1 00:00:12,767 --> 00:00:15,367 Hi, Adrienne. Make-up's ready. 2 00:00:15,434 --> 00:00:16,501 Are you okay? 3 00:00:16,567 --> 00:00:17,934 Not really. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,067 Well, did you eat breakfast? 5 00:00:19,133 --> 00:00:20,167 Yes. 6 00:00:20,234 --> 00:00:22,367 Well, there's your problem right there. 7 00:00:23,534 --> 00:00:25,400 Hey, excuse me. 8 00:00:25,467 --> 00:00:27,534 I'm looking for Dennis Finch. 9 00:00:27,601 --> 00:00:29,167 Is he expecting you? 10 00:00:29,234 --> 00:00:31,367 Not really. 11 00:00:31,434 --> 00:00:34,200 We went to high school together in Albany and I'm hoping to surprise him. 12 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:36,501 You two went to school together? 13 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:38,033 What was Finch like? 14 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,734 Well, this was before his growth spurt. 15 00:00:40,801 --> 00:00:42,734 (BOTH LAUGHING) 16 00:00:43,734 --> 00:00:44,834 Barry. 17 00:00:44,901 --> 00:00:46,567 Hey, Little T. 18 00:00:46,634 --> 00:00:48,234 Little T? 19 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:51,701 Yeah. They called me Little T because I was a bad-ass like Mr. T. 20 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:54,400 Yeah, right. 21 00:00:54,467 --> 00:00:55,667 T was for T-shirt. 22 00:00:55,734 --> 00:00:57,467 He never took his off at swim practice. 23 00:00:57,534 --> 00:00:59,601 No kidding. 24 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:02,834 I'm sensitive to the sun's harmful rays. 25 00:01:02,901 --> 00:01:04,467 It was an indoor pool. 26 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,167 So, how did you find me? 27 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,934 Your dad was in the store buying groceries the other day. 28 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,267 We had a delightful conversation. 29 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:16,033 Mmm. Really? Did you recommend paper or plastic? 30 00:01:17,334 --> 00:01:19,167 Actually, I own the store. 31 00:01:19,234 --> 00:01:21,534 Stores, really. There are six of them. 32 00:01:21,601 --> 00:01:24,801 I'm on a fact-finding mission to open one here in Manhattan. 33 00:01:24,868 --> 00:01:26,300 Mmm. Great. 34 00:01:26,367 --> 00:01:28,767 Just what Fifth Avenue needs, another Fat Boy market. 35 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:30,367 (CHUCKLES) 36 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:31,767 We're not Fat Boy anymore. 37 00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:33,901 Now we're Hudson Valley Ranch. 38 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:37,601 The most successful high-end grocer in the state. 39 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:40,033 According to High-End Grocer Magazine. 40 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,734 I've been in your store. I love your nut bins. 41 00:01:43,801 --> 00:01:45,767 Everybody says that. 42 00:01:45,834 --> 00:01:49,200 So, Dennis, what do they have you doing around here? 43 00:01:49,267 --> 00:01:52,000 Umm, chief of staff. 44 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,801 Kind of an upper management strategy-planner. 45 00:01:54,868 --> 00:01:58,000 Dennis, get me a donut. 46 00:01:58,067 --> 00:02:01,701 Oh, and Dennis, make sure they don't rip me off with a big hole. 47 00:02:01,767 --> 00:02:03,334 I'm not paying for air. 48 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,567 Did you get all that, Miss Dennis? 49 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:13,467 Yes, Mr. Finch. 50 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,834 It gets a little confusing around here. Thanks for dropping by, Barry. 51 00:02:16,901 --> 00:02:20,501 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why don't you give me a little tour of your empire? 52 00:02:20,567 --> 00:02:23,434 I've got about an hour to kill before my meeting at the bank. 53 00:02:23,501 --> 00:02:25,434 I'm running out of places to keep all my money. 54 00:02:25,501 --> 00:02:27,334 (LAUGHS) 55 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,701 Just kidding. But, I do have a lot of it. 56 00:02:32,267 --> 00:02:35,767 Well, I'd love to show you around, it's just real busy. 57 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:37,834 Talk about busy, I just bought a boat. 58 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,467 Really? 59 00:02:40,534 --> 00:02:42,234 Yeah, speaking of boats, remember that house you grew up in? 60 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,234 Well, it fit in my game room. 61 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,300 So, how about a tour, huh? 62 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,033 Okay. Well, that's the kitchenette. 63 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,667 Yeah, speaking of kitchenettes, I'm a silent partner in a strip club. 64 00:02:50,734 --> 00:02:51,834 Okay. 65 00:02:54,801 --> 00:02:56,400 Jack! 66 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:58,334 Jack, I got your painting. Fantastic. 67 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,834 Now, this artist is red hot. 68 00:03:00,901 --> 00:03:05,267 As a favor, the gallery owner turned down six other bids just to sell it to me. 69 00:03:05,334 --> 00:03:08,334 Other people want it? It must be good. 70 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,234 No, no, no, no, no. You stay out here until I set it up. 71 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,133 What's he got? 72 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:18,501 Business Week is doing a spread on executives and the art in their offices. 