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What happened last
week:Quinn told Finn...
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I'm pregnant.
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But she didn't tell him
that he's not the father.
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- Puck is. Can you believe that?
- What's up, MILF?
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But that's not the only baby drama.
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Terri says she's pregnant,but
really she's faking.
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- And Mr. Shuester doesn't know.
- Oh,my God.
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Also,Rachel quit the glee
club because Sue got Sandy
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to come back to direct a musical.
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And that's what you missed on...
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William McKinley High
Glee Club INVITATIONAL
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A singer in a smoky room
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A smell of wine and cheap perfume
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For a smile, they can share the night
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It goes on and on and on and on
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Quinn,you okay?
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I think she just had a
bad breakfast burrito.
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Can we please talk about the
giant elephant in the room?
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Your sexuality?
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Rachel... we can't do it without her.
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That's not true.
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We may have to layer
Santana and Mercedes over
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Quinn's solo but... we'll be fine.
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Maybe for the invitationals,
but not for the sectionals
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and certainly not the regionals.
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The wheelchair kid's right.
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That Rachel chick makes me want to
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light myself on fire, but she can sing.
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Rachel left,guys.
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She's gone.
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Now,if we're gonna make this
thing work,we can't look back.
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All right,take five,guys.
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Um,Mr. Shue?
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I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,but,uh...
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with all the dancing
around that Quinn's doing...
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I'm kind of worried about the baby.
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Yeah.Yeah,I get it.
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how about I give Tina a
few of her verses,okay?
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Okay.
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You think you might want to
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tell your mom about what's going on?
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I think I'd rather handle
it myself right now.
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My mom's got enough to worry about.
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How come you haven't
had any morning sickness?
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Quinn Fabray has been
upchucking every 15 minutes.
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Really?
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That's a really good sign.
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That means the baby's not a Mongoloid.
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Well,is it bad that you
haven't been sick then?
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Oh,no,honey,no,no.
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You should ask Howard Bamboo
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about my Linda Blair impersonations
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every half hour at work.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this whole Rachel thing.
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Hey. Would you like anything else?
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Another piece of grasshopper pie.
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What,are you going for the record?
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I'm with child.
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Hey,did you go to McKinley High?
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I think I had you in my Spanish class.
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Yeah,like,five years ago.
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I go to Carmel now.
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How is that possible?
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- You must be
22.- Twenty-four.
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I'm a sixth-year senior.
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They keep failing me so I
can stay in Vocal Adrenaline.
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They fail you on purpose?
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- Yeah
- Is that legal?
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I'm the only one who
can do the triple flip.
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Yeah. Hey,how about
that other piece of pie?
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How about it.
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Honey,are you all right?
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Yeah.
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Fine.
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Glee Season1 Episode5
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So... have I done
something wrong... or...?
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Oh,no. No,no. Absolutely not.
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No,um,actually,
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I've just,um,taken a
special interest in you.
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Look,I know sometimes that life
can come at you pretty fast,
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and,uh,you reach a point where
you might just need a little,
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um,special guidance.
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Has someone told you something
about my personal life?
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No. Mm-mm.
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Can you keep a secret?
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But,you know, there
are very few students
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that ever get athletic scholarships.
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Okay? But there are a lot of
schools that give full rides
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to students who excel in music.
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Students like yourself.
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And I don't know,maybe if you
were able to go to college,
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you wouldn't,say, end
up stuck in this town
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in a dead-end job living hand-
to-mouth with a wife and a kid
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you never intended to have, you know?
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For example.That's just
something off the top of my head.
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So you think if I stuck with Glee
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that I could get a scholarship?
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It's definitely a possibility.
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You know? And if you
did well at regionals,
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maybe you could,um,
generate some interest.
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But we lost Rachel.Do you
think we can do it without her?
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Sure.
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Do you think we can win
regionals without Rachel?
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Well,remember the Jamaican bobsled team?
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Big long shots.
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Definitely.
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But if you're concerned
about your future
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and,um,those who may be a
part of your future soon,
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um,maybe you could
just give Rachel a talk.
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You know,see if you can
get her to come back.
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How does it feel to be just a sophomore
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and get the lead in the school musical?
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It's an honor.
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Frankly,one I feel I've earned.
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If there's anything I've learned
in my 16 years on the stage,
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it's that stars are rare,
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and when they're found,
you have to let them shine.
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Show me your bra.
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You mean the one I'm wearing?
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Quid pro quo,Rachel.
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If you want a good review,
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show me your over the
shoulder boulder holder.
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No way. You can't do that.
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My performance will stand on its own.
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Besides,no one reads
the school paper,anyway.
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Oh,but I'll post my
scathing review online.
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You'll be finished on
the high school stage.
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Now,get those sweater puppies
out of their cashmere cage.
