1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,501 When did you start cooking, Terri? 2 00:00:06,501 --> 00:00:08,467 Oh, it's just hamburger casserole. 3 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,601 Look out for bones. 4 00:00:14,467 --> 00:00:16,467 I'm sorry. I, um... 5 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:18,234 (laughing) 6 00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:20,000 I can't hold it in any longer. 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,167 Um... 8 00:00:21,167 --> 00:00:24,434 Mom, Dad. 9 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:27,968 - Terri's pregnant. - What? 10 00:00:27,968 --> 00:00:29,534 It's a boy. 11 00:00:29,534 --> 00:00:30,567 Oh! 12 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:31,667 Our first grandbaby! 13 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:33,033 (giddy laugh) 14 00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:35,467 Oh, that's fantastic. 15 00:00:35,467 --> 00:00:36,901 - Thank you, yeah. Sweetheart. - Honey? 16 00:00:36,901 --> 00:00:39,467 - Yeah? - I thought we weren't going to tell anybody yet. 17 00:00:39,467 --> 00:00:41,968 Oh, your secret is safe with me. I spent six months 18 00:00:41,968 --> 00:00:43,634 in the Hanoi Hilton, never said a word. 19 00:00:43,634 --> 00:00:45,067 - Am I right, doodle? - That's right, honey. 20 00:00:45,067 --> 00:00:47,133 - (chuckling) - Oh. 21 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:49,133 Yeah, we're going to turn the craft room into the nursery. 22 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:51,200 (gasps) Show me! 23 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,667 Okay. 24 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:55,934 (chuckling) 25 00:00:59,067 --> 00:01:01,100 I'm really happy for you, son. 26 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:04,133 Tell you the truth, I'm terrified. 27 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,934 I don't know how to do this. 28 00:01:05,934 --> 00:01:07,133 No one does. 29 00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:08,968 Look at me. I was a mess. 30 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:12,167 I worked all the time, travelling. 31 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:13,267 I was too strict. 32 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:14,634 Okay, you're not instilling me 33 00:01:14,634 --> 00:01:17,100 With a great deal of confidence here, Dad. 34 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,567 (sighs) 35 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:22,334 I mean, I'm already up all night thinking about this. 36 00:01:22,334 --> 00:01:26,300 That's my fault -- the confidence thing. 37 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:28,767 Boys learn that from their fathers. 38 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:33,934 I started at Zuckerman and Zuckerman in college. 39 00:01:33,934 --> 00:01:36,300 I needed some extra cash. 40 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:37,334 I was saving up... 41 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:41,067 ...for law school. 42 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,400 But I never went. 43 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,934 I never even applied. 44 00:01:45,934 --> 00:01:47,334 Didn't have the balls. 45 00:01:47,334 --> 00:01:49,033 So, I settled for insurance. 46 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:51,000 I mean, who was I to become a lawyer? 47 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,367 You would have been a great one. 48 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:54,667 You're the smartest guy I know. 49 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,801 It's not about brains, son. 50 00:01:59,334 --> 00:02:02,801 Being a good father -- hell, being a man -- 51 00:02:02,801 --> 00:02:04,601 Is all about one thing: 52 00:02:04,601 --> 00:02:06,033 Guts. 53 00:02:06,033 --> 00:02:10,534 And you've got about six months to figure out if you have any. 54 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,667 Will: Five, six, 55 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:18,067 Seven, eight. Step and step. 56 00:02:18,067 --> 00:02:20,133 Step and step. 57 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:23,367 And turn it around. 58 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:24,501 Down and up. 59 00:02:24,501 --> 00:02:27,300 And hit, hit... down... hit... 60 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:29,400 Can we stop, please? 61 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,400 You don't have to ask me every time for permission to go 62 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,968 To the bathroom, Rachel. You can just go. 63 00:02:32,968 --> 00:02:33,968 It's not my bladder. 64 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:36,300 It's the choreography. 65 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:38,501 Okay, what's wrong with the choreography? 66 00:02:38,501 --> 00:02:40,734 - It sucks. - It's completely unoriginal. 67 00:02:40,734 --> 00:02:43,167 Are you guys going to get shunned for talking to me? 68 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:46,200 Sweetie, we're a team now. 69 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,067 But you've got to do something about Mr. Shue's dance routines. 70 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:51,734 We can't compete with Vocal Adrenaline with these steps. 71 00:02:51,734 --> 00:02:54,234 You're a great vocal coach, Mr. Shue, 72 00:02:54,234 --> 00:02:57,667 But you're not a... a trained choreographer. 73 00:02:57,667 --> 00:03:00,901 That's what we need to be the best. 74 00:03:00,901 --> 00:03:02,868 We need Dakota Stanley. 75 00:03:02,868 --> 00:03:05,834 He's the best show choir choreographer in the Midwest. 76 00:03:05,834 --> 00:03:07,234 He works with Vocal Adrenaline. 77 00:03:07,234 --> 00:03:08,734 You can't take regionals without him. 78 00:03:08,734 --> 00:03:10,467 He was the understudy to the Candelabra 79 00:03:10,467 --> 00:03:13,100 in Beauty and the Beast on Broadway. 80 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:16,868 Just because he understudied doesn't mean he ever performed. 81 00:03:16,868 --> 00:03:18,167 Did you ever perform, Mr. Schuester? 82 00:03:19,868 --> 00:03:22,234 After high school. Did you even try? 83 00:03:23,734 --> 00:03:26,868 Will: I wanted to. That was my dream, you know? 84 00:03:26,868 --> 00:03:28,167 I-I just never had... 85 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:30,100 The guts? 86 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,400 They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. 87 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,067 I mean, look at, um... 88 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:35,267 Look at John Stamos. 89 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,767 I don't know. 90 00:03:38,767 --> 00:03:41,400 I guess I'm also just nervous about being a dad. 91 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,701 You know, I want my kid to be proud of me. 92 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,567 I want to set a good example, you know? 93 00:03:47,901 --> 00:03:50,400 I...I hope it's cool -- me unloading on you like this. 94 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,734 I don't want there to be any awkwardness. 95 00:03:51,734 --> 00:03:53,667 Oh, no. No, none at all. 96 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,267 I mean, you know, especially since 97 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:57,167 We're, um, we're both in relationships now. 98 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:59,267 - It's both of us. - Right. 99 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:00,767 I'm in a relationship. You're in a relationship. 100 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:02,734 Exactly, yeah. 101 00:04:04,267 --> 00:04:05,801 How's it going with Ken? 102 00:04:05,801 --> 00:04:07,133 Great. It's great. It's wonderful. 103 00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:08,667 I mean, you know, he's - he's flawed, 104 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:11,367 But he - he knows who he is, and that's - that's great 105 00:04:11,367 --> 00:04:12,767 And there really is 106 00:04:12,767 --> 00:04:15,634 Nothing sexier in a man than confidence, you know? 107 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,667 (wry laugh) 108 00:04:20,667 --> 00:04:22,334 Captioning sponsored by 20th Century Fox 109 00:04:24,868 --> 00:04:26,434 Will: Sandy! 110 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,567 I thought you weren't allowed on campus. 111 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:32,300 No, William. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of children. 112 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,467 Besides, Henri and I go way back. 113 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:37,634 I got him a job before we even had a shop class. 114 00:04:37,634 --> 00:04:41,033 I told Figgins that you are going to have a school 115 00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:43,334 Full of nancies unless you get some hot wood 116 00:04:43,334 --> 00:04:44,801 In those teenagers' hands. 117 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:46,234 Here comes Henri. 118 00:04:46,234 --> 00:04:47,968 Ah, shoot. 119 00:04:47,968 --> 00:04:49,968 Terri was supposed to bring a cake. 120 00:04:54,267 --> 00:04:55,968 I'm back. 121 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:00,167 Will: Henri had a little problem 122 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:02,167 with over-the-counter cough medicine. 123 00:05:02,167 --> 00:05:03,701 (whirr, crack) 124 00:05:03,701 --> 00:05:06,300 He ended up cutting off his thumbs. 125 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,100 it was a real tragedy. 