1 00:00:00,482 --> 00:00:01,838 Previously on Weeds 2 00:00:02,198 --> 00:00:04,279 Did you take something that doesn't belong to you? 3 00:00:04,594 --> 00:00:05,989 - I want in. - That's him. 4 00:00:08,286 --> 00:00:10,109 Hey, what the hell? You can't do that. 5 00:00:10,527 --> 00:00:12,221 I did this for your own good. 6 00:00:13,715 --> 00:00:16,112 - They want to send me to Iraq, Lupita. - Bye. 7 00:00:17,115 --> 00:00:20,354 Oh my God, stop him, oh my God! 8 00:00:20,481 --> 00:00:22,212 I need someone I trust to handle my money. 9 00:00:22,392 --> 00:00:23,877 - What money? - From my commercials. 10 00:00:23,981 --> 00:00:25,163 I'm the new Huskaroos girl. 11 00:00:25,264 --> 00:00:26,824 - You were traded. - I was what? 12 00:00:27,145 --> 00:00:30,450 I bought your chain, you're about to grow me some shit. 13 00:00:30,628 --> 00:00:33,807 The way I see it, you still owe me 150 G's, lady. 14 00:00:52,109 --> 00:00:55,679 Sous-Titres VO : Le_Chuck, San-A, Loky 15 00:00:55,894 --> 00:00:58,930 Thanks to elestero 16 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,868 Season 3 Episode 3 - The Brick Dance - 17 00:01:39,881 --> 00:01:41,887 [ www.seriessub.com ] 18 00:01:57,586 --> 00:01:58,902 How long have I been asleep? 19 00:01:59,606 --> 00:02:00,987 - Not long. - 22 hours. 20 00:02:01,756 --> 00:02:03,502 What? Like she wouldn't figure it out? 21 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,050 It's absolutely delicious. 22 00:02:06,323 --> 00:02:07,835 - I made this. - Lupita, 23 00:02:08,043 --> 00:02:10,623 - you're fired. - What?! But I cooked. 24 00:02:10,948 --> 00:02:12,486 I can't afford to pay you anymore. 25 00:02:12,929 --> 00:02:14,923 What if I tell the police what you do? 26 00:02:15,072 --> 00:02:17,078 Then, the guy I owe money to, 27 00:02:17,691 --> 00:02:18,941 might decide to kill you. 28 00:02:20,668 --> 00:02:21,953 Maybe we should not discuss this 29 00:02:22,053 --> 00:02:24,025 in front of the younger members of our audience. 30 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:25,671 I'm not keeping any secrets anymore. 31 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:27,834 Kids need to know what's going on, 32 00:02:28,264 --> 00:02:29,411 so they can be aware... 33 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:32,367 - of this danger. - What kind of danger? 34 00:02:32,836 --> 00:02:35,885 Big scary men with the guns who want a lot of money from Mummy, so... 35 00:02:36,529 --> 00:02:38,770 let's just be alert, and talk about... 36 00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:41,142 how much money we can all raise now. 37 00:02:41,936 --> 00:02:44,099 Andy... speak to me. 38 00:02:44,594 --> 00:02:46,757 If you stake me the ten grand buy-in, 39 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,780 there is a World Poker Classic at Commerce this week. 40 00:02:55,095 --> 00:02:56,268 Silas, what you got? 41 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,040 I can crack saves. 42 00:02:59,681 --> 00:03:01,466 Too soon, my son. Too soon. 43 00:03:02,977 --> 00:03:06,521 I have a stock portfolio worth $2,600. 44 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,823 Cash it then. 45 00:03:07,927 --> 00:03:09,789 But if I liquid it now, I'll pay penalty. 46 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:11,783 Shane, now. 47 00:03:17,555 --> 00:03:18,818 The three of you keep thinking. 48 00:03:19,249 --> 00:03:22,341 Now, there's not much here in the way of assets. 49 00:03:22,441 --> 00:03:25,621 But you do have Isabel and her Huskarros contract. 50 00:03:25,949 --> 00:03:28,197 Now, that is a cash cow right there. 51 00:03:28,491 --> 00:03:31,586 - You got the cow part right. - Hey, that is no way to talk... 52 00:03:31,876 --> 00:03:33,404 about your greatest asset. 53 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:37,536 If you have a lousy relationship with your income-generating child, 54 00:03:37,636 --> 00:03:39,554 you need to turn that around, right now. 55 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,162 Spend some time with her, charm her, 56 00:03:42,642 --> 00:03:44,432 you want sole custody. 57 00:03:45,299 --> 00:03:46,840 - I do? - You do. 58 00:03:47,253 --> 00:03:48,580 You're not the one that... 59 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:52,236 cupped her pubescent breast after a few too many chardonnays. 60 00:03:52,721 --> 00:03:53,829 What? 61 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:56,682 Never. 62 00:03:56,786 --> 00:03:59,913 Well, just thought I'd... float it out there, see if it caught wind. 63 00:04:00,421 --> 00:04:01,730 Doesn't matter, we'll get him. 64 00:04:02,147 --> 00:04:03,345 Allow me to illustrate. 65 00:04:05,004 --> 00:04:06,776 This is your husband. 66 00:04:07,974 --> 00:04:08,980 Watch, 67 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,391 how he struggles for the slightest hint of sustenance. 68 00:04:13,498 --> 00:04:16,834 Slouching to a Bethlehem of mercy that never appears. 