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rachel and the glee club know
that quinn's pregnant, but they
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all think finn's the father,
when really it's puck.
oh!
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yikes! and terri's only fake
pregnant and wants quinn
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to give her her baby so will
won't find out.
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How come you haven't had any
morning sickness?
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oh, and also,
ken is dating emma,
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but she's really got eyes
for mr. shue.
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and that's
what you missed on...
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Five, six, seven, eight.
step, turn,
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Out, in, ball-change,
step ball-change step.
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You, you, you, you.
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And ba-ba-ba. turn...
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Come on, guys,
you're sleepwalking on me here.
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Give me some energy.
we've got sectionals in two...
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Please, sectionals
is going to be a breeze.
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Maybe so.
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(yawns)
but if we coast
through sectionals,
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We're gonna get
killed at regionals.
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We have got to be on our game.
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(zany voices)
(laughing)
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Sorry.
funny youtube.
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It's the grape stomping one.
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(zany voices continue)
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The kids have gotten
really complacent.
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It's like the fire
has totally gone out.
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Um, um, i'm sorry,
you've just, uh...
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You've got a little
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Mustard in your cute
kirk douglas chin dimple.
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(laughs)
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Wha...? huh?
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I get it?
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Um...
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Here, let me.
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Hold on.
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There.
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Thanks.
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Um, so...
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Uh, when did... when did
this start to happen?
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A week ago.
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Rachel:
one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven...
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
great news, guys.
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Just got the competition
bracket for sectionals,
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And we are in really good shape.
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There's only two other teams.
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We beat them,
we make it to regionals.
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(laughter and cheers)
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Uh, who are the other teams?
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Drumroll please, finn.
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(drumroll)
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School for the deaf in dayton
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And someplace called
jane addams academy.
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Jane addams?
that's a halfway house
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For girls just getting out
of juvie.
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Th-th-this is great.
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People who can't hear
what they're singing
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And criminals
who don't care.
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It's gonna be
a cakewalk.
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High fi...
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will:
they think they've got it
in the bag,
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so they've simply
stopped trying.
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I've got to figure out
some way to motivate them.
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Okay, well, you,
um, you could...
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Oh, what about
a sticker board?
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That's how my parents
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Got me to do chores
when i was a kid.
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Right, so i'd do a chore
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And then i'd get a star,
and then...
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oh, dear god,
please, please...
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Stop talking.
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I'm trying desperately
to ignore
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The treacly sweet inanity
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Of our asinine
conversation,
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But now i've got bile
in my mouth
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And i will hold my tongue
no further.
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You know what this is?
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It's a list
of my cheerios.
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Every week i pick
someone at random
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And i kick them out.
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Yeah, well, in glee club we do
things a little bit differently.
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Oh, yeah, will?
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How's that working out
for you?
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You have to
remember something.
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We're dealing with children.
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They need to be terrified.
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It's like mother's milk
to them.
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Without it, their bones
won't grow properly.
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So if you want results
with a kid,
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You find that competitive
animal within and unleash it.
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Okay.
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Ellen, that blouse
is just insane.
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I can't believe she's allowed
to teach at this school.
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You know...
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She may have a point.
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captioning sponsored by
20th century fox
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Competition.
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Every one of these people
or elements
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Was a champion
in their own right.
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But they used competing
with each other
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To make themselves
even better.
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I don't understand
how lightning
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Is in competition with an
above-ground swimming pool.
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Just go with it.
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You guys have become
complacent.
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You were great at
the invitational,
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But you got to up your game
if you want
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To get through sectionals.
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Okay, split up.
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Guys on the left side,
girls on the right side.
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Let's go, come on.
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All right.
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Kurt.
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Here's the deal.
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Two teams-- boys versus girls.
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One week from today,
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You will each perform
a mash-up of your choice.
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What's a mash-up?
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A mash-up is when
you take two songs
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And mash them together
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To make an even
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Richer explosion
of musical expression.
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Boys will perform on tuesday,
girls the next day.
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I want you guys
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To go all out, okay,
costumes, choreography.
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Whoever wins
the competition
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Gets to choose the number
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That we do for
sectionals.
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Wait, who's going
to be the judge?
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Your gender
makes you biased.
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Ah...
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There is going to be
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A celebrity judge.
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Wh-who?
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Oh, you're going to have
to show up to find out.
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We got this in the bag.
totally.
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I'm going to start storyboarding
our choreography tonight.
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Hey, i hope you guys
are up for this competition.
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The girls look pretty pumped.
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We're planning on smacking them
down like the hand of god.
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(yawns)
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Hey, finn, you all right?
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You seem a little
out of it.
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Yeah, i'm just
a little worn out.
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Puck:
come on, dude.
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We're late
for football practice.
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sue:
"dear journal.
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"feeling listless
again today.
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"it began at dawn
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"when i tried making a smoothie
out of beef bones,
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"breaking my juicer.
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"and then
at cheerios practice--
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"disaster.
(sighs)
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"it was unmistakable.
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"it was like spotting the first
spark on the hindenburg:
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"a quiver.
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"that quiver
will lose us nationals.
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"and without a championship,
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"i'll lose my endorsements.
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"and without
those endorsements,
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i won't be able to buy
my hovercraft."
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Feeling
all right, quinn?
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I'm just really tired
from glee club.
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sue:
"glee club.
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"every time i try to destroy
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"that clutch of scab-eating,
mouth-breathers,
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"it only comes back stronger
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"like some sexually ambiguous
horror movie villain.
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"here i am, about to turn 30,
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"and i've sacrificed everything
only to be shanghaied
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"by the the bi-curious
machinations
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"of a cabal of doughy,
misshapen teens.
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"am i missing something,
journal?
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"is it me?
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"of course it's not me.
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"it's will schuester.
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"what is it about him, journal?
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"is it the arrogant smirk?
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"the store-bought home perm?
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"you know, journal,
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"i noticed something yesterday.
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...chin dimple.
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sue:
of course,
it's coming clear to me now.
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if i can't destroy the club,
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i'll just have
to destroy the man.
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Let me be frank.
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Your husband is
hiding his kielbasa
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In a hickory farms gift basket
that doesn't belong to you.
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What?!
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With who?
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Guidance counselor.
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Real floozy and
a man-eater.
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Wears creepy brooches
like the kind
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My nana was buried in.
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More tea.
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Oh, sorry.
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It's the same old song.
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Wife puts on a couple
extra pounds...
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Oh, i'm pregnant.
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Oh, that's no excuse.
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I've always thought the
desire to procreate showed
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Deep personal weakness.
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Me-- never wanted kids.
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Don't have the time,
don't have the uterus.
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Are you sure about this?
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A woman always knows.
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(sighs)
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Let me put it to
you this way--
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If it's not a
full-blown affair,
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Well, it's certainly
heading in that direction.
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You need a machete
to cut through
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The haze of lust
that surrounds them.
