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Previously on Weeds
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Give me that fucking thing!
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There aren't any bullet in it!
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Don't come out of here,
no matter what, don't come out.
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If she doesn't find the pot,
ain't nobody gettin' shit!
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Guns on me. I stay.
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This is a fucking police station!
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- Where is it?
- It's all in the trunk of my car.
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- The car that Celia's driving?
- That would be it.
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He's my nephew,
I called in an AMBER alert.
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She left with Bear, and then
the kid drove a blue van
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around the parking lot
for an hour before taking off.
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Come on, we gotta jam !
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We're having a great time,
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we gonna grab some dinner,
then we'll be home.
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- 50 percents on the dole, final offer.
- Fine.
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Your ass and your grass is all his now.
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Silas' phone.
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I borrowed some garden shears,
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- you know, they were really helpful.
- He gonna be mad!
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Sous-Titres VO :
San-A / Loky
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Season 3 Episode 2
- A Pool and His Money -
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[ www.seriessub.com ]
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I did this for you, Nancy.
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You should be thanking me
for not having you arrested.
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Hi, I'm Celia.
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- And you are...
- Marvin.
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Are you one of Nancy's
drug dealer friends?
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No.
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No, he's not my friend.
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He's gonna kill me.
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Isn't that right, Marvin?
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But please, do me this one last favor.
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Kill her too,
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first, in front of me, please.
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No one will know it's you.
Just blow her fucking brains out.
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And let me watch, and then,
you can do whatever you want to me.
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- She's just kidding.
- No, not kidding, here.
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If you throw that fucking rock at me,
I'm going straight to the police,
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and you can rot in jail, with Silas.
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I'm trying to help you.
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We just know each other
from the grocery store.
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- I'm a bagger, and...
- Bullshit.
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Like if there is an obese black bag boy
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in any market
in a 30 mile-range of here.
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In Agrestic, the people are white,
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and the helpers, brown, not black.
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You know, you nasty.
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Get the fuck out of my yard!
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Okay, I can see that you're upset.
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Being a drug dealer and
just being caught and all...
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Well, this must be
very embarassing for you.
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I'll come back,
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when you'll have a chance to think,
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and we'll talk.
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And if you need a pool man,
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I have a really great guy.
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Holy shit!
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That's one crazy bitch!
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You think she's gonna tell?
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No way.
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She'd never wanna give up
having this over me.
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Grab the other skimmer and help me.
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I don't think this is gonna work.
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Marvin, I don't need your...
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fucking negativity right now,
just grab the fucking pool and skim!
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I will kill your boy with pain.
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As it is, I just might have to kick him,
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in his kidney
because you ain't here yet.
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Next one goes in his fucking head.
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I don't appreciate
being inconvenienced like that.
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Now, put Marvin back
on the goddamn phone.
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With or without the jewbie,
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you and her get back here
by nine o'clock, you understand me?
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Light a fire into that bitch's ass,
I'm getting crunky.
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- Why are you so quiet?
- Why are you pointing a gun in my head?
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I'm sorry,
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friend.
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Is that better?
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No?
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How about now?
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I ain't playing, Lewis.
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All you gotta do is snatch it.
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You might be quicker than I think.
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What happens
when you got the gun, farmer?
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You think you can aim at me?
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You think you got any dog in you?
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C'mon, farmer bro'.
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End this shit now!
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See!
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That's the shit right there that makes
me owe Marvin a fucking flat screen.
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Can't pick up the gun!
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When it counts!
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Can't fuck the white bitch
when she's right in front of you!
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We're just friends.
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- Marvin said you kissed.
- What you want me to say, Lewis?
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You boss in here,
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trying to rip me off,
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holding me hostage, trying to kill me...
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Bitch, bitch, bitch.
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You should be kissing my ass in space.
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Cuz' instead of owing'em hummus-eating
motherfuckers, you only owe me.
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Now see, Nancy's gonna
bring the weed back in,
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then, we don't owe you nothing.
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And I don't want nothing
to do with you after.
