1 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,433 Here we go. 2 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:58,913 Previously on Weeds. 3 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,230 Our stash is worth about 300 G, 4 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,517 but the market's making the bull run, so we should know half a mil easy. 5 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,669 Ahh! 6 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,716 - I'm having an affair with Doug. - Doug Wilson? 7 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,199 Wife-fucker. 8 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,471 Shane's graduation. I can't do this. 9 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,676 You have failed us all! 10 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,479 And some fucking lowlife stole two of them already. 11 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,790 - The cameras? - And the "Drug Free Zone" signs, 12 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,031 and the Sasquatch costume. Son of a bitch. 13 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,031 - Hi, Kat. - Hi. 14 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,873 - Abumchuk! - He's just this bounty hunter. 15 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,951 I did something illegal. 16 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,508 - It's now or never, come with me. - I'm not coming with you. 17 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,395 - Thanks for keeping me company. - Where are we going? 18 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,277 - Where do you wanna go? - Pittsburgh! 19 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,554 - Step on it, Geronimo. - You watch that shit, man. 20 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,234 Have you been fucking him all the time you were married to me? 21 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,993 It's just business between us. Always has been. 22 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,914 Take your last harvest, make a quick deal, and then hand all the cash over to me. 23 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,115 Why are you doing this? 24 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,795 Because I laid everything on the line for you, and you fucked me. 25 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,110 I'm looking to sell about 38 pounds of sexy mama. 26 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,270 - Are you in? - Yeah, I'll take it. 27 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,115 What the fuck? 28 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,031 Now give us the drugs, and we'll let you live. 29 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,473 Kesheshian says "Goodbye." 30 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,710 - Where's the money? - Ain't no money, fool! 31 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,798 - Wait... - Where is my money? 32 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,996 - I kill agent asshole, you pay us. - He's dead? 33 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,150 There ain't no money, cos they decided to jack us. 34 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,355 - Peter. - We kill each other, then 35 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,112 - Nobody gets nothing! - He's dead? 36 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,189 - Yes! - Yes! 37 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,315 OK. 38 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,630 - Open the fucking safe! - Open the fucking safe! 39 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,914 Open the fucking safe! 40 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,037 Sorry. There's a lot of data flying around. 41 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,153 Oh, not today. 42 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,629 Hi, Nancy! 43 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,029 Did you take something that doesn't belong to you? 44 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,189 I want in. 45 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,112 - That's him. - Shit. 46 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,519 Bitch, you about to die. 47 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,548 I don't know about this, hon. 48 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,393 God knows what they've done with the inside. 49 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,392 It might upset you. Your mother kept that place so clean. 50 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,834 This used to be all flowers and nice lawns... 51 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:18,754 - Can we go to City Walk now? ...nice families. Now look at it. 52 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,558 I gotta go pee. 53 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:23,632 - Oh, she's gotta go pee. - I'm gonna pee in my pants. 54 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,472 You hold it! There it is. 55 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,437 I'm gonna ask if she can pee in the house. 56 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,636 - Hello? - Can't hold it. 57 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,119 Ellie! Ellie! 58 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,629 Look at how they changed the wallpaper. 59 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,438 Hello? 60 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,476 I'm Dawn Trimigliosi. 61 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,552 I used to live here when I was a little girl. Hello? 62 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,749 We're visiting from Scottsdale. 63 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,238 - Mommy? - I think she had an accident. 64 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,513 Erm... 65 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,149 ...sorry about this, we were just... - You used to live here? 66 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,670 - My wife did. - Dawn Trimigliosi, from Scottsdale. 67 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,549 Yeah, I got a cousin in Scottsdale. 68 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,358 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 69 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,271 You know a dude named Cold Blood? 70 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,114 About 6'5", 320, big scar across his throat. 71 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,148 Maybe I have him look you up. You can go get nachos together. 72 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,152 You know, hon, it's... 73 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,753 ...too bad. 74 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,793 No one was home when we went to your old place 75 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,472 and we just had to... 76 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,028 drive away without going in at all. 77 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:34,709 What? 78 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,632 Oh, right, we... 79 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,277 - We went straight to City Walk. - They got bowling at City Walk. 80 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,239 And that's what we're doing, right now. We're bowling, OK? 81 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,392 I got kids here. 82 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,037 Y'all go on and hit that reset button. 