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Oh, god, what am
i going to do?!
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I think you should both pack up
and move out of the district.
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Unless you want to lose your man
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To a mentally ill ginger pygmy
with eyes like a bush baby.
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Now you're absolutely
sure about this?
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I mean, you have proof?
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Get into that school
and sniff out
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Those sex pheromones
for yourself.
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We happen to have an opening.
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Our school nurse,
mrs. lancaster, is in a coma.
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Oh, she took a terrible tumble
down the stairwell yesterday.
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(bell ringing)
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(screams)
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But i'm not a nurse.
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I work at sheets n' things.
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I'm not an american citizen.
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I was born in the
panama canal zone.
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But i managed to
get a passport.
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I've run for office twice.
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My advice to you,
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If you want to keep
your husband...
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...get creative.
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Mrs. schuester,
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I appreciate your interest
in the nursing position.
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But your previous
experience
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Is limited to folding
hand towels.
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As assistant manager
at sheets n' things,
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I've had first aid training.
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Mm-hmm.
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I've also used a defibrillator.
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Hmm.
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So what did you want
to talk to me about?
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Oh, good news.
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I figured out a way
to get the kids motivated.
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They're going to compete
against each other
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In a glee-off.
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Oh.
and guess who the celebrity
judge is going to be?
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You.
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Me?
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You are the most
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Honest and impartial person
i know.
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Well, isn't this
a surprise.
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Terri, wh-what
are you doing here?
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Hi. i don't think we've
been properly introduced.
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I'm terri schuester,
will's pregnant wife.
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Hi.
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Oh, honey,
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Someone got a little lipstick
on your cup.
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(gasps)
260
00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:44,400
I got it.
261
00:09:47,901 --> 00:09:50,201
Um, is everything okay, terri?
262
00:09:50,201 --> 00:09:51,767
You-you never visit me at work.
263
00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,367
Oh, i'm not visiting.
264
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,801
No.
265
00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:58,001
You've been so stressed
about our finances lately,
266
00:09:58,001 --> 00:10:00,901
That i thought i would pitch in
by getting a second job.
267
00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,934
I'm the new school nurse.
268
00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:07,101
But you're not a nurse.
269
00:10:07,101 --> 00:10:08,467
You don't have
any training.
270
00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:09,534
Oh, please, will.
271
00:10:09,534 --> 00:10:12,234
It's a public school.
272
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,300
Isn't this going to be great?
273
00:10:15,301 --> 00:10:17,301
This means I am gonna be around
all the time now.
274
00:10:24,634 --> 00:10:26,434
"know your routes."
275
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:29,850
Now that is the key
to this play, gentlemen.
276
00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:32,483
The receivers run
the fly route downfield
277
00:10:32,483 --> 00:10:34,917
And then block
as the play develops, okay?
278
00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:37,884
Know your assignments.
it's not...
279
00:10:37,884 --> 00:10:39,351
finn:
i'm losing it.
280
00:10:39,351 --> 00:10:41,483
i'm tired all the time.
281
00:10:41,483 --> 00:10:42,850
i can't keep my eyes open.
282
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,517
Ken (distant, echoing):
that's your only job
283
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,351
Is to know your assignments.
284
00:10:46,351 --> 00:10:47,750
Will:
no sharps and no flats.
285
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,583
finn:
i know how lucky i am.
286
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,251
captain of the football team,
glee stud.
287
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,850
i know i should be excited
about quinn.
288
00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:55,583
she's hot, popular,
289
00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:57,917
and she's carrying my baby
and all,
290
00:10:57,917 --> 00:10:59,951
but i can't get rachel
out of my head.
291
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,284
she kind of freaks me out
in a swimfan kind of way,
292
00:11:02,284 --> 00:11:05,318
but she can really sing
and her body is smoking...
293
00:11:05,318 --> 00:11:07,517
if you're not into boobs.
294
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,284
my body's a mess.
295
00:11:09,284 --> 00:11:11,318
i found a hair on my ear
the other day,
296
00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:13,617
and i have to rub biofreeze
on my shins
297
00:11:13,617 --> 00:11:15,984
a couple times a day--
growing pains.
298
00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:20,684
it smells pretty bad, but
i mask it with drakkar noir.
299
00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:23,251
being a guy my age is tough.
300
00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:26,051
between glee and football
and school and being popular,
301
00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:27,550
i'm just kind of overwhelmed.
302
00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:28,917
everyone wants something
from me,
303
00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,284
and i don't have the energy
to do it all.
304
00:11:31,284 --> 00:11:33,251
i don't know how important
people like presidents
305
00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:35,684
or newscasters
or mob bosses do it.
306
00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:38,450
my mom says i'm stretched too
thin, so i gave up homework,
307
00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,151
but that didn't help.
308
00:11:40,151 --> 00:11:42,917
all i know is last night
i got vaporized on level two.
309
00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,583
level two.
310
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,650
and i didn't even
have the energy to care.
311
00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:49,917
(distant, echoing):
he's drooling.
312
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,650
(echoing):
dude, wake up.
313
00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:54,784
(distant):
sure, yeah, that sounds good.
314
00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:56,750
I said we can't let
those girls beat us.
315
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,084
Sorry. sometimes
when i'm thinking real hard,
316
00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:01,351
It helps to close my eyes.
317
00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:02,483
We're doing a mash-up
of "it's my life"
318
00:12:02,483 --> 00:12:04,483
And usher's "confessions."
319
00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,051
Puck (echoes): we should
get some trash can lids
320
00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:07,251
and stomp the yard up
in this piece.
321
00:12:07,251 --> 00:12:08,650
Puck, with respect,
322
00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:10,384
You're more helpful
when you don't contribute.
323
00:12:10,384 --> 00:12:11,583
Puck (echoes):
dude.
324
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:12,917
What's wrong
with you?
325
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,184
Go see the nurse.
326
00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:15,717
Every day i say
i have a headache.
327
00:12:15,717 --> 00:12:16,884
I sleep for three hours.
328
00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:20,517
I haven't attended
a math class in two years.
329
00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:21,817
(sighs)
330
00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:23,650
Thanks, guys.
331
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:26,418
Keep up the good work.
332
00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:28,817
(bell ringing)
333
00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:35,450
Okay, girls, we need
to get started.
334
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,684
We're getting warmed up.
335
00:12:36,684 --> 00:12:39,051
Where's quinn?
336
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,817
Probably down at the mall
looking for elastic-waist pants.
337
00:12:41,817 --> 00:12:44,583
(girls giggle)
338
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,817
Mr. shuester's right, you guys.
339
00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:49,318
We can't get complacent.
340
00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:51,084
Chill out.
i already picked the songs.
341
00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,284
We're gonna do
a mash-up of "halo"
342
00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,284
And "walking on sunshine."
343
00:12:53,284 --> 00:12:55,117
That was my idea.
344
00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:56,318
Whatever.