126 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:12,033 I'll never hitchhike across Europe. 127 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:13,234 That was a dream, man. 128 00:05:16,701 --> 00:05:18,167 Where's Terri? 129 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:19,567 Doing inventory. 130 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:21,801 I can't count higher than 30. 131 00:05:45,934 --> 00:05:47,400 You know, 132 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,834 this is nice. I can't remember the last time 133 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:51,434 I just hung out with the guys, 134 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,033 really talked about our feelings. 135 00:05:54,033 --> 00:05:55,601 Want to know what I'm feeling? 136 00:05:55,601 --> 00:05:58,267 I live at the YMCA. I only have one pair of long pants. 137 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:02,567 Oh, please. My life is a disaster with no creative outlet 138 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:05,601 other than writing my Desperate Housewives fan fiction. 139 00:06:05,601 --> 00:06:07,634 I'm afraid of my vacuum. 140 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:08,834 I know how you guys feel. 141 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,601 I apparently don't know how to dance. 142 00:06:10,601 --> 00:06:12,901 I don't have thumbs. 143 00:06:14,434 --> 00:06:16,400 Uh.... 144 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,133 Sorry. 145 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:23,033 (Henri sobbing) * For he's a jolly good fellow * 146 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:27,133 (others join in, harmonizing): * For he's a jolly good fellow * 147 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:33,100 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 148 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:38,334 ♪ That nobody can deny. ♪ 149 00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:39,934 (sniffling) 150 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:42,634 Hey, that was pretty good. 151 00:06:42,634 --> 00:06:45,801 ♪ this is how we do it... ♪ 152 00:06:45,801 --> 00:06:49,300 (men beatboxing) Two weeks ago, I would have agreed that four grown men 153 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,300 rehearsing a capella hip-hop 154 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:54,100 in my living room was embarrassing. 155 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:57,334 but busting out some white-hot new Jack Swing... 156 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:07,634 I'll tell you, I've never felt more confident. 157 00:07:07,634 --> 00:07:09,167 Testotertones. ...Was more manly. 158 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,334 And then we heard a single word leave Howard's lips, 159 00:07:11,334 --> 00:07:13,133 and we knew we had our name. 160 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,834 Acafellas. 161 00:07:15,834 --> 00:07:17,667 ♪ Yo, we made it, it feels so good ♪ 162 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:21,067 I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille. 163 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:25,300 Sandy, we voted. when you're in the group, it's creepy. 164 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,300 Wait. I... 165 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:32,834 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 166 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:34,133 (man beatboxing) 167 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:35,467 ♪ This is how we do it. ♪ 168 00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:37,501 Will! 169 00:07:37,501 --> 00:07:40,067 If I don't get some sleep, I could miscarry. 170 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:42,767 I'm sorry, Terri. I'll be right in. 171 00:07:44,367 --> 00:07:46,334 I hope so. 172 00:07:51,834 --> 00:07:54,467 Being in a boy band did wonders for our love life. 173 00:07:54,467 --> 00:07:59,200 Seeing me feel so good about myself 174 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,601 made my wife more attracted to me in every way. 175 00:08:01,601 --> 00:08:03,667 (sighs) 176 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:07,334 It was amazing. I mean, we started doing it once a week. 177 00:08:07,334 --> 00:08:11,868 It was like she was trying to make a twin. 178 00:08:11,868 --> 00:08:14,400 (groans) 179 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,801 (bell ringing) 180 00:08:18,801 --> 00:08:19,868 He's not coming. 181 00:08:19,868 --> 00:08:21,601 What happened? 182 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:24,234 They're my famous sugar cookies. 183 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:25,901 I bake them for the poor during Christmastime, 184 00:08:25,901 --> 00:08:27,067 But I whipped up a special batch 185 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:28,200 just for you. 186 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:31,467 I wanted to say how sorry I was for what I said. 187 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:34,367 Don't be. You were right. 188 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:37,200 You know, the truth is, Rachel, if you weren't so hard on me, 189 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,300 I never would have had the guts to start Acafellas. 190 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:43,367 But we need you, Mr. Shue. 191 00:08:43,367 --> 00:08:45,701 You've missed six rehearsals in the past couple of weeks, 192 00:08:45,701 --> 00:08:47,267 And when you're there, you're not really there. 193 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:50,501 Which is why I think you should go ahead and hire Montana. 194 00:08:50,501 --> 00:08:53,234 - Dakota. - Whatever. 195 00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:54,567 You know, 196 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,901 I'll still be there to help you guys sing and stuff, 197 00:08:56,901 --> 00:08:59,634 But, uh, I just don't have time for all of it anymore. 198 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,734 Of course he doesn't want 199 00:09:03,734 --> 00:09:05,968 anything to do with us after you kicked him in the nads. 200 00:09:05,968 --> 00:09:07,467 Then why did he thank me? 201 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:09,767 Santana: The goal is to win. 202 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,467 And now that Mr. Schuester has agreed 203 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:12,634 To let us hire Dakota Stanley, 204 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:14,334 We can. 205 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:16,267 But he doesn't want us to. He just doesn't have 206 00:09:16,267 --> 00:09:18,133 The confidence to coach us anymore. 207 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:20,801 Guys are real sensitive when it comes to this kind of stuff. 208 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:22,200 And that's my fault? 209 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,501 Do you see anyone else in here 210 00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:24,667 With a plate of "I'm sorry" cookies? 211 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,100 I don't. Just you. 212 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,567 I'm bored. 213 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,801 All those in favor of hiring Dakota Stanley? 214 00:09:41,834 --> 00:09:42,934 (bell ringing) 215 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:46,234 Hey, wait up. 216 00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:48,000 You can't do this to Mr. Schuester. 217 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,634 What? Make him a hero? 218 00:09:49,634 --> 00:09:52,033 Once we hire Dakota and win Nationals, 219 00:09:52,033 --> 00:09:53,200 He'll thank me for it. 220 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,033 You heard Santana. It's all about winning. 221 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:56,234 Since when? 222 00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:59,067 Look, you have your popular clique and your football 223 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,634 and your cliché of a blond girlfriend 224 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,968 Glee is my one shot. 225 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,234 If this doesn't work out, then my whole high school life 226 00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:05,634 will be nothing but an embarrassment. 227 00:10:05,634 --> 00:10:07,667 What's a cliché? Is that a bad thing? 228 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:10,567 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 229 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:11,968 Where you're pissed about one thing, 230 00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:13,167 but you're just pretending 231 00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:14,200 like you're pissed about something else? 232 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,767 'Cause... 233 00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:17,033 I don't know what you're talking about. 234 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,567 Well, for a while there, you were kind of all over me 235 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:21,734 and now you just yell at me all the time. 236 00:10:21,734 --> 00:10:22,968 It makes me think that you're still upset 237 00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:24,067 about what happened in the auditorium. 