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(Randy Newman) Here we go.
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes all the same
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♪ There's a green one and a pink one
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♪ And a blue one and a yellow one
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ They all lookjust the same
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♪ And the people in the houses
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♪ All went to the university
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♪ Where they were put in boxes
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♪ They came out the same
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♪ There's doctors and lawyers
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♪ And business executives
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all lookjust the same ♪
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Previously on Weeds.
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Our stash is worth about 300 G,
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but the market's making the bull run,
so we should know half a mil easy.
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Ahh!
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- I'm having an affair with Doug.
- Doug Wilson?
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Wife-fucker.
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Shane's graduation. I can't do this.
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You have failed us all!
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And some fucking lowlife
stole two of them already.
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- The cameras?
- And the "Drug Free Zone" signs,
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and the Sasquatch costume. Son of a bitch.
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- Hi, Kat.
- Hi.
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- Abumchuk!
- He's just this bounty hunter.
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I did something illegal.
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- It's now or never, come with me.
- I'm not coming with you.
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- Thanks for keeping me company.
- Where are we going?
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- Where do you wanna go?
- Pittsburgh!
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- Step on it, Geronimo.
- You watch that shit, man.
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Have you been fucking him all the time
you were married to me?
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It's just business between us.
Always has been.
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Take your last harvest, make a quick deal,
and then hand all the cash over to me.
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Why are you doing this?
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Because I laid everything on the line
for you, and you fucked me.
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I'm looking to sell
about 38 pounds of sexy mama.
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- Are you in?
- Yeah, I'll take it.
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What the fuck?
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Now give us the drugs,
and we'll let you live.
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Kesheshian says "Goodbye."
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- Where's the money?
- Ain't no money, fool!
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- Wait...
- Where is my money?
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- I kill agent asshole, you pay us.
- He's dead?
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There ain't no money,
cos they decided to jack us.
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- Peter.
- We kill each other, then
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- nobody gets nothing!
- He's dead?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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OK.
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- Open the fucking safe!
- Open the fucking safe!
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Open the fucking safe!
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Sorry. There's a lot of data flying around.
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Oh, not today.
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(Phone rings)
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Hi, Nancy!
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Did you take something
that doesn't belong to you?
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I want in.
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- That's him.
- Shit.
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Bitch, you about to die.
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(Man) I don't know about this, hon.
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God knows
what they've done with the inside.
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It might upset you.
Your mother kept that place so clean.
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This used to be all flowers
and nice lawns...
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- Can we go to City Walk now?
...nice families. Now look at it.
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I gotta go pee.
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- Oh, she's gotta go pee.
- I'm gonna pee in my pants.
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You hold it! There it is.
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I'm gonna ask if
she can pee in the house.
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(Knocks on door)
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- Hello?
- Can't hold it.
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Ellie! Ellie!
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Look at how they changed the wallpaper.
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Hello?
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I'm Dawn Trimigliosi.
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I used to live here
when I was a little girl. Hello?
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We're visiting from Scottsdale.
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- Mommy?
- I think she had an accident.
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Erm...
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...sorry about this, we were just...
- You used to live here?
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- My wife did.
- Dawn Trimigliosi, from Scottsdale.
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Yeah, I got a cousin in Scottsdale.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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You know a dude named Cold Blood?
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About 6'5", 320, big scar across his throat.
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Maybe I have him look you up.
You can go get nachos together.
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You know, hon, it's...
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...too bad.
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No one was home
when we went to your old place
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and we just had to...
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drive away without going in at all.
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What?
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Oh, right, we...
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- We went straight to City Walk.
- They got bowling at City Walk.
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And that's what we're doing, right now.
We're bowling, OK?
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I got kids here.
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Y'all go on and hit that reset button.
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Let's go, let's go.
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Go, go, go, go, go,
now, quick, move, come on!
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- Bye!
- (All) Bye.
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(Door slams)
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Oohh!
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Can we all talk without the guns, please?
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- My arms are getting tired.
- So, rest them, by all means.
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Marvin, if you put that gun down,
I swear I'll shoot you myself, you fat fuck.
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Can I just make one more call
in the service of finding our pot?