345
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,418
Come on.
we can do this in our sleep.
346
00:12:58,418 --> 00:12:59,784
You think those six dudes
347
00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:01,217
Are gonna give us
any competition?
348
00:13:01,217 --> 00:13:02,750
I say we just
wing it.
349
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,617
We can't just wing it.
350
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,550
All those in favor
of winging it?
351
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,717
All those opposed?
352
00:13:10,117 --> 00:13:13,151
Looks like the ayes have it.
353
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,084
Hi. how can i help you?
354
00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:25,318
Hey, mrs. shuester.
uh-huh.
355
00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:27,051
I'm finn hudson.
i'm in glee with your husband.
356
00:13:27,051 --> 00:13:29,351
Oh, hi, finn.
oh, wait a minute.
357
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,917
Are you the one
who's dating quinn fabray?
358
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,550
Yeah. why?
359
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,418
Oh, you have really good
bone structure.
360
00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:37,251
Yeah, um,
361
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,917
I've been really
tired lately,
362
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,784
And i was wondering if i could
lie down in here for a while.
363
00:13:41,784 --> 00:13:43,384
Why don't you have a seat?
364
00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:46,884
Why don't you tell me
a little bit
365
00:13:46,884 --> 00:13:48,051
About your sleep habits?
366
00:13:48,051 --> 00:13:49,117
What time do you go to bed?
367
00:13:49,117 --> 00:13:50,583
Um, i don't know.
368
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,750
Usually, after skinemax starts
playing regular movies again.
369
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,450
And i'm normally tired,
370
00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,550
But lately
i can't just fall asleep.
371
00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,284
It's like my brain
won't shut up.
372
00:14:00,284 --> 00:14:01,418
Well, what are you
thinking about?
373
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,351
Oh, you can be honest with me.
374
00:14:05,351 --> 00:14:07,483
There's a code of silence
in my office.
375
00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:11,917
Okay, uh, football plays...
376
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,117
Uh-huh.
377
00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:14,984
...um, girls,
378
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:18,184
Dance steps... girls.
379
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,917
Girls? but you're dating
quinn fabray.
380
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,617
Yeah, but...
381
00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:28,017
Do you think a guy can be
into two girls at once?
382
00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,517
No.
383
00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:31,051
And remember,
flirting is cheating.
384
00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:34,784
And the revenge of the jilted
woman is usually pretty messy.
385
00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:36,450
So can i take my nap now?
386
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,284
Do you want to sleep
through your life, finn?
387
00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:40,318
No, but i read once
388
00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:42,384
That teenagers need more sleep
than infants.
389
00:14:42,384 --> 00:14:43,884
When i was in high school,
390
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,917
I captained the cheerleading
squad, i kept a perfect 4.0 gpa,
391
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,384
I cultivated my popularity,
392
00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:50,717
And i maintained
a loving relationship
393
00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:53,117
With the boy who would
become my husband.
394
00:14:53,117 --> 00:14:55,251
Wow.
395
00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:58,251
I don't even know
how i did that.
396
00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:01,517
Wait a minute.
yes, i do.
397
00:15:03,184 --> 00:15:05,184
Pseudoephedrine.
398
00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:06,650
It's the stuff
they put in decongestants
399
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:07,951
To make them non-drowsy.
400
00:15:07,951 --> 00:15:10,318
It's kind of like a...
well, like a vitamin.
401
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:13,884
I would pop two of these
blue meanies every morning
402
00:15:13,884 --> 00:15:15,550
And then i would be
a firecracker
403
00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:16,884
For the rest of the day.
404
00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:18,650
Are they safe?
they're over-
the-counter.
405
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:21,418
They stock them next
to the candy bars.
406
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,884
Sweetie, i'm the
school nurse.
407
00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:25,384
I know what i'm doing.
408
00:15:31,151 --> 00:15:33,017
Hey, guys, how's it going?
409
00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,617
(inhales)
god, it's a beautiful day.
410
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:35,684
Let's run through the number.
411
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,184
I can't wait
to do the number.
412
00:15:37,184 --> 00:15:38,418
I'm ready
and excited.
413
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:39,684
Are you guys?
stand up. come on.
414
00:15:39,684 --> 00:15:41,284
Let's get this
joint jumping.
415
00:15:41,284 --> 00:15:43,951
Has your soul been taken over
by caffeinated space aliens?
416
00:15:43,951 --> 00:15:45,984
No, just visited
the school nurse.
417
00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:48,151
Got this great vitamin.
i feel fantastic.
418
00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:49,550
I can't wait to do the number.
419
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,217
Let's do the number,
and then afterwards,
420
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,151
We can build a house for
habitat for humanity.
421
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:54,318
What kind of vitamin?
422
00:15:54,318 --> 00:15:55,583
Vitamin c?
423
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,384
vogue magazine says
it boosts energy levels
424
00:15:57,384 --> 00:15:58,550
And brightens the
complexion.
425
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,351
Vitamin d.
426
00:16:00,351 --> 00:16:01,650
And i got you guys some.
427
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:07,251
("it's my life" intro playing)
428
00:16:07,251 --> 00:16:10,817
♪ this ain't a song
for the brokenhearted ♪
429
00:16:14,351 --> 00:16:18,151
♪ no silent prayer
for the faith departed ♪
430
00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:24,917
♪ and i ain't gonna be
just a face in the crowd ♪
431
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,450
♪ you're gonna hear my voice
when i shout it out loud ♪
432
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:32,184
♪ it's my life ♪
433
00:16:32,184 --> 00:16:35,450
♪ it's now or never ♪
434
00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:39,717
♪ i ain't gonna live forever ♪
435
00:16:39,717 --> 00:16:43,184
♪ i just want to live
while i'm alive ♪
436
00:16:43,184 --> 00:16:46,684
♪ it's my life ♪
437
00:16:48,117 --> 00:16:49,817
♪ these are my confessions ♪
438
00:16:49,817 --> 00:16:52,217
♪ and just when i thought
i said all i could say ♪
439
00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:55,650
♪ my chick on the side said
she got one on the way ♪
440
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,550
♪ these are my confessions ♪
441
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:01,284
♪ if i'm gonna tell it,
then i gotta tell it all ♪
442
00:17:01,284 --> 00:17:04,917
♪ damn near cried
when i got that phone call ♪
443
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,251
♪ i'm so thrown ♪
444
00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:08,917
♪ i don't know what to do ♪
445
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,217
♪ but to give part two
of my... ♪
446
00:17:11,217 --> 00:17:13,951
♪ better stand tall
when they're calling you out ♪
447
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,984
♪ don't bend, don't break ♪
448
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:18,951
♪ baby, don't back down ♪
449
00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:21,284
♪ these are my confessions ♪
450
00:17:21,284 --> 00:17:24,850
♪ it's now or never ♪
451
00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:27,084
♪ i ain't gonna live forever ♪
452
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:29,084
♪ these are my confessions ♪
453
00:17:29,084 --> 00:17:32,717
♪ i just want to live
while i'm alive ♪
454
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,951
♪ it's my life ♪
455
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:38,951
♪ just when i thought
i said all i can say ♪
456
00:17:38,951 --> 00:17:41,784
♪ my chick on the side said
she got one on the way ♪
457
00:17:41,784 --> 00:17:43,984
♪ these are my confessions ♪
458
00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:47,850
♪ i just want to live
while i'm alive ♪
459
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:51,151
♪ it's my life. ♪
460
00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:54,450
(music stops,
applause and cheering)
461
00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:58,017
Awesome, guys.
