1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:03,913 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:03,996 --> 00:00:07,333 I got busted. Head of campus security at Valley State. 3 00:00:07,416 --> 00:00:08,417 You just got jacked. 4 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,169 Here. This is yours. 5 00:00:10,252 --> 00:00:13,339 If you need protection on campus, just ask for me. 6 00:00:13,422 --> 00:00:15,841 You still owe me 150 G's, lady! 7 00:00:15,925 --> 00:00:19,053 How am I supposed to put food on my table if you keep upping my debt? 8 00:00:19,136 --> 00:00:21,180 Get a fucking job. 9 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,307 Chop that shit up. Move it. 10 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:24,475 Can you grow here? 11 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,519 Hell, yeah. It's perfect. Shame it's all gonna be for U-Turn. 12 00:00:27,603 --> 00:00:31,774 Silas Botwin, you're sentenced to six months' community service. 13 00:00:32,524 --> 00:00:36,946 Injuries such as yours may have rendered you unfit for duty in the past but times have changed. 14 00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:38,530 - What? - Welcome to the army. 15 00:00:38,614 --> 00:00:41,158 Your battle buddy is like a Siamese twin. 16 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,743 You're gonna shit when I shit. 17 00:00:42,826 --> 00:00:46,455 - Why are you doing this? - I laid everything on the line for you, 18 00:00:46,539 --> 00:00:47,581 and you fucked me. 19 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:48,958 Kesheshian says "goodbye". 20 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:51,001 - Peter? He's dead? - Yes! 21 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:54,171 I'll tell you how you can help me now. Make the bags lighter. 22 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,798 Agent Fundis, DEA. 23 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,841 I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson. 24 00:01:03,222 --> 00:01:06,225 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 25 00:01:06,308 --> 00:01:10,020 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 26 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:13,440 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 27 00:01:13,524 --> 00:01:16,902 ♪ Little boxes all the same 28 00:01:16,986 --> 00:01:19,905 ♪ There's a green one and a pink one 29 00:01:19,989 --> 00:01:23,617 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one 30 00:01:23,701 --> 00:01:26,996 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 31 00:01:27,079 --> 00:01:30,207 ♪ And they all look just the same 32 00:01:32,751 --> 00:01:36,630 ♪ And the boys go into business 33 00:01:36,714 --> 00:01:39,133 ♪ And marry and raise a family 34 00:01:39,216 --> 00:01:43,137 ♪ In boxes made of ticky-tacky 35 00:01:43,220 --> 00:01:52,897 ♪ And they all look just the same ♪ 36 00:01:55,524 --> 00:01:58,527 Erm, we broke up, 37 00:01:58,611 --> 00:02:01,155 me and Peter Scottson. 38 00:02:01,238 --> 00:02:04,867 He hasn't come in to work for a few days, and we haven't heard from him. 39 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,660 It's unusual. 40 00:02:06,744 --> 00:02:08,662 Oh, well, 41 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,124 I don't know. 42 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:16,003 - We broke up. - Look, Mrs. Botwin, I'm his partner. 43 00:02:16,086 --> 00:02:18,255 - The one who burps? - It's reflux. 44 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,090 When did you last speak with him? 45 00:02:20,799 --> 00:02:23,719 Er... A few days ago. He brought oranges. 46 00:02:23,802 --> 00:02:25,930 - Do you want them? - Why would I want them? 47 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:27,890 I have no idea. 48 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,516 Erm... 49 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:33,896 - Listen, we broke up. - I think we established that. 50 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:36,649 When he brought the citrus over, did he say anything? 51 00:02:36,732 --> 00:02:39,652 Where he was going? What he might be up to? Work stuff? 52 00:02:39,735 --> 00:02:41,028 No. 53 00:02:41,111 --> 00:02:42,696 He didn't talk about work much. 54 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:47,034 I didn't even know what he did till I tried on his jacket once by mistake. 55 00:02:47,117 --> 00:02:49,411 I was cold and I had to pee. 56 00:02:50,788 --> 00:02:56,085 Erm, about the break-up, we were just, you know, at different places. 57 00:02:56,168 --> 00:02:59,588 I think we just wanted different things. 