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Sorry I'm late.
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My Vespa had a flat.
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Give me a minute and I will
be ready for my interview.
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We're actually not gonna
need any quotes from you
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for the article, Mr. Ryerson.
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Do the right thing.
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All the great actresses
take their clothes off.
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Well,I have no problem with nudity.
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Let me tell you about my
planned production of Equus.
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Have you ever hung out at a stable?
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- Hey,what are you doing?
- Nothing. Uh,just...
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getting the star treatment
I didn't get in Glee.
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Totally.
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It's times like this where I
know I've chosen the right path.
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I'm never going back to Glee.
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It's clear my talent is
too big for an ensemble.
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Not gonna get an argument from me.
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I'm not?
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No. You're,like,the most
talented person I know.
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Even more than that guy at the
mall who can juggle chain saws.
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I just wanted to let you know
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that if you need someone
to run lines with,
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I'm available.
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Th-There is a lot of dialogue.
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I figured...
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we could go somewhere quiet,
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maybe with low lighting and...
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Let me know.
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I could get fired for this.
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She was a student 15 years ago.
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No one is gonna care.
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Okay.
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I
- I knew it.
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She never graduated.
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She-she quit with,like,
three credits to go.
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Yeah,I,um,I saw her
picture in the folder.
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Pretty.
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Pretty?
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April Rhodes was a goddess.
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The most talented performer
in McKinley Glee Club history.
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When she sang,
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it was mesmerizing.
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She was my first crush.
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I was a freshman, she was a senior.
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Wait,hold on, 'cause I thought you said
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your wife was your first crush.
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Well,yeah,that's because
April didn't even look at me.
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Aw,crap,there's no forwarding address.
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S- So then
you've-you've had
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feelings for someone
other than your wife.
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Emma,I'd love to play This Is Your Life,
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but Lord Google demands my attention.
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Okay,just wait-wait.
Hold on,hold on,hold on.
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Um,reaching back into your past is
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a dangerous business,okay?
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People can change.
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They can,um, disappoint you...
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I think I can handle it.
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I thought I could,too. Just
hear me out,hear me out.
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A few years ago, I started
an online flirtation
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with a high school flame Andy.
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Things got weird, and I called it off.
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And two months later...
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...Versace was dead.
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Dead.
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Okay.
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April Rhodes... Ohio.
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Oh! She has a MySpace page.
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Oh,God.
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Oh,and here's a link to
her own personal Web site.
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She's online.
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"Hi,April.
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"Not sure if you remember me,
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but my name is Will Schuester. "
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"35 Bontempo Road,
between 2:00 and 3:00.
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Bring buffalo wings. "
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Seemed like the real thing
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Only to find
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Much mistrust,love gone behind...
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April.
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Hello.Are you Will?
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Y
- You remember me?
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Mm. No,but I don't remember breakfast.
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Come on in.
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So,did I sleep with you?
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Uh,I was a freshman when
you were a senior.No.
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So,did I sleep with you?
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No
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Can I get you a drink?
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I just cracked open a fresh box of wine.
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This is a-a great place you have.
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Uh,looks like you're
doing well for yourself.
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I get about five or six
appointments on a good day
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from my World Wide Web page,
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so I do okay for myself.
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Why don't you have a
seat, take off that jacket,
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and I'm gonna slip into something
a little more comfortable.
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So,this is a beautiful five-bedroom
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with wood-burning fireplace and...
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You.
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This is the third time this week.
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Who are you? I'm Sandra
with Oakcrest Realty.
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And she is a squatter.
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This is a bank
- owned property.
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The owners foreclosed six months ago.
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Let me just get my vino,
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and I'll be out of your hair.
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- Hold that.
- Oh,okay.
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Just...
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Nice place.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
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What happened to you,April?
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In high school,you were
really going places.
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You had a voice like a
dream; everyone loved you.
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Oh,I hitched my star to the wrong wagon.
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Me and my high school
sweetheart Vinny were convinced
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we were going to be stars,
so we dropped out of school
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and hitchhiked our way to the Broadway.
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Then we ended up in
Cleveland slinging hash
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at Ralph's Bait Shop and Waffle House.
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Then Ralph had an affair with Vinny.
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I had a set of mixed-race twins.
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And those were the good times.
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April... I think your
struggle is really moving.
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And I want to help you
get back on your feet.
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I happen to know that you're only
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three credits shy of your diploma.
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I can put you in my Spanish class.
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00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,120
And...
260
00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:57,690
I know you're an amazing singer.
261
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,540
I want you to be in the glee club.
262
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,800
We'll get you sobered up...
263
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:05,380
find you some underwear.
264
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,290
It's not too late for you,April.
265
00:11:09,980 --> 00:11:12,660
What do you say?