462
00:17:58,017 --> 00:17:59,450
Geez, i didn't know
you had it in you.
463
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:01,984
It's like somebody slipped
something in your juice boxes.
464
00:18:01,984 --> 00:18:03,483
Whoo!
465
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,784
You ladies better
bring it tomorrow.
466
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,817
Otherwise,
467
00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:09,251
We've got our opening number
for sectionals!
468
00:18:09,251 --> 00:18:10,884
(boys cheering)
469
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:30,034
Haven't seen you
at glee rehearsals.
470
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:32,468
I'm not superwoman.
471
00:18:32,468 --> 00:18:34,234
I know glee is your whole life,
472
00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,201
But i have the cheerios,
473
00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:38,568
I'm on honor roll,
i have friends.
474
00:18:38,568 --> 00:18:41,334
You don't have to
be embarrassed.
475
00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:43,733
No one at glee is
gonna judge you.
476
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,867
Look, i know everyone
expects us to be enemies
477
00:18:48,867 --> 00:18:52,468
And be in competition,
but i don't hate you.
478
00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:56,234
Why not?
i've been awful to you.
479
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:59,334
That was before you knew
what it felt like to be me;
480
00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:00,700
An outsider.
481
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,967
More people are gonna start
finding out about this,
482
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,633
And you're gonna need friends
who can relate.
483
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:07,733
How can you relate
to what i'm going through?
484
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:09,800
You don't think people
whisper about me
485
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,367
In the lunchrooms
or draw pornographic pictures
486
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,867
Of me on the bathroom walls?
487
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:15,134
That was me,
488
00:19:15,134 --> 00:19:17,134
Actually.
489
00:19:17,134 --> 00:19:20,167
Look, i don't agree
with the choice you're making,
490
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:21,667
But you're gonna need glee.
491
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:24,434
You have seven months
of your youth left.
492
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:25,834
You should enjoy it.
493
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,568
And let's face it,
in a couple of months,
494
00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:28,934
That cheerleading uniform
isn't gonna fit
495
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,101
And we're gonna be
all you have left.
496
00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:34,134
Just come back to practice.
497
00:19:34,134 --> 00:19:35,867
Boys versus girls.
it's fun.
498
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:37,934
And we could certainly use
your voice right now.
499
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,334
You're actually a
good singer, quinn.
500
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:41,733
Occasionally sharp,
but that's just because
501
00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:44,267
You lack my years
of training.
502
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,568
I would have tortured you
503
00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:48,900
If the roles were reversed,
you know?
504
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,468
I know.
505
00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:00,934
(phone line ringing)
506
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,101
Hi. it's terri.
507
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,667
Hi, terri.
this is howard bamboo.
508
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,967
Yeah, i know that, howard.
509
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:10,568
Okay, you know how
i'm moonlighting as a nurse?
510
00:20:10,568 --> 00:20:11,967
Well, i need a favor.
511
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:13,501
O-okay.
512
00:20:13,501 --> 00:20:15,267
Go to the drugstore
and get me a couple of boxes
513
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:16,867
Of decongestant.
514
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,667
I'm running low, and i want
the children at mckinley
515
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,134
To be healthy and happy.
516
00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:22,301
Uh, h-how many boxes?
517
00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:23,334
Um...
518
00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:25,167
Thirty-six.
519
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:27,834
(groans)
520
00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:32,401
(whimpers)
521
00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:33,700
Hey, terri.
522
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,134
Oh, hi, ken.
what's up?
523
00:20:40,967 --> 00:20:42,633
Can we talk frank?
524
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,834
Uh...
525
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:47,401
Listen...
526
00:20:47,401 --> 00:20:49,401
We have a problem.
527
00:20:49,401 --> 00:20:51,367
I think my girlfriend
is in love with your husband.
528
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,501
And i wouldn't be surprised
if the feeling was mutual.
529
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,367
How long has this
been going on?
530
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:56,733
I don't know.
a couple months.
531
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:59,101
I see them together all the time
laughing, talking...
532
00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:00,667
All the stuff
she never does with me.
533
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,301
You know, i knew
something was up.
534
00:21:02,301 --> 00:21:04,167
She couldn't keep
her eyes off him
535
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,733
At those acafella
clown shows.
536
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:09,234
Listen, has will
ever mentioned it to you?
537
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:10,667
Oh, no,
but he's too smart for that.
538
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,934
I mean, just barely, but still.
539
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,900
Oh, ken,
i got to be honest with you.
540
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,434
I only took
this job
541
00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:18,367
So that i could
keep an eye on him.
542
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:22,468
We've got to put a stop to this
so that i can get out of here.
543
00:21:22,468 --> 00:21:25,167
See, i'm not built to work
five days a week.
544
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,600
Well, i've been thinking
545
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,434
Maybe that if you and i started
seeing each other on the side,
546
00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:31,201
It might kind of cancel
their thing out.
547
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,667
Are you two still having sex?
548
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:37,501
Because, you know, when that
stops, something is up.
549
00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:41,000
We actually haven't,
um... had sex yet.
550
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,600
She doesn't like
to be touched.
551
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,600
By me.
552
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,568
Oh.
553
00:21:47,568 --> 00:21:51,600
God, i love her so much.
554
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,067
Oh, uh...
555
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:55,334
Okay.
556
00:21:55,334 --> 00:21:56,501
(crying softly)
557
00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:59,267
It's okay.
558
00:21:59,267 --> 00:22:01,234
There, there.
559
00:22:01,234 --> 00:22:02,633
Look at the two of us.
560
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:04,101
(laughs)
561
00:22:04,101 --> 00:22:06,667
You pregnant, and
me with psoriasis
oh.
562
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,733
And one testicle
that won't descend.
563
00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:11,267
I don't know who to
feel more sorry for.
564
00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:12,434
Okay, that's enough.
565
00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:14,934
You know what? you got
to stop being such a baby.
566
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,667
I cannot fix this unless
you are willing to man up.
567
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,201
Okay. i'm sorry.
568
00:22:18,201 --> 00:22:20,201
(sighs)
569
00:22:20,201 --> 00:22:23,534
(gasps) here's what
you're going to do.
570
00:22:23,534 --> 00:22:25,633
You're going straight to
the nearest department store
571
00:22:25,633 --> 00:22:27,434
To buy her an engagement ring.
