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I'm kind of worried
about the baby.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Um...
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how about I give Tina a
few of her verses, okay?
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Okay.
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You think you might want to
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tell your mom
about what's going on?
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I think I'd rather
handle it myself right now.
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My mom's got enough
to worry about.
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How come you haven't had
any morning sickness?
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Quinn Fabray has been upchucking
every 15 minutes.
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Really?
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That's a really good sign.
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That means the baby's not
a Mongoloid.
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Well, is it bad that
you haven't been sick then?
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Oh, no, honey, no, no.
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You should ask Howard Bamboo
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about my Linda Blair
impersonations
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every half hour at work.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this whole Rachel thing.
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Hey. Would you like
anything else?
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Another piece of
grasshopper pie.
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What, are you going
for the record?
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I'm with child.
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Hey, did you
go to McKinley High?
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I think I had you
in my Spanish class.
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Yeah, like, five years ago.
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I go to Carmel now.
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How is that possible?
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You must be 22.
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Twenty-four.
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I'm a sixth-year senior.
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They keep failing me so I can
stay in Vocal Adrenaline.
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They fail you on purpose?
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Yeah.
Is that legal?
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I'm the only one who can
do the triple flip.
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Yeah. Hey, how about
that other piece of pie?
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How about it.
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Honey, are you
all right?
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Yeah.
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Fine.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(bell ringing)
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So... have I done
something wrong... or...?
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Oh, no. No, no.
Absolutely not.
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No, um, actually,
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I've just, um, taken
a special interest in you.
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Look, I know sometimes that life
can come at you pretty fast,
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and, uh, you reach a point
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where you might just
need a little, um,
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special guidance.
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Has someone told you something
about my personal life?
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No. Mm-mm.
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Can you keep
a secret?
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But, you know,
there are very few students
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that ever get
athletic scholarships.
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Okay? But there are a lot of
schools that give full rides
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to students
who excel in music.
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Students like yourself.
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And I don't know, maybe if
you were able to go to college,
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you wouldn't, say,
end up stuck in this town
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in a dead-end job living hand-
to-mouth with a wife and a kid
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you never intended to have,
you know?
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For example.
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That's just something
off the top of my head.
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So you think if
I stuck with Glee
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that I could get
a scholarship?
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It's definitely a possibility.
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You know? And if you
did well at regionals,
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maybe you could, um,
generate some interest.
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But we lost Rachel.
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Do you think we can
do it without her?
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Sure.
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(bell rings)
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Do you think we can
win regionals without Rachel?
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Well, remember the
Jamaican bobsled team?
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Big long shots.
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Definitely.
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But if you're concerned
about your future
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and, um, those who may be
a part of your future soon,
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um, maybe you could
just give Rachel a talk.
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You know, see if you can
get her to come back.
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(bell rings)
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How does it feel to
be just a sophomore
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and get the lead in
the school musical?
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It's an honor.
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Frankly, one I feel
I've earned.
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If there's anything I've learned
in my 16 years on the stage,
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it's that stars are rare,
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and when they're found,
you have to let them shine.
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(recorder clicks off)
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Show me your bra.
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You mean the one I'm wearing?
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Quid pro quo, Rachel.
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If you want a
good review,
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show me your over the
shoulder boulder holder.
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No way. You can't do that.
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My performance will
stand on its own.
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Besides, no one reads
the school paper, anyway.
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Oh, but I'll post my
scathing review online.
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You'll be finished on
the high school stage.
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Now, get those sweater puppies
out of their cashmere cage.
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(groans)
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Sorry I'm late.
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My Vespa had a flat.
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Give me a minute and I will
be ready for my interview.
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We're actually not gonna need
any quotes from you
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for the article,
Mr. Ryerson.
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Do the right thing.
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All the great actresses
take their clothes off.
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RYERSON: Well, I have
no problem with nudity.
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Let me tell you about
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my planned
production of Equus.
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Have you ever
hung out at a stable?
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Hey, what are you doing?
Nothing. Uh, just...
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getting the star treatment
I didn't get in Glee.
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Totally.
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It's times like this
where I know
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I've chosen the right path.
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I'm never going back to Glee.
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It's clear my talent
is too big for an ensemble.
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Not gonna get an
argument from me.
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I'm not?
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No. You're, like, the most
talented person I know.
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Even more than that guy at the
mall who can juggle chain saws.
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I just wanted to let you know
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that if you need someone
to run lines with,
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I'm available.
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Th-There is a lot of dialogue.
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I figured...
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we could go
somewhere quiet,
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maybe with low lighting and...
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Let me know.
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I could get fired for this.
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She was a student
15 years ago.
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No one is gonna care.
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Okay.
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(chuckles)
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I-I knew it.
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She never graduated.
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She-she quit with, like,
three credits to go.
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Yeah, I, um, I saw
her picture in the folder.
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Pretty.
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Pretty?
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Mm.
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April Rhodes
was a goddess.
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The most talented
performer
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in McKinley Glee
Club history.
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When she sang,
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it was mesmerizing.
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She was my first crush.
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I was a freshman,
she was a senior.
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Wait, hold on,
'cause I thought you said
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your wife was
your first crush.
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Well, yeah,
that's because
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April didn't
even look at me.
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Aw, crap, there's no
forwarding address.
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S-So then you've-you've had
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feelings for someone
other than your wife.
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Emma, I'd love to play
This Is Your Life,
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but Lord Google
demands my attention.
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Okay, just wait-wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Um, reaching back
into your past is
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a dangerous business, okay?
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People can change.
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They can, um,
disappoint you...
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I think I can handle it.
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I thought I could, too.
Just hear me out, hear me out.
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A few years ago,
I started an online flirtation
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with a high school flame Andy.
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Things got weird,
and I called it off.
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And two months later...
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...Versace was dead.
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Dead.
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Okay.
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(typing)
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April Rhodes...
Ohio.