83 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,599 Let's go, let's go. 84 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,319 Go, go, go, go, go, now, quick, move, come on! 85 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,197 - Bye! - Bye. 86 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:04,715 Oohh! 87 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,597 Can we all talk without the guns, please? 88 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,319 - My arms are getting tired. - So, rest them, by all means. 89 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,678 Marvin, if you put that gun down, I swear I'll shoot you myself, you fat fuck. 90 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,836 Can I just make one more call in the service of finding our pot? 91 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,592 - Our pot! - Fuck you! 92 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,069 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 93 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,355 - You fuck you! - Whoa, hold up! 94 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,839 Let's all just chill, all right? 95 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,639 If she don't find the pot, ain't nobody getting shit! 96 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,915 That's not true. You'll be getting a bullet. 97 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,797 Mm-hm. 98 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,950 Nancy, make your call. 99 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,389 Shit. I can't get a signal. 100 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,235 That's the little fucker who stole my cameras. 101 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,639 Arrest him! 102 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,312 I didn't do anything. 103 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,674 I have you on tape. Like I wouldn't make copies? 104 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,159 I didn't do shit! 105 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,630 - A lot of people look like me. - What are you waiting for? 106 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,950 Search his car, hit him with your flashlight. 107 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,429 - Do what you people do. - I did it. 108 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,513 - See? - I stole her cameras, 109 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,830 - They're at my house, let's just go. - Take him in. 110 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,433 Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. 111 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,398 I can't give you a ride with a suspect in the back of the vehicle. 112 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,153 - It's policy. - So, what am I supposed to do? 113 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,593 Hike home? 114 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,035 I'm in heels, here. 115 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,429 I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm just doing what we do. 116 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,838 Cute. Right. 117 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,876 Well, what's happening with his car? 118 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:32,188 Yeah, hey, can I... 119 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:35,033 Let me just lock it up real quick. I'll have my mom come get it later. 120 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,918 No, I'll have to call it in for towing. This is a restricted parking area. 121 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,116 OK, this is ridiculous. Silas, give me your keys. 122 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,589 - I will drive your car home. - Absolutely not, no way. 123 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,353 It's over 400 bucks to get your vehicle out of the impound lot. 124 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:46,919 Now, give her your keys. 125 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,399 It's my car. 126 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,918 - Hey, what the hell, you can't do that. - Oh, yes, he can. 127 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:56,198 Because you have no rights, you thieving little shit. 128 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,635 Son, 129 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,792 get in the back of my vehicle right now. Let's go, come on. 130 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,189 It's done. Let's go. Come on. 131 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,078 I'm just trying to find some power bars, OK? 132 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,038 Power bars, that can't be right. 133 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,553 What do you call these? 134 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,198 Bars of reception? 135 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,669 On my phone, I call it the shrinking pyramid. 136 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,318 Kind of like your dick. 137 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,073 Hey, man, that's not cool. We don't even know these people. 138 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,516 Oh, bars, bars, bars, got it. Here we go. Please don't shoot me. 139 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,874 Hey, Nancy. 140 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,554 Surprise, it's me, Celia. 141 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,790 OK, but I didn't... I didn't call you. 142 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:44,271 No, you meant to call Silas, but, you know, he's not here right now. 143 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:49,191 I had him arrested, and he admitted taking my cameras. 144 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,511 You can probably reach him at the Agrestic Police Station, 145 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,477 if they're letting him take calls. 146 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,030 Oh, and you know, Nance, you're gonna have to reimburse me 147 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,076 for gas money, because... 148 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:04,790 ...your irresponsible adolescent has left me with an empty tank and... Hello? 149 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,436 - We gotta go. - Like hell. 150 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:11,153 Hello, Nancy? Rude! 151 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,748 As usual. 152 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,549 Where is the fucking gas pop-up thing? 153 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,235 Fuck. 154 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:22,869 Where are we going? 