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♪ All the single ladies
all the single ladies ♪
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♪ All the single ladies
all the single ladies ♪
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♪ All the single ladies
all the single ladies ♪
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♪ All the single ladies, ♪
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♪ Now put your hands up up
in a club we just broke up, ♪
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♪ I'm doing my own little thing ♪
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♪ actin' up, drink in my cup I
can care less what you think ♪
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♪ I need no permission
did I mention? Don't pay
him any attention ♪
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♪ 'Cause you had your turn,
and now you gonna learn ♪
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♪ What it really feels like to miss me ♪
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♪ 'Cause if you liked it then
you should've put a ring on it ♪
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♪ If you liked it then you
should've put a ring on it ♪
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♪ Don't be mad once you
see that he want it ♪
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♪ If you liked it then you
should've put a ring on it ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh-oh
oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
oh, oh, oh-oh-oh. ♪
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Dad...you're home early.
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Deadliest Catch is on.
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What are you wearing?
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It's a unitard.
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Guys wear them to, uh, work out nowadays.
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Do sports.
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They wick sweat from the body.
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F-Football.
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Yeah, all the guys in football wear them.
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They're jock-chic.
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Totally. Kurt's on the football team now.
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He's the kicker. That's the
smallest guy on the field, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Brit and Tina were just helping
me with some conditioning work.
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Really?
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You know, I played in JC,
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Before I busted up my knee
popping wheelies on my dirt bike.
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Cool.
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I guess we'll have
something to talk about, then.
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So one of you two his girlfriend?
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But I'm not ready to
be exclusive just yet.
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All right, just keep the music down.
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I can't hear myself think up there.
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Hey, Kurt?
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Be sure to get me a
ticket to your first game.
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Glee Season1 Episode04
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You're doing great, baby.
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Just keep breathing.
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No, no, no.
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Giving birth is not like
how it is in the movies.
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It is bloody and bestial.
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And you get poop all
over your cowboy boots.
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Well, I'm just trying to be supportive.
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Oh, Will, this isn't about you.
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I'm sorry, Kendra.
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When was I making it about me?
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You have to be liked, Will.
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You're nice and supportive, and
you avoid conflict.
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Your wife is going to
be pushing a watermelon
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out of her boy-howdy in five months.
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She doesn't need nice.
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She needs dolomite.
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I can be tough.
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Of course you can, sweetie.
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Okay, why don't you come on down here,
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I'm going to show you how to rub the
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gas bubbles out of your wife's stomach.
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- Okay.
- Oh, no, wait!
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Oh, no, no.
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You'll like it. Phil still
does it to me, feels great.
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I don't want him touching my stomach.
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I mean, maybe he would bruise the baby.
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- Oh.
- What?
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Yeah.
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Honey, would you make me a BLT?
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Sure, uh, I'm...
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It's going to take a few minutes, though.
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- That's okay.
- All right. Be right back.
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Make me one, too, but hold the tomato.
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Okay.
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- And the lettuce.
- Okay.
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I can't do this.
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Oh, honey, don't worry about it.
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You're going to have an epidural.
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I'm just making it sound worse
than it is to make him feel guilty.
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And then you have him by the
balls for the rest of your life.
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Kendra, if I told you something,
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would you promise not to
tell anybody, not even Phil?
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Oh, my god.
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- Is the baby black?
- No.
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The doctor said it's
a hysterical pregnancy.
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I can't tell Will.
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I can't.
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He already has one foot out the door.
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This baby's the only
reason he's still here.
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What do you think he's going to
do when he finds out you lied?
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Oh, god, I don't know.
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I gotta tell him the truth.
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I've got to tell him and I've
got to deal with the consequences.
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- Are you insane?
- What?
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Dishonesty is food to a marriage.
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It will die without it.
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- Oh, Kendra...
- Stop being so emotional.
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Okay.
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The solution is clear.
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We're going to have to get you a baby.
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Hey, guys.
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Hope I'm not intruding.
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No, not at all.
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Oh, um, so get this.
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You know how I'm kind of like
a local news junkie, right?
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Isn't that kind of depressing?
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Oh, no. It's kind of like a,
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like a horror film, you know?
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It's drug recalls and poison toys
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africanized bees, that was terrible...
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That's because disasters freak you out,
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yet fascinate you at
the same time, sweetie.
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So you like the local news,
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because this way you can experience
them from the safety of your condo.
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An-anyway, yeah.
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Um, they just finished this story
on this zoo mauling, you know, and,
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um, you'll never guess who came on next.
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Well, let's see what's going on now with
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local champion cheerleading
coach Sue Sylvester
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in a brand-new segment
call "Sue's Corner.
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Take it away, Sue.
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Thanks, Rod.
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AndA.
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You know, caning has fallen out
of fashion in the United States.
