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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes all the same
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♪ There's a green one and a pink one
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♪ And a blue one and a yellow one
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ They all look just the same
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♪ And the people in the houses
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♪ All went to the university
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♪ Where they were put in boxes
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♪ They came out the same
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♪ There's doctors and lawyers
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♪ And business executives
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all look just the same ♪
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Previously on Weeds.
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Our stash is worth about 300 G,
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but the market's making the bull run,
so we should know half a mil easy.
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Ahh!
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- I'm having an affair with Doug.
- Doug Wilson?
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Wife-fucker.
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Shane's graduation. I can't do this.
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You have failed us all!
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And some fucking lowlife
stole two of them already.
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- The cameras?
- And the "Drug Free Zone" signs,
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and the Sasquatch costume. Son of a bitch.
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- Hi, Kat.
- Hi.
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- Abumchuk!
- He's just this bounty hunter.
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I did something illegal.
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- It's now or never, come with me.
- I'm not coming with you.
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- Thanks for keeping me company.
- Where are we going?
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- Where do you wanna go?
- Pittsburgh!
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- Step on it, Geronimo.
- You watch that shit, man.
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Have you been fucking him all the time
you were married to me?
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It's just business between us.
Always has been.
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Take your last harvest, make a quick deal,
and then hand all the cash over to me.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because I laid everything on the line
for you, and you fucked me.
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I'm looking to sell
about 38 pounds of sexy mama.
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- Are you in?
- Yeah, I'll take it.
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What the fuck?
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Now give us the drugs,
and we'll let you live.
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Kesheshian says "Goodbye. "
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- Where's the money?
- Ain't no money, fool!
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- Wait...
- Where is my money?
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- I kill agent asshole, you pay us.
- He's dead?
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There ain't no money,
cos they decided to jack us.
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- Peter.
- We kill each other, then
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- nobody gets nothing!
- He's dead?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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OK.
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- Open the fucking safe!
- Open the fucking safe!
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Open the fucking safe!
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Sorry. There's a lot
of data flying around.
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Oh, not today.
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Hi, Nancy!
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Did you take something
that doesn't belong to you?
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I want in.
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- That's him.
- Shit.
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Bitch, you about to die.
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I don't know about this, hon.
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God knows
what they've done with the inside.
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It might upset you.
Your mother kept that place so clean.
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This used to be all flowers
and nice lawns...
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- Can we go to City Walk now?
... nice families. Now look at it.
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I gotta go pee.
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- Oh, she's gotta go pee.
- I'm gonna pee in my pants.
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You hold it! There it is.
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I'm gonna ask if
she can pee in the house.
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- Hello?
- Can't hold it.
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Ellie! Ellie!
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Look at how they changed the wallpaper.
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Hello?
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I'm Dawn Trimigliosi.
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I used to live here
when I was a little girl. Hello?
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We're visiting from Scottsdale.
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- Mommy?
- I think she had an accident.
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Erm...
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...sorry about this, we were just...
- You used to live here?
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- My wife did.
- Dawn Trimigliosi, from Scottsdale.
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Yeah, I got a cousin in Scottsdale.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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You know a dude named Cold Blood?
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About 6'5", 320,
big scar across his throat.
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Maybe I have him look you up.
You can go get nachos together.
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You know, hon, it's...
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...too bad.
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No one was home
when we went to your old place
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and we just had to...
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drive away without going in at all.
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What?
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Oh, right, we...
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- We went straight to City Walk.
- They got bowling at City Walk.
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And that's what we're doing, right now.
We're bowling, OK?
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I got kids here.
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Y'all go on and hit that reset button.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Go, go, go, go, go,
now, quick, move, come on!
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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Oohh!
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Can we all talk without the guns, please?
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- My arms are getting tired.
- So, rest them, by all means.
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Marvin, if you put that gun down,
I swear I'll shoot you myself, you fat fuck.
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Can I just make one more call
in the service of finding our pot?
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- Our pot!
- Fuck you!
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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- You fuck you!
- Whoa, hold up!
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Let's all just chill, all right?
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If she don't find the pot,
ain't nobody getting shit!
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That's not true.
You'll be getting a bullet.
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Mm-hm.
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Nancy, make your call.
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Shit. I can't get a signal.
