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Previously on Weeds
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Did you take something
that doesn't belong to you?
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- I want in.
- That's him.
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Hey, what the hell?
You can't do that.
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I did this for your own good.
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- They want to send me to Iraq, Lupita.
- Bye.
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Oh my God, stop him, oh my God!
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I need someone I trust
to handle my money.
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- What money?
- From my commercials.
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I'm the new Huskaroos girl.
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- You were traded.
- I was what?
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I bought your chain,
you're about to grow me some shit.
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The way I see it,
you still owe me 150 G's, lady.
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Sous-Titres VO :
Le_Chuck, San-A, Loky
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Thanks to
elestero
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Season 3 Episode 3
- The Brick Dance -
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[ www.seriessub.com ]
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How long have I been asleep?
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- Not long.
- 22 hours.
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What?
Like she wouldn't figure it out?
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It's absolutely delicious.
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- I made this.
- Lupita,
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- you're fired.
- What?! But I cooked.
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I can't afford to pay you anymore.
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What if I tell the police what you do?
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Then, the guy I owe money to,
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might decide to kill you.
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Maybe we should not discuss this
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in front of the younger members
of our audience.
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I'm not keeping any secrets anymore.
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Kids need to know what's going on,
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so they can be aware...
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- of this danger.
- What kind of danger?
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Big scary men with the guns who
want a lot of money from Mummy, so...
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let's just be alert, and talk about...
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how much money
we can all raise now.
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Andy... speak to me.
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If you stake me the ten grand buy-in,
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there is a World Poker Classic
at Commerce this week.
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Silas, what you got?
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I can crack saves.
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Too soon, my son. Too soon.
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I have a stock portfolio worth $2,600.
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Cash it then.
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But if I liquid it now,
I'll pay penalty.
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Shane, now.
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The three of you keep thinking.
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Now, there's not much here
in the way of assets.
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But you do have
Isabel and her Huskarros contract.
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Now, that is a cash cow right there.
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- You got the cow part right.
- Hey, that is no way to talk...
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about your greatest asset.
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If you have a lousy relationship
with your income-generating child,
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you need to turn that around, right now.
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Spend some time with her,
charm her,
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you want sole custody.
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- I do?
- You do.
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You're not the one that...
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cupped her pubescent breast
after a few too many chardonnays.
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What?
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Never.
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Well, just thought I'd... float it
out there, see if it caught wind.
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Doesn't matter, we'll get him.
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Allow me to illustrate.
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This is your husband.
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Watch,
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how he struggles
for the slightest hint of sustenance.
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Slouching to a Bethlehem of mercy
that never appears.
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And just when
he's about to resign himself
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to his miserable, doomed fate,
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we allow this son of a bitch
to escape with his life.
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In the end, he'll thank us
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for not crushing
his sad little testicles in a vise.
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Do fish have testicles?
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Fish have internal testicles.
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... only real downer,
besides the residual pain,
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is the issue of warm weather footwear.
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I support the flip-flop,
the summer sandal...
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I get stares.
Children cry and run away...
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- Can we go to the arcade now?
- Well, Mr. Botwin.
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While an injury such as yours may have
rendered you unfit for duty in the past,
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- I'm afraid times have changed.
- What do you mean?
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In case you haven't read
a newspaper in 4 years,
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this country, your country, is at war.
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Actually, technically,
operation "Iraqi Freedom"
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is an extended military engagement.
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War's not been declared.
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Actually, technically,
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authorization for use of military force
has been given by Congress,
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that's enough to activate
your uncle here into service.
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Yeah, I'm clearly not fit.
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- You can walk, can't you?
- Not in lock step, no, I tend to weave.
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- Didn't notice.
- I'll fail the drug test.
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- We'll clean you up.
- I'm gay.
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We got a unit for that.
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Look son,
truth is that you'll never see combat.
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- We wanna win this war.
- It's not a war.
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My point is...
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You're headed for a desk job, son.
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So quit your whining
and prepare to serve,
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'cause we got you,
and we ain't gonna let you go. Now...
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to report back here at 05:00
tomorrow morning
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with this papers properly filled out.
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You must bring with you
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your social security card,
birth certificate, and driver's license.
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Do not bring iPods, watches,
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jewelry, excessive cash,
or any other valuables.
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This is bullshit.
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Welcome to the army, soldier.
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All the MILF weed's destroyed?
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There's nothing.