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But ask anyone who's safely walked
the immaculate sidewalks of Singapore
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after winning an international
cheerleading competition,
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and they'll tell you one thing.
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Caning works.
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And I think it's about time we
did a little more of it right here.
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And to all those naysayers
out there who say,
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"That's illegal"; "You can't strike
children on their bare buttocks"
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"with razor-sharp bamboo sticks,"
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well, to them, I say, "Yes, we cane."
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And that's how Sue sees it.
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They gave her a segment on the local news.
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Why?
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Well, because being a local
celebrity who's been written up twice
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on the sports page of USA
Today has its perks, William.
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Hey, pal, you want to pull
that chair out for me?
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My hand's still sore
from signing autographs
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down at the donut hole this morning.
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Brought you some holes
I couldn't finish.
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Oh, and, uh, FYI, the overnights
were through the roof.
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you don't know what that
means,do you,"overnights"?
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Well, that's lingo for overnight ratings,
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which shows us leading
among 18-to-49 year olds,
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making WOHN Western Ohio's
number one local newscast.
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"Wow" is the word, Alma.
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You know, I wasn't
always in the spotlight.
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But I didn't want to
end up stuck at a lousy
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high school wrestling
with mental illness.
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Or 40 and single,
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Coaching the worst football
team in the history of our state.
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Or having to go to the salon
every week to have my hair permed.
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I didn't want to have
to do that to myself.
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So, I sent out my resume,
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and I am so happy to tell you
that I am busting out of my box.
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I'd love to stay and chat, but
I got a satellite interview.
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That's lingo, again, for an interview
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via satellite.
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Excuse me, this isn't the right key.
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No, that's actually the right key.
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This is the alto part.
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Yep.
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Tina's doing the solo.
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I-I'm sorry. There must
be some sort of mix-up.
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I thought I made it
very clear that anything
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from west side story goes to me.
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Maria is my part.
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Natalie Wood was a Jew, you know.
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I've had a very deep, personal connection
to this role since the age of one.
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Well, I'm trying to shake things
up a bit, get us out of our boxes.
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You're trying to punish me.
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I think you're being irritational.
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I think you're being unfair.
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I think you're being unfair to Tina,
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who might've been happy
about getting her first solo.
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Tina knows how much I respect her,
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and I think she would agree with me that
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she's not ready for such
an iconic role as Maria.
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Wait.
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I'm a jet?
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The more times she storms out of
rehearsal, the less impact it has.
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Congratulations, Tina.
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This is going well.
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Finn?
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I needed to ask you something.
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Thanks, but I already
have a date to the prom.
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But I'm flattered.
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I know how important
dances are to teen gays.
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I'm not gay.
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I just...
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I needed a favor.
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This is not that
difficult, gentlemen, let's go.
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Just relax, okay?
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Remember what I told you:
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Keep your eye on the
ball, don't try to aim it.
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Okay, put your helmet on.
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It'll mess up my hair.
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Put your...put your helmet on, okay?
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God...
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Good, red's your color.
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Thank you for helping me with this, Finn.
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You're really cool.
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Well, I figure, the more crossover
between Glee and football,
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the easier my life's going to be.
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Whoa, whoa, where are you going?
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To get my music ready.
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Are you nuts? You can't use that.
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But we did when we were rehearsing.
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Practicing and no one was around.
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Look, do you know how much interference
I had to run with these guys
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just to get you this tryout?
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If you do it your
way, they're going to kill you.
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My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé.
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If I don't warm it up
right, it doesn't rise.
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If I'm doing this, I'm doing it my way.
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So are you two an item now, or...?
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He doesn't belong here.
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You joined Acafellas. What's
the difference?
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I'm a stud, dude.
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I can wear a dress to school, and
people think it's cool.
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Everybody take a knee.
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Six games.
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Our kicker, Mr. Langanthal,
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is zero for 12 in field goal attempts.
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As most of you
statistically-minded people know,
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that sucks!
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So, Mr. Langanthal will thusly now
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be in charge of hydration services.
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The next player that can get a football
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between those uprights will get his job.
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Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel,
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and I'll be auditioning
for the role of kicker.
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♪ I'm up on him, he up on me ♪
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♪ Don't pay him any attention ♪
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♪ Just cryin' my tears ♪
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♪ For three good years, you
can't be mad at me ♪
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♪ 'Cause if you liked it then
you should've put a ring on it ♪
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♪ If you liked it then you
should've put a ring on it ♪
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♪ Don't be mad once you
see that he want it ♪
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♪ 'Cause if you liked it then
you should've put a ring on it ♪
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That was good, right?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- That's good?
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Can you do that with a game on the line
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and ten gorillas bearing down on you
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who want nothing more than to
taste your sweet, virgin blood?
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Hmm, sounds like fun.
253
00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,300
Can I have my music?
254
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:09,290
You kick like that, you can
wear a tutu, for all I care.