58 00:02:59,672 --> 00:03:03,300 I think he was working on some undercover investigation on his own, 59 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,719 which is stupid, but even when he goes indie, 60 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:09,098 he calls to let me know everything's fine. 61 00:03:09,181 --> 00:03:11,433 He knows I worry. 62 00:03:12,851 --> 00:03:14,353 I hope nothing's wrong. 63 00:03:14,436 --> 00:03:18,691 Well, if you hear from Peter, I'd like you to give me a call. 64 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,324 He really liked you. 65 00:03:30,202 --> 00:03:32,329 Thanks for your time, Mrs. Botwin. 66 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,135 Where is Peter? 67 00:03:47,136 --> 00:03:48,512 We broke up. 68 00:03:49,388 --> 00:03:51,807 Is that gonna be a problem? 69 00:03:53,475 --> 00:03:56,061 - No. - What makes you so sure? 70 00:03:56,145 --> 00:03:57,897 Mommy just knows. 71 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:03,736 Behold, the incorporated city of Majestic. 72 00:04:03,819 --> 00:04:07,781 A city experiencing a rate of growth few people could have anticipated. 73 00:04:07,865 --> 00:04:12,286 Now, we've been a noisy neighbour, and for that I want to apologise. 74 00:04:12,369 --> 00:04:17,416 That sound you heard coming from the east, the west, the north. 75 00:04:17,499 --> 00:04:21,253 Houses popping up like so many California wildflowers. 76 00:04:21,337 --> 00:04:26,926 Well, that is the sound of an economic miracle. 77 00:04:27,009 --> 00:04:29,220 A month ago, our own City Council 78 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:32,181 had a session trying to come up with a new town logo, 79 00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:35,267 something we could put on our signs, our brochures. 80 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:46,153 Italy is shaped like a boot. Sicily, the ball that's about to be kicked. 81 00:04:46,237 --> 00:04:51,242 Majestic is shaped like a, well, some people say a horseshoe, 82 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,160 others, a smile. 83 00:04:54,203 --> 00:04:57,748 But for some of us who are aware of a particular infrastructure problem 84 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:01,210 facing Majestic, well, we saw a different image. 85 00:05:04,755 --> 00:05:10,427 In the midst of all our back-slapping, we forgot a fundamental principle of smart growth. 86 00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:13,430 If you're gonna poop, make sure you can flush. 87 00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:18,018 What we need is a bowl. 88 00:05:19,311 --> 00:05:22,481 Agrestic is that bowl. 89 00:05:22,565 --> 00:05:25,526 Now, in exchange for the right to redirect 90 00:05:25,609 --> 00:05:28,654 a small portion of our sewage through your town, 91 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:30,948 we'll retrofit your existing sewage system 92 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:34,577 with the most advanced technology available at no cost to you. 93 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:41,917 We'll also grant you unrestricted access to all our recreational facilities, 94 00:05:42,001 --> 00:05:46,755 including our non-denominational modern house of worship, 95 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:51,760 the Absolute Truth Ministry of Majestic. 96 00:05:51,844 --> 00:05:54,263 Now, I know these are tough times for Agrestic. 97 00:05:54,346 --> 00:05:59,310 Your tax base is shrinking while the cost of maintaining basic services is rising. 98 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:01,854 It doesn't have to be that way. 99 00:06:04,356 --> 00:06:06,567 We're neighbours. 100 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:12,531 And this is a hand extended over the fence. 101 00:06:14,325 --> 00:06:17,494 - Thank you, Mr. Groff. - Sullivan. Please. 102 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,996 Sullivan. 103 00:06:19,663 --> 00:06:21,999 Dumb name. 104 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:25,753 - Education? - Two and a half semesters at Berkeley. 105 00:06:25,836 --> 00:06:30,299 Graduated Berkeley with honours. 106 00:06:30,382 --> 00:06:33,719 No lying. They can check these things. 107 00:06:33,802 --> 00:06:36,013 This is Agrestic. No one's gonna check. 108 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:40,476 You're gonna look lame and stay unemployed if you don't lie cos everybody else does. 109 00:06:40,559 --> 00:06:45,439 Shane, remember that guy who came to the door last night? 