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<i>Previously on</i> Weeds

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I got busted.

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Head of campus security at Valley State.

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- We just got jammed.
- Here... This is yours.

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If you need protection on campus,
just ask for me.

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You still owe me 150 G's, lady.

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How am I supposed to put...
food on my table?

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You keep upping my debt.

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Get a fucking job.

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Chop that shit up, move it.

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- Can you grow here?
- Hell, yeah. It's perfect.

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Shame it's all gonna be for U-Turn.

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Silas Botwin, you're sentenced
to 6 months of community service.

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Injury such as yours may have
rendered you unfit for duty in the past,

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I'm afraid times have changed.
Welcome to the army.

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Your Battle Buddy
is like your Siamese twin.

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You gonna shit when I shit.

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Why are you doing this?

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Because I let everything
at line for you,

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and you fucked me.

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Kachichian says goodbye.

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- Peter is dead?
- Yes!

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Make the fucking bags lighter.

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Agent Fundis, DEA.
I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson.

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Sous-titres VO :
San-A / Loky

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Season 3 Episode 4

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We broke up...
me and Peter... Scottson.

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He hasn't come in to work for a few days
and we haven't heard from him.

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It's unusual.

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I don't know...

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- We broke up.
- Look, Mrs. Botwin,

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- I'm his partner.
- The one who burps?

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It's reflux.

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When did you last speak with him?

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Few days ago, he brought oranges.
Do you want them?

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- Why would I want them?
- I have no idea.

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Listen, we broke up.

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I think we established that.

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When he brought this citrus over,

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did he say anything to you?
Where he was going?

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What he might be up to?

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- Work stuff?
- No.

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He didn't talk about work much.

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I didn't even know what he did 'til...

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I tried on his jacket once by mistake.
I was cold and... I had to pee.

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About the break up, we were just...

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you know, different places,
I think we just wanted...

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different things.

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I think he was working at some...
undercover investigation on his own,

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which is stupid but,
even when he goes indie

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he calls,
to let me know everything's fine.

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He knows I worry.

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- I hope nothing is wrong.
- Well, if you hear from Peter,

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I'd like you to give me a call.

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He really liked you.

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Thanks for your time, Mrs. Botwin.

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Where is Peter?

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We broke up.

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Is that gonna be a problem?

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What makes you so sure?

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Mummy just knows.

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<i>Behold.</i>
The incorporated city of Majestic.

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A city... experiencing a rate of growth
few people could have anticipated.

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Now, we've been a noisy neighbour
and for that...

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I want to apologize.

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That sound
you heard coming from the East,

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the West,

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the North... houses

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popping up like...

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so many Californian
wild flowers, well...

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that...

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is the sound of an economic miracle.

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A month ago,

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our own city council had a session
trying to come up with a new town logo.

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Something we could put
on our signs, our brochures.

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Italy is shaped like a boot,

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Sicily, the ball
that's about to be kicked,

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Majestic is shaped like a... well...

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some people say, a horseshoe.

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Others, a smile.

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But, for some of us
who are aware of

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a particular infrastructure
problems facing Majestic,

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well, we saw a different image.

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In the midst of all our backslapping,
we forgot a fundamental principle of...

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smart growth.

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If you gonna poop,

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make sure you can flush.

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What we need, is a ball.

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Agrestic is that ball.

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Now,

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in exchange for
the right to redirect

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a small portion of our sewage
through your town,

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we'll retrofit
your existing sewage system with

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the most advanced technology available,
at no cost to you.

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We also grant you unrestricted access
to all our recreational facilities,

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including...

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our non-denominational

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modern house of worship,

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The Absolute Truth Ministry

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of Majestic.

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Now I know these are
tough times for Agrestic,

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your tax basis is shrinking

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while the cost of maintaining
basic services is rising.

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It doesn't have to be that way.

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We're neighbours.

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And this...

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is a hand

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extended over the fence.

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- Thank you Mr. Groff.
- Sullivan, please.

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Sullivan.

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Dumb name.

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Education.

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Two and a half semesters at Berkeley.

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Graduated Berkeley.

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with...

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- honors.
- No lying.

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- Thay can check these things.
- This is Agrestic.

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No one's gonna check,
and you're gonna look totally lame

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and stay unemployed if you don't lie,
'cause everybody else does.

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Remember that guy
who came to the door, last night?