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Now, see, now you just hurt my feelings.
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I just wanted to know how she kisses.
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She look like she kisses real sweet.
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Cut the shit,
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coz it's getting old real fast.
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I tell you what.
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I let you keep
a couple bricks of that pot,
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if you let me fuck her...
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on this corner...
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right here.
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I mean, seing that
the two of you just kissed.
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I don't see you having
a problem with that.
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- Shit.
- What the fuck was that?
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What the fuck?!
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Yo bitch, in the closet!
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Open it.
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Open real wide.
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I'm gay.
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Well?
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Micro-wave wrecked everything.
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And the stuff in the oven
just gonna stuck together in a clump.
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Would you get in here and try this?
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- What you got to smoke your weed?
- I don't know, I don't have a bowl.
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- I'm not really a smoker.
- Seriously?
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- Control issues.
- You got something like a can?
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There's diet coke in the fridge,
dump it in the sink.
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- You got root beer?
- Does it matter?
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I like root beer, I'm thirsty.
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Try the pot first, then you can
raid the fridge for whatever ou want.
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- Hello.
- You want a plate for that?
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Thank God, I thought
you were Shane and Andy.
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Listen, what setting
do you think is best
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for drying pot that's been
in a swimming-pool?
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Are you trying to make some cash,
or something?
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Because I don't think
this is how you do it.
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Oh yeah, you and me,
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we're doing our jobs.
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Right.
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Hey, it's the "Drugs Are Wrong" lady!
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Hey, kids.
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That's right,
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that's me.
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Getting recognized.
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Drugs are wrong.
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And you feel so right...
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to not do them.
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Just throw them away.
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I'm a crusader, you know?
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Ma'am, could you move?
You're blocking the goal.
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Crusader.
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Celia Hodes!
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Doing it pro bono.
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I'm not asking for a... accolades.
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Bend my ankle.
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Oh man, that's fucking awful!
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It's like all harsh and no high!
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It's wet, we fucked!
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Common', let's go see U-Turn.
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You said we had until 9 o'clock.
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You will grow a new crop
between now and 9?
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- Uh, uh, let's go!
- No!
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Saying "no" to me is not a good idea.
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Look, I think you're cool enough,
but I will hurt you!
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I'm a thug, that's what I do!
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- I think you need to go with him.
- No, wait!
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I have one more idea.
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No, listen!
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Best case, we actually
show up with something,
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worse case, you deliver me on time.
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What do you got to lose?
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I didn't bring back the right thing
from 7-Eleven once.
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Now, I got an artificial patella.
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- Man, I'm outta here!
- Marvin, please.
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Give me one more chance
to make this right.
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Please.
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Shit!
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Hello?
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What? He's where?
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Thank God, the... Great!
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I'll come get him.
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Tell him uncle Andy
is coming to get him.
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Great, thank you so much,
thank you officer.
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Was that a great party, or what?
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How would you know? You spent
the whole time in the bathroom.
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I'm sorry, honey. I was just working
some stuff out with your uncle Doug.
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That's alright. You weren't even
the most embarrassing parent there.
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Martha Strangley's mom
wasn't wearing any underwear,
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and fell over the ottoman
while doing the cha-cha slide
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- and everyone saw her.
- I'm sorry, I missed that.
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- Could we make hot fudge on sundaes?
- Oh my God,
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that's the best idea ever.
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- Dad...
- Yeah, hon'?
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Mom's passed out in the atrium.
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Mom? Mom!
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I'm a winner.
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Hi, sweetie.
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How was the rest of your party?
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What the hell are you doing here, Celia?
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I was...
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I was wanting
to pick up a few things, but...
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I couldn't get in,
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alla the doors were locked.
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That has been a real wrong day.
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- I bet.
- Can I just...
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Do you think...
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I could take a bath?
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My motel just has a shower,
and I really could use a bath.
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Fine.
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Take a bath,
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then please, go.
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Could you unlock
the door to the bedroom?
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Son of a bitch.
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You wanna another man's dick up
your ass, that's what you' telling me?