110 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:47,399 - Peter's friend? - Yeah. 111 00:06:47,483 --> 00:06:50,027 You haven't seen him lurking around or anything, have you? 112 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,821 - Seen his Impala parked around? - Lurking? 113 00:06:52,905 --> 00:06:56,367 - Lurking. - No, I haven't. Why would he be lurking? 114 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,953 - Does he know you're a drug dealer? - No. I don't think so. 115 00:06:59,036 --> 00:07:02,498 I just... I hear he's a lurker. 116 00:07:02,581 --> 00:07:06,669 - Mom, can you type? - With two fingers. 117 00:07:08,254 --> 00:07:12,508 Proficient typing skills. 118 00:07:12,591 --> 00:07:14,343 Now, what kind of job do you want? 119 00:07:14,426 --> 00:07:18,639 Anything, so long as there's no folding, lifting or scooping involved. 120 00:07:18,722 --> 00:07:21,850 Then, I'll give you a graduate degree in English, 121 00:07:21,934 --> 00:07:23,727 and we'll take it from there. 122 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,187 Let's not overdo it. 123 00:07:26,397 --> 00:07:28,732 I'm just proud of you. 124 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:31,235 What for? 125 00:07:32,528 --> 00:07:33,946 Getting a real job. 126 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,036 Well, thank you, Shane. 127 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:48,085 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Come on! 128 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:49,795 Get your asses over here right now! 129 00:07:49,879 --> 00:07:53,465 Go. Move it out. Go buy wings, Rodriguez. 130 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,928 Get your cock-violated asshole up that rope, Botwin. 131 00:07:58,012 --> 00:08:01,974 So help me, if you don't, I will rip out your goddamn large intestine 132 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:04,518 and string you up by your tiny little pecker with it. 133 00:08:04,602 --> 00:08:06,812 - How fucking cool is this? - We're gonna die. 134 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:10,190 - Let's go. Move it. - Actually, you're gonna die. 135 00:08:10,274 --> 00:08:13,319 I'm gonna hide under your corpse till everybody's gone. 136 00:08:13,402 --> 00:08:17,489 I ain't gonna be nobody's dead-body blanket. We're gonna get them first. 137 00:08:17,573 --> 00:08:21,827 We don't speak the language. We know nothing about their culture. 138 00:08:21,911 --> 00:08:24,496 We'll have the newest fuck-you-up-good technology. 139 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:25,873 Insurgents are dead meat. 140 00:08:25,956 --> 00:08:27,291 We're the fucking insurgents. 141 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:30,878 Dude. We're the goddamn USA. We're the best. 142 00:08:30,961 --> 00:08:34,465 We're the coolest, richest, most righteous nation on Earth. 143 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,885 We're a debt-laden nation of religious hypocrites. 144 00:08:37,968 --> 00:08:42,014 All we do well is shop and drive gas-guzzling SUVs. 145 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:43,432 You're fucking un-American. 146 00:08:43,515 --> 00:08:48,854 Botwin! Rodriguez! Get your corn-holing, shit-stained asses over here, front and centre. 147 00:08:48,938 --> 00:08:52,066 What's with all the recurring homophobic images? 148 00:08:52,149 --> 00:08:54,443 Starting to worry about this guy. 149 00:08:54,526 --> 00:08:57,488 They're onto you, man. You're gonna get court-martialled 150 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,241 for all that Muslim-loving shit you've been spouting. 151 00:09:00,324 --> 00:09:02,451 Yeah? They're calling you over, too. 152 00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:04,537 Oh. Oh. 153 00:09:07,164 --> 00:09:09,124 I want you to return to your barracks, 154 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:12,044 change into fresh greens, and report to me in nine minutes. 155 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:15,714 - Not eight, not ten. Is that clear? - What's up? 156 00:09:15,798 --> 00:09:20,219 Botwin, you do not ever ask a commanding officer what's up. 157 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:23,472 He's not your fucking friend. He's your goddamn master, 158 00:09:23,556 --> 00:09:25,099 your motherfucking god. 159 00:09:25,182 --> 00:09:26,892 - You hear me, sperm breath? - Yeah. 160 00:09:26,976 --> 00:09:29,228 - It's, "Yes, Sergeant. " - Yes, Sergeant. 