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Previously on Weeds
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Give me that fucking thing!
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There aren't any bullet in it!
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Don't come out of here,
no matter what, don't come out.
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If she doesn't find the pot,
ain't nobody gettin' shit!
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Guns on me. I stay.
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This is a fucking police station!
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- Where is it?
- It's all in the trunk of my car.
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- The car that Celia's driving?
- That would be it.
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He's my nephew,
I called in an AMBER alert.
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She left with Bear, and then
the kid drove a blue van
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around the parking lot
for an hour before taking off.
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Come on, we gotta jam !
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We're having a great time,
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we gonna grab some dinner,
then we'll be home.
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- 50 percents on the dole, final offer.
- Fine.
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Your ass and your grass is all his now.
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Silas' phone.
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I borrowed some garden shears,
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- you know, they were really helpful.
- He gonna be mad!
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Sous-Titres VO :
San-A / Loky
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Season 3 Episode 2
- A Pool and His Money -
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[ www.seriessub.com ]
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I did this for you, Nancy.
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You should be thanking me
for not having you arrested.
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Hi, I'm Celia.
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- And you are...
- Marvin.
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Are you one of Nancy's
drug dealer friends?
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No.
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No, he's not my friend.
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He's gonna kill me.
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Isn't that right, Marvin?
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But please, do me this one last favor.
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Kill her too,
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first, in front of me, please.
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No one will know it's you.
Just blow her fucking brains out.
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And let me watch, and then,
you can do whatever you want to me.
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- She's just kidding.
- No, not kidding, here.
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If you throw that fucking rock at me,
I'm going straight to the police,
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and you can rot in jail, with Silas.
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I'm trying to help you.
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We just know each other
from the grocery store.
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- I'm a bagger, and...
- Bullshit.
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Like if there is an obese black bag boy
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in any market
in a 30 mile-range of here.
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In Agrestic, the people are white,
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and the helpers, brown, not black.
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You know, you nasty.
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Get the fuck out of my yard!
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Okay, I can see that you're upset.
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Being a drug dealer and
just being caught and all...
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Well, this must be
very embarassing for you.
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I'll come back,
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when you'll have a chance to think,
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and we'll talk.
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And if you need a pool man,
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I have a really great guy.
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Holy shit!
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That's one crazy bitch!
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You think she's gonna tell?
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No way.
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She'd never wanna give up
having this over me.
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Grab the other skimmer and help me.
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I don't think this is gonna work.
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Marvin, I don't need your...
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fucking negativity right now,
just grab the fucking pool and skim!
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I will kill your boy with pain.
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As it is, I just might have to kick him,
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in his kidney
because you ain't here yet.
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Next one goes in his fucking head.
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I don't appreciate
being inconvenienced like that.
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Now, put Marvin back
on the goddamn phone.
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With or without the jewbie,
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you and her get back here
by nine o'clock, you understand me?
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Light a fire into that bitch's ass,
I'm getting crunky.
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- Why are you so quiet?
- Why are you pointing a gun in my head?
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I'm sorry,
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friend.
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Is that better?
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No?
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How about now?
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I ain't playing, Lewis.
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All you gotta do is snatch it.
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You might be quicker than I think.
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What happens
when you got the gun, farmer?
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You think you can aim at me?
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You think you got any dog in you?
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C'mon, farmer bro'.
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End this shit now!
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See!
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That's the shit right there that makes
me owe Marvin a fucking flat screen.
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Can't pick up the gun!
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When it counts!
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Can't fuck the white bitch
when she's right in front of you!
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We're just friends.
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- Marvin said you kissed.
- What you want me to say, Lewis?
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You boss in here,
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trying to rip me off,
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holding me hostage, trying to kill me...
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Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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You should be kissing my ass in space.
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Cuz' instead of owing'em hummus-eating
motherfuckers, you only owe me.
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Now see, Nancy's gonna
bring the weed back in,
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then, we don't owe you nothing.
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And I don't want nothing
to do with you after.
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Now, see, now you just hurt my feelings.
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I just wanted to know how she kisses.
