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Season 3 Episode 1
- Doing The Backstroke -
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[ www.seriessub.com ]
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Previously on Weeds
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Our stash is worth about 300 G,
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but the market is making a bull one so,
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we sit on a half a million easy.
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I'm having an affair with the dawg.
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Doug Wilson? Wife fucker.
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It's my kid's graduation,
I can't do this.
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You have failed us all!
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There's some fucking lowlife stole
two of them already.
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- The cameras?
- And the "drug free zone" signs,
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and the sasquatch costume.
Son of a bitch.
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- Hi Kat.
- Hi.
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Abum Chuck,
he's just this bounty hunter.
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I did something illegal.
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- It's now or never, come with me.
- I'm not coming with you.
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- Thanks for keeping me company.
- Where are we going?
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- Where do you wanna go?
- Pittsburgh!
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- Step out Geronimo!
- You watch that shit man.
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You've been ... fucking him
the whole time you were married to me?
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It's just business between us.
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It always has been.
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Take your last harvest,
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make a quick deal and then
handle all the cash over to me.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because I let everything
at line for you,
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and you fucked me.
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I'm looking to sell about
30 pounds of sexy mom.
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- Are you in?
- Yeah, I'll take it.
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What the fuck?
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Give us the drugs
and we'll let you live.
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Kachichian says goodbye.
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- Where's the money?
- Ain't no money fool!
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- Wait ...
- Where is my money?
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- I kill agent asshole, you pay us.
- He's dead?
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Ain't no money cuz
they decided to jack us.
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We kill each other then
nobody gets nothing!
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- He's dead?
- YES!
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Open the fucking safe!
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Sorry there's a lot of...
data flying around.
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Oh not today.
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Hi Nancy!
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Did you take something
that doesn't belong to you?
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I want in.
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- That's him.
- Shit ...
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Bitch you're about to die.
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Hey, I don't know about this, I mean...
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God knows what they've done
with the inside,
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it might upset you,
your mother kept that place so clean.
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It's used to be all flowers,
and nice lawns...
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- Can we go to CityWalk now?
- ... nice families...
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- And now, look at this.
- I got to go pee.
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- Oh, she's gotta go pee.
- I'm gonna pee in my pants.
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You hold it! There it is.
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Well, I'm gonna ask her
if she can pee in the house.
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Hello?
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- Can hold it!
- Ally.
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Ally!
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Oh look,
they haven't changed the wallpaper.
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Hello?
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I'm Dawn Tremigliosi.
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I used to live here
where I was a little girl, hello?
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We're visiting, from Scottsdale.
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Mommy?!
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I think she had an accident.
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- Sorry about this, we were just, uh...
- You used to live here?
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My wife did.
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Dawn Tremigliosi, from Scottsdale.
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Yeah, I got a cousin in Scottsdale.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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You know a dude named Cold Blood?
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About 6.5, 320,
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big scar across his throat,
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Maybe I can hook you up.
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You can go get nachos together.
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You know, hon', it's uh...
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too bad.
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No one was home
when we went to your old place
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and we just had to...
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drive away without going in at all.
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What?
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Oh, right, we...
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- We went straight to CityWalk.
- They got bowling at CityWalk.
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And that's what we're doing...
Right now.
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We're bowling, okay?
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I got kids here.
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Y'all going to hit that reset button.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Go, go, go, go, go,
now, quick, move, c'mon!
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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Can we all talk
without the guns, please?
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- My arms are getting tired.
- So, rest in, by all means.
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Marvin, if you put that gun down,
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I swear I shoot you myself, fat fuck.
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Can I just make one more call,
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in the service of finding our pot?
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Our pot!
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Fuck you!
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Hold off!
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Let's all just chill, alright?
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If she doesn't find the pot,
ain't nobody gettin' shit!
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Well, that's not true.
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You'll be getting the bullets.
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Nancy, make your call.
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Shit.
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I can't get a signal.
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That's the little fucker
who stole my cameras.
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Arrest him!
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I didn't do anything.
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I have you on tape.
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Like, I wouldn't make copies?
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I didn't do shit!
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- A lot of people look like me.
- What are you waiting for?
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Search his car,
hit him with your flashlight.
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- Do what you people do.
- I did it.
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- See?
- I stole her cameras,
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- they are at my house, let's just go.
- Let's take him in.
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Ma'am, ma'am,
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I can't give you a ride, with
a suspect in the back of the vehicle.
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- It's policy.