238 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,467 I'm not. 239 00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:27,467 I've moved on and I'm focusing on my career now. 240 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,434 - So you want to talk about it? - No. 241 00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:31,167 And neither do you. 242 00:10:31,167 --> 00:10:33,200 It's kind of ironic how you're Mr. Popular 243 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,567 and I'm just this nobody that everybody makes fun of, 244 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:38,334 but I have enough confidence to say out loud 245 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:41,501 that what happened between us in the auditorium was real. 246 00:10:41,501 --> 00:10:42,934 You have feelings for me 247 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,267 and you just don't have the guts to admit it. 248 00:10:46,734 --> 00:10:48,601 We're hiring Dakota Stanley. 249 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:53,033 Even if it means me quitting? 250 00:10:57,234 --> 00:10:57,834 Yes. 251 00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,700 It's a good start. 252 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,301 You're sewing the seeds of destruction. 253 00:11:11,301 --> 00:11:13,567 Mr. Schuester barely even shows up for rehearsals. 254 00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:14,800 Oh, no, no, no. 255 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,401 "Barely" will not cut it. 256 00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:19,767 I will not be satisfied until Glee Club is disbanded. 257 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:21,600 And what about this Dakota character? 258 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,001 Any chance he actually helps? 259 00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:25,001 They're soft. 260 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,834 He'll eat them alive. 261 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,001 I give them 15 minutes before the first one quits 262 00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:30,434 or tries to commit suicide. 263 00:11:30,434 --> 00:11:34,767 You know, ladies... 264 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:37,468 I learned a lot in special forces. 265 00:11:37,468 --> 00:11:39,368 I was on the strike team in Panama 266 00:11:39,368 --> 00:11:41,734 when we extracted Noriega. 267 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,134 We took out the shepherd... 268 00:11:44,134 --> 00:11:46,567 then we went after the sheep. 269 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,700 You need to go after these Glee Clubbers 270 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,368 One by one. 271 00:11:50,368 --> 00:11:53,401 I want my full budget restored. 272 00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:56,434 I need a fog machine. 273 00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:12,633 Have you ever kissed anybody? 274 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,600 Yes. 275 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,734 If by someone you mean the tender crook of my elbow. 276 00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:21,001 No, I haven't. 277 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,867 But I want to. 278 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,101 All right, stop it right there, Mercedes. 279 00:12:30,101 --> 00:12:31,567 We are in Glee Club. 280 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:34,533 That means we are at the bottom of the social heap. 281 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:37,001 Special ed kids will get more play than we will. 282 00:12:37,001 --> 00:12:38,500 The only thing that gets me by 283 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:42,767 is my knowledge that we are superior to all of them. 284 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,101 What are you wearing 285 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,034 on our operation Dakota Stanley field trip? 286 00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,434 Is there a dress code? 287 00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:53,134 No, but every moment of your life 288 00:12:53,134 --> 00:12:54,867 is an opportunity for fashion. 289 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,468 We'll hit the mall after school. 290 00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,667 - Meet me at lunch. - Okay. 291 00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:02,533 You should totally scoop that. 292 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,567 I don't think I'm his type. 293 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,700 Oh, I think you are. 294 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,167 Just follow our lead. 295 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:09,667 We've got your back. 296 00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:14,600 (beatboxing) 297 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,301 ♪ Poison ♪ 298 00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:17,934 ♪ Yeah, Spider-man and freeze in full effect ♪ 299 00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:20,167 ♪ You ready, Ken ♪ ♪ I'm ready ♪ 300 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,934 ♪ You ready, Henri? ♪ ♪ I'm ready, Will, are you? ♪ 301 00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:25,301 * Aw, yeah, break it down * * Girl * 302 00:13:25,301 --> 00:13:28,767 * Girl, I must * * Warn you * 303 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:34,234 ♪ I sense something strange in my mind ♪ 304 00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:37,967 * The situation is * * Serious * 305 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:43,001 ♪ Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time ♪ 306 00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:46,767 ♪ Can't get her out of my head ♪ 307 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:50,267 ♪ Miss her, kiss her, love her ♪ ♪ Wrong move, you're dead ♪ 308 00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:55,600 * That girl is * * Poison * 309 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,134 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 310 00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:58,867 ♪ Never trust a big butt and smile ♪ 311 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:03,700 * That girl is * * Poison * 312 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,800 ♪ Poison deadly moving it slow ♪ 313 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,967 ♪ Lookin' for a mellow fellow like Devoe ♪ 314 00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:10,633 ♪ Getting paid late, better lay low ♪ 315 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,368 ♪ Scheming on the hots, my end the pro show ♪ 316 00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,500 ♪ Low pro ho should be cut like an afro ♪ 317 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,967 ♪ See what you're saying, huh? 318 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:17,867 ♪ She weighin' me, but I know she's a loser ♪ 319 00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,267 ♪ How do you know ♪ 320 00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,468 ♪ Me and the crew used to do her. ♪ 321 00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:26,034 (cheering and applause) 322 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,201 Yay, Ken. 323 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,134 Ken Tanaka. 324 00:14:31,134 --> 00:14:33,067 Will: In my own little way, 325 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:36,001 I felt like I was finally... 326 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,001 a star. 327 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,667 Thank you so much. 328 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:41,101 Acafellas! 329 00:14:41,101 --> 00:14:42,368 Hey! 330 00:14:42,368 --> 00:14:43,800 Son, this is huge. 331 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,401 We just sold all 17 copies of your CD. 332 00:14:47,401 --> 00:14:49,633 I didn't even have to show any of them my bosoms. 333 00:14:51,201 --> 00:14:53,600 Doodle honey, you go get yourself a sanka. 334 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,667 - Yeah. - Okay. 335 00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:55,767 Thanks, Mom. 336 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:56,834 Good job. 337 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,234 (chuckles) 338 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,301 I bought one for my grandson. 339 00:15:03,301 --> 00:15:05,001 So he can hear for himself 340 00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:06,633 how good his old man was. 341 00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:08,667 Ah. 342 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,867 Shue, that was an amazing performance. 343 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:11,934 Oh, thank you. 344 00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:14,234 I mean, we're just starting out, so... 345 00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:16,967 Look, there's a PTA meeting next Thursday night 346 00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:18,900 and I want Acafellas to be 347 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,001 the main event. 348 00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,368 I need those parents happy. 349 00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,533 They found out we've been serving 350 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,201 their children prison food. 351 00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:28,533 Will: Uh-huh. 352 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,967 Great job, son. 353 00:15:32,967 --> 00:15:34,101 (bell ringing) 354 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,834 Well... "Is it too soon to call Will Schuester 355 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,401 "the next Michael Buble? 