255
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,720
Gentlemen!
256
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,600
We have found ourselves a kicker!
257
00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:16,010
♪ What it really feels like to miss me, ♪
258
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,630
♪ 'Cause if you liked it then you
should've put a ring on it, oh-oh-oh. ♪
259
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,770
More mail for you, Sue.
260
00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:24,740
But I think there might be some...
261
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:28,030
some hate mail mixed in from
your editorial on littering.
262
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:31,550
Well, Mr. McClung, your station
didn't hire me because I was yella.
263
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:37,090
Not everyone's going to have the
walnuts to take a pro-littering stance,
264
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,520
but I will not rest until every inch
of our fair state is covered in garbage.
265
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,430
That's why I pay taxes.
266
00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:45,040
It keeps garbagemen earning a living,
267
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:48,430
so they can afford
tacos for their family.
268
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,170
Fantastic.
269
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,510
But I'm...
270
00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:58,590
concerned about your future at WOHN.
271
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,980
You see, my daughter goes to your school.
272
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:05,750
And she says that a lot of the top
cheerleaders are defecting to the show choir.
273
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,760
You know, it makes me wonder if you're,
274
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,940
if you're losing all that talent how
you could expect to win Nationals.
275
00:13:12,070 --> 00:13:15,740
See, your segment's all about
being a champion, Sue, a winner.
276
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,330
So...
277
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:20,190
We need you to win Nationals.
278
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,200
Okay, uh...
279
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:23,860
thanks a bunch.
280
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,940
Great work.
281
00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:34,230
Quinn?
282
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,000
Quinn?
283
00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:39,300
Hey, what's with the silent treatment?
284
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,700
Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
285
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,040
I'm pregnant.
286
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,330
I wasn't sure and...
287
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,130
I really didn't want to go by myself.
288
00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:55,530
I'm so sorry that I
didn't tell you sooner.
289
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,840
Mine?
290
00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,920
Yes, you.
291
00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:02,270
Who else's would it be?
292
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:03,440
But we - we never...
293
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,070
Last month.
294
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,880
Hot tub.
295
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,230
Oh, no.
296
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:17,840
Oh, no.
297
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,040
Oh...
298
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,470
Think of the mail.
299
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,170
Think of the mail.
300
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,180
You killed him! What are you gonna do?
301
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,830
But we were wearing our swimsuits.
302
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:30,560
Ask Jeeves said a hot tub is the
perfect temperature for sperm.
303
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,510
It helps it swim faster.
304
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:33,700
Oh, my god.
305
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:34,910
Oh, my god.
306
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,590
Oh, my god, wait.
307
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,880
- Are - are you going
to get a...?
- No.
308
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,860
I really thought I had a
shot of getting out of here.
309
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,840
I've been collecting since 1961.
310
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,700
Isn't this just lovely and normal?
311
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:04,020
They're my everything.
312
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,270
Teatime.
313
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,580
Right.
314
00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:14,360
So, to what do I owe the
honor of your presence?
315
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:17,350
Oh, I just thought I'd stop
by and say hello, buddy.
316
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,600
Boy, the only thing
missing from this place
317
00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,240
is a couple dozen bodies lymed and
318
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,050
rotting in shallow graves
under the floorboards.
319
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:28,010
Please, have a seat on the casting couch.
320
00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:35,500
Its so wonderful to finally
have some Sandy time.
321
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:38,020
I have my bridge game on Fridays.
322
00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:42,300
Saturdays, I am fully committed
at the local cat rescue.
323
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,370
Sandy...
324
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:45,220
Let's cut the crap.
325
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:50,480
I'm living in a cocoon of horror.
326
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:56,550
Yesterday, I ate nine cans
of aerosol whipped cream.
327
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,900
No...
328
00:15:58,910 --> 00:15:59,980
You...
329
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,670
Sandy, Sandy...
330
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,020
we have similar problems.
331
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:07,180
You need to be back in the spotlight.
332
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:11,870
I want to offer you the school's
arts administrator position.
333
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,470
You will have control
of all the arts programs:
335
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,730
Glee club.
336
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:23,570
That's impossible.
337
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,150
Figgins will never allow it.
338
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,750
Oh, don't you worry about Figgins.
339
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:31,030
I'm never letting Sandy
Ryerson back in this school.
340
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,780
Take a look at this.
341
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,670
Vascular embolisms are a serious
hazard on long distance flights.
342
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,790
So make sure to stretch your legs
every hour to prevent clotting.
343
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,070
For additional protection:
344
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,690
Anti-embolism stockings
345
00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:51,280
can be purchased from
your flight attendants
346
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:55,020
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
347
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:59,330
well, I would hate to think of this
video circulating around the school.
348
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:01,770
Better yet, YouTube.
349
00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:05,770
Our first order of
business is Glee Club.