73 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:20,534 What's wrong with the painting you have now? 74 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:24,200 Maya, you don't understand. This is a huge honor. 75 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:27,234 I need a painting that's important and impressive. 76 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:30,767 Something that says Jack Gallo is not only a publisher, 77 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:33,901 but a man of great taste and sophistication. 78 00:03:33,968 --> 00:03:35,834 Jack, it's ready. 79 00:03:35,901 --> 00:03:37,601 Oh, I hope it's got a horse. 80 00:03:40,434 --> 00:03:44,200 Look at the brushwork. How the background seems to explode with... 81 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,501 It's a woman crying. 82 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:47,200 That's right. It's called Crying Woman. 83 00:03:47,267 --> 00:03:48,267 It's the seminal work of... 84 00:03:48,334 --> 00:03:50,400 I don't want some broad crying in here. 85 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:52,667 Every executive in the country's gonna see this article. 86 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:54,367 What are they gonna think? 87 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,334 That you have exquisite taste. 88 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,267 No, that I make women cry. 89 00:03:59,334 --> 00:04:02,701 Frankly, that's something I'd rather gloss over. 90 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:04,200 Okay, what else you got? 91 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:05,968 What else have I got? 92 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:07,200 Uh-huh. 93 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:10,033 You know what? Forget it. Forget it. 94 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:12,868 Why don't you get the one with the dogs playing baseball? 95 00:04:12,934 --> 00:04:16,767 It's poker, idiot. Dogs don't play baseball. 96 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,000 So, that's the tour. 97 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:23,801 We don't have a frozen food section, 98 00:04:23,868 --> 00:04:26,033 but people do seem to enjoy the supermodels. 99 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:30,167 She's got a great look, very hip, very now. 100 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:33,067 Let's get her in here for a meeting. 101 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:36,067 It's Marlene Dietrich. She's dead, Einstein. 102 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:41,000 Let me know if anything changes. 103 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:43,534 Hey, you know, if my employees talked to me like that, 104 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:45,834 they'd be shipped back to their homeland chop-chop. 105 00:04:45,901 --> 00:04:48,100 Comprende? 106 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:51,968 So, Dennis, how would you like to go to dinner tonight with me and my fiance? 107 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,968 You're engaged? 108 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,701 Yeah, to someone you know. 109 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:59,801 In fact, I think you had a crush on her. 110 00:04:59,868 --> 00:05:01,601 You're engaged to Bonnie Lauer? 111 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,901 "Battleship" Bonnie? 112 00:05:03,968 --> 00:05:06,801 The tuba player? You had a crush on her? 113 00:05:06,868 --> 00:05:10,734 What? No. I was just screwin' with ya. 114 00:05:10,801 --> 00:05:13,133 Ah, who is it for real? 115 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,501 Cheryl Norris. 116 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:17,567 The homecoming queen? 117 00:05:17,634 --> 00:05:20,934 Oh, yeah, that's right, she was. 118 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,267 Anyway, bring a date if you like. 119 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:27,667 Maybe call Bonnie. I hear she's a catalog model for Three Times a Lady. 120 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:29,067 (CHUCKLES) 121 00:05:45,501 --> 00:05:49,267 Come on. Rhonda, it's not like it's gonna be a real date. 122 00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:50,868 But you'd still be there. 123 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:53,501 Yes. 124 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:55,567 See, that's the part I can't get past. 125 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:01,234 Okay, Adrienne... 126 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,467 You're waiting for your boyfriend to come into the bedroom. 127 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:06,367 And you throw him that sexy look that always turns him on. 128 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,234 (SHUTTER CLICKS) 129 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,601 (WAILS) 130 00:06:11,734 --> 00:06:13,934 What kind of sick crap is she into? 131 00:06:16,234 --> 00:06:19,167 I'm sorry. I can't do this today. 132 00:06:19,234 --> 00:06:21,434 I can't it take any more. 133 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:24,734 You know, who can blame her? 134 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,534 It is tough sitting on a bed. 135 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:30,801 She's had a rough time. You know, last week, 136 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,400 she lost the Estee Lauder account to a 19 year old. 137 00:06:33,467 --> 00:06:35,968 And yesterday she got dumped by some hockey player. 