69 00:04:17,432 --> 00:04:20,037 And just when he's about to resign himself 70 00:04:20,141 --> 00:04:21,952 to his miserable, doomed fate, 71 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:25,021 we allow this son of a bitch to escape with his life. 72 00:04:29,816 --> 00:04:31,393 In the end, he'll thank us 73 00:04:31,497 --> 00:04:34,779 for not crushing his sad little testicles in a vise. 74 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:37,385 Do fish have testicles? 75 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:39,431 Fish have internal testicles. 76 00:04:41,425 --> 00:04:44,266 ... only real downer, besides the residual pain, 77 00:04:44,376 --> 00:04:46,098 is the issue of warm weather footwear. 78 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,467 I support the flip-flop, the summer sandal... 79 00:04:49,418 --> 00:04:52,441 I get stares. Children cry and run away... 80 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:55,138 - Can we go to the arcade now? - Well, Mr. Botwin. 81 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,848 While an injury such as yours may have rendered you unfit for duty in the past, 82 00:04:58,948 --> 00:05:01,359 - I'm afraid times have changed. - What do you mean? 83 00:05:01,459 --> 00:05:03,382 In case you haven't read a newspaper in 4 years, 84 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:06,061 this country, your country, is at war. 85 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:10,341 Actually, technically, operation "Iraqi Freedom" 86 00:05:10,732 --> 00:05:13,169 is an extended military engagement. 87 00:05:13,664 --> 00:05:14,876 War's not been declared. 88 00:05:15,294 --> 00:05:17,209 Actually, technically, 89 00:05:17,431 --> 00:05:20,883 authorization for use of military force has been given by Congress, 90 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,472 that's enough to activate your uncle here into service. 91 00:05:23,925 --> 00:05:25,300 Yeah, I'm clearly not fit. 92 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:28,404 - You can walk, can't you? - Not in lock step, no, I tend to weave. 93 00:05:28,515 --> 00:05:30,119 - Didn't notice. - I'll fail the drug test. 94 00:05:30,219 --> 00:05:31,467 - We'll clean you up. - I'm gay. 95 00:05:31,567 --> 00:05:32,862 We got a unit for that. 96 00:05:33,684 --> 00:05:36,264 Look son, truth is that you'll never see combat. 97 00:05:36,675 --> 00:05:38,923 - We wanna win this war. - It's not a war. 98 00:05:39,413 --> 00:05:40,758 My point is... 99 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:43,289 You're headed for a desk job, son. 100 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:45,374 So quit your whining and prepare to serve, 101 00:05:45,523 --> 00:05:47,967 'cause we got you, and we ain't gonna let you go. Now... 102 00:05:48,101 --> 00:05:50,561 to report back here at 05:00 tomorrow morning 103 00:05:50,669 --> 00:05:52,224 with this papers properly filled out. 104 00:05:52,382 --> 00:05:53,543 You must bring with you 105 00:05:53,669 --> 00:05:57,003 your social security card, birth certificate, and driver's license. 106 00:05:57,178 --> 00:05:59,853 Do not bring iPods, watches, 107 00:05:59,966 --> 00:06:02,860 jewelry, excessive cash, or any other valuables. 108 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,359 This is bullshit. 109 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,798 Welcome to the army, soldier. 110 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:11,505 All the MILF weed's destroyed? 111 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:12,938 There's nothing. 112 00:06:13,381 --> 00:06:14,385 I was gonna buy a boat. 113 00:06:14,489 --> 00:06:17,369 Doug, can we just focus on me for a second please? 114 00:06:17,469 --> 00:06:19,114 - I'm in serious trouble. - Alright. 115 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,107 Lots of cash, real quick, 116 00:06:22,036 --> 00:06:23,048 no boat. 117 00:06:26,374 --> 00:06:27,468 Why aren't you dressed? 118 00:06:27,585 --> 00:06:28,992 Dana threw me out of the house, 119 00:06:29,136 --> 00:06:30,869 I've been sleeping here, in the office. 120 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:32,576 - She threw you out? - Yeah, 121 00:06:32,745 --> 00:06:34,491 she found out that I was fucking Celia. 122 00:06:38,138 --> 00:06:39,363 I'm repulsed. 123 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:41,878 Fascinated. 124 00:06:42,087 --> 00:06:44,901 I need to hear about this. Not now, definitely later. 125 00:06:45,266 --> 00:06:46,334 Now, we need to focus. 126 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:49,213 How much could I raise if I liquidate all my stocks and bonds? 127 00:06:50,198 --> 00:06:51,495 You don't have stocks and bonds. 128 00:06:51,631 --> 00:06:53,655 Yes, I do. I have stocks and bonds. 129 00:06:53,759 --> 00:06:55,196 Judah left me stocks and bonds. 130 00:06:55,296 --> 00:06:56,279 He did, but then, 131 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:58,844 you had me sell everything so you could start up the bakery. 