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- Our pot!
- Fuck you!
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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- You fuck you!
- Whoa, hold up!
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Let's all just chill, all right?
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If she don't find the pot,
ain't nobody getting shit!
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That's not true.
You'll be getting a bullet.
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Mm-hm.
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Nancy, make your call.
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(Phone beeps)
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Shit. I can't get a signal.
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That's the little fucker
who stole my cameras.
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Arrest him!
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I didn't do anything.
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I have you on tape.
Like I wouldn't make copies?
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I didn't do shit!
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- A lot of people look like me.
- What are you waiting for?
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Search his car, hit him with your flashlight.
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- Do what you people do.
- I did it.
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- See?
- I stole her cameras,
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- They're at my house, let's just go.
- Take him in.
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Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
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I can't give you a ride
with a suspect in the back of the vehicle.
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- It's policy.
- So, what am I supposed to do?
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Hike home?
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I'm in heels, here.
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I'm sorry, ma'am,
I'm just doing what we do.
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Cute. Right.
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Well, what's happening with his car?
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Yeah, hey, can I...
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Let me just lock it up real quick.
I'll have my mom come get it later.
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No, I'll have to call it in for towing.
This is a restricted parking area.
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OK, this is ridiculous.
Silas, give me your keys.
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- I will drive your car home.
- Absolutely not, no way.
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It's over 400 bucks
to get your vehicle out of the impound lot.
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Now, give her your keys.
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It's my car.
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- Hey, what the hell, you can't do that.
- Oh, yes, he can.
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Because you have no rights,
you thieving little shit.
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Son,
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get in the back of my vehicle right now.
Let's go, come on.
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It's done. Let's go. Come on.
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I'm just trying to find
some power bars, OK?
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Power bars, that can't be right.
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What do you call these?
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Bars of reception?
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On my phone,
I call it the shrinking pyramid.
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Kind of like your dick.
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Hey, man, that's not cool.
We don't even know these people.
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Oh, bars, bars, bars, got it. Here we go.
Please don't shoot me.
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(Phone rings)
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Hey, Nancy.
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Surprise, it's me, Celia.
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OK, but I didn't... I didn't call you.
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No, you meant to call Silas,
but, you know, he's not here right now.
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I had him arrested,
and he admitted taking my cameras.
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You can probably reach him
at the Agrestic Police Station,
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if they're letting him take calls.
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Oh, and you know, Nance,
you're gonna have to reimburse me
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- for gas money, because...
- (Phone beeps)
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...your irresponsible adolescent
has left me with an empty tank and... Hello?
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- We gotta go.
- Like hell.
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Hello, Nancy? Rude!
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As usual.
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Where is the fucking gas pop-up thing?
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Fuck.
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Where are we going?
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I know where the pot is,
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and if you let us go get it,
we'll bring it right back, I swear.
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Guns on me.
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- I stay.
- What?
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Oh, because you wouldn't know
that we're coming back, I got it.
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(Speaks Armenian)
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- OK, Vasag will go with you.
- Marvin, you're up. Go.
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If y'all not back with the broccoli
by dark,
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I'm shooting your boy here... in the nuts.
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And I will shoot him
in the kneecap and the elbow.
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And so on, so you better get moving.
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I forgot my purse. Sorry. Be back soon.
Oh, no shooting, OK?
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He's 12, brown hair, brown eyes,
he's wearing a beige suit, blue shirt.
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Hey... If you find him,
could you just call me?
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We had to sedate his mother.
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Yes, yes, very upsetting.
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You have my cell number?
Thank you. Thank you, bye.
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I'm telling you, man,
after a lifetime of sardines and blubber,
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a fast-food burrito
ain't gonna be kind to you.
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You called the fucking cops, didn't you?
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He's my nephew.
I called in an AMBER Alert.
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If the police find him first,
and you fucked up my bounty,
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I'm wiping my ass with you.
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(Knocks on window)
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Ah! (Laughs)
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Hey, is this the truck version
of setting me adrift on an ice floe?
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Shane, this is Bear.
We met over there by the candy machine,
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and he showed me that the lid
to the mini-mint patties was loose. Look.
