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Here's what happened last week:
Quinn told Finn...
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- I'm pregnant.
- But she didn't tell him that he's not the father.
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Puck is.
- What's up, milf?
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Can you believe that?
- Wow.
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But that's not the only baby drama.
Terri says she's pregnant but really she's faking.
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And Mr. Schuester doesn't know.
- Oh my God!
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Also, Rachel quit the glee club,
because Sue got Sandy
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to come back
to direct a musical.
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And that's what you missed on...
Glee!
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♪ A singer in a smoky room ♪
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♪ The smell of wine and cheap perfume ♪
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♪ For a smile they can share the night ♪
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♪ It goes on and on and on and on ♪
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Quinn, you OK?
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I think she just had
a bad breakfast burrito.
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Can we please talk about
the giant elephant in the room?
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Your sexuality?
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- Rachel. We can't do it without her.
- That's not true.
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We may have to layer Santana Mercedes
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over Quinn's solo, but...
we'll be fine.
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Maybe for the invitationals,
but not for the sectionals
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and certainly not the regionals.
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The wheelchair kid's right.
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That Rachel chick wants me wanna
light myself on fire, but she can sing.
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Rachel left, guys. She's gone.
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If we want to make this thing work,
we can't look back.
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Alright, take five minutes.
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Mr. Shue?
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I don't want to tell you
how to do your job, but
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with all the dancing around
that Quinn's doing,
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I'm kind of worried
about the baby.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Um...
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how about I give Tina a
few of her verses, okay?
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Okay.
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You think you might want to
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tell your mom
about what's going on?
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I think I'd rather
handle it myself right now.
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My mom's got enough
to worry about.
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How come you haven't had
any morning sickness?
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Quinn Fabray has been upchucking
every 15 minutes.
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Really?
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That's a really good sign.
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That means the baby's not
a Mongoloid.
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Well, is it bad that
you haven't been sick then?
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Oh, no, honey, no, no.
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You should ask Howard Bamboo
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about my Linda Blair
impersonations
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every half hour at work.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do
about this whole Rachel thing.
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Hey. Would you like
anything else?
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Another piece of
grasshopper pie.
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What, are you going
for the record?
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I'm with child.
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Hey, did you
go to McKinley High?
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I think I had you
in my Spanish class.
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Yeah, like, five years ago.
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I go to Carmel now.
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How is that possible?
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You must be 22.
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Twenty-four.
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I'm a sixth-year senior.
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They keep failing me so I can
stay in Vocal Adrenaline.
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They fail you on purpose?
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Yeah.
Is that legal?
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I'm the only one who can
do the triple flip.
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Yeah. Hey, how about
that other piece of pie?
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How about it.
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Honey, are you
all right?
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Yeah.
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Fine.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(bell ringing)
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So... have I done
something wrong... or...?
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Oh, no. No, no.
Absolutely not.
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No, um, actually,
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I've just, um, taken
a special interest in you.
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Look, I know sometimes that life
can come at you pretty fast,
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and, uh, you reach a point
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where you might just
need a little, um,
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special guidance.
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Has someone told you something
about my personal life?
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No. Mm-mm.
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Can you keep
a secret?
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But, you know,
there are very few students
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that ever get
athletic scholarships.
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Okay? But there are a lot of
schools that give full rides
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to students
who excel in music.
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Students like yourself.
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And I don't know, maybe if
you were able to go to college,
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you wouldn't, say,
end up stuck in this town
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in a dead-end job living hand-
to-mouth with a wife and a kid
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you never intended to have,
you know?
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For example.
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That's just something
off the top of my head.
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So you think if
I stuck with Glee
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that I could get
a scholarship?
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It's definitely a possibility.
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You know? And if you
did well at regionals,
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maybe you could, um,
generate some interest.
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But we lost Rachel.
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Do you think we can
do it without her?
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Sure.
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(bell rings)
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Do you think we can
win regionals without Rachel?
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Well, remember the
Jamaican bobsled team?
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Big long shots.
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Definitely.
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But if you're concerned
about your future
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and, um, those who may be
a part of your future soon,
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um, maybe you could
just give Rachel a talk.
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You know, see if you can
get her to come back.
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(bell rings)
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How does it feel to
be just a sophomore
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and get the lead in
the school musical?
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It's an honor.
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Frankly, one I feel
I've earned.
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If there's anything I've learned
in my 16 years on the stage,
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it's that stars are rare,
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and when they're found,
you have to let them shine.
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(recorder clicks off)
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Show me your bra.
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You mean the one I'm wearing?
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Quid pro quo, Rachel.
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If you want a
good review,
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show me your over the
shoulder boulder holder.
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No way. You can't do that.
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My performance will
stand on its own.
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Besides, no one reads
the school paper, anyway.
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Oh, but I'll post my
scathing review online.
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You'll be finished on
the high school stage.
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Now, get those sweater puppies
out of their cashmere cage.
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(groans)
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Sorry I'm late.
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My Vespa had a flat.
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Give me a minute and I will
be ready for my interview.
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We're actually not gonna need
any quotes from you
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for the article,
Mr. Ryerson.
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Do the right thing.
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All the great actresses
take their clothes off.
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RYERSON: Well, I have
no problem with nudity.
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Let me tell you about
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my planned
production of Equus.
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Have you ever
hung out at a stable?
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Hey, what are you doing?
Nothing. Uh, just...
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getting the star treatment
I didn't get in Glee.
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Totally.
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It's times like this
where I know
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I've chosen the right path.
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I'm never going back to Glee.
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It's clear my talent
is too big for an ensemble.
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Not gonna get an
argument from me.
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I'm not?
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No. You're, like, the most
talented person I know.
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Even more than that guy at the
mall who can juggle chain saws.
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I just wanted to let you know
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that if you need someone
to run lines with,
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I'm available.
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Th- There is a lot of dialogue.
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I figured...
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we could go
somewhere quiet,
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maybe with low lighting and...
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Let me know.
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I could get fired for this.
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She was a student
15 years ago.
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No one is gonna care.
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Okay.
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(chuckles)
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I-I knew it.
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She never graduated.
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She-she quit with, like,
three credits to go.
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Yeah, I, um, I saw
her picture in the folder.
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Pretty.
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Pretty?
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Mm.
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April Rhodes
was a goddess.
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The most talented
performer
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in McKinley Glee
Club history.
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When she sang,
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it was mesmerizing.
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She was my first crush.
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I was a freshman,
she was a senior.
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Wait, hold on,
'cause I thought you said
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your wife was
your first crush.
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Well, yeah,
that's because
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April didn't
even look at me.
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Aw, crap, there's no
forwarding address.
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S-So then you've-you've had
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feelings for someone
other than your wife.
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Emma, I'd love to play
This Is Your Life,
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but Lord Google
demands my attention.