161 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:30,521 Fall out. 162 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:33,566 Move it. Pretend I'm getting ready to put my foot up your... 163 00:09:35,025 --> 00:09:37,486 Wow. Lights on the church work. 164 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:40,155 - How awesome is this? - Come on, Doug. 165 00:09:40,239 --> 00:09:41,323 It's my turn. 166 00:09:45,536 --> 00:09:48,998 So, are we prepared to commit our city to being Majestic's bowl 167 00:09:49,081 --> 00:09:51,542 because the guy next door brought over a cool model? 168 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,794 - I'm not 100% sold. - Do you understand the numbers? 169 00:09:53,878 --> 00:09:55,087 - I do. - And? 170 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:59,383 And we have to be able to renegotiate on our terms and not theirs, otherwise we... 171 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,093 What's going on? 172 00:10:02,761 --> 00:10:05,180 I thought that we dealt with this last night. 173 00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:07,683 - We did. - Uh-huh. 174 00:10:07,766 --> 00:10:11,103 - Why are you here? - Why am I here? 175 00:10:11,186 --> 00:10:13,147 - Why is he here? - Slumming. 176 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:15,107 - Yeah. - And it's a good thing, too. 177 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:18,193 No one here knows his ass from a spreadsheet in the ground. 178 00:10:18,277 --> 00:10:20,905 Or her ass, as the case may be. 179 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:24,366 Well, thanks for coming by, but we don't need you. 180 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:27,119 We agreed to hire an independent accountant 181 00:10:27,203 --> 00:10:29,747 who is gonna walk us through the entire proposal. 182 00:10:30,414 --> 00:10:32,333 It's in the minutes. 183 00:10:33,209 --> 00:10:36,587 - Right, Sarah? - The city coffers are empty, Celia. 184 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,465 Doug, what's your take on this Majestic proposal? 185 00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:43,552 Basically, Majestic's overflowing river of crap has got no place to go 186 00:10:43,636 --> 00:10:46,972 but through us like a fiscal colonic. 187 00:10:47,056 --> 00:10:48,474 We got them by the sphincter. 188 00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:54,230 - Shit highway could be our road to riches. - Our road to riches? 189 00:10:54,313 --> 00:10:58,234 You know, the last time I checked, you weren't even on the Council. 190 00:10:59,777 --> 00:11:06,075 Graduated Berkeley with honours. Associate editor, Oxford University Press. 191 00:11:06,158 --> 00:11:08,536 - What division were you in? - Sorry? 192 00:11:08,619 --> 00:11:13,457 What division? Academic books, reference, trade? 193 00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:16,460 Academic. Textbooks mostly. 194 00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:21,632 History. Lots of Civil War stuff. Reconstruction. 195 00:11:22,132 --> 00:11:23,801 And how did you like New York? 196 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:29,265 Oh, it was big, dirty. Lots of people. 197 00:11:32,101 --> 00:11:34,562 Coconut. Nice. 198 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,274 You're a very beautiful woman. 199 00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:43,571 I bet you look good rolling right out of bed in the morning, 200 00:11:43,654 --> 00:11:45,489 or in it the night before. 201 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,244 I have my moments. 202 00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:54,164 If I hire you, I'll be paying for the right to make comments like that. You OK with that? 203 00:11:54,248 --> 00:11:57,042 As long as you're OK with being shot down every time. 204 00:11:57,126 --> 00:12:00,462 I like you, Nancy Botwin. You're an operator. 205 00:12:00,546 --> 00:12:05,342 The résumé's bullshit, of course, but the mind is there. 206 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,344 Here's what I do. 207 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:09,054 I sell values-based communities, 208 00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:11,599 which means that I, and you, need to act the part. 209 00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:15,519 Crucifix pin on the lapel, a smile on the face, and a pleasant word for everyone. 210 00:12:15,603 --> 00:12:18,063 No fucking the construction crews like my former assistant 211 00:12:18,147 --> 00:12:20,107 and then broadcasting it on the Internet. 212 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:23,611 Oh, I don't do porn so much anymore. I found it very tiring. 213 00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:30,159 Now, Majestic is my ninth community and by far the most ambitious. 