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I was gonna buy a boat.
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Doug, can we just focus on me
for a second please?
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- I'm in serious trouble.
- Alright.
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Lots of cash, real quick,
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no boat.
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Why aren't you dressed?
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Dana threw me out of the house,
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I've been sleeping here,
in the office.
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- She threw you out?
- Yeah,
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she found out
that I was fucking Celia.
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I'm repulsed.
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Fascinated.
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I need to hear about this.
Not now, definitely later.
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Now, we need to focus.
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How much could I raise
if I liquidate all my stocks and bonds?
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You don't have stocks and bonds.
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Yes, I do.
I have stocks and bonds.
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Judah left me stocks and bonds.
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He did, but then,
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you had me sell everything
so you could start up the bakery.
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- Everything?
- There wasn't much.
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Judah was lousy at playing a market.
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I mean, a company that sells
morning afterpills for dogs...
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You were the one advising him, Doug.
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Okay, that one do not come from me.
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Credentials, yeah, me.
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But he went rogue on our few 486.
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Anyway, you're broke again.
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Unacceptable, there has to be something,
there's always something.
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How much money can I get in if I...
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sold my house?
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Not much.
The bubble's bursting in Agrestic.
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Majestic next door,
that's a new hot spot
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with the chartered schools
and a mega church,
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it's crucifying her property values.
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How much, Doug?
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If you even found a buyer,
you can net... maybe 50 Grand.
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But then any places you'd rent
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would be more than
the mortgage that you're paying now.
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It's not smart.
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- It's cash in hand, let's do it.
- Where will you live?
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I can only deal
with one thing at the time.
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If I deal with one thing at the time,
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I'm less inclined
to shot myself in the head.
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Don't do that, your life insurance
went out a few weeks ago.
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I sent you an e-mail.
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Get it back, Doug,
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my kids may seriously need it, too.
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I've got to go.
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The cock wants what it wants.
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5000 square feet of raw space,
and 250 a foot is a good price.
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I could retrofit the climate control.
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Put 3 or 4 generators in the wood so
we don't have to worry 'bout the sound,
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put the cover business up front,
for appearances,
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secure the back for crops.
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Downtown is supposed
to be blowing up right now.
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Lady said they'll build
a Whole foods just off the blocks,
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so you can get
all that gourmet shit you like.
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Boy, look at here.
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How you like that view?
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He gonna kill those nice plants.
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Why you started smoking again?
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I ain't see you smoke
since back when I was in junior high.
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And goddamn, Mores no less.
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I started smoking I was long and brown,
like these cigarettes.
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Everything's changed.
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You don't like it. Come on.
Let's tell her we gonna keep looking.
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Can you grow here?
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Hell, yeah. It's perfect.
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Fuckin' shame
it's all gonna be for U-Turn.
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Let me worry about U-Turn.
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Just grow.
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How are we doing out here?
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We'll take it.
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That toilet paper's like wiping yourself
with a brown paper bag.
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Are your... parts okay?
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My parts are fine.
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Can I go home, now?
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- This place is a pity.
- No, it's not.
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It's... kitschy.
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Like we're in a "film noir".
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It's a walk on the wild side.
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Didn't you like any manucures?
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You wouldn't let me get color I wanted.
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- Black is not a color.
- Tell that to black people.
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I don't know any.
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Maybe there's something good
on television.
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Over 2 sizzling hours of hot, young
girl and girl action...
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- Sweet.
- No, no, we're not watching that.
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Might as well just go to bed.
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Fine.
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Here.
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How come I have to sleep on the cot?
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Because I'm the mother
and you are the child.
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Unless...
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you wanted to share the bed.
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You know, we haven't done that
since you were four.
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How fun!
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Yeah, well, I'm not four.
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And I don't have any desire
to share a bed with my mother.
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Why am I even here?
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Because we're spending time together.
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But we don't like each other.
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Maybe we just don't know
each other very well.
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Now, this is a chance for us
to improve our relationship.
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I'll get in my bed,
you'll get in your bed,
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we'll shut off the lights,
and we will really talk.
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That's a condom.
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Pearl inlay, on the frets parts.
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That's handmade, that's a '56 Lespaul.
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It should bring in
about 3,000 bucks on eBay.
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- You should have kept running.
- Hey, let's keep up alive.
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And Oregon be 3 hours away,
it's on American soil,
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I can come visit every weekend,
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and... you can hang out in my room,
whenever you feel sad.