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Okay, just wait-wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Um, reaching back
into your past is
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a dangerous business, okay?
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People can change.
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They can, um,
disappoint you...
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I think I can handle it.
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I thought I could, too.
Just hear me out, hear me out.
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A few years ago,
I started an online flirtation
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with a high school flame Andy.
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Things got weird,
and I called it off.
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And two months later...
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...Versace was dead.
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Dead.
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Okay.
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(typing)
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April Rhodes...
Ohio.
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Oh! She has a MySpace page.
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(whispers):
Oh, God.
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Oh, and here's a link
to her own personal Web site.
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She's online.
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(laughs)
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"Hi, April.
(typing)
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"Not sure if you remember me,
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but my name
is Will Schuester."
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(mouse clicks)
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"35 Bontempo Road,
between 2:00 and 3:00.
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Bring buffalo wings."
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("Heart of Glass" playing)
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♪ Seemed like the real thing ♪
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♪ Only to find ♪
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(doorbell rings)
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♪ Much mistrust,
love gone behind... ♪
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April.
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Hello.
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Are you Will?
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Y-You remember me?
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(slurred):
Mm. No, but I don't
remember breakfast.
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(laughs)
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Come on in.
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♪ Seemed like the real thing ♪
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♪ But I was so blind... ♪
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So, did I sleep with you?
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Uh, I was a freshman
when you were a senior.
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So, did I sleep with you?
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No.
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Can I get you a drink?
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I just cracked open
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a fresh box of wine.
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This is a-a great place
you have.
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Uh, looks like you're
doing well for yourself.
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I get about five or six
appointments on a good day
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from my
World Wide Web page,
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so I do okay for myself.
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(chuckles)
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Why don't you have a seat,
take off that jacket,
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and I'm gonna
slip into something
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a little more comfortable.
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(giggles)
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WOMAN:
So, this is a
beautiful five-bedroom
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with wood-burning
fireplace and--
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You.
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This is the third time
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this week.
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Who are you?
I'm Sandra with Oakcrest Realty.
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And she is a squatter.
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This is a bank-
owned property.
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The owners foreclosed
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six months ago.
261
00:09:50,119 --> 00:09:51,479
Let me just get my vino,
262
00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,975
and I'll be out of your hair.
263
00:09:52,976 --> 00:09:53,726
Hold that.
264
00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:55,360
Oh, okay.
265
00:09:56,032 --> 00:09:56,552
Just...
266
00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:58,670
Nice place.
267
00:09:59,156 --> 00:10:00,026
(song stops)
268
00:10:02,046 --> 00:10:03,075
Can I ask you
a question?
269
00:10:03,076 --> 00:10:03,476
Yeah.
270
00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,333
What happened
to you, April?
271
00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:08,356
In high school, you were
really going places.
272
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,349
You had a voice like a
dream; everyone loved you.
273
00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:10,630
Oh.
274
00:10:11,514 --> 00:10:14,534
Oh, I hitched my star
to the wrong wagon.
275
00:10:15,534 --> 00:10:19,274
Me and my high school sweetheart
Vinny were convinced
276
00:10:19,288 --> 00:10:22,078
we were going to be stars,
so we dropped out of school
277
00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:23,540
and hitchhiked our way
to the Broadway.
278
00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:24,241
(chuckles)
279
00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:27,293
Then we ended up
in Cleveland slinging hash
280
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,453
at Ralph's Bait Shop
and Waffle House.
281
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:32,074
Then Ralph had
an affair with Vinny.
282
00:10:32,311 --> 00:10:34,741
I had a set of
mixed-race twins.
283
00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:36,430
And those were
the good times.
284
00:10:36,431 --> 00:10:37,131
(chuckles)
285
00:10:38,424 --> 00:10:38,944
(sighs)
286
00:10:40,251 --> 00:10:43,641
April... I think your
struggle is really moving.
287
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,095
And I want to help you
get back on your feet.
288
00:10:47,096 --> 00:10:48,457
I happen to know
that you're only
289
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,749
three credits shy
of your diploma.
290
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,043
I can put you
in my Spanish class.
291
00:10:53,044 --> 00:10:53,504
And...
292
00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:56,651
I know you're an
amazing singer.
293
00:10:56,996 --> 00:10:58,623
I want you to be
in the glee club.
294
00:10:58,624 --> 00:10:59,985
We'll get you sobered up...
295
00:10:59,986 --> 00:11:01,736
find you some
underwear.
296
00:11:05,568 --> 00:11:08,058
It's not too late
for you, April.
297
00:11:08,325 --> 00:11:09,535
What do you say?
298
00:11:15,102 --> 00:11:18,624
Guys, I'd like to introduce you
to someone very special.
299
00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,135
This is April Rhodes.
300
00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:22,411
She's our newest member.
301
00:11:22,412 --> 00:11:23,582
(clicking tongue)
302
00:11:23,774 --> 00:11:26,564
Wait, so old people
can join Glee Club now?
303
00:11:26,565 --> 00:11:27,255
Old, huh?
304
00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:30,917
You guys look like
the world's worst Benetton ad.
305
00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:31,618
(chuckles)
306
00:11:32,511 --> 00:11:34,006
ARTIE:
Mr. Schuester,
307
00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:35,667
this seems like a terrible idea.
308
00:11:35,668 --> 00:11:37,468
April is a
great singer.
309
00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:39,744
And she never
graduated.
310
00:11:39,954 --> 00:11:41,680
We appreciate
what you're trying to do,
311
00:11:41,681 --> 00:11:43,181
but she's no Rachel.
312
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:44,355
Who's Rachel?
313
00:11:44,605 --> 00:11:46,065
Sh-She's kind
of our star.
314
00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:47,106
Your star, eh?
315
00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:49,088
Well, where is she?
316
00:11:49,089 --> 00:11:49,779
She left.
317
00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,746
To be the lead in Cabaret.
318
00:11:51,747 --> 00:11:52,447
(chuckles)
319
00:11:53,608 --> 00:11:57,029
Hey, Tinkles, give me
"Maybe This Time" in B flat.
320
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:59,700
And don't let me
catch you snoozing.