266
00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:20,690
introduce you to someone very special.
267
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,150
This is April Rhodes.
268
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,510
She's our newest member.
269
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,210
Wait,so old people
can join Glee Club now?
270
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,030
Old,huh?
271
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,320
You guys look like the
world's worst Benetton ad.
272
00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:35,270
Mr. Schuester,
273
00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:37,750
this seems like a terrible idea.
274
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,980
April is a great singer.
275
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,700
And she never graduated.
276
00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,800
We appreciate what you're trying to do,
277
00:11:43,810 --> 00:11:45,170
but she's no Rachel.
278
00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:46,320
Who's Rachel?
279
00:11:46,340 --> 00:11:47,900
Sh-She's kind of our star.
280
00:11:47,910 --> 00:11:49,820
Your star,eh?
281
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,980
- Well,where is she?
- She left.
282
00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:54,080
To be the lead in Cabaret.
283
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,910
Hey,Tinkles,give me "Maybe
This Time" in B flat.
284
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,490
And don't let me catch you snoozing.
285
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:18,880
Maybe this time I'll be lucky
286
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:24,470
Maybe this time,he'll stay
287
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:33,570
Maybe this time
288
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,010
For the first time
289
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:41,550
Love won't hurry away
290
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,360
He will hold me fast
291
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:58,070
I'll be home at last
292
00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,830
Not a loser
293
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:05,600
Anymore Like the last time
294
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:10,360
And the time before
295
00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:21,720
Everybody loves a winner
296
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:27,470
So nobody loved me
297
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,680
Lady Peaceful
298
00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:32,790
Lady Happy
299
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:38,300
That's what I long to be
300
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,350
All the odds are
301
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,130
They're in my favor
302
00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:48,450
Something's bound to begin
303
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:54,110
It's gonna happen Happen sometime
304
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:57,930
Maybe this time,I'll win
305
00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:01,770
Cause everybody
306
00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:04,610
They love a winner
307
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:09,560
So nobody loved me
308
00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,660
Lady Peaceful
309
00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:15,200
Lady Happy
310
00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:19,940
That's what I long to be
311
00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:22,240
All the odds are
312
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,880
They're in my favor
313
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:29,820
Something's bound to give in
314
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:35,150
It's gonna happen Happen sometime
315
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:37,570
Maybe this time
316
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:41,890
Maybe this time,I'll win...
317
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:54,040
I'll win...Win!
318
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,860
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
319
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:12,860
So,if I were to say,
"I'm going to Mexico
320
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,860
for the day," would
I use "por" or "para"?
321
00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:19,660
April.
322
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:20,560
Para.
323
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,390
Por.
324
00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:26,690
I guess I better pour
myself another Crantini.
325
00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:30,300
I'm just kidding.It's hot chocolate.
326
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,220
All right,remember,guys,
oral reports Wednesday.
327
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:36,750
April,can I talk to you for a second?
328
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,420
I'm sorry,Will.
329
00:15:38,430 --> 00:15:40,750
The old noodle just
ain't what she used to be.
330
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,730
I huffed a lot of upholstery
cleaner in the '90s.
331
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,260
Look,April,
332
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:47,550
I've been,uh,talking to the glee kids,
333
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:52,470
and,um,I think they're still not
so sure about having you around.
334
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:56,300
You draw a lot of attention to yourself.
335
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,390
And they're embarrassed enough as it is.
336
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,020
So do you think you could maybe
337
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,590
take some time and try to win them over?
338
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:07,470
Yeah.
339
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,050
Mm,smells like my Aunt Mildred.
340
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:11,140
Just drink it.
341
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,910
With a bit of an afterburny taste.
342
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,570
Oh,good Chablis should
always have a little bite.
343
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,710
Now,a few swigs of that
every day before school,
344
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,300
and you'll have all the
courage you need to be yourself.
345
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,580
- Really?
- Oh,yeah.
346
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,060
That's fantastic.
347
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,440
Mm,so is my primo collection
of vintage muscle magazines.
348
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,350
Want them?
349
00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:34,780
Mr. Schuester, I changed my mind.
350
00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:35,910
April should stay.
351
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,710
I worship her.
352
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,880
Oh You got ******
353
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,460
I c-can't do this.
354
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:49,070
I don't understand why we're
doing this in the first place.
355
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,370
Your lack of imagination astounds me.
356
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,980
This is only the beginning.
357
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,560
If you can master this,
358
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:57,600
you can sneak anything out
of a store between your knees.
359
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,580
Shoes,prom dresses.
360
00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:01,820
I once got a cake out of
a kid's birthday party.
361
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,450
With the candles still lit.
362
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,210
Are you sure?
363
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,230
She can stay.
364
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,340
T-
T-Totally.
