1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:03,918 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,399 Give me that fucking thing. 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,277 There aren't any bullets in it. 4 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,477 Don't come out of here, no matter what. Don't come out. 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,755 If she doesn't find the pot, ain't nobody getting shit! 6 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,478 Guns on me. I stay. 7 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,278 Man, this is the fucking police station. 8 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,430 - Where is it? - It's all in the trunk of my car. 9 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,193 - The car that Celia's driving? - That would be it. 10 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,236 He's my nephew, I called in an AMBER Alert. 11 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,595 She left with Bear, and then the kid drove a blue van 12 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,796 around the parking lot for an hour before taking off. 13 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:28,995 Come on, we gotta jam! 14 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,954 We're having a great time. 15 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,758 We're gonna grab some dinner, then we'll be home. 16 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,195 - 50 cent on the dollar. Final offer. - Fine. 17 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,999 - Your ass and your grass is all his now. - Shit. 18 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,718 Silas's phone. 19 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,917 I borrowed some garden shears. 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,391 - You know, they were really helpful. - He gonna be mad. 21 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,912 I did this for you, Nancy. 22 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,712 You should be thanking me for not having you arrested. 23 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,470 Hi, I'm Celia. 24 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,232 - And you are? - Marvin. 25 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,198 Are you one of Nancy's drug dealer friends? 26 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,235 No. 27 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,034 No, he's not my friend. 28 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,192 He's gonna kill me. 29 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,316 Isn't that right, Marvin? 30 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,914 But please, do me this one last favour. 31 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,788 Kill her, too. First. In front of me. Please. 32 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,429 No one will know it was you. Just blow her fucking brains out. 33 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,478 And let me watch, and then you can do whatever you want to me. 34 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,677 - She's just kidding. - No, no, not kidding. Here. 35 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,548 If you throw that fucking rock at me, I am going straight to the police, 36 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,916 and you can rot in jail with Silas. 37 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,714 I am trying to help you. 38 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,391 We just know each other from the grocery store. 39 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:52,074 - I'm a bagger, and... - Bullshit. 40 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:57,314 Like there is an obese black bag boy at any market in a 30-mile range of here. 41 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:02,349 In Agrestic, the people are white, and the help is brown, not black. 42 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,589 You know, you're nasty. 43 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,511 Get the fuck out of my yard! 44 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,034 OK, I can see that you're upset. 45 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,753 Being a drug dealer that's just been caught and all. 46 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,752 Well, this must be very embarrassing for you. 47 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,271 I'll come back when you've had a chance to think, 48 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,152 and we'll talk. 49 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:26,239 And if you need a pool man, I have a really great guy. 50 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,192 Holy shit! 51 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,679 That's one crazy bitch! 52 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,193 You think she's gonna tell? 53 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,554 No way. 54 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,234 She'd never wanna give up having this over me. 55 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,153 - Grab the other skimmer and help me. - I don't think this is gonna work, Nancy. 56 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,798 Marvin, I don't need your 57 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,873 fucking negativity right now, just grab the fucking pole and skim! 58 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:52,828 Nancy, 59 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,997 I will kill your boy with pain. 60 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,640 As it is, I just might have to kick him 61 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,109 in his kidney because you ain't here yet. 62 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,551 Next one goes in his fucking head. 63 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,473 I don't appreciate being inconvenienced like that. 64 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,949 Now, put Marvin back on the goddamn phone. 65 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,758 Yo. With or without the jahooby, 66 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,593 you and her get back here by nine o'clock, you understand me? 67 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,478 Light a fire under that bitch's ass. I'm getting cranky. 68 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,309 Ho-sa. 69 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,639 - Why are you so quiet? - Why are you pointing a gun at my head? 70 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,673 Oh, I'm sorry... 71 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,468 friend. 72 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,472 Is that better? 73 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,555 No? 74 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,679 - How about now? - I ain't playing, Louis. 75 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,398 All you gotta do is snatch it. 76 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,391 You might be quicker than I think. 77 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,755 But what happens when you got the gun, farmer? 78 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,671 You think you could end me? 79 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,228 You think you got any thug in you? 80 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,510 Come on, Farmer Brown, end this shit now. 81 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,149 See! 82 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:34,355 That's the shit right there that makes me owe Marvin a fucking flat screen. 83 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:37,673 Can't pick up the gun when it counts! 84 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,798 Can't fuck the white bitch when she's right in front of you! 85 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,154 We're just friends. 