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- Peter's friend?
- Yeah.

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Even seen him like
looking around or anything obvious,

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seen his Impala parked around?

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- Working?
- Looking.

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No, I haven't.
Why would he be looking?

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Does he know you're a drug dealer?

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No, I don't think so.
I just thought he is...

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- a lurker.
- Mum.

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Can you type?

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With two fingers.

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Proficient...

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typing skills.

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- Now, what kind of job do you want?
- Anything.

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So long as there's no folding,
lifting or scooping involved.

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Then I'll give you
a graduate degree in English,

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and we'll take it from there.

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Let's not overdo it.

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I'm just...

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proud of you.

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What for?

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Getting a real job.

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Well, thank you, Shane.

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Go!

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- Come on guys
- Get up!

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Move it on!
Go Botwin, Rodriguez!

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Get that cock violated asshole
up that rope Botwin!

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So help me! If you don't,

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I will rip up by
your goddamn large intestin

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and string it up by
your tiny little pecker with it!

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- How fucking cool is this!
- We both gonna die.

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Let's go! Move it!

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Actually, you're gonna die.

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I'm gonna hide under your corpse

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and pretend I'm dead
'til everybody's gone away.

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I ain't gonna be
nobody's dead body blanket.

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We're gonna get them first.

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We won't speak the language,

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we know nothing about the culture.

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But we have the news
fuck you up good technology.

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That sergeant is dead meat.

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We're the fucking insurgents.

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We're the goddamn USA,
we're the best,

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we're the coolest,

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richest, most righteous nation on Earth.

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We're a death-laden nation
of religious hypocrits.

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All we do well is...

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shop and drive gas guzzling SUVs.

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You're fucking Un-American!

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Get your corn holly shit
shit-stained asses over here*

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What's with all the...
recurring homophobic imagery?

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I'm starting to worry about this guy.

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I think they're onto you man.

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I think you gonna get court martialled

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for that muslim loving shit
you've been spotting.

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Yeah? They're calling you over too!

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I want you two, soldiers,
to return to your barracks

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changing to fresh greens and
report to my office in 9 minutes

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Not 8, not 10.

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- Is that clear?
- What's up?

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You do not ever...

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ask a commanding officer "what's up"!

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He's not your fucking friend!

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He's your goddamn master,
your motherfucking God!

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- You hear me, sperm breath?
- Yeah!

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- It's "yes sergeant"!
- Yes, sergeant!

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Fall out!

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Lights in the church roof.

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- What shame is this
- Come on, Doug.

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It's my turn.

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So... are we prepared to commit
our city to being Majestic's ball

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because a guy next door
bought up a cool model?

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I'm not 100% sold.

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Do you understand the numbers?

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- I do.
- And?

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And we have to be able to renegociate
on our terms and not theirs,

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otherwise we...

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What's going on?

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I thought that we dealt
with this last night.

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We did.

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Why are you here?

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Why am I here?

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Why is he here?

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- Slumming!
-Yeah!

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And that's a good thing too,

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'cause no one here knows his ass
from a spreadsheet on the ground.

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Or her ass, as the case may be.

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Thanks for coming by.

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But we don't need you.

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We agreed to hire
an independant accountant

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who was gonna walk us
through the entire proposal.

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It's in the minutes.

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- Right, Sarah?
- The city coffers are empty, Celia.

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Doug, what's your take
on this Majestic proposal?

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Basically,
Majestic's overflowing a river of crap.

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It's got no place to go,
but through us.

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Like a physical colonic.

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We got them by the sphincter.

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Shit highway could be
our road to riches.

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Our road to riches?

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You know, the last time I checked,

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you weren't even on the council.

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Graduated at Berkeley with honors.

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Associate editor,
Oxford University Press.

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What division were you in?

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- Sorry?
- What division?

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Academic books, reference, trade?

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Academic textbooks, mostly.

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History,

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lots of civil war stuff,

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reconstruction.

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And how did you like New York?

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Oh, it was...

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big, dirty, lots of people.

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Coconut... Nice!

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You're a very beautiful woman.

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I bet you look good, rolling
right out of bed in the morning.

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Or in it, the night before!

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I have... my moments.

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You know, if I hire you,

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I'll be paying for the right
to make comments like that.

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You okay with that?

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As long as you're okay
with being shut down every time.

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I like you, Nancy Botwin.
You're an operator.