132 00:06:59,643 --> 00:07:01,428 - Everything? - There wasn't much. 133 00:07:01,794 --> 00:07:03,313 Judah was lousy at playing a market. 134 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:06,158 I mean, a company that sells morning afterpills for dogs... 135 00:07:06,445 --> 00:07:08,291 You were the one advising him, Doug. 136 00:07:08,391 --> 00:07:09,833 Okay, that one do not come from me. 137 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:11,867 Credentials, yeah, me. 138 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:14,054 But he went rogue on our few 486. 139 00:07:14,536 --> 00:07:16,125 Anyway, you're broke again. 140 00:07:17,676 --> 00:07:21,220 Unacceptable, there has to be something, there's always something. 141 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:23,265 How much money can I get in if I... 142 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,142 sold my house? 143 00:07:25,807 --> 00:07:28,126 Not much. The bubble's bursting in Agrestic. 144 00:07:28,226 --> 00:07:29,916 Majestic next door, that's a new hot spot 145 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,700 with the chartered schools and a mega church, 146 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,247 it's crucifying her property values. 147 00:07:33,347 --> 00:07:34,404 How much, Doug? 148 00:07:34,547 --> 00:07:38,694 If you even found a buyer, you can net... maybe 50 Grand. 149 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:40,124 But then any places you'd rent 150 00:07:40,224 --> 00:07:41,912 would be more than the mortgage that you're paying now. 151 00:07:42,012 --> 00:07:43,012 It's not smart. 152 00:07:43,112 --> 00:07:45,401 - It's cash in hand, let's do it. - Where will you live? 153 00:07:45,504 --> 00:07:47,142 I can only deal with one thing at the time. 154 00:07:47,242 --> 00:07:48,528 If I deal with one thing at the time, 155 00:07:48,632 --> 00:07:50,295 I'm less inclined to shot myself in the head. 156 00:07:50,395 --> 00:07:53,127 Don't do that, your life insurance went out a few weeks ago. 157 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:56,163 I sent you an e-mail. 158 00:07:57,556 --> 00:07:58,703 Get it back, Doug, 159 00:07:59,276 --> 00:08:00,827 my kids may seriously need it, too. 160 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,171 I've got to go. 161 00:08:05,869 --> 00:08:07,406 The cock wants what it wants. 162 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:11,418 5000 square feet of raw space, and 250 a foot is a good price. 163 00:08:13,934 --> 00:08:15,615 I could retrofit the climate control. 164 00:08:15,771 --> 00:08:18,469 Put 3 or 4 generators in the wood so we don't have to worry 'bout the sound, 165 00:08:18,592 --> 00:08:20,690 put the cover business up front, for appearances, 166 00:08:21,316 --> 00:08:22,449 secure the back for crops. 167 00:08:24,182 --> 00:08:25,824 Downtown is supposed to be blowing up right now. 168 00:08:25,954 --> 00:08:28,028 Lady said they'll build a Whole foods just off the blocks, 169 00:08:28,128 --> 00:08:29,914 so you can get all that gourmet shit you like. 170 00:08:30,024 --> 00:08:31,171 Boy, look at here. 171 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,032 How you like that view? 172 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:37,802 He gonna kill those nice plants. 173 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:39,887 Why you started smoking again? 174 00:08:40,825 --> 00:08:43,352 I ain't see you smoke since back when I was in junior high. 175 00:08:43,678 --> 00:08:45,958 And goddamn, Mores no less. 176 00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:51,053 I started smoking I was long and brown, like these cigarettes. 177 00:08:52,525 --> 00:08:53,893 Everything's changed. 178 00:08:54,779 --> 00:08:57,437 You don't like it. Come on. Let's tell her we gonna keep looking. 179 00:08:58,702 --> 00:08:59,757 Can you grow here? 180 00:09:03,392 --> 00:09:04,604 Hell, yeah. It's perfect. 181 00:09:06,311 --> 00:09:08,304 Fuckin' shame it's all gonna be for U-Turn. 182 00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:11,314 Let me worry about U-Turn. 183 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:13,985 Just grow. 184 00:09:16,004 --> 00:09:17,438 How are we doing out here? 185 00:09:17,842 --> 00:09:18,949 We'll take it. 186 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:23,731 That toilet paper's like wiping yourself with a brown paper bag. 187 00:09:24,187 --> 00:09:26,936 Are your... parts okay? 188 00:09:27,182 --> 00:09:28,186 My parts are fine. 189 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,140 Can I go home, now? 190 00:09:30,297 --> 00:09:32,955 - This place is a pity. - No, it's not. 191 00:09:33,424 --> 00:09:35,079 It's... kitschy. 192 00:09:35,561 --> 00:09:37,320 Like we're in a "film noir". 193 00:09:37,763 --> 00:09:39,639 It's a walk on the wild side. 194 00:09:40,108 --> 00:09:41,815 Didn't you like any manucures? 