214 00:12:30,242 --> 00:12:33,078 A lot comes through that door every day that needs to be dealt with. 215 00:12:33,162 --> 00:12:36,540 For instance, today I need to find personalised gifts for every member 216 00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:40,085 of the Agrestic City Council, and I have no idea what they'd like. 217 00:12:40,169 --> 00:12:42,630 I can do that. I know the people on the Council. 218 00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:46,675 I figured as much, since it was Celia Hodes who recommended that I speak to you. 219 00:12:46,759 --> 00:12:50,387 - Celia? - I think this is what's referred to as kismet. 220 00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:58,604 Hey, spaceshot. 221 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,066 You just got yourself a job. 222 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:06,487 - You start Monday. - Ooh! 223 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,159 Can't believe they expect us to do this job straight. 224 00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:13,244 Qué? 225 00:13:16,789 --> 00:13:19,500 - Yeah. - Si. Muy bien. 226 00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:24,088 Mrs. Gruber? 227 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:28,509 Silas, did you know that if you drink and take Ambien, 228 00:13:28,592 --> 00:13:31,845 you can randomly black out and run your car into a boulder? 229 00:13:31,929 --> 00:13:33,722 Totalled the Volvo. 230 00:13:33,806 --> 00:13:36,058 Who's that cute Latino guy? 231 00:13:37,518 --> 00:13:38,686 Hey. 232 00:13:41,313 --> 00:13:44,066 It's so hot. 233 00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:45,234 Yeah. 234 00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:48,070 Why don't you take your shirt off? 235 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,489 I'm fine. 236 00:13:50,573 --> 00:13:52,783 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 237 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:56,787 You're young and lean, like ostrich meat. 238 00:13:56,871 --> 00:14:00,165 Erm, have you been drinking, Mrs. Gruber? 239 00:14:00,249 --> 00:14:01,500 Don't tell. 240 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:05,254 Anyway, it isn't illegal unless you're behind the wheel of a car, is it? 241 00:14:05,921 --> 00:14:07,882 I guess not. 242 00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,174 I'm wet. 243 00:14:16,891 --> 00:14:19,101 How you know how high to hang those lights? 244 00:14:19,184 --> 00:14:23,147 30 inches above the plant makes for optimum lumen output in a space this size. 245 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:27,109 - And you got to control the temperature? - Not just temperature, also humidity 246 00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:29,028 so the plant don't grow bacteria and fungus. 247 00:14:29,111 --> 00:14:33,157 And anything else you want to know, I'm a wealth of information. 248 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:37,661 You impressed, aren't you? You like, "Wow, Conrad know what he talking about. " 249 00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:40,497 Yeah, if you're dick was half as smart as your brain, 250 00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:43,959 you would've stayed far away from that girl like I told you. 251 00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:48,505 If we gonna work together, you got to get off my dick, dumb as it might be. 252 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,634 Ain't gonna happen otherwise. 253 00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:54,970 Fair enough. 254 00:14:55,054 --> 00:15:00,643 They need us, and we need them. Let's be their bowl. 255 00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:05,856 No. This is a closed session, Mr. Wilson. 256 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:07,274 Hold that thought. 257 00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:10,194 I have an announcement to make. 258 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:14,490 For personal reasons, I've decided to give up my position on the City Council. 259 00:15:14,573 --> 00:15:16,450 - In accordance with... - For fuck's sake. 260 00:15:16,534 --> 00:15:20,704 ...section 324, paragraph C, we are hereby compelled to elect 261 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:24,041 an interim council member to replace me until the next election. 262 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,168 I'm opening up the floor to nominations. 