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That's the little fucker
who stole my cameras.
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Arrest him!
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I didn't do anything.
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I have you on tape.
Like I wouldn't make copies?
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I didn't do shit!
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- A lot of people look like me.
- What are you waiting for?
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Search his car,
hit him with your flashlight.
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- Do what you people do.
- I did it.
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- See?
- I stole her cameras,
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- They're at my house, let's just go.
- Take him in.
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Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
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I can't give you a ride
with a suspect in the back of the vehicle.
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- It's policy.
- So, what am I supposed to do?
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Hike home?
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I'm in heels, here.
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I'm sorry, ma'am,
I'm just doing what we do.
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Cute. Right.
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Well, what's happening with his car?
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Yeah, hey, can I...
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Let me just lock it up real quick.
I'll have my mom come get it later.
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No, I'll have to call it in for towing.
This is a restricted parking area.
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OK, this is ridiculous.
Silas, give me your keys.
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- I will drive your car home.
- Absolutely not, no way.
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It's over 400 bucks
to get your vehicle out of the impound lot.
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Now, give her your keys.
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It's my car.
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- Hey, what the hell, you can't do that.
- Oh, yes, he can.
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Because you have no rights,
you thieving little shit.
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Son,
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get in the back of my vehicle right now.
Let's go, come on.
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It's done. Let's go. Come on.
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I'm just trying to find
some power bars, OK?
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Power bars, that can't be right.
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What do you call these?
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Bars of reception?
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On my phone,
I call it the shrinking pyramid.
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Kind of like your dick.
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Hey, man, that's not cool.
We don't even know these people.
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Oh, bars, bars, bars, got it. Here we go.
Please don't shoot me.
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Hey, Nancy.
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Surprise, it's me, Celia.
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OK, but I didn't... I didn't call you.
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No, you meant to call Silas,
but, you know, he's not here right now.
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I had him arrested,
and he admitted taking my cameras.
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You can probably reach him
at the Agrestic Police Station,
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if they're letting him take calls.
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Oh, and you know, Nance,
you're gonna have to reimburse me
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for gas money, because...
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...your irresponsible adolescent
has left me with an empty tank and... Hello?
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- We gotta go.
- Like hell.
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Hello, Nancy? Rude!
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As usual.
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Where is the fucking gas pop-up thing?
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Fuck.
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Where are we going?
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I know where the pot is,
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and if you let us go get it,
we'll bring it right back, I swear.
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Guns on me.
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- I stay.
- What?
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Oh, because you wouldn't know
that we're coming back, I got it.
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- OK, Vasag will go with you.
- Marvin, you're up. Go.
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If y'all not back with the broccoli
by dark,
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I'm shooting your boy here... in the nuts.
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And I will shoot him
in the kneecap and the elbow.
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And so on, so you better get moving.
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I forgot my purse. Sorry. Be back soon.
Oh, no shooting, OK?
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He's 12, brown hair, brown eyes,
he's wearing a beige suit, blue shirt.
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Hey... If you find him,
could you just call me?
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We had to sedate his mother.
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Yes, yes, very upsetting.
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You have my cell number?
Thank you. Thank you, bye.
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I'm telling you, man,
after a lifetime of sardines and blubber,
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a fast-food burrito
ain't gonna be kind to you.
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You called the fucking cops, didn't you?
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He's my nephew.
I called in an AMBER Alert.
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If the police find him first,
and you fucked up my bounty,
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I'm wiping my ass with you.
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Ah!
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Hey, is this the truck version
of setting me adrift on an ice floe?
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Shane, this is Bear.
We met over there by the candy machine,
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and he showed me that the lid
to the mini-mint patties was loose. Look.
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Mm, that's yummy.
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So, listen, little guy.
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I am going to hitch a ride
to South America with Bear,
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but I'm gonna leave you the van,
so you can go...
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home, or to Pittsburgh,
or wherever you wanna go, OK?
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- I'm 12.
- I was driving at eight.
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Don't make him feel bad, Bear.
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OK, after you finish your sandwich,
go to the big parking lot out back
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and practice driving around a little bit
until you feel comfortable.
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I'm sure you'll get the hang of it
really quickly.
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- Can you show me how?
- I'm sorry, kid, I'm on a tight schedule.