138 00:06:36,033 --> 00:06:37,901 What hockey player? 139 00:06:37,968 --> 00:06:40,701 He's got a nickname. Something fierce... "The Concierge." 140 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,734 No, that doesn't seem right. 141 00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:44,634 "The Kamikaze," Brian MacDonald? 142 00:06:44,701 --> 00:06:46,434 NINA: That's it! MacDonald's the toughest guy in the league. 143 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:49,701 Remember, Finch? One night we saw him cold-cock a guy with a stick. 144 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:51,801 Well, don't you expect that at a hockey game? 145 00:06:51,868 --> 00:06:54,300 Not when you're Nathan Lane singing O Canada. 146 00:06:56,334 --> 00:06:58,667 Well, I know just how Adrienne feels. 147 00:06:58,734 --> 00:07:00,634 She's never been more vulnerable. 148 00:07:00,701 --> 00:07:02,601 What she needs now is a confidante. 149 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:06,400 A friend. A safe harbor where she can mend her broken heart. 150 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:07,501 You want me to fire her? 151 00:07:07,567 --> 00:07:08,767 No, I'll make the call. 152 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:25,200 NINA: She's never been more vulnerable. 153 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:33,267 Tough day? 154 00:07:33,334 --> 00:07:35,133 Yeah. 155 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,000 Well, on behalf of the membership committee, welcome to the club. 156 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:39,234 What club is that? 157 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,801 (SIGHS) The Club of Broken Hearts. 158 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:45,033 Oh, you too? 159 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,200 Yeah. 160 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,767 Can I ask you a question? 161 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:49,968 Anything. 162 00:07:50,033 --> 00:07:51,100 Who are you? 163 00:07:53,067 --> 00:07:55,801 Dennis Finch. I'm here to listen. 164 00:07:55,868 --> 00:07:58,634 Oh, well, there's nothing to say, really. 165 00:07:58,701 --> 00:07:59,968 Well, okay. 166 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:01,534 It was the night of the all-star game 167 00:08:01,601 --> 00:08:04,634 and Brian wanted me in the stands, but, 168 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:08,567 you know, I got a call about a big shoot down in St. Thomas and I... 169 00:08:08,634 --> 00:08:10,834 And it's your job. You have to go. 170 00:08:10,901 --> 00:08:15,133 Yes. Yes, I tried to explain that to Brian, but he just got furious. 171 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,801 I mean, he doesn't understand that... 172 00:08:16,868 --> 00:08:21,367 Being a model means being on-call 24 hours a day. 173 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,534 I mean, when you think about it, we're really like doctors. 174 00:08:26,267 --> 00:08:27,367 Or firemen. 175 00:08:28,701 --> 00:08:29,801 More doctors. 176 00:08:31,567 --> 00:08:33,534 I mean, if I hadn't gone to St. Thomas, 177 00:08:33,601 --> 00:08:37,701 you know they would've just replaced me with some 19 year old. 178 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:41,334 Nineteen. I swear that number's evil. 179 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,534 You know, Brian's number was 19. 180 00:08:43,601 --> 00:08:45,734 Oh. That is so wrong. 181 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:48,267 You know what? 182 00:08:48,334 --> 00:08:50,067 We should take a walk in the park. 183 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:53,000 I find that's the best way to work through what's bothering you. 184 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:54,200 Oh, you'll just be bored. 185 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,701 No. I like to listen. 186 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:56,968 Really? Yeah. 187 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:58,601 I'm a listener. 188 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:00,300 I think that's why I have so many women friends. 189 00:09:00,367 --> 00:09:03,133 I'm sensitive to their wants and needs. 190 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,701 Finch, could you give me a hand? 191 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,167 Yeah, bend at the knees. 192 00:09:17,701 --> 00:09:20,267 I'm telling you, every guy in the park was checking you out. 193 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:21,734 You think so? 194 00:09:21,801 --> 00:09:24,133 Hey, they weren't looking at me. 195 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,367 Except for that one guy hanging out by the men's room. 196 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:30,100 Anyway, thanks for everything. I'll see you tonight. 197 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:32,300 Okay. Till then, be good to yourself. 198 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:39,334 Finch, you don't really think you have a chance with this woman, do you? 199 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,167 Of course not. 200 00:09:41,234 --> 00:09:42,567 We're practically different species. 