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She look like she kisses real sweet.
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Cut the shit,
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coz it's getting old real fast.
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I tell you what.
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I let you keep
a couple bricks of that pot,
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if you let me fuck her...
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on this corner...
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right here.
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I mean, seing that
the two of you just kissed.
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I don't see you having
a problem with that.
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- Shit.
- What the fuck was that?
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What the fuck?!
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Yo bitch, in the closet!
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Open it.
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Open real wide.
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I'm gay.
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Well?
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Micro-wave wrecked everything.
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And the stuff in the oven
just gonna stuck together in a clump.
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Would you get in here and try this?
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- What you got to smoke your weed?
- I don't know, I don't have a bowl.
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- I'm not really a smoker.
- Seriously?
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- Control issues.
- You got something like a can?
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There's diet coke in the fridge,
dump it in the sink.
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- You got root beer?
- Does it matter?
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I like root beer, I'm thirsty.
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Try the pot first, then you can
raid the fridge for whatever ou want.
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- Hello.
- You want a plate for that?
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Thank God, I thought
you were Shane and Andy.
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Listen, what setting
do you think is best
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for drying pot that's been
in a swimming-pool?
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Are you trying to make some cash,
or something?
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Because I don't think
this is how you do it.
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Oh yeah, you and me,
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we're doing our jobs.
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Right.
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Hey, it's the "Drugs Are Wrong" lady!
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Hey, kids.
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That's right,
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that's me.
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Getting recognized.
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Drugs are wrong.
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And you feel so right...
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to not do them.
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Just throw them away.
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I'm a crusader, you know?
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Ma'am, could you move?
You're blocking the goal.
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Crusader.
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Celia Hodes!
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Doing it pro bono.
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I'm not asking for a... accolades.
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Bend my ankle.
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Oh man, that's fucking awful!
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It's like all harsh and no high!
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It's wet, we fucked!
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Common', let's go see U-Turn.
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You said we had until 9 o'clock.
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You will grow a new crop
between now and 9?
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- Uh, uh, let's go!
- No!
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Saying "no" to me is not a good idea.
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Look, I think you're cool enough,
but I will hurt you!
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I'm a thug, that's what I do!
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- I think you need to go with him.
- No, wait!
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I have one more idea.
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No, listen!
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Best case, we actually
show up with something,
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worse case, you deliver me on time.
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What do you got to lose?
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I didn't bring back the right thing
from 7-Eleven once.
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Now, I got an artificial patella.
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- Man, I'm outta here!
- Marvin, please.
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Give me one more chance
to make this right.
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Please.
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Shit!
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Hello?
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What? He's where?
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Thank God, the... Great!
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I'll come get him.
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Tell him uncle Andy
is coming to get him.
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Great, thank you so much,
thank you officer.
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Was that a great party, or what?
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How would you know? You spent
the whole time in the bathroom.
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I'm sorry, honey. I was just working
some stuff out with your uncle Doug.
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That's alright. You weren't even
the most embarrassing parent there.
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Martha Strangley's mom
wasn't wearing any underwear,
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and fell over the ottoman
while doing the cha-cha slide
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- and everyone saw her.
- I'm sorry, I missed that.
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- Could we make hot fudge on sundaes?
- Oh my God,
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that's the best idea ever.
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- Dad...
- Yeah, hon'?
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Mom's passed out in the atrium.
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Mom? Mom!
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I'm a winner.
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Hi, sweetie.
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How was the rest of your party?
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What the hell are you doing here, Celia?
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I was...
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I was wanting
to pick up a few things, but...
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I couldn't get in,
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alla the doors were locked.
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That has been a real wrong day.
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- I bet.
- Can I just...
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Do you think...
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I could take a bath?
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My motel just has a shower,
and I really could use a bath.
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Fine.
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Take a bath,
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then please, go.
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Could you unlock
the door to the bedroom?
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Son of a bitch.
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You wanna another man's dick up
your ass, that's what you' telling me?
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Well, I don't know,
I've never tried that, I just...
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I think I've always liked... boys.
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I thought you was in love with Nancy.