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Yeah, he's on a really tight schedule
and, you know, he's doing me the favour,
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so, when he says go, I gotta go.
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And I said go half an hour ago,
so chop-chop. Tempus fugit.
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Oh, my God, you speak Greek.
How cute is that?
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It's Latin, and the actual quotation is,
Fugit irreparabile tempus,
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which means, irretrievable time is flying.
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Well, fuck me with a dictionary, kid.
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Get beat up much?
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OK. Honey, honey...
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sit down.
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I know that this must be rough,
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but I think that you can use this
as an opportunity to explore
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and to grow and to learn that you should
always keep an up-to-date passport
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on your person at all times.
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So, here are the keys to the van.
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Here's about $13 in change
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that I liberated from
the tampon machine in the ladies' room.
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I want you to have it.
Have amazing adventures, Shane.
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We'll meet again.
I'll be older, but I'll still be hot.
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And you'll be older,
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and you'll still be the same, smart,
wise, gentle soul that you are now,
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but you'll be taller.
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And I think that you're gonna do
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some really interesting things
with your facial hair.
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I just see it.
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OK, sweetie? Heart hug, heart hug.
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OK? Be well. I think you're amazing.
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Bye.
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Man, this is a fucking police station.
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I told you, there's a guy in there
who knows where the pot is.
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I'm just gonna go talk to him and leave.
OK?
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And who is this guy?
He a cop or something?
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No, he's a criminal, just like us.
It's gonna be fine.
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00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:10,366
You pull any shit up in there,
242
00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:13,536
we kill you and we kill
your boy Conrad, dig?
243
00:13:13,619 --> 00:13:15,162
Fully digging, completely dug.
244
00:13:15,246 --> 00:13:19,083
One more thing, you and Conrad, are you
like together-together, or just like what?
245
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,419
We're business partners. Can I go in now?
246
00:13:21,502 --> 00:13:23,129
You ain't done nothing?
247
00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:26,715
Come on, two fine-looking people,
all hormones and shit,
248
00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:28,259
working side by side.
249
00:13:30,469 --> 00:13:32,763
OK, fine. We kissed once.
250
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,976
But I don't know, we never really talked
about it, and now it's kind of weird,
251
00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:38,686
and this whole thing
happened with you guys,
252
00:13:38,769 --> 00:13:41,856
so it's not exactly a great time for us
to process our feelings.
253
00:13:41,939 --> 00:13:43,899
- So, no booty, huh?
- No, no booty.
254
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,317
Ha!
255
00:13:46,152 --> 00:13:49,488
- What do you mean, "Ha"?
- As in I bet U-Turn and I win.
256
00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:52,366
I knew that pretty nigger
never got up in your business.
257
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,535
- How do you know?
- You just told me.
258
00:13:54,618 --> 00:13:57,538
I know that. How did you know before?
259
00:13:57,621 --> 00:13:59,039
- I just knew.
- How?
260
00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:00,875
- I just did.
- How?
261
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,422
I've gotta go. This discussion is not over.
262
00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:08,507
Yeah, it is,
cos I know these type of things.
263
00:14:08,591 --> 00:14:10,676
I'm like a deep dicking psychic.
264
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,554
Leave the keys
so we can listen to the radio.
265
00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:26,150
Jesus Christ,
what do you want from me now?
266
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,652
I can't believe you told Dana.
How could you tell Dana?
267
00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:31,155
You fuck up my marriage,
I fuck up yours. Even.
268
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:34,658
- Even, my ass! I love Dana.
- Then what were you doing inside my wife?
269
00:14:34,742 --> 00:14:38,370
Your wife's enticing snatch has nothing to do
with my deep and abiding love for my wife.
270
00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:40,081
So give me your car keys.
I'm going after my woman.
271
00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:41,540
I drive a motorcycle.
272
00:14:41,624 --> 00:14:44,251
And I'm not giving you
a goddamn thing, you asshole.
273
00:14:44,335 --> 00:14:47,880
I was married to Celia for 17 fucking years,
274
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:51,467
and you waltzed in
and fucked everything up. Literally.
275
00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:56,680
I only wish I'd fucked your wife
before I told her you cheated.
276
00:14:57,848 --> 00:14:59,517
Dana would never fuck you!
277
00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:04,230
- Oh, really, how do you know?
