1 00:00:01,952 --> 00:00:03,662 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:03,746 --> 00:00:05,206 Give me that fucking thing. 3 00:00:05,289 --> 00:00:07,166 There aren't any bullets in it. 4 00:00:07,249 --> 00:00:10,503 Don't come out of here, no matter what. Don't come out. 5 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:12,880 If she doesn't find the pot, ain't nobody getting shit! 6 00:00:12,963 --> 00:00:14,673 Guns on me. I stay. 7 00:00:14,757 --> 00:00:16,550 Man, this is the fucking police station. 8 00:00:16,634 --> 00:00:18,803 - Where is it? - It's all in the trunk of my car. 9 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,680 - The car that Celia's driving? - That would be it. 10 00:00:21,764 --> 00:00:23,808 He's my nephew, I called in an AMBER Alert. 11 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,268 She left with Bear, and then the kid drove a blue van 12 00:00:26,352 --> 00:00:28,562 around the parking lot for an hour before taking off. 13 00:00:28,646 --> 00:00:29,814 Come on, we gotta jam! 14 00:00:30,606 --> 00:00:31,857 We're having a great time. 15 00:00:31,941 --> 00:00:33,734 We're gonna grab some dinner, then we'll be home. 16 00:00:33,818 --> 00:00:36,278 - 50 cent on the dollar. Final offer. - Fine. 17 00:00:36,362 --> 00:00:39,198 - Your ass and your grass is all his now. - Shit. 18 00:00:39,281 --> 00:00:40,991 Silas's phone. 19 00:00:42,368 --> 00:00:44,328 I borrowed some garden shears. 20 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:48,999 - You know, they were really helpful. - He gonna be mad. 21 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,551 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 22 00:00:58,634 --> 00:01:01,262 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 23 00:01:01,345 --> 00:01:03,889 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 24 00:01:03,973 --> 00:01:06,475 ♪ Little boxes all the same 25 00:01:06,559 --> 00:01:09,228 ♪ There's a green one and a pink one 26 00:01:09,311 --> 00:01:12,106 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one 27 00:01:12,189 --> 00:01:14,692 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 28 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:18,612 - # And they all look just the same - # Ticky-tacky, ticky-tacky hum 29 00:01:18,696 --> 00:01:23,951 ♪ And they all play on the golf course and drink their martini dry 30 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:29,457 ♪ And they all have pretty children and the children go to school 31 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:34,628 ♪ And the children go to summer camp and then to university 32 00:01:34,712 --> 00:01:37,423 ♪ Where they're all put in boxes 33 00:01:37,506 --> 00:01:43,471 - # And they all look just the same - # Ticky-tacky, ticky-tacky hum # 34 00:01:50,102 --> 00:01:53,147 I did this for you, Nancy. 35 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:58,152 You should be thanking me for not having you arrested. 36 00:02:01,906 --> 00:02:04,158 Hi, I'm Celia. 37 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:05,993 - And you are? - Marvin. 38 00:02:06,077 --> 00:02:09,080 Are you one of Nancy's drug dealer friends? 39 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:11,207 No. 40 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:14,126 No, he's not my friend. 41 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,378 He's gonna kill me. 42 00:02:16,462 --> 00:02:18,589 Isn't that right, Marvin? 43 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,300 But please, do me this one last favour. 44 00:02:21,383 --> 00:02:25,346 Kill her, too. First. In front of me. Please. 45 00:02:25,429 --> 00:02:29,141 No one will know it was you. Just blow her fucking brains out. 46 00:02:29,225 --> 00:02:32,311 And let me watch, and then you can do whatever you want to me. 47 00:02:32,394 --> 00:02:35,648 - She's just kidding. - No, no, not kidding. Here. 48 00:02:35,731 --> 00:02:39,693 If you throw that fucking rock at me, I am going straight to the police, 49 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:43,197 and you can rot in jail with Silas. 50 00:02:44,615 --> 00:02:47,159 I am trying to help you. 51 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,210 We just know each other from the grocery store. 52 00:02:56,293 --> 00:02:59,004 - I'm a bagger, and... - Bullshit. 53 00:02:59,088 --> 00:03:04,468 Like there is an obese black bag boy at any market in a 30-mile range of here. 54 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:09,723 In Agrestic, the people are white, and the help is brown, not black. 55 00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:11,016 You know, you're nasty. 