195 00:09:41,945 --> 00:09:43,743 You wouldn't let me get color I wanted. 196 00:09:43,862 --> 00:09:46,137 - Black is not a color. - Tell that to black people. 197 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,276 I don't know any. 198 00:09:48,904 --> 00:09:50,923 Maybe there's something good on television. 199 00:09:56,357 --> 00:10:00,688 Over 2 sizzling hours of hot, young girl and girl action... 200 00:10:00,832 --> 00:10:04,154 - Sweet. - No, no, we're not watching that. 201 00:10:06,318 --> 00:10:07,686 Might as well just go to bed. 202 00:10:08,663 --> 00:10:09,666 Fine. 203 00:10:10,839 --> 00:10:11,855 Here. 204 00:10:12,318 --> 00:10:13,784 How come I have to sleep on the cot? 205 00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:16,402 Because I'm the mother and you are the child. 206 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,748 Unless... 207 00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:20,663 you wanted to share the bed. 208 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:23,393 You know, we haven't done that since you were four. 209 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:24,951 How fun! 210 00:10:25,051 --> 00:10:26,650 Yeah, well, I'm not four. 211 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:29,450 And I don't have any desire to share a bed with my mother. 212 00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:30,753 Why am I even here? 213 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,386 Because we're spending time together. 214 00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:34,947 But we don't like each other. 215 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:37,631 Maybe we just don't know each other very well. 216 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:41,632 Now, this is a chance for us to improve our relationship. 217 00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:45,111 I'll get in my bed, you'll get in your bed, 218 00:10:45,801 --> 00:10:48,798 we'll shut off the lights, and we will really talk. 219 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,294 That's a condom. 220 00:10:57,551 --> 00:11:00,196 Pearl inlay, on the frets parts. 221 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:03,252 That's handmade, that's a '56 Lespaul. 222 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,765 It should bring in about 3,000 bucks on eBay. 223 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,311 - You should have kept running. - Hey, let's keep up alive. 224 00:11:08,415 --> 00:11:11,126 And Oregon be 3 hours away, it's on American soil, 225 00:11:11,244 --> 00:11:13,159 I can come visit every weekend, 226 00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:16,429 and... you can hang out in my room, whenever you feel sad. 227 00:11:17,874 --> 00:11:19,568 Don't open the nightstand drawer. 228 00:11:19,815 --> 00:11:21,496 Actually, your room isn't gonna be here. 229 00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:24,871 I decided to put the house up for sale. 230 00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:28,154 It's a good time to rent, with the market, and all... 231 00:11:29,978 --> 00:11:32,037 We all need to embrace change. 232 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,718 Good luck in the court today, champ'. 233 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:02,760 Fingers crossed for a female judge, cry if you can. 234 00:12:05,313 --> 00:12:06,577 I'll keep that in mind. 235 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,971 It's good to embrace change, right? 236 00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:34,642 Lady brings me 7 Grand. 237 00:12:35,476 --> 00:12:36,948 What'd I do with 7 Grand? 238 00:12:37,873 --> 00:12:39,306 You'd wipe your ass with 7 Grand. 239 00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:41,039 This is bullshit. 240 00:12:41,353 --> 00:12:43,568 Marvin, go pick up one of her kids, and break his leg. 241 00:12:44,076 --> 00:12:45,222 That's all I've got. 242 00:12:45,613 --> 00:12:48,174 I'm waiting on some... paypal payments. 243 00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:51,840 I promise I'll have more for you to wipe your ass with, soon. 244 00:12:52,529 --> 00:12:54,367 You go work this off and trade. 245 00:12:54,797 --> 00:12:55,904 What kind of trade? 246 00:12:57,663 --> 00:13:00,608 White... slave trade. 247 00:13:02,132 --> 00:13:03,135 Here. 248 00:13:07,226 --> 00:13:09,715 Go there. Tell'em I sent you. 249 00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:11,604 They gonna give you a package. 250 00:13:12,112 --> 00:13:13,545 Bring the package back to me. 251 00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:14,972 A package of what? 252 00:13:15,072 --> 00:13:17,466 Package of whatever the fuck I tell you to pick up, bitch. 