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Mm, that's yummy.
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So, listen, little guy.
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I am going to hitch a ride
to South America with Bear,
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but I'm gonna leave you the van,
so you can go...
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home, or to Pittsburgh,
or wherever you wanna go, OK?
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- I'm 12.
- I was driving at eight.
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Don't make him feel bad, Bear.
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OK, after you finish your sandwich,
go to the big parking lot out back
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and practice driving around a little bit
until you feel comfortable.
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I'm sure you'll get the hang of it
really quickly.
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- Can you show me how?
- I'm sorry, kid, I'm on a tight schedule.
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Yeah, he's on a really tight schedule
and, you know, he's doing me the favour,
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so, when he says go, I gotta go.
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And I said go half an hour ago,
so chop-chop.Tempus fugit.
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Oh, my God, you speak Greek.
How cute is that?
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It's Latin, and the actual quotation is,
Fugit irreparabile tempus,
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which means, irretrievable time is flying.
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Well, fuck me with a dictionary, kid.
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Get beat up much?
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OK. Honey, honey...
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sit down.
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I know that this must be rough,
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but I think that you can use this
as an opportunity to explore
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and to grow and to learn that you should
always keep an up-to-date passport
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on your person at all times.
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So, here are the keys to the van.
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Here's about $13 in change
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that I liberated from
the tampon machine in the ladies' room.
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I want you to have it.
Have amazing adventures, Shane.
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We'll meet again.
I'll be older, but I'll still be hot.
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And you'll be older,
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and you'll still be the same, smart,
wise, gentle soul that you are now,
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but you'll be taller.
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And I think that you're gonna do
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some really interesting things
with your facial hair.
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I just see it.
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OK, sweetie? Heart hug, heart hug.
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00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,633
OK? Be well. I think you're amazing.
244
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:19,789
Bye.
245
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,396
Man, this is a fucking police station.
246
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,074
I told you, there's a guy in there
who knows where the pot is.
247
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,993
I'm just gonna go talk to him and leave.
OK?
248
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,036
And who is this guy?
He a cop or something?
249
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,556
No, he's a criminal, just like us.
It's gonna be fine.
250
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,392
You pull any shit up in there,
251
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,438
we kill you and we kill
your boy Conrad, dig?
252
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,999
Fully digging, completely dug.
253
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,755
One more thing, you and Conrad, are you
like together-together, or just like what?
254
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,990
We're business partners. Can I go in now?
255
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,638
You ain't done nothing?
256
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,076
Come on, two fine-looking people,
all hormones and shit,
257
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,559
working side by side.
258
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,875
OK, fine. We kissed once.
259
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,913
But I don't know, we never really talked
about it, and now it's kind of weird,
260
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,558
and this whole thing
happened with you guys,
261
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,598
so it's not exactly a great time for us
to process our feelings.
262
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,557
- So, no booty, huh?
- No, no booty.
263
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:11,909
Ha!
264
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,917
- What do you mean, "Ha"?
- As in I bet U-Turn and I win.
265
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,673
I knew that pretty nigger
never got up in your business.
266
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,751
- How do you know?
- You just told me.
267
00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,638
I know that. How did you know before?
268
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,073
- I just knew.
- How?
269
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,832
- I just did.
- How?
270
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,151
I've gotta go. This discussion is not over.
271
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,151
Yeah, it is,
cos I know these type of things.
272
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,231
I'm like a deep dicking psychic.
273
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,993
Leave the keys
so we can listen to the radio.
274
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,356
(# Dance music plays)
275
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,072
Jesus Christ,
what do you want from me now?
276
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,469
I can't believe you told Dana.
How could you tell Dana?
277
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,869
You fuck up my marriage,
I fuck up yours. Even.
278
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,236
- Even, my ass! I love Dana.
- Then what were you doing inside my wife?
279
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,790
Your wife's enticing snatch has nothing to do
with my deep and abiding love for my wife.
280
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,438
So give me your car keys.
I'm going after my woman.
281
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,839
I drive a motorcycle.
282
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,434
And I'm not giving you
a goddamn thing, you asshole.