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Oh! She has a MySpace page.
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(whispers):
Oh, God.
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Oh, and here's a link
to her own personal Web site.
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She's online.
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(laughs)
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"Hi, April.
(typing)
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"Not sure if you remember me,
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but my name
is Will Schuester."
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(mouse clicks)
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"35 Bontempo Road,
between 2:00 and 3:00.
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Bring buffalo wings."
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("Heart of Glass" playing)
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♪ Seemed like the real thing ♪
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♪ Only to find ♪
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(doorbell rings)
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♪ Much mistrust,
love gone behind... ♪
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April.
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Hello.
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Are you Will?
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Y-You remember me?
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(slurred):
Mm. No, but I don't
remember breakfast.
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(laughs)
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Come on in.
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♪ Seemed like the real thing ♪
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♪ But I was so blind... ♪
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So, did I sleep with you?
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Uh, I was a freshman
when you were a senior.
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So, did I sleep with you?
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No.
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Can I get you a drink?
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I just cracked open
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a fresh box of wine.
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This is a-a great place
you have.
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Uh, looks like you're
doing well for yourself.
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I get about five or six
appointments on a good day
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from my
World Wide Web page,
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so I do okay for myself.
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(chuckles)
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Why don't you have a seat,
take off that jacket,
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and I'm gonna
slip into something
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a little more comfortable.
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(giggles)
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WOMAN:
So, this is a
beautiful five-bedroom
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with wood-burning
fireplace and--
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You.
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This is the third time
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this week.
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Who are you?
I'm Sandra with Oakcrest Realty.
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And she is a squatter.
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This is a bank-
owned property.
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The owners foreclosed
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six months ago.
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Let me just get my vino,
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and I'll be out of your hair.
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Hold that.
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Oh, okay.
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Just...
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Nice place.
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(song stops)
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Can I ask you
a question?
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Yeah.
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What happened
to you, April?
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In high school, you were
really going places.
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You had a voice like a
dream; everyone loved you.
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Oh.
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Oh, I hitched my star
to the wrong wagon.
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Me and my high school sweetheart
Vinny were convinced
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we were going to be stars,
so we dropped out of school
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and hitchhiked our way
to the Broadway.
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(chuckles)
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Then we ended up
in Cleveland slinging hash
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at Ralph's Bait Shop
and Waffle House.
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Then Ralph had
an affair with Vinny.
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I had a set of
mixed-race twins.
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And those were
the good times.
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(chuckles)
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(sighs)
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April... I think your
struggle is really moving.
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And I want to help you
get back on your feet.
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I happen to know
that you're only
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three credits shy
of your diploma.
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I can put you
in my Spanish class.
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And...
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I know you're an
amazing singer.
263
00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,467
I want you to be
in the glee club.
264
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:00,834
We'll get you sobered up...
265
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,434
find you some
underwear.
266
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:07,868
It's not too late
for you, April.
267
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,701
What do you say?
268
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,534
Guys, I'd like to introduce you
to someone very special.
269
00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:22,167
This is April Rhodes.
270
00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:23,334
She's our newest member.
271
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,701
(clicking tongue)
272
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:27,501
Wait, so old people
can join Glee Club now?
273
00:11:27,501 --> 00:11:29,067
Old, huh?
274
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,868
You guys look like
the world's worst Benetton ad.
275
00:11:31,868 --> 00:11:33,467
(chuckles)
276
00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:34,968
ARTIE:
Mr. Schuester,
277
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:36,634
this seems like a terrible idea.
278
00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,968
April is a
great singer.
279
00:11:38,968 --> 00:11:40,934
And she never
graduated.
280
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,667
We appreciate
what you're trying to do,
281
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:44,367
but she's no Rachel.
282
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,601
Who's Rachel?
283
00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,067
Sh-She's kind
of our star.
284
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,968
Your star, eh?
285
00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:50,100
Well, where is she?
286
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,234
She left.
287
00:11:51,234 --> 00:11:52,767
To be the lead in Cabaret.
288
00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,634
(chuckles)
289
00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:58,067
Hey, Tinkles, give me
"Maybe This Time" in B flat.
290
00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,501
And don't let me
catch you snoozing.
291
00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:03,934
(playing "Maybe This Time")
292
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,100
♪ Maybe this time ♪
293
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:18,901
♪ I'll be lucky ♪
294
00:12:18,901 --> 00:12:22,567
♪ Maybe this time, he'll stay ♪
295
00:12:29,968 --> 00:12:32,767
♪ Maybe this time ♪
296
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:35,534
♪ For the first time ♪
297
00:12:35,534 --> 00:12:40,767
♪ Love won't hurry away ♪
298
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:51,801
♪ He will hold me fast ♪
299
00:12:51,801 --> 00:12:57,200
♪ I'll be home at last ♪
300
00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,100
♪ Not a loser ♪
301
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,267
(chuckles)
302
00:13:01,267 --> 00:13:02,400
♪ Anymore ♪
303
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,934
♪ Like the last time ♪
304
00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:08,334
♪ And the time before ♪
305
00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:20,501
♪ Everybody loves a winner ♪
306
00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:26,367
♪ So nobody loved me ♪
307
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:28,968
♪ Lady Peaceful ♪
308
00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:31,767
♪ Lady Happy ♪
309
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:37,567
♪ That's what I long to be ♪
310
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,767
♪ All the odds are ♪
311
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,267
♪ They're in my favor ♪
312
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:47,300
♪ Something's bound to begin ♪
313
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,534
♪ It's gonna happen ♪
(laughs)
314
00:13:50,534 --> 00:13:53,033
♪ Happen sometime ♪
315
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,300
♪ Maybe this time, I'll win ♪
316
00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:01,033
♪ 'Cause everybody ♪
317
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:03,100
♪ They love a winner ♪
318
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:08,200
♪ So nobody loved me ♪
319
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,734
♪ Lady Peaceful ♪
320
00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:13,567
♪ Lady Happy ♪
321
00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:19,400
♪ That's what I long to be ♪
322
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,601
♪ All the odds are ♪
323
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:24,167
♪ They're in my favor ♪
324
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:29,200
♪ Something's bound to give in ♪
325
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,067
♪ It's gonna happen ♪
326
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:34,067
♪ Happen sometime ♪
327
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:36,400
♪ Maybe this time ♪
328
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:40,834
♪ Maybe this time, I'll win... ♪
329
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:47,267
♪ I'll win... ♪
330
00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:52,300
♪ Win! ♪
331
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:06,267
Stick that in your pipe
and smoke it.