56 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,018 Get the fuck out of my yard! 57 00:03:13,102 --> 00:03:15,646 OK, I can see that you're upset. 58 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:19,525 Being a drug dealer that's just been caught and all. 59 00:03:19,608 --> 00:03:22,653 Well, this must be very embarrassing for you. 60 00:03:22,945 --> 00:03:26,323 I'll come back when you've had a chance to think, 61 00:03:26,615 --> 00:03:28,284 and we'll talk. 62 00:03:29,201 --> 00:03:34,623 And if you need a pool man, I have a really great guy. 63 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,923 Holy shit! 64 00:03:43,007 --> 00:03:44,467 That's one crazy bitch! 65 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:46,051 You think she's gonna tell? 66 00:03:46,135 --> 00:03:47,470 No way. 67 00:03:47,553 --> 00:03:50,264 She'd never wanna give up having this over me. 68 00:03:50,347 --> 00:03:53,309 - Grab the other skimmer and help me. - I don't think this is gonna work, Nancy. 69 00:03:53,392 --> 00:03:55,019 Marvin, I don't need your 70 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:59,273 fucking negativity right now, just grab the fucking pole and skim! 71 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,359 Nancy, 72 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,697 I will kill your boy with pain. 73 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:09,450 As it is, I just might have to kick him 74 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:12,036 in his kidney because you ain't here yet. 75 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:16,665 Next one goes in his fucking head. 76 00:04:16,749 --> 00:04:19,710 I don't appreciate being inconvenienced like that. 77 00:04:19,794 --> 00:04:22,296 Now, put Marvin back on the goddamn phone. 78 00:04:24,381 --> 00:04:27,301 Yo. With or without the jahooby, 79 00:04:27,384 --> 00:04:30,262 you and her get back here by nine o'clock, you understand me? 80 00:04:30,346 --> 00:04:33,265 Light a fire under that bitch's ass. I'm getting cranky. 81 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:38,312 Ho-sa. 82 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:46,987 - Why are you so quiet? - Why are you pointing a gun at my head? 83 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:49,115 Oh, I'm sorry... 84 00:04:49,698 --> 00:04:50,991 friend. 85 00:04:56,622 --> 00:04:58,290 Is that better? 86 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:00,459 No? 87 00:05:05,047 --> 00:05:07,883 - How about now? - I ain't playing, Louis. 88 00:05:16,308 --> 00:05:18,018 All you gotta do is snatch it. 89 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:20,104 You might be quicker than I think. 90 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,565 But what happens when you got the gun, farmer? 91 00:05:22,648 --> 00:05:24,567 You think you could end me? 92 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:27,236 You think you got any thug in you? 93 00:05:28,154 --> 00:05:31,699 Come on, Farmer Brown, end this shit now. 94 00:05:41,584 --> 00:05:42,793 See! 95 00:05:43,169 --> 00:05:48,215 That's the shit right there that makes me owe Marvin a fucking flat screen. 96 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,677 Can't pick up the gun when it counts! 97 00:05:52,011 --> 00:05:54,930 Can't fuck the white bitch when she's right in front of you! 98 00:05:55,014 --> 00:05:56,348 We're just friends. 99 00:05:56,432 --> 00:06:00,978 - Yeah! Marvin said you all kissed. - What you want me to say, Louis? 100 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,814 You bust in here, try to rip me off, 101 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,400 hold me hostage, threaten to kill me... 102 00:06:06,484 --> 00:06:08,569 Bitch, bitch, bitch. 103 00:06:08,652 --> 00:06:11,489 You should be kissing my ass in spades. 104 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,699 Cos instead of owing them hummus-eating motherfuckers, 105 00:06:13,783 --> 00:06:14,825 you only owe me. 106 00:06:14,909 --> 00:06:16,827 Oh, no, see, Nancy's gonna bring the weed back here, 107 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:19,246 and then we don't owe you nothing. 108 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:21,457 And I don't want nothing to do with you after. 109 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:25,294 OK! Now, see, now you just hurtin' my feelings. 110 00:06:26,545 --> 00:06:29,298 I just wanted to know how she kisses. 111 00:06:30,299 --> 00:06:33,803 She look like she kisses real sweet. 