- So, what am I supposed to do?
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Hike home?
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I'm in heels, here.
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I'm sorry Ma'am,
I'm just doing what we do.
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Cute, right.
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Well, what's happening with his car?
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Yeah, hey, can I...
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Let me just lock it up really quick.
I'll have my mum come and get it later.
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No, I'll have to call the impound.
This is a restricted parking area.
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Okay, this is ridiculous.
Silas, give me your keys.
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- I will drive your car home.
- Absolutely not, no way.
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It's over 400 bucks
to get your vehicle out of the impound.
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Now, give her the keys.
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It's my car.
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- Hey, what the hell, you can't do that.
- Oh, yes he can.
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Because, you... have no rights.
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Teething little shit.
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Son,
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get in the back of my vehicle,
right now, let's go, come on.
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Son, let's go. Come on.
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I'm just trying to find
some power bars , okay?
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Power bars, that can be right.
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What do you call these?
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Bars of reception?
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On my phone,
I call this little pyramid.
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Kinda like your dick.
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Hey man, that's not cool.
We don't even know these people.
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Oh, bars, bars, bars, got it.
Here we go. Please, don't shoot me.
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Hi, Nancy.
Surprise, it's me, Celia.
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Celia, I didn't... I didn't call you.
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No,
you meant to call Silas,
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but, you know, he's not here right now.
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I had him arrested,
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and he admitted taking my cameras.
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You can probably reach him
at the Agrestic police station,
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if they're letting him take calls.
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And you know, Nanc',
you're gonna have to reimburse me
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for gasoline, because
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your irresponsible adolescent
has left me with an empty tank, hello?
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- We gotta go.
- Like hell.
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Hello, Nancy? Rude.
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As usual.
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Where is the fucking gas pop up thing?
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Fuck it.
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Where're we going?
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I know where the pot is,
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and if you let us go get it,
we'll bring it right back, I swear.
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Guns on me.
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- I'm staying.
- What?
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Because you wouldn't know
that we're coming back, I got it.
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- Okay, Bassa will go with you.
- Marvin, you're up.
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Gone.
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If you are not back
with the brackley by dark,
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I'm shootin your boy here...
in the nuts.
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And I will shoot him
in the kneecap and the elbow.
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And so on, so you'd better get movin'.
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I forgot my purse, sorry.
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I'll be back soon,
oh no, no shooting, okay.
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He's 12, brown hair, brown eyes,
he's weraing a beige suit, blue shirt.
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If you find him,
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could you just call me?
We had to sedate his mother.
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Yes, yes, very upsetting.
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You have my cell number?
Thank you, thank you, bye.
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I'm telling you, man!
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After a lifetime of sardines
and blobber,
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fast-food burrito,
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ain't gonna be kind to you.
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You call the fucking cops, do you?
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He's my nephew,
I called in an AMBER alert.
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If the police find him first,
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and you fucked up my bounty,
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I'm wiping my ass with you.
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Hey this is the truck version of
set me drift on a nice flower?
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Shane, this is Bear.
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We met over there by the candy machine.
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and he showed me that the lift
of mini mint paddies was loose, look.
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That's yummy.
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So, listen little guy.
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I am going to hit the ride
to South America with Bear.
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But, I'm gonna leave you the van,
so you can go...
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home, or Pittsburgh,
or wherever you wanna go, okay?
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- I'm 12
- I was driving at 8.
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Don't make him feel bad, Bear.
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Okay, after you finished your sandwich,
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go to the big parking lot,
out back there.
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And practice driving around
a little bit,
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until you feel confortable,
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I'm sure you'll get
that thing very quickly.
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Can you show me how?
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I'm sorry, kid,
I'm on a tight schedule.
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Yeah, he's on
a really tight schedule, and...
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you know, he's done me a favour, so...
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when he says "go", I gotta go.
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And I said "go" half an hour ago,
so chop-chop tempus fugees.
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Oh my God, you speak greek,
how cute is that!
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It's latin,
and the actual quotation is :
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"Fugit irreparabile tempus",
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which means irretrapable time is flying.
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Fuck me with the dictionary, kid.
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Get beat up much.
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Okay, honey, honey.
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Sit down.
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I know this must be rough,
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but I think that you can use this
as an opportunity
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to explore, and to grow, and to learn,
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you should always keep an up to date
passport on your person at all times.
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So, here the keys of the thing,
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here's about $13 in change
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that I liberated from the tampon machine
in the ladies room.