365
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:20,580
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
366
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:28,550
What good is sitting Alone in your room
367
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,340
This is terrible.
368
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:34,120
- Come hear the music play
- This is a disaster
369
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:38,050
- Life is a cabaret
- I'm gonna barf.
370
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:38,940
- Old chum
- Boring
371
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:44,020
- Come to the cabaret
- No,no,no,no,no!
372
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,460
I don't know what you want.
373
00:17:45,470 --> 00:17:46,970
Well,I know what I don't want.
374
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:50,100
And it is all of this.
375
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,000
When I gave you this part, I
thought you could handle it,
376
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,780
but clearly you can't.
377
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,940
What this show needs
378
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,340
is a star with a little
bit more maturity.
379
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:00,850
I know what you're trying to do.
380
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,970
You're trying to get me to
quit, so you can be the star.
381
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:05,720
Well,it won't work.
382
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:08,330
I'm not going anywhere.
383
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,700
I'll say.
384
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:18,030
- I'm sleeping with him.
- So am I.
385
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,040
This play's weird.
386
00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:22,440
That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.
387
00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,690
You're a really good actor, Finn.
388
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,660
Maybe you should consider
joining the musical.
389
00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:28,680
I'm pretty devoted to Glee.
390
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,700
I don't think I could
just walk away from it.
391
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,170
I know how hard it was for you.
392
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:37,410
But I could justify doing
both if you came back.
393
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:40,140
But we both know
that's not gonna happen.
394
00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:41,590
Do you know what we should do?
395
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,980
Elope?
396
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,300
- What?
- Nothing.
397
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:47,260
We should go bowling.
398
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,480
You're always so stressed
out about the play.
399
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,880
You just need to loosen up.
400
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,570
I always go bowling
whenever I'm worked up
401
00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,080
about a big game or something.
402
00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:58,580
Just us?
403
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,870
Yeah.
404
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,020
Yeah,that-that-that
would be great.
405
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:05,400
I
- I am really stressed out.
406
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,690
But that's the price
you pay for being a star.
407
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,670
Don't I know it.
408
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,260
Hey,achel.
409
00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:13,220
April Rhodes,Rachel Berry.
410
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,550
Hey,can you give us the room,Rachel?
411
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,720
We need to teach April the cues
for "Don't Stop Believing. "
412
00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,510
Wait,she's singing the female lead?
413
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,540
Wait,she's in the glee club?
414
00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:24,190
She's... ancient.
415
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,960
Talent doesn't age,sweetheart.
416
00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:28,930
That's Rachel's part,Mr. Shue.
417
00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:31,870
Well,Rachel's not in
the glee club anymore.
418
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,030
Thanks,Finn.
419
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,860
Rachel...
420
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,730
We're all really
excited to see the play.
421
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,670
Make sure you save us
a seat in the front row.
422
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,850
Me,me,me,me,me,me,me
423
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,890
You,you,you,you,you,you,you
424
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,370
Kurt
425
00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,670
Hi.
426
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,380
Kurt,I'm a girl who knows her solvents,
427
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:12,370
and your breath smells
like rubbing alcohol.
428
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,610
Oh,Bambi.
429
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:19,400
I cried so hard when those
hunters shot your mommy.
430
00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:31,060
Hey,Em. Just trying to figure
out the set list for Saturday.
431
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,570
I just got back from the emergency room.
432
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,950
Had them give me four
decontamination showers.
433
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,830
I think they call that
"the full Silkwood. "
434
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:39,130
What happened?
435
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:42,200
Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me.
436
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:44,460
Not really fessing up to how
he got the booze just yet,
437
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,980
but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake ID,
438
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:49,090
because he looks like
an 11-year-old milkmaid.
439
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,360
Will,I think it was April.
440
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:55,280
Her backpack's always
clinking with empties.
441
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:56,130
I'm so sorry.
442
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,660
I
- I will,I'll talk to him.
443
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:00,220
Okay.
444
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,780
I'm,um,
445
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:04,230
I'm a little bit worried
446
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,260
about the glee club.
447
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,800
So am I.I mean...
448
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:12,630
if we don't place at
regionals, it-it's all over.
449
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:16,330
We have obligations as teachers,Will,
450
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:22,110
to give kids opportunities
for growth and enrichment.
451
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,400
With April in Glee,
452
00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:25,680
you're taking away a
kid's chance to grow,
453
00:21:25,690 --> 00:21:27,320
and you're giving it to someone
454
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:30,030
whose brain is soaked in corn booze.
455
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,780
April's not finished,Emma.
456
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:36,360
And if Glee's gonna win,I need
to give her a second chance.
457
00:21:36,370 --> 00:21:39,060
She is a talented performer
458
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,710
and I really think that
the kids are going to learn
459
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,850
a lot of valuable technique from her.