112 00:06:33,886 --> 00:06:37,765 Cut the shit, cos it's getting old real fast. 113 00:06:37,848 --> 00:06:39,141 I tell you what. 114 00:06:39,225 --> 00:06:42,103 I let you keep a couple bricks of that pot... 115 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,189 if you let me fuck her 116 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:48,109 on this corner. 117 00:06:48,317 --> 00:06:49,860 Right here. 118 00:06:50,486 --> 00:06:53,030 I mean, seeing as the two of you just kissed, 119 00:06:53,114 --> 00:06:55,074 I don't see you having a problem with that. 120 00:06:57,535 --> 00:07:00,246 - Shit. - What the fuck was that? 121 00:07:02,039 --> 00:07:03,666 What the fuck? 122 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:08,546 Yo, bitch in the closet! 123 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:12,258 - Uh-huh. - Open it. Open real wide. 124 00:07:18,973 --> 00:07:20,349 I'm gay. 125 00:07:25,146 --> 00:07:26,147 Well? 126 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:27,982 Microwave wrecked everything. 127 00:07:28,065 --> 00:07:30,818 And the stuff in the oven just kind of stuck together in a clump. 128 00:07:30,901 --> 00:07:32,486 Well, will you get in here and try this? 129 00:07:32,570 --> 00:07:35,322 - What you got to smoke it with? - I don't know, I don't have a bowl. 130 00:07:35,406 --> 00:07:37,324 - I'm not really a smoker. - Seriously? 131 00:07:37,408 --> 00:07:39,702 - Control issues. - You got soda in a can? 132 00:07:39,785 --> 00:07:42,288 There's Diet Coke in the fridge. Just dump it in the sink. 133 00:07:42,371 --> 00:07:44,623 - You got root beer? - Does it matter? 134 00:07:44,707 --> 00:07:46,500 I like root beer, I'm thirsty. 135 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:51,338 Just try the pot first, then you can raid the fridge for whatever you want. 136 00:07:54,717 --> 00:07:57,344 - Hello. - You want a plate for that? 137 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,347 Thank God. I thought you were Shane and Andy. 138 00:08:00,431 --> 00:08:04,143 Listen, what setting do you think is best for drying pot that's been in the swimming pool? 139 00:08:04,226 --> 00:08:06,812 Are you trying to make some hash or something? 140 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:08,856 Because I don't think this is how you do it. 141 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:15,738 Oh, yeah, you and me, we're doing our jobs. 142 00:08:15,821 --> 00:08:18,282 Doing 'em, doing 'em right. 143 00:08:21,827 --> 00:08:23,746 Hey, it's the "Drugs Are Wrong" lady! 144 00:08:23,829 --> 00:08:25,456 Hey, kids. 145 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:28,584 That's right. That's me. 146 00:08:28,667 --> 00:08:30,628 Getting recognised. 147 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,172 Drugs are wrong. 148 00:08:33,255 --> 00:08:36,550 And it feels so right to not do them. 149 00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:38,803 Just throw them away. 150 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:42,264 I'm a crusader, you know? 151 00:08:42,348 --> 00:08:45,226 Could you move? You're blocking the goal. 152 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,145 Crusader. 153 00:08:50,106 --> 00:08:53,818 Celia Hodes! Doing it pro bono! 154 00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:57,571 Not asking for... accolades. 155 00:08:59,365 --> 00:09:00,574 Turning my ankle. 156 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:06,163 Oh, man, that's fucking awful! 157 00:09:06,247 --> 00:09:09,417 It's like all harsh and no high! It's wrecked. We fucked. 158 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:13,129 - Come on, let's go see U-Turn. - You said we had until nine o'clock. 159 00:09:13,212 --> 00:09:15,798 You gonna grow a new crop between now and nine? 160 00:09:15,881 --> 00:09:17,842 - Let's go. - No! 161 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,386 Saying no to me is not a good idea. 162 00:09:20,469 --> 00:09:23,889 Look, I think you're cool and all, but I will hurt you. I'm a thug, that's what I do! 163 00:09:23,973 --> 00:09:26,225 - I think you need to go with him. - No, wait! Wait! 164 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:28,227 I have one more idea. 165 00:09:28,853 --> 00:09:30,396 No, listen! 166 00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:34,191 Best case, we actually show up with something. 167 00:09:34,275 --> 00:09:38,154 Worst case, you deliver me on time. What have you got to lose? 168 00:09:38,237 --> 00:09:41,115 Hey, I didn't bring back the right thing from 7-Eleven once. 169 00:09:41,198 --> 00:09:43,200 Now I got an artificial patella. 170 00:09:43,284 --> 00:09:46,036 - Man, I'm out of here! - Marvin, please. Marvin! 