86 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:46,597 - Yeah! Marvin said you all kissed. - What you want me to say, Louis? 87 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,319 You bust in here, try to rip me off, 88 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,792 hold me hostage, threaten to kill me... 89 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,871 Bitch, bitch, bitch. 90 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,679 You should be kissing my ass in spades. 91 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,796 Cos instead of owing them hummus-eating motherfuckers, 92 00:05:58,880 --> 00:05:59,869 you only owe me. 93 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,791 Oh, no, see, Nancy's gonna bring the weed back here, 94 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,110 and then we don't owe you nothing. 95 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,236 And I don't want nothing to do with you after. 96 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,915 OK! Now, see, now you just hurtin' my feelings. 97 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,759 I just wanted to know how she kisses. 98 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,076 She look like she kisses real sweet. 99 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,869 Cut the shit, cos it's getting old real fast. 100 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,188 I tell you what. 101 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:26,033 I let you keep a couple bricks of that pot... 102 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,991 if you let me fuck her 103 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:31,799 on this corner. 104 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,479 Right here. 105 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,514 I mean, seeing as the two of you just kissed, 106 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,477 I don't see you having a problem with that. 107 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,434 - Shit. - What the fuck was that? 108 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,718 What the fuck? 109 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,393 Yo, bitch in the closet! 110 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,950 - Uh-huh. - Open it. Open real wide. 111 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,719 I'm gay. 112 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,275 Well? 113 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,032 Microwave wrecked everything. 114 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,759 And the stuff in the oven just kind of stuck together in a clump. 115 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,353 Well, will you get in here and try this? 116 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,079 - What you got to smoke it with? - I don't know, I don't have a bowl. 117 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,991 - I'm not really a smoker. - Seriously? 118 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,275 - Control issues. - You got soda in a can? 119 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,749 There's Diet Coke in the fridge. Just dump it in the sink. 120 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,990 - You got root beer? - Does it matter? 121 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,798 I like root beer, I'm thirsty. 122 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:32,431 Just try the pot first, then you can raid the fridge for whatever you want. 123 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,194 - Hello. - You want a plate for that? 124 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,076 Thank God. I thought you were Shane and Andy. 125 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,709 Listen, what setting do you think is best for drying pot that's been in the swimming pool? 126 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,268 Are you trying to make some hash or something? 127 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,237 Because I don't think this is how you do it. 128 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:55,838 Oh, yeah, you and me, we're doing our jobs. 129 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,275 Doing 'em, doing 'em right. 130 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,511 Hey, it's the "Drugs Are Wrong" lady! 131 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,158 Hey, kids. 132 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,152 That's right. That's me. 133 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,117 Getting recognised. 134 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,555 Drugs are wrong. 135 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,791 And it feels so right to not do them. 136 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,950 Just throw them away. 137 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,271 I'm a crusader, you know? 138 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,113 Could you move? You're blocking the goal. 139 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,913 Crusader. 140 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,349 Celia Hodes! Doing it pro bono! 141 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,950 Not asking for... accolades. 142 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:38,829 Turning my ankle. 143 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:44,199 Oh, man, that's fucking awful! 144 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,317 It's like all harsh and no high! It's wrecked. We fucked. 145 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,870 - Come on, let's go see U-Turn. - You said we had until nine o'clock. 146 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,428 You gonna grow a new crop between now and nine? 147 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,397 - Let's go. - No! 148 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:57,835 Saying no to me is not a good idea. 149 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,196 Look, I think you're cool and all, but I will hurt you. I'm a thug, that's what I do! 150 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,430 - I think you need to go with him. - No, wait! Wait! 151 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,351 I have one more idea. 152 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,439 No, listen! 153 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,079 Best case, we actually show up with something. 154 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,869 Worst case, you deliver me on time. What have you got to lose? 155 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,713 Hey, I didn't bring back the right thing from 7-Eleven once. 156 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,711 Now I got an artificial patella. 157 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,439 - Man, I'm out of here! - Marvin, please. Marvin! 158 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,394 Look! 159 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,313 Give me one more chance to make this right. 160 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,753 Please. 161 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,794 Shit! 162 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,994 Hello? 163 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,472 What? He's where? 164 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,596 Thank God! Yeah! Great! 165 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,152 I'll come get him. 166 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,595 Yeah. 167 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,315 Tell him Uncle Andy's coming to get him. 168 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,153 Great, thank you so much. Thank you, Officer. 169 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,075 Whoo-hoo! 170 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,912 Was that a great party or what? 171 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,958 How would you know? You spent the whole time in the bathroom. 