572
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,667
Then you're going
to get down on one knee
573
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,534
And you're going to ask
that doe-eyed little harlot
574
00:22:32,534 --> 00:22:33,867
To marry you.
575
00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:37,401
No. i can't do that.
576
00:22:37,401 --> 00:22:38,800
What if she says no?
577
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,967
It might kill me.
578
00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:45,501
Take two of these.
579
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,334
Then nothing can stop you.
580
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,034
I told you guys.
581
00:22:53,034 --> 00:22:54,501
We know.
582
00:22:54,501 --> 00:22:57,234
You've been berating us for
the better part of an hour.
583
00:22:57,234 --> 00:22:58,900
Were they really that good?
584
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,800
They were, quinn.
look, i was fine with arranging,
585
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,633
Choreographing and directing
this number free of charge.
586
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,534
But we underestimated the boys.
587
00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:06,900
Their number will go to
sectionals and once again,
588
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,401
I will be humiliated.
589
00:23:08,401 --> 00:23:10,367
How were we supposed to know
they'd rock the house?
590
00:23:10,367 --> 00:23:11,934
They've never been good.
591
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:13,367
How did they d-d-do it?
592
00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:15,534
The real question is,
"what were they on?"
593
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,167
Though i've been
grouped with the boys,
594
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:20,201
My allegiance still remains
with you ladies.
595
00:23:20,201 --> 00:23:22,401
They declined my offer
to do their hair in cornrows
596
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,267
And all my artistic decisions
have been derided as too costly
597
00:23:25,267 --> 00:23:26,733
Because they involve
several varieties
598
00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:27,900
Of exotic bird feathers.
599
00:23:29,901 --> 00:23:30,901
♪♪♪
600
00:23:53,401 --> 00:23:56,334
My man, got next week's
plays all worked out.
601
00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:58,468
Yeah. hey, mr. shue,
got that paper
602
00:23:58,468 --> 00:23:59,734
On bariloche,
argentina on your desk.
603
00:23:59,734 --> 00:24:00,934
But it's not due
for two weeks.
604
00:24:00,934 --> 00:24:02,934
Damn straight.
i am in the zone.
605
00:24:02,934 --> 00:24:04,401
Cheater.
606
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,201
I don't know what
you're talking about.
607
00:24:06,201 --> 00:24:07,800
You took performance enhancers
before your mash-up.
608
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,001
Kurt told me.
609
00:24:09,001 --> 00:24:11,834
It's deplorable,
contemptible,
610
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:12,934
And it's just plain wrong.
611
00:24:12,934 --> 00:24:14,567
It's also cheating.
as a matter of fact,
612
00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:16,167
I'm going to start
calling you f-rod.
613
00:24:16,167 --> 00:24:18,101
Hey, hey, back off. i'm
nothing like a-rod, okay?
614
00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:19,301
I'd never take steroids.
615
00:24:19,301 --> 00:24:20,800
They make your junk fall off.
616
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,201
Listen, rachel, you don't
know what it's like for me,
617
00:24:23,201 --> 00:24:24,500
The kind of
pressure i'm under.
618
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,934
Oh, we all have pressures,
but you know how i deal with it?
619
00:24:26,934 --> 00:24:30,434
The natural way, with a rigorous
diet and exercise routine.
620
00:24:30,434 --> 00:24:31,734
(beeping)
621
00:24:31,734 --> 00:24:33,234
("ain't nothing gonna
hold me down" playing)
622
00:24:33,234 --> 00:24:35,767
rachel:
i'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day.
623
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:39,067
i have my protein shake
with banana and flaxseed oil,
624
00:24:39,067 --> 00:24:42,101
and by 6:10,
i'm on the elliptical.
625
00:24:42,101 --> 00:24:44,134
you know how i motivate myself?
626
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,368
not with anything artificial.
627
00:24:45,368 --> 00:24:46,867
i set a goal
628
00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:49,667
and i won't rest
until i reach it.
629
00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:51,633
Yeah, well, that's
personal pressure.
630
00:24:51,633 --> 00:24:53,401
If you don't meet your goal,
you're the only one who loses.
631
00:24:53,401 --> 00:24:55,767
I have to be the quarterback,
the male lead, and deal with
632
00:24:55,767 --> 00:24:57,434
A pregnant girlfriend who
yells at me about ice cream,
633
00:24:57,434 --> 00:25:00,334
So, yeah, maybe i helped me and
my teammates out a little bit,
634
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,900
But it's only because
i'm sick and tired
635
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,034
Of working so hard
and still losing.
636
00:25:04,034 --> 00:25:05,767
Yeah, but winning
by cheating isn't winning.
637
00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:06,934
Oh, don't give me that.
638
00:25:06,934 --> 00:25:08,767
The only reason you're
so pissed about this
639
00:25:08,767 --> 00:25:10,001
Is 'cause you know you
can't compete with us.
640
00:25:10,001 --> 00:25:11,934
Oh, i am offended
by that accusation.
641
00:25:11,934 --> 00:25:13,734
We haven't performed yet,
but if i may say,
642
00:25:13,734 --> 00:25:15,533
Our mash-up is spectacular.
643
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:17,134
Still isn't going to be as good.
644
00:25:17,134 --> 00:25:19,101
We're gonna win.
you're gonna lose.
645
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,767
Deal with it.
646
00:25:25,368 --> 00:25:27,667
Everyone gets a dose.
647
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:30,067
Oh, except for quinn.
you get folic acid.
648
00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:31,633
Mama.
649
00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:33,334
(quietly):
it's good for the baby.
650
00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:37,401
Get the lead out, howard.
651
00:25:37,401 --> 00:25:38,934
We have patients waiting.
652
00:25:40,301 --> 00:25:43,067
Are you sure
we should be doing this?
653
00:25:43,067 --> 00:25:45,533
Oh, it's over-the-
counter. it's safe.
654
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:47,034
You can trust me.
655
00:25:47,034 --> 00:25:48,600
I'm a nurse.
656
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,567
It's good for you.
657
00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:03,468
(whirring, buzzing)
658
00:26:03,468 --> 00:26:04,667
What's up with ken?
659
00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,468
Doesn't he have
a healthy glow?
660
00:26:06,468 --> 00:26:08,334
I put him on a new
vitamin regimen.
661
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,167
Is that safe?
662
00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:11,667
I mean, you're not
really a nurse, terri.
663
00:26:11,667 --> 00:26:13,401
Don't start criticizing
my work, will.
664
00:26:13,401 --> 00:26:15,900
Not when i'm just
getting my sea legs.
665
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:17,667
(sighs)
666
00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:23,633
Isn't this nice?
667
00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,001
I mean, when is the last time
668
00:26:25,001 --> 00:26:27,667
We got to have lunch
together on a weekday?
hmm.
669
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:30,401
Oh, honey, you have
a little mustard.