171 00:09:46,746 --> 00:09:48,080 Look! 172 00:09:48,164 --> 00:09:51,125 Give me one more chance to make this right. 173 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:52,626 Please. 174 00:09:55,588 --> 00:09:56,839 Shit! 175 00:10:00,926 --> 00:10:02,261 Hello? 176 00:10:03,012 --> 00:10:04,847 What? He's where? 177 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:07,057 Thank God! Yeah! Great! 178 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,727 I'll come get him. 179 00:10:10,227 --> 00:10:11,228 Yeah. 180 00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:15,107 Tell him Uncle Andy's coming to get him. 181 00:10:15,191 --> 00:10:18,068 Great, thank you so much. Thank you, Officer. 182 00:10:33,584 --> 00:10:34,668 Whoo-hoo! 183 00:10:34,752 --> 00:10:36,587 Was that a great party or what? 184 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,757 How would you know? You spent the whole time in the bathroom. 185 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,885 I'm sorry, honey. I was just working some stuff out with your Uncle Doug. 186 00:10:42,968 --> 00:10:45,763 That's all right. You weren't even the most embarrassing parent there. 187 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,057 Martha Straley's mom wasn't wearing any underwear 188 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:50,559 and fell over an ottoman while doing the cha-cha slide, 189 00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:53,187 - and everyone saw. - I'm sorry I missed that. 190 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:57,650 - Hey, can we make hot fudge sundaes? - Oh, my God, that's the best idea ever. 191 00:11:01,821 --> 00:11:03,406 - Dad... - Yeah, hon? 192 00:11:03,489 --> 00:11:05,324 Mom's passed out in the atrium. 193 00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:13,499 Mom? Mom! 194 00:11:13,582 --> 00:11:15,584 I'm a winner. 195 00:11:15,668 --> 00:11:17,211 Hi, sweetie. 196 00:11:17,795 --> 00:11:19,964 How was the rest of your party? 197 00:11:21,799 --> 00:11:24,051 What the hell you doing here, Celia? 198 00:11:26,011 --> 00:11:27,221 I was... 199 00:11:27,304 --> 00:11:29,849 I just wanted to pick up a few things, 200 00:11:29,932 --> 00:11:33,727 but I couldn't get in cos all the doors were locked. 201 00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:37,940 And it's been a really long day. 202 00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:40,860 - I bet. - Could I just... 203 00:11:43,988 --> 00:11:45,406 Do you think... 204 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,576 I could take a bath? 205 00:11:48,743 --> 00:11:52,663 My motel just has a shower, and I really could use a bath. 206 00:11:53,622 --> 00:11:54,874 Fine. 207 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,960 Take a bath, then please go. 208 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:03,215 Could you unlock the door to the bedroom? 209 00:12:14,059 --> 00:12:15,811 Son of a bitch. 210 00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:18,397 So, you want another man's dick up your ass, that's what you telling me? 211 00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:22,151 Well, I don't know, I've never tried that. I just... 212 00:12:22,234 --> 00:12:25,946 - I think I've always liked boys. - I thought you was in love with Nancy. 213 00:12:26,030 --> 00:12:30,618 - Now, who we talking about, Conrad? - I think that was a... 214 00:12:30,701 --> 00:12:34,288 Judy Garland, Joan Crawford, Sarah Jessica Parker kind of love. 215 00:12:34,371 --> 00:12:36,707 So, you'll suck a dick? 216 00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:39,251 Yes, I think I would, if it was the right dick. 217 00:12:39,335 --> 00:12:40,836 Ain't no right dick! 218 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,464 All dick besides your own is wrong, boy. 219 00:12:43,547 --> 00:12:45,382 You know, you need Jesus! 220 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:48,594 No, I think I just need to admit to myself what I am, 221 00:12:48,677 --> 00:12:53,182 what I've always been, no matter what you, or my family, or anyone thinks. 222 00:12:53,265 --> 00:12:54,892 So let me just ask you this. 223 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,436 - You ever fuck a girl? - Excellent question. 224 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,897 Any pussy in your past? 225 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:04,568 My cousin Reshma had this friend Meetah who let me play with her nipples. 226 00:13:04,652 --> 00:13:08,030 - I found it kind of gross. - Yeah, some women got ugly titties. 227 00:13:08,114 --> 00:13:10,199 That don't mean you're a cock smoker. 