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The resume's bullshit of course, but...

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the mind is there...

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Here is what I do,

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I sell values based communities,

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which means that I, and you,
need to act the part

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crucifix pin under the lapel,
smile on the face,

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and a pleasant word for everyone.

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No fucking the construction cruise
like my former assistant,

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then broadcast it on the internet.

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I don't do porn so much any more.
I found it very tiring.

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Now, Majestic is my night community

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and by far, the most ambitious.

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There's a lot that comes
through that door every day

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that needs to be delt with.

259
00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:32,542
For instance, today,

260
00:12:32,749 --> 00:12:34,445
I need to find
personalized gifts

261
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,242
for every member
of the Agrestic city council

262
00:12:36,371 --> 00:12:38,277
and I have no idea what they'd like.

263
00:12:38,565 --> 00:12:40,848
I can do that,
I know the people on the council.

264
00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:44,663
I figured as much since Celia Hodes
who recommended that I speak to you.

265
00:12:45,913 --> 00:12:48,170
I think this is
what's referring to as kismet.

266
00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:56,508
Psst! Hey, space shuttle!

267
00:12:58,494 --> 00:13:00,289
You've just gotten yourself a job!

268
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:03,257
You start on Monday.

269
00:13:07,406 --> 00:13:10,235
Can't believe they expect us
to do this job straight!

270
00:13:10,469 --> 00:13:11,474
<i>Que?</i>

271
00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:17,884
<i>Si, Mota! Muy bien!</i>

272
00:13:21,021 --> 00:13:23,534
- Mrs. Gruber?
- Silas!

273
00:13:24,097 --> 00:13:26,851
Did you know that if you drink
and take Ambien,

274
00:13:26,954 --> 00:13:29,980
you can randomly blackout
and run your car onto a boulder?

275
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,438
♪

276
00:13:32,117 --> 00:13:33,683
Who's that cute latino guy?

277
00:13:39,562 --> 00:13:42,118
It's so hot!

278
00:13:44,026 --> 00:13:46,112
Why don't you take your shirt off?

279
00:13:47,305 --> 00:13:48,358
I'm fine.

280
00:13:48,966 --> 00:13:51,043
You have nothing
to be ashamed of, you're...

281
00:13:51,339 --> 00:13:54,778
you're young and lean
like ostrich meat.

282
00:13:56,342 --> 00:13:58,093
Have you been drinking Mrs Gruber?

283
00:13:58,663 --> 00:13:59,672
Don't tell!

284
00:13:59,935 --> 00:14:03,455
Anyway, it isn't illegal unless
you're behind the wheel of a car, is it?

285
00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:05,616
I guess not!

286
00:14:06,273 --> 00:14:07,433
I'm wet!

287
00:14:15,011 --> 00:14:17,200
How you know
how high to hang a light?

288
00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:18,514
30 inches above the plant,

289
00:14:18,618 --> 00:14:20,929
makes the upper root on my hemp
enough space to size.

290
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,087
And you gonna control
the temperature too?

291
00:14:23,187 --> 00:14:24,425
Not just controlling temperature.

292
00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:27,433
It also controls humidity, so the plant
don't grow bacteria nor fongus.

293
00:14:27,536 --> 00:14:30,163
Anything else you wanna know?
I'm a wealthy information.

294
00:14:31,464 --> 00:14:32,791
Kinda impressed, aren't you ?

295
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,923
You're like "Wow", that Conrad,
he knows what he's talking about!

296
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,781
If your dick was half
as small as your brain...

297
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,819
you would have stayed far away
from that girl like I told you.

298
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,617
If we're gonna work together,
you gotta get off my dick,

299
00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:46,721
dumb as it might be.

300
00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:49,822
Ain't gonna happen otherwise.

301
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,633
Fair enough.

302
00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:56,381
They need us, and we need them.

303
00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:58,834
Let's be their ball!

304
00:15:00,573 --> 00:15:04,080
No! This is closed session, Mr. Wilson.

305
00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:05,876
Hold that thought!

306
00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,444
I have an annoucement to make.

307
00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:12,757
For personal reasons, I've decided to
give up my position on the city coucil,

308
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:16,044
so in accordance with
our by-law section 3-24,

309
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,813
paragraph C,
we're hereby compelled to elect

310
00:15:18,935 --> 00:15:22,045
an interim council member to replace me
until the next election.