201 00:09:42,634 --> 00:09:44,367 I'm not even sure we could mate. 202 00:09:47,334 --> 00:09:49,834 This is about your friend, Barry, isn't it? 203 00:09:49,901 --> 00:09:53,033 Yes. Tonight, when he sees me with Adrienne, 204 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,167 it'll be a swift kick in his nut bins. 205 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:06,767 JACK: Now here's a painting worthy of Business Week. 206 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,834 It's called Self Reliance. 207 00:10:12,634 --> 00:10:14,000 What do you think? 208 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,934 Well, it's a little abstract. 209 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,400 Yeah, well, if you look at it closely, 210 00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:22,234 you can make out a guy fishing. 211 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:26,767 Why is he fishing? Because he's self-reliant just like I am. 212 00:10:27,901 --> 00:10:29,567 Can someone hang this up for me? 213 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,868 A guy fishing? 214 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,934 I can kinda see it. There's his shoulder and there's his arm... 215 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:40,100 But what's he holding? 216 00:10:41,968 --> 00:10:43,634 Too short to be a fishing pole. 217 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:46,667 (GROANING) Oh, my God! 218 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,300 I was gonna say he's too happy to be fishing. 219 00:10:52,901 --> 00:10:54,901 Well, at least he's being self reliant. 220 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:57,834 Somebody's got to tell my dad. 221 00:10:57,901 --> 00:10:59,000 Elliott, you do it. 222 00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:00,501 So what? Everybody does it. 223 00:11:05,701 --> 00:11:07,667 Oh... I'll tell Jack, I'll tell Jack. 224 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,367 So... 225 00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:14,167 Kinda grows on you, doesn't it? 226 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,434 BOTH: Uh... 227 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,100 What's with them? 228 00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:24,601 Jack, you can't be photographed in front of this painting. 229 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:25,701 I can't? 230 00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,934 No. Look at it. 231 00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:34,334 Oh, I see now. 232 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,801 Thank God. 233 00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:37,767 I mean, it took me a few minutes, too. 234 00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:40,667 You're jealous because my fisherman is better than that 235 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,334 sob-sister you brought in here. 236 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,267 Look, this isn't about that, Jack. 237 00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:48,000 No, it's about you and your need for vindication. 238 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:51,367 How sad that you can't admit that you bought an ugly painting. 239 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:52,834 Jack, just listen to me. 240 00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:55,901 No. I'm gonna get my picture taken in front of this, 241 00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:58,701 and you know what people are gonna say when they see it? 242 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,234 Get a load of Jack Gallo? 243 00:12:04,801 --> 00:12:05,934 That's right. 244 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,467 (DOORBELL RINGS) 245 00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:14,901 It's open. 246 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,834 Oh, my God. You actually gave me your real address. 247 00:12:24,901 --> 00:12:27,200 Okay, Barry's gonna be here any minute, so... 248 00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:30,701 Are you crying? 249 00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,968 Here, don't want you looking like a raccoon. 250 00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:38,534 I was watching the E! Channel, and there was Brian 251 00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:41,467 coming out of Planet Hollywood with 252 00:12:41,534 --> 00:12:43,801 Claire Danes. 253 00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:47,133 Oh, please, she can't hold a candle to you. 254 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,567 Walk it off, kid. 255 00:12:49,634 --> 00:12:53,734 She's young and pretty and I'm an old sack of potatoes. 256 00:12:53,801 --> 00:12:55,567 No, you're not. I'm potatoes! 257 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:00,133 Big, dumb, fat ones, from Idaho! 258 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,200 Okay. 259 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:07,200 Adrienne, listen to me. 260 00:13:07,267 --> 00:13:11,100 You're a beautiful, sexy, intelligent woman. 261 00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:13,667 Do you really think so? 262 00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:15,400 Of course I think so. 263 00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:19,367 Oh, Dennis, you make me feel like I could do anything. 264 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,501 All I care about is how you feel. 265 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:23,567 (DOORBELL RINGS) 266 00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:25,234 Company's here. Big smile! 