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Well, I don't know,
I've never tried that, I just...
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I think I've always liked... boys.
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I thought you was in love with Nancy.
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Now, who are we talking about, Conrad?
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I think that was a...
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Judy Garland, Joan Crawford,
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- Sarah Jessica Parker kinda love.
- So, you're a sucker dick?
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Yes, I think I would,
if there was a right dick.
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Ain't no right dick!
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All dick sized on is wrong, boy!
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You know, you need Jesus!
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No, I think I just need
to admit to myself what I am,
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what I've always been, no matter you,
or my family, or anyone thinks.
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So let me ask you this
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- you ever fuck a girl?
- Excellent question.
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Any pussy in your past?
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My cousin Rishma had this friend Mita
who let me play with her nipples.
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I found it kinda gross.
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Yeah, some women got ugly titties.
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Don't mean you're a cock smoker.
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I got your limonade,
but I ain't add Cayenne
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coz I ain't know how much...
I brought it, so you can eat it.
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- Who's got the tuna mayo?
- Tuna mayo's mine.
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Well, look at you.
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Do I know you?
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- You work for U-Turn?
- He do, now!
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- Oh, I don't think so.
- Oh no?
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Oh shit, U-Turn,
if you don't fuck him up,
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leave that pretty face, would you?
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- Turkey and whole wheat?
- Oh yeah, that's me.
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- Is there mustard?
- Should be on there.
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Clinic, let me all let you for a second.
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What?
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Get your ass over here, now !
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What do you think they're talking about?
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00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:59,053
Look, I need
to get the fuck out of here.
255
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:01,824
I grab U-Turn and put a gun
on his head, and you need...
256
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,680
I think they're talking about me!
257
00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:05,710
What did you say?
258
00:14:07,084 --> 00:14:08,621
Just nothing, nothing...
259
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,636
Hurry up and finish that sandwich,
260
00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:13,764
Clinic here, gonna take you to another
room and fuck the gay outta you.
261
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,083
- Excuse me?
- You heard me?
262
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,844
Man, hmm...
263
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,172
- I don't think it works that way.
- Clinic will make it work!
264
00:14:23,009 --> 00:14:25,024
You sure you don't think
you're a faggot?
265
00:14:25,353 --> 00:14:27,368
Positive. Thank you, though.
266
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,923
Ok, game is over.
267
00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:30,485
The two of you,
268
00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:32,267
get in that room and get busy.
269
00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:39,580
Ok baby, put your pants off,
let's see what you got!
270
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:41,327
Oh God, help me!
271
00:14:42,519 --> 00:14:43,904
And where is Conrad?
272
00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:45,076
He's at the grow house.
273
00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:48,313
- Damn, this is some good pie!
- You enjoy now,
274
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:49,988
cause if anything happens to my nephew,
275
00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:51,522
you gonna be eaten through a tube.
276
00:14:52,135 --> 00:14:53,570
I'm just an employee!
277
00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:56,112
- I ain't management.
- Could you people keep it down?
278
00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:57,886
I just got the baby asleep.
279
00:14:58,141 --> 00:14:59,514
- Marvin?
- Vaneeta?
280
00:14:59,614 --> 00:15:01,566
Holy shit, how are you doing?
281
00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:04,297
I should have killed you
when I had a chance!
282
00:15:04,923 --> 00:15:05,929
Really?
283
00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:08,521
Would you have done it yourself
or hired Armenians?
284
00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:11,864
Oh, I don't know
what the fuck you're talking about.
285
00:15:12,154 --> 00:15:14,249
You fucked this up, and you know it.
286
00:15:18,449 --> 00:15:19,977
I had it under control!
287
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,951
And then without consulting anyone,
288
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,953
completly outside the huddle,
289
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,563
you made this deal,
and that was a mistake.
290
00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:29,259
Your mistake,
and you need to make it right!
291
00:15:29,359 --> 00:15:31,699
So you need to gather up
292
00:15:31,941 --> 00:15:34,418
all the weed in this house,
293
00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:38,711
and we need to take it to U-Turn,
that's what the fuck I'm talking about!