228 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,623 Hey. I got your lemonade, but I ain't add cayenne, 229 00:13:17,706 --> 00:13:19,166 cos I ain't know how much. 230 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,460 But I brought it so you could add it. 231 00:13:22,378 --> 00:13:25,089 - Who got the tuna melt? - Tuna melt's mine. 232 00:13:25,673 --> 00:13:28,050 Well, look at you. 233 00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:29,552 Do I know you? 234 00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:32,763 - You work for U-Turn? - He do now! 235 00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,932 - Oh, I don't think so. - Oh, no? 236 00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:38,185 Well, shit. U- Turn, if you're gonna fuck him up, 237 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,688 leave that pretty face, would you? 238 00:13:40,771 --> 00:13:44,859 - Turkey on whole wheat. - Oh, that's me. Is there mustard? 239 00:13:44,942 --> 00:13:46,569 Should be on there. 240 00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:49,488 - Clinique, let me holler at you for a second. - What? 241 00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:52,116 Get your ass over here, now! 242 00:13:56,871 --> 00:13:59,206 What do you think they're talking about? 243 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:01,167 Look, I need to get the fuck out of here. 244 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,586 I'm gonna grab U-Turn and put a gun to his head, and you need... 245 00:14:03,669 --> 00:14:06,005 I think they're talking about me! 246 00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:08,299 - What did you say? - Nothing. 247 00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:10,760 - Just nothing, nothing. - Yo! 248 00:14:10,843 --> 00:14:12,470 Hurry up and finish that sandwich. 249 00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:16,390 Clinique here gonna take you in the other room and fuck the gay out of you. 250 00:14:17,641 --> 00:14:19,268 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 251 00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:21,061 Man... 252 00:14:21,145 --> 00:14:24,648 - I don't think it works that way. - Clinique gonna make it work! 253 00:14:24,732 --> 00:14:27,067 You sure you don't think you a faggot? 254 00:14:27,151 --> 00:14:29,111 Positive. Thank you, though. 255 00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:31,113 OK, dinner's over. 256 00:14:31,197 --> 00:14:34,325 The two of you, get in that room and get busy. 257 00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:41,624 OK, baby, take your pants off, let's see what you got. 258 00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:44,418 Oh, God, help me! 259 00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:47,129 - And where is Conrad? - He's at the grow house. 260 00:14:47,213 --> 00:14:50,049 - Damn, this is some good pie! - You enjoy now, 261 00:14:50,132 --> 00:14:53,260 cos if anything happen to my nephew, you gonna be eating through a tube. 262 00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:55,554 Hey, I'm just an employee! 263 00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:57,932 - I ain't management. - Could you people keep it down? 264 00:14:58,015 --> 00:14:59,850 I just got the baby asleep. 265 00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:01,310 - Marvin? - Vaneeta? 266 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:03,479 Holy shit, how you doing? 267 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:06,690 I should have killed you when I had the chance. 268 00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:07,775 Really? 269 00:15:07,858 --> 00:15:10,486 Would you have done it yourself or hired Armenians? 270 00:15:11,237 --> 00:15:13,864 Oh, I don't know what the fuck you talking about. 271 00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:16,617 You fucked this up and you know it. 272 00:15:20,246 --> 00:15:21,914 I had it under control! 273 00:15:21,997 --> 00:15:25,668 And then without consulting anyone, completely outside the huddle, 274 00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:28,379 you made this deal, and that was a mistake. 275 00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:31,090 Your mistake, and you need to make it right! 276 00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,634 So you need to gather up 277 00:15:33,717 --> 00:15:36,262 all the weed in this house, 278 00:15:36,345 --> 00:15:40,641 and we need to take it to U-Turn, that's what the fuck I'm talking about! 