267 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,868 I'm sorry. I can't go out tonight. 268 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,067 What? But my friends want to meet you. 269 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:32,968 Why, so they can judge me? 270 00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:34,567 Yes. 271 00:13:34,634 --> 00:13:37,467 I mean, just a quick peek. 272 00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,300 Just stand in the corner. Chest out. 273 00:13:41,501 --> 00:13:45,234 Can't you just explain it to them? I just want to take a bath. 274 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,968 (DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING) 275 00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,834 No. 276 00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:51,133 You really shouldn't be alone right now. 277 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,467 There you go. You're right. 278 00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:54,100 Let's take a bath together? 279 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:06,934 Dennis, you remember... 280 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,267 Change of plans! 281 00:14:24,934 --> 00:14:26,300 Good morning. 282 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,534 (WHOOPS) 283 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,334 All right. Looking good. 284 00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:33,701 (HUMMING) 285 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:39,067 Why the long face? 286 00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:41,701 I had a great night. 287 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,767 Showing off for Barry made you feel this good? 288 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:47,534 Barry? Umm... I wonder what happened to him. 289 00:14:47,601 --> 00:14:50,834 Wait a minute, I remember this look on your face two years ago. 290 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,434 You had sex, didn't you? 291 00:14:54,501 --> 00:14:56,234 You had sex with Adrienne? 292 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,133 Please, stop being so crude. 293 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,334 Made love. 294 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,334 Four times. 295 00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:05,067 That's impossible. 296 00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,834 Not if you stop for Gatorade. 297 00:15:07,901 --> 00:15:10,801 No offense, but why would she sleep with a little rat like you? 298 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,133 Hmm, none taken. 299 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:13,901 God. 300 00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:15,400 God? 301 00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:18,033 He's finally making up for all the injustices. 302 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,400 Having to sit on a phone book to take my driver's test. 303 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,000 Not shaving till I was 28. 304 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,234 Everything. 305 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,133 All canceled out in one night. 306 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,000 That's his deal and I'll take it. 307 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:33,634 I think it's pathetic, guys bragging about sleeping with models. 308 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,701 You don't hear me bragging and I've slept with hundreds. 309 00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:43,000 How do I look? 310 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,634 Great. Why? 311 00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:47,334 The photographer's here to take my picture with that painting. 312 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,100 By the way, I'm bidding on another painting from the same artist. 313 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,367 It's called, Taking Care of Business. 314 00:15:54,701 --> 00:15:56,234 The guy's a pole vaulter. 315 00:15:58,534 --> 00:16:00,067 Elliott, I thought you talked to him. 316 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,167 I tried, but he just insulted me. 317 00:16:02,234 --> 00:16:04,100 So you're just gonna let him become a national joke? 318 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,434 Yeah, that was the idea, yes. 319 00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:07,801 Then it's settled. 320 00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:12,467 Elliott, get in there. 321 00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:13,901 Why don't you go talk to him? 322 00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:16,334 Because I've never talked to my father about sex. 323 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,334 The closest I've come is when he had to explain to me 324 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:21,767 why one of the Rockettes was hiding in the closet. 325 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:25,634 Mr. Gallo, are you sure this is the painting you want to be seen with? 326 00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:27,167 You bet. 327 00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:29,801 Oh, God. Jack, could I talk to you for a second out here? 328 00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:33,868 Elliott, this is Norman and Janice from Business Week. 329 00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:38,133 Hi. Jack, it's about your fisherman. 