332
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:12,033
WILL:
So, if I were to say,
"I'm going to Mexico
333
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:15,200
for the day,"
would I use "por" or "para"?
334
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,167
April.
335
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,601
Para.
336
00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:20,601
Por.
337
00:15:20,601 --> 00:15:21,701
Oh.
338
00:15:21,701 --> 00:15:23,467
I guess I better pour myself
339
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,100
another Crantini.
340
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,133
(laughter)
341
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,300
I'm just kidding.
342
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,334
It's hot chocolate.
343
00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:30,701
(bell rings)
344
00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:33,167
All right, remember, guys,
oral reports Wednesday.
345
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,601
April, can I talk
to you for a second?
346
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,701
I'm sorry, Will.
347
00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:40,133
The old noodle just ain't
what she used to be.
348
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,367
I huffed a lot of
upholstery cleaner in the '90s.
349
00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,367
Look, April,
350
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,868
I've been, uh, talking
to the glee kids,
351
00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:49,133
and, um, I think
they're still
352
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:52,033
not so sure about
having you around.
353
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:55,534
You draw a lot of
attention to yourself.
354
00:15:55,534 --> 00:15:57,167
And they're embarrassed
enough as it is.
355
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:59,334
So do you think
you could maybe
356
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,901
take some time and
try to win them over?
357
00:16:00,901 --> 00:16:04,534
("You Make My Dreams"
by Hall & Oates playing)
358
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:06,634
Yeah.
359
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,534
Mm, smells like
my Aunt Mildred.
360
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,534
Just drink it.
361
00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:12,701
♪ What I want ♪
362
00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:14,033
Sweet.
363
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,300
With a bit of an
afterburny taste.
364
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:17,934
Oh, good Chablis should
always have a little bite.
365
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:19,934
Now, a few swigs of that
every day before school,
366
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:23,334
and you'll have all the courage
you need to be yourself.
367
00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:24,968
Really?
Oh, yeah.
368
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:26,133
That's fantastic.
369
00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,667
Mm, so is my primo collection
370
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,801
of vintage muscle magazines.
371
00:16:29,801 --> 00:16:31,133
Want them?
372
00:16:31,133 --> 00:16:32,234
(bell rings)
373
00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:34,067
Mr. Schuester,
I changed my mind.
374
00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:35,367
April should stay.
375
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:37,133
I worship her.
376
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:42,200
♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
377
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,400
Oh, no, you got to be
more natural.
378
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,968
I c-can't do this.
379
00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:48,133
I don't understand why we're
doing this in the first place.
380
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,767
Your lack of imagination
astounds me.
381
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:51,901
This is only the beginning.
382
00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:53,767
If you can master this,
383
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,501
you can sneak anything out of
a store between your knees.
384
00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:58,968
Shoes, prom dresses.
385
00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:01,267
I once got a cake
out of a kid's birthday party.
386
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:02,734
With the candles still lit.
387
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:05,934
Are you sure?
388
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,400
She can stay.
389
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,501
T-T-Totally.
390
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,033
♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
391
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,434
♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪
392
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,200
(laughs)
393
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,634
Don't tickle me.
394
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:20,634
(laughs)
395
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:23,801
(piano playing "Cabaret")
396
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,868
♪ What good is sitting ♪
397
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,501
♪ Alone in your room? ♪
398
00:17:27,501 --> 00:17:28,501
This is terrible.
399
00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:31,767
♪ Come hear the music play ♪
400
00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:32,934
This is a disaster.
401
00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:34,601
♪ Life is a cabaret ♪
402
00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:35,968
I'm gonna barf.
403
00:17:35,968 --> 00:17:38,334
♪ Old chum ♪
Boring!
404
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,801
♪ Come to the cabaret ♪
405
00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:42,434
No, no, no, no, no!
406
00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:43,934
(music stops)
407
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:45,267
I don't know what you want.
408
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:46,834
Well, I know
what I don't want.
409
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,634
And it is
all of this.
410
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,667
When I gave you this part,
I thought you could handle it,
411
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,000
but clearly you can't.
412
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,634
What this show needs
413
00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:58,968
is a star with a little
bit more maturity.
414
00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:00,300
I know what you're trying to do.
415
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,634
You're trying to get me to quit,
so you can be the star.
416
00:18:02,634 --> 00:18:04,334
Well, it won't work.
417
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,667
I'm not going anywhere.
418
00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:11,668
I'll say.
419
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,434
I'm sleeping with him.
So am I.
420
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:19,734
This play's weird.
421
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,501
That's Mr. Ryerson's
favorite line.
422
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,701
You're a really good actor,
Finn.
423
00:18:24,701 --> 00:18:26,200
Maybe you should consider
joining the musical.
424
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,000
I'm pretty devoted to Glee.
425
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,167
I don't think I could
just walk away from it.
426
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,000
I know how hard
it was for you.
427
00:18:33,234 --> 00:18:35,400
But I could justify doing both
428
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,901
if you came back.
429
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:39,801
But we both know
that's not gonna happen.
430
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:41,267
Do you know what we should do?
431
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:43,267
Elope?
What?
432
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:44,534
Nothing.
433
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,534
We should go bowling.
434
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,601
You're always so stressed out
about the play.
435
00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:51,968
You just need
to loosen up.