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Now, who are we talking about, Conrad?
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I think that was a...
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Judy Garland, Joan Crawford,
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- Sarah Jessica Parker kinda love.
- So, you're a sucker dick?
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Yes, I think I would,
if there was a right dick.
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Ain't no right dick!
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All dick sized on is wrong, boy!
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You know, you need Jesus!
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No, I think I just need
to admit to myself what I am,
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what I've always been, no matter you,
or my family, or anyone thinks.
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So let me ask you this
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- you ever fuck a girl?
- Excellent question.
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Any pussy in your past?
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My cousin Rishma had this friend Mita
who let me play with her nipples.
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I found it kinda gross.
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Yeah, some women got ugly titties.
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Don't mean you're a cock smoker.
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I got your limonade,
but I ain't add Cayenne
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coz I ain't know how much...
I brought it, so you can eat it.
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- Who's got the tuna mayo?
- Tuna mayo's mine.
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Well, look at you.
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Do I know you?
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- You work for U-Turn?
- He do, now!
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- Oh, I don't think so.
- Oh no?
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Oh shit, U-Turn,
if you don't fuck him up,
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leave that pretty face, would you?
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- Turkey and whole wheat?
- Oh yeah, that's me.
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- Is there mustard?
- Should be on there.
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Clinic, let me all let you for a second.
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What?
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Get your ass over here, now !
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What do you think they're talking about?
254
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Look, I need
to get the fuck out of here.
255
00:13:59,144 --> 00:14:01,512
I grab U-Turn and put a gun
on his head, and you need...
256
00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:03,368
I think they're talking about me!
257
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,398
What did you say?
258
00:14:06,772 --> 00:14:08,309
Just nothing, nothing...
259
00:14:08,563 --> 00:14:10,324
Hurry up and finish that sandwich,
260
00:14:10,473 --> 00:14:13,452
Clinic here, gonna take you to another
room and fuck the gay outta you.
261
00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:16,771
- Excuse me?
- You heard me?
262
00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:18,532
Man, hmm...
263
00:14:18,979 --> 00:14:21,860
- I don't think it works that way.
- Clinic will make it work!
264
00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:24,712
You sure you don't think
you're a faggot?
265
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,056
Positive. Thank you, though.
266
00:14:27,187 --> 00:14:28,611
Ok, game is over.
267
00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:30,173
The two of you,
268
00:14:30,323 --> 00:14:31,955
get in that room and get busy.
269
00:14:36,572 --> 00:14:39,268
Ok baby, put your pants off,
let's see what you got!
270
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,015
Oh God, help me!
271
00:14:42,207 --> 00:14:43,592
And where is Conrad?
272
00:14:43,692 --> 00:14:44,764
He's at the grow house.
273
00:14:45,123 --> 00:14:48,001
- Damn, this is some good pie!
- You enjoy now,
274
00:14:48,101 --> 00:14:49,676
cause if anything happens to my nephew,
275
00:14:49,776 --> 00:14:51,210
you gonna be eaten through a tube.
276
00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:53,258
I'm just an employee!
277
00:14:53,571 --> 00:14:55,800
- I ain't management.
- Could you people keep it down?
278
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,574
I just got the baby asleep.
279
00:14:57,829 --> 00:14:59,202
- Marvin?
- Vaneeta?
280
00:14:59,302 --> 00:15:01,254
Holy shit, how are you doing?
281
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,985
I should have killed you
when I had a chance!
282
00:15:04,611 --> 00:15:05,617
Really?
283
00:15:05,744 --> 00:15:08,209
Would you have done it yourself
or hired Armenians?
284
00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:11,552
Oh, I don't know
what the fuck you're talking about.
285
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:13,937
You fucked this up, and you know it.
286
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:19,665
I had it under control!
287
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,639
And then without consulting anyone,
288
00:15:21,739 --> 00:15:23,641
completly outside the huddle,
289
00:15:23,741 --> 00:15:26,251
you made this deal,
and that was a mistake.
290
00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:28,947
Your mistake,
and you need to make it right!