350
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,400
I couldn't agree with you more.
351
00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,350
William is running it into the ground.
352
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,730
And there's one linchpin
holding that group together.
353
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,760
Rachel Berry. How do we steal her away?
354
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:16,380
Hold on to your Easter bonnet, Sandy.
355
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,600
I'm going to fire four words at you.
356
00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:22,380
Liza Minnelli, Celine Dion.
357
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,580
Be a LEAD in our High School Musical!
358
00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:26,350
Audition for CABARET! Must audition
with Celine Dion song of your choice
359
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,000
I am yours.
360
00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:33,200
What do you say to takin' chances?
361
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:40,470
What do you say to jumping off the edge?
362
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:47,990
Never knowing there's
solid ground below or
363
00:17:48,010 --> 00:18:00,410
a hand to hold or hell
to pay what do you say?
364
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:06,310
What do you say?
365
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,470
What's next?
366
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,830
Congratulations, Miss Sally Bowles.
367
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,430
You have just landed the lead.
368
00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:23,240
This is a joke.
369
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:26,840
William, Sandy's never been
formally charged with anything.
370
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:31,420
And the fact is, upon further
reflection, my firing of him was rash.
371
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,300
This is a wonderful thing, Will.
372
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:35,720
How many times have you
sat in the chair complaining
373
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:38,620
how I don't care about the arts program?
374
00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:39,740
This was you.
375
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,150
You have always been out to get me.
376
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:45,030
Well, if I was out to get you, I'd have you
pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now.
377
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,590
William, take a chill pill.
378
00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:47,720
I'm here to help you.
379
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,310
Oh, really?
380
00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:51,630
Is that why you stole my best singer?
381
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:56,850
An opportunity arose for me to
showcase my talents, and I took it.
382
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:59,910
How's that any different from when
you quit Glee to form your boy band?
383
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,810
Because I didn't do it out of spite.
384
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,190
I'm offended by that accusation.
385
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,170
I've always been a team player.
386
00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:08,680
Just admit it, Mr. Shue, you
don't like me very much.
387
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,350
That's not true.
388
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,640
I am your biggest
389
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:15,950
and sometimes, your
only -- fan.
390
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:19,500
Look, I know who I am, okay?
391
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:22,970
I know I can be a little
abrasive, bossy and conceited.
392
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:26,440
I'm just hurt that you chose to judge
me on that, rather than on my talent.
393
00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,670
I know it sounds awful, but
I'm the best one in there.
394
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,530
I try the hardest, and
I want it the most.
395
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,890
Everyone knows that.
396
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,690
And they're scared of it.
397
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,900
They all think that they can slack off
398
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,600
because you'll pick up their weight.
399
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,950
We can't win regionals like that.
400
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,300
We need everyone to
think that they're a star.
401
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:46,350
We're giving everyone a
chance to think they're a star.
402
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,430
We're providing
opportunities, we're opening doors.
403
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:51,980
Find your voice, stomp that yard...
404
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:52,930
all that crap.
405
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,770
What does she have on you?
406
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,890
Enough!
407
00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:00,650
I tried to play nice with you, William.
408
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:04,510
But clearly, you prefer
to be adversaries.
409
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,630
So be it.
410
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:09,350
I'm not quitting Glee.
411
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,090
I'm just looking for a reason to stay.
412
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,240
Oh, like me taking the
solo away from Tina?
413
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,130
Everyone on the team is getting
something out of being there.
414
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,930
You're doing a great job of
getting them out of their shells,
415
00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,150
except for me.
416
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,660
I'm still getting my lipstick
flushed down the toilet.
417
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,890
I still don't have a boyfriend.
418
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,630
Tina's great, but...
419
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:31,600
why do you have to hurt
me to make her feel good?
420
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:33,600
Just come to rehearsal.
421
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:58,600
♪ Tonight, tonight it all began tonight ♪
422
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:05,400
♪ I saw you and the world went away... ♪
423
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:11,750
♪ Tonight, tonight there's only you tonight ♪
424
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:19,070
♪ What you are what you do what you say... ♪
425
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:24,230
♪ Today, all day I had the feeling ♪
426
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:32,720
♪ A miracle would happen
I know now I was right... ♪
427
00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:42,590
♪ For here you are and what
was just a world is a star... ♪
428
00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:46,090
♪ Tonight. ♪
429
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,720
That was great, Tina.
430
00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:49,700
Good job.
431
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:50,990
You don't have to say that.
432
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,120
I was sh-sharp.
433
00:21:53,170 --> 00:21:54,800
I c-c-can't
do this.
434
00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:56,770
Hey, look at me.
435
00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:00,050
Have you noticed the more confident
you are, the less you stutter?
436
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,070
Hey, I need you to be great at Regionals.
437
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:08,080
To do that, you've got to
know that you can do this.
438
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,310
You have to give this song to Rachel.