311
00:15:22,271 --> 00:15:24,338
I'm now opening up
the floor to nominations.

312
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:25,560
I nominate Doug Wilson.

313
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,373
I second the Doug Wilson nomination.

314
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:29,334
All those in favor of the resolution

315
00:15:29,434 --> 00:15:32,038
to elect Doug Wilson
as an interim coucil member, say aye!

316
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:34,479
- Oh, you guys!
- All those against?

317
00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:38,738
The resolution passes, Doug Wilson
will take my seat on the council.

318
00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:39,879
Effective immediatly!

319
00:15:39,992 --> 00:15:42,914
- No this can't possibly be legal.
- It is!

320
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,737
- And what makes you so sure?
- I wrote the by-laws.

321
00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:47,533
So, now that that's that,

322
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:49,699
I would like to open up
a new order of business.

323
00:15:49,942 --> 00:15:53,096
Since is no longer conflict of interest,
I would like to nominate

324
00:15:53,423 --> 00:15:55,274
Mitch Kamin, to contract

325
00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:59,442
all requisite landscapping
that will accompany shit highway.

326
00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:03,517
This is bullshit.

327
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,928
No Celia, it's human shit.

328
00:16:06,186 --> 00:16:07,834
You got to get
on the same page with us.

329
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,797
I'm not gonna allow this to happen.

330
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:14,775
You are not going turn this into
your little corrupt kingdom, again.

331
00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:18,551
This time, there is going to be
checks and balances,

332
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,019
there is going to be oversight.

333
00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:23,443
Are you hearing me?

334
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,616
I'm shaking.

335
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:29,017
<i>Dastrovia.</i>

336
00:16:41,309 --> 00:16:43,064
Mummy got a job.

337
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:46,503
- Icecream for everybody.
- I'm the only one home.

338
00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:49,396
Well then... more for us!

339
00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:52,910
What's your job?

340
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:57,527
I'm the new...
Westcoast Head of Random House.

341
00:16:57,676 --> 00:17:01,041
Mom, that's great!
I told you! Yes!

342
00:17:01,717 --> 00:17:02,726
Actually,

343
00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:05,100
I'm the executive assistant

344
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,252
to the Head of the Majestic project.

345
00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:11,492
By the way, darling,
they do check resumes, so...

346
00:17:11,676 --> 00:17:13,732
let's thank God
mummy smells like coconut.

347
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,546
- Hello?
- Where the fuck is my money?

348
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,256
Hold on.
I'll be right back, sweetie.

349
00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:32,144
Hey, guess what, I got a job.

350
00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:36,218
Your job is being my bitch.
Where the fuck is my money?

351
00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:40,256
Okay, I'm having a little difficulty
moving your brick at the moment.

352
00:17:40,723 --> 00:17:43,115
It's mothercking weed.
Everybody like that shit.

353
00:17:43,302 --> 00:17:44,592
Sell it, and bring me the money.

354
00:17:44,692 --> 00:17:47,548
The DEA came to my house.
I can't make a move right now.

355
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:48,674
<i>The fuck you can't!</i>

356
00:17:48,845 --> 00:17:52,131
DEA's been up my ass since I popped out
of my mama's secret place.

357
00:17:52,231 --> 00:17:54,609
That didn't stop me one bit,
fuck them!

358
00:17:54,837 --> 00:17:56,308
I'm afraid I don't have
your confidence.

359
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,860
Then, find it, bitch!

360
00:17:58,236 --> 00:18:00,703
Fuck you, guinea, not so hard!

361
00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:04,871
Look, I want my money,
you hear me?

362
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,123
Sell the weed
to the fucking DEA all I care.

363
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:09,890
No more excuses.

364
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,573
Santa * California.

365
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,918
Valley State campus security.

366
00:18:32,217 --> 00:18:33,675
I don't mean to quibble,

367
00:18:34,311 --> 00:18:38,203
Mrs. Botwin, I don't want to invite
another visit from your friends, but...

368
00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:41,563
Some of these bags look
a little light to me.

369
00:18:42,628 --> 00:18:46,068
I assure you, they're not light,
it's just an airy plant.

370
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,302
- Look, you want it or not?
- Yeah, I'll take it.

371
00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:51,395
I don't have the money on me.

372
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,479
So, uh... I'll be right back.