436
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:54,000
I always go bowling
whenever I'm worked up
437
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,467
about a big game or something.
438
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,434
Just us?
439
00:18:58,434 --> 00:19:00,634
Yeah.
440
00:19:00,634 --> 00:19:02,100
Yeah, that-that-that
would be great.
441
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,000
I-I am really
stressed out.
442
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,267
But that's the price you
pay for being a star.
443
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:08,534
APRIL:
Don't I know it.
444
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:09,534
WILL:
Hey,achel.
445
00:19:09,534 --> 00:19:12,567
April Rhodes, Rachel Berry.
446
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,067
Hey, can you give us
the room, Rachel?
447
00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:16,067
We need to teach April the cues
for "Don't Stop Believing."
448
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,901
Wait, she's singing
the female lead?
449
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:21,067
Wait, she's in the glee club?
450
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,534
She's... ancient.
451
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,667
Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.
452
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:28,300
That's Rachel's part, Mr. Shue.
453
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:31,133
Well, Rachel's not
in the glee club anymore.
454
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,367
Thanks, Finn.
455
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,434
Rachel...
456
00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,167
We're all really excited
to see the play.
457
00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:41,400
Make sure you save us
a seat in the front row.
458
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:45,267
(door opens)
459
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,334
(door closes)
460
00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:48,567
(playing scales on piano)
461
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,067
♪ Me, me, me, me,
me, me, me ♪
462
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,701
♪ You, you, you, you,
you, you, you ♪
463
00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:57,067
(bell rings)
464
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,834
(sniffing)
465
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,234
Kurt?
466
00:20:03,234 --> 00:20:05,634
(echoing):
Hi.
467
00:20:05,634 --> 00:20:07,300
(sniffing
echoes)
468
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,167
Kurt, I'm a girl
who knows her solvents,
469
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,834
and your breath smells like
rubbing alcohol.
470
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,667
Oh, Bambi.
471
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:18,267
I cried so hard when those
hunters shot your mommy.
472
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:21,033
(retching)
(gasps)
473
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:30,033
Hey, Em. Just trying
to figure out the set list
474
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,033
for Saturday.
475
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:33,133
I just got back from
the emergency room.
476
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,701
Had them give me
four decontamination showers.
477
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,501
I think they call that
"the full Silkwood."
478
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:38,567
What happened?
479
00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:40,968
Kurt was drunk
and he ralphed on me.
480
00:20:40,968 --> 00:20:44,033
Not really fessing up to
how he got the booze just yet,
481
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,167
but I'm pretty sure
it's not a fake ID,
482
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,701
because he looks like
an 11-year-old milkmaid.
483
00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:51,067
Will, I think it was April.
484
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:54,434
Her backpack's always
clinking with empties.
485
00:20:54,434 --> 00:20:55,968
I'm so sorry.
486
00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:57,334
I-I will, I'll talk to him.
487
00:20:57,334 --> 00:20:59,167
Okay.
488
00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:01,000
I'm, um,
489
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,667
I'm a little bit worried
490
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,067
about the glee club.
491
00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,667
So am I.
492
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,567
I mean...
(sighs)
493
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:11,534
if we don't place at regionals,
it-it's all over.
494
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:16,100
We have obligations
as teachers, Will,
495
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,801
to give kids opportunities
for growth
496
00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:20,734
and enrichment.
497
00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:23,234
With April in Glee,
498
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:25,501
you're taking away
a kid's chance to grow,
499
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:26,834
and you're giving it to someone
500
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,868
whose brain is soaked
in corn booze.
501
00:21:30,901 --> 00:21:32,534
April's not finished, Emma.
502
00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:35,734
And if Glee's gonna win, I need
to give her a second chance.
503
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:38,601
She is a talented performer
504
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,267
and I really think that the
kids are going to learn
505
00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:42,234
a lot of valuable
technique from her.
506
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,400
Okay.
507
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:47,133
But I think you need
to think about...
508
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:49,701
why you're doing this
509
00:21:49,701 --> 00:21:51,834
and what you're willing
to sacrifice to get it.
510
00:22:09,901 --> 00:22:12,701
(slow, distorted):
You...
511
00:22:12,701 --> 00:22:17,067
suck!
512
00:22:18,801 --> 00:22:20,801
(sobbing)
513
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:30,033
(sympathetically):
Oh...
514
00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:32,767
Rough day
at the office, cookie?
515
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,801
I've just got a
lot on my plate.
516
00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:37,834
It's not easy being
in the spotlight.
517
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:41,234
It's the difficult
road I've chosen.
518
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,501
Yeah.
519
00:22:42,501 --> 00:22:43,901
I know
that song, sister.
520
00:22:43,901 --> 00:22:46,300
Um, do you have any NyQuil?
521
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:49,133
I could use
a little pick-me-up.
522
00:22:49,133 --> 00:22:51,400
No.
523
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,234
These high school boys are a lot
hotter than they used to be.
524
00:22:55,234 --> 00:22:58,267
That Finn Hudson is one
cutie pie I gots my eye on.
525
00:22:58,267 --> 00:22:59,567
Finn's taken, April.
526
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:01,234
Yeah, well,
some guys like
527
00:23:01,234 --> 00:23:02,667
a little somethin'-somethin'
on the side.
528
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:05,100
I think your behavior
is totally inappropriate
529
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,667
and your presence in this
school is a complete travesty.
530
00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:10,467
What you choose to do with your
life is your own business,
531
00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:12,634
but don't go around
screwing up everyone else's.
532
00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:16,434
I'm not afraid
of you, sweetie.
533
00:23:16,434 --> 00:23:20,033
There was a time when I was
the biggest star around here.
534
00:23:20,033 --> 00:23:22,601
And now that
I've got that back...
535
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:25,133
I'm never letting it go.
536
00:23:45,334 --> 00:23:47,134
Do I have to put my fingers
in the holes?