321
00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:02,388
(playing "Maybe This Time")
322
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:12,655
♪ Maybe this time ♪
323
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,273
♪ I'll be lucky ♪
324
00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:20,005
♪ Maybe this time, he'll stay ♪
325
00:12:28,825 --> 00:12:30,165
♪ Maybe this time ♪
326
00:12:31,615 --> 00:12:33,185
♪ For the first time ♪
327
00:12:34,373 --> 00:12:36,173
♪ Love won't hurry away ♪
328
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,574
♪ He will hold me fast ♪
329
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,376
♪ I'll be home at last ♪
330
00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:57,067
♪ Not a loser ♪
331
00:12:58,857 --> 00:12:59,557
(chuckles)
332
00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:00,781
♪ Anymore ♪
333
00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,720
♪ Like the last time ♪
334
00:13:03,675 --> 00:13:05,305
♪ And the time before ♪
335
00:13:13,941 --> 00:13:15,871
♪ Everybody loves a winner ♪
336
00:13:19,191 --> 00:13:20,761
♪ So nobody loved me ♪
337
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,207
♪ Lady Peaceful ♪
338
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:28,620
♪ Lady Happy ♪
339
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,500
♪ That's what I long to be ♪
340
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,650
♪ All the odds are ♪
341
00:13:38,393 --> 00:13:40,073
♪ They're in my favor ♪
342
00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:42,985
♪ Something's bound to begin ♪
343
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:48,061
♪ It's gonna happen ♪
(laughs)
344
00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:50,414
♪ Happen sometime ♪
345
00:13:51,615 --> 00:13:53,705
♪ Maybe this time, I'll win ♪
346
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,218
♪ 'Cause everybody ♪
347
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,159
♪ They love a winner ♪
348
00:14:01,649 --> 00:14:03,219
♪ So nobody loved me ♪
349
00:14:06,732 --> 00:14:07,902
♪ Lady Peaceful ♪
350
00:14:09,258 --> 00:14:10,248
♪ Lady Happy ♪
351
00:14:12,081 --> 00:14:14,161
♪ That's what I long to be ♪
352
00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:19,345
♪ All the odds are ♪
353
00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:21,769
♪ They're in my favor ♪
354
00:14:22,646 --> 00:14:24,916
♪ Something's bound to give in ♪
355
00:14:27,662 --> 00:14:29,172
♪ It's gonna happen ♪
356
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:30,813
♪ Happen sometime ♪
357
00:14:32,513 --> 00:14:33,853
♪ Maybe this time ♪
358
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:37,109
♪ Maybe this time, I'll win... ♪
359
00:14:39,258 --> 00:14:40,358
♪ I'll win... ♪
360
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:46,250
♪ Win! ♪
361
00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:06,616
Stick that in your pipe
and smoke it.
362
00:15:08,539 --> 00:15:11,427
WILL:
So, if I were to say,
"I'm going to Mexico
363
00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:14,508
for the day,"
would I use "por" or "para"?
364
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:17,294
April.
365
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,227
Para.
366
00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:20,447
Por.
367
00:15:20,489 --> 00:15:20,769
Oh.
368
00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:23,366
I guess I better pour myself
369
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:24,537
another Crantini.
370
00:15:25,253 --> 00:15:25,953
(laughter)
371
00:15:26,355 --> 00:15:27,382
I'm just kidding.
372
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:28,857
It's hot chocolate.
373
00:15:28,858 --> 00:15:29,959
(bell rings)
374
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:33,083
All right, remember, guys,
oral reports Wednesday.
375
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:35,924
April, can I talk
to you for a second?
376
00:15:36,063 --> 00:15:37,273
I'm sorry, Will.
377
00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:39,927
The old noodle just ain't
what she used to be.
378
00:15:39,928 --> 00:15:42,977
I huffed a lot of
upholstery cleaner in the '90s.
379
00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:43,848
Look, April,
380
00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:46,623
I've been, uh, talking
to the glee kids,
381
00:15:46,624 --> 00:15:48,781
and, um, I think
they're still
382
00:15:48,788 --> 00:15:50,408
not so sure about
having you around.
383
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,533
You draw a lot of
attention to yourself.
384
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,716
And they're embarrassed
enough as it is.
385
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:58,218
So do you think
you could maybe
386
00:15:58,219 --> 00:15:59,780
take some time and
try to win them over?
387
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:04,297
("You Make My Dreams"
by Hall & Oates playing)
388
00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:04,995
Yeah.
389
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,714
Mm, smells like
my Aunt Mildred.
390
00:16:07,715 --> 00:16:08,755
Just drink it.
391
00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:10,757
♪ What I want ♪
392
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:12,790
Sweet.
393
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,190
With a bit of an
afterburny taste.
394
00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:17,450
Oh, good Chablis should
always have a little bite.
395
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,593
Now, a few swigs of that
every day before school,
396
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,749
and you'll have all the courage
you need to be yourself.
397
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,030
Really?
Oh, yeah.
398
00:16:24,423 --> 00:16:25,487
That's fantastic.
399
00:16:25,488 --> 00:16:27,261
Mm, so is my primo collection
400
00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,134
of vintage muscle magazines.
401
00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:29,885
Want them?
402
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,115
Mr. Schuester,
I changed my mind.
403
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,630
April should stay.
404
00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:35,906
I worship her.
405
00:16:38,824 --> 00:16:41,094
♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
406
00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:43,867
Oh, no, you got to be
more natural.
407
00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:45,409
I c-can't do this.
408
00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,566
I don't understand why we're
doing this in the first place.
409
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,250
Your lack of imagination
astounds me.
410
00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:50,890
This is only the beginning.
411
00:16:50,891 --> 00:16:52,571
If you can master this,
412
00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:55,474
you can sneak anything out of
a store between your knees.
413
00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:56,875
Shoes, prom dresses.
414
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,225
I once got a cake
out of a kid's birthday party.
415
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:02,146
With the candles still lit.
416
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:04,761
Are you sure?
417
00:17:04,877 --> 00:17:05,857
She can stay.
418
00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:07,258
T-T-Totally.
419
00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:12,296
♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
420
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:13,819
♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪
421
00:17:14,346 --> 00:17:14,926
(laughs)
422
00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:17,316
Don't tickle me.
423
00:17:17,535 --> 00:17:18,115
(laughs)
424
00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:22,684
(piano playing "Cabaret")
425
00:17:22,685 --> 00:17:24,375
♪ What good is sitting ♪
426
00:17:24,745 --> 00:17:26,372
♪ Alone in your room? ♪
427
00:17:26,373 --> 00:17:27,369
This is terrible.
428
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,350
♪ Come hear the music play ♪
429
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:31,787
This is a disaster.
430
00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:33,298
♪ Life is a cabaret ♪
431
00:17:33,449 --> 00:17:34,599
I'm gonna barf.
432
00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:36,272
♪ Old chum ♪
Boring!
433
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:38,800
♪ Come to the cabaret ♪
434
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:41,069
No, no, no, no, no!
435
00:17:41,256 --> 00:17:42,186
(music stops)
436
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:44,079
I don't know what you want.
437
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,641
Well, I know
what I don't want.
438
00:17:45,642 --> 00:17:47,372
And it is
all of this.
439
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:50,458
When I gave you this part,
I thought you could handle it,
440
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:51,786
but clearly you can't.