155 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:24,949 I know where the pot is, 156 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,316 and if you let us go get it, we'll bring it right back, I swear. 157 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,359 Guns on me. 158 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,632 - I stay. - What? 159 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:37,393 Oh, because you wouldn't know that we're coming back, I got it. 160 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,435 - OK, Vasag will go with you. - Marvin, you're up. Go. 161 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:54,600 If y'all not back with the broccoli by dark, 162 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:57,353 I'm shooting your boy here... in the nuts. 163 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,273 And I will shoot him in the kneecap and the elbow. 164 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,794 And so on, so you better get moving. 165 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,393 I forgot my purse. Sorry. Be back soon. Oh, no shooting, OK? 166 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:22,356 He's 12, brown hair, brown eyes, he's wearing a beige suit, blue shirt. 167 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:26,918 Hey... If you find him, could you just call me? 168 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,195 We had to sedate his mother. 169 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,316 Yes, yes, very upsetting. 170 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,989 You have my cell number? Thank you. Thank you, bye. 171 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,868 I'm telling you, man, after a lifetime of sardines and blubber, 172 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,918 a fast-food burrito ain't gonna be kind to you. 173 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,719 You called the fucking cops, didn't you? 174 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,635 He's my nephew. I called in an AMBER Alert. 175 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,792 If the police find him first, and you fucked up my bounty, 176 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,030 I'm wiping my ass with you. 177 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,559 Ah! 178 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,959 Hey, is this the truck version of setting me adrift on an ice floe? 179 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:19,038 Shane, this is Bear. We met over there by the candy machine, 180 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:23,392 and he showed me that the lid to the mini-mint patties was loose. Look. 181 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,235 Mm, that's yummy. 182 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,072 So, listen, little guy. 183 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:34,995 I am going to hitch a ride to South America with Bear, 184 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,958 but I'm gonna leave you the van, so you can go... 185 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,271 home, or to Pittsburgh, or wherever you wanna go, OK? 186 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,476 - I'm 12. - I was driving at eight. 187 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,437 Don't make him feel bad, Bear. 188 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,638 OK, after you finish your sandwich, go to the big parking lot out back 189 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,712 and practice driving around a little bit until you feel comfortable. 190 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,836 I'm sure you'll get the hang of it really quickly. 191 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,673 - Can you show me how? - I'm sorry, kid, I'm on a tight schedule. 192 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:01,719 Yeah, he's on a really tight schedule and, you know, he's doing me the favour, 193 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,189 so, when he says go, I gotta go. 194 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,829 And I said go half an hour ago, so chop-chop. Tempus fugit. 195 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,514 Oh, my God, you speak Greek. How cute is that? 196 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:15,594 It's Latin, and the actual quotation is, Fugit irreparabile tempus, 197 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,877 which means, irretrievable time is flying. 198 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,110 Well, fuck me with a dictionary, kid. 199 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,679 Get beat up much? 200 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,955 OK. Honey, honey... 201 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,874 sit down. 202 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:29,510 I know that this must be rough, 203 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:33,957 but I think that you can use this as an opportunity to explore 204 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:38,431 and to grow and to learn that you should always keep an up-to-date passport 205 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,919 on your person at all times. 206 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,958 So, here are the keys to the van. 207 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,395 Here's about $13 in change 208 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,392 that I liberated from the tampon machine in the ladies' room. 209 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,790 I want you to have it. Have amazing adventures, Shane. 210 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:55,714 We'll meet again. I'll be older, but I'll still be hot. 211 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,153 And you'll be older, 212 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:01,870 and you'll still be the same, smart, wise, gentle soul that you are now, 213 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,518 but you'll be taller. 214 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,033 And I think that you're gonna do 215 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,759 some really interesting things with your facial hair. 216 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,432 I just see it. 217 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,876 OK, sweetie? Heart hug, heart hug. 218 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,633 OK? Be well. I think you're amazing. 219 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:19,789 Bye. 220 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,396 Man, this is a fucking police station. 221 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,074 I told you, there's a guy in there who knows where the pot is. 222 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,993 I'm just gonna go talk to him and leave. OK? 223 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,036 And who is this guy? He a cop or something? 