- Dana won't fuck anyone.
278
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:08,234
Something about a short cervix
and how she might be a lesbian.
279
00:15:08,317 --> 00:15:09,693
You have four kids.
280
00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:11,862
Whose names could have been
Tequila Shots,
281
00:15:11,946 --> 00:15:15,783
Snuck It In While She Was Sleeping,
Doing It For A Lexus, and Turkey Baster.
282
00:15:15,866 --> 00:15:17,993
But she gets me, she thinks I'm funny.
283
00:15:18,077 --> 00:15:20,454
She buys my underwear,
she puts new blades in my razor.
284
00:15:20,538 --> 00:15:23,582
She makes these amazing lamb chops.
And you told!
285
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:26,335
The only thing Dana hates
more than sex is public embarrassment.
286
00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:28,003
She is never gonna forgive me.
287
00:15:28,087 --> 00:15:29,630
- You home-wrecking fuck!
- Ah!
288
00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:32,133
God... damn it!
289
00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:34,218
My marriage is over.
290
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,720
Yeah? Well, welcome to the club.
291
00:15:37,221 --> 00:15:39,473
- Oh, shit, I'm bleeding.
- Good.
292
00:15:41,892 --> 00:15:43,060
Jesus!
293
00:15:43,936 --> 00:15:45,604
H. Christ.
294
00:15:54,572 --> 00:15:56,323
♪ I drive an American car
295
00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:59,910
♪ I drive an American car
Drive, I drive an American car
296
00:15:59,994 --> 00:16:02,329
♪ Though it's hard to start an American car
297
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:06,333
♪ When it does it just stalls out
in the worst possible place
298
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,377
♪ And I paid 50 bucks for it
299
00:16:08,461 --> 00:16:12,089
♪ And I feel like I was ripped off
300
00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:14,467
♪ Oh, I hate this car, I hate this car
301
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,385
♪ It's big and ugly and rusted out
302
00:16:16,469 --> 00:16:20,389
♪ It drinks a lot of gas and burns a lot of oil
and it smells of beer
303
00:16:20,473 --> 00:16:24,643
♪ And I hope I get out of this parking lot alive ♪
304
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,986
You know,
I dropped you on your head once.
305
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:38,157
You were about 15 months old.
306
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,993
We were playing this game
where you'd climb up my legs
307
00:16:41,077 --> 00:16:44,872
and I'd flip you over and you'd land
back on your feet, but this one time,
308
00:16:44,955 --> 00:16:48,125
you kept climbing up my body
and you wouldn't flip.
309
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:51,295
And I'm holding your hands,
and your little feet are scaling up my body
310
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,840
and onto my shoulders,
and I'm saying, "Silas, stop. "
311
00:16:55,341 --> 00:16:57,134
But you were laughing.
312
00:16:57,218 --> 00:17:00,721
You were almost completely upside down.
313
00:17:00,805 --> 00:17:02,681
Your hard-soled shoe goes... wham,
314
00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,433
right into my eye, and...
315
00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:06,977
I let go.
316
00:17:07,603 --> 00:17:11,482
You went headfirst... into the hardwood.
317
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:15,069
If Celia hadn't shown up,
we'd be in business right now.
318
00:17:15,152 --> 00:17:17,988
How did you even get into the safe?
319
00:17:18,072 --> 00:17:22,201
The combination was your maiden name.
You think that was tricky?
320
00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:27,123
Wow. You know what?
I can't do this right now.
321
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:33,671
I need to get my hands on what you took
322
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:37,633
and give it back to some people who will
do some very bad things if I don't.
323
00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:39,176
Am I being clear?
324
00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:42,763
- What bad things?
- Silas!
325
00:17:42,847 --> 00:17:45,766
Where is the... Where is the dry-cleaning?
326
00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:50,146
I need every last bag of clothing
or my boss is going to kill me -
327
00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:53,357
just shoot me dead. You got that?
328
00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:57,236
Dead!
329
00:17:58,529 --> 00:17:59,905
Where is it?
330
00:18:02,032 --> 00:18:03,993
It's all in the trunk of my car.
331
00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,495
- Your car?
- Yes.
332
00:18:07,204 --> 00:18:09,373
Would that be the car Celia's driving?
333
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,125
- That would be it.
- Jesus Christ.