441
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:53,237
What this show needs
442
00:17:54,453 --> 00:17:57,533
is a star with a little
bit more maturity.
443
00:17:58,359 --> 00:17:59,685
I know what you're trying to do.
444
00:17:59,784 --> 00:18:02,242
You're trying to get me to quit,
so you can be the star.
445
00:18:02,243 --> 00:18:03,083
Well, it won't work.
446
00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:04,764
I'm not going anywhere.
447
00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:10,137
I'll say.
448
00:18:11,058 --> 00:18:13,428
I'm sleeping with him.
So am I.
449
00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:16,921
This play's weird.
450
00:18:16,922 --> 00:18:19,482
That's Mr. Ryerson's
favorite line.
451
00:18:20,194 --> 00:18:22,634
You're a really good actor,
Finn.
452
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:24,876
Maybe you should consider
joining the musical.
453
00:18:24,877 --> 00:18:26,670
I'm pretty devoted to Glee.
454
00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:28,830
I don't think I could
just walk away from it.
455
00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:31,201
I know how hard
it was for you.
456
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:34,038
But I could justify doing both
457
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:35,317
if you came back.
458
00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:38,432
But we both know
that's not gonna happen.
459
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:39,894
Do you know what we should do?
460
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:40,825
Elope?
What?
461
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:42,468
Nothing.
462
00:18:43,151 --> 00:18:44,661
We should go bowling.
463
00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:47,203
You're always so stressed out
about the play.
464
00:18:47,204 --> 00:18:49,234
You just need
to loosen up.
465
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,584
I always go bowling
whenever I'm worked up
466
00:18:52,585 --> 00:18:54,735
about a big game or something.
467
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:56,372
Just us?
468
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:57,405
Yeah.
469
00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:00,658
Yeah, that-that-that
would be great.
470
00:19:00,659 --> 00:19:02,689
I-I am really
stressed out.
471
00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:05,807
But that's the price you
pay for being a star.
472
00:19:05,808 --> 00:19:07,070
APRIL:
Don't I know it.
473
00:19:07,071 --> 00:19:08,067
WILL:
Hey,achel.
474
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,938
April Rhodes, Rachel Berry.
475
00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:12,585
Hey, can you give us
the room, Rachel?
476
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,578
We need to teach April the cues
for "Don't Stop Believing."
477
00:19:14,579 --> 00:19:17,199
Wait, she's singing
the female lead?
478
00:19:17,404 --> 00:19:19,544
Wait, she's in the glee club?
479
00:19:19,563 --> 00:19:20,783
She's... ancient.
480
00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:23,177
Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.
481
00:19:23,178 --> 00:19:24,771
That's Rachel's part, Mr. Shue.
482
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:27,594
Well, Rachel's not
in the glee club anymore.
483
00:19:27,595 --> 00:19:28,525
Thanks, Finn.
484
00:19:29,855 --> 00:19:30,495
Rachel...
485
00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:34,902
We're all really excited
to see the play.
486
00:19:35,469 --> 00:19:38,889
Make sure you save us
a seat in the front row.
487
00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:40,128
(door opens)
488
00:19:41,683 --> 00:19:42,613
(door closes)
489
00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:44,971
(playing scales on piano)
490
00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:46,466
♪ Me, me, me, me,
me, me, me ♪
491
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:49,147
♪ You, you, you, you,
you, you, you ♪
492
00:19:53,731 --> 00:19:54,601
(bell rings)
493
00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:58,670
(sniffing)
494
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,232
Kurt?
495
00:20:02,272 --> 00:20:03,001
(echoing):
Hi.
496
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,357
(sniffing
echoes)
497
00:20:04,358 --> 00:20:06,174
Kurt, I'm a girl
who knows her solvents,
498
00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:09,275
and your breath smells like
rubbing alcohol.
499
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,219
Oh, Bambi.
500
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:14,975
I cried so hard when those
hunters shot your mommy.
501
00:20:15,754 --> 00:20:17,044
(retching)
(gasps)
502
00:20:25,564 --> 00:20:27,436
Hey, Em. Just trying
to figure out the set list
503
00:20:27,437 --> 00:20:28,092
for Saturday.
504
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:30,550
I just got back from
the emergency room.
505
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:32,984
Had them give me
four decontamination showers.
506
00:20:32,985 --> 00:20:34,750
I think they call that
"the full Silkwood."
507
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:35,741
What happened?
508
00:20:35,912 --> 00:20:38,582
Kurt was drunk
and he ralphed on me.
509
00:20:39,587 --> 00:20:41,593
Not really fessing up to
how he got the booze just yet,
510
00:20:41,594 --> 00:20:43,034
but I'm pretty sure
it's not a fake ID,
511
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:46,355
because he looks like
an 11-year-old milkmaid.
512
00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:48,932
Will, I think it was April.
513
00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:52,216
Her backpack's always
clinking with empties.
514
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,108
I'm so sorry.
515
00:20:53,109 --> 00:20:55,179
I-I will, I'll talk to him.
516
00:20:55,649 --> 00:20:56,049
Okay.
517
00:20:57,231 --> 00:20:57,911
I'm, um,
518
00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:00,431
I'm a little bit worried
519
00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:02,305
about the glee club.
520
00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:04,274
So am I...I mean...
(sighs)
521
00:21:04,571 --> 00:21:08,221
if we don't place at regionals,
it-it's all over.
522
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:13,200
We have obligations
as teachers, Will,
523
00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:15,988
to give kids opportunities
for growth
524
00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:17,346
and enrichment.
525
00:21:19,156 --> 00:21:19,436
With April in Glee,
526
00:21:20,315 --> 00:21:22,113
you're taking away
a kid's chance to grow,
527
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:23,960
and you're giving it to someone
528
00:21:23,963 --> 00:21:25,990
whose brain is soaked
in corn booze.
529
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,653
April's not finished, Emma.
530
00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:32,844
And if Glee's gonna win, I need
to give her a second chance.
531
00:21:33,402 --> 00:21:35,693
She is a talented performer
532
00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,457
and I really think that the
kids are going to learn
533
00:21:37,508 --> 00:21:39,468
a lot of valuable
technique from her.
534
00:21:39,554 --> 00:21:41,116
Okay.
535
00:21:42,338 --> 00:21:43,759
But I think you need
to think about...
536
00:21:43,848 --> 00:21:46,407
why you're doing this
537
00:21:46,575 --> 00:21:48,701
and what you're willing
to sacrifice to get it.
538
00:22:07,561 --> 00:22:10,351
(slow, distorted):
You...
539
00:22:10,815 --> 00:22:14,167
suck!
540
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:14,743
(sobbing)
541
00:22:26,207 --> 00:22:28,201
(sympathetically):
Oh...
542
00:22:28,322 --> 00:22:29,647
Rough day
at the office, cookie?