283
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,910
I was married to Celia for 17 fucking years,
284
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,356
and you waltzed in
and fucked everything up. Literally.
285
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,349
I only wish I'd fucked your wife
before I told her you cheated.
286
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,395
(Laughs)
287
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,072
Dana would never fuck you!
288
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,595
- Oh, really, how do you know?
- Dana won't fuck anyone.
289
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,438
Something about a short cervix
and how she might be a lesbian.
290
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,839
You have four kids.
291
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,911
Whose names could have been
Tequila Shots,
292
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,675
Snuck It In While She Was Sleeping,
Doing It For A Lexus, and Turkey Baster.
293
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,796
But she gets me, she thinks I'm funny.
294
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,155
She buys my underwear,
she puts new blades in my razor.
295
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,152
She makes these amazing lamb chops.
And you told!
296
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,800
The only thing Dana hates
more than sex is public embarrassment.
297
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,393
She is never gonna forgive me.
298
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,959
- You home-wrecking fuck!
- Ah!
299
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,349
God... damn it!
300
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,358
My marriage is over.
301
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,749
Yeah? Well, welcome to the club.
302
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,390
- Oh, shit, I'm bleeding.
- Good.
303
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,835
Jesus!
304
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,272
H. Christ.
305
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,552
♪ I drive an American car
306
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,996
♪ I drive an American car
Drive, I drive an American car
307
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,310
♪ Though it's hard to start an American car
308
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:27,154
♪ When it does itjust stalls out
in the worst possible place
309
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,117
♪ And I paid 50 bucks for it
310
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,670
♪ And I feel like I was ripped off
311
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,955
♪ Oh, I hate this car, I hate this car
312
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,792
♪ It's big and ugly and rusted out
313
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,634
♪ It drinks a lot of gas and burns a lot of oil
and it smells of beer
314
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,713
♪ And I hope I get out of this parking lot alive ♪
315
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,950
(Phone rings)
316
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,678
You know,
I dropped you on your head once.
317
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,676
You were about 15 months old.
318
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,399
We were playing this game
where you'd climb up my legs
319
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:04,109
and I'd flip you over and you'd land
back on your feet, but this one time,
320
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,237
you kept climbing up my body
and you wouldn't flip.
321
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,278
And I'm holding your hands,
and your little feet are scaling up my body
322
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,670
and onto my shoulders,
and I'm saying, "Silas, stop."
323
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,878
But you were laughing.
324
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:19,316
(Sighs)
You were almost completely upside down.
325
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,197
Your hard-soled shoe goes... wham,
326
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,872
right into my eye, and...
327
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,319
I let go.
328
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,629
You went headfirst... into the hardwood.
329
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,076
If Celia hadn't shown up,
we'd be in business right now.
330
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,879
How did you even get into the safe?
331
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,919
The combination was your maiden name.
You think that was tricky?
332
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,633
Wow. You know what?
I can't do this right now.
333
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,913
I need to get my hands on what you took
334
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,709
and give it back to some people who will
do some very bad things if I don't.
335
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,199
Am I being clear?
336
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,630
- What bad things?
- Silas!
337
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,518
Where is the... Where is the dry-cleaning?
338
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,708
I need every last bag of clothing
or my boss is going to kill me -
339
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,792
just shoot me dead. You got that?
340
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,509
Dead!
341
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,079
Where is it?
342
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,997
It's all in the trunk of my car.
343
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,393
- Your car?
- Yes.
344
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,150
Would that be the car Celia's driving?
345
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,832
- That would be it.
- Jesus Christ.
346
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,638
The cop took my keys
and gave them to her.
347
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,948
I couldn't do anything.
348
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,679
Can't your husband help you out of this?
349
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,549
Mom?
350
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,229
Mom!
351
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,874
I gotta go.
352
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,435
- Are you taking me with you?
- What?
353
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,791
No. At least if you're here,
I know where you are.
354
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,993
- Hello, Andy?
- Hey, Nance, how's it going?
355
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,355
Yeah, yeah, of course I got Shane.
356
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,193
In fact, I think we're gonna stay out
for a while, is that cool?
357
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,191
Yeah? Great!
358
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,590
OK, don't worry about a thing,
and he's having a blast.