279 00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:42,685 - Oh! - Ooh, shit! 280 00:15:42,768 --> 00:15:46,355 You gonna come in my house and drop blame on me? 281 00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:47,481 Me? 282 00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:48,774 Oh, God! 283 00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:50,484 Oh, hell no, bitch! 284 00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:52,695 Get the fuck off me! 285 00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:55,990 You think you can take me? 286 00:15:56,073 --> 00:15:58,033 Ow! She fucking bit me! 287 00:15:58,117 --> 00:15:59,452 Jesus, do something! 288 00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:02,621 Bitch, have you lost your goddamn mind? 289 00:16:02,705 --> 00:16:04,832 Ohh! What the fuck? 290 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:07,376 Fine, you all go kill each other! 291 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:09,879 I'll go back to U-Turn and say the shit's gone, 292 00:16:09,962 --> 00:16:14,008 and you all can both visit pieces of Conrad all over the county! I'm outta here. 293 00:16:14,091 --> 00:16:16,343 Wait, what are you talking about Conrad? 294 00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:18,137 What the fuck is going on in here? 295 00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:24,560 Hey, hey, hey... 296 00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,489 Oh, this is serious! 297 00:16:38,908 --> 00:16:41,077 Let's go. Let's go! 298 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:48,459 Ohh! 299 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,628 Thanks for the bath. 300 00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:52,463 Sure. 301 00:16:53,964 --> 00:16:54,965 I'm gonna go. 302 00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:59,470 Bye. 303 00:17:04,683 --> 00:17:06,227 If you're out on the road tonight, 304 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:09,730 be on the lookout for a 1972 Ford Supervan, 305 00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:13,901 California license plate number 51 SB310. 306 00:17:13,984 --> 00:17:15,820 And be sure to tune in tonight at eleven, 307 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:21,075 when the Channel 10 News looks into the hidden poisons in your vitamins. 308 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,712 Hello! 309 00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:36,882 So you like little boys, huh? 310 00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:40,886 What? The AMBER Alert? Yeah. 311 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:43,013 - He's my nephew. - Do you hear that? 312 00:17:43,097 --> 00:17:45,266 He abducted his own nephew. 313 00:17:45,349 --> 00:17:47,685 No, no, I'm the one who called it in. 314 00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:50,646 - What are you doing in the vehicle? - And where's the little boy? 315 00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:53,107 He must be tied up in the back. 316 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:57,027 - Look, he's buying chocolate milk. - No! I like chocolate milk. 317 00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:59,029 I'm rejuvenile. 318 00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:01,615 Yeah, the police have him. I'm on my way to pick him up. 319 00:18:01,699 --> 00:18:05,745 Bullshit! I just saw the AMBER Alert not five minutes ago out on the highway. 320 00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:09,290 If the police had him, they'd have called it off. That's what they do. 321 00:18:09,373 --> 00:18:13,002 Maybe they forgot, I don't know. Call them. Ask them yourselves. 322 00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:14,128 We'll do that. 323 00:18:14,211 --> 00:18:16,672 Yeah, after we kick your pervert ass, we'll do that. 324 00:18:16,756 --> 00:18:18,174 My who? 325 00:18:18,257 --> 00:18:19,258 Jesus! 326 00:18:22,219 --> 00:18:24,138 I drove a car. 327 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,141 Yeah? 328 00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:29,852 How far d'you get? 329 00:18:29,935 --> 00:18:31,645 About ten blocks, 330 00:18:31,729 --> 00:18:34,940 then a cop pulled me over for going too slow. 331 00:18:36,776 --> 00:18:38,360 And being 12. 332 00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:40,196 Where were you trying to go? 333 00:18:41,906 --> 00:18:45,076 - I don't know anymore. - Yeah. 334 00:18:48,079 --> 00:18:50,539 Do you think Mom's gonna be mad at us? 335 00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:55,211 I think... 