291
00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:31,387
So you need to gather up
292
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:34,106
all the weed in this house,
293
00:15:34,221 --> 00:15:38,399
and we need to take it to U-Turn,
that's what the fuck I'm talking about!
294
00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:44,127
You go to come in my house
and drop blame on me.
295
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,364
Me?
296
00:15:46,706 --> 00:15:48,442
Oh hell no, bitch!
297
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,548
Get the fuck off me!
298
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,591
You think you can take me?
299
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:55,812
She fucking bit me!
300
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:57,481
Jesus, do something!
301
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,268
Bitch, have you lost
your goddamn mind?
302
00:16:01,702 --> 00:16:03,184
What the fuck?
303
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:05,128
Fine, you're gonna kill each other!
304
00:16:05,302 --> 00:16:07,792
I'll go back to U-Turn
and say the shit's gone,
305
00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:10,910
and you'll keep both visit
pieces of Conrad all over the town.
306
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:11,946
I'm outta here!
307
00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:13,772
Marv', what are you talking
about Conrad?
308
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:15,948
What the fuck is going on in here?
309
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:34,360
Oh, this is serious!
310
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:37,714
Let's go.
311
00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:39,197
Let's go!
312
00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:47,657
Thanks for the bath.
313
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,572
Sure.
314
00:16:51,997 --> 00:16:53,003
I'm gonna go.
315
00:16:56,163 --> 00:16:57,216
Bye.
316
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:03,975
If you are on the road tonight,
317
00:17:04,102 --> 00:17:07,551
be on a look out
for a 1972 Ford Supervan,
318
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:11,762
California license plate number 51SB310.
319
00:17:11,902 --> 00:17:13,696
And be sure to tune in tonight at 11,
320
00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:18,718
when the channel 10 news looks into
the hidden poisons in your vitamins...
321
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,207
Hello!
322
00:17:32,457 --> 00:17:34,135
So you like little boys, huh?
323
00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:35,951
What?
324
00:17:36,518 --> 00:17:38,370
The AMBER alert? Yeah!
325
00:17:38,983 --> 00:17:40,823
- He's my nephew.
- D'you hear that?
326
00:17:40,963 --> 00:17:43,057
He abducted his own nephew.
327
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,598
No, no, I'm the one who called it in.
328
00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:48,474
- What are you doing in the vehicle?
- And where is the little boy?
329
00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:50,348
He must be tight up in the back.
330
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:54,849
- Look, he's buying chocolate milk.
- No! I like chocolate milks.
331
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:56,596
I'm rejuvenile.
332
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:59,555
Yeah, the police have him.
I'm on my way to pick him up.
333
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:00,820
Bullshit!
334
00:18:01,169 --> 00:18:03,620
I just saw the AMBER alert
5 minutes ago out on the highway.
335
00:18:03,747 --> 00:18:05,865
If the police had him,
they'd have called it off.
336
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,249
That's what they do.
337
00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:10,941
Maybe they forgot, I don't know.
Come! Ask them yourselves.
338
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,079
We'll do that.
339
00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:14,625
Yeah, after we kicked
your pervert ass we'll do that.
340
00:18:14,729 --> 00:18:15,782
My who?
341
00:18:16,905 --> 00:18:17,935
Jesus!
342
00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:21,961
I drove a car.
343
00:18:23,766 --> 00:18:24,831
Yeah?
344
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,237
How far did you get?
345
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,135
About ten blocks,
346
00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:32,572
then a cop pulled me over
for going too slow...
347
00:18:34,677 --> 00:18:35,915
and being twelve.
348
00:18:36,389 --> 00:18:37,801
Where were you trying to go?
349
00:18:39,699 --> 00:18:41,145
I don't know anymore.
350
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,892
Do you think mum is gonna be mad at us?
351
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:52,740
I think...
352
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:56,837
we're all gonna be mad
at each other for a while.
353
00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,949
Yeah.
354
00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:11,208
Damn!
355
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:12,666
You look like hell.
356
00:19:14,135 --> 00:19:15,408
Where's my drugs?