224 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,556 No, he's a criminal, just like us. It's gonna be fine. 225 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,392 You pull any shit up in there, 226 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,438 we kill you and we kill your boy Conrad, dig? 227 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,999 Fully digging, completely dug. 228 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,755 One more thing, you and Conrad, are you like together-together, or just like what? 229 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,990 We're business partners. Can I go in now? 230 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,638 You ain't done nothing? 231 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,076 Come on, two fine-looking people, all hormones and shit, 232 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,559 working side by side. 233 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,875 OK, fine. We kissed once. 234 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,913 But I don't know, we never really talked about it, and now it's kind of weird, 235 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,558 and this whole thing happened with you guys, 236 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,598 so it's not exactly a great time for us to process our feelings. 237 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,557 - So, no booty, huh? - No, no booty. 238 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:11,909 Ha! 239 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,917 - What do you mean, "Ha"? - As in I bet U-Turn and I win. 240 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,673 I knew that pretty nigger never got up in your business. 241 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,751 - How do you know? - You just told me. 242 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,638 I know that. How did you know before? 243 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,073 - I just knew. - How? 244 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,832 - I just did. - How? 245 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,151 I've gotta go. This discussion is not over. 246 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,151 Yeah, it is, cos I know these type of things. 247 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,231 I'm like a deep dicking psychic. 248 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,993 Leave the keys so we can listen to the radio. 249 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,072 Jesus Christ, what do you want from me now? 250 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,469 I can't believe you told Dana. How could you tell Dana? 251 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,869 You fuck up my marriage, I fuck up yours. Even. 252 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,236 - Even, my ass! I love Dana. - Then what were you doing inside my wife? 253 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,790 Your wife's enticing snatch has nothing to do with my deep and abiding love for my wife. 254 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,438 So give me your car keys. I'm going after my woman. 255 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,839 I drive a motorcycle. 256 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,434 And I'm not giving you a goddamn thing, you asshole. 257 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,910 I was married to Celia for 17 fucking years, 258 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,356 and you waltzed in and fucked everything up. Literally. 259 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,349 I only wish I'd fucked your wife before I told her you cheated. 260 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,072 Dana would never fuck you! 261 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,595 - Oh, really, how do you know? - Dana won't fuck anyone. 262 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,438 Something about a short cervix and how she might be a lesbian. 263 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,839 You have four kids. 264 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,911 Whose names could have been Tequila Shots, 265 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,675 Snuck It In While She Was Sleeping, Doing It For A Lexus, and Turkey Baster. 266 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,796 But she gets me, she thinks I'm funny. 267 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,155 She buys my underwear, she puts new blades in my razor. 268 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,152 She makes these amazing lamb chops. And you told! 269 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,800 The only thing Dana hates more than sex is public embarrassment. 270 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,393 She is never gonna forgive me. 271 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,959 - You home-wrecking fuck! - Ah! 272 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,349 God... damn it! 273 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,358 My marriage is over. 274 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,749 Yeah? Well, welcome to the club. 275 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,390 - Oh, shit, I'm bleeding. - Good. 276 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,835 Jesus! 277 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,272 H. Christ. 278 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,678 You know, I dropped you on your head once. 279 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,676 You were about 15 months old. 280 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,399 We were playing this game where you'd climb up my legs 281 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,109 and I'd flip you over and you'd land back on your feet, but this one time, 282 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,237 you kept climbing up my body and you wouldn't flip. 283 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,278 And I'm holding your hands, and your little feet are scaling up my body 284 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,670 and onto my shoulders, and I'm saying, "Silas, stop." 285 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,878 But you were laughing. 286 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,316 You were almost completely upside down. 287 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,197 Your hard-soled shoe goes... wham, 288 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,872 right into my eye, and... 289 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,319 I let go. 290 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,629 You went headfirst... into the hardwood. 291 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,076 If Celia hadn't shown up, we'd be in business right now. 292 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,879 How did you even get into the safe? 293 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,919 The combination was your maiden name. You think that was tricky? 294 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,633 Wow. You know what? I can't do this right now. 295 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,913 I need to get my hands on what you took 296 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,709 and give it back to some people who will do some very bad things if I don't. 297 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,199 Am I being clear? 298 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,630 - What bad things? - Silas! 299 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,518 Where is the... Where is the dry-cleaning? 