253 00:13:17,805 --> 00:13:19,394 You don't have to yell at me! 254 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,417 - When do you need it? - Right now. 255 00:13:22,613 --> 00:13:24,216 My son's beeing sentenced today. 256 00:13:25,441 --> 00:13:26,457 That's just sad. 257 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:31,345 You know, you should really get him in one of those after shool programs, 258 00:13:31,449 --> 00:13:33,547 instead of letting him all run wild and shit. 259 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,438 - I'm glad you understand. - I don't understand a shit! 260 00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:39,227 Move some stuff around. 261 00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:41,403 I'll do my best. 262 00:13:45,347 --> 00:13:46,493 Why did you send her? 263 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,747 I want to see how she do. 264 00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:00,922 Please, talk to me. 265 00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:06,824 Listen, I am really trying here. 266 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:13,038 Just sitting here, like some little shit ball. 267 00:14:17,492 --> 00:14:18,492 Can I help you? 268 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:20,068 My name is Miriam Walters. 269 00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:23,215 I'm an officer with the state of California Child Protective Services. 270 00:14:23,315 --> 00:14:25,350 Are you Mrs. Celia Hodes? 271 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,217 It's pronounced Hodes. 272 00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,914 May we have your permission to enter the premisses? 273 00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:33,801 - What for? - I must warn you 274 00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:36,172 that if you do not allow me entering to the premisses, 275 00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:37,831 I will return with a court order. 276 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,624 If you still refuse me entry, 277 00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:42,679 you may be subject to prosecution under California State law which... 278 00:14:42,779 --> 00:14:45,608 Alright, obviously, there's some mistake. 279 00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:47,380 No, there isn't. I called them. 280 00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:54,481 You little... jokester you. 281 00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:56,600 I must ask you once more, Mrs. Hodes, 282 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,963 - do I have permission to enter the premisses? - Sure. 283 00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:00,395 Enter away. 284 00:15:01,173 --> 00:15:02,280 I have nothing to hide. 285 00:15:06,997 --> 00:15:08,209 What are you writing? 286 00:15:08,794 --> 00:15:11,703 I'm here to determine whether this is an unsuitable environment 287 00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:13,250 in which to house a child. 288 00:15:13,591 --> 00:15:15,181 There was a used condom in my bed. 289 00:15:16,452 --> 00:15:17,989 That was not a condom! 290 00:15:18,203 --> 00:15:20,222 - Then what was it? - A plastic wrapper! 291 00:15:20,432 --> 00:15:21,568 With a reservoir tip? 292 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,032 Just because this establishment 293 00:15:26,149 --> 00:15:30,331 may be on the lower end of the economic scale 294 00:15:30,553 --> 00:15:33,224 does not mean that it's unsuitable. 295 00:15:33,596 --> 00:15:38,377 If you are suggesting that anything less than affluence is somehow... 296 00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:41,333 untoward, Ms. Walters, 297 00:15:41,895 --> 00:15:43,672 I think that I need to... 298 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,585 Oh yeah! 299 00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:48,803 Fuck me harder! 300 00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,416 ... should speak to your supervisor. 301 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:51,672 Fuck me harder. 302 00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,415 - Fuck me harder! - Yeah, yeah! 303 00:15:55,593 --> 00:15:58,898 - Harder, harder, harder! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 304 00:16:13,356 --> 00:16:14,381 Hola. 305 00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:22,459 U-Turn sent me, 306 00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:24,313 I'm supposed to pick up a package. 307 00:16:27,994 --> 00:16:29,096 U-Turn... 308 00:16:29,617 --> 00:16:32,806 para obtengo el paqueto... 309 00:16:35,857 --> 00:16:37,808 - Any chance you speak french? - Ven aqui! 310 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:53,963 You say U-Turn sends you? 311 00:16:54,118 --> 00:16:57,055 Yeah, U-Turn, he sent me, I'm supposed to pick up a package. 