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Don't open the nightstand drawer.
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Actually, your room isn't gonna be here.
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I decided to put the house up for sale.
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It's a good time to rent,
with the market, and all...
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We all need to embrace change.
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Good luck in the court today, champ'.
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Fingers crossed for a female judge,
cry if you can.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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It's good to embrace change, right?
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Lady brings me 7 Grand.
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What'd I do with 7 Grand?
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You'd wipe your ass with 7 Grand.
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This is bullshit.
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Marvin, go pick up one of her kids,
and break his leg.
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That's all I've got.
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I'm waiting on some...
paypal payments.
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I promise I'll have more for you
to wipe your ass with, soon.
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You go work this off and trade.
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What kind of trade?
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White... slave trade.
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Here.
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Go there. Tell'em I sent you.
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They gonna give you a package.
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Bring the package back to me.
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A package of what?
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Package of whatever the fuck
I tell you to pick up, bitch.
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00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,000
You don't have to yell at me!
254
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,100
- When do you need it?
- Right now.
255
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,900
My son's beeing sentenced today.
256
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,100
That's just sad.
257
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:31,000
You know, you should really get him in
one of those after shool programs,
258
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,200
instead of letting him
all run wild and shit.
259
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,100
- I'm glad you understand.
- I don't understand a shit!
260
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,900
Move some stuff around.
261
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,100
I'll do my best.
262
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,100
Why did you send her?
263
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,400
I want to see how she do.
264
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,600
Please, talk to me.
265
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,500
Listen, I am really trying here.
266
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,700
Just sitting here,
like some little shit ball.
267
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,100
Can I help you?
268
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,700
My name is Miriam Walters.
269
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,900
I'm an officer with the state of
California Child Protective Services.
270
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000
Are you Mrs. Celia Hodes?
271
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,900
It's pronounced Hodes.
272
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,600
May we have your permission
to enter the premisses?
273
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,500
- What for?
- I must warn you
274
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,800
that if you do not allow me
entering to the premisses,
275
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,500
I will return with a court order.
276
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,300
If you still refuse me entry,
277
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,300
you may be subject to prosecution
under California State law which...
278
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,300
Alright, obviously,
there's some mistake.
279
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,000
No, there isn't.
I called them.
280
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,100
You little... jokester you.
281
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,300
I must ask you once more, Mrs. Hodes,
282
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,600
- do I have permission
to enter the premisses? - Sure.
283
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000
Enter away.
284
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,900
I have nothing to hide.
285
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,900
What are you writing?
286
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,400
I'm here to determine whether
this is an unsuitable environment
287
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,900
in which to house a child.
288
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,800
There was a used condom in my bed.
289
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,600
That was not a condom!
290
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,900
- Then what was it?
- A plastic wrapper!
291
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,200
With a reservoir tip?
292
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,700
Just because this establishment
293
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:30,000
may be on the lower end
of the economic scale
294
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,900
does not mean
that it's unsuitable.
295
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:38,000
If you are suggesting that anything
less than affluence is somehow...
296
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,000
untoward, Ms. Walters,
297
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,300
I think that I need to...
298
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,200
Oh yeah!
299
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,500
Fuck me harder!
300
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,100
... should speak to your supervisor.
301
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,300
Fuck me harder.
302
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:54,100
- Fuck me harder!
- Yeah, yeah!
303
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,500
- Harder, harder, harder!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
304
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Hola.
305
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,100
U-Turn sent me,
306
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,000
I'm supposed
to pick up a package.
307
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,700
U-Turn...
308
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:32,500
para obtengo el paqueto...
309
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500
- Any chance you speak french?
- Ven aqui!
310
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,600
You say U-Turn sends you?
311
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,700
Yeah, U-Turn, he sent me,
I'm supposed to pick up a package.
312
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,800
Will you please tell him
to open the door?
313
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,800
What's the matter?
You don't speak Spanish?
314
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,300
No, I don't.
315
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:13,100
How can you live in Los Angeles
and not know Spanish?
316
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,800
We're almost half the population here.
317
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,200
Por ejemplo, if I told you...
318
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,400
Conozco a este hombre
que se llama U-Turn.
319
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,700
Would you not like that?
320
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,800
Well, that depends.
What does that mean?
321
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:31,300
It means that maybe I do know
this man who calls himself U-Turn.