263 00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:29,213 - I nominate Doug Wilson. - I second the Doug Wilson nomination. 264 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:33,509 All those in favour of electing Doug Wilson as interim council member say aye. 265 00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:35,427 - Aye. - Oh, you guys. 266 00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:36,720 All those against? 267 00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:38,347 - Nay. - The resolution passes. 268 00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:41,559 Doug Wilson will take my seat, effective immediately. 269 00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:44,645 - No, this can't possibly be legal. - It is. 270 00:15:44,728 --> 00:15:47,606 - And what makes you so sure? - I wrote the bylaws. 271 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:51,360 So, now that that's that, I would like to open up a new order of business. 272 00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:53,529 Since there's no longer a conflict of interest, 273 00:15:53,612 --> 00:15:59,201 I would like to nominate Mitch Kamin to contract all requisite landscaping 274 00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:02,162 that will accompany shit highway. 275 00:16:02,246 --> 00:16:03,831 Yeah. 276 00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:07,585 - This is bullshit. - No, Celia, it's human shit. 277 00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,503 You got to get on the same page with us. 278 00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:11,964 I'm not gonna allow this to happen. 279 00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:16,760 You are not going to turn this into your little corrupt kingdom again. 280 00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:20,681 This time there's going to be checks and balances. 281 00:16:20,764 --> 00:16:23,142 There's going to be oversight. 282 00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:26,020 Are you hearing me? 283 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,438 I'm shaking. 284 00:16:28,981 --> 00:16:30,149 Nazdorovia! 285 00:16:30,232 --> 00:16:32,276 Oh! 286 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:36,113 - Here we go. Here we go. - Pass it down. Pass it down. 287 00:16:36,197 --> 00:16:38,240 Here's to shit! Fill them up. Let's go. 288 00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:47,082 Mommy got a job. Ice cream for everybody. 289 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,918 I'm the only one home. 290 00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:51,629 Well, then, more for us. 291 00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:55,299 What's your job? 292 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,136 I'm the new West Coast head of Random House. 293 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:02,640 Mom, that's great. I told you. Yes! 294 00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:09,104 Actually, I'm the executive assistant to the head of the Majestic project. 295 00:17:10,189 --> 00:17:12,608 By the way, darling, they do check résumés. 296 00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:15,778 So, let's thank God Mommy smells like coconut. 297 00:17:23,577 --> 00:17:25,496 - Hello. - Where the fuck's my money? 298 00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:28,332 Hold on. I'll be right back, sweetie. 299 00:17:32,127 --> 00:17:33,963 Hey, guess what. I got a job. 300 00:17:34,046 --> 00:17:38,050 Your job is being my bitch. Where the fuck is my money? 301 00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:42,096 OK, I'm having a little difficulty moving your brick at the moment. 302 00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:46,308 It's motherfucking weed. Everybody love that shit. Sell it and bring me the money. 303 00:17:46,392 --> 00:17:47,893 The DEA came to my house. 304 00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:50,437 - I can't make a move right now. - The fuck you can't. 305 00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:53,691 DEA been up my ass since I popped out of my mama's sacred place, 306 00:17:53,774 --> 00:17:56,402 and that don't stop me one bit. Fuck them. 307 00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:58,070 I don't have your confidence. 308 00:17:58,153 --> 00:17:59,947 Then find it, bitch. 309 00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:02,908 Fuck, Yevgeny. Not so hard. 310 00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:07,204 Look, I want my money. You hear me? 311 00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:11,542 Sell the weed to the fucking DEA all I care. No more excuses. 