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I want you to have it,
have amazing adventure, Shane.
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We'll meet again, I'll be older,
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but I'll still be hot.
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And you'll be older,
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and you'll still be the same, smart,
wise, gentle soul you are now,
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but you'll be taller.
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And I think that you're gonna do
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some really interesting things
with your facial hair.
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I just see it.
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Okay sweetie?
Heart hug, heart hug.
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Okay? Be well.
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I think you're amazing.
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Bye.
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This is a fucking police station!
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I told you there's a guy in there
who knows where the pot is,
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I'm just gonna go talk to him
and leave, okay?
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And who is this guy?
He a cop or something?
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00:12:58,994 --> 00:13:02,365
No he's a criminal, just like us,
it's gonna be fine.
250
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,204
You put any shit up in there,
251
00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:07,624
we kill you and we kill
your boy Conrad, dig?
252
00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,814
Fully digging, completely dug.
253
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:13,251
Ok, you and Conrad are like
"together together" or just like what?
254
00:13:13,411 --> 00:13:15,381
We are business partners,
can I go in now?
255
00:13:15,581 --> 00:13:16,867
You ain't done nothing?
256
00:13:17,388 --> 00:13:20,710
Come on, two fine looking people,
all hormones and shit,
257
00:13:21,019 --> 00:13:22,387
working side by side.
258
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:26,783
Okay fine, we kissed once.
259
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:31,128
But I don't know we never really
talked about it, now it's kinda weird
260
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:33,841
there's this whole thing happening
with you guys, so it's not...
261
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,031
a great time for us
to price our feelings.
262
00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:37,826
- So, no booty, huh?
- No, not really.
263
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:43,378
- What do you mean by "Hah"?
- As in I bet U-Turn and I win.
264
00:13:43,752 --> 00:13:46,243
I know that pretty nigger
never got to be in your business.
265
00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:48,328
- How do you know?
- You just told me.
266
00:13:48,735 --> 00:13:51,660
I know that, how did you know before?
267
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,237
- I just knew.
- How?
268
00:13:53,351 --> 00:13:54,849
- I just did.
- How?
269
00:13:58,627 --> 00:14:00,710
I've gotta go.
This discussion is not over.
270
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:02,680
Yeah it is,
cuz I know this type of things,
271
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,554
I'm like a deep dicker psychic.
272
00:14:04,766 --> 00:14:07,403
Leave the keys
so we can listen to the radio.
273
00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:18,233
Jesus Christ,
274
00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,225
what do you want from me now?
275
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,682
I can't believe you told Dana,
how could you tell Dana?
276
00:14:22,878 --> 00:14:25,369
You fuck up my marriage,
I fuck up yours, even.
277
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:26,834
Even my ass, I love Dana.
278
00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:28,903
Then, what were you doing
inside my wife?
279
00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:30,144
Your wife's enticing snatch
280
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,684
has nothing to do with my deep
and abiding love for my wife.
281
00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:34,315
So give me your car keys,
I'm going after my woman.
282
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,676
I drive a motorcycle.
283
00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:38,460
I'm not giving you
a God damn thing you asshole.
284
00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:41,765
I was married to Celia
for 17 fucking years,
285
00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:45,168
and you walked in and
fucked everything up, litterally.
286
00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:50,407
I only wish I'd fucked your wife
before I told her you cheated.
287
00:14:52,328 --> 00:14:54,103
Dana would never fuck you.
288
00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:56,561
Oh really, how do you know?
289
00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:58,401
She won't fuck anyone,
290
00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:01,819
something about a short cervix
and how she might be a lesbian.
291
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,001
You have four kids...
292
00:15:04,148 --> 00:15:06,100
...whose name could have been
Tequila Shots,
293
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,335
Knocking Her While She Was Sleeping,
Doing It For a Lexus and Turkey Pasture.
294
00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:12,436
But she gets me, she thinks I'm funny,
295
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,822
she buys my underwear,
she puts new blades on my razors,
296
00:15:14,937 --> 00:15:17,613
she makes these amazing lamp shots
and you told.
297
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:20,607
The only thing that Dana hates
more than sex is public embarrassment,
298
00:15:20,716 --> 00:15:22,091
she is never gonna forgive me.
299
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,899
Homebraking fuck!
300
00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:28,197
My marriage is over.
301
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,346
Yeah? Well welcome to the club.
302
00:15:31,453 --> 00:15:33,619
- Oh shit, I'm bleeding.
