you're not? You can buy my game, right?
No, we're just glorified assistants
who can't buy anything.
[Both laughing] Don't!
So much for rich family.
Uh, guys?
Everything okay?
No, it's not.
Uh... because...
Candice isn't riding on the pony I got her!
[Horse whinnies]
Whoa!! Yeah! [Horse whinnies]
Aah! Uh-oh.
♪♪
[Glasses clink] Happy birthday.
Thank you. I'm so glad you can afford this now.
Shopping, barrel-aged cocktails, and, oh!
You have to check out the bathroom.
They 3-D print your toilet.
Single use.
[Glass shatters] I'm gonna go throw up.
[Cellphone rings] Hey, Mom.
I can't believe my baby's 26.
Okay. Make it quick,
I've got a champagne vaginal steam at the spa in 20.
Well, your vagina might have to stay dry because... ta-da!
You're cut off!
I'm cut off?
We were all cut off when we turned 26, Bridge.
That's what pushed us to do well.
How will I buy stuff and the drink stuff and party... stuff?
Your grandma had a saying.
"Once the little bird is ready to fly,
it must get a job!"
Anyway, happy birthday, sweet pea!
So, long story short, Emily thinks we're millionaires,
and I need my job back
and as many shifts as you can give me.
I don't care. Sure. Okay.
Also, I've got a lot of credit-card debt now,
so if you've got any extra installations I could do...
Thanks, Ezra. I won't let you down.
It doesn't matter to me.
♪♪
And we're only interested in that 23 life.
We like to say, "If you're 23, you're fine with me.
If you're 24, just kill yourself."
I am so 23.
Hmm. I can feel that.
And that's why I want you to be the face of Forever 23.
[Gasps]
Wait, I'm just folding shirts?
What happened to being the "Face of 23"?
You are the face.
You're just the face in the back...
with the blinds closed... in darkness.
Just peel and fold the blouses off that wad of irregulars.
You can clock out at midnight. Bye!
Ugh.
♪♪
[Straining]
[Groans]
Curve the TV! I want it to look like IMAX.
But you ordered a flat screen.
Dad!
Hey! Plugboy! Do what my kid wants.
Yes, Mr. Hasselhoff.
That's "Bay Watch" money.
Cool.
[Cellphone ringing] Ramirez!
Josh, we just bought a V.I.P. pass to the aquarium,
and it's amazing!
- Hi, Candice! - Hi!
Oh, I thought we should celebrate,
so I got us reservations tomorrow at Napquinne.
Wasn't that just named
the most expensive restaurant in L.A.?
Emily: Yeah! They make the meal right in your mouth. Bye!
[Groans]
How was your first day at work, sunshine?
Terrible!
It was eight hours of folding!
Who works for eight hours?
Um, only everyone.
But, hey, now you can see how awesome it is
to be on a budget.
[Groans] Whatever, dude.
Emily and Josh are gonna go buy a castle and move out
and we're gonna be stuck here with shitty jobs
and a bucket of hummus.
Ezra, I need more shifts.
Josh, you finish all jobs so fast.
You set Plugger-Inner record.
You do such a good job, I do you favor.
You take few days off. No work for you.
Paid, right?
[Chuckles] I did not know you were stand-up comedian, too.
Good luck with Netflix special, huh?
[Groans]
- Psst! - Aah! Dante?
What're you... If you want to make some extra cash,
I've got some off-the-books installations,
if you know what I mean.
- What's the pay? - Mid-to-low two figures.
I'll do it.
♪♪
[Techno playing]
Ah, cool.
Maybe someone's robbing the store,
and they can just murder me.
What the hell?
Is this an underground retail rave?
Hey! What's going...
Ohh! Huh?
Aah!
Oh, hey! You made it!
I'm Quinn, and this is my squad.
You're alive?
Better. We're forever 23.
Every night we come to life and party! [All cheer]
But you're man...
Before you ask, yes, we have sex,
yes, it's basically licking smooth plastic,
and, yes, it's amazing! Whoo!
[All cheering]
You'd think partying night after night forever would get old.
But when you're a mannequin,
it just gets richer and more meaningful.
I used to have that.
Life doesn't have to suck, Bridgette.
You could become one of us.
That sounds really awesome.
Oh, but... is it painful?
It's a very simple laser procedure.
♪♪
[Whirring up]
♪♪
[Static hissing] What the hell, guys?
That TV's busted again?
Don't worry about it. I'll call my guy Dante.
[Exhales deeply] Sorry I'm late.
Listen, Em, there's something I want to...
[Gasps] Josh!
He ordered a Napquinne!
Ahhh.
Ah.
Ohh!
[Gargling] I hear the napkin is to hide your face
so God can't judge you.
Uhhh. [Cellphone buzzing]
I have to go to the restroom.
Josh, wait! You can do that here!
H-Hey, I changed my mind.
I'm not gonna go through with it.
Mm... I don't think so.
We kind of need you around.
Why?
♪♪
Spare parts.
I call the feet!
What? You know I'm insecure about my feet.
Hey! Plugger-Inners!
I got your TVs!
Uh... ohh.
Josh! Get out of here!
♪♪
We're still waiting for my husband
to get back from the bathroom.
Daddy's not in the bathroom.
It says he's across the street.
Across the street?
Start it up, Janet!
[Beeping, cranking]
Nice try, Janet.
♪♪
[Whirring up]
Shit.
- Emily! - Josh! What the hell?
Excellent! The more the merrier!
[All chanting "spare parts"]
What were you doing here in the first place?
I... I picked up a second job.
I don't get it. Why do you need a side job
when you just sold "Clap Like This"
for a bazillion dollars?
The deal fell through, and I didn't sell the game.
I've been doing extra installations
so that you and Candice wouldn't find out.
Josh, I don't care if you're a big success.
You're still a success to us.
[Laughs] Dad, this game is so fun.
I'm so excited to have those feet!
Oops. That always happens.
Always happens...
[Whirring] Candice!
Turn on "Clap Like This"! Screen share!
♪♪
Man: Ready?
What's that?
And... clap!
♪♪
Oh, this is so addictive!
Hey, I'm pretty good at this! Aah!
Stop it! Don't you see what they're doing?!
Even... I... can't... help... it!
♪♪
Aah! Stupid game!
The arm! Bridgette, over here!
♪♪
Pretty lights!
Aww.
[Laughs] Yeah!
Wait! You can't leave us like this!
Party's over. Good luck with your hangover.
Bitch.
Very... uncool!
[Computer rings]
Mom! Look... my first paycheck.
Ah, Bridgette, I am so proud of...
Oh, my God. That's all you make?
Look out the window.
No, Mom, I'm good now.
[Laughs]
Ooh, Bridgette's on a budget!
I'll take half.
♪♪
[Both grunting]