460
00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:45,220
Okay.
461
00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:47,600
But I think you need to think about...
462
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,060
why you're doing this
463
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:53,310
and what you're willing
to sacrifice to get it.
464
00:22:11,370 --> 00:22:13,870
You...
465
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,900
suck!
466
00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:33,690
Rough day at the office,cookie?
467
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,030
I've just got a lot on my plate.
468
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,190
It's not easy being in the spotlight.
469
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,880
It's the difficult road I've chosen.
470
00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:42,740
Yeah.
471
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,710
I know that song,sister.
472
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:46,690
Um,do you have any NyQuil?
473
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,320
I could use a
little pick-me-up.
474
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,350
No.
475
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:55,460
These high school boys are a
lot hotter than they used to be.
476
00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:58,690
That Finn Hudson is one
cutie pie I gots my eye on.
477
00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,050
Finn's taken,April.
478
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,580
Yeah,well, some guys like
479
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:02,990
a little somethin'
- somethin' on the side.
480
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,460
I think your behavior
is totally inappropriate
481
00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:08,260
and your presence in this
school is a complete travesty.
482
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,550
What you choose to do with
your life is your own business,
483
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,070
but don't go around
screwing up everyone else's.
484
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,910
I'm not afraid of you,sweetie.
485
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,510
There was a time when I was
the biggest star around here.
486
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,510
And now that I've got that back...
487
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,530
I'm never letting it go.
488
00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:48,080
Do I have to put my
fingers in the holes?
489
00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:50,990
Couldn't there be diseases
in there or something?
490
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,580
Oh,no. Ball sharing's
all part of the fun.
491
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,080
Here,use the pink one.
492
00:23:56,090 --> 00:23:58,500
Pink's your favorite color,right?
493
00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:02,960
Now what?
494
00:24:02,970 --> 00:24:04,680
Follow my lead.
495
00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:08,180
Okay,so...
496
00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:10,450
Just look at the pins.
497
00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:12,640
Nice and straight.
498
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,860
You sure this is your first time?
499
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,850
Oh,ho-ho! April!
500
00:24:36,860 --> 00:24:38,480
You see what you can
accomplish when you're sober?
501
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:41,680
Sober? I'm rolling on a
fistful of horse tranquilizers.
502
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,760
I can't feel my lips.
503
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,050
Oh,you know...
504
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:49,480
I think I'm going to keep these shoes.
505
00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:53,420
April...
506
00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:55,630
I brought you here because
I need to talk to you.
507
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,240
Okay.
508
00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:02,320
I'm concerned that you're a
bad influence on the glee club.
509
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,740
I can't have you around
if you're going to continue
510
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:08,680
to encourage them to make bad choices.
511
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:17,260
you're right,Will.
512
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:20,970
As of right now,I'm back on the wagon.
513
00:25:21,890 --> 00:25:24,660
Really?
514
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:28,330
That's great.
515
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,950
I have to tell you something.
516
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,310
I was in awe of you in high school.
517
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,010
I mean,of all the roads I
never traveled in my life,
518
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:41,100
the one I regret the most was never...
519
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,250
getting the chance to sing with you.
520
00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:45,220
Really?
521
00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:47,860
Yeah. I mean,that's how
you get better,you know?
522
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,900
Singing with people
who are better than you.
523
00:25:49,910 --> 00:25:53,120
You really thought that much of me?
524
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:56,160
April...
525
00:25:56,170 --> 00:25:59,980
You are the reason I joined Glee Club.
526
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,830
No...
527
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,020
So,your dream was always
to sing with me,huh?
528
00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:10,910
Yeah.
529
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,730
Well,then,come on.
530
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,630
- What?
- Come on!
531
00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:22,530
Hey,April,karaoke's on Wednesdays...
532
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:23,500
tonight's bingo.
533
00:26:23,510 --> 00:26:26,200
Shut your gravy hole,Barry.
534
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,680
Hey,guys,
535
00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:28,530
uh,happy gambling.
536
00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:31,140
Here we go.
537
00:26:31,150 --> 00:26:34,630
I hear the ticking of the clock
538
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:39,390
I'm lying here,the room's pitch dark
539
00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:45,430
I wonder where you are tonight
540
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:50,210
No answer on the telephone
541
00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:57,700
And the night goes by so very slow
542
00:26:57,710 --> 00:27:06,310
Oh,I hope that it won't end,though Alone
543
00:27:09,610 --> 00:27:15,380
Till now,I always got by on my own
544
00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:21,000
I never really cared until I met you
545
00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:25,180
And now it chills me to the bone
546
00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:28,240
How do I get you alone
547
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:30,660
How do I get you alone
548
00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:33,470
How do I get you alone
549
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:38,120
How do I get you alone
550
00:27:41,170 --> 00:27:45,620
Alone
551
00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:01,410
This is really good pizza.