373
00:18:54,661 --> 00:18:56,032
Why would you not bring the money?

374
00:18:56,497 --> 00:18:59,152
I don't know, you...
you make me nervous.

375
00:19:00,217 --> 00:19:01,675
I make you nervous?

376
00:19:03,693 --> 00:19:05,133
You're scary.

377
00:19:05,284 --> 00:19:08,592
You're the scary lady
drug dealer with thugs.

378
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:10,106
That's me.

379
00:19:10,536 --> 00:19:11,639
Go get the money.

380
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,180
Leave the bag,
go get the money, now!

381
00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:17,096
- Okay, I'll be right back.
- That's right. You will.

382
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,956
I have to drive to
where the money is, so...

383
00:19:26,647 --> 00:19:27,974
You wanna...

384
00:19:28,647 --> 00:19:31,301
come with me or
wait here or what?

385
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:33,835
I'll wait here.
I'll be right over there...

386
00:19:34,243 --> 00:19:37,096
on that bench.
Okay? Make it snappy.

387
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:01,160
This is boring.

388
00:20:01,851 --> 00:20:04,150
Get us out of
that fucking obstacle course.

389
00:20:06,711 --> 00:20:07,926
Alright, give me that phone.

390
00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,227
They said not to fuck with it.

391
00:20:10,327 --> 00:20:12,568
I'm not gonna fuck with it,
I just wanna look at it.

392
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:14,954
Come on.

393
00:20:18,132 --> 00:20:19,571
What do you think could happen
if we make a call?

394
00:20:19,684 --> 00:20:21,257
We're not supposed to make calls.

395
00:20:21,441 --> 00:20:22,869
We're just supposed to turn it on,

396
00:20:22,969 --> 00:20:25,380
stand here,
let some drone take pictures of us.

397
00:20:28,637 --> 00:20:30,376
- What are you doing?
- Making a postcard.

398
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:33,778
Hey, that's funny!

399
00:20:35,884 --> 00:20:37,360
- Give me a lighter!
- What for?

400
00:20:37,996 --> 00:20:40,123
I want you to take a picture of me
ligthing my fart.

401
00:20:40,295 --> 00:20:42,295
Okay, that's the spirit.

402
00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:18,893
Jesus, lady!
I thought you were someone else!

403
00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:26,777
Come on!

404
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,506
This phone has video,
we can make a movie.

405
00:21:29,939 --> 00:21:31,178
- Fuck!
- What's the matter?

406
00:21:31,278 --> 00:21:33,827
- I've got nothing, I'm tensing up.
- Give me that.

407
00:21:35,977 --> 00:21:37,510
Lemme show you how it's done, alright?

408
00:21:40,612 --> 00:21:41,662
Okay, hold on.

409
00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:43,303
Point the camera on my ass, hurry.

410
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,238
I don't want to see your balls man,
tuck'em in!

411
00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:48,126
Alright, there, there, fine.

412
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,585
Ready? Okay, it's coming.

413
00:21:51,697 --> 00:21:53,099
It's a good one,
here it comes!

414
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:55,641
- Man, what is it?
- It's showtime!

415
00:22:05,174 --> 00:22:06,482
Holly shit.

416
00:22:09,547 --> 00:22:10,688
Something.

417
00:22:12,557 --> 00:22:13,847
Something, something.

418
00:22:16,221 --> 00:22:17,231
Evidence.

419
00:22:21,978 --> 00:22:23,361
Sorry Battle Buddy.

420
00:22:34,537 --> 00:22:35,771
<i>Merci, merci, madame.</i>

421
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,210
Please.

422
00:22:39,303 --> 00:22:40,855
Just like Paris, huh?

423
00:22:43,004 --> 00:22:44,008
Sullivan!

424
00:22:44,387 --> 00:22:45,471
I owe you a thank you.

425
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,742
Your friend Nancy,
she's gonna work out.

426
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,893
-Thanks.
- Honestly, the poor thing...

427
00:22:52,181 --> 00:22:53,251
Really is help.

428
00:22:54,705 --> 00:22:56,238
Entering the job market,

429
00:22:57,154 --> 00:22:58,406
you know, at her age...

430
00:23:01,116 --> 00:23:03,284
That "crouton" thing
they do on top of the soup,

431
00:23:03,844 --> 00:23:04,850
not good.