537
00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:50,800
Couldn't there be diseases
in there or something?
538
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,234
Oh, no. Ball sharing's
all part of the fun.
539
00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:55,568
Here, use the pink one.
540
00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:57,534
Pink's your favorite
color, right?
541
00:24:00,668 --> 00:24:02,733
♪ I want a new drug... ♪
Now what?
542
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,334
Follow my lead.
543
00:24:06,201 --> 00:24:07,401
Okay, so...
544
00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:09,867
Just look at the pins.
545
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:11,067
Nice and straight.
546
00:24:11,067 --> 00:24:13,367
♪ I want a new drug ♪
547
00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:15,167
♪ One that won't
hurt my head ♪
548
00:24:16,934 --> 00:24:18,467
♪ One that won't make
my mouth too dry ♪
549
00:24:18,467 --> 00:24:20,201
♪ Or make my eyes
too red... ♪
550
00:24:20,201 --> 00:24:22,700
You sure this is
your first time?
551
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:26,767
♪ One that won't make me
nervous, wondering what to do ♪
552
00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:32,267
♪ One that makes me feel like
I feel when I'm with you ♪
553
00:24:32,267 --> 00:24:33,301
♪ When I'm alone... ♪
554
00:24:33,301 --> 00:24:35,733
Oh, ho-ho! April!
555
00:24:35,733 --> 00:24:37,000
Woo-hoo!
I-I...
556
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,467
You see what you can accomplish
when you're sober?
557
00:24:38,467 --> 00:24:41,668
Sober? I'm rolling on a
fistful of horse tranquilizers.
558
00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:43,800
I can't feel my lips.
(laughing)
559
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,900
Oh, you know...
560
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,934
I think I'm going
to keep these shoes.
561
00:24:48,934 --> 00:24:51,634
♪ One that don't cost too much,
or come in a pill... ♪
562
00:24:51,634 --> 00:24:52,867
April...
563
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,134
I brought you here
because I need to talk to you.
564
00:24:55,134 --> 00:24:56,934
Okay.
565
00:24:56,934 --> 00:25:00,934
I'm concerned that you're a
bad influence on the glee club.
566
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,634
I can't have you around
if you're going to continue
567
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,501
to encourage them
to make bad choices.
568
00:25:07,501 --> 00:25:13,900
♪ One that makes me feel like
I feel when I'm with you... ♪
569
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:17,334
Well, you're right, Will.
570
00:25:17,334 --> 00:25:19,568
As of right now, I'm
back on the wagon.
571
00:25:19,568 --> 00:25:22,434
Really?
572
00:25:24,601 --> 00:25:26,634
That's great.
(laughing)
573
00:25:26,634 --> 00:25:28,434
(laughing)
574
00:25:28,434 --> 00:25:31,867
I have to tell you something.
575
00:25:31,867 --> 00:25:34,501
I was in awe of you
in high school.
576
00:25:34,501 --> 00:25:37,434
I mean, of all the roads
I never traveled in my life,
577
00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:41,234
the one I regret the most
was never...
578
00:25:41,234 --> 00:25:42,668
getting the chance
to sing with you.
579
00:25:42,668 --> 00:25:44,967
Really?
580
00:25:44,967 --> 00:25:47,301
Yeah. I mean, that's how you
get better, you know?
581
00:25:47,301 --> 00:25:49,434
Singing with people
who are better than you.
582
00:25:49,434 --> 00:25:51,601
You really thought
that much of me?
583
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:56,000
April...
584
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,434
You are the reason
I joined Glee Club.
585
00:25:58,434 --> 00:26:00,900
No...
586
00:26:04,034 --> 00:26:05,601
Um...
587
00:26:05,601 --> 00:26:08,100
So, your dream was always
to sing with me, huh?
588
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,467
Yeah.
589
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,501
Well, then, come on.
590
00:26:11,501 --> 00:26:13,767
What?
Come on!
591
00:26:18,568 --> 00:26:20,100
(microphone
feedback squeals)
592
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:23,334
Hey, April, karaoke's on
Wednesdays-- tonight's bingo.
593
00:26:23,334 --> 00:26:25,167
Shut your gravy hole, Barry.
594
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,634
WILL:
Hey, guys,
595
00:26:26,634 --> 00:26:28,000
uh, happy gambling.
596
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,234
Here we go.
597
00:26:31,301 --> 00:26:35,000
♪ I hear the ticking
of the clock ♪
598
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,767
♪ I'm lying here,
the room's pitch dark ♪
599
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:45,367
♪ I wonder
where you are tonight ♪
600
00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:49,401
♪ No answer on the telephone ♪
601
00:26:51,601 --> 00:26:57,034
♪ And the night goes by
so very slow ♪
602
00:26:57,034 --> 00:27:02,634
♪ Oh, I hope
that it won't end, though ♪
603
00:27:02,634 --> 00:27:06,234
♪ Alone ♪
604
00:27:08,767 --> 00:27:15,167
♪ Till now,
I always got by on my own ♪
605
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:20,034
♪ I never really cared
until I met you ♪
606
00:27:21,267 --> 00:27:25,234
♪ And now it chills me
to the bone ♪
607
00:27:25,234 --> 00:27:30,534
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
608
00:27:30,534 --> 00:27:33,501
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
609
00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:41,000
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
♪ Alone ♪
610
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:50,334
♪ Alone! ♪
611
00:27:50,334 --> 00:27:52,334
(bingo players applaud)
612
00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:00,934
This is really good pizza.
613
00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:03,301
Yeah. I think they
import the pepperoni
614
00:28:03,301 --> 00:28:05,434
from, like, Michigan
or something.
615
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,634
How's Glee?
616
00:28:07,634 --> 00:28:10,201
Oh, well, everybody misses you.
617
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:12,900
They miss my talent.
618
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,967
No, no. We're your friends.
619
00:28:15,967 --> 00:28:17,800
We just miss having you around.