670
00:26:30,401 --> 00:26:33,101
Just...
671
00:26:33,101 --> 00:26:35,234
Geez, terri.
672
00:26:35,234 --> 00:26:37,600
This is my workplace.
i'm sorry, honey.
673
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,301
It's just that my hormones are
going really crazy for you.
674
00:26:40,301 --> 00:26:41,700
Hey, look, look.
675
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:45,567
You being here is not good
for our marriage.
676
00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:48,700
Spending time together
is not good for our marriage?
677
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,434
Not every minute.
678
00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:52,167
There's no separation.
679
00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:53,500
I mean, we used
to come home every night
680
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,001
And talk about our day.
681
00:26:55,001 --> 00:26:57,967
Now we have nothing
to say to each other.
682
00:26:57,967 --> 00:27:01,368
A lot of ants on
the sidewalk today.
683
00:27:06,267 --> 00:27:08,267
Pretty late
in the season for that.
684
00:27:09,867 --> 00:27:12,034
I think this is
just forcing us
685
00:27:12,034 --> 00:27:13,301
To expand our
intellectual horizons.
686
00:27:13,301 --> 00:27:14,767
(sighs)
687
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,368
Where are you going?
the bathroom.
688
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,734
I'll come with you.
no!
689
00:27:18,734 --> 00:27:21,867
I love you,
but i need my space.
690
00:27:26,001 --> 00:27:28,001
Mmm.
691
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,800
Now's your
chance, ken.
692
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,967
What, here? now?
yeah.
693
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,500
Hi, emma.
hi, ken.
694
00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:43,301
What are you doing?
695
00:27:43,301 --> 00:27:44,700
Look, emma,
i know our relationship
696
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,368
Hasn't been perfect--
you won't ride in my car,
697
00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:48,101
I can't touch you
above the wrist.
698
00:27:48,101 --> 00:27:50,167
Remember, you cried for an hour
that one time my elbow
699
00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,967
Accidentally brushed
by your breast?
700
00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:53,700
But i think about you
all day long.
701
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,101
I kiss that picture of us
at the state fair every night
702
00:27:56,101 --> 00:27:57,567
Before i go to sleep.
703
00:27:59,101 --> 00:28:00,368
Oh, my god. oh, my god.
oh, my god.
704
00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:01,700
This isn't happening.
this is a dream.
705
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,533
Emma pillsbury,
this is not an engagement ring.
706
00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:05,967
Oh, thank goodness.
no, i mean it is.
707
00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:08,834
But it's more than
that. it's a promise.
708
00:28:08,834 --> 00:28:12,567
Look, emma, i know you have
this thing about being clean.
709
00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,533
Now, i can't promise
to pick up my underwear
710
00:28:14,533 --> 00:28:16,700
Or squeegee the
shower door,
711
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:19,800
But i can promise to keep
your life clean of sadness
712
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,334
And loneliness
713
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,167
And any other dark clouds
that might float into it.
714
00:28:27,533 --> 00:28:29,500
It's cubic zirconia.
715
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:32,533
i know how affected you were
by black diamond.
716
00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:36,301
Emma pillsbury, eminem...
717
00:28:36,301 --> 00:28:38,034
Will you marry me?
718
00:28:39,834 --> 00:28:41,301
(sighs)
719
00:28:43,101 --> 00:28:44,667
Thank you so much.
it really is a pleasure.
720
00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:46,034
While the boys chose a selection
of songs that cast
721
00:28:46,034 --> 00:28:47,467
An eye inward on
the irresponsible
722
00:28:47,467 --> 00:28:49,400
Life choices and sexual hunger
of today's modern teens,
723
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,268
We have chosen a selection
of songs that speaks
724
00:28:51,268 --> 00:28:53,500
To the nation as a whole
during these troubling times
725
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,101
Filled with economic uncertainty
and unbridled social woe.
726
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:57,334
Because if there's two things
america needs right now,
727
00:28:57,334 --> 00:28:59,234
That is sunshine and optimism.
728
00:29:00,467 --> 00:29:02,334
Also angels.
729
00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:04,334
(gasping for air)
730
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,067
Okay.
731
00:29:07,067 --> 00:29:09,767
(intro to "halo" playing)
732
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,134
♪ oh... ♪
733
00:29:18,134 --> 00:29:20,467
♪ remember those walls
i built? ♪
734
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,101
♪ well, baby,
they're tumbling down ♪
735
00:29:23,101 --> 00:29:25,967
♪ they didn't even
put up a fight ♪
736
00:29:25,967 --> 00:29:28,167
♪ they didn't even
make a sound ♪
737
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:30,334
♪ it's like i've been awakened ♪
738
00:29:30,334 --> 00:29:33,067
♪ every rule
i had you breakin' ♪
739
00:29:33,067 --> 00:29:34,934
♪ it's the risk
that i'm takin' ♪
740
00:29:34,934 --> 00:29:37,800
♪ i am never gonna
shut you out ♪
741
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,634
♪ everywhere i'm looking now ♪
742
00:29:40,634 --> 00:29:42,967
♪ i'm surrounded
by your embrace ♪
743
00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:44,967
♪ baby, i can feel your halo ♪
744
00:29:44,967 --> 00:29:46,734
♪ and don't it feel good ♪
745
00:29:46,734 --> 00:29:48,867
* i can feel your halo *
* halo *
746
00:29:48,867 --> 00:29:50,834
* halo *
* i can see your halo, halo *
747
00:29:50,834 --> 00:29:53,533
* halo *
* i can see your halo *
748
00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:55,201
* halo *
* i can see your halo *
749
00:29:55,201 --> 00:29:56,500
♪ and don't it feel good ♪
750
00:29:56,500 --> 00:30:00,467
♪ i used to think maybe
you loved me ♪
751
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,067
♪ now, baby, i'm sure ♪
752
00:30:05,433 --> 00:30:07,101
♪ and i just can't wait ♪
753
00:30:07,101 --> 00:30:10,700
♪ till the day
when you knock on my door ♪
754
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:13,134
♪ oh, now, now ♪
755
00:30:13,134 --> 00:30:15,500
♪ i'm walking on sunshine ♪
756
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,934
♪ whoa ♪
757
00:30:16,934 --> 00:30:20,034
♪ i'm walking on sunshine ♪
758
00:30:20,034 --> 00:30:21,634
♪ whoa ♪
759
00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:23,500
♪ and don't it feel good ♪
760
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:26,700
* i can feel your halo, halo *
* all right now *
761
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,967
* oh... hey *
* i can feel your halo, halo *
762
00:30:28,967 --> 00:30:31,967
* oh, yeah... *
* i can see your *
763
00:30:31,967 --> 00:30:33,567
* i can feel your halo *
* hey *
764
00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:35,700
* halo *
* halo *
765
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:38,901
* i can feel your halo, halo *
* hey, halo *
766
00:30:38,901 --> 00:30:41,634
* i can see your halo, halo *
* i can see your halo *
767
00:30:41,634 --> 00:30:45,201
♪ halo. ♪
768
00:30:46,268 --> 00:30:48,234
Whoo!