300 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,708 I need every last bag of clothing or my boss is going to kill me - 301 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,792 just shoot me dead. You got that? 302 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,509 Dead! 303 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,079 Where is it? 304 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,997 It's all in the trunk of my car. 305 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,393 - Your car? - Yes. 306 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,150 Would that be the car Celia's driving? 307 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,832 - That would be it. - Jesus Christ. 308 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,638 The cop took my keys and gave them to her. 309 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,948 I couldn't do anything. 310 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,679 Can't your husband help you out of this? 311 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,549 Mom? 312 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,229 Mom! 313 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,874 I gotta go. 314 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,435 - Are you taking me with you? - What? 315 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,791 No. At least if you're here, I know where you are. 316 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,993 - Hello, Andy? - Hey, Nance, how's it going? 317 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,355 Yeah, yeah, of course I got Shane. 318 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,193 In fact, I think we're gonna stay out for a while, is that cool? 319 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,191 Yeah? Great! 320 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,590 OK, don't worry about a thing, and he's having a blast. 321 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,638 Don't be such a mother hen. OK, we'll see you later, OK, bye. 322 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,429 I've seen her, she stole mint patties. You gonna pay for those? 323 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:32,399 The kid, was there a kid with her, about yea high, beige suit? 324 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,836 Sure, the kid was here. Had the grilled cheese special and paid all in quarters. 325 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,592 He left a decent tip, though. 326 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,557 How long ago did the girl leave? 327 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,279 Oh, about two hours. She left with Bear. 328 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,635 - What does that mean? - Bear, he's a trucker. 329 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,075 And the kid was with them, with the girl and the Bear? 330 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,913 They left, and then the kid drove a blue van 331 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,389 around the parking lot for an hour before taking off. 332 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,869 A little young to be driving, if you ask me, but, 333 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,714 all the preservatives people eat nowadays, everybody's looking younger, so... 334 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,758 - Who knows? - Oh, man, come on, we gotta jam. 335 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,990 What kind of rig does Bear drive? 336 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,638 Blue, like a cerulean blue, 337 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,393 but with sparkle in it. Yosemite Sam mud flaps. 338 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,278 I know it's a cliché, but I think he's being ironic. 339 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,955 Holy Ned, you're a giant redwood. Move, Redwood! 340 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,838 I'm not Redwood. I'm not Yetiman, 341 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,751 Master Mohawk, Chief Wiggum, 342 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,751 Eskimo Pie, Great White North, 343 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,398 or Washington Redskin, 344 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,836 and I'm not your snow nigger, you rude piece of shit. 345 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,115 I'm fucking through with you. 346 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,749 He... 347 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,831 Hey! Hey, hey! 348 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,515 Come on, I called you snow nigga, with an "a." 349 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,670 Jeez, Nanook, you're so sensitive. 350 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,039 Oh! 351 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,875 You don't even know if the bitch's coming back. 352 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,235 I got a hundred G's cash out the door. 353 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,118 I'm offering you a great deal here, take it. 354 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,748 That's not a great deal. 355 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,751 Shut your mouth before I piss in it. 356 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,273 That's just bad hygiene. 357 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,669 - Where were you raised? - Where were you raised? 358 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,230 Unibrow, stinky armpit, sweat-suit-wearing motherfucker. 359 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,880 50 cent on the dollar. Final offer. Take it. 360 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,995 Euch! 361 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,195 What? 362 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,110 - Is that a "yes"? - No. 363 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,151 Fine, fine, yes, I'll take it. 364 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,674 - Wise choice. - Shit. 365 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:32,197 Celia, it's Nancy. I'd really like to get Silas's car back. Please call me. 366 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,910 - It stinks in here. - How could you let him smoke in my car? 367 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,030 No more smoking in this car. 368 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,874 No more puff-puff with the tobacco stick. 369 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,713 You're rude, you know that? You're gonna get cancer. 370 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,349 Hey, I thought these things were supposed to get great gas mileage and shit. 371 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,910 They do. Just haven't filled the tank for two weeks. 372 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,911 Two weeks is pretty good. 373 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,032 Hey! Hey! 374 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,039 Armenian guy. 375 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,749 Hey! 376 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,993 That was weird. 