336 00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:59,298 we're all gonna be mad at each other for a while. 337 00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:02,093 Yeah. 338 00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:14,980 Damn! You look like hell. 339 00:19:16,273 --> 00:19:19,443 - Where's my drugs? - There was a little problem. 340 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:22,196 Some crazy bitch drowned all the shit in her swimming pool. 341 00:19:22,279 --> 00:19:24,323 - Wait! Whose swimming pool? - Mine. 342 00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:25,449 You got a swimming pool? 343 00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:28,494 With a waterfall and a raft for her kids and everything. It's sweet. 344 00:19:28,577 --> 00:19:31,580 - What the fuck happened? - It's... It's a long story. 345 00:19:31,664 --> 00:19:33,958 So, no drugs, huh? So... 346 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:37,336 So, you got my money instead, that's what you're saying? 347 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,755 Here you go. Game over! 348 00:19:40,297 --> 00:19:43,551 - Let's all go home. - I wasn't talking to you, was I? 349 00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:45,344 Was I talking to her? No! 350 00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:47,346 I was talking to Janet Evans, here. 351 00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:49,849 - Where's my money? - Heylia's paying you back 352 00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:52,435 for the money you laid out to the Armenians, so... 353 00:19:52,518 --> 00:19:54,270 So, she's paying your debt? 354 00:19:54,353 --> 00:19:56,981 I'm here to pay Conrad's debt. 355 00:19:57,064 --> 00:19:58,899 She can go fuck herself. 356 00:20:00,526 --> 00:20:02,236 See, that's not gonna work for me. 357 00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:07,366 I take cash for the white lady, but I don't want no money for Conrad. 358 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:09,535 No. 359 00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:13,038 He is the goose that lays the golden MILF weed. 360 00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:18,669 He's my farmer now. I'm gonna buy him some overalls and a straw hat. Yee-haw. 361 00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:22,298 Fuck this! Just take your money, and let's end this. 362 00:20:22,381 --> 00:20:25,384 Now, that's no way to talk to your new boss, sharecropper. 363 00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:28,721 You'd better watch your tongue. Now, I bought your chit, 364 00:20:28,804 --> 00:20:31,056 you're about to grow me some shit. 365 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,225 Are we clear? Cos if we're not, 366 00:20:33,309 --> 00:20:36,228 then I can blow a nice, big space out your head 367 00:20:36,312 --> 00:20:38,355 through your ear and maybe you'll hear me better. 368 00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:40,483 Come on, Conrad. Let's go. 369 00:20:44,028 --> 00:20:46,238 Looking forward to my crop. 370 00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:50,076 I'll be in touch. 371 00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:52,411 Now, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 372 00:20:52,495 --> 00:20:54,663 Where you think you're going? 373 00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:58,292 The way I see it, you still owe me 150 G's, lady. 374 00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,753 I don't take cheques. 375 00:21:02,004 --> 00:21:03,172 What? 376 00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:09,136 No! We're all together, we... we grow together. 377 00:21:10,554 --> 00:21:11,889 Let's go, Conrad. 378 00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:14,266 You gotta get some rest so you can wake up tomorrow, 379 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:17,353 plant some weed and work on your slave name. 380 00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,189 Conrad. 381 00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:24,985 Yeah, looks like you don't grow with them no more. 382 00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:32,034 What the fuck? You had that the whole time? 383 00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:33,619 Ain't got no bullets. 384 00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:40,709 What am I supposed to do with an empty gun? 385 00:21:58,727 --> 00:21:59,895 You OK? 386 00:22:00,062 --> 00:22:01,230 Yeah. 387 00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:03,566 She's fine. 388 00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,986 Cos she's still breathing. 