769
00:30:48,234 --> 00:30:49,500
(will laughs)
770
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,400
Ladies, i-i don't even know
what to say.
771
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,201
You did
such a good job.
772
00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,467
I don't know what
you guys did,
773
00:30:56,467 --> 00:30:58,101
But whatever it
was, keep doing it.
774
00:30:58,101 --> 00:31:00,500
Our celebrity judge has
her work cut out for her.
775
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,867
(bell ringing)
776
00:31:02,867 --> 00:31:04,433
Hey, great
job, guys.
777
00:31:05,467 --> 00:31:07,034
Okay! all right.
778
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:10,467
Whoo!
779
00:31:10,467 --> 00:31:12,500
Ha!
780
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,467
Hey, emma, um...
781
00:31:14,467 --> 00:31:15,867
Can you walk with me?
782
00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:17,567
Yeah.
783
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,034
I think your, uh... i
think your plan worked.
784
00:31:22,034 --> 00:31:23,834
Yeah.
(both laughing)
785
00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:25,767
Instilling a sense of
good, clean competition
786
00:31:25,767 --> 00:31:27,533
In these kids,
i think, um...
787
00:31:27,533 --> 00:31:29,101
I think you really
motivated them.
788
00:31:29,101 --> 00:31:31,867
Well, actually, i consider
you a co-conspirator.
789
00:31:31,867 --> 00:31:34,533
We came up with
the idea together.
790
00:31:34,533 --> 00:31:36,800
So...
791
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,600
Is it true about ken
asking to marry you?
792
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,967
Yeah.
793
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,134
Yeah, it is.
794
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,001
What are you going to do?
795
00:31:47,001 --> 00:31:49,767
I don't know.
796
00:31:49,767 --> 00:31:52,067
Can you, um...
797
00:31:52,067 --> 00:31:54,934
Can you think of any other
options i might have?
798
00:31:54,934 --> 00:31:56,934
(sighs)
799
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,433
Is... is that a reason
to marry someone?
800
00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:04,901
That's not what i'm asking.
801
00:32:11,001 --> 00:32:13,001
(bell ringing)
802
00:32:13,001 --> 00:32:15,001
(footfalls approaching)
803
00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,700
Emma.
804
00:32:19,734 --> 00:32:21,767
Terri.
805
00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:23,800
Um, how are you?
806
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,634
What can i, uh...
807
00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:28,067
What can i...
808
00:32:28,067 --> 00:32:29,234
Do for you?
809
00:32:29,234 --> 00:32:31,500
I just wanted
to cut to the chase.
810
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,001
Things have been
a little awkward since
811
00:32:33,001 --> 00:32:35,334
I started working here.
i just wanted to clear the air.
812
00:32:35,334 --> 00:32:38,400
Oh. that's, um...
813
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,867
That's actually really nice.
why don't you just...
814
00:32:40,867 --> 00:32:43,034
You have no chance
with my husband.
815
00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:44,134
Do i make myself clear?
816
00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:45,867
Oh, you might think
there's some kind
817
00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,634
Of competition going on
between you and i,
818
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:48,834
But that's like saying
819
00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,800
That a nail is competing
with a hammer.
820
00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,268
Terri, will is a good man.
821
00:32:55,268 --> 00:32:56,301
Uh-huh.
822
00:32:56,301 --> 00:33:00,667
He's kind and he's generous...
823
00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:02,967
And he deserves a lot better
than you.
824
00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:06,600
Emma, will is my husband.
825
00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,967
Look at you.
826
00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:12,500
You are so superior
because you're nice to a man
827
00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:14,067
That you see
for an hour or two a day.
828
00:33:14,067 --> 00:33:16,034
You're just an innocent
829
00:33:16,034 --> 00:33:18,467
Little dove. hmm?
830
00:33:18,467 --> 00:33:21,201
You're so innocent
that you would steal a man away
831
00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:23,134
From his pregnant wife.
832
00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:24,334
Yeah.
833
00:33:24,334 --> 00:33:26,167
Do yourself a favor, honey.
834
00:33:26,167 --> 00:33:27,834
Marry ken tanaka.
835
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,268
Oh, sure, he's dumb like sand,
836
00:33:30,268 --> 00:33:31,901
And his fondue pot
of nationalities
837
00:33:31,901 --> 00:33:34,867
Is gonna open your kids up
to a host of genetic diseases,
838
00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:38,400
But he's kind
and he's generous.
839
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,101
And he's available.
840
00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:58,367
Mrs. schuester.
841
00:33:58,367 --> 00:33:59,567
Mm-hmm?
842
00:33:59,567 --> 00:34:01,367
I need to talk
to you...
843
00:34:01,367 --> 00:34:02,567
About the baby.
844
00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:03,801
Is everything okay?
845
00:34:03,801 --> 00:34:05,933
Wait, you're not having it
right now, are you?
846
00:34:05,933 --> 00:34:07,033
What? no!
847
00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:08,734
Aren't you supposed
to be a nurse?
848
00:34:08,734 --> 00:34:09,768
Mm-hmm.
849
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:15,267
I've been thinking
about your offer.
850
00:34:15,267 --> 00:34:16,801
Yeah?
851
00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:19,367
I like my life.
852
00:34:19,367 --> 00:34:22,401
I like being a cheerleader.
853
00:34:22,401 --> 00:34:25,367
And i can't believe
i'm actually saying this,
854
00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:28,067
But i really like
being in glee club.
855
00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:30,834
I have all of these great things
in my life,
856
00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:35,000
And it already feels like
too much.
857
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,501
(whispers):
i can't raise a baby.
858
00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:42,933
You know, honestly,
i don't even know how
859
00:34:42,933 --> 00:34:44,501
You kids do it nowadays.
860
00:34:44,501 --> 00:34:46,701
I didn't have it this bad
861
00:34:46,701 --> 00:34:48,100
When i was your age.
862
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,434
There weren't as many
tv channels either, though.
863
00:34:51,734 --> 00:34:53,234
Is finn okay with this?
864
00:34:53,234 --> 00:34:55,267
'cause, you know, i don't want
any baby daddy drama
865
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:56,701
When you hand it over to me.
866
00:34:56,701 --> 00:35:00,000
He's the reason i'm doing this.
867
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,933
He's such a good guy,
868
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,601
And he internalizes
all this pressure.
869
00:35:04,601 --> 00:35:06,000
He's gonna have a heart attack.
870
00:35:07,467 --> 00:35:11,167
I never want mr. schuester
to find out about this, though.
871
00:35:11,167 --> 00:35:13,167
I don't want to hurt him,
either.
872
00:35:13,167 --> 00:35:15,501
Well,
your secret's safe with me.