322
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,500
Then maybe you also have
a package for me.
323
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,200
Maybe... I do.
324
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,000
I have to be in court right now,
325
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,800
so, let's just pretend that
I reached for it another few times,
326
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,200
and each time,
you grabbed it away, so...
327
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,500
Where does that leave us?
328
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,000
You ever get something
for nothing in your life?
329
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,700
I don't think so,
330
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,600
and...
331
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,100
it ain't gonna happen
for the first time here.
332
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:06,900
What do you want?
333
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,600
I want you to do
the brick dance for me.
334
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,800
A brick dance?
335
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,700
You must dance
to the Great God of Mota.
336
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,600
And if you do it right,
337
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,000
then you get your brick.
338
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,700
And if I refuse?
339
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,900
No baila, no brick.
340
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,100
This is not a real brick dance.
341
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,900
Man, that's a shot of
cheap tequila dance.
342
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,800
Now, show me a real brick dance!
343
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,400
Now, what, that's a...
344
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,700
a loose joint dance at best.
345
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,000
You know what?
I've been way too sweet with you.
346
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,100
If you'll not do
a real brick dance for me,
347
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,100
then I cannot give you the brick.
348
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,400
Hold your horses, Pedro.
349
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,900
My name is Guillermo,
350
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,700
not Pedro.
351
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,800
That was a very nice brick dance.
352
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,300
Tell your friend U-Turn,
353
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,600
you tell him
he's a lawn jockey now.
354
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,400
Hasta luego.
355
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,100
Yeah. Adios.
356
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,400
- The fuck is this?
- Your pot.
357
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,800
He said to tell you that
"you're a lawn jockey now".
358
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,800
I'm not sure what that means
but I figured you 2 have some sort of...
359
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,400
drug dealer shorthand
that I'm not privy to.
360
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,200
You were supposed
to pick up a key of Jag.
361
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,800
- Jack?
- I had it all promised out.
362
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:07,400
What the fuck am I supposed
to do with this?
363
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,400
That would be euphemism for...
364
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:11,900
heroin?
365
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,900
I'm gonna kill
that bean-farting motherfucker.
366
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,700
This is your fault, bitch!
367
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:18,900
My fault?
368
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,500
Bet your ass and
you gonna make it right to me.
369
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:23,900
Look.
370
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,700
I'm not a gangsta, all right?
371
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,400
You never told me
what I was supposed to be picking up.
372
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:31,900
There's really...
373
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,400
only so much you can reasonnably
expect from me in these situations.
374
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:38,900
I did a fucking brick dance
for you, okay?
375
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,700
I got a parking ticket!
376
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,500
- A brick dance?
- I did what you told me to.
377
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,600
Let's just... sit down my...
378
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,200
rational people and start...
dialing down my debt.
379
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:50,900
You done?
380
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,000
Chop that shit up, move it.
381
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,900
Bring me back 12.5.
382
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,100
12.5?
No way I'm gonna get 12.5 for a brick.
383
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,900
You got 4 days.
384
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,300
And I'm taking the money that I gave
that fucking wetback for my Jag,
385
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,000
and I'm adding it on your tab.
386
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,700
Yeah. I'm not stupid, okay?
387
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,900
I know what this is worth,
and it's not 12.5.
388
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,100
8, maybe.
389
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,200
13!
390
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,900
I'm back,
so now I got a fuck to shit up.
391
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000
I ain't got anymore
"shit to fuck up", okay?
392
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,500
I've got kids, I've got bills!
393
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,700
How am I supposed
to put food on my table?
394
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,300
You keep upping my debt.
395
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,700
Get a fucking job.
396
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,500
Young man,
397
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:44,300
the theft you commited of
those surveillance cameras
398
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,200
was more than just
a simple act of vandalism.
399
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,900
It was a slap in the face
to this community,
400
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,200
and the citizens who
have dedicated their time
401
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,500
ridding Agrestic of drugs.
402
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,300
So I'm inclined to
make an example of you
403
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,700
and your wanton disregard
of civic property.
404
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,900
Excuse me, judge.
405
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,600
I'd like to speak out
on behalf of my son.
406
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,100
- He's normally very responsible.
- Save it, Mrs. Botwin,
407
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,200
Mrs. Hodes has already
beaten you to the punch.
408
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:11,000
She's explained that your family
has gone through enough, and...
409
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,700
asked me to go easy on the boy.