- Good.
303
00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:37,136
Jesus...
304
00:15:38,227 --> 00:15:39,823
...and Christ.
305
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,415
You know, I dropped you
on your head once.
306
00:16:30,102 --> 00:16:32,121
You were about 15 months old,
307
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,157
we were playing this game
where you'd climb up my legs
308
00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:38,728
and I'd flip you over and you'd land
back on your feet, but this one time,
309
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,582
you kept climbing up my body
and you wouldn't flip,
310
00:16:42,331 --> 00:16:44,593
and I'm holding your hands
and your little feeters
311
00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:46,614
feeling out my body
and under my shoulders
312
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,990
and I'm saying "Silas, stop".
313
00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,026
But you were laughing,
314
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:54,250
you were completely upside down,
315
00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:56,677
your hurtsome shoe goes "wham",
316
00:16:56,855 --> 00:16:58,158
right into my eye,
317
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,089
I let go,
318
00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:03,434
with you head first
319
00:17:04,574 --> 00:17:05,941
into the hard wood.
320
00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:09,081
If Celia hadn't shown up,
we'd be in business right now.
321
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:11,360
How did you even get into the safe?
322
00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:15,091
The combination was your maiden name,
you think that was turkey?
323
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:19,357
You know what?
324
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:21,669
I can't do this right now.
325
00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:27,883
I need to get my hands on what you took,
326
00:17:27,983 --> 00:17:31,827
and give it back to some people who'd do
some very bad things if I don't.
327
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,294
Am I being clear?
328
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,925
- What bad things?
- Silas!
329
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,546
Where is the p...
where is the dry-cleaning?
330
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,397
I need every last bag of clothing
or my boss is going to kill me,
331
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,525
just shoot me dead.
You got that?
332
00:17:50,122 --> 00:17:51,262
Dead!
333
00:17:52,776 --> 00:17:54,079
Where is it?
334
00:17:56,131 --> 00:17:57,841
It's all in the trunk of my car.
335
00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:00,495
- Your car?
- Yes.
336
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,652
Would that be the car Celia's driving--
337
00:18:03,752 --> 00:18:05,329
- That would be it.
- Jesus Christ.
338
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:07,164
The cop took my keys
and gave them to her,
339
00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:08,505
I couldn't do anything.
340
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,485
Can't your husband help you out of this?
341
00:18:21,549 --> 00:18:22,603
Mom?
342
00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:25,392
Mom!
343
00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:28,062
I gotta go.
344
00:18:30,765 --> 00:18:32,979
- Are you taking me with you?
- What?
345
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:35,845
No, at least if you're here,
I know where you are.
346
00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,891
- Hello Andy?
- Hey Nanc', how is it going?
347
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,899
Yeah, yeah, of course I got Shane,
348
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,368
I think we gonna stay outing
for a while, is that cool?
349
00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:58,745
Yeah? Great!
350
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:02,457
Don't worry about thing,
and he's having a blast,
351
00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:05,566
don't be such a motherhen,
okay, we'll see you later, okay, bye.
352
00:19:05,672 --> 00:19:09,369
I've seen her, she stole mint paddies,
are you gonna pay for those?
353
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:13,570
The kid, was there a kid with her,
that height, beige suit?
354
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,001
Sure, the kid was here,
355
00:19:15,101 --> 00:19:17,378
he had a girl cheese special
and paid all in quarters.
356
00:19:17,478 --> 00:19:19,171
He left a decent tip, tough.
357
00:19:19,285 --> 00:19:20,799
How long ago did the girl leave?
358
00:19:20,978 --> 00:19:23,274
I don't know, about two hours,
she left with Bear.
359
00:19:23,616 --> 00:19:26,351
- Huh? What does that mean?
- Bear, he's a trucker.
360
00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:28,923
And the kid was with them,
with the girl and Bear?
361
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,877
They left and then
the kid drove a blue van
362
00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:34,297
around the parking lot
for an hour before taking off.
363
00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:37,114
He's a little young
to be driving if you ask me but...
364
00:19:37,525 --> 00:19:41,059
all the preservatives people eat
nowadays make them look younger so...
365
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:43,761
- who knows?
- Oh man, common', we gotta jam.
366
00:19:44,355 --> 00:19:46,016
What kinda ride does Bear drives?
367
00:19:46,805 --> 00:19:48,400
Blue, like a cyrillian blue,
368
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,167
but with sparkle in it,
you sent me these same mud flaps.