620
00:28:20,201 --> 00:28:21,800
I love Glee, I just...
621
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,800
don't see the point
in wasting my energies
622
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,167
on someplace
that I'm not appreciated.
623
00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:26,601
I appreciate you.
624
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:34,668
It's your last ball.
625
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:41,900
Just like the first time,
626
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:43,934
but better.
627
00:28:51,534 --> 00:28:53,568
(laughing and squealing)
628
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,367
Come back to Glee.
629
00:29:08,034 --> 00:29:09,601
What about Quinn?
630
00:29:09,601 --> 00:29:11,467
I don't know what's going
to happen in the future.
631
00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:13,568
I just know that I want to
spend more time with you now.
632
00:29:14,601 --> 00:29:16,934
I'll-I'll have to quit the play.
633
00:29:18,568 --> 00:29:21,267
I'll do it!
634
00:29:25,568 --> 00:29:28,534
♪ There's a heartbreak beat ♪
635
00:29:34,568 --> 00:29:37,367
Maybe Quinn is
lactose intolerant.
636
00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:38,867
That doesn't explain
all the crying.
637
00:29:38,867 --> 00:29:41,401
Maybe she just
doesn't like the group.
638
00:29:41,401 --> 00:29:42,568
Are you all that stupid?
639
00:29:42,568 --> 00:29:44,401
Seriously?
640
00:29:44,401 --> 00:29:47,967
I bet you thought Bert and Ernie
were just roommates.
641
00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:51,568
Maybe Quinn's
got one in the oven.
642
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,401
Who's the baby's daddy?
643
00:29:55,401 --> 00:29:57,833
Who do you think?
644
00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:01,034
Finn.
645
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:06,967
Yes, you've heard right-- I
am returning to Glee Club.
646
00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:09,267
In lieu of flowers,
please send all donations
647
00:30:09,267 --> 00:30:11,067
to a socially conscious charity
of your choice.
648
00:30:11,067 --> 00:30:12,833
This is a hot damn mess.
649
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,767
MERCEDES:
Oh, my God.
650
00:30:14,767 --> 00:30:17,601
Uh, I'm sorry; I thought
I'd be welcomed back
651
00:30:17,601 --> 00:30:19,601
with a tad more enthusiasm.
652
00:30:19,601 --> 00:30:22,301
Sorry, Glee Club has just been
rocked with its first scandal.
653
00:30:23,467 --> 00:30:25,000
Quinn's knocked up.
654
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,501
And the baby daddy?
655
00:30:28,501 --> 00:30:29,733
Finn.
656
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:38,201
I just wanted to drop off the
application for that scholarship
657
00:30:38,201 --> 00:30:39,434
you were telling me about.
658
00:30:39,434 --> 00:30:40,800
I got Rachel
to come back to Glee,
659
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,833
so, I figure we have
a real shot at it.
660
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:43,867
I'm so proud of you.
661
00:30:43,867 --> 00:30:45,467
See what you can accomplish
662
00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:46,900
when you set your mind to it?
663
00:30:51,668 --> 00:30:52,668
Finn!
664
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,601
You're a liar.
665
00:30:55,601 --> 00:30:57,367
Why didn't you tell me
Quinn was pregnant?
666
00:30:57,367 --> 00:30:59,367
Who told you?
Everyone knows but me.
667
00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,634
I'm the only fool who went out
with you and let you kiss me,
668
00:31:01,634 --> 00:31:03,067
thinking you actually
had feelings for me.
669
00:31:03,067 --> 00:31:06,134
But I-I do.
670
00:31:06,134 --> 00:31:08,134
Look, yeah, I haven't been
totally honest with you,
671
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,367
but that's different than lying.
672
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:12,501
Well, maybe it's not
that much different, but...
673
00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:15,000
but look, I need to
get a music scholarship,
674
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,301
so I can go to college,
675
00:31:16,301 --> 00:31:19,601
so I can get a good job,
so I can take care of my kid
676
00:31:19,601 --> 00:31:22,568
and I can't do that if you
don't come back to Glee Club.
677
00:31:22,568 --> 00:31:24,167
You should take it
as a compliment.
678
00:31:24,167 --> 00:31:26,800
You could have just
been honest with me.
679
00:31:28,334 --> 00:31:31,100
Look, I know
what I did was wrong.
680
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:34,034
I get that, but...
that kiss was real.
681
00:31:34,034 --> 00:31:35,833
Whatever it was, it
ruined any chance
682
00:31:35,833 --> 00:31:37,900
of me ever coming
back to Glee.
683
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:39,568
I hope you have fun
playing house with Quinn
684
00:31:39,568 --> 00:31:40,867
while you languish in
your little ensemble,
685
00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:42,568
but my dreams are
bigger than that
686
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,367
and they're bigger than you.
687
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,034
Miss Sylvester.
688
00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,900
We need to talk.
689
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:53,234
If you'd like to to
return to the musical,
690
00:31:53,234 --> 00:31:54,501
changes need to be made.
691
00:31:54,501 --> 00:31:56,434
Well, Rachel,
I couldn't agree with you more.
692
00:31:56,434 --> 00:31:57,900
You know, when I heard
693
00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:01,134
Sandy wanted to write himself
into a scene as Queen Cleopatra,
694
00:32:01,134 --> 00:32:04,267
I was aroused, then furious.
695
00:32:04,267 --> 00:32:08,934
I hereby grant you
complete artistic control.
696
00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:10,800
Congratulations, kiddo.
697
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,867
You now have everything
you could possibly want.
698
00:32:14,867 --> 00:32:16,867
Isn't it a great feeling?
699
00:32:24,733 --> 00:32:27,467
(singing vocal warm-up
exercise)
700
00:32:29,568 --> 00:32:31,201
(Will clapping hands)
701
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,900
The house is packed-- you guys
are going to kick butt tonight.
702
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:35,800
Your first performance
in front of a real audience.