543
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,675
I've just got a
lot on my plate.
544
00:22:33,236 --> 00:22:34,698
It's not easy being
in the spotlight.
545
00:22:34,698 --> 00:22:38,087
It's the difficult
road I've chosen.
546
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,350
Yeah.
547
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:40,745
I know
that song, sister.
548
00:22:40,745 --> 00:22:43,136
Um, do you have any NyQuil?
549
00:22:43,136 --> 00:22:45,960
I could use
a little pick-me-up.
550
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,219
No.
551
00:22:48,219 --> 00:22:52,040
These high school boys are a lot
hotter than they used to be.
552
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,063
That Finn Hudson is one
cutie pie I gots my eye on.
553
00:22:55,063 --> 00:22:56,359
Finn's taken, April.
554
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,021
Yeah, well,
some guys like
555
00:22:58,021 --> 00:22:59,449
a little somethin'-somethin'
on the side.
556
00:22:59,449 --> 00:23:01,874
I think your behavior
is totally inappropriate
557
00:23:01,874 --> 00:23:04,432
and your presence in this
school is a complete travesty.
558
00:23:04,432 --> 00:23:07,223
What you choose to do with your
life is your own business,
559
00:23:07,223 --> 00:23:09,383
but don't go around
screwing up everyone else's.
560
00:23:10,712 --> 00:23:13,170
I'm not afraid
of you, sweetie.
561
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:16,757
There was a time when I was
the biggest star around here.
562
00:23:16,757 --> 00:23:19,317
And now that
I've got that back...
563
00:23:19,317 --> 00:23:21,840
I'm never letting it go.
564
00:23:41,974 --> 00:23:43,768
Do I have to put my fingers
in the holes?
565
00:23:45,231 --> 00:23:47,422
Couldn't there be diseases
in there or something?
566
00:23:47,422 --> 00:23:49,848
Oh, no. Ball sharing's
all part of the fun.
567
00:23:50,845 --> 00:23:52,175
Here, use the pink one.
568
00:23:52,175 --> 00:23:54,134
Pink's your favorite
color, right?
569
00:23:57,258 --> 00:23:59,316
♪ I want a new drug... ♪
Now what?
570
00:23:59,316 --> 00:24:00,912
Follow my lead.
571
00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:03,968
Okay, so...
572
00:24:03,968 --> 00:24:06,426
Just look at the pins.
573
00:24:06,426 --> 00:24:07,622
Nice and straight.
574
00:24:07,622 --> 00:24:09,915
♪ I want a new drug ♪
575
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,709
♪ One that won't
hurt my head ♪
576
00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:14,998
♪ One that won't make
my mouth too dry ♪
577
00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:16,726
♪ Or make my eyes
too red... ♪
578
00:24:16,726 --> 00:24:19,217
You sure this is
your first time?
579
00:24:19,217 --> 00:24:23,270
♪ One that won't make me
nervous, wondering what to do ♪
580
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:28,752
♪ One that makes me feel like
I feel when I'm with you ♪
581
00:24:28,752 --> 00:24:29,783
♪ When I'm alone... ♪
582
00:24:29,783 --> 00:24:32,207
Oh, ho-ho! April!
583
00:24:32,207 --> 00:24:33,469
Woo-hoo!
I-I...
584
00:24:33,469 --> 00:24:34,931
You see what you can accomplish
when you're sober?
585
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:38,122
Sober? I'm rolling on a
fistful of horse tranquilizers.
586
00:24:38,122 --> 00:24:40,247
I can't feel my lips.
(laughing)
587
00:24:40,247 --> 00:24:43,337
Oh, you know...
588
00:24:43,337 --> 00:24:45,364
I think I'm going
to keep these shoes.
589
00:24:45,364 --> 00:24:48,055
♪ One that don't cost too much,
or come in a pill... ♪
590
00:24:48,055 --> 00:24:49,284
April...
591
00:24:49,284 --> 00:24:51,543
I brought you here
because I need to talk to you.
592
00:24:51,543 --> 00:24:53,337
Okay.
593
00:24:53,337 --> 00:24:57,324
I'm concerned that you're a
bad influence on the glee club.
594
00:24:59,483 --> 00:25:02,008
I can't have you around
if you're going to continue
595
00:25:02,008 --> 00:25:03,869
to encourage them
to make bad choices.
596
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:10,247
♪ One that makes me feel like
I feel when I'm with you... ♪
597
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:13,670
Well, you're right, Will.
598
00:25:13,670 --> 00:25:15,896
As of right now, I'm
back on the wagon.
599
00:25:15,896 --> 00:25:18,753
Really?
600
00:25:20,913 --> 00:25:22,939
That's great.
(laughing)
601
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:24,733
(laughing)
602
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:28,155
I have to tell you something.
603
00:25:28,155 --> 00:25:30,780
I was in awe of you
in high school.
604
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,703
I mean, of all the roads
I never traveled in my life,
605
00:25:33,703 --> 00:25:37,491
the one I regret the most
was never...
606
00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:38,920
getting the chance
to sing with you.
607
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,211
Really?
608
00:25:41,211 --> 00:25:43,537
Yeah. I mean, that's how you
get better, you know?
609
00:25:43,537 --> 00:25:45,663
Singing with people
who are better than you.
610
00:25:45,663 --> 00:25:47,823
You really thought
that much of me?
611
00:25:49,551 --> 00:25:52,208
April...
612
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:54,634
You are the reason
I joined Glee Club.
613
00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:57,091
No...
614
00:26:00,215 --> 00:26:01,777
Um...
615
00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:04,268
So, your dream was always
to sing with me, huh?
616
00:26:04,268 --> 00:26:06,627
Yeah.
617
00:26:06,627 --> 00:26:07,657
Well, then, come on.
618
00:26:07,657 --> 00:26:09,916
What?
Come on!
619
00:26:14,701 --> 00:26:16,228
(microphone
feedback squeals)
620
00:26:16,228 --> 00:26:19,451
Hey, April, karaoke's on
Wednesdays-- tonight's bingo.
621
00:26:19,451 --> 00:26:21,278
Shut your gravy hole, Barry.
622
00:26:21,278 --> 00:26:22,740
WILL:
Hey, guys,
623
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:24,102
uh, happy gambling.
624
00:26:24,102 --> 00:26:25,332
Here we go.