439
00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:15,010
She's better than me.
440
00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:17,400
And you know she'll quit if you don't.
441
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:20,690
I'll t-take one for the team.
442
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,910
Hey, Finn, what's up?
443
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,880
- Hey...
- It's okay.
444
00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:36,290
It's okay.
445
00:22:42,170 --> 00:22:44,440
Thanks a lot for this, Mr. Shue.
446
00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:46,750
- I couldn't talk to my mom, you know?
- Yeah.
447
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,790
So how far along is she?
448
00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:52,630
Uh, I don't know, uh, a
couple of weeks, maybe.
449
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:55,070
It's pretty recent, I guess.
450
00:22:55,820 --> 00:22:56,450
Well, what do you...
451
00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:57,190
what do you need me to do?
452
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,810
You want me to...
453
00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:00,850
you want me to set you up
with Planned Parenthood?
454
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:01,780
No.
455
00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:03,640
No, it's not even a conversation.
456
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,670
She's keeping it.
457
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,400
I've seen the guys around town
who had kids in high school.
458
00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:15,480
They work here or at the
supermarket or pumping gas or worse.
459
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,790
They're caged.
460
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,820
Got no future.
461
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,690
I can't become one of those dudes.
462
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:25,190
Mr. Shue, I've got to go to college.
463
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,160
But we don't have any money, and...
464
00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:30,220
I need a football scholarship,
465
00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:33,460
but the only way I'm going to
get one is if we start winning.
466
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,380
I'm not a football coach.
467
00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:40,440
Remember when we were working
on that Acafella stuff,
468
00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:42,400
and you helped me and
Puck with the dancing?
469
00:23:42,410 --> 00:23:44,840
- Yeah.
- You loosened us up.
470
00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,680
That's the football team's problem.
471
00:23:46,690 --> 00:23:49,430
I figured it out watching
Kurt kick those field goals.
472
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,800
Check this out.
473
00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:54,180
I got this at the school library.
474
00:23:54,570 --> 00:23:57,820
Did you know you can just
borrow books from there?
475
00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:58,810
All of them.
476
00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:00,830
Except for the encyclopedias, but...
477
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,100
It says in here that Walter
Payton was a great dancer.
478
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:09,110
In college, he - he won dance
competitions on Soul Train.
479
00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:11,470
And he took ballet lessons.
480
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,350
And he even got the whole Bears team to
take them the year they won the Super Bowl.
481
00:24:15,490 --> 00:24:17,100
That's how they came up
with the Super Bowl shuffle.
482
00:24:17,110 --> 00:24:18,600
Let me just get this straight.
483
00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:21,930
You want me to teach the
football team how to dance?
484
00:24:23,890 --> 00:24:25,990
I don't think Ken will go for that.
485
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,180
We'll talk him into it.
486
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,400
Look, you said you needed
guys for Glee Club, right?
487
00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:35,010
If you can help us win one
game, they'll start to trust you.
488
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,660
Then I'm sure some of
them will want to join.
489
00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:43,130
It's a win-win for both of us.
490
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,410
Eat up.
491
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:54,650
How far along is she?
492
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,410
A few weeks.
493
00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:58,860
It breaks my heart.
494
00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:00,810
I mean, they're both
so scared to death, ter.
495
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:03,630
They're just kids. They
can't raise a baby.
496
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,610
Here this poor girl is so ashamed,
497
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:08,450
she feels like she can't tell anybody.
498
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,950
Can you imagine?
499
00:25:13,030 --> 00:25:15,370
Having to hide something like that?
500
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,590
All that effort, covering that up.
501
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,270
What did you say her name was?
502
00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:24,250
- Quinn?
- Quinn Fabray.
503
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:27,460
Oh, and here's the kicker: she's
president of the Celibacy Club.
504
00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:36,850
This is garbage!
505
00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,500
What the hell does Beyonce have
to do with football?
506
00:25:38,510 --> 00:25:39,480
Why don't you ask Kurt?
507
00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:41,790
He seems to be the only one
who can score on this team.
508
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,570
Even in practice.
509
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:45,100
So we're taking coaching
advice from Lance Bass now?
510
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,190
Guys!
511
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,290
Guys!
512
00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:50,320
Athletes are performers, just
like singers and dancers.
513
00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:51,350
Think about it.
514
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,610
Jim Brown, Dick Butkus...
515
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:56,000
O.J. - O.J.
516
00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:57,240
Right.
517
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:58,360
All pretty tough guys.
518
00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:01,050
All of them had big
careers as performers.
519
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,530
Now, I don't think you guys are losing
because you don't have the talent.
520
00:26:04,550 --> 00:26:06,630
You're losing because you
don't have the right attitude.
521
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,780
Oh, I get it.
522
00:26:07,790 --> 00:26:10,200
We have to think more
like Amazonian black women.