703
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,867
I can't wait.
You guys are going to love it.
704
00:32:38,867 --> 00:32:39,867
Where-Where's April?
705
00:32:39,867 --> 00:32:41,100
Yee-haw!
706
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,234
(laughing)
Right on cue, as usual.
707
00:32:44,568 --> 00:32:46,634
Hey, roller-boy. Handsome.
708
00:32:46,634 --> 00:32:48,034
Oh, I like that color.
709
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:50,534
Have you been working on the,
uh, moves we talked...
710
00:32:50,534 --> 00:32:51,700
You've got something
right there, on your...
711
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,100
Uh, oh...
712
00:32:54,367 --> 00:32:55,700
Honk!
713
00:32:56,967 --> 00:32:59,634
There's my boy.
Are you drunk?
714
00:32:59,634 --> 00:33:01,601
You promised me you'd
sober up for this.
715
00:33:01,601 --> 00:33:03,967
When? Last night?
716
00:33:03,967 --> 00:33:06,234
Well, I was drunk.
You can't hold me to that.
717
00:33:10,934 --> 00:33:13,100
Hit it, knuckles.
718
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:15,134
(April warming up
operatically)
719
00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:20,434
April Rhodes almost ran
me over in the parking
lot just now, Will.
720
00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:22,967
You can't let her go on
in her condition.
721
00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,900
There is an auditorium
full of people waiting
722
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,601
to see us perform
723
00:33:26,601 --> 00:33:28,568
and if she doesn't go on,
none of the kids can.
724
00:33:28,568 --> 00:33:32,534
Wow. It's really great how
committed you are to these kids.
725
00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:40,434
EMCEE:
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
726
00:33:40,434 --> 00:33:44,401
please welcome McKinley
High School's New Directions.
727
00:33:45,568 --> 00:33:47,568
(applause)
728
00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:51,900
(intro begins)
729
00:33:57,100 --> 00:34:01,534
♪ Last night, I got served
a little bit too much ♪
730
00:34:01,534 --> 00:34:03,367
♪ Of that poison, baby ♪
731
00:34:03,367 --> 00:34:07,700
♪ Last night, I did things
I'm not proud of ♪
732
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,301
♪ And I got a little crazy ♪
733
00:34:09,301 --> 00:34:13,501
♪ Last night, I met a guy
on the dance floor ♪
734
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:18,134
♪ And I let him call me baby ♪
735
00:34:18,134 --> 00:34:23,601
♪ And I don't even know
his last name ♪
736
00:34:23,601 --> 00:34:30,334
♪ Oh, my mama would be
so ashamed ♪
737
00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:33,067
♪ It started off,
"Hey, cutie, where you from?" ♪
738
00:34:33,067 --> 00:34:36,000
♪ And then it turned into,
"Oh, no, what have I done?" ♪
739
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:42,501
♪ And I don't even know
his last name ♪
740
00:34:42,501 --> 00:34:45,201
Whoo!
741
00:34:45,201 --> 00:34:51,634
♪ We left the club right
around 3:00 in the morning ♪
742
00:34:51,634 --> 00:34:55,668
♪ His Pinto sitting there
in the parking lot ♪
743
00:34:55,668 --> 00:34:57,833
♪ Well, it should have been
a warning ♪
744
00:34:57,833 --> 00:35:01,867
♪ I had no clue
what I was getting into ♪
745
00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:05,700
♪ So I blame it on the Cuervo ♪
746
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:12,234
♪ I don't even know
my last name ♪
747
00:35:12,234 --> 00:35:18,100
♪ And my mama would be
so ashamed ♪
748
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:23,000
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
749
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,367
Whoo!
750
00:35:24,367 --> 00:35:30,767
♪ Don't even know my last name ♪
751
00:35:30,767 --> 00:35:34,034
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
752
00:36:11,434 --> 00:36:12,967
I need to talk to you.
753
00:36:12,967 --> 00:36:15,634
Sorry. Baby had to tinkle.
Come on. Act two.
754
00:36:15,634 --> 00:36:17,801
No, I can't let you
go back out there.
755
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:20,233
You broke a promise.
756
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,400
You're right.
757
00:36:25,867 --> 00:36:30,233
It's a great moment for me,
but it didn't feel right.
758
00:36:30,233 --> 00:36:33,001
I don't belong up there.
759
00:36:33,001 --> 00:36:34,934
But everybody deserves
their moment
760
00:36:34,934 --> 00:36:39,567
in the spotlight,
you know, to shine?
761
00:36:39,567 --> 00:36:42,600
Oh, I got that
standing ovation, Will.
762
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,168
And it felt amazing.
763
00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:49,333
Like every bad decision
I'd ever made just went away.
764
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:51,467
I was back in the game.
765
00:36:51,467 --> 00:36:55,034
But then I look over and I see
these sweet faces of these kids
766
00:36:55,034 --> 00:36:57,168
and I think...
767
00:36:57,168 --> 00:37:01,367
"I'm hogging their sunshine.
768
00:37:01,367 --> 00:37:03,333
It's their turn now, not yours."
769
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:07,233
They're so lucky
to have you, Will,
770
00:37:07,233 --> 00:37:10,734
because you won't let
what happened to me
771
00:37:10,734 --> 00:37:15,200
ever happen to any of them.
772
00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:18,567
So, where you gonna go?
773
00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:22,701
Well, um...
774
00:37:22,701 --> 00:37:24,134
I'm going to straighten up.
775
00:37:25,801 --> 00:37:29,734
Maybe try to find a new dream.
776
00:37:29,734 --> 00:37:31,168
You know, I always
loved the Broadway.
777
00:37:31,168 --> 00:37:33,101
"The Broadway"?
(both laugh)
778
00:37:34,134 --> 00:37:36,333
Do you think there's
a part out there
779
00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:38,300
for a washed-up
has-been like me?
780
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,867
April, you are not washed-up.