369
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:54,139
I know it's a cliché but...
I think he's being ironic.
370
00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:57,437
Holy Ned, you're a giant redwood.
Move, redwood!
371
00:19:58,186 --> 00:20:01,035
I'm not redwood.
I'm not Yeti man,
372
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:03,063
Master Mohawk, Chief Wiggum,
373
00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:05,138
Eskimo Pie, Grapewine North
374
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,677
or Orchidean Redskin,
375
00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:10,282
and I'm not your Snow Nigger,
your rude piece of shit,
376
00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:12,172
I'm fucking through with you.
377
00:20:16,821 --> 00:20:19,214
Common', I called you Snow Niggah,
378
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,812
with an "A", geew Nanouk,
you're so sensitive.
379
00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:34,405
You don't even know
if the bitch's coming back,
380
00:20:34,505 --> 00:20:36,849
I got a hundred G's cash out the door,
381
00:20:37,923 --> 00:20:40,854
I'm offering you
a great deal here, take it.
382
00:20:41,294 --> 00:20:42,636
That's not a great deal.
383
00:20:42,736 --> 00:20:44,534
Shut your mouth , or I piss in it.
384
00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,243
That's just bad hygiene.
385
00:20:46,471 --> 00:20:48,555
- Where were you raised?
- Where were you raised?
386
00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:52,340
Uni brow stink y'all pink suit
wearing motherfucker?
387
00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:55,336
Fifty percents on the dollar,
final offer, take it.
388
00:20:56,406 --> 00:20:57,565
What?
389
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,806
- Is that a "yes"?
- No.
390
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,006
Fine, fine, yes, I'll take it.
391
00:21:09,278 --> 00:21:11,740
- Wise choice.
- Shit.
392
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,652
Celia, it's Nancy.
I'd really like to get silas' car back.
393
00:21:16,752 --> 00:21:17,993
Please, call me.
394
00:21:19,972 --> 00:21:21,263
It stinks in here.
395
00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,274
I shouldn't have let him
smoke in my car.
396
00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:26,035
No more smoking in this car.
397
00:21:27,044 --> 00:21:29,659
No more "puf-puf"
with the tabacco stick.
398
00:21:30,852 --> 00:21:33,618
You're rude, you know that?
You gonna have cancer.
399
00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:38,377
I thought these things were supposed
to get great gas mileage and shit.
400
00:21:38,576 --> 00:21:39,619
They do.
401
00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:41,718
Just haven't filled the tank
for 2 weeks.
402
00:21:42,254 --> 00:21:44,039
2 weeks is pretty good.
403
00:22:06,941 --> 00:22:08,391
Armenian guy.
404
00:22:10,936 --> 00:22:12,297
That was weird.
405
00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:15,602
Get away from the car!
Get the fuck away from the car!
406
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:20,233
Marvin, what are we doing?
407
00:22:20,356 --> 00:22:22,283
I was thinking that the car
was gonna blow up.
408
00:22:24,686 --> 00:22:27,144
Those Armenians, they like
to blow the shit up, you know?
409
00:22:27,289 --> 00:22:28,293
Really?
410
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,870
Actually, I don't,
he's the first one I met, but...
411
00:22:31,102 --> 00:22:32,336
I see a real shift here.
412
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,388
Hello?
413
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,775
Okay, and he never tapped it.
414
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,919
You owe me a flat screen, motherfucker.
415
00:22:47,025 --> 00:22:48,157
Oh yes, you do!
416
00:22:49,627 --> 00:22:50,640
Okay.
417
00:22:51,659 --> 00:22:52,861
Bye.
418
00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:55,248
We can get back in the car, now.
419
00:22:56,485 --> 00:22:57,952
Who was that?
420
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,002
U-Turn.
421
00:23:00,426 --> 00:23:01,646
What'd he say?
422
00:23:02,865 --> 00:23:04,014
You were traded.
423
00:23:04,368 --> 00:23:05,587
I was what?
424
00:23:05,905 --> 00:23:07,956
He said he bought
your deal off to Armenians.
425
00:23:08,062 --> 00:23:09,794
Your ass and your grass is all his now.
426
00:23:10,294 --> 00:23:12,556
And he said, as we don't come back
with the pot soon,
427
00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:13,988
I gotta shoot you in the head.
428
00:23:14,112 --> 00:23:16,038
So let's really focus
on finding it, okay ?