625
00:26:27,392 --> 00:26:31,079
♪ I hear the ticking
of the clock ♪
626
00:26:31,079 --> 00:26:34,833
♪ I'm lying here,
the room's pitch dark ♪
627
00:26:37,889 --> 00:26:41,411
♪ I wonder
where you are tonight ♪
628
00:26:41,411 --> 00:26:45,432
♪ No answer on the telephone ♪
629
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:53,040
♪ And the night goes by
so very slow ♪
630
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:58,621
♪ Oh, I hope
that it won't end, though ♪
631
00:26:58,621 --> 00:27:02,209
♪ Alone ♪
632
00:27:04,734 --> 00:27:11,112
♪ Till now,
I always got by on my own ♪
633
00:27:11,112 --> 00:27:15,963
♪ I never really cared
until I met you ♪
634
00:27:17,192 --> 00:27:21,146
♪ And now it chills me
to the bone ♪
635
00:27:21,146 --> 00:27:26,429
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
636
00:27:26,429 --> 00:27:29,386
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
637
00:27:29,386 --> 00:27:36,860
♪ How do I get you alone? ♪
♪ Alone ♪
638
00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:46,163
♪ Alone! ♪
639
00:27:46,163 --> 00:27:48,156
(bingo players applaud)
640
00:27:53,272 --> 00:27:56,728
This is really good pizza.
641
00:27:56,728 --> 00:27:59,087
Yeah. I think they
import the pepperoni
642
00:27:59,087 --> 00:28:01,213
from, like, Michigan
or something.
643
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,406
How's Glee?
644
00:28:03,406 --> 00:28:05,964
Oh, well, everybody misses you.
645
00:28:07,491 --> 00:28:08,654
They miss my talent.
646
00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:11,711
No, no. We're your friends.
647
00:28:11,711 --> 00:28:13,538
We just miss having you around.
648
00:28:15,931 --> 00:28:17,525
I love Glee, I just...
649
00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:19,518
don't see the point
in wasting my energies
650
00:28:19,518 --> 00:28:20,881
on someplace
that I'm not appreciated.
651
00:28:20,881 --> 00:28:22,310
I appreciate you.
652
00:28:28,521 --> 00:28:30,350
It's your last ball.
653
00:28:36,495 --> 00:28:37,558
Just like the first time,
654
00:28:37,558 --> 00:28:39,585
but better.
655
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,188
(laughing and squealing)
656
00:29:00,117 --> 00:29:01,944
Come back to Glee.
657
00:29:03,606 --> 00:29:05,167
What about Quinn?
658
00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:07,027
I don't know what's going
to happen in the future.
659
00:29:07,027 --> 00:29:09,121
I just know that I want to
spend more time with you now.
660
00:29:10,151 --> 00:29:12,476
I'll-I'll have to quit the play.
661
00:29:14,105 --> 00:29:16,795
I'll do it!
662
00:29:21,082 --> 00:29:24,038
♪ There's a heartbreak beat ♪
663
00:29:30,052 --> 00:29:32,842
Maybe Quinn is
lactose intolerant.
664
00:29:32,842 --> 00:29:34,337
That doesn't explain
all the crying.
665
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:36,862
Maybe she just
doesn't like the group.
666
00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,025
Are you all that stupid?
667
00:29:38,025 --> 00:29:39,852
Seriously?
668
00:29:39,852 --> 00:29:43,406
I bet you thought Bert and Ernie
were just roommates.
669
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:46,995
Maybe Quinn's
got one in the oven.
670
00:29:49,586 --> 00:29:50,816
Who's the baby's daddy?
671
00:29:50,816 --> 00:29:53,240
Who do you think?
672
00:29:54,935 --> 00:29:56,430
Finn.
673
00:29:57,858 --> 00:30:02,343
Yes, you've heard right-- I
am returning to Glee Club.
674
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:04,636
In lieu of flowers,
please send all donations
675
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,430
to a socially conscious charity
of your choice.
676
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,190
This is a hot damn mess.
677
00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:10,118
MERCEDES:
Oh, my God.
678
00:30:10,118 --> 00:30:12,942
Uh, I'm sorry; I thought
I'd be welcomed back
679
00:30:12,942 --> 00:30:14,936
with a tad more enthusiasm.
680
00:30:14,936 --> 00:30:17,627
Sorry, Glee Club has just been
rocked with its first scandal.
681
00:30:18,789 --> 00:30:20,317
Quinn's knocked up.
682
00:30:20,317 --> 00:30:23,806
And the baby daddy?
683
00:30:23,806 --> 00:30:25,034
Finn.
684
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,474
I just wanted to drop off the
application for that scholarship
685
00:30:33,474 --> 00:30:34,703
you were telling me about.
686
00:30:34,703 --> 00:30:36,064
I got Rachel
to come back to Glee,
687
00:30:36,064 --> 00:30:38,091
so, I figure we have
a real shot at it.
688
00:30:38,091 --> 00:30:39,121
I'm so proud of you.
689
00:30:39,121 --> 00:30:40,716
See what you can accomplish
690
00:30:40,716 --> 00:30:42,144
when you set your mind to it?
691
00:30:46,896 --> 00:30:47,893
Finn!
692
00:30:49,221 --> 00:30:50,816
You're a liar.
693
00:30:50,816 --> 00:30:52,577
Why didn't you tell me
Quinn was pregnant?
694
00:30:52,577 --> 00:30:54,570
Who told you?
Everyone knows but me.
695
00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:56,829
I'm the only fool who went out
with you and let you kiss me,
696
00:30:56,829 --> 00:30:58,258
thinking you actually
had feelings for me.
697
00:30:58,258 --> 00:31:01,315
But I-I do.
698
00:31:01,315 --> 00:31:03,308
Look, yeah, I haven't been
totally honest with you,
699
00:31:03,308 --> 00:31:04,537
but that's different than lying.
700
00:31:04,537 --> 00:31:07,660
Well, maybe it's not
that much different, but...
701
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:10,151
but look, I need to
get a music scholarship,
702
00:31:10,151 --> 00:31:11,448
so I can go to college,
703
00:31:11,448 --> 00:31:14,737
so I can get a good job,
so I can take care of my kid
704
00:31:14,737 --> 00:31:17,694
and I can't do that if you
don't come back to Glee Club.
705
00:31:17,694 --> 00:31:19,288
You should take it
as a compliment.
706
00:31:19,288 --> 00:31:21,912
You could have just
been honest with me.
707
00:31:23,441 --> 00:31:26,198
Look, I know
what I did was wrong.
708
00:31:26,198 --> 00:31:29,122
I get that, but...
that kiss was real.
709
00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:30,915
Whatever it was, it
ruined any chance
710
00:31:30,915 --> 00:31:32,975
of me ever coming
back to Glee.
711
00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:34,638
I hope you have fun
playing house with Quinn
712
00:31:34,638 --> 00:31:35,932
while you languish in
your little ensemble,
713
00:31:35,932 --> 00:31:37,628
but my dreams are
bigger than that
714
00:31:37,628 --> 00:31:39,421
and they're bigger than you.
715
00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:45,069
Miss Sylvester.
716
00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:46,929
We need to talk.