357
00:19:16,149 --> 00:19:17,568
There was a little problem.
358
00:19:17,668 --> 00:19:20,048
Some crazy bitch drown
all the shit in the swimming pool.
359
00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:22,186
- Wait! Whose swimming pool?
- Mine.
360
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,371
You got a swimming pool?
361
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,893
With a waterfall and
a raft for her kids and everything.
362
00:19:26,009 --> 00:19:29,098
- What the fuck happened?
- It's... it's a long story.
363
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,726
So no drugs, huh? So...
364
00:19:31,911 --> 00:19:34,573
So you got my money instead,
that's what you say?
365
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,494
Here you go.
366
00:19:36,773 --> 00:19:37,814
Game over!
367
00:19:38,126 --> 00:19:40,719
- Son go home.
- I wasn't talking to you, was I?
368
00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:43,149
Was I talking to her? No!
369
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,285
I was talking to Janet Evans, here.
370
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,848
- Where is my money?
- Heylia's paying you back
371
00:19:47,948 --> 00:19:50,493
for the money you laid out
to the Armenians so...
372
00:19:50,593 --> 00:19:52,391
So, she's paying your debt?
373
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,490
I'm here to pay Conrad's debt.
374
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,642
She can go fuck herself.
375
00:19:58,435 --> 00:20:00,044
See, that's not gotta work for me.
376
00:20:00,235 --> 00:20:02,504
I take cash for the white lady but...
377
00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:04,697
I don't want no money for Conrad.
378
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:06,519
No.
379
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,705
He is the goose that lays
the golden MILF weed.
380
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,644
He's my farmer, now.
381
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,617
I'm gonna buy him some overalls
and a straw-hat. Yee ha!
382
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:20,164
Fuck this ! You just takin money...
and let's end this.
383
00:20:20,274 --> 00:20:23,071
That's not a way to talk
to your new boss, sharecropper.
384
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,779
You'd better watch your tongue !
385
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,370
I bought your chain,
386
00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:28,727
you're about to grow me some shit.
387
00:20:29,107 --> 00:20:31,169
Are we clear?
Cause if we're not,
388
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:34,999
then, I can blow a nice big space
out your ear to your ear,
389
00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:37,188
- maybe you'll hear me better!
- Come on, Conrad.
390
00:20:37,506 --> 00:20:38,638
Let's go.
391
00:20:41,961 --> 00:20:43,896
Looking forward to my crap.
392
00:20:45,562 --> 00:20:47,178
I'll be in touch.
393
00:20:50,461 --> 00:20:52,110
Where do you think you're going?
394
00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:56,095
The way I see it,
you still owe me a 150 G's, lady!
395
00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:57,774
I don't take checks.
396
00:20:59,938 --> 00:21:01,007
What?
397
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:07,770
We're altogether, we...
we grow together.
398
00:21:08,373 --> 00:21:09,732
Let's go, Conrad.
399
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,198
You gotta get some rest
so you can wake up tomorrow,
400
00:21:12,299 --> 00:21:14,616
plant some weed and
work on your slave name.
401
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,051
Conrad.
402
00:21:19,553 --> 00:21:22,696
Yeah, looks like
you don't grow with them no more.
403
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:28,475
What the fuck?
404
00:21:28,622 --> 00:21:29,948
You had that the whole time ?
405
00:21:30,048 --> 00:21:31,429
It ain't got no bullets.
406
00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:37,668
What am I supposed
to do with a empty gun?
407
00:21:56,705 --> 00:21:57,716
You okay?
408
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:58,938
Yeah.
409
00:21:59,981 --> 00:22:01,179
She is fine.
410
00:22:02,719 --> 00:22:04,431
Cuz' she's still breathing.
411
00:22:05,570 --> 00:22:08,034
She gonna give my money too.
412
00:22:08,573 --> 00:22:11,560
Otherwise, I will come there
in her nice house,
413
00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:15,317
with her pool... and her kids.
414
00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:19,723
And I gonna float them all
where my weed was drown dead.
415
00:22:20,525 --> 00:22:22,614
You remember where she lives,
right, Marvin?