312 00:18:21,886 --> 00:18:25,347 - City and state, please. - Santa Lejos, California. 313 00:18:25,431 --> 00:18:28,809 - Listing? - Valley State campus security. 314 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:37,109 Erm... I don't mean to quibble, Mrs. Botwin. 315 00:18:37,193 --> 00:18:41,113 I don't want to invite another visit from your friends, but... 316 00:18:41,197 --> 00:18:43,365 some of these bags look a little light to me. 317 00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:47,953 Look, I assure you they're not light. It's just an airy blend. 318 00:18:48,746 --> 00:18:51,665 - Look, you want it or not. - Yeah, I'll take it. 319 00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:56,337 I don't have the money on me, so I'll be right back. 320 00:18:56,420 --> 00:19:00,841 - Why would you not bring the money? - I don't know. You make me nervous. 321 00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:03,969 I make you nervous? 322 00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:06,889 Yeah. You're scary. 323 00:19:06,972 --> 00:19:10,476 You're this scary lady drug dealer with thugs. 324 00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:12,186 That's me. 325 00:19:12,269 --> 00:19:15,814 Go get the money. Leave the bag. Go get the money. Now. 326 00:19:15,898 --> 00:19:17,483 OK, OK. I'll be right back. 327 00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:19,109 That's right. You will. 328 00:19:23,322 --> 00:19:27,076 Erm... I have to drive to where the money is. 329 00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:33,207 So, you want to come with me or wait here or what? 330 00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:37,169 I'll wait here. I'll be right over there on that bench, OK? 331 00:19:37,253 --> 00:19:39,380 - Yeah. - Make it snappy. 332 00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:03,028 This is boring. 333 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:06,073 Gets us out of that fucking obstacle course. 334 00:20:08,492 --> 00:20:10,244 All right, give me that phone. 335 00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:14,498 - They said not to fuck with it. - I'm not gonna fuck with it. I just wanna look at it. 336 00:20:15,624 --> 00:20:16,709 Come on. 337 00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:21,338 What do you think would happen if we made a call? 338 00:20:21,422 --> 00:20:24,550 We're not supposed to make calls. We're just supposed to turn it on, 339 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:28,220 stand here, and let some drone take pictures of us. 340 00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:32,558 - What are you doing? - Making a postcard. 341 00:20:34,476 --> 00:20:36,103 Hey, that's funny. 342 00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:39,565 - Give me your lighter. - What for? 343 00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:41,942 I want you to take a picture of me lighting my fart. 344 00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:44,111 OK, that's the spirit. 345 00:21:16,685 --> 00:21:17,811 Hey. 346 00:21:18,479 --> 00:21:20,773 Jesus, lady. I thought you were someone else. 347 00:21:26,278 --> 00:21:28,739 Come on. Come on! 348 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:31,534 Oh, this phone has video. We can make a movie. 349 00:21:31,617 --> 00:21:32,910 - Fuck. - What's the matter? 350 00:21:32,993 --> 00:21:35,746 - I got nothing. I'm tensing up. - Fuck. Give me that. 351 00:21:37,706 --> 00:21:39,917 Let me show you how it's done. All right? 352 00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:43,379 OK, OK, hold on. 353 00:21:43,462 --> 00:21:45,589 Now point the camera at my ass. Hurry. 354 00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:47,800 I don't wanna see your balls, man. Tuck them in. 355 00:21:47,883 --> 00:21:51,178 All right, there, there, fine. Ready? 356 00:21:51,262 --> 00:21:55,057 OK. It's coming, and it's a good one. Here it comes. 357 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:57,601 - Hey, what is that? - It's show time. 358 00:21:59,270 --> 00:22:00,354 Fuck. 359 00:22:06,861 --> 00:22:08,195 Holy shit. 360 00:22:09,905 --> 00:22:12,199 OK, something. 361 00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:15,953 Something, something. 362 00:22:17,997 --> 00:22:19,206 Evidence. 363 00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:25,504 Sorry, battle buddy. 364 00:22:36,223 --> 00:22:38,851 - Merci, merci, madame. - Please. 365 00:22:40,936 --> 00:22:43,063 Just like Paris, huh? 366 00:22:44,690 --> 00:22:47,860 - Sullivan. - I owe you a thank you. 367 00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:52,031 Your friend, Nancy, she's gonna work out. Thanks. 