312 00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:05,174 Will you please tell him to open the door? 313 00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,185 What's the matter? You don't speak Spanish? 314 00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:09,618 No, I don't. 315 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:13,444 How can you live in Los Angeles and not know Spanish? 316 00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:16,130 We're almost half the population here. 317 00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:18,544 Por ejemplo, if I told you... 318 00:17:19,192 --> 00:17:21,742 Conozco a este hombre que se llama U-Turn. 319 00:17:22,805 --> 00:17:24,061 Would you not like that? 320 00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:28,141 Well, that depends. What does that mean? 321 00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:31,694 It means that maybe I do know this man who calls himself U-Turn. 322 00:17:32,873 --> 00:17:34,801 Then maybe you also have a package for me. 323 00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:36,599 Maybe... I do. 324 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,329 I have to be in court right now, 325 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:46,175 so, let's just pretend that I reached for it another few times, 326 00:17:46,279 --> 00:17:48,545 and each time, you grabbed it away, so... 327 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,816 Where does that leave us? 328 00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,309 You ever get something for nothing in your life? 329 00:17:54,971 --> 00:17:56,052 I don't think so, 330 00:17:56,903 --> 00:17:57,903 and... 331 00:17:58,081 --> 00:18:00,497 it ain't gonna happen for the first time here. 332 00:18:06,217 --> 00:18:07,260 What do you want? 333 00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,966 I want you to do the brick dance for me. 334 00:18:10,971 --> 00:18:12,111 A brick dance? 335 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,053 You must dance to the Great God of Mota. 336 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,991 And if you do it right, 337 00:18:19,937 --> 00:18:21,328 then you get your brick. 338 00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,009 And if I refuse? 339 00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:26,236 No baila, no brick. 340 00:18:40,612 --> 00:18:42,428 This is not a real brick dance. 341 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,249 Man, that's a shot of cheap tequila dance. 342 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,148 Now, show me a real brick dance! 343 00:18:57,675 --> 00:18:58,738 Now, what, that's a... 344 00:18:58,854 --> 00:19:01,007 a loose joint dance at best. 345 00:19:02,023 --> 00:19:04,303 You know what? I've been way too sweet with you. 346 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:07,434 If you'll not do a real brick dance for me, 347 00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,468 then I cannot give you the brick. 348 00:19:18,604 --> 00:19:19,763 Hold your horses, Pedro. 349 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:15,291 My name is Guillermo, 350 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:18,073 not Pedro. 351 00:20:20,411 --> 00:20:22,131 That was a very nice brick dance. 352 00:20:28,198 --> 00:20:29,608 Tell your friend U-Turn, 353 00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:31,966 you tell him he's a lawn jockey now. 354 00:20:35,676 --> 00:20:36,778 Hasta luego. 355 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,459 Yeah. Adios. 356 00:20:46,884 --> 00:20:48,787 - The fuck is this? - Your pot. 357 00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:53,181 He said to tell you that "you're a lawn jockey now". 358 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:56,184 I'm not sure what that means but I figured you 2 have some sort of... 359 00:20:56,303 --> 00:20:58,751 drug dealer shorthand that I'm not privy to. 360 00:20:59,038 --> 00:21:01,589 You were supposed to pick up a key of Jag. 361 00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:04,163 - Jack? - I had it all promised out. 362 00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:07,783 What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? 363 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:09,704 That would be euphemism for... 364 00:21:11,211 --> 00:21:12,274 heroin? 365 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,211 I'm gonna kill that bean-farting motherfucker. 366 00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:18,071 This is your fault, bitch! 367 00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:19,249 My fault? 368 00:21:19,384 --> 00:21:21,847 Bet your ass and you gonna make it right to me. 369 00:21:23,204 --> 00:21:24,205 Look. 370 00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:28,061 I'm not a gangsta, all right? 371 00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:30,786 You never told me what I was supposed to be picking up. 372 00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:32,214 There's really... 