717
00:31:46,929 --> 00:31:48,259
If you'd like to to
return to the musical,
718
00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:49,521
changes need to be made.
719
00:31:49,521 --> 00:31:51,448
Well, Rachel,
I couldn't agree with you more.
720
00:31:51,448 --> 00:31:52,909
You know, when I heard
721
00:31:52,909 --> 00:31:56,132
Sandy wanted to write himself
into a scene as Queen Cleopatra,
722
00:31:56,132 --> 00:31:59,255
I was aroused, then furious.
723
00:31:59,255 --> 00:32:03,907
I hereby grant you
complete artistic control.
724
00:32:03,907 --> 00:32:05,766
Congratulations, kiddo.
725
00:32:05,766 --> 00:32:09,820
You now have everything
you could possibly want.
726
00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:11,813
Isn't it a great feeling?
727
00:32:19,653 --> 00:32:22,378
(singing vocal warm-up
exercise)
728
00:32:24,472 --> 00:32:26,100
(Will clapping hands)
729
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:28,790
The house is packed-- you guys
are going to kick butt tonight.
730
00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:30,684
Your first performance
in front of a real audience.
731
00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:32,744
I can't wait.
You guys are going to love it.
732
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:34,737
Where-Where's April?
733
00:32:34,737 --> 00:32:35,966
Yee-haw!
734
00:32:35,966 --> 00:32:38,093
(laughing)
Right on cue, as usual.
735
00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:41,482
Hey, roller-boy. Handsome.
736
00:32:41,482 --> 00:32:42,877
Oh, I like that color.
737
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:45,369
Have you been working on the,
uh, moves we talked...
738
00:32:45,369 --> 00:32:46,531
You've got something
right there, on your...
739
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:47,926
Uh, oh...
740
00:32:49,189 --> 00:32:50,518
Honk!
741
00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:54,439
There's my boy.
Are you drunk?
742
00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:56,399
You promised me you'd
sober up for this.
743
00:32:56,399 --> 00:32:58,757
When? Last night?
744
00:32:58,757 --> 00:33:01,017
Well, I was drunk.
You can't hold me to that.
745
00:33:05,701 --> 00:33:07,860
Hit it, knuckles.
746
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,887
(April warming up
operatically)
747
00:33:12,577 --> 00:33:15,170
April Rhodes almost ran
me over in the parking
lot just now, Will.
748
00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:17,694
You can't let her go on
in her condition.
749
00:33:17,694 --> 00:33:19,312
There is an auditorium
full of people waiting
750
00:33:19,314 --> 00:33:21,004
to see us perform
751
00:33:21,006 --> 00:33:23,081
and if she doesn't go on,
none of the kids can.
752
00:33:23,662 --> 00:33:27,615
Wow. It's really great how
committed you are to these kids.
753
00:33:33,003 --> 00:33:34,862
EMCEE:
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
754
00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:38,984
please welcome McKinley
High School's New Directions.
755
00:33:38,986 --> 00:33:40,214
(applause)
756
00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:44,532
(intro begins)
757
00:33:52,056 --> 00:33:56,130
♪ Last night, I got served
a little bit too much ♪
758
00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:57,961
♪ Of that poison, baby ♪
759
00:33:57,961 --> 00:34:02,279
♪ Last night, I did things
I'm not proud of ♪
760
00:34:02,279 --> 00:34:03,875
♪ And I got a little crazy ♪
761
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:08,061
♪ Last night, I met a guy
on the dance floor ♪
762
00:34:08,061 --> 00:34:12,679
♪ And I let him call me baby ♪
763
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:18,128
♪ And I don't even know
his last name ♪
764
00:34:18,128 --> 00:34:24,838
♪ Oh, my mama would be
so ashamed ♪
765
00:34:24,838 --> 00:34:27,562
♪ It started off,
"Hey, cutie, where you from?" ♪
766
00:34:27,562 --> 00:34:30,485
♪ And then it turned into,
"Oh, no, what have I done?" ♪
767
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:36,965
♪ And I don't even know
his last name ♪
768
00:34:36,965 --> 00:34:39,656
Whoo!
769
00:34:39,656 --> 00:34:46,068
♪ We left the club right
around 3:00 in the morning ♪
770
00:34:46,068 --> 00:34:50,088
♪ His Pinto sitting there
in the parking lot ♪
771
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,246
♪ Well, it should have been
a warning ♪
772
00:34:52,246 --> 00:34:56,267
♪ I had no clue
what I was getting into ♪
773
00:34:56,267 --> 00:35:00,087
♪ So I blame it on the Cuervo ♪
774
00:35:00,087 --> 00:35:06,599
♪ I don't even know
my last name ♪
775
00:35:06,599 --> 00:35:12,446
♪ And my mama would be
so ashamed ♪
776
00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:17,330
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
777
00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:18,692
Whoo!
778
00:35:18,692 --> 00:35:25,071
♪ Don't even know my last name ♪
779
00:35:25,071 --> 00:35:28,327
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
780
00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:05,800
I need to talk to you.
781
00:36:05,804 --> 00:36:07,462
Sorry. Baby had to tinkle.
Come on. Act two.
782
00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:10,108
No, I can't let you
go back out there.
783
00:36:11,075 --> 00:36:13,299
You broke a promise.
784
00:36:14,929 --> 00:36:15,999
You're right.
785
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:22,332
It's a great moment for me,
but it didn't feel right.
786
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:25,099
I don't belong up there.
787
00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:27,026
But everybody deserves
their moment
788
00:36:27,026 --> 00:36:31,643
in the spotlight,
you know, to shine?
789
00:36:31,643 --> 00:36:34,666
Oh, I got that
standing ovation, Will.
790
00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:37,226
And it felt amazing.
791
00:36:37,226 --> 00:36:41,377
Like every bad decision
I'd ever made just went away.
792
00:36:41,377 --> 00:36:43,504
I was back in the game.
793
00:36:43,504 --> 00:36:47,059
But then I look over and I see
these sweet faces of these kids
794
00:36:47,059 --> 00:36:49,186
and I think...
795
00:36:49,186 --> 00:36:53,371
"I'm hogging their sunshine.
796
00:36:53,371 --> 00:36:55,330
It's their turn now, not yours."
797
00:36:57,291 --> 00:36:59,218
They're so lucky
to have you, Will,
798
00:36:59,218 --> 00:37:02,707
because you won't let
what happened to me
799
00:37:02,707 --> 00:37:07,158
ever happen to any of them.
800
00:37:09,053 --> 00:37:10,514
So, where you gonna go?
801
00:37:10,514 --> 00:37:14,634
Well, um...
802
00:37:14,634 --> 00:37:16,063
I'm going to straighten up.
803
00:37:17,724 --> 00:37:21,644
Maybe try to find a new dream.