781
00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:44,967
And hey, there's
always Branson.
782
00:37:44,967 --> 00:37:47,634
Will, Will, Will.
783
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,467
Thank you.
784
00:37:51,467 --> 00:37:53,367
Oh... (wry laugh)
785
00:37:53,367 --> 00:37:54,634
No, no, no.
786
00:37:54,634 --> 00:37:56,634
Thank you.
787
00:38:02,434 --> 00:38:04,434
Branson, eh?
788
00:38:09,767 --> 00:38:12,367
(indistinct conversations)
789
00:38:15,233 --> 00:38:17,934
They loved us!
We're a hit.
790
00:38:17,934 --> 00:38:19,600
Wh-Wh-Where's April?
791
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,233
KURT:
You were right, Mr. Shue.
792
00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:23,400
She'd massacre Mariah
in a diva-off.
793
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,367
April is amazing.
794
00:38:27,367 --> 00:38:29,034
But she's not
in the glee club anymore.
795
00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:32,300
It...
796
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,233
I, uh...
797
00:38:34,233 --> 00:38:36,701
I screwed up bringing her here.
798
00:38:36,701 --> 00:38:40,200
It was about me and Glee Club is
supposed to be about you guys.
799
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,333
You don't need her to be great.
800
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,467
But we need her
for the second act.
801
00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:45,901
I'll just have to go out there
802
00:38:45,901 --> 00:38:47,967
and tell them
we had to cut the show short.
803
00:38:47,967 --> 00:38:49,600
Hey, guys.
804
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,767
You were great.
805
00:38:51,934 --> 00:38:53,567
Don't worry.
806
00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:55,534
There will be
other performances.
807
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,801
Excuse me?
808
00:38:57,801 --> 00:38:59,367
I think I might have a solution.
809
00:39:00,867 --> 00:39:03,068
In show business,
when a star can't perform,
810
00:39:03,068 --> 00:39:04,600
her understudy steps in.
811
00:39:05,901 --> 00:39:08,600
I'd be happy to go in
for April, if you'd let me.
812
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,001
Since when are you willing
to be an understudy?
813
00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:12,767
Since I quit the play.
814
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,300
Really? Why?
815
00:39:17,068 --> 00:39:19,134
I realized being a star
didn't make me feel
816
00:39:19,134 --> 00:39:20,400
as special as being your friend.
817
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:25,634
If I'd let you down
when you needed me the most,
818
00:39:25,634 --> 00:39:27,767
I'd never forgive myself.
819
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,267
I know all the words
to the song.
820
00:39:32,267 --> 00:39:33,801
You don't know
the choreography.
821
00:39:36,734 --> 00:39:39,134
Then we're going to have to give
her a lot of help out there.
822
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,667
Go get in your costume.
823
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,834
♪ Can ♪
824
00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:08,801
ALL:
* Anybody *
825
00:40:08,801 --> 00:40:12,834
♪ Find me ♪
826
00:40:12,834 --> 00:40:18,967
♪ Somebody to love? ♪
827
00:40:21,701 --> 00:40:25,967
♪ Oh-oh, oh... ho! ♪
828
00:40:25,967 --> 00:40:28,634
♪ Each morning I get up,
I die a little ♪
829
00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:30,534
♪ Can barely stand on my feet ♪
830
00:40:30,534 --> 00:40:34,200
* Take a look, take a look *
* Take a look in the mirror *
831
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,400
♪ And cry, "Lord,
what you doing to me?" ♪
832
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,400
♪ I spent all my years
believing you ♪
833
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,567
♪ But I just
can't get no relief ♪
834
00:40:42,567 --> 00:40:44,134
♪ Lord ♪
835
00:40:44,134 --> 00:40:47,233
♪ Somebody, oh, somebody ♪
836
00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:50,867
♪ Can anybody find me ♪
837
00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:58,200
♪ Somebody to love? ♪
838
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,267
* Someone to love *
* Got no feet, I got no rhythm *
839
00:41:02,267 --> 00:41:05,500
* I just keep losing my beat *
* You just keep losing *
840
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,101
* I'm okay, I'm all right *
* It's all right *
841
00:41:08,101 --> 00:41:11,367
♪ I ain't gonna face no defeat ♪
842
00:41:11,367 --> 00:41:14,701
♪ I just got to get
out of this prison cell ♪
843
00:41:14,701 --> 00:41:16,967
♪ Someday I'm gonna be free ♪
844
00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:21,233
♪ Lord ♪
845
00:41:21,233 --> 00:41:24,400
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
846
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,367
♪ Find me
somebody to love ♪
847
00:41:27,367 --> 00:41:30,600
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
848
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,600
♪ Me... oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
849
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,233
♪ Find me
somebody to love ♪
850
00:41:36,233 --> 00:41:39,934
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
♪ Oh ♪
851
00:41:39,934 --> 00:41:42,667
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
852
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,333
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Somebody, somebody ♪
853
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:46,701
♪ Somebody, somebody ♪
♪ Find me, find me ♪
854
00:41:46,701 --> 00:41:48,434
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
855
00:41:48,434 --> 00:41:54,168
♪ Can anybody find me ♪
856
00:41:54,168 --> 00:42:05,534
♪ Somebody to love? ♪
857
00:42:05,534 --> 00:42:11,267
* Oh, oh... *
* Find me somebody to love *
858
00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:14,233
♪ Somebody find me ♪
♪ Find me ♪
859
00:42:14,233 --> 00:42:16,600
♪ Somebody find me ♪
860
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,467
♪ Somebody to love ♪
861
00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:22,834
♪ Somebody ♪
862
00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:24,867
♪ Find me ♪
863
00:42:24,867 --> 00:42:26,101
♪ Somebody ♪
864
00:42:26,101 --> 00:42:28,967
♪ To... ♪
865
00:42:28,967 --> 00:42:32,634
♪ Love. ♪
866
00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:36,600
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