373 00:21:32,318 --> 00:21:35,773 only so much you can reasonnably expect from me in these situations. 374 00:21:36,008 --> 00:21:39,213 I did a fucking brick dance for you, okay? 375 00:21:39,617 --> 00:21:41,038 I got a parking ticket! 376 00:21:41,376 --> 00:21:43,852 - A brick dance? - I did what you told me to. 377 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,936 Let's just... sit down my... 378 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,584 rational people and start... dialing down my debt. 379 00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:51,269 You done? 380 00:21:55,411 --> 00:21:57,300 Chop that shit up, move it. 381 00:21:57,965 --> 00:21:59,203 Bring me back 12.5. 382 00:21:59,881 --> 00:22:03,487 12.5? No way I'm gonna get 12.5 for a brick. 383 00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:05,290 You got 4 days. 384 00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:09,672 And I'm taking the money that I gave that fucking wetback for my Jag, 385 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,333 and I'm adding it on your tab. 386 00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:13,065 Yeah. I'm not stupid, okay? 387 00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:15,289 I know what this is worth, and it's not 12.5. 388 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,416 8, maybe. 389 00:22:16,553 --> 00:22:17,553 13! 390 00:22:17,844 --> 00:22:20,209 I'm back, so now I got a fuck to shit up. 391 00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:23,378 I ain't got anymore "shit to fuck up", okay? 392 00:22:23,765 --> 00:22:25,890 I've got kids, I've got bills! 393 00:22:26,277 --> 00:22:28,060 How am I supposed to put food on my table? 394 00:22:28,163 --> 00:22:29,635 You keep upping my debt. 395 00:22:34,404 --> 00:22:36,017 Get a fucking job. 396 00:22:39,877 --> 00:22:40,893 Young man, 397 00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:44,654 the theft you commited of those surveillance cameras 398 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:47,590 was more than just a simple act of vandalism. 399 00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:50,238 It was a slap in the face to this community, 400 00:22:50,338 --> 00:22:52,536 and the citizens who have dedicated their time 401 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,875 ridding Agrestic of drugs. 402 00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:57,600 So I'm inclined to make an example of you 403 00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,013 and your wanton disregard of civic property. 404 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:01,205 Excuse me, judge. 405 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,979 I'd like to speak out on behalf of my son. 406 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:06,406 - He's normally very responsible. - Save it, Mrs. Botwin, 407 00:23:06,506 --> 00:23:08,560 Mrs. Hodes has already beaten you to the punch. 408 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,319 She's explained that your family has gone through enough, and... 409 00:23:11,888 --> 00:23:14,032 asked me to go easy on the boy. 410 00:23:14,150 --> 00:23:16,333 Silas Botwin, you're hereby sentenced 411 00:23:16,526 --> 00:23:19,152 to 6 months of community service. 412 00:23:19,511 --> 00:23:24,462 Both you and your mother owe Mrs. Hodes a great deal of gratitude. 413 00:23:27,526 --> 00:23:29,585 I think we really need to talk. 414 00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,694 Fuck yourself, Celia. 415 00:23:33,009 --> 00:23:34,439 All right, listen up. 416 00:23:35,317 --> 00:23:37,885 It's my sorry-ass job inform you ass-felching 417 00:23:38,002 --> 00:23:40,357 salad-tossing, cum-guzzling faggots... 418 00:23:41,168 --> 00:23:43,683 that the butt ugly face you're staring at this very moment 419 00:23:43,874 --> 00:23:46,212 is one of the most important goddamn face 420 00:23:46,312 --> 00:23:47,747 you'll ever lay eyes upon. 421 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,884 That is your Battle Buddy. 422 00:23:50,656 --> 00:23:53,284 Your Battle Buddy is like your Siamese twin. 423 00:23:53,787 --> 00:23:55,526 He shits, you shit. 424 00:23:55,729 --> 00:23:57,497 He fucks up, you fuck up. 425 00:23:57,944 --> 00:24:00,608 He goes down, you go down! 426 00:24:02,018 --> 00:24:03,525 This is just like 'Nam. 427 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:05,288 Yeah, you got that right. 428 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,467 I can't wait to kill me some terrorists. 429 00:24:07,912 --> 00:24:08,920 Are you kidding me? 430 00:24:09,266 --> 00:24:10,883 This isn't about terrorism. 431 00:24:11,196 --> 00:24:15,130 We are just pawns in a chess game for control of the oil production. 432 00:24:15,391 --> 00:24:16,395 Who cares? 