523
00:26:10,210 --> 00:26:11,270
Think about it.
524
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,690
If you can sing and
dance in front of people,
525
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:14,700
everything else is easy.
526
00:26:14,710 --> 00:26:16,190
Coach, please.
527
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:16,990
Step in here.
528
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,680
I'm down with it.
529
00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:20,460
I mean, heck, what do we got to lose?
530
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,840
We gave up our pride when we
lost to that school for the deaf.
531
00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:29,200
Sun Tzu says in his art of war
to never let the enemy know you.
532
00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:31,830
Our greatest weapon could
be the element of surprise.
533
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:34,030
Don't tell me that you
wouldn't be on your heels
534
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,360
if the other team started
busting a move on the field.
535
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,030
Okay, too much talking, not
enough stretching.
536
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,090
In the choir room in full pads in five.
537
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,910
That's five minutes. Let's go!
538
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,320
Five, six, seven, eight.
539
00:26:47,330 --> 00:26:49,230
Step, ball change, up.
540
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,600
That's good, guys. Your hips
are still a little tight, okay?
541
00:26:58,610 --> 00:27:00,110
It's just like you're playing football.
542
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,700
It's all about the lateral movement.
543
00:27:01,710 --> 00:27:02,640
Just stay low and...
544
00:27:02,650 --> 00:27:04,550
May I?
545
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,370
Watch Kurt.
546
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,750
All right, boys.
547
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,890
Five, six, seven...
548
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,740
Hand, hand.
549
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,590
Point to the finger.
550
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,450
Hip, head.
551
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,200
Oh, sneak attack back to the ring.
552
00:27:19,210 --> 00:27:20,980
Comb through the hair.
553
00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:23,120
Slap the butt.
554
00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:24,890
Okay, that's enough for today, gentlemen.
555
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,810
We'll work on it.
556
00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:28,620
Just hit the showers.
557
00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:34,190
Um, Coach, I don't mean to interject, but,
558
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,250
um, I think we should
end with a show circle.
559
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,130
What's your problem?
560
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,390
Nothing. I just got a lot on my mind.
561
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,660
Seriously, dude, what's going on?
562
00:27:46,670 --> 00:27:48,430
I'm your best friend.
563
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:49,150
Talk.
564
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,200
It's personal.
565
00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:53,010
I knew it.
566
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:54,170
You're in love with Kurt.
567
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:56,680
Quinn's pregnant. She's keeping the baby.
568
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,280
- 'Sup, MILF?
- Leave me alone.
569
00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:15,610
Who's the daddy?
570
00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:17,990
I just think it's kind
of weird if it's Finn
571
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,780
since you told me you were
a virgin when we did it.
572
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,760
And I know for a fact that
you didn't do it with him.
573
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:25,050
How can you be so sure?
574
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:26,230
Finn's my boy.
575
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,230
He would've told me.
576
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:30,380
You make a habit of sleeping
with your boy's girlfriends?
577
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,990
Well, call the Vatican!
578
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,800
We got ourselves another
immaculate conception.
579
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:37,920
I'd take care of it, you know.
580
00:28:37,930 --> 00:28:39,980
You, too.
581
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,710
My dad's a deadbeat, but
I don't roll that way.
582
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,420
Weren't you fired for peeing
in the fast-food fryolator?
583
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,990
I've got my pool cleaning business.
584
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,420
We live in Ohio.
585
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:56,830
I had sex with you because you got me drunk
on wine coolers and I felt fat that day.
586
00:28:57,910 --> 00:29:00,140
But it was a mistake.
587
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,660
You're a lima loser and you're
always going to be a lima loser.
588
00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,740
How many weeks are you?
589
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,540
From the looks of you, I'd
say no more than five or six.
590
00:29:25,550 --> 00:29:27,440
I assume you haven't
told your parents yet.
591
00:29:27,450 --> 00:29:28,500
How could you?
592
00:29:28,510 --> 00:29:31,890
After Daddy bought you this car so you
could drive him to the Chastity Ball.
593
00:29:32,690 --> 00:29:34,800
You can't raise this baby, Quinn.
594
00:29:34,810 --> 00:29:37,300
I'm sorry, but who are you?
595
00:29:37,830 --> 00:29:39,200
I'm just somebody who wants to help.
596
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:40,510
I don't need your help.
597
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,110
Get the hell out of my car!
598
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,600
Really?
599
00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:46,680
What kind of prenatal
vitamins are you taking?
600
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,490
Here, three times a day
or your baby will be ugly.
601
00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:59,050
I don't understand.
602
00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:02,030
What do you want from me?
603
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,420
Anyone sitting here?
604
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,940
Um, no.
605
00:30:19,950 --> 00:30:21,820
No, here...
606
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:25,610
Well, at least I know it's clean.
607
00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:27,300
Yeah.