172 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,952 I'm sorry, honey. I was just working some stuff out with your Uncle Doug. 173 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,713 That's all right. You weren't even the most embarrassing parent there. 174 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,916 Martha Straley's mom wasn't wearing any underwear 175 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,309 and fell over an ottoman while doing the cha-cha slide, 176 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,834 - And everyone saw. - I'm sorry I missed that. 177 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:31,118 - Hey, can we make hot fudge sundaes? - Oh, my God, that's the best idea ever. 178 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,633 - Dad... - Yeah, hon? 179 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,472 Mom's passed out in the atrium. 180 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,316 Mom? Mom! 181 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,311 I'm a winner. 182 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,879 Hi, sweetie. 183 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,510 How was the rest of your party? 184 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,430 What the hell you doing here, Celia? 185 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,469 I was... 186 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,994 I just wanted to pick up a few things, 187 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,709 but I couldn't get in cos all the doors were locked. 188 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,749 And it's been a really long day. 189 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,555 - I bet. - Could I just... 190 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,913 Do you think... 191 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,952 I could take a bath? 192 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:23,874 My motel just has a shower, and I really could use a bath. 193 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:25,994 Fine. 194 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,949 Take a bath, then please go. 195 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,999 Could you unlock the door to the bedroom? 196 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,072 Son of a bitch. 197 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,549 So, you want another man's dick up your ass, that's what you telling me? 198 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,155 Well, I don't know, I've never tried that. I just... 199 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,789 - I think I've always liked boys. - I thought you was in love with Nancy. 200 00:11:55,880 --> 00:12:00,271 - Now, who we talking about, Conrad? - I think that was a... 201 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,796 Judy Garland, Joan Crawford, Sarah Jessica Parker kind of love. 202 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,110 So, you'll suck a dick? 203 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,555 Yes, I think I would, if it was the right dick. 204 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,073 Ain't no right dick! 205 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,594 All dick besides your own is wrong, boy. 206 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,432 You know, you need Jesus! 207 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,512 No, I think I just need to admit to myself what I am, 208 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,912 what I've always been, no matter what you, or my family, or anyone thinks. 209 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,558 So let me just ask you this. 210 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,995 - You ever fuck a girl? - Excellent question. 211 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,355 Any pussy in your past? 212 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,831 My cousin Reshma had this friend Meetah who let me play with her nipples. 213 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,151 - I found it kind of gross. - Yeah, some women got ugly titties. 214 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,231 That don't mean you're a cock smoker. 215 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,356 Hey. I got your lemonade, but I ain't add cayenne, 216 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,839 cos I ain't know how much. 217 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:49,036 But I brought it so you could add it. 218 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,514 - Who got the tuna melt? - Tuna melt's mine. 219 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,355 Well, look at you. 220 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,793 Do I know you? 221 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,872 - You work for U-Turn? - He do now! 222 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,951 - Oh, I don't think so. - Oh, no? 223 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,069 Well, shit. U-Turn, if you're gonna fuck him up, 224 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,469 leave that pretty face, would you? 225 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:11,473 - Turkey on whole wheat. - Oh, that's me. Is there mustard? 226 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,118 Should be on there. 227 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,919 - Clinique, let me holler at you for a second. - What? 228 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,434 Get your ass over here, now! 229 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,230 What do you think they're talking about? 230 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,117 Look, I need to get the fuck out of here. 231 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,430 I'm gonna grab U-Turn and put a gun to his head, and you need... 232 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,750 I think they're talking about me! 233 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,956 - What did you say? - Nothing. 234 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,312 - Just nothing, nothing. - Yo! 235 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,958 Hurry up and finish that sandwich. 236 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,715 Clinique here gonna take you in the other room and fuck the gay out of you. 237 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,478 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 238 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,198 Man... 239 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,636 - I don't think it works that way. - Clinique gonna make it work! 240 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,950 You sure you don't think you a faggot? 241 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,917 Positive. Thank you, though. 242 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,831 OK, dinner's over. 243 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,912 The two of you, get in that room and get busy. 244 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,917 OK, baby, take your pants off, let's see what you got. 245 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,594 Oh, God, help me! 246 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,194 - And where is Conrad? - He's at the grow house. 247 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,999 - Damn, this is some good pie! - You enjoy now, 248 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,072 cos if anything happen to my nephew, you gonna be eating through a tube. 249 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,276 Hey, I'm just an employee! 250 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,555 - I ain't management. - Could you people keep it down? 251 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,392 I just got the baby asleep. 252 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,799 - Marvin? - Vaneeta? 