359
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,638
Don't be such a mother hen.
OK, we'll see you later, OK, bye.
360
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,429
I've seen her, she stole mint patties.
You gonna pay for those?
361
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:32,399
The kid, was there a kid with her,
about yea high, beige suit?
362
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,836
Sure, the kid was here. Had the grilled cheese
special and paid all in quarters.
363
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,592
He left a decent tip, though.
364
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,557
How long ago did the girl leave?
365
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,279
Oh, about two hours.
She left with Bear.
366
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,635
- What does that mean?
- Bear, he's a trucker.
367
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,075
And the kid was with them,
with the girl and the Bear?
368
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,913
They left, and then the kid drove a blue van
369
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,389
around the parking lot for an hour
before taking off.
370
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,869
A little young to be driving,
if you ask me, but,
371
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,714
all the preservatives people eat nowadays,
everybody's looking younger, so...
372
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,758
- who knows?
- Oh, man, come on, we gotta jam.
373
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,990
What kind of rig does Bear drive?
374
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,638
Blue, like a cerulean blue,
375
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,393
but with sparkle in it.
Yosemite Sam mud flaps.
376
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,278
I know it's a cliché,
but I think he's being ironic.
377
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,955
Holy Ned, you're a giant redwood.
Move, Redwood!
378
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,838
I'm not Redwood. I'm not Yetiman,
379
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,751
Master Mohawk, Chief Wiggum,
380
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,751
Eskimo Pie, Great White North,
381
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,398
or Washington Redskin,
382
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,836
and I'm not your snow nigger,
you rude piece of shit.
383
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,115
I'm fucking through with you.
384
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,749
He...
385
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,831
Hey! Hey, hey!
386
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,515
Come on, I called you snow nigga,
with an "a."
387
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,670
Jeez, Nanook, you're so sensitive.
388
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,039
Oh!
389
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,875
You don't even know
if the bitch's coming back.
390
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,235
I got a hundred G's cash out the door.
391
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,118
I'm offering you a great deal here, take it.
392
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,748
That's not a great deal.
393
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,751
Shut your mouth before I piss in it.
394
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,273
That's just bad hygiene.
395
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,669
- Where were you raised?
- Where were you raised?
396
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,230
Unibrow, stinky armpit,
sweat-suit-wearing motherfucker.
397
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,880
50 cent on the dollar. Final offer. Take it.
398
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:10,995
Euch!
399
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,195
What?
400
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,110
- Is that a "yes"?
- No.
401
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,151
Fine, fine, yes, I'll take it.
402
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,674
- Wise choice.
- Shit.
403
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:32,197
Celia, it's Nancy. I'd really like
to get Silas's car back. Please call me.
404
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,910
- (Coughs) It stinks in here.
- How could you let him smoke in my car?
405
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,030
No more smoking in this car.
406
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,874
No more puff-puff with the tobacco stick.
407
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,713
You're rude, you know that?
You're gonna get cancer.
408
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,349
Hey, I thought these things were supposed
to get great gas mileage and shit.
409
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,910
They do. Just haven't filled
the tank for two weeks.
410
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,911
Two weeks is pretty good.
411
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,079
(Phone ringtone)
412
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,279
(Speaks Armenian)
413
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,032
Hey! Hey!
414
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,039
Armenian guy.
415
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,749
Hey!
416
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,993
That was weird.
417
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,038
Get away from the car!
Get the fuck away from the car!
418
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,355
Marvin, what are we doing?
419
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,590
I was thinking that the car
was gonna blow up.
420
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,749
Oh.
421
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,108
Those Armenians,
they like to blow shit up, you know?
422
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:39,189
Really?
423
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:43,068
Actually, I don't know. He the first one
I met, but he seemed real shifty.
424
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,439
(Phone ringtone)
425
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,509
Hello?
426
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,669
Oh.
427
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,797
OK, and he never tapped it.
428
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,916
You owe me a flat screen, motherfucker.
429
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,513
Oh, yes, you do!
430
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,709
OK.
431
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,669
Bye.
432
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,231
We can get back in the car now.
433
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,679
Who was that?