608
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,470
Well, I think we, uh, really came
together this week as a team.
609
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,390
Yeah, a gay team.
610
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,320
A big, gay team of dancing gays.
611
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,940
Seriously, Finn, it was
fun in practice and all,
612
00:30:56,950 --> 00:30:59,340
but we can't do that out
here in front of everybody.
613
00:30:59,350 --> 00:31:01,500
It'll make us even more of a joke.
614
00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:18,400
All right, divert right. 87 on one.
615
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:20,290
Break!
616
00:31:22,370 --> 00:31:23,440
Yo, QB!
617
00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:26,340
Your mama's so fat, the back of her
neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
618
00:31:26,350 --> 00:31:27,490
Give me some ketchup!
619
00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,800
Down, set, hut!
620
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,180
Punch and Judy on one, break!
621
00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:44,300
Come on!
622
00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:52,920
Dad!
623
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:55,360
Dad!
624
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,100
I told you! I told you!
625
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,930
I told...
626
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,600
Jordan versus Bird on one!
627
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:05,740
Run!
628
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,480
Cupid tips on one. Break.
629
00:32:37,230 --> 00:32:38,950
Time out.
630
00:32:45,270 --> 00:32:46,790
Dude, we got to do it.
631
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,240
We will be jokes for the
rest of our high school lives.
632
00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,020
We're already jokes.
633
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:54,450
I don't want to be a lima
loser for the rest of my life.
634
00:32:58,660 --> 00:32:59,640
Yo, left tackle
635
00:32:59,650 --> 00:33:02,600
your mama's so fat, her cereal
comes with its own lifeguard
636
00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:03,510
like Baywatch!
637
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,440
Hey, ankle grabber.
638
00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:07,660
I had sex with your mother.
639
00:33:07,670 --> 00:33:10,030
No, seriously I cleaned your pool
640
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,600
and then I had sex with her in your bed.
641
00:33:12,610 --> 00:33:14,690
Nice Star Wars sheets.
642
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,690
Let's do it, Captain.
643
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:21,520
Come on, huddle up.
644
00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:22,740
Huddle up.
645
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,820
Okay, "ring on it" on three.
646
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,630
Yeah.
647
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,080
All right?
648
00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:31,090
Come on, on - on three.
649
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,250
One, two, three, break.
650
00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:46,790
Hut one, two, three.
651
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,380
Let's hit it.
652
00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:59,630
♪ All the single ladies
all the single ladies ♪
653
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,010
♪ All the single ladies
all the single ladies ♪
654
00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:04,600
♪ All the single ladies, now
put your hands up ♪
655
00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:07,260
♪ Up in a club, we just broke up ♪
656
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,700
♪ I'm doing my own little thing ♪
657
00:34:09,710 --> 00:34:12,090
♪ You decided to dip, and
now you want to trip ♪
658
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,650
♪ 'Cause another brother noticed me ♪
659
00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:17,030
♪ I'm up on him, he up on me ♪
660
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,510
♪ Don't pay him any attention ♪
661
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,990
♪ Just cryin' my tears
for three good years ♪
662
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,310
♪ You can't be mad at me ♪
663
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,910
♪ 'Cause if you liked it then
you should have put a ring on it ♪
664
00:34:26,930 --> 00:34:29,300
♪ If you liked it then you
should have put a ring on it ♪
665
00:34:29,310 --> 00:34:31,810
♪ Don't be mad once you
see that he want it ♪
666
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,890
♪ If you liked it then you
should have put a ring on it ♪
667
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:39,230
♪ Oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
668
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,820
♪ If you liked it then you
should have put a ring on it ♪
669
00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:44,120
♪ If you liked it then you
should have put a ring on it ♪
670
00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:46,610
♪ Don't be mad once you
see that he want it ♪
671
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:48,580
♪ If you liked it then you
should have put a ring on it ♪
672
00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:54,580
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
673
00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:56,330
Hike.
674
00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:14,780
Yeah!
675
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,420
You're up, kid.
676
00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:39,970
You make this and we win.
677
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,510
You make this...
678
00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:44,690
and you die a legend.
679
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,690
Can I pee first?
680
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,730
He's so little.
681
00:36:15,310 --> 00:36:16,980
Ten Hut.
682
00:37:17,340 --> 00:37:20,500
Nighttime skin care is a big
part of my postgame ritual.
683
00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:23,380
I don't know what to say
about that, but, uh...
684
00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:27,480
I was really proud of you tonight, Kurt.
685
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,380
I wish your mom would have been there.
686
00:37:30,390 --> 00:37:33,740
I mean, alive.
687
00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:35,860
Thanks.
688
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,610
Dad...I...
689
00:37:44,050 --> 00:37:46,390
have something that I want to say.
690
00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:53,310
I'm glad that you're proud of me,
691
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,330
but I don't want to lie anymore.