334
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,002
The cop took my keys
and gave them to her.
335
00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:14,378
I couldn't do anything.
336
00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:18,257
Can't your husband help you out of this?
337
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:28,559
Mom?
338
00:18:30,227 --> 00:18:31,353
Mom!
339
00:18:32,855 --> 00:18:34,106
I gotta go.
340
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:38,861
- Are you taking me with you?
- What?
341
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:42,364
No. At least if you're here,
I know where you are.
342
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:57,171
- Hello, Andy?
- Hey, Nance, how's it going?
343
00:18:57,254 --> 00:18:59,632
Yeah, yeah, of course I got Shane.
344
00:18:59,715 --> 00:19:02,593
In fact, I think we're gonna stay out
for a while, is that cool?
345
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,678
Yeah? Great!
346
00:19:04,762 --> 00:19:08,224
OK, don't worry about a thing,
and he's having a blast.
347
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:11,393
Don't be such a mother hen.
OK, we'll see you later, OK, bye.
348
00:19:11,477 --> 00:19:15,356
I've seen her, she stole mint patties.
You gonna pay for those?
349
00:19:15,439 --> 00:19:19,485
The kid, was there a kid with her,
about yea high, beige suit?
350
00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:23,072
Sure, the kid was here. Had the grilled cheese
special and paid all in quarters.
351
00:19:23,155 --> 00:19:24,907
He left a decent tip, though.
352
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,951
How long ago did the girl leave?
353
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,787
Oh, about two hours.
She left with Bear.
354
00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:32,248
- What does that mean?
- Bear, he's a trucker.
355
00:19:32,331 --> 00:19:34,792
And the kid was with them,
with the girl and the Bear?
356
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,753
They left, and then the kid drove a blue van
357
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:40,339
around the parking lot for an hour
before taking off.
358
00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:42,925
A little young to be driving,
if you ask me, but,
359
00:19:43,008 --> 00:19:46,929
all the preservatives people eat nowadays,
everybody's looking younger, so...
360
00:19:47,012 --> 00:19:50,099
- who knows?
- Oh, man, come on, we gotta jam.
361
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:52,435
What kind of rig does Bear drive?
362
00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:54,145
Blue, like a cerulean blue,
363
00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:57,022
but with sparkle in it.
Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
364
00:19:57,106 --> 00:20:00,025
I know it's a cliché,
but I think he's being ironic.
365
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:03,863
Holy Ned, you're a giant redwood.
Move, Redwood!
366
00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:06,866
I'm not Redwood. I'm not Yetiman,
367
00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:08,868
Master Mohawk, Chief Wiggum,
368
00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:10,953
Eskimo Pie, Great White North,
369
00:20:11,036 --> 00:20:12,663
or Washington Redskin,
370
00:20:12,747 --> 00:20:16,250
and I'm not your snow nigger,
you rude piece of shit.
371
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,627
I'm fucking through with you.
372
00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:20,337
He...
373
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,506
Hey! Hey, hey!
374
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:26,343
Come on, I called you snow nigga,
with an "a. "
375
00:20:26,427 --> 00:20:28,596
Jeez, Nanook, you're so sensitive.
376
00:20:33,684 --> 00:20:35,227
Oh!
377
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:40,274
You don't even know
if the bitch's coming back.
378
00:20:40,357 --> 00:20:42,735
I got a hundred G's cash out the door.
379
00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:46,781
I'm offering you a great deal here, take it.
380
00:20:47,198 --> 00:20:48,491
That's not a great deal.
381
00:20:48,574 --> 00:20:50,576
Shut your mouth before I piss in it.
382
00:20:50,659 --> 00:20:52,161
That's just bad hygiene.
383
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:54,663
- Where were you raised?
- Where were you raised?
384
00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:58,375
Unibrow, stinky armpit,
sweat-suit-wearing motherfucker.
385
00:20:58,459 --> 00:21:01,128
50 cent on the dollar. Final offer. Take it.
386
00:21:01,212 --> 00:21:02,296
Euch!
387
00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:03,547
What?
388
00:21:08,427 --> 00:21:10,763
- Is that a "yes"?
- No.
389
00:21:13,057 --> 00:21:14,975
Fine, fine, yes, I'll take it.