552
00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:03,300
Yeah. I think they import the pepperoni
553
00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:06,800
from,like,Michigan or something.
554
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,810
How's Glee?
555
00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:12,050
Oh,well,everybody misses you.
556
00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:12,960
They miss my talent.
557
00:28:12,970 --> 00:28:16,180
No,no. We're your friends.
558
00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,720
We just miss having you around.
559
00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:21,980
I love Glee,I just...
560
00:28:21,990 --> 00:28:23,610
don't see the point
in wasting my energies
561
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,280
on someplace that I'm not appreciated.
562
00:28:25,290 --> 00:28:27,550
I appreciate you.
563
00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,340
It's your last ball.
564
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,800
Just like the first time,
565
00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:44,630
but better.
566
00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:07,850
Come back to Glee.
567
00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:09,970
What about Quinn?
568
00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:11,160
I don't know what's going
to happen in the future.
569
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:14,680
I just know that I want to
spend more time with you now.
570
00:29:14,890 --> 00:29:18,000
I'll-I'll have to quit the play.
571
00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:21,320
I'll do it!
572
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:37,840
Maybe Quinn is There's
a lactose intolerant.
573
00:29:37,850 --> 00:29:40,120
That doesn't explain all the crying.
574
00:29:40,130 --> 00:29:41,870
Maybe she just doesn't like the group.
575
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,930
Are you all that stupid?
576
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:45,710
Seriously?
577
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,780
I bet you thought Bert and
Ernie were just roommates.
578
00:29:49,610 --> 00:29:53,100
Maybe Quinn's got one in the oven.
579
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,300
Who's the baby's daddy?
580
00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:58,990
Who do you think?
581
00:30:01,430 --> 00:30:03,610
Finn.
582
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,060
Yes,you've heard right...
I am returning to Glee Club.
583
00:30:08,070 --> 00:30:09,810
In lieu of flowers,
please send all donations
584
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:12,440
to a socially conscious
charity of your choice.
585
00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:13,880
This is a hot damn mess.
586
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:16,370
Oh,my God.
587
00:30:16,530 --> 00:30:18,270
Uh,I'm sorry; I thought
I'd be welcomed back
588
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,520
with a tad more enthusiasm.
589
00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:23,820
Sorry,Glee Club has just been
rocked with its first scandal.
590
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,640
Quinn's knocked up.
591
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,990
And the baby daddy?
592
00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:31,690
Finn.
593
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,950
I just wanted to drop off the
application for that scholarship
594
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,120
you were telling me about.
595
00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,410
I got Rachel to come back to Glee,
596
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:43,810
so,I figure we have a real shot at it.
597
00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:45,160
I'm so proud of you.
598
00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:48,160
See what you can accomplish
when you set your mind to it?
599
00:30:52,470 --> 00:30:54,600
Finn!
600
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,530
You're a liar.
601
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,540
Why didn't you tell
me Quinn was pregnant?
602
00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:00,100
- Who told you?
- Everyone knows but me.
603
00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:02,020
I'm the only fool who went out
with you and let you kiss me,
604
00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:04,630
thinking you actually
had feelings for me.
605
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,000
But I-I do.
606
00:31:07,010 --> 00:31:08,890
Look,yeah,I haven't been
totally honest with you,
607
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,810
but that's different than lying.
608
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:13,280
Well,maybe it's not that
much different,but...
609
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,650
but look,I need to get
a music scholarship,
610
00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:16,940
so I can go to college,
611
00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:19,490
so I can get a good job,
so I can take care of my kid
612
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:23,570
and I can't do that if you
don't come back to Glee Club.
613
00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:25,880
You should take it as a compliment.
614
00:31:25,890 --> 00:31:28,750
You could have just been honest with me.
615
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:32,050
Look,I know what I did was wrong.
616
00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:34,750
I get that,but... that kiss was real.
617
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,570
Whatever it was,it ruined any chance
618
00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,750
of me ever coming back to Glee.
619
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,150
I hope you have fun
playing house with Quinn
620
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,500
while you languish in
your little ensemble,
621
00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:43,280
but my dreams are bigger than that
622
00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:45,630
and they're bigger than you.
623
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,260
Miss Sylvester.
624
00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:52,410
We need to talk.
625
00:31:52,430 --> 00:31:53,870
If you'd like to to
return to the musical,
626
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,340
changes need to be made.
627
00:31:55,350 --> 00:31:57,670
Well,Rachel, I couldn't
agree with you more.
628
00:31:57,690 --> 00:31:59,530
You know,when I heard Sandy
wanted to write himself
629
00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:01,970
into a scene as Queen Cleopatra,
630
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:05,460
I was aroused,then furious.