873
00:35:15,501 --> 00:35:17,801
I have a lot more to lose.
874
00:35:17,801 --> 00:35:20,200
One more thing.
875
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,300
You know how you gave me
those vitamins for the baby?
876
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,334
Mm-hmm.
877
00:35:24,334 --> 00:35:26,067
I really appreciated that,
878
00:35:26,067 --> 00:35:30,000
But i'm gonna have
all these doctor's bills,
879
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,801
And i'm gonna need
some new maternity clothes.
880
00:35:31,801 --> 00:35:33,367
You want money from me?
881
00:35:33,367 --> 00:35:35,367
it's gonna be your baby.
882
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,501
Which means i'm gonna be
paying the bills for 18 years.
883
00:35:37,501 --> 00:35:39,334
I think you can handle
nine months.
884
00:35:39,334 --> 00:35:42,367
Look, you're making
the right call here, quinn.
885
00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:44,300
It's what's best for everybody.
886
00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:54,667
(sighs)
887
00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:56,033
(gasps softly)
888
00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:00,967
Hi.
889
00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:06,933
Hi.
890
00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:10,334
Um, i can't... i can't stay long
in this room
891
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:11,801
Because of the germs,
you know,
892
00:36:11,801 --> 00:36:13,367
And because of the odor.
893
00:36:15,134 --> 00:36:17,367
But i have a question.
894
00:36:17,367 --> 00:36:20,534
Anything for you, emma.
895
00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:25,200
So what would, um...
896
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,100
What would getting married mean
897
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,200
Exactly?
898
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,933
Because i would want to keep
my last name.
899
00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:37,067
And i'd want to continue living
in different parts of town,
900
00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:39,734
And, um,
i think it would be best
901
00:36:39,734 --> 00:36:41,634
If we didn't see each other
after school.
902
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,734
Sure.
903
00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:45,267
And i wouldn't want
a big ceremony, you know,
904
00:36:45,267 --> 00:36:48,434
Like in a church with people.
905
00:36:48,434 --> 00:36:50,200
We wouldn't have to invite
anybody, you know,
906
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,567
Or tell anybody, actually.
907
00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:53,033
It could be more like
a secret, you know,
908
00:36:53,033 --> 00:36:54,467
Like a secret marriage.
909
00:36:54,467 --> 00:36:57,467
That's actually a better deal
than i expected.
910
00:36:58,501 --> 00:37:01,367
You're a really good man, ken.
911
00:37:02,401 --> 00:37:04,900
And i don't want
to spend
912
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:07,834
The rest
of my life alone,
913
00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:10,834
And i know that
you don't either.
914
00:37:14,634 --> 00:37:18,033
So...
915
00:37:18,033 --> 00:37:19,601
Is that a yes?
916
00:37:25,267 --> 00:37:27,200
What's up, a-rage?
917
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,033
Hey, sweet mash-up.
you guys were so energetic.
918
00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:33,868
We were just taking a lesson
from major league baseball.
919
00:37:33,868 --> 00:37:35,501
It's not cheating
if everyone's doing it.
920
00:37:35,501 --> 00:37:37,267
We were just leveling out
the playing field.
921
00:37:37,267 --> 00:37:38,933
You really believe that?
922
00:37:41,267 --> 00:37:42,634
No.
923
00:37:42,634 --> 00:37:44,200
I feel terrible.
924
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,801
Even if we win,
it's not gonna be satisfying.
925
00:37:46,801 --> 00:37:47,933
I know.
926
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,967
I don't even remember
performing.
927
00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:51,634
What do you think
we should do?
928
00:37:51,634 --> 00:37:55,501
I think... the only way
to make things right
929
00:37:55,501 --> 00:37:57,501
Is to just withdraw
from the competition.
930
00:37:57,501 --> 00:37:59,033
You know,
admit that we were wrong
931
00:37:59,033 --> 00:38:01,801
And disqualify our
respective teams immediately.
932
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:02,967
No one gets to win.
933
00:38:02,967 --> 00:38:05,434
Cool.
934
00:38:08,701 --> 00:38:10,601
I'm sorry about
what i said the other day.
935
00:38:10,601 --> 00:38:13,267
About calling you
contemptible and deplorable.
936
00:38:13,267 --> 00:38:14,534
Ah, that's all right.
937
00:38:14,534 --> 00:38:16,734
I didn't even know
what those words meant.
938
00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:19,768
What i meant
to say is that
939
00:38:19,768 --> 00:38:22,967
I guess i get caught up in
the competitive hysteria, too.
940
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,100
My goals are too selfish.
941
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:28,501
You know, it's time for me to
stop competing against everyone
942
00:38:28,501 --> 00:38:30,434
And start competing
alongside them.
943
00:38:30,434 --> 00:38:32,134
(bell ringing)
944
00:38:38,234 --> 00:38:41,067
What the hell
were you thinking?
945
00:38:41,067 --> 00:38:43,033
You gave drugs
to my students?
946
00:38:43,033 --> 00:38:44,601
I'll say it again.
947
00:38:44,601 --> 00:38:46,434
They're over-the-counter,
fda-approved.
948
00:38:46,434 --> 00:38:48,467
And if i didn't give it to them,
i'm sure the kids
949
00:38:48,467 --> 00:38:50,167
Would just find a way
to get it for themselves.
950
00:38:50,167 --> 00:38:51,434
No, no, they wouldn't.
951
00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:52,434
These are good kids.
952
00:38:52,434 --> 00:38:54,000
Nothing bad happened.
953
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,967
Howard bamboo got arrested.
954
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:00,100
Well, that.
955
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,801
Wait. what?
956
00:39:01,801 --> 00:39:03,334
Pseudoephedrine
is an ingredient
957
00:39:03,334 --> 00:39:05,267
In the manufacturing
of methamphetamines.
958
00:39:05,267 --> 00:39:06,868
Howard got picked up
959
00:39:06,868 --> 00:39:09,601
By the feds on suspicion of
running a crystal meth lab.
960
00:39:09,601 --> 00:39:12,267
I never told howard
to get them all in one place.
961
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,134
Okay, enough, terri.
962
00:39:14,134 --> 00:39:16,067
How are we supposed
to raise a baby
963
00:39:16,067 --> 00:39:18,234
When i can't trust you
to look after
964
00:39:18,234 --> 00:39:19,768
A group of teenagers?
965
00:39:19,768 --> 00:39:21,768
You are oblivious
to consequences.
966
00:39:21,768 --> 00:39:23,567
I was only trying
to help you, will.
967
00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:24,667
Don't!
968
00:39:26,401 --> 00:39:29,267
Every time i light
a fire in my life,
969
00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:33,701
You find a way to make sure
it burns the forest down.
970
00:39:35,734 --> 00:39:37,634
Figgins:
i have serious concerns
971
00:39:37,634 --> 00:39:39,234
About your judgment,
mrs. schuester.
972
00:39:39,234