433 00:24:17,085 --> 00:24:18,385 Bring it on, man. 434 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,967 Please, don't talk to me anymore. 435 00:24:21,246 --> 00:24:22,583 You gonna shit when I shit. 436 00:24:22,849 --> 00:24:24,212 6 weeks from today, 437 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,535 this entire troop of girl scouts will be shipped off to Irak. 438 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,820 So you best pay close attention to every goddamn word 439 00:24:30,924 --> 00:24:32,253 that comes out of my godly mouth! 440 00:24:33,248 --> 00:24:34,390 Sergeant Bilko, hi. 441 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,939 I'm in the wrong place, they promised me a desk job. 442 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:40,205 Who in the hell gave you permission to break rank, you flaccid little dick! 443 00:24:40,425 --> 00:24:41,598 I just wanted to make sure... 444 00:24:41,698 --> 00:24:44,914 They promise everybody a desk job, you useless twat! 445 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,459 - I have eight toes. - And I got four dicks! 446 00:24:47,762 --> 00:24:49,006 So you better fall back in line 447 00:24:49,106 --> 00:24:51,374 before I use one of them to fuck you up the ass with! 448 00:24:51,663 --> 00:24:53,113 Now fall back in line! 449 00:24:55,248 --> 00:24:56,408 You people are losers, 450 00:24:56,572 --> 00:24:57,750 you are scumbags, 451 00:24:57,866 --> 00:24:59,079 and I am God. 452 00:24:59,392 --> 00:25:00,630 It's gonna be great! 453 00:25:01,654 --> 00:25:04,244 Because I won't be responsible when you get to Irak 454 00:25:04,496 --> 00:25:06,505 and if you don't listen to me, guess what, 455 00:25:06,718 --> 00:25:07,743 you will die! 456 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,971 What are you looking at, you piece of shit! 457 00:25:13,841 --> 00:25:14,841 Well... 458 00:25:14,941 --> 00:25:17,544 In light of this incident, we intend to petition the judge Inas 459 00:25:17,754 --> 00:25:20,210 that Mrs. Hodes only have access to her daughter Isabelle 460 00:25:20,404 --> 00:25:22,139 on weekends, at the house, 461 00:25:22,386 --> 00:25:24,119 in the presence of Mr. Hodes. 462 00:25:24,245 --> 00:25:25,720 That's outrageous. 463 00:25:26,021 --> 00:25:28,809 Weekends at the house unsupervised by Mr. Hodes. 464 00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:30,985 - Nope. - Fine. 465 00:25:31,356 --> 00:25:32,366 Fine? 466 00:25:32,629 --> 00:25:34,112 What do you mean, "fine"? 467 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:35,702 I'm the mother. 468 00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:38,600 Why aren't his internal fishballs in a vise ? 469 00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:40,185 What happened to the fish? 470 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,717 The fish gasps but the cow gives milk. 471 00:25:43,176 --> 00:25:44,533 You dried up the cow. 472 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:49,033 - Oh, so now I'm the fish... - What the hell are they talking about? 473 00:25:49,528 --> 00:25:52,264 She's dumping your wife cause she doesn't think she'll get paid. 474 00:25:53,033 --> 00:25:54,256 This is great. 475 00:25:54,521 --> 00:25:56,236 I am nobody's fish. 476 00:25:56,474 --> 00:25:58,135 She's right, Gina, she's not a fish. 477 00:25:59,284 --> 00:26:00,731 She just drinks like one. 478 00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:06,697 Fuck you all. 479 00:26:19,004 --> 00:26:20,337 You want me out of your life. 480 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:22,542 Fine. 481 00:26:23,526 --> 00:26:25,806 I'm out of your life. 482 00:26:40,762 --> 00:26:42,308 Can we talk about this? 483 00:26:42,578 --> 00:26:44,329 No, we can't. Silas... 484 00:26:44,971 --> 00:26:47,837 I told you this is too much. Make the bags lighter, okay? 485 00:26:48,143 --> 00:26:51,235 Hey, biddings are up to 28,000 on Uncle Andy's guitar. 486 00:26:51,505 --> 00:26:52,819 That's great, sweety. 487 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,239 - I was just trying... - To what, Silas? Help me? 488 00:26:56,943 --> 00:26:58,674 No, didn't help. 489 00:26:59,270 --> 00:27:00,573 Matter of fact, made it worse. 490 00:27:00,677 --> 00:27:03,596 A lot worse. But... I'll tell you how you can help me now. 491 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:06,114 Make bags lighter. 492 00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:11,596 - Pizza! - Wait here, I'll get it. 493 00:27:16,512 --> 00:27:18,323 - Nancy Botwin? - Yes? 494 00:27:18,598 --> 00:27:20,143 Agent Fundis, DEA. 495 00:27:21,012 --> 00:27:22,656 I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson. 496 00:27:29,907 --> 00:27:33,054 [ www.seriessub.com ] 497 00:27:33,295 --> 00:27:35,054 Special Thanks to niteowl 498 00:27:35,055 --> 00:27:36,553 Special Thanks to ouazo 499 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:37,986 Special Thanks to gilles.silberzahn 500 00:27:37,987 --> 00:27:39,550 Special Thanks to felix