631
00:32:05,470 --> 00:32:09,860
I hereby grant you
complete artistic control.
632
00:32:09,870 --> 00:32:12,370
Congratulations,kiddo.
633
00:32:12,380 --> 00:32:16,260
You now have everything
you could possibly want.
634
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,460
Isn't it a great feeling?
635
00:32:31,690 --> 00:32:34,760
The house is packed... you guys
are going to kick butt tonight.
636
00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:36,540
Your first performance in
front of a real audience.
637
00:32:36,550 --> 00:32:39,630
I can't wait. You guys
are going to love it.
638
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,610
- Where-Where's
April?- Yee-haw!
639
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:44,910
Right on cue,as usual.
640
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,990
Hey,roller-boy. Handsome.
641
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,680
Oh,I like that color.
642
00:32:48,690 --> 00:32:51,050
Have you been working on
the, uh,moves we talked...
643
00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:53,550
You've got something
right there,on your...
644
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:57,490
Honk!
645
00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:00,390
- There's my boy.
- Are you drunk?
646
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,580
You promised me you'd sober up for this.
647
00:33:02,590 --> 00:33:04,630
When? Last night?
648
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:07,090
Well,I was drunk. You
can't hold me to that.
649
00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:13,370
Hit it,knuckles.
650
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:22,320
April Rhodes almost ran me over
in the parking lot just now,Will.
651
00:33:22,330 --> 00:33:23,710
You can't let her go
on in her condition.
652
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,840
There is an auditorium full of
people waiting to see us perform
653
00:33:26,860 --> 00:33:29,480
and if she doesn't go
on, none of the kids can.
654
00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:33,690
Wow. It's really great how
committed you are to these kids.
655
00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,290
Now,ladies and gentlemen,
656
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:46,120
please welcome McKinley
High School's New Directions.
657
00:33:58,510 --> 00:34:02,370
Last night,I got served
a little bit too much
658
00:34:02,390 --> 00:34:04,230
Of that poison,baby
659
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,500
Last night,I did things I'm not proud of
660
00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:10,240
And I got a little crazy
661
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:14,410
Last night,I met a
guy on the dance floor
662
00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:19,020
And I let him call me baby
663
00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:24,960
And I don't even know his last name
664
00:34:24,970 --> 00:34:31,070
Oh,my mama would be so ashamed
665
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,890
It started
off,"Hey,cutie,where you from?
666
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,800
And then it turned
into,"Oh,no,what have I done
667
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:42,990
And I don't even know his last name
668
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:52,260
We left the club right
around 3:00 in the morning
669
00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:56,540
His Pinto sitting
there in the parking lot
670
00:34:56,550 --> 00:34:58,190
Well,it should have been a warning
671
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,370
I had no clue what I was getting into
672
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:07,090
So I blame it on the Cuervo
673
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:12,940
I don't even know my last name
674
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:19,280
And my mama would be so ashamed
675
00:35:19,290 --> 00:35:24,580
Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah
676
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:33,800
Don't even know my last name Oh,yeah.
677
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:12,920
I need to talk to you.
678
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,540
Sorry. Baby had to tinkle.
679
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:17,280
- Come on. Act two.
- No,I can't let you go back out there.
680
00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:20,570
You broke a promise.
681
00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,230
You're right.
682
00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:29,090
It's a great moment for me,
but it didn't feel right.
683
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:32,820
I don't belong up there.
684
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,440
But everybody deserves their moment
685
00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:39,150
in the spotlight, you know,to shine?
686
00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:42,500
Oh,I got that standing ovation,Will.
687
00:36:42,510 --> 00:36:45,060
And it felt amazing.
688
00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:49,600
Like every bad decision I'd
ever made just went away.
689
00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:51,320
I was back in the game.
690
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:54,430
But then I look over and I see
these sweet faces of these kids
691
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,200
and I think...
692
00:36:57,210 --> 00:36:59,930
"I'm hogging their sunshine.
693
00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:04,250
It's their turn now,not yours. "
694
00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:06,840
They're so lucky to have you,Will,
695
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,330
because you won't let
what happened to me
696
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:15,330
ever happen to any of them.
697
00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:19,370
So,where you gonna go?
698
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,840
Well,um...
699
00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:25,070
I'm going to straighten up.
700
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:28,030
Maybe try to find a new dream.
701
00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:30,690
You know,I always loved the Broadway.
702
00:37:30,700 --> 00:37:33,280
"The Broadway"?
703
00:37:33,780 --> 00:37:35,800
Do you think there's a part out there
704
00:37:35,810 --> 00:37:37,880
for a washed-up
has-been like me?
705
00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:41,910
April,you are not washed-up.