432
00:23:05,508 --> 00:23:06,994
Try the "croque-monsieur" next time,

433
00:23:07,161 --> 00:23:08,164
or the "quiche".

434
00:23:08,726 --> 00:23:10,605
You seem to know
your way around here!

435
00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:12,838
I travel a lot.

436
00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:16,035
There's a "café Du Merci"
in just about every city.

437
00:23:16,297 --> 00:23:18,609
Same menu, same framed posters,

438
00:23:19,026 --> 00:23:20,372
same smell.

439
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,081
There's a certain

440
00:23:24,651 --> 00:23:26,577
conforting predictability to it.

441
00:23:28,763 --> 00:23:29,907
You live around here?

442
00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:32,482
I sort of, yeah.

443
00:23:32,613 --> 00:23:35,024
Yeah, I sort of. I'm in a hotel.

444
00:23:36,594 --> 00:23:38,893
- temporarily...
- Are you in the All Suites ?

445
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:40,753
That's where I am.

446
00:23:43,865 --> 00:23:46,220
I'm staying in
one of the other ones.

447
00:23:50,127 --> 00:23:51,435
Listen,

448
00:23:51,961 --> 00:23:53,575
what would you say
if we dump this crap

449
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,526
and go some place where the lighting
is better and there's a full bar?

450
00:23:57,081 --> 00:23:58,296
I'm buying.

451
00:24:00,409 --> 00:24:02,988
Thank you.
I think maybe another time though.

452
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,867
I insist.
Why are you alone?

453
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,134
I actually have some place
I need to be.

454
00:24:11,062 --> 00:24:12,408
I totally forgot.

455
00:24:13,137 --> 00:24:14,520
I'm sorry,

456
00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:16,632
I have to go.

457
00:24:17,529 --> 00:24:19,884
You know, thank you...

458
00:24:20,576 --> 00:24:21,579
though.

459
00:24:23,342 --> 00:24:24,520
A rain check.

460
00:24:26,776 --> 00:24:28,090
Should you reconsider.

461
00:24:30,108 --> 00:24:31,734
<i>À bientôt, mademoiselle.</i>

462
00:25:02,521 --> 00:25:04,166
<i>First new message.</i>

463
00:25:04,409 --> 00:25:06,773
<i>I know you been
dodging my calls, bitch!</i>

464
00:25:06,913 --> 00:25:09,174
<i>Did you move my brick?
I want my money.</i>

465
00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:10,633
<i>If I don't from you soon,</i>

466
00:25:10,858 --> 00:25:12,855
<i>I'm gonna pay
you and yours a little visit.</i>

467
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:17,320
<i>I got a guy on payroll that just thinks
some fucked-up shit they do to people.</i>

468
00:25:23,493 --> 00:25:24,633
You're gonna be late.

469
00:25:25,848 --> 00:25:26,857
It's okay.

470
00:25:31,251 --> 00:25:35,868
You know, this community servicing
is totally unsupervised.

471
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,316
Every morning,

472
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,606
they tell me where to go
and what to do,

473
00:25:42,653 --> 00:25:45,948
but no one even bothers
to check and see if I show up or not.

474
00:25:46,354 --> 00:25:47,775
I still wait you showing up.

475
00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:49,457
The thing is...

476
00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:52,578
I can pretty much do anything I want.

477
00:25:53,363 --> 00:25:54,952
No one is watching me.

478
00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:57,234
No one.

479
00:25:58,055 --> 00:25:59,105
I'm watching.

480
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:01,649
Plus, I meet
lots of really cool people,

481
00:26:02,392 --> 00:26:04,672
people who like to have fun,

482
00:26:07,176 --> 00:26:08,746
people who would pay to have fun.

483
00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:14,540
This is a non starter.

484
00:26:15,905 --> 00:26:17,251
I will never let you deal.

485
00:26:18,672 --> 00:26:19,775
You don't have the choice.

486
00:26:22,989 --> 00:26:24,148
I know you don't.

487
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,073
It's too dangerous.

488
00:26:29,550 --> 00:26:30,914
I don't want this for you.

489
00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:33,600
Come back here.

490
00:26:38,334 --> 00:26:39,792
We'll discuss this later.

491
00:26:41,054 --> 00:26:44,057
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00:26:44,611 --> 00:26:46,309
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00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:47,980
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00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,678
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00:26:49,679 --> 00:26:51,258
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