330 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,834 Yeah, look at him. 331 00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:41,300 Clutching his rod. 332 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:47,000 Struggling with that bad boy. 333 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,334 Norman, you may want to get some of this down. 334 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,567 You know, ever since I was a kid, 335 00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:54,100 that's all I ever thought about. 336 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,334 ELLIOTT: Yeah, about that, Jack... 337 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,968 Of course, once you're married, 338 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,467 you're lucky if you can sneak off a couple of times a year 339 00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:01,601 without the wife making you feel guilty. 340 00:17:07,467 --> 00:17:08,501 What? 341 00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,434 That's crazy. 342 00:17:17,801 --> 00:17:19,734 Jack, are you okay? 343 00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:22,234 You hold her. I'll grab the camera. 344 00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:31,133 Hey, man, what happened last night? 345 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,534 Oh, sorry. 346 00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:34,701 My girlfriend really needed some private time. 347 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:37,868 (SCOFFS) Girlfriend. What happened? Did she spring a leak? 348 00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:45,467 Well, why don't you ask her? She's right behind you. 349 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,067 Hi, Barry. 350 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,534 Sorry about last night. 351 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,367 We just felt like being alone. 352 00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,701 Son of a bitch. 353 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,834 I'm taking my fiance to a plastic surgeon. 354 00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:00,434 I'll see you in a year. 355 00:18:01,801 --> 00:18:02,901 (BEEPING) 356 00:18:02,968 --> 00:18:04,000 Ooh, my beeper. 357 00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:06,200 Here, use my phone. 358 00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,868 There's a headset in here if you want to look cool. 359 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,634 I see it, but I don't believe it. 360 00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:16,934 That makes two of us. 361 00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:20,534 Now, that makes perfect sense to me. 362 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,901 Let me tell you a story. 363 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,033 (WHISTLES) 364 00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,934 My career was at an all-time low. 365 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,501 My boyfriend had dumped me. My self-confidence was destroyed. 366 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,567 I was weeping on a subway platform at 3 a.m. 367 00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:36,000 when the token guy came out of his booth and comforted me. 368 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:38,167 Soon, we were living together. 369 00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:42,300 Every day he brought me flowers and told me how beautiful I was. 370 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:44,133 So why aren't you still with him? 371 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,601 Oh, once he built up my confidence, 372 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,100 I felt strong enough to walk out on him forever. 373 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,234 ADRIENNE: Great news, Dennis. 374 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,901 I just got a big swimsuit job for tomorrow. 375 00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:54,567 Oh, that's great. 376 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,701 Yeah, but you know what, it's a really early call tomorrow morning 377 00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,901 so I should probably cancel our plans for tonight. 378 00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:01,267 Oh. Really? Okay. 379 00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:02,801 Yeah, you know what? 380 00:19:02,868 --> 00:19:04,501 I have to thank you for helping me get through yesterday 381 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:08,367 because you really helped me get my confidence back. 382 00:19:08,434 --> 00:19:10,734 NINA: Built up my confidence until I felt strong enough 383 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,801 to walk out on him forever. 384 00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:14,667 Forever... 385 00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:21,901 So you got a swimsuit job, huh? 386 00:19:21,968 --> 00:19:23,634 Yeah. 387 00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:26,267 They're gonna be shooting you from the front, right? 