356 00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:39,101 "The audience last Thursday at Benchwarmers Sports Bar 357 00:15:39,101 --> 00:15:40,900 "didn't think so. 358 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,468 "And Ken Tanaka's smoky baritone 359 00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:44,734 "is like a cool fog 360 00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:48,167 "that sweeps over a deep ocean of emotional intensity. 361 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,434 "a big thumbs-up to Henri St. Pierre 362 00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:52,234 "who proves you don't need all ten fingers 363 00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:54,667 "to pluck a lady's heartstrings like a well-tuned 364 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,134 "sexy harpsichord. 365 00:15:56,134 --> 00:15:57,900 Only Howard..." 366 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,834 Uh, sorry, Howard. 367 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,734 They didn't say anything about you. 368 00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,834 "Buckle up, Ohio. 369 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,167 "are you ready for a new musical sensation? 370 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:09,700 You'd better be, because here come the Acafellas." 371 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,834 Yeah! 372 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,368 Oh, congratulations 373 00:16:13,368 --> 00:16:15,934 On your dead tree Valentine, gentlemen. 374 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,867 By the way, I want in. 375 00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:20,468 Stop right there, William. 376 00:16:20,468 --> 00:16:22,500 I've got two words for you. 377 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,101 Josh Groban. 378 00:16:25,101 --> 00:16:27,767 He's coming to the PTA event. 379 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,434 Who is Josh Groban? 380 00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,934 Who is Josh Groban?! 381 00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,267 Kill yourself! 382 00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:37,767 He is an angel sent from heaven 383 00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,600 To deliver platinum records unto us. 384 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,134 And if he were here right now, 385 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,533 I would club you to death with his Critics' Choice award. 386 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,201 Why would he come to our show? 387 00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:49,667 Because I invited him. 388 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,700 Josh and I have become frequent pen pals 389 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:55,334 since he accidentally friended me on MySpace. 390 00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:57,434 And being my close personal confidant, 391 00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,567 he is only interested if I am in the group. 392 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,201 No, Sandy. 393 00:17:05,201 --> 00:17:07,834 We have standards. 394 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:12,001 Okay, fine. 395 00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:13,734 But just so you know, 396 00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,867 the blogs are all atwitter. 397 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:19,834 They say he's looking for an opening act. 398 00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:30,867 Damn, Kurt, this car is fly. 399 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:33,201 My dad got it for my sweet 16 400 00:17:33,201 --> 00:17:35,201 after I swore to stop wearing formfitting sweaters 401 00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:37,468 that stop at the knee. 402 00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,633 What he doesn't know doesn't hurt him. 403 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:40,667 (car alarm chirps) Are we even sure 404 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,533 they're rehearsing today? 405 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,034 Vocal Adrenaline rehearses every day 406 00:17:44,034 --> 00:17:46,500 from 2:30 until midnight. 407 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,900 I'm just so nervous these Vocal Adrenaline kids 408 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,900 are gonna laugh at us. 409 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,734 They're so cool and popular, 410 00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:57,834 and we look like we just stepped off the short bus. 411 00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,834 Those sweaty Nazis have just had more time to practice. 412 00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,434 We have more heart. 413 00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,834 And you don't look touched in the head. 414 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,834 That outfit is amazing. 415 00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:08,767 So, would you ever, 416 00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:11,301 you know, want to hang out? 417 00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:13,301 KURT: Come over. It's Liza Minnelli week on AMC! 418 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,533 Guys! 419 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,167 That's Andrea Cohen. She won outstanding 420 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,201 soloist last year at Absolutely Tampastic. 421 00:18:18,201 --> 00:18:19,600 You can't (coughing) 422 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,167 leave rehearsals for any reason. 423 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,834 That includes heat exhaustion or Crohn's disease. 424 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,167 Are you guys Vocal Adrenaline? 425 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,468 We'd like to talk to Dakota Stanley 426 00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:29,500 about choreography for our Glee Club. 427 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,234 Don't! 428 00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,267 He's a monster. 429 00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:36,001 (rhythm playing) 430 00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:37,533 ♪ Hit the beat, take it to the rest now ♪ 431 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,201 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 432 00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,934 ♪ I love you ♪ 433 00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:43,201 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 434 00:18:43,201 --> 00:18:45,301 ♪ But I gotta stay true ♪ 435 00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:46,834 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 436 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,667 ♪ My morals got me on my knees ♪ 437 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,500 ♪ I'm beggin', please ♪ 438 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:53,468 ♪ Stop playin' games ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ 439 00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:55,533 ♪ I don't know what you do ♪ 440 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,633 ♪ But you do it well ♪ 441 00:18:57,633 --> 00:19:00,368 * I'm under your spell * * Gotcha under my spell * 442 00:19:00,368 --> 00:19:03,234 ♪ You got me beggin' you for mercy ♪ 443 00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:05,301 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 444 00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,468 * Why won't you release me * * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 445 00:19:07,468 --> 00:19:09,368 ♪ I'm beggin' you for mercy ♪ 446 00:19:09,368 --> 00:19:11,734 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 447 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,334 * Why won't you release me * * Mercy * 448 00:19:14,334 --> 00:19:16,500 ♪ Show me some mercy ♪ 449 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:20,001 ♪ I said release me ♪ 450 00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:22,667 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 451 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,434 ♪ You got me beggin' you for mercy ♪ 452 00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,867 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 453 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,500 ♪ You got me beggin' you for mercy ♪ 454 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,734 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 455 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,434 ♪ Give me some mercy ♪ 456 00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:34,067 ♪ I said release me ♪ 457 00:19:34,067 --> 00:19:36,368 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 458 00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:40,867 Get off my stage! 459 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,334 Rachel: Mr. Stanley! 460 00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,034 We're the McKinley High Glee Club. 461 00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:48,134 Dakota: No interviews. 462 00:19:48,134 --> 00:19:49,600 We'd like you to choreograph for us. 463 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,267 Look, my fee is $8,000 per number, 464 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,434 plus a $10,000 bonus if you place in the top three. 