253 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,871 Holy shit, how you doing? 254 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,955 I should have killed you when I had the chance. 255 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:30,995 Really? 256 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,594 Would you have done it yourself or hired Armenians? 257 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,834 Oh, I don't know what the fuck you talking about. 258 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,480 You fucked this up and you know it. 259 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,552 I had it under control! 260 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,155 And then without consulting anyone, completely outside the huddle, 261 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,754 you made this deal, and that was a mistake. 262 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,354 Your mistake, and you need to make it right! 263 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,795 So you need to gather up 264 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,314 all the weed in this house, 265 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:02,518 and we need to take it to U-Turn, that's what the fuck I'm talking about! 266 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,477 - Oh! - Ooh, shit! 267 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,996 You gonna come in my house and drop blame on me? 268 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,069 Me? 269 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,309 Oh, God! 270 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,958 Oh, hell no, bitch! 271 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,076 Get the fuck off me! 272 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,233 You think you can take me? 273 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,197 Ow! She fucking bit me! 274 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,554 Jesus, do something! 275 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,598 Bitch, have you lost your goddamn mind? 276 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,716 Ohh! What the fuck? 277 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,152 Fine, you all go kill each other! 278 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,549 I'll go back to U-Turn and say the shit's gone, 279 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,519 and you all can both visit pieces of Conrad all over the county! I'm outta here. 280 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,750 Wait, what are you talking about Conrad? 281 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,478 What the fuck is going on in here? 282 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,632 Hey, hey, hey... 283 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,078 Oh, this is serious! 284 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,470 Let's go. Let's go! 285 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,549 Ohh! 286 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,631 Thanks for the bath. 287 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,392 Sure. 288 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:13,795 I'm gonna go. 289 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,109 Bye. 290 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,599 If you're out on the road tonight, 291 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,956 be on the lookout for a 1972 Ford Supervan, 292 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,953 California license plate number 51 SB310. 293 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,792 And be sure to tune in tonight at eleven, 294 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:38,829 when the Channel 10 News looks into the hidden poisons in your vitamins. 295 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,948 Hello! 296 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,990 So you like little boys, huh? 297 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,834 What? The AMBER Alert? Yeah. 298 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,876 - He's my nephew. - Do you hear that? 299 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,030 He abducted his own nephew. 300 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,350 No, no, I'm the one who called it in. 301 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,193 - What are you doing in the vehicle? - And where's the little boy? 302 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,555 He must be tied up in the back. 303 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:13,315 - Look, he's buying chocolate milk. - No! I like chocolate milk. 304 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,231 I'm rejuvenile. 305 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,709 Yeah, the police have him. I'm on my way to pick him up. 306 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,679 Bullshit! I just saw the AMBER Alert not five minutes ago out on the highway. 307 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,070 If the police had him, they'd have called it off. That's what they do. 308 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,630 Maybe they forgot, I don't know. Call them. Ask them yourselves. 309 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,709 We'll do that. 310 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,155 Yeah, after we kick your pervert ass, we'll do that. 311 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,593 My who? 312 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,635 Jesus! 313 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,311 I drove a car. 314 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,189 Yeah? 315 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,799 How far d'you get? 316 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,518 About ten blocks, 317 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,672 then a cop pulled me over for going too slow. 318 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,953 And being 12. 319 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,712 Where were you trying to go? 320 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,397 - I don't know anymore. - Yeah. 321 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,635 Do you think Mom's gonna be mad at us? 322 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,113 I think... 323 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:13,033 we're all gonna be mad at each other for a while. 324 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,709 Yeah. 325 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,078 Damn! You look like hell. 326 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,357 - Where's my drugs? - There was a little problem. 327 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,000 Some crazy bitch drowned all the shit in her swimming pool. 328 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,036 - Wait! Whose swimming pool? - Mine. 329 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,109 You got a swimming pool? 330 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,033 With a waterfall and a raft for her kids and everything. It's sweet. 331 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,998 - What the fuck happened? - It's... It's a long story. 332 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,275 So, no drugs, huh? So... 333 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,511 So, you got my money instead, that's what you're saying? 334 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,830 Here you go. Game over! 335 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:55,477 - Let's all go home. - I wasn't talking to you, was I? 336 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,198 Was I talking to her? No! 337 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,111 I was talking to Janet Evans, here. 338 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,509 - Where's my money? - Heylia's paying you back 339 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,989 for the money you laid out to the Armenians, so... 340 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,752 So, she's paying your debt? 341 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,354 I'm here to pay Conrad's debt. 342 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,192 She can go fuck herself. 