692
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,170
Being a part of...
693
00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:05,800
the Glee Club and football has real
showed me that I can be anything.
694
00:38:07,010 --> 00:38:10,160
And what I am... I.
695
00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:17,120
I'm gay.
696
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,200
I know.
697
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:21,090
Really?
698
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,690
I've known since you were three.
699
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,440
All you wanted for your birthday
was a pair of sensible heels.
700
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:33,990
I guess I'm not totally in
love with the idea, but...
701
00:38:35,530 --> 00:38:37,540
if that's who you are,
702
00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:39,700
there's nothing I can do about it.
703
00:38:39,710 --> 00:38:41,880
And I love you just as much.
704
00:38:44,510 --> 00:38:46,330
Okay?
705
00:38:50,660 --> 00:38:52,800
Thanks for telling me, Kurt.
706
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,990
You're sure, right?
707
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,420
Yeah, Dad, I'm sure.
708
00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:08,080
I'm just checking.
709
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,000
Hey.
710
00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:18,990
Here.
711
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,890
It's my gee-ge.
712
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:24,220
This is the baby blanket my
dad got me the day I was born.
713
00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:26,170
It was the only thing I
had to remember him by.
714
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:28,290
I used to cry without it.
715
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,410
I took it everywhere with me.
716
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:31,730
So it's a little dirty.
717
00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:33,920
But I want our baby to have it.
718
00:39:34,550 --> 00:39:38,250
I'm going to do everything
I can to be a good father.
719
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,770
Thank you, Finn.
720
00:39:42,790 --> 00:39:44,610
Hey, guys.
721
00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:46,860
How you doing?
722
00:39:47,270 --> 00:39:50,010
You know, lately I've been getting
really sick in the morning.
723
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,690
Must be a virus.
724
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,580
Hey, you putting on a little weight?
725
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:54,870
You should watch your carbs.
726
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,850
They're not going to
be able to hoist you
727
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,700
to the top of that cheerleading
pyramid much longer.
728
00:39:57,710 --> 00:40:00,840
Hey, don't talk to my
girlfriend like that.
729
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:08,700
You know what, you're right.
730
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,770
I was out of line.
731
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,790
See you guys around.
732
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:22,750
You know, there's a
question I get asked a lot.
733
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,990
Whether I'm accepting
an honorary doctorate
734
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,320
or performing a citizen's arrest;
735
00:40:27,330 --> 00:40:31,980
People ask me, "Sue, what's your secret?"
736
00:40:31,990 --> 00:40:34,260
Well, I'll tell you my
secret, Western Ohio.
737
00:40:34,270 --> 00:40:36,660
Hey, guys, let's give a big Glee
welcome to our three new members
738
00:40:36,670 --> 00:40:38,940
fresh off their big win on Friday night.
739
00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:42,220
Noah Puckerman, Matt
Rutherford and Mike Chang.
740
00:40:42,230 --> 00:40:44,470
Regionals, here we come.
741
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:48,360
Sue Sylvester is not
afraid to shake things up.
742
00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:52,330
Let's start today with
"tonight" from West Side Story.
743
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:57,160
Tina...
744
00:40:57,470 --> 00:40:59,540
Show us what you got.
745
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,170
You know, I'm tired to hear people complain
746
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:04,500
I'm riddle with this disease, or...
747
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,660
I was at that tsunami.
748
00:41:06,670 --> 00:41:08,660
So then I say, shake it up a bit!
749
00:41:08,670 --> 00:41:10,260
Get out of your box!
750
00:41:10,270 --> 00:41:13,330
Even if that box happens to be where you're living.
751
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:17,400
I thought you were at Glee practice, my little multi-tasking star.
752
00:41:17,410 --> 00:41:18,760
I quit.
753
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:20,340
I'm yours exclusively.
754
00:41:20,350 --> 00:41:22,690
I often yell at homeless people
755
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:25,780
Hey! How's that homelessness working out for you?
756
00:41:25,790 --> 00:41:28,220
Give not being a homeless a try! Huh?
757
00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:29,950
Maybe this time in B-flat?
758
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,600
You know something, Ohio?
759
00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:34,730
It's not easy to break out of your comfort zone.
760
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:36,920
People will tear you down.
761
00:41:36,930 --> 00:41:39,140
Tell you you shouldn't 've bothered in the first place.
762
00:41:39,150 --> 00:41:41,030
But let me tell you something
763
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,620
There's no much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans
764
00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:49,230
and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you.
765
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,550
They're both just making a lot of noise.
766
00:41:51,570 --> 00:41:54,220
How do you take it? It's up to you.
767
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:56,400
Keep in yourself they are cheering for you.
768
00:41:56,410 --> 00:42:00,510
You do that ... and some day, they will.
769
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,620
And that's how Sue sees it
770
00:42:03,630 --> 00:42:06,060
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