465 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,134 And with Dakota Stanley at the wheel, 466 00:19:57,134 --> 00:19:58,934 you will place at the top three. 467 00:19:58,934 --> 00:19:59,967 Move it. 468 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:02,334 (engine revs, tires squeal) 469 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,335 How are we gonna get $8,000? 470 00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:11,867 (bell rings) Kick that way and back. 471 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:14,500 You kick out... Hold on. Hold on. 472 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,533 Okay, one more. 473 00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:16,867 Okay. 474 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,334 Kick out. 475 00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:19,468 Right behind you. 476 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,633 It's all right. 477 00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,468 Where is everybody? 478 00:20:22,468 --> 00:20:24,667 (phone rings) Sandy went to get Henri from wood shop. 479 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,134 And, oh, there's Howard. 480 00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:27,500 Hello? 481 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,567 I don't think I can be in the band anymore. 482 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,234 What?! 483 00:20:31,234 --> 00:20:33,500 I'm doing inventory. 484 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500 It was never my dream. 485 00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:39,368 What? 486 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,368 Howard's out. 487 00:20:41,368 --> 00:20:42,700 Oh, that - that's just great. 488 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,734 What's he... 489 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:46,734 Hey. Emma. 490 00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:48,368 You didn't, uh, see me dancing earlier, 491 00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:50,267 - did you? - Oh, is that what that was? 492 00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,167 Look, I have some bad news. 493 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,167 You're breaking up with me. 494 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,234 What, here? In front of another dude? 495 00:20:58,234 --> 00:21:00,368 No, look, please stop talking. 496 00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:01,368 Um, no, look, 497 00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:03,401 I think the Acafellas pressure 498 00:21:03,401 --> 00:21:05,434 has proven to be a little bit too much for Henri. 499 00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:06,767 Really, why? 500 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,934 Well, he just downed six bottles of cough syrup, 501 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,767 which is a lot, even for him. 502 00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:12,034 Um, he's okay. 503 00:21:12,034 --> 00:21:13,834 Sandy's in the emergency room with him now, 504 00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:16,167 but Figgins is insisting before he comes back, 505 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,734 and can be around kids again, 506 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,301 that he goes to rehab. 507 00:21:19,301 --> 00:21:20,967 So that's where he's going tomorrow morning. 508 00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:23,067 That's just great. 509 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,067 So Acafellas is officially doomed now. 510 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,368 You know, uh, when I get stressed, I, I work out. 511 00:21:30,368 --> 00:21:31,667 You can probably tell. 512 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,967 So I'm gonna, uh, down some power bars, 513 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,401 knock off a few reps. 514 00:21:35,401 --> 00:21:36,867 Come up with some solutions here. 515 00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:45,334 It was fun while it lasted. 516 00:21:45,334 --> 00:21:48,567 I don't think you should give up so easy, Will. 517 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,600 You know, they said Van Halen was dead 518 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,867 after David Lee Roth quit, 519 00:21:51,867 --> 00:21:54,134 but my worn-out single of "Right Now" says 520 00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:55,301 that they were wrong. 521 00:22:03,368 --> 00:22:05,800 (knocking on door) You got a sec, Mr. Shue? 522 00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:08,468 Yeah, of course. What's up? 523 00:22:08,468 --> 00:22:10,700 I just want to tell you that I'm quitting Glee, too. 524 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,334 I didn't quit Glee. 525 00:22:13,334 --> 00:22:15,334 Well, you might as well have. 526 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,267 It's nutty in there. 527 00:22:17,267 --> 00:22:19,167 I try and talk sense into Rachel, 528 00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,967 but she's gone all chick-batty. 529 00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,201 I gotta be honest with you. 530 00:22:23,201 --> 00:22:25,667 It's hard being the quarterback when I get in the huddle 531 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:28,700 and all the guys are calling me "Deep Throat." 532 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,234 Glee's bringing down my rep, man. 533 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,167 Have the guts to stick with it a little bit longer. 534 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:37,267 You are a gifted 535 00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:38,633 performer, Finn. You can't quit now. 536 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:40,434 If you do, you're just gonna regret it 537 00:22:40,434 --> 00:22:41,834 for the rest of your life. 538 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,101 Trust me. I know. 539 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,700 It's just not fun anymore. 540 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:54,301 Hey, Finn, wait. 541 00:22:55,301 --> 00:22:56,301 There's something 542 00:22:56,301 --> 00:22:58,267 I want to talk to you about. 543 00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:00,667 Hey, Coach. 544 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:01,800 What do you want, Puckerman? 545 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,800 I hear there's a vacancy in your a capella group. 546 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,001 I want to offer my services. 547 00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:11,667 I play guitar. 548 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:14,301 And actually, I'm a really good singer. 549 00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:17,900 There are a lot of moms at your gigs, right? 550 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,368 Well, here's the thing you should know about me: 551 00:23:20,368 --> 00:23:23,900 I'm not like everybody else in this crappy cow town. 552 00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,567 I've got star potential, and more specifically, 553 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:29,368 I'm tired of wasting my time with high school girls. 554 00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:30,633 (bell rings) 555 00:23:30,633 --> 00:23:32,567 You're breaking up with me? Why? 556 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,301 Your credit score is terrible. 557 00:23:34,301 --> 00:23:37,934 What I need as a woman is financial security. 558 00:23:37,934 --> 00:23:39,633 PUCK: See, young girls will shoot you down 559 00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:41,201 and make you feel terrible about yourself... 560 00:23:41,201 --> 00:23:44,334 but a cougar never disappoints. 561 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,834 Thanks, Mrs. H. 562 00:23:47,834 --> 00:23:49,500 - Is that a nipple ring? - Yeah, 563 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,500 I'm kinda rock and roll. 564 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:55,633 I need your help unclogging my bathtub drain. 565 00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:01,234 PUCK: The proof was in the sexual pudding. 566 00:24:01,234 --> 00:24:03,201 My above-ground pool cleaning business went through the roof 567 00:24:03,201 --> 00:24:05,134 once i embraced my gift for music 568 00:24:05,134 --> 00:24:07,934 and gave these fine ladies the romance they were missing. 569 00:24:07,934 --> 00:24:10,101 I also stopped beating people up so much. 570 00:24:10,101 --> 00:24:13,567 When do we start rehearsals? 571 00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:15,734 Now you listen to me, you little psychopath. 572 00:24:15,734 --> 00:24:18,134 My love life is hanging by a thread 573 00:24:18,134 --> 00:24:20,734 and that thread is Acafellas. 574 00:24:20,734 --> 00:24:22,934 It drives my girlfriend nuts in the pants. 575 00:24:22,934 --> 00:24:24,900 So if you screw this up for me, 576 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,101 I swear to you I will stick my fist 577 00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:30,567 so far down your throat, you will taste my armpit hairs. 578 00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:33,234 Do I make myself clear? 579 00:24:33,234 --> 00:24:34,800 Good. 580 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,201 We rehearse Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8:00. 