390
00:21:15,059 --> 00:21:17,603
- Wise choice.
- Shit.
391
00:21:19,772 --> 00:21:24,402
Celia, it's Nancy. I'd really like
to get Silas's car back. Please call me.
392
00:21:24,485 --> 00:21:29,323
- It stinks in here.
- How could you let him smoke in my car?
393
00:21:30,241 --> 00:21:32,576
No more smoking in this car.
394
00:21:32,827 --> 00:21:35,538
No more puff-puff with the tobacco stick.
395
00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:39,542
You're rude, you know that?
You're gonna get cancer.
396
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:44,380
Hey, I thought these things were supposed
to get great gas mileage and shit.
397
00:21:44,463 --> 00:21:48,092
They do. Just haven't filled
the tank for two weeks.
398
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:50,177
Two weeks is pretty good.
399
00:22:09,405 --> 00:22:11,157
Hey! Hey!
400
00:22:12,742 --> 00:22:14,285
Armenian guy.
401
00:22:14,952 --> 00:22:16,078
Hey!
402
00:22:16,829 --> 00:22:18,414
That was weird.
403
00:22:18,497 --> 00:22:21,584
Get away from the car!
Get the fuck away from the car!
404
00:22:23,627 --> 00:22:26,088
Marvin, what are we doing?
405
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:28,424
I was thinking that the car
was gonna blow up.
406
00:22:28,507 --> 00:22:29,633
Oh.
407
00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:33,137
Those Armenians,
they like to blow shit up, you know?
408
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:34,263
Really?
409
00:22:34,346 --> 00:22:38,309
Actually, I don't know. He the first one
I met, but he seemed real shifty.
410
00:22:45,983 --> 00:22:47,109
Hello?
411
00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,319
Oh.
412
00:22:48,652 --> 00:22:50,529
OK, and he never tapped it.
413
00:22:50,613 --> 00:22:52,740
You owe me a flat screen, motherfucker.
414
00:22:52,823 --> 00:22:54,408
Oh, yes, you do!
415
00:22:55,493 --> 00:22:56,702
OK.
416
00:22:57,536 --> 00:22:58,746
Bye.
417
00:22:59,497 --> 00:23:01,415
We can get back in the car now.
418
00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:03,959
Who was that?
419
00:23:04,668 --> 00:23:05,878
U- Turn.
420
00:23:06,337 --> 00:23:07,838
What'd he say?
421
00:23:08,798 --> 00:23:10,257
You were traded.
422
00:23:10,341 --> 00:23:11,509
I was what?
423
00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:13,677
He says he bought
your debt off the Armenians.
424
00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:15,638
Your ass and your grass is all his now.
425
00:23:15,721 --> 00:23:18,599
And he says if we don't come back
with the pot soon,
426
00:23:18,682 --> 00:23:22,061
I gotta shoot you in the head.
So, let's really focus on finding it, OK?
427
00:23:22,144 --> 00:23:24,271
You got a really nice head.
428
00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:31,153
Thanks.
429
00:23:33,531 --> 00:23:35,449
How much do I love the over-medicated?
430
00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:37,743
I can feel my pores tightening.
431
00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:41,664
Check this out. Tylenol... with codeine.
432
00:23:41,747 --> 00:23:44,708
Ooh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
433
00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:49,672
Ohh!
434
00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:51,841
Hey, man, look.
435
00:23:51,924 --> 00:23:54,468
I'm so sorry I fucked your wife
with my giant cock.
436
00:23:54,552 --> 00:23:58,055
I am so not threatened by you.
437
00:23:58,139 --> 00:24:01,308
I happen to be hung like a beer can.
And I'm talking Guinness stout.
438
00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:04,562
Oh, please. You're like one of
those mini bottles of Crystal Geyser.
439
00:24:04,645 --> 00:24:07,940
Fuck you, I've seen you in the steam.
I got you by a good inch.
440
00:24:08,566 --> 00:24:10,276
You care to make it interesting?
441
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:11,360
How much?
442
00:24:11,444 --> 00:24:14,071
Your share of the bouillon
when Nancy sells the crop.
443
00:24:14,155 --> 00:24:17,158
- That's a lot of cash.
- Yeah? I got a lot of dick.
444
00:24:17,241 --> 00:24:18,284
You're on, bitch.