343 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,398 See, that's not gonna work for me. 344 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:18,315 I take cash for the white lady, but I don't want no money for Conrad. 345 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,391 No. 346 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,756 He is the goose that lays the golden MILF weed. 347 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:29,153 He's my farmer now. I'm gonna buy him some overalls and a straw hat. Yee-haw. 348 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,630 Fuck this! Just take your money, and let's end this. 349 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,598 Now, that's no way to talk to your new boss, sharecropper. 350 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,797 You'd better watch your tongue. Now, I bought your chit, 351 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,030 you're about to grow me some shit. 352 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,111 Are we clear? Cos if we're not, 353 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,998 then I can blow a nice, big space out your head 354 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,036 through your ear and maybe you'll hear me better. 355 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,076 Come on, Conrad. Let's go. 356 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,596 Looking forward to my crop. 357 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,275 I'll be in touch. 358 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,510 Now, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 359 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,670 Where you think you're going? 360 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,150 The way I see it, you still owe me 150 G's, lady. 361 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,515 I don't take cheques. 362 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:11,835 What? 363 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:17,559 No! We're all together, we... we grow together. 364 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,194 Let's go, Conrad. 365 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,475 You gotta get some rest so you can wake up tomorrow, 366 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,438 plant some weed and work on your slave name. 367 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,148 Conrad. 368 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,757 Yeah, looks like you don't grow with them no more. 369 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,519 What the fuck? You had that the whole time? 370 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,033 Ain't got no bullets. 371 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,838 What am I supposed to do with an empty gun? 372 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,235 You OK? 373 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,515 Yeah. 374 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,759 She's fine. 375 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,036 Cos she's still breathing. 376 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,752 She gonna give me my money, too. 377 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,479 Otherwise, I'm gonna come to her nice house 378 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,189 with her pool... and her kids... 379 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,353 and I gonna float them all where my weed was drowned at. 380 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,556 You remember where she lives, right, Marvin? 381 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,596 I'm not so good with directions. 382 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,238 Fucking useless! 383 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,117 I'll deal with you later. 384 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,078 I'm gonna take this off your shoulder for you. 385 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,313 That's a nice picture. 386 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,917 I'm gonna leave $20 in case you run into any kind of problems 387 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,516 on your way home or you need to stop and get some frozen yogurt and shit. 388 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,629 There you go. 389 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,476 Now you just owe me 390 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:13,674 $149,927. 391 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:24,198 Well, we did it, but if you want my professional opinion, 392 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,952 that boy gayer than a handbag full of rainbows. 393 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,076 I'll see you later, U-Turn. 394 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,236 I got rid of Dana. 395 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,356 I'm free now. 396 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,597 Please forgive me for being so stupid. I was a fool. A fool. 397 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,639 I should have left her that night, and you were so brave. 398 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,278 And you're the one for me. 399 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,396 We could be together now. 400 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,870 I love you, Celia, I love so much. 401 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,797 Please, Celia. 402 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:13,397 Celia... can I come in? 403 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,636 - I'm here to pick up Silas Botwin. - And Shane as well? 404 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,710 What do you mean? 405 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,194 Both my children are in jail. Perfect! 406 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,355 Shane Botwin! I'm here for... 407 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,075 Nancy, hi. You're here. Thank God. 408 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,675 Did... you two have a fight or something? 409 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,910 Yes, he hit me. Arrest him. 410 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,356 She's kidding. Tell him you're kidding. 411 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,919 I'm kidding. I walked into a door. 412 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,319 Really? 413 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,188 - And you, sir? - Oh, a door. 414 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,033 Same door. 415 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,033 Ah! 416 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,313 Oh! 417 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,318 What have I done? 418 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,833 I love my wife! I love Dana! 419 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,630 I miss her so much! 420 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,676 She's the most wonderful woman. 421 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,676 I've wrecked my life! 422 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,429 What happened? Is everything OK? 423 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,832 She didn't say a thing the whole ride home. 424 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,231 Mom... say something. 425 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,757 OK, guys, 426 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,308 let's give Mommy some space, all right?