706
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,990
And hey,there's always Branson.
707
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:47,960
Will,Will,Will.
708
00:37:49,820 --> 00:37:52,110
Thank you.
709
00:37:52,780 --> 00:37:54,920
No,no,no.
710
00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:57,540
Thank you.
711
00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:04,590
Branson,eh?
712
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,380
They loved us! We're a hit.
713
00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:19,540
Wh-Wh-Where's
April?
714
00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:20,860
You were right,Mr. Shue.
715
00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:23,340
She'd massacre Mariah in a diva-off.
716
00:38:23,350 --> 00:38:26,180
April is amazing.
717
00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:30,120
But she's not in the glee club anymore.
718
00:38:30,730 --> 00:38:31,960
It...
719
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:33,880
I,uh...
720
00:38:33,890 --> 00:38:36,230
I screwed up bringing her here.
721
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:40,200
It was about me and Glee Club
is supposed to be about you guys.
722
00:38:40,210 --> 00:38:42,530
You don't need her to be great.
723
00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:44,300
But we need her for the second act.
724
00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:45,290
I'll just have to go out there
725
00:38:45,310 --> 00:38:47,590
and tell them we had
to cut the show short.
726
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,270
Hey,guys.
727
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,930
You were great.
728
00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:53,160
Don't worry.
729
00:38:53,170 --> 00:38:55,180
There will be other performances.
730
00:38:55,190 --> 00:38:57,840
Excuse me?
731
00:38:58,230 --> 00:39:01,220
I think I might have a solution.
732
00:39:01,230 --> 00:39:03,060
In show business, when
a star can't perform,
733
00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:06,000
her understudy steps in.
734
00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:08,370
I'd be happy to go in
for April,if you'd let me.
735
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:11,130
Since when are you willing
to be an understudy?
736
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,300
Since I quit the play.
737
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:15,270
Really? Why?
738
00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:18,480
I realized being a
star didn't make me feel
739
00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:21,370
as special as being your friend.
740
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:26,120
If I'd let you down when
you needed me the most,
741
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:29,070
I'd never forgive myself.
742
00:39:30,210 --> 00:39:31,880
I know all the words to the song.
743
00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,720
You don't know the choreography.
744
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:39,640
Then we're going to have to
give her a lot of help out there.
745
00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:48,720
Go get in your costume.
746
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:03,700
Can
747
00:40:03,710 --> 00:40:08,250
Anybody
748
00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:12,440
Find me
749
00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:19,950
Somebody to love
750
00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:28,290
Each morning I get up,I die a little
751
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:31,230
Can barely stand on my feet
752
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,790
Take a look,take a look
753
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,100
Take a look in the mirror And cry,
754
00:40:35,110 --> 00:40:37,490
"Lord,what you doing to me?
755
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:40,560
I spent all my years believing you
756
00:40:40,570 --> 00:40:43,280
But I just can't get no relief
757
00:40:43,290 --> 00:40:46,520
LordSomebody,oh,somebody
758
00:40:46,530 --> 00:40:50,640
Can anybody find me ?
759
00:40:50,650 --> 00:40:59,320
Somebody to love Someone to love
760
00:40:59,340 --> 00:41:02,320
Got no feet,I got no rhythm
761
00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,080
I just keep losing my beat
762
00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:05,110
You just keep losing
763
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,150
I'm okay,I'm all right It's all right
764
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,210
I ain't gonna face no defeat
765
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:14,400
I just got to get out
of this prison cell
766
00:41:14,410 --> 00:41:17,120
Someday I'm gonna be free
767
00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:21,620
Lord
768
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,070
Find me somebody to love
769
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,560
Find me somebody to love
770
00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:30,480
Find me somebody to love
771
00:41:30,490 --> 00:41:35,510
Me... oh,oh,oh Find me somebody to love
772
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,970
Find me somebody to love
773
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:39,840
Find me somebody to love
774
00:41:39,850 --> 00:41:42,950
Find me somebody to love
775
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:46,150
Oh Somebody,somebody Somebody,somebody
776
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:46,910
Find me,find me
777
00:41:46,930 --> 00:41:48,260
Find me somebody to love
778
00:41:48,270 --> 00:41:53,580
Can anybody find me
779
00:41:53,590 --> 00:42:01,970
Somebody to love
780
00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:10,870
Oh,oh... Find me somebody to love
781
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,300
Somebody find me Find me
782
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,700
Somebody Find me
783
00:42:19,230 --> 00:42:20,980
Somebody find me
784
00:42:20,990 --> 00:42:24,440
Somebody to love
785
00:42:27,530 --> 00:42:29,780
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786
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:33,560
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787
00:42:34,030 --> 00:42:36,030
Glee Season1 Episode5