294
00:15:40,804 --> 00:15:44,439
You go to come in my house
and drop blame on me.
295
00:15:44,588 --> 00:15:45,676
Me?
296
00:15:47,018 --> 00:15:48,754
Oh hell no, bitch!
297
00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:50,860
Get the fuck off me!
298
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:53,903
You think you can take me?
299
00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,124
She fucking bit me!
300
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,793
Jesus, do something!
301
00:15:57,893 --> 00:16:00,580
Bitch, have you lost
your goddamn mind?
302
00:16:02,014 --> 00:16:03,496
What the fuck?
303
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:05,440
Fine, you're gonna kill each other!
304
00:16:05,614 --> 00:16:08,104
I'll go back to U-Turn
and say the shit's gone,
305
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:11,222
and you'll keep both visit
pieces of Conrad all over the town.
306
00:16:11,322 --> 00:16:12,258
I'm outta here!
307
00:16:12,358 --> 00:16:14,084
Marv', what are you talking
about Conrad?
308
00:16:14,675 --> 00:16:16,260
What the fuck is going on in here?
309
00:16:33,052 --> 00:16:34,672
Oh, this is serious!
310
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,026
Let's go.
311
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:39,509
Let's go!
312
00:16:46,765 --> 00:16:47,969
Thanks for the bath.
313
00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:49,884
Sure.
314
00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:53,315
I'm gonna go.
315
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:57,528
Bye.
316
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,287
If you are on the road tonight,
317
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,863
be on a look out
for a 1972 Ford Supervan,
318
00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:12,074
California license plate number 51SB310.
319
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:14,008
And be sure to tune in tonight at 11,
320
00:17:14,135 --> 00:17:19,030
when the channel 10 news looks into
the hidden poisons in your vitamins...
321
00:17:30,512 --> 00:17:31,519
Hello!
322
00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:34,447
So you like little boys, huh?
323
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,263
What?
324
00:17:36,830 --> 00:17:38,682
The AMBER alert? Yeah!
325
00:17:39,295 --> 00:17:41,135
- He's my nephew.
- D'you hear that?
326
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,369
He abducted his own nephew.
327
00:17:43,508 --> 00:17:45,910
No, no, I'm the one who called it in.
328
00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:48,786
- What are you doing in the vehicle?
- And where is the little boy?
329
00:17:48,888 --> 00:17:50,660
He must be tight up in the back.
330
00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:55,161
- Look, he's buying chocolate milk.
- No! I like chocolate milks.
331
00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:56,908
I'm rejuvenile.
332
00:17:57,325 --> 00:17:59,867
Yeah, the police have him.
I'm on my way to pick him up.
333
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:01,132
Bullshit!
334
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,932
I just saw the AMBER alert
5 minutes ago out on the highway.
335
00:18:04,059 --> 00:18:06,177
If the police had him,
they'd have called it off.
336
00:18:06,292 --> 00:18:07,561
That's what they do.
337
00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:11,253
Maybe they forgot, I don't know.
Come! Ask them yourselves.
338
00:18:11,353 --> 00:18:12,391
We'll do that.
339
00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:14,937
Yeah, after we kicked
your pervert ass we'll do that.
340
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:16,094
My who?
341
00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:18,247
Jesus!
342
00:18:20,826 --> 00:18:22,273
I drove a car.
343
00:18:24,078 --> 00:18:25,143
Yeah?
344
00:18:26,392 --> 00:18:27,549
How far did you get?
345
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:29,447
About ten blocks,
346
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,884
then a cop pulled me over
for going too slow...
347
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,227
and being twelve.
348
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,113
Where were you trying to go?
349
00:18:40,011 --> 00:18:41,457
I don't know anymore.
350
00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:48,204
Do you think mum is gonna be mad at us?
351
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:53,052
I think...
352
00:18:54,614 --> 00:18:57,149
we're all gonna be mad
at each other for a while.