368 00:22:52,114 --> 00:22:55,242 Honestly, the poor thing could really use help. 369 00:22:56,368 --> 00:23:00,331 Entering the job market, you know, at her age. 370 00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:06,337 That crouton thing they do on top of the soup, not good. 371 00:23:07,171 --> 00:23:09,882 Try the croque-monsieur next time, or the quiche. 372 00:23:10,466 --> 00:23:13,302 You seem to know your way around here. 373 00:23:13,385 --> 00:23:15,179 I travel a lot. 374 00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:18,015 There's a Café Deux Mercis in just about every city. 375 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:21,977 Same menu, same framed posters, same smell. 376 00:23:24,772 --> 00:23:28,317 There's a certain comforting predictability to it. 377 00:23:30,528 --> 00:23:34,657 - You live around here? - Sort of. Yeah, yeah. 378 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:39,286 I sort of... I'm in a hotel, temporarily. 379 00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:43,290 Are you in the All Suites? That's where I am. 380 00:23:43,374 --> 00:23:47,753 No. No, I'm staying in one of the other ones. 381 00:23:51,924 --> 00:23:55,219 Listen, what do you say we dump this crap 382 00:23:55,302 --> 00:23:58,722 and go someplace where the lighting's better and there's a full bar? 383 00:23:58,806 --> 00:23:59,890 I'm buying. 384 00:24:00,849 --> 00:24:04,728 Yeah, thank you. I think maybe another time, though. 385 00:24:04,812 --> 00:24:07,815 Ah, I insist. Why eat alone? 386 00:24:08,607 --> 00:24:12,778 I actually have some place I need to be. 387 00:24:12,862 --> 00:24:14,780 Totally forgot. 388 00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:20,035 I'm sorry. I have to go now. 389 00:24:20,661 --> 00:24:23,581 Thank you, though. 390 00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:26,083 Yeah. A rain check. 391 00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:30,170 Should you reconsider. 392 00:24:31,714 --> 00:24:33,507 A bientôt, mademoiselle. 393 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:05,956 First new message. 394 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:11,629 You been dodging my calls, bitch. Did you move my brick? I want my money. 395 00:25:11,712 --> 00:25:15,633 If I don't hear from you soon, I'm gonna pay you and yours a little visit. 396 00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:20,179 I got a guy on payroll that just thinks up fucked-up shit to do to people. 397 00:25:21,513 --> 00:25:23,140 Next message. 398 00:25:25,184 --> 00:25:28,520 - You're gonna be late. - It's OK. 399 00:25:33,025 --> 00:25:37,613 You know, this community service thing is totally unsupervised. 400 00:25:38,989 --> 00:25:43,494 Every morning they tell me where to go and what to do, 401 00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:47,831 but no one even bothers to check and see if I show up or not. 402 00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:49,917 I still want you showing up. 403 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,210 The thing is, 404 00:25:52,586 --> 00:25:56,840 I can pretty much do anything I want. No one's watching me. 405 00:25:57,925 --> 00:26:00,928 - No one. - I'm watching. 406 00:26:01,011 --> 00:26:06,725 Plus, I meet lots of really cool people. People who like to have fun. 407 00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:11,397 People who would pay to have fun. 408 00:26:14,942 --> 00:26:19,154 This is a non-starter. I will never let you deal. 409 00:26:20,364 --> 00:26:21,907 You don't have a choice. 410 00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:26,078 I know you don't. 411 00:26:26,662 --> 00:26:28,372 It's too dangerous. 412 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:33,002 I don't want this for you. 413 00:26:34,253 --> 00:26:35,629 Come back here. 414 00:26:40,259 --> 00:26:42,136 We'll discuss this later. 415 00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:45,598 ♪ Hey, marijuana 416 00:26:45,681 --> 00:26:47,641 ♪ You make me wanna 417 00:26:47,725 --> 00:26:50,728 ♪ Sing really stupid fucked-up songs all the time 418 00:26:51,645 --> 00:26:53,564 ♪ Hey, marijuana 419 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,649 ♪ You make me wanna 420 00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:59,111 ♪ Sing really stupid fucked-up songs all the time 421 00:26:59,195 --> 00:27:02,948 ♪ But I don't know 422 00:27:03,032 --> 00:27:06,744 ♪ Exactly where I'm gonna go 423 00:27:07,369 --> 00:27:13,375 ♪ Just as long as I can still get out on marijuana, marijuana ♪