581 00:24:38,002 --> 00:24:39,102 Don't be late. 582 00:24:42,601 --> 00:24:45,601 (playing chord rhythmically) Do that. 583 00:24:45,601 --> 00:24:46,634 Okay, come on. 584 00:24:46,634 --> 00:24:48,334 (grunts) 585 00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:50,467 (music stand clatters) 586 00:24:50,467 --> 00:24:51,834 (sighs) 587 00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,000 Dude, my bowels have better moves than you. 588 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,734 Guys, stop. 589 00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:56,234 You guys got the steps down. 590 00:24:56,234 --> 00:24:59,401 You just need to relax, okay? 591 00:24:59,401 --> 00:25:02,467 Um, you guys play baseball, right? 592 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:04,300 What does your coach tell you about hitting? 593 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,967 "If you charge the pitcher, bring the bat." 594 00:25:05,967 --> 00:25:10,467 Okay, um, but I'm sure he also tells you to relax, right? 595 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,467 'Cause hitting's all about the hips, right? 596 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,434 You gotta loosen them up. 597 00:25:14,434 --> 00:25:15,933 Just swing that bat. 598 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:19,134 All right, pretend, Acafellas, Madison Square Garden. 599 00:25:19,134 --> 00:25:21,467 Here we are. All those beautiful ladies out there. 600 00:25:21,467 --> 00:25:23,401 You swing that big ol' bat. Bam! 601 00:25:23,401 --> 00:25:25,334 Hit some home runs, all right, guys? 602 00:25:25,334 --> 00:25:27,567 All right. (chuckles) 603 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:30,534 Now let's try it from the top, okay? 604 00:25:30,534 --> 00:25:31,933 Here we go. 605 00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:34,134 (playing chord rhythmically) 606 00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:37,467 Five, six, seven, eight. 607 00:25:38,834 --> 00:25:40,367 Yeah. 608 00:25:45,967 --> 00:25:47,967 Aw, yeah. 609 00:25:47,967 --> 00:25:49,933 Yeah, get those hips into it. 610 00:25:49,933 --> 00:25:53,401 (laughs) That's it! That's it! All right! 611 00:25:53,401 --> 00:25:54,834 Uh! 612 00:25:54,834 --> 00:25:56,300 Yeah! (laughs) 613 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:57,768 That baseball thing sure was good, Mr. Shue. 614 00:25:57,768 --> 00:26:00,933 Totally. That was awesome. 615 00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:03,768 (bell rings) 616 00:26:03,768 --> 00:26:06,300 We need to have a gayvention. 617 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,768 That's a gay intervention. 618 00:26:07,768 --> 00:26:09,501 TINA: it's K-K-Kurt. 619 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,234 He's lady fabulous. 620 00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:13,100 It's obvious you like him. 621 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,167 We just don't want you to get hurt by feelings 622 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:17,734 he can't reciprocate. 623 00:26:17,734 --> 00:26:20,401 Look, just because he wears nice clothes 624 00:26:20,401 --> 00:26:22,234 doesn't mean he's on the down-low. 625 00:26:22,234 --> 00:26:24,534 He wore a corset to second period today. 626 00:26:24,534 --> 00:26:27,467 You can do better, Mercedes. 627 00:26:27,467 --> 00:26:30,200 Really? Well, what if I can't? 628 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,768 There's not a lot of guys around here 629 00:26:31,768 --> 00:26:33,601 knocking down my door for a date. 630 00:26:33,601 --> 00:26:34,601 Or yours, 631 00:26:34,601 --> 00:26:36,367 for that matter. 632 00:26:36,367 --> 00:26:39,300 Nobody notices us. Hello? 633 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,267 We're in Glee Club. 634 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,334 And I'm tired of being lonely. Aren't you? 635 00:26:43,334 --> 00:26:45,667 But Kurt... 636 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:48,434 Kurt is sweet to me, and he likes who I am, 637 00:26:48,434 --> 00:26:50,634 and I like how I feel when I'm with him. 638 00:26:50,634 --> 00:26:52,100 And he's in our group, he understands 639 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:54,134 what I'm going through. 640 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:56,634 Now, maybe that's not enough for you guys, 641 00:26:56,634 --> 00:26:58,667 but it's enough for me. 642 00:27:12,134 --> 00:27:13,967 EMMA: You know what, Sue? I got to say, 643 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:15,467 I really misjudged you. 644 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,033 Getting the Cheerios to help out with the Glee Club 645 00:27:18,033 --> 00:27:19,801 choreographer fund-raiser 646 00:27:19,801 --> 00:27:21,634 is one of the nicest things I've ever seen. 647 00:27:21,634 --> 00:27:24,134 Well, Erma, I'm willing to do whatever it takes 648 00:27:24,134 --> 00:27:26,567 to make this Glee Club successful. 649 00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:27,734 MAN: Come on! 650 00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:28,900 Ooh! So excited. 651 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,167 Oh, I love a car wash, too, though, you know. 652 00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:33,033 When I was little, if I got all "A"s, 653 00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:34,667 my dad would let me wash his car, 654 00:27:34,667 --> 00:27:36,134 So I'd get my little toothbrush out, 655 00:27:36,134 --> 00:27:37,567 and I'd clean it all weekend long. 656 00:27:37,567 --> 00:27:39,534 You know, the way you use your mental illness 657 00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:41,100 to help these kids is really inspiring. 658 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,801 I'm shocked you're not married. 659 00:27:46,234 --> 00:27:47,768 (sighs) 660 00:27:47,768 --> 00:27:49,267 Your rims are clean. 661 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:51,267 We've polished them, like, three times already. 662 00:27:51,267 --> 00:27:53,067 Did you bring a change of clothes? 663 00:27:53,067 --> 00:27:55,000 Because we're going straight to sing-along sound of music. 664 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,167 So, listen, Kurt, 665 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:58,367 this is like the third time we've gone out. 666 00:27:58,367 --> 00:27:59,834 Can we just make it official? 667 00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:01,967 Make what official? 668 00:28:01,967 --> 00:28:04,200 You know, that we're dating. 669 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,967 I'm sorry, Mercedes, 670 00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:08,134 but I thought I made it very clear. 671 00:28:09,467 --> 00:28:11,434 I'm in love with someone else. 672 00:28:16,601 --> 00:28:18,967 Rachel? 673 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,033 Yes. 674 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:24,501 For several years now. 675 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:40,234 (medium-tempo pop rhythm playing) 676 00:28:46,401 --> 00:28:50,067 ♪ I bust the windows out your car ♪ 677 00:28:50,067 --> 00:28:55,067 ♪ And, no, it didn't mend my broken heart ♪ 678 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:58,401 ♪ I'll probably always have these ugly scars ♪ 679 00:28:58,401 --> 00:29:03,900 ♪ But right now I don't care about that part ♪ 680 00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:07,534 ♪ I bust the windows out your car, hey ♪ 681 00:29:07,534 --> 00:29:12,768 ♪ After I saw you looking right at her ♪ 682 00:29:12,768 --> 00:29:16,900 ♪ I didn't wanna, but I took my turn ♪ 683 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:23,200 ♪ I'm glad I did it 'cause you had to learn ♪ 684 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,100 ♪ I must admit it helped a little bit ♪ 685 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:31,434 ♪ To think of how you felt when you saw it ♪ 686 00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:35,933 ♪ I didn't know that I had that much strength ♪ 687 00:29:35,933 --> 00:29:40,434 ♪ But I'm glad you see what happens when ♪ 688 00:29:40,434 --> 00:29:43,401 ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ 689 00:29:43,401 --> 00:29:47,567 ♪ I bust the windows out your car ♪ 690 00:29:47,567 --> 00:29:51,434 ♪ You know I did it 'cause I left my mark ♪ 691 00:29:51,434 --> 00:29:56,033 ♪ Wrote my initials with the crowbar ♪ 692 00:29:56,033 --> 00:30:00,401 ♪ And then I drove off into the dark ♪ 693 00:30:00,401 --> 00:30:03,768 ♪ I bust the windows out your car ♪ 694 00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:09,601 ♪ Hey, you should feel lucky that that's all I did ♪ 695 00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:12,900 ♪ After five whole years of this bull-- Shh! ♪ 696 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:17,900 ♪ Gave you all of me and you played with it ♪ 697 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,933 ♪ I bust the windows out your car. ♪ 698 00:30:21,933 --> 00:30:23,567 Kurt: You busted my window. 699 00:30:23,567 --> 00:30:26,501 How could you do that? You busted my window! 700 00:30:26,501 --> 00:30:28,567 Well, you busted my heart. 701 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:46,366 Okay, please examine your personalized menus. 702 00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:48,734 This is what you're going to be eating 703 00:30:48,734 --> 00:30:50,067 For the next six months. 704 00:30:50,067 --> 00:30:51,367 Um, mine just says coffee. 705 00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:53,234 Mm-hmm. 706 00:30:53,234 --> 00:30:54,467 What's smelt? DAKOTA: A pungent 707 00:30:54,467 --> 00:30:56,033 Low-carb freshwater fish. 708 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:57,401 Okay, let's start with today's business. 