804
00:37:21,644 --> 00:37:23,073
You know, I always
loved the Broadway.
805
00:37:23,073 --> 00:37:25,000
"The Broadway"?
(both laugh)
806
00:37:26,029 --> 00:37:28,221
Do you think there's
a part out there
807
00:37:28,221 --> 00:37:30,182
for a washed-up
has-been like me?
808
00:37:30,182 --> 00:37:32,740
April, you are not washed-up.
809
00:37:34,102 --> 00:37:36,827
And hey, there's
always Branson.
810
00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:39,485
Will, Will, Will.
811
00:37:41,645 --> 00:37:43,305
Thank you.
812
00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:45,199
Oh... (wry laugh)
813
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:46,462
No, no, no.
814
00:37:46,462 --> 00:37:48,455
Thank you.
815
00:37:54,236 --> 00:37:56,229
Branson, eh?
816
00:38:01,544 --> 00:38:04,136
(indistinct conversations)
817
00:38:06,992 --> 00:38:09,684
They loved us!
We're a hit.
818
00:38:09,684 --> 00:38:11,345
Wh-Wh-Where's April?
819
00:38:11,345 --> 00:38:12,972
KURT:
You were right, Mr. Shue.
820
00:38:12,972 --> 00:38:15,132
She'd massacre Mariah
in a diva-off.
821
00:38:15,132 --> 00:38:19,086
April is amazing.
822
00:38:19,086 --> 00:38:20,748
But she's not
in the glee club anymore.
823
00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:24,003
It...
824
00:38:24,003 --> 00:38:25,929
I, uh...
825
00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:28,389
I screwed up bringing her here.
826
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,877
It was about me and Glee Club is
supposed to be about you guys.
827
00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:34,003
You don't need her to be great.
828
00:38:34,003 --> 00:38:36,130
But we need her
for the second act.
829
00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:37,559
I'll just have to go out there
830
00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:39,618
and tell them
we had to cut the show short.
831
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:41,246
Hey, guys.
832
00:38:41,246 --> 00:38:42,409
You were great.
833
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,199
Don't worry.
834
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:47,160
There will be
other performances.
835
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,419
Excuse me?
836
00:38:49,419 --> 00:38:50,980
I think I might have a solution.
837
00:38:52,475 --> 00:38:54,669
In show business,
when a star can't perform,
838
00:38:54,669 --> 00:38:56,196
her understudy steps in.
839
00:38:57,493 --> 00:39:00,183
I'd be happy to go in
for April, if you'd let me.
840
00:39:00,183 --> 00:39:02,576
Since when are you willing
to be an understudy?
841
00:39:02,576 --> 00:39:04,336
Since I quit the play.
842
00:39:04,336 --> 00:39:05,864
Really? Why?
843
00:39:08,623 --> 00:39:10,682
I realized being a star
didn't make me feel
844
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:11,944
as special as being your friend.
845
00:39:13,870 --> 00:39:17,160
If I'd let you down
when you needed me the most,
846
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,286
I'd never forgive myself.
847
00:39:21,479 --> 00:39:23,771
I know all the words
to the song.
848
00:39:23,771 --> 00:39:25,300
You don't know
the choreography.
849
00:39:28,223 --> 00:39:30,615
Then we're going to have to give
her a lot of help out there.
850
00:39:37,426 --> 00:39:39,120
Go get in your costume.
851
00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:55,234
♪ Can ♪
852
00:39:55,234 --> 00:40:00,184
ALL:
* Anybody *
853
00:40:00,184 --> 00:40:04,204
♪ Find me ♪
854
00:40:04,204 --> 00:40:10,317
♪ Somebody to love? ♪
855
00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:17,293
♪ Oh-oh, oh... ho! ♪
856
00:40:17,293 --> 00:40:19,952
♪ Each morning I get up,
I die a little ♪
857
00:40:19,952 --> 00:40:21,845
♪ Can barely stand on my feet ♪
858
00:40:21,845 --> 00:40:25,499
* Take a look, take a look *
* Take a look in the mirror *
859
00:40:25,499 --> 00:40:28,689
♪ And cry, "Lord,
what you doing to me?" ♪
860
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:31,679
♪ I spent all my years
believing you ♪
861
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,838
♪ But I just
can't get no relief ♪
862
00:40:33,838 --> 00:40:35,400
♪ Lord ♪
863
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,489
♪ Somebody, oh, somebody ♪
864
00:40:38,489 --> 00:40:42,111
♪ Can anybody find me ♪
865
00:40:42,111 --> 00:40:49,420
♪ Somebody to love? ♪
866
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:53,473
* Someone to love *
* Got no feet, I got no rhythm *
867
00:40:53,473 --> 00:40:56,695
* I just keep losing my beat *
* You just keep losing *
868
00:40:56,695 --> 00:40:59,288
* I'm okay, I'm all right *
* It's all right *
869
00:40:59,288 --> 00:41:02,543
♪ I ain't gonna face no defeat ♪
870
00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:05,866
♪ I just got to get
out of this prison cell ♪
871
00:41:05,866 --> 00:41:08,124
♪ Someday I'm gonna be free ♪
872
00:41:08,124 --> 00:41:12,376
♪ Lord ♪
873
00:41:12,376 --> 00:41:15,533
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
874
00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:18,490
♪ Find me
somebody to love ♪
875
00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:21,712
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
876
00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:24,702
♪ Me... oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
877
00:41:24,702 --> 00:41:27,327
♪ Find me
somebody to love ♪
878
00:41:27,327 --> 00:41:31,015
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
♪ Oh ♪
879
00:41:31,015 --> 00:41:33,739
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
880
00:41:33,739 --> 00:41:35,400
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Somebody, somebody ♪
881
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,760
♪ Somebody, somebody ♪
♪ Find me, find me ♪
882
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,487
♪ Find me somebody to love ♪
883
00:41:39,487 --> 00:41:45,202
♪ Can anybody find me ♪
884
00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:56,531
♪ Somebody to love? ♪
885
00:41:56,531 --> 00:42:02,245
* Oh, oh... *
* Find me somebody to love *
886
00:42:02,245 --> 00:42:05,201
♪ Somebody find me ♪
♪ Find me ♪
887
00:42:05,201 --> 00:42:07,560
♪ Somebody find me ♪
888
00:42:10,351 --> 00:42:12,411
♪ Somebody to love ♪
889
00:42:12,411 --> 00:42:13,773
♪ Somebody ♪
890
00:42:13,773 --> 00:42:15,800
♪ Find me ♪
891
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,029
♪ Somebody ♪
892
00:42:17,029 --> 00:42:19,886
♪ To... ♪
893
00:42:19,886 --> 00:42:23,541
♪ Love. ♪
894
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,634
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00:42:26,734 --> 00:42:36,600
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