429
00:23:16,197 --> 00:23:17,947
You got a really nice hair.
430
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,685
Thanks.
431
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,431
How much do I love the overmedicated.
432
00:23:29,554 --> 00:23:31,693
I can feel my pores tightening.
433
00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:34,786
- Check this out.
- Tylanol,
434
00:23:35,174 --> 00:23:36,412
with codeine.
435
00:23:36,837 --> 00:23:38,816
Me, me...
436
00:23:44,206 --> 00:23:45,355
Hey man, look.
437
00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:48,854
I'm so sorry I fucked your wife
with my giant cock.
438
00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:52,160
I'm so not frightened by you.
439
00:23:52,283 --> 00:23:55,553
I have to be hung like a beer can,
and I'm talking Guiness tap.
440
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,681
Please, you're like one of those
mini bottles of Crystal Geiser.
441
00:23:58,798 --> 00:24:02,049
Fuck you, I've seen you in the steam,
I got you by a good inch.
442
00:24:02,704 --> 00:24:04,400
You care to make it interesting?
443
00:24:04,514 --> 00:24:05,518
How much?
444
00:24:05,619 --> 00:24:08,005
Your share of the Boo-yah
when Nancy sells the crop.
445
00:24:08,376 --> 00:24:11,222
- That's a lot of cash.
- Yeah? I've got a lot of dick.
446
00:24:11,434 --> 00:24:12,476
You're wrong, bitch.
447
00:24:18,686 --> 00:24:20,344
- You're a big talker
- Oh yeah?
448
00:24:20,444 --> 00:24:21,884
Well I'll talk.
449
00:24:22,551 --> 00:24:25,096
- Winner and still champion.
- Yeah, only in length.
450
00:24:25,212 --> 00:24:26,277
That's what counts, moron,
451
00:24:26,386 --> 00:24:28,853
circonference doesn't factor
in a size war.
452
00:24:29,106 --> 00:24:31,545
Flesh doesn't count either,
I'm a grower, not a shower.
453
00:24:31,709 --> 00:24:32,709
Wanna measure hard?
454
00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:35,186
Yeah, you're not gonna have
my share without a fair fight.
455
00:24:35,319 --> 00:24:36,617
- Fine.
- Alright.
456
00:24:38,004 --> 00:24:39,170
Come on.
457
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,303
Occupied!
458
00:24:50,735 --> 00:24:52,821
- We took too many drugs.
- Yes, yes, we did.
459
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:57,486
We're having a great time,
we're at the dump.
460
00:25:00,484 --> 00:25:01,621
Yeah.
461
00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,122
He wanted to see where the trash went.
462
00:25:11,608 --> 00:25:13,075
Okay, bye.
463
00:25:15,284 --> 00:25:17,122
This is one nice fucking neighborhood.
464
00:25:17,511 --> 00:25:19,950
- How long you live here?
- Too long, shh, it's ringing.
465
00:25:20,162 --> 00:25:21,594
Looks like it's from a movie.
466
00:25:21,735 --> 00:25:23,661
That with the plants and trees,
467
00:25:24,068 --> 00:25:25,323
no chain-link,
468
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:27,638
this place's got alarms?
469
00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:30,289
Celia, I'm outside your house.
Where's my son's car?
470
00:25:30,465 --> 00:25:32,409
Why? It's in your driveway.
471
00:25:32,551 --> 00:25:34,214
Nancy, I told you I'd drive it home
472
00:25:34,314 --> 00:25:36,758
and I always try to be
a woman of my word.
473
00:25:37,066 --> 00:25:39,646
Oh, you owe $37,50 for gas.
474
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,420
Hello?
475
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,073
Hello, Nancy?
476
00:25:49,121 --> 00:25:50,263
Shit.
477
00:25:52,726 --> 00:25:54,016
This ain't good.
478
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:13,811
Silas' phone, Celia speaking.
479
00:26:14,076 --> 00:26:17,522
Hey Nancy, I helped myself
to some of your vodka,
480
00:26:17,752 --> 00:26:19,219
I hope you don't mind.
481
00:26:20,898 --> 00:26:23,036
Oh, and I borrowed some garden shears,
482
00:26:23,354 --> 00:26:26,889
you know they were
really helpful, so thanks.
483
00:26:29,972 --> 00:26:33,348
I did this... for your own good, Nancy.
484
00:26:49,447 --> 00:26:52,081
He gonna be mad.
485
00:27:03,718 --> 00:27:05,908
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