709 00:30:57,401 --> 00:30:58,801 Artie, you're cut. You're not 710 00:30:58,801 --> 00:31:00,534 - Trying hard enough. - At what? 711 00:31:00,534 --> 00:31:03,868 At walking. We can't be wheeling you around during every number. 712 00:31:03,868 --> 00:31:07,267 It throws off the whole dynamic, and it's depressing. 713 00:31:07,267 --> 00:31:08,367 So, you're kicking him out? 714 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,367 Mm-hmm. Also you. 715 00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:12,300 Youse got to go, Effie. 716 00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:14,234 No, no, no. Yeah. KURT: You can't kick people out 717 00:31:14,234 --> 00:31:15,801 Of Glee Club because you don't like the way they look. 718 00:31:15,801 --> 00:31:17,634 Uh, why don't you shut your face-gash 719 00:31:17,634 --> 00:31:19,601 and stay away from aerosol cans because 720 00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:21,234 you could burst into flames at any second? 721 00:31:21,234 --> 00:31:22,801 You three -- you're great. you're perfect. 722 00:31:22,801 --> 00:31:24,067 Seriously. Don't change a thing. 723 00:31:24,067 --> 00:31:26,000 Uh, you -- Ew, nose job. 724 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,334 - Now just hold on a second. - What? 725 00:31:27,334 --> 00:31:28,900 What was that, Frankenteen? 726 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,634 Why don't you, uh, wipe that 727 00:31:30,634 --> 00:31:32,167 dopey look off your face and get some lotion 728 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:33,334 for those knuckles you've been dragging 729 00:31:33,334 --> 00:31:34,334 - on the ground? - What's wrong with you? 730 00:31:34,334 --> 00:31:35,334 What's wrong with me? 731 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:36,634 What's wrong with me is 732 00:31:36,634 --> 00:31:37,834 that you're freakishly tall. 733 00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,167 I feel like a woodland 734 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,601 creature. 735 00:31:40,601 --> 00:31:41,801 Um, 736 00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:43,100 am I hurting your feelings? 737 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,601 Did I say something wrong? 738 00:31:44,601 --> 00:31:46,801 Because I thought you wanted somebody 739 00:31:46,801 --> 00:31:49,267 who respected you enough to tell you the truth. 740 00:31:49,267 --> 00:31:52,367 But maybe you don't have the confidence to hear it, hmm? 741 00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:55,267 Maybe you need somebody who's going to 742 00:31:55,267 --> 00:31:57,200 lie to you and tell you things like, 743 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,501 "You got what it takes." 744 00:31:58,501 --> 00:31:59,734 But you know what? 745 00:31:59,734 --> 00:32:01,868 As far as I can see, you don't. 746 00:32:01,868 --> 00:32:03,334 So, why don't you just 747 00:32:03,334 --> 00:32:05,367 take a little second, take a breather, 748 00:32:05,367 --> 00:32:07,434 and ask yourself, 749 00:32:07,434 --> 00:32:09,367 "Do I want to be a winner... 750 00:32:09,367 --> 00:32:10,701 (Dakota laughs) 751 00:32:10,701 --> 00:32:11,768 ...or not?" 752 00:32:11,768 --> 00:32:13,534 Screw this. 753 00:32:13,534 --> 00:32:14,768 I quit. 754 00:32:14,768 --> 00:32:15,933 Mercedes: Me, t-t-t-too. 755 00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:17,134 Let's roll, Artie. 756 00:32:17,134 --> 00:32:19,267 No. Great, great. You know, 757 00:32:19,267 --> 00:32:21,200 separate the wheat from the chaff; that's perfect. 758 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,634 Wait. 759 00:32:24,434 --> 00:32:26,300 Barbra Streisand. 760 00:32:27,601 --> 00:32:28,967 When Barbra was a young ingénue, 761 00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:30,467 everyone told her in order to be a star, 762 00:32:30,467 --> 00:32:32,100 she'd have to get a nose job. 763 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,634 Thankfully, she refused. 764 00:32:33,634 --> 00:32:35,267 Where's this going, Yentl? 765 00:32:35,267 --> 00:32:36,334 Where it's going is that... 766 00:32:37,601 --> 00:32:40,601 we don't need you. 767 00:32:40,601 --> 00:32:42,200 Let's face it. 768 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,734 We're never going to be as good of dancers as Vocal Adrenaline. 769 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,401 We're gonna win because... we're different. 770 00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:52,134 And that's what makes us special. 771 00:32:52,134 --> 00:32:55,200 They told J.Lo her booty was too big. 772 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,200 Curtis Mayfield was more successful 773 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,734 after he became paralyzed. 774 00:32:58,734 --> 00:33:00,401 Jim Abbott. 775 00:33:00,401 --> 00:33:02,734 I have no idea who that is. 776 00:33:02,734 --> 00:33:05,067 He was a one-armed pitcher for the Yankees. 777 00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:06,701 Pitched a no-hitter. 778 00:33:06,701 --> 00:33:08,200 Okay, so, yeah. 779 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,601 Misfits and spaz-heads and cripples can make it, too. 780 00:33:11,601 --> 00:33:13,033 That's great. What's your point? 781 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:15,200 Our point is that... 782 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,534 You're fired. 783 00:33:18,234 --> 00:33:20,234 And I'm taller than you. 784 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,167 Barely. 785 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,567 Wait, we have to wear mascara? 786 00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:31,300 Sandy says it makes our eyes pop. 787 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,134 (sighs) Okay. 788 00:33:34,134 --> 00:33:35,967 There's a lot of moms out there, right? 789 00:33:35,967 --> 00:33:37,701 Guys, don't worry about it. 790 00:33:37,701 --> 00:33:39,134 Just get in the zone, all right? 791 00:33:39,134 --> 00:33:40,734 This is going to be fun. Believe me. 792 00:33:40,734 --> 00:33:42,100 You're going to remember this night 793 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:43,801 for the rest of your lives. 794 00:33:43,801 --> 00:33:45,967 Mr. Shue... I know, you're nervous. 795 00:33:45,967 --> 00:33:48,567 No, that isn't what I wanted to tell you. 796 00:33:48,567 --> 00:33:51,067 It's just... thanks. 797 00:33:51,067 --> 00:33:52,834 For believing in me. 798 00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:57,501 SANDY: He's here! He's here! 799 00:33:57,501 --> 00:33:59,267 Josh Groban is here! 800 00:33:59,267 --> 00:34:01,734 Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. 801 00:34:01,734 --> 00:34:02,967 - I barfed. - Wait a minute. 802 00:34:02,967 --> 00:34:04,334 - He actually showed up? - I can't believe it! 803 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,801 Gentlemen, forget 804 00:34:05,801 --> 00:34:09,267 every experience you have ever had in your drab little lives. 805 00:34:09,267 --> 00:34:13,134 This is the most important thing you will ever do. 806 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,267 Places! 807 00:34:16,701 --> 00:34:19,134 * A tick-tock you don't stop * Stop! 808 00:34:19,134 --> 00:34:21,467 * To the, a tick-tock you don't stop * Stop! 809 00:34:21,467 --> 00:34:24,567 * To the, a tick-tock you don't stop * * Oh, oh, oh, oh * 810 00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:26,967 I know you're not gonna sing that song! 811 00:34:26,967 --> 00:34:28,401 * Oh, oh, oh, oh * 812 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:30,734 ♪ Tick-tock, you don't stop ♪ 813 00:34:30,734 --> 00:34:32,834 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 814 00:34:32,834 --> 00:34:35,900 I know you're not gonna sing that song! 815 00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,033 ♪ Come inside, take off your coat ♪ 816 00:34:38,033 --> 00:34:40,033 ♪ I'll make you feel at home ♪ 817 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:42,933 ♪ Now let's pour the glass of wine ♪ 818 00:34:42,933 --> 00:34:45,434 ♪ 'Cause now we're all alone ♪ 819 00:34:45,434 --> 00:34:47,367 ♪ I've been waiting all night ♪ 820 00:34:47,367 --> 00:34:49,834 ♪ So, just let me hold you close to me ♪ 821 00:34:49,834 --> 00:34:52,601 ♪ 'Cause I've been dying for you ♪ 822 00:34:52,601 --> 00:34:55,267 ♪ Girl, to make love to me ♪ 823 00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,334 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 824 00:34:57,334 --> 00:34:59,501 ♪ I wanna sex you up ♪ 825 00:34:59,501 --> 00:35:01,434 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 826 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:03,933 ♪ To the, tick-tock, you don't stop ♪ 827 00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:08,467 ♪ Let me take off all your clothes ♪ 828 00:35:08,467 --> 00:35:13,567 ♪ Disconnect the phone so nobody knows, yeah ♪ 829 00:35:13,567 --> 00:35:16,300 ♪ Let me light a candle so that ♪ 830 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,768 ♪ We can make it better ♪ 831 00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:22,467 ♪ Makin' love until we drown, yeah ♪ 832 00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:25,200 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 833 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,734 ♪ Girl, you make me feel ♪ 834 00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:30,367 * Real good * * Oh, oh, oh, oh * 835 00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:32,734 ♪ We can do it till we both wake up ♪ 836 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:35,100 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 837 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:39,701 ♪ Girl, you know I'm hooked on you ♪ 838 00:35:39,701 --> 00:35:42,900 * And this is what I'll do... * I know you're not gonna sing that song! 839 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:44,434 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 840 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:47,900 ♪ I wanna sex you up. ♪ 841 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,634 (applause) 842 00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:10,667 I would like to just go into the recording studio 843 00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:12,167 and lay some of those tracks down. 844 00:36:12,167 --> 00:36:14,768 And of course I would love to play some bigger venues. 