416
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,160
I'm not so good with directions.
417
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,704
Fucking useless!
418
00:22:26,031 --> 00:22:27,710
I'll deal with you later.
419
00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:30,027
I'll take this
off your shoulder for you.
420
00:22:38,195 --> 00:22:39,458
Nice picture.
421
00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:50,767
I'm gonna leave $20 in case you run in
422
00:22:50,881 --> 00:22:53,439
any kind of problems
on your way home or you need to...
423
00:22:53,781 --> 00:22:56,275
stop and
get some frozen yoghurt and shit.
424
00:22:58,516 --> 00:22:59,616
There you go.
425
00:23:00,430 --> 00:23:02,486
Now you just owe me...
426
00:23:02,937 --> 00:23:08,103
$149 927.
427
00:23:14,678 --> 00:23:19,376
Well, we did it, but...
if you want my professional opinon,
428
00:23:19,742 --> 00:23:23,008
that boy gayed in a handbag
full of rainbows.
429
00:23:23,374 --> 00:23:25,480
I see you later, U-Turn.
430
00:23:35,704 --> 00:23:37,317
I got rid of Dana.
431
00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:39,365
I am free, now.
432
00:23:41,057 --> 00:23:44,277
Please forgive me for being so stupid.
I was a fool.
433
00:23:44,398 --> 00:23:47,514
A fool.
I shouldn't have left you, that night.
434
00:23:47,647 --> 00:23:49,433
And you were so brave.
435
00:23:49,922 --> 00:23:51,245
And you're the one for me.
436
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,400
We can be together now.
437
00:23:54,941 --> 00:23:57,028
I love you Celia,
I love so much.
438
00:23:59,503 --> 00:24:01,323
Please, Celia.
439
00:24:08,945 --> 00:24:10,274
Can I come in?
440
00:24:23,585 --> 00:24:25,994
Up here to pick up Silas Botwin.
441
00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:27,629
Shane as well?
442
00:24:28,304 --> 00:24:29,399
What do you mean?
443
00:24:32,987 --> 00:24:35,524
Both my chlidren are in jail.
Perfect!
444
00:24:36,995 --> 00:24:39,324
Shane Botwin! I'm here for...
445
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:45,029
Nancy, hi. You are here.
446
00:24:46,882 --> 00:24:50,160
Did... you two had a fight or something?
447
00:24:50,403 --> 00:24:52,525
Yes, he hit me. Arrest him.
448
00:24:53,188 --> 00:24:55,159
She's kidding.
Tell him you're kidding.
449
00:24:55,281 --> 00:24:56,717
I'm kidding.
I walked into a door.
450
00:24:56,839 --> 00:24:57,844
Really?
451
00:24:59,481 --> 00:25:02,409
- And you, sir?
- Oh, a door.
452
00:25:02,659 --> 00:25:04,338
Same door.
453
00:25:18,595 --> 00:25:19,953
What have I done?
454
00:25:21,016 --> 00:25:23,673
I love my wife! I love Dana!
455
00:25:24,494 --> 00:25:26,472
This is too much!
456
00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:28,716
She's the most wonderful woman.
457
00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:31,821
I wrecked my life!
458
00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:47,128
What happened?
Is everything okay?
459
00:25:52,104 --> 00:25:53,937
She didn't say a thing
the whole ride home.
460
00:25:57,487 --> 00:25:58,492
Mum!
461
00:25:59,205 --> 00:26:00,649
Say something.
462
00:26:20,364 --> 00:26:21,421
OK, guys,
463
00:26:22,273 --> 00:26:24,271
let's get mummy some space alright?
464
00:27:20,946 --> 00:27:21,756
Special Thanks to
Benj!
465
00:27:21,757 --> 00:27:22,438
Special Thanks to
Kasius
466
00:27:22,439 --> 00:27:23,236
Special Thanks to
KB
467
00:27:23,237 --> 00:27:24,069
Special Thanks to
niteowl
468
00:27:24,070 --> 00:27:24,834
Special Thanks to
ouazo