389 00:22:07,653 --> 00:22:10,865 She gonna give me my money, too. 390 00:22:10,948 --> 00:22:13,701 Otherwise, I'm gonna come to her nice house 391 00:22:13,784 --> 00:22:17,580 with her pool... and her kids... 392 00:22:17,663 --> 00:22:21,917 and I gonna float them all where my weed was drowned at. 393 00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:24,211 You remember where she lives, right, Marvin? 394 00:22:24,295 --> 00:22:26,338 I'm not so good with directions. 395 00:22:26,422 --> 00:22:28,048 Fucking useless! 396 00:22:28,132 --> 00:22:30,009 I'll deal with you later. 397 00:22:30,092 --> 00:22:33,095 I'm gonna take this off your shoulder for you. 398 00:22:40,102 --> 00:22:41,687 That's a nice picture. 399 00:22:50,529 --> 00:22:53,783 I'm gonna leave $20 in case you run into any kind of problems 400 00:22:53,866 --> 00:22:58,579 on your way home or you need to stop and get some frozen yogurt and shit. 401 00:23:00,623 --> 00:23:01,832 There you go. 402 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,794 Now you just owe me 403 00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:10,216 $149,927. 404 00:23:16,722 --> 00:23:21,185 Well, we did it, but if you want my professional opinion, 405 00:23:21,894 --> 00:23:25,106 that boy gayer than a handbag full of rainbows. 406 00:23:25,189 --> 00:23:27,316 I'll see you later, U-Turn. 407 00:23:37,785 --> 00:23:39,995 I got rid of Dana. 408 00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:42,206 I'm free now. 409 00:23:43,124 --> 00:23:47,670 Please forgive me for being so stupid. I was a fool. A fool. 410 00:23:47,753 --> 00:23:51,882 I should have left her that night, and you were so brave. 411 00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:53,592 And you're the one for me. 412 00:23:53,676 --> 00:23:55,803 We could be together now. 413 00:23:57,096 --> 00:23:59,432 I love you, Celia, I love so much. 414 00:24:01,559 --> 00:24:03,519 Please, Celia. 415 00:24:09,233 --> 00:24:12,486 Celia... can I come in? 416 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:29,420 - I'm here to pick up Silas Botwin. - And Shane as well? 417 00:24:30,379 --> 00:24:32,631 What do you mean? 418 00:24:34,675 --> 00:24:37,303 Both my children are in jail. Perfect! 419 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:41,640 Shane Botwin! I'm here for... 420 00:24:44,894 --> 00:24:48,647 Nancy, hi. You're here. Thank God. 421 00:24:48,731 --> 00:24:52,401 Did... you two have a fight or something? 422 00:24:52,485 --> 00:24:54,737 Yes, he hit me. Arrest him. 423 00:24:55,237 --> 00:24:57,281 She's kidding. Tell him you're kidding. 424 00:24:57,364 --> 00:24:58,908 I'm kidding. I walked into a door. 425 00:24:58,991 --> 00:25:00,367 Really? 426 00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:04,413 - And you, sir? - Oh, a door. 427 00:25:04,830 --> 00:25:06,332 Same door. 428 00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:10,503 Ah! 429 00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:14,965 Oh! 430 00:25:20,638 --> 00:25:22,264 What have I done? 431 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:25,935 I love my wife! I love Dana! 432 00:25:26,602 --> 00:25:28,854 I miss her so much! 433 00:25:28,938 --> 00:25:30,981 She's the most wonderful woman. 434 00:25:31,982 --> 00:25:34,110 I've wrecked my life! 435 00:25:46,997 --> 00:25:49,500 What happened? Is everything OK? 436 00:25:54,171 --> 00:25:57,216 She didn't say a thing the whole ride home. 437 00:25:59,552 --> 00:26:02,847 Mom... say something. 438 00:26:22,366 --> 00:26:24,243 OK, guys, 439 00:26:24,326 --> 00:26:26,912 let's give Mommy some space, all right? 440 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:31,000 ♪ God reached his hand down from the sky 441 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,919 ♪ He flooded the land then he set it on fire 442 00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:41,927 ♪ He said, "Fear me again, know I'm your father 443 00:26:42,011 --> 00:26:45,181 ♪ "Remember that no one can breathe underwater" 444 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:58,277 ♪ So bend your knees and bow your heads 445 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:01,405 ♪ Save your babies, here's your future 446 00:27:05,576 --> 00:27:07,661 ♪ Yeah, here's your future 447 00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:14,627 ♪ God reached his hand down from the sky 448 00:27:14,710 --> 00:27:17,046 ♪ God asked Noah if he wanted to die 449 00:27:17,129 --> 00:27:20,466 ♪ He said, "No, sir. 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