353
00:18:59,116 --> 00:19:00,261
Yeah.
354
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,520
Damn!
355
00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:12,978
You look like hell.
356
00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:15,720
Where's my drugs?
357
00:19:16,461 --> 00:19:17,880
There was a little problem.
358
00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:20,360
Some crazy bitch drown
all the shit in the swimming pool.
359
00:19:20,488 --> 00:19:22,498
- Wait! Whose swimming pool?
- Mine.
360
00:19:22,598 --> 00:19:23,683
You got a swimming pool?
361
00:19:23,786 --> 00:19:26,205
With a waterfall and
a raft for her kids and everything.
362
00:19:26,321 --> 00:19:29,410
- What the fuck happened?
- It's... it's a long story.
363
00:19:29,828 --> 00:19:32,038
So no drugs, huh? So...
364
00:19:32,223 --> 00:19:34,885
So you got my money instead,
that's what you say?
365
00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:36,806
Here you go.
366
00:19:37,085 --> 00:19:38,126
Game over!
367
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:41,031
- Son go home.
- I wasn't talking to you, was I?
368
00:19:41,794 --> 00:19:43,461
Was I talking to her? No!
369
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,597
I was talking to Janet Evans, here.
370
00:19:45,697 --> 00:19:48,160
- Where is my money?
- Heylia's paying you back
371
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,805
for the money you laid out
to the Armenians so...
372
00:19:50,905 --> 00:19:52,703
So, she's paying your debt?
373
00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:54,802
I'm here to pay Conrad's debt.
374
00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:56,954
She can go fuck herself.
375
00:19:58,747 --> 00:20:00,356
See, that's not gotta work for me.
376
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,816
I take cash for the white lady but...
377
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,009
I don't want no money for Conrad.
378
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:06,831
No.
379
00:20:07,559 --> 00:20:11,017
He is the goose that lays
the golden MILF weed.
380
00:20:11,353 --> 00:20:12,956
He's my farmer, now.
381
00:20:13,106 --> 00:20:16,929
I'm gonna buy him some overalls
and a straw-hat. Yee ha!
382
00:20:17,029 --> 00:20:20,476
Fuck this ! You just takin money...
and let's end this.
383
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:23,383
That's not a way to talk
to your new boss, sharecropper.
384
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:25,091
You'd better watch your tongue !
385
00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:26,682
I bought your chain,
386
00:20:27,054 --> 00:20:29,039
you're about to grow me some shit.
387
00:20:29,419 --> 00:20:31,481
Are we clear?
Cause if we're not,
388
00:20:31,595 --> 00:20:35,311
then, I can blow a nice big space
out your ear to your ear,
389
00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:37,500
- maybe you'll hear me better!
- Come on, Conrad.
390
00:20:37,818 --> 00:20:38,950
Let's go.
391
00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:44,208
Looking forward to my crap.
392
00:20:45,874 --> 00:20:47,490
I'll be in touch.
393
00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:52,422
Where do you think you're going?
394
00:20:53,255 --> 00:20:56,407
The way I see it,
you still owe me a 150 G's, lady!
395
00:20:56,853 --> 00:20:58,086
I don't take checks.
396
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,319
What?
397
00:21:04,729 --> 00:21:08,082
We're altogether, we...
we grow together.
398
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,044
Let's go, Conrad.
399
00:21:10,164 --> 00:21:12,510
You gotta get some rest
so you can wake up tomorrow,
400
00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:14,928
plant some weed and
work on your slave name.
401
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,363
Conrad.
402
00:21:19,865 --> 00:21:23,008
Yeah, looks like
you don't grow with them no more.
403
00:21:27,362 --> 00:21:28,787
What the fuck?
404
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,260
You had that the whole time ?
405
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,741
It ain't got no bullets.
406
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,980
What am I supposed
to do with a empty gun?
407
00:21:57,017 --> 00:21:58,028
You okay?
408
00:21:58,232 --> 00:21:59,250
Yeah.
409
00:22:00,293 --> 00:22:01,491
She is fine.