377 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,038 Get away from the car! Get the fuck away from the car! 378 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,355 Marvin, what are we doing? 379 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,590 I was thinking that the car was gonna blow up. 380 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,749 Oh. 381 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,108 Those Armenians, they like to blow shit up, you know? 382 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,189 Really? 383 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,068 Actually, I don't know. He the first one I met, but he seemed real shifty. 384 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,509 Hello? 385 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,669 Oh. 386 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,797 OK, and he never tapped it. 387 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,916 You owe me a flat screen, motherfucker. 388 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,513 Oh, yes, you do! 389 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,709 OK. 390 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,669 Bye. 391 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,231 We can get back in the car now. 392 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,679 Who was that? 393 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,509 U-Turn. 394 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,393 What'd he say? 395 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,719 You were traded. 396 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,915 I was what? 397 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,991 He says he bought your debt off the Armenians. 398 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,877 Your ass and your grass is all his now. 399 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,713 And he says if we don't come back with the pot soon, 400 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,031 I gotta shoot you in the head. So, let's really focus on finding it, OK? 401 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,156 You got a really nice head. 402 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,749 Thanks. 403 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,871 How much do I love the over-medicated? 404 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,076 I can feel my pores tightening. 405 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,832 Check this out. Tylenol... with codeine. 406 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,753 Ooh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! 407 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,519 Ohh! 408 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,592 Hey, man, look. 409 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,114 I'm so sorry I fucked your wife with my giant cock. 410 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,556 I am so not threatened by you. 411 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,677 I happen to be hung like a beer can. And I'm talking Guinness stout. 412 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,797 Oh, please. You're like one of those mini bottles of Crystal Geyser. 413 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,031 Fuck you, I've seen you in the steam. I got you by a good inch. 414 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,278 You care to make it interesting? 415 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,315 How much? 416 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,914 Your share of the bouillon when Nancy sells the crop. 417 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,878 - That's a lot of cash. - Yeah? I got a lot of dick. 418 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,949 You're on, bitch. 419 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,508 - Here, come here. - All right, come on. 420 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,794 - Come on. - Uh-huh. 421 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,075 - See. - Yeah, you know. You're all talk, buddy. 422 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,593 - Oh, yeah? - You're all talk. 423 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,989 - Winner and still champion. - Yeah, only in length. 424 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,152 That's what counts, moron. Circumference doesn't factor in a size war. 425 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,437 Well, then flaccid doesn't count either. I'm a grower, not a shower. 426 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,475 Wanna measure hard? 427 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,869 Yeah. You're not getting my share without a fair fight. 428 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,110 - Fine. - All right. 429 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,868 Come on. 430 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,759 - Occupied! - Occupied! 431 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,830 - We took too many drugs. - Yes, yes, we did. 432 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,314 We're having a great time, we're at the dump. 433 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,875 Yeah. He... 434 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,035 He wanted to see where the trash went. 435 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,478 OK, bye. 436 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,914 This is one nice fucking neighbourhood. 437 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,833 - How long you live here? - Too long. Shh, it's ringing. 438 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,478 Looks like it's from a movie. 439 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,916 Like with the plants and trees, no chain-link. 440 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,193 These places got alarms? 441 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,794 Celia, I'm outside your house. Where's my son's car? 442 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,429 Why, it's in your driveway, Nancy. I told him I'd drive it home, 443 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,034 and I always try to be a woman of my word. 444 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,634 Oh, you owe me $37.50 for gas. 445 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,354 Hello? 446 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,832 Hello, Nancy? 447 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,831 Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 448 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,638 This ain't good. 449 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:02,352 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 450 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,598 Silas's phone, Celia speaking. 451 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,990 Hey, Nancy, I helped myself to some of your vodka, 452 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,559 I hope you don't mind. 453 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,356 Oh, and I borrowed some garden shears. 454 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,910 You know, they were really helpful, so, thanks. 455 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,075 I did this for your own good, Nancy. 456 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,152 - He gonna be mad.