434
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,509
U-Turn.
435
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,393
What'd he say?
436
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,719
You were traded.
437
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,915
I was what?
438
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,991
He says he bought
your debt off the Armenians.
439
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,877
Your ass and your grass is all his now.
440
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,713
And he says if we don't come back
with the pot soon,
441
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,031
I gotta shoot you in the head.
So, let's really focus on finding it, OK?
442
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,156
You got a really nice head.
443
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,749
Thanks.
444
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,871
How much do I love the over-medicated?
445
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,076
I can feel my pores tightening.
446
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,832
Check this out. Tylenol... with codeine.
447
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,753
Ooh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
448
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,519
Ohh!
449
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,592
Hey, man, look.
450
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,114
I'm so sorry I fucked your wife
with my giant cock.
451
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,556
(Laughs) I am so not threatened by you.
452
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,677
I happen to be hung like a beer can.
And I'm talking Guinness stout.
453
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,797
Oh, please. You're like one of
those mini bottles of Crystal Geyser.
454
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,031
Fuck you, I've seen you in the steam.
I got you by a good inch.
455
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,278
You care to make it interesting?
456
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,315
How much?
457
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,914
Your share of the bouillon
when Nancy sells the crop.
458
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,878
- That's a lot of cash.
- Yeah? I got a lot of dick.
459
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,949
You're on, bitch.
460
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,508
- Here, come here.
- All right, come on.
461
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,794
- Come on.
- Uh-huh.
462
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,075
- See.
- Yeah, you know. You're all talk, buddy.
463
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,593
- Oh, yeah?
- You're all talk.
464
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,989
- Winner and still champion.
- Yeah, only in length.
465
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:34,152
That's what counts, moron.
Circumference doesn't factor in a size war.
466
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,437
Well, then flaccid doesn't count either.
I'm a grower, not a shower.
467
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,475
Wanna measure hard?
468
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,869
Yeah. You're not getting my share
without a fair fight.
469
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,110
- Fine.
- All right.
470
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,868
Come on.
471
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,275
(Knock on door)
472
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,759
- Occupied!
- Occupied!
473
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,830
- We took too many drugs.
- Yes, yes, we did.
474
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,314
We're having a great time,
we're at the dump.
475
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,875
Yeah. He...
476
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,035
He wanted to see where the trash went.
477
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,478
OK, bye.
478
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,914
(Marvin) This is one nice fucking
neighbourhood.
479
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,833
- How long you live here?
- Too long. Shh, it's ringing.
480
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,478
Looks like it's from a movie.
481
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,916
Like with the plants and trees,
no chain-link.
482
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,193
These places got alarms?
483
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,794
Celia, I'm outside your house.
Where's my son's car?
484
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,429
(Celia) Why, it's in your driveway, Nancy.
I told him I'd drive it home,
485
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,034
and I always try to be a woman of my word.
486
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,634
Oh, you owe me $37.50 for gas.
487
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,354
Hello?
488
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,832
Hello, Nancy?
489
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,831
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
490
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,638
This ain't good.
491
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:02,352
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
492
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,479
(Phone rings)
493
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,832
(Phone rings nearby)
494
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,598
(Celia) Silas's phone, Celia speaking.
495
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,990
Hey, Nancy, I helped myself
to some of your vodka,
496
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,559
I hope you don't mind.
497
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,356
Oh, and I borrowed some garden shears.
498
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,910
You know, they were really helpful,
so, thanks.
499
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,075
I did this for your own good, Nancy.
500
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,556
(# Ween: You Fucked Up)
501
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,636
♪ You fucked up
502
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,835
♪ You bitch
503
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,037
♪ You really fucked up
504
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,152
- # You fucked up...
- He gonna be mad.
505
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,549
#... fucking Nazi whore
506
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,871
♪ You dicked me over
507
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,598
♪ But now you'll pay
508
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,989
♪ You fucked up...
509
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,638
♪ Aaahhh!
510
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,630
♪ Well, you dicked me over
511
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,358
♪ Now, you'll pay
512
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,590
♪ You fucked up
513
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:30,196
♪ Aaahhh!
514
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,918
♪ Well, you... ♪