410
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,743
Cuz' she's still breathing.
411
00:22:05,882 --> 00:22:08,346
She gonna give my money too.
412
00:22:08,885 --> 00:22:11,872
Otherwise, I will come there
in her nice house,
413
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:15,629
with her pool... and her kids.
414
00:22:16,071 --> 00:22:20,035
And I gonna float them all
where my weed was drown dead.
415
00:22:20,837 --> 00:22:22,926
You remember where she lives,
right, Marvin?
416
00:22:23,131 --> 00:22:24,472
I'm not so good with directions.
417
00:22:24,613 --> 00:22:26,016
Fucking useless!
418
00:22:26,343 --> 00:22:28,022
I'll deal with you later.
419
00:22:28,302 --> 00:22:30,339
I'll take this
off your shoulder for you.
420
00:22:38,507 --> 00:22:39,770
Nice picture.
421
00:22:48,754 --> 00:22:51,079
I'm gonna leave $20 in case you run in
422
00:22:51,193 --> 00:22:53,751
any kind of problems
on your way home or you need to...
423
00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:56,587
stop and
get some frozen yoghurt and shit.
424
00:22:58,828 --> 00:22:59,928
There you go.
425
00:23:00,742 --> 00:23:02,798
Now you just owe me...
426
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:08,415
$149 927.
427
00:23:14,990 --> 00:23:19,688
Well, we did it, but...
if you want my professional opinon,
428
00:23:20,054 --> 00:23:23,320
that boy gayed in a handbag
full of rainbows.
429
00:23:23,686 --> 00:23:25,792
I see you later, U-Turn.
430
00:23:36,016 --> 00:23:37,629
I got rid of Dana.
431
00:23:38,561 --> 00:23:39,677
I am free, now.
432
00:23:41,369 --> 00:23:44,589
Please forgive me for being so stupid.
I was a fool.
433
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:47,826
A fool.
I shouldn't have left you, that night.
434
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:49,745
And you were so brave.
435
00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:51,557
And you're the one for me.
436
00:23:52,368 --> 00:23:53,712
We can be together now.
437
00:23:55,253 --> 00:23:57,340
I love you Celia,
I love so much.
438
00:23:59,815 --> 00:24:01,635
Please, Celia.
439
00:24:09,257 --> 00:24:10,586
Can I come in?
440
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:26,306
Up here to pick up Silas Botwin.
441
00:24:26,427 --> 00:24:27,941
Shane as well?
442
00:24:28,616 --> 00:24:29,711
What do you mean?
443
00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:35,836
Both my chlidren are in jail.
Perfect!
444
00:24:37,307 --> 00:24:39,636
Shane Botwin! I'm here for...
445
00:24:43,085 --> 00:24:45,341
Nancy, hi. You are here.
446
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:50,472
Did... you two had a fight or something?
447
00:24:50,715 --> 00:24:52,837
Yes, he hit me. Arrest him.
448
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,471
She's kidding.
Tell him you're kidding.
449
00:24:55,593 --> 00:24:57,029
I'm kidding.
I walked into a door.
450
00:24:57,151 --> 00:24:58,156
Really?
451
00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:02,721
- And you, sir?
- Oh, a door.
452
00:25:02,971 --> 00:25:04,650
Same door.
453
00:25:18,907 --> 00:25:20,265
What have I done?
454
00:25:21,328 --> 00:25:23,985
I love my wife! I love Dana!
455
00:25:24,806 --> 00:25:26,784
This is too much!
456
00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:29,028
She's the most wonderful woman.
457
00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:32,133
I wrecked my life!
458
00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:47,440
What happened?
Is everything okay?
459
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:54,249
She didn't say a thing
the whole ride home.
460
00:25:57,799 --> 00:25:58,804
Mum!
461
00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:00,961
Say something.
462
00:26:20,676 --> 00:26:21,733
OK, guys,
463
00:26:22,585 --> 00:26:24,583
let's get mummy some space alright?
464
00:27:21,299 --> 00:27:23,984
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