410
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,000
Silas Botwin,
you're hereby sentenced
411
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,800
to 6 months of community service.
412
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:24,100
Both you and your mother owe
Mrs. Hodes a great deal of gratitude.
413
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,200
I think we really need to talk.
414
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,300
Fuck yourself, Celia.
415
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,100
All right, listen up.
416
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,500
It's my sorry-ass job
inform you ass-felching
417
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,000
salad-tossing, cum-guzzling faggots...
418
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,300
that the butt ugly face
you're staring at this very moment
419
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,900
is one of the most important
goddamn face
420
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,400
you'll ever lay eyes upon.
421
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,500
That is your Battle Buddy.
422
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,900
Your Battle Buddy
is like your Siamese twin.
423
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,200
He shits, you shit.
424
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,100
He fucks up, you fuck up.
425
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,300
He goes down, you go down!
426
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,200
This is just like 'Nam.
427
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,900
Yeah, you got that right.
428
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,100
I can't wait to kill me some terrorists.
429
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,600
Are you kidding me?
430
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,500
This isn't about terrorism.
431
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,800
We are just pawns in a chess game
for control of the oil production.
432
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Who cares?
433
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:18,000
Bring it on, man.
434
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,600
Please, don't talk to me anymore.
435
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,200
You gonna shit when I shit.
436
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,900
6 weeks from today,
437
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,200
this entire troop of girl scouts
will be shipped off to Irak.
438
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,500
So you best pay close attention
to every goddamn word
439
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,900
that comes out of my godly mouth!
440
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,000
Sergeant Bilko, hi.
441
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,600
I'm in the wrong place,
they promised me a desk job.
442
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:39,900
Who in the hell gave you permission
to break rank, you flaccid little dick!
443
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,200
I just wanted to make sure...
444
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:44,600
They promise everybody a desk job,
you useless twat!
445
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,100
- I have eight toes.
- And I got four dicks!
446
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,700
So you better fall back in line
447
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,000
before I use one of them
to fuck you up the ass with!
448
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,800
Now fall back in line!
449
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,100
You people are losers,
450
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,400
you are scumbags,
451
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,700
and I am God.
452
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,300
It's gonna be great!
453
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,900
Because I won't be responsible
when you get to Irak
454
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,200
and if you don't listen to me,
guess what,
455
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,400
you will die!
456
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,600
What are you looking at,
you piece of shit!
457
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,500
Well...
458
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,200
In light of this incident,
we intend to petition the judge Inas
459
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,900
that Mrs. Hodes only have access
to her daughter Isabelle
460
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:21,800
on weekends, at the house,
461
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,800
in the presence of Mr. Hodes.
462
00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,400
That's outrageous.
463
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:28,500
Weekends at the house
unsupervised by Mr. Hodes.
464
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,600
- Nope.
- Fine.
465
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Fine?
466
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,800
What do you mean, "fine"?
467
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,400
I'm the mother.
468
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,300
Why aren't his internal fishballs
in a vise ?
469
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,800
What happened to the fish?
470
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,400
The fish gasps but the cow gives milk.
471
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,200
You dried up the cow.
472
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,700
- Oh, so now I'm the fish...
- What the hell are they talking about?
473
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,900
She's dumping your wife
cause she doesn't think she'll get paid.
474
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:53,900
This is great.
475
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,900
I am nobody's fish.
476
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,800
She's right, Gina,
she's not a fish.
477
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,400
She just drinks like one.
478
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,300
Fuck you all.
479
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,000
You want me out of your life.
480
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,200
Fine.
481
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,500
I'm out of your life.
482
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,000
Can we talk about this?
483
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,000
No, we can't. Silas...
484
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,500
I told you this is too much.
Make the bags lighter, okay?
485
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,900
Hey, biddings are up to 28,000
on Uncle Andy's guitar.
486
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,500
That's great, sweety.
487
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,900
- I was just trying...
- To what, Silas? Help me?
488
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,300
No, didn't help.
489
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,200
Matter of fact, made it worse.
490
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:03,200
A lot worse. But...
I'll tell you how you can help me now.
491
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,800
Make bags lighter.
492
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,200
- Pizza!
- Wait here, I'll get it.
493
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,000
- Nancy Botwin?
- Yes?
494
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,800
Agent Fundis, DEA.
495
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,300
I'm here to talk about
Peter Scottson.
496
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,700
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00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,700
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498
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