845 00:36:14,768 --> 00:36:17,434 Wembley Stadium, Red Rocks... 846 00:36:17,434 --> 00:36:18,434 (gasping) 847 00:36:18,434 --> 00:36:21,801 Hey, guys, I'm Josh Groban. 848 00:36:21,801 --> 00:36:23,868 This is my bodyguard, Flex. 849 00:36:23,868 --> 00:36:25,134 We were in town. 850 00:36:25,134 --> 00:36:26,467 I was inducting run-dmc 851 00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:27,634 into the rock and roll hall of fame last night, 852 00:36:27,634 --> 00:36:29,300 So I thought I'd stop by and say hello. 853 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,967 So, which one of you is, uh... Sandy? 854 00:36:33,267 --> 00:36:34,801 Ooh! 855 00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:36,267 Mr. Groban, 856 00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:37,667 we are so honored 857 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:39,434 - that you came here today. - I came here 858 00:36:39,434 --> 00:36:41,134 - to tell you... - Yes, sir? 859 00:36:41,134 --> 00:36:42,434 Stop emailing me. 860 00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:44,634 This is a restraining order. 861 00:36:44,634 --> 00:36:46,801 Stop sending me nude photos. 862 00:36:46,801 --> 00:36:49,000 Stop calling me. I don't know how you got my number! 863 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,300 I don't know how you got my number again 864 00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:51,634 after I changed it, but I don't want any more 865 00:36:51,634 --> 00:36:54,534 of your edible gift baskets or locks of your hair 866 00:36:54,534 --> 00:36:56,134 and I don't want to read any more 867 00:36:56,134 --> 00:36:57,334 of those sonnets you wrote for me. 868 00:36:57,334 --> 00:36:58,567 That stuff got crazy, dude. 869 00:36:58,567 --> 00:37:00,367 JOSH: Are we clear? 870 00:37:01,834 --> 00:37:02,834 Thank you, gentlemen. 871 00:37:02,834 --> 00:37:06,000 And by the way, great show. 872 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,033 I mean, like, (imitates explosion) 873 00:37:08,033 --> 00:37:09,634 Explosive. 874 00:37:09,634 --> 00:37:11,033 Thanks. 875 00:37:11,334 --> 00:37:12,234 Sorry. 876 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,067 TERRI: I'm sorry, Will. 877 00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:27,567 I...I could have been more supportive. 878 00:37:29,501 --> 00:37:31,668 You guys were actually pretty good. 879 00:37:33,701 --> 00:37:35,134 And you were good. 880 00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:38,534 You were really good. 881 00:37:38,534 --> 00:37:40,234 Yeah? 882 00:37:40,234 --> 00:37:42,067 Yeah. 883 00:37:50,933 --> 00:37:53,134 Don't bother. She's already pregnant. 884 00:37:53,134 --> 00:37:54,334 (giggling) Hey, kids. 885 00:37:54,334 --> 00:37:55,501 Have you seen Doodle? 886 00:37:55,501 --> 00:37:57,367 Now, you might be thinking, 887 00:37:57,367 --> 00:37:59,701 why would a pop star like me 888 00:37:59,701 --> 00:38:01,100 come over here and talk to you? 889 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:03,067 Well, let me tell you something. 890 00:38:03,067 --> 00:38:05,800 Throngs of screaming teenagers don't do it for Josh Groban. 891 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,067 No. 892 00:38:07,067 --> 00:38:08,567 Josh Groban loves a blowsy alcoholic. 893 00:38:08,567 --> 00:38:10,067 (belches) Oh. Oh, wow. 894 00:38:10,067 --> 00:38:11,467 You'll have to forgive me, ma'am. 895 00:38:11,467 --> 00:38:13,601 I'm a little bit drunk, 896 00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:15,634 and I'm afraid I'm not making good choices right now. 897 00:38:16,967 --> 00:38:19,100 Maybe she slipped and hit her head again. 898 00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:25,800 You guys kicked some serious tail up there tonight. 899 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,401 Sorry about the whole Josh Groban thing. 900 00:38:27,401 --> 00:38:29,134 Nah, it's all right. 901 00:38:29,134 --> 00:38:30,734 How are the other guys taking it? 902 00:38:30,734 --> 00:38:33,501 That Ryerson guy cried himself to sleep in Figgins' arms 903 00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:36,501 and Ken Tanaka is raiding the nacho bar. 904 00:38:36,501 --> 00:38:39,034 What about you? 905 00:38:39,034 --> 00:38:40,601 You okay? 906 00:38:40,601 --> 00:38:44,467 You know, Dad... I am. 907 00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:46,601 I mean, this was all a dream come true, 908 00:38:46,601 --> 00:38:49,668 but...I'm a teacher. 909 00:38:49,668 --> 00:38:52,634 And a really good one. 910 00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:54,200 That's enough for me. 911 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,467 I know. 912 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,800 I saw the way your students look at you. 913 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,467 You inspire people. 914 00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:03,601 You inspired me. 915 00:39:03,601 --> 00:39:05,501 What do you mean? 916 00:39:05,501 --> 00:39:07,301 I'm going to law school. 917 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:08,567 Night classes for now, 918 00:39:08,567 --> 00:39:11,501 until I get all of my prerequisites, 919 00:39:11,501 --> 00:39:13,967 but I registered yesterday. 920 00:39:13,967 --> 00:39:16,634 You made me realize it's never too late 921 00:39:16,634 --> 00:39:18,067 to grow a pair and go after your dream. 922 00:39:18,067 --> 00:39:19,301 That's amazing, Dad. 923 00:39:19,301 --> 00:39:21,234 That's so amazing! 924 00:39:25,434 --> 00:39:27,067 Hey, Kurt. 925 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:31,234 I just wanted to say 926 00:39:31,234 --> 00:39:34,701 I'm really sorry I did that to your car. 927 00:39:34,701 --> 00:39:36,334 I'll pay for it to get fixed. 928 00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:38,134 It's okay. 929 00:39:38,134 --> 00:39:39,467 My dad took my baby away 930 00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:42,634 after he found my tiara collection in my hope chest. 931 00:39:42,634 --> 00:39:44,534 And I just wanted to say 932 00:39:44,534 --> 00:39:46,401 I hope it works out between you and Rachel. 933 00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:50,534 You'll have really cute, loud babies. 934 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,367 Mercedes... 935 00:39:57,234 --> 00:39:59,401 I lied to you. 936 00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:03,134 I don't like Rachel. 937 00:40:07,301 --> 00:40:09,067 I'm gay. 938 00:40:09,067 --> 00:40:12,301 Why didn't you just tell me? 939 00:40:12,301 --> 00:40:15,634 Because I've never told anyone before. 940 00:40:15,634 --> 00:40:18,967 You shouldn't be ashamed of who you are, Kurt. 941 00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:22,167 You should just tell people, 942 00:40:22,167 --> 00:40:24,467 especially the kids in Glee. 943 00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:27,000 The whole point of the club is about 944 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,601 expressing what's really inside you, remember? 945 00:40:30,601 --> 00:40:33,967 I can't. 946 00:40:33,967 --> 00:40:36,567 I'm just not that confident, I guess. 947 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,833 Let me get this straight. 948 00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:49,668 The Glee Club got rid of Dakota Stanley; 949 00:40:49,668 --> 00:40:51,434 Mr. Schuester is back; 950 00:40:51,434 --> 00:40:53,301 and they're busy at work on a new number, 951 00:40:53,301 --> 00:40:54,967 more confident than ever. 952 00:40:54,967 --> 00:40:58,301 WILL: And down... clap, and up, clap, clap. 953 00:40:58,301 --> 00:41:01,034 Down, clap, and up, clap, clap. 954 00:41:01,034 --> 00:41:03,501 This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. 955 00:41:03,501 --> 00:41:05,668 I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. 956 00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:11,467 That's the smell of failure. 957 00:41:11,467 --> 00:41:13,800 And it's stinking up my office. 958 00:41:17,301 --> 00:41:19,701 I'm revoking your tanning privileges 959 00:41:19,701 --> 00:41:20,900 for the rest of the semester. 960 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:24,334 (sobbing): Oh, no! 961 00:41:24,334 --> 00:41:25,334 (sobbing) 962 00:41:28,701 --> 00:41:30,668 Ms. Sylvester, 963 00:41:30,668 --> 00:41:32,067 I want to thank you. 964 00:41:32,067 --> 00:41:33,234 For what? 965 00:41:33,234 --> 00:41:35,501 For teaching me a valuable life lesson. 966 00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:39,167 When you really believe in yourself, 967 00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:43,000 you don't have to bring other people down. 968 00:41:47,567 --> 00:41:50,668 WILL: Uh, uh, step, ball change and head. 969 00:41:50,668 --> 00:41:51,668 Step, ball change and head. 970 00:41:51,668 --> 00:41:54,301 Low and up. 971 00:41:54,301 --> 00:41:57,034 Low and high! 972 00:41:57,034 --> 00:41:58,601 Oh, what do you guys think? 973 00:41:58,601 --> 00:42:00,034 Mr. Schuester? 974 00:42:00,034 --> 00:42:02,501 Yes, Rachel? 975 00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:05,434 It was really good. 976 00:42:05,434 --> 00:42:09,401 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 977 00:42:09,401 --> 00:42:10,534 WILL: Thank you. Thank you. 978 00:42:10,534 --> 00:42:11,734 Okay.