388 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,534 Why? 389 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,834 You think my butt is big? 390 00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:31,968 I don't. 391 00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:36,000 I just wish those fashion industry people could get past their hang-ups. 392 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,067 So, they think my butt is big? 393 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,033 Who cares? They're morons. 394 00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,000 Oh, forget it. 395 00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,100 I'm just gonna cancel it. 396 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:46,200 Let's just stay home again. 397 00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:48,367 Whatever you want, my chunky monkey. 398 00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,467 Here's your sea breeze, big D. 399 00:19:57,934 --> 00:19:59,367 Big D? 400 00:19:59,434 --> 00:20:00,734 Isn't that what I'm supposed to call you? 401 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:02,701 Oh, yeah. That's right. 402 00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:04,100 You wanna take a bath? 403 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,934 Just let me finish the Jumble, baby. 404 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,701 It's because you can't stand looking at my hideous naked body, isn't it? 405 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:14,767 Of course not. I'm the one who likes it, remember? 406 00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:17,300 I'll go run the water. 407 00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:19,767 I don't know. 408 00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:22,133 I'll put on your Titanic soundtrack. 409 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,167 Now you're playing dirty. 410 00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:26,000 Okay, I'll be right in. 411 00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:29,801 (DOORBELL RINGS) 412 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,934 Hi. Delivery for Adrienne Barker. 413 00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:40,167 I'll take it. 414 00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:43,067 Oh, boy, you know, we flipped a coin back down at the florist and I won, 415 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:45,300 so I was thinking maybe I could meet her. 416 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,434 DENNIS: Adrienne, darling, I've been a fool. 417 00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:06,467 Being away from you has only made me realize how beautiful you are 418 00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,534 and how much I love you. 419 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,434 Nothing means as much to me as you. 420 00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:13,334 Not even my hat-trick against the Maple Leafs. 421 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,701 My only prayer is that someone hasn't scooped you up. 422 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,367 I love you. Brian. 423 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,400 Big D, the bath's... 424 00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:24,634 What's that? 425 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,067 I bought you flowers. 426 00:21:26,934 --> 00:21:28,634 Tulips. My favorite. 427 00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:30,334 How did you know? 428 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,100 Oh, you have so many wooden clogs. It stood to reason. 429 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,200 Oh, let me see what you wrote. 430 00:21:34,267 --> 00:21:36,000 No. 431 00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:37,901 No. To hell with it. 432 00:21:37,968 --> 00:21:39,567 I should speak from my heart. 433 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:45,501 Adrienne, I don't know what freak of nature has brought us together 434 00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,033 for the last few days, but... 435 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,667 Oh, believe me. I know how lucky I am. 436 00:21:51,634 --> 00:21:53,033 Dennis, I love you. 437 00:21:55,701 --> 00:21:57,234 You do? Yes. 438 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,534 Marry me. What? 439 00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:04,200 Marry me. 440 00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:06,234 Really? Marry me. 441 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:07,634 Doesn't that glass hurt? 442 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:08,934 Yeah, deep cuts. 443 00:22:10,868 --> 00:22:13,968 Marry me. Let's grow old together. 444 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,868 But, Dennis, this is all happening so fast. I don't know what to say. 445 00:22:16,934 --> 00:22:19,200 Say yes. Make me the happiest guy in the world. 446 00:22:23,434 --> 00:22:24,701 Yes. I'll marry you. 447 00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:27,000 (LAUGHING) Wait. 448 00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:41,934 * Life keeps bringing me back to you 449 00:22:42,734 --> 00:22:46,400 * Keeps bringing me home 450 00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:49,634 * It don't matter what I wanna do 451 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:54,667 * 'Cause it's got a mind of its own 452 00:22:56,334 --> 00:23:00,601 * Life keeps bringing me back to you *