445
00:24:18,367 --> 00:24:20,953
- Here, come here.
- All right, come on.
446
00:24:21,996 --> 00:24:23,330
- Come on.
- Uh-huh.
447
00:24:23,414 --> 00:24:25,708
- See.
- Yeah, you know. You're all talk, buddy.
448
00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:27,293
- Oh, yeah?
- You're all talk.
449
00:24:28,419 --> 00:24:30,838
- Winner and still champion.
- Yeah, only in length.
450
00:24:30,921 --> 00:24:34,133
That's what counts, moron.
Circumference doesn't factor in a size war.
451
00:24:34,216 --> 00:24:37,553
Well, then flaccid doesn't count either.
I'm a grower, not a shower.
452
00:24:37,636 --> 00:24:38,637
Wanna measure hard?
453
00:24:38,721 --> 00:24:41,140
Yeah. You're not getting my share
without a fair fight.
454
00:24:41,223 --> 00:24:43,476
- Fine.
- All right.
455
00:24:44,018 --> 00:24:45,311
Come on.
456
00:24:49,982 --> 00:24:51,442
- Occupied!
- Occupied!
457
00:24:56,655 --> 00:24:58,824
- We took too many drugs.
- Yes, yes, we did.
458
00:25:00,951 --> 00:25:03,496
We're having a great time,
we're at the dump.
459
00:25:06,207 --> 00:25:07,208
Yeah. He...
460
00:25:09,251 --> 00:25:11,545
He wanted to see where the trash went.
461
00:25:17,593 --> 00:25:19,303
OK, bye.
462
00:25:20,262 --> 00:25:22,890
This is one nice fucking
neighbourhood.
463
00:25:22,973 --> 00:25:25,935
- How long you live here?
- Too long. Shh, it's ringing.
464
00:25:26,018 --> 00:25:27,645
Looks like it's from a movie.
465
00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:31,232
Like with the plants and trees,
no chain-link.
466
00:25:32,108 --> 00:25:33,609
These places got alarms?
467
00:25:33,692 --> 00:25:36,320
Celia, I'm outside your house.
Where's my son's car?
468
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:40,116
Why, it's in your driveway, Nancy.
I told him I'd drive it home,
469
00:25:40,199 --> 00:25:42,827
and I always try to be a woman of my word.
470
00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:45,538
Oh, you owe me $37.50 for gas.
471
00:25:47,123 --> 00:25:48,374
Hello?
472
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,960
Hello, Nancy?
473
00:25:54,964 --> 00:25:58,259
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
474
00:25:58,342 --> 00:26:00,136
This ain't good.
475
00:26:00,219 --> 00:26:06,100
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
476
00:26:16,986 --> 00:26:19,905
Silas's phone, Celia speaking.
477
00:26:19,989 --> 00:26:23,451
Hey, Nancy, I helped myself
to some of your vodka,
478
00:26:23,534 --> 00:26:25,077
I hope you don't mind.
479
00:26:26,829 --> 00:26:29,039
Oh, and I borrowed some garden shears.
480
00:26:29,123 --> 00:26:32,752
You know, they were really helpful,
so, thanks.
481
00:26:35,421 --> 00:26:39,175
I did this for your own good, Nancy.
482
00:26:46,932 --> 00:26:49,143
♪ You fucked up
483
00:26:49,226 --> 00:26:50,394
♪ You bitch
484
00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:53,731
♪ You really fucked up
485
00:26:54,815 --> 00:26:58,027
- # You fucked up...
- He gonna be mad.
486
00:26:58,110 --> 00:27:00,529
#... fucking Nazi whore
487
00:27:02,948 --> 00:27:05,034
♪ You dicked me over
488
00:27:05,117 --> 00:27:06,827
♪ But now you'll pay
489
00:27:06,911 --> 00:27:09,330
♪ You fucked up...
490
00:27:09,413 --> 00:27:11,040
♪ Aaahhh!
491
00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:28,766
♪ Well, you dicked me over
492
00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:30,559
♪ Now, you'll pay
493
00:27:30,643 --> 00:27:32,895
♪ You fucked up
494
00:27:32,978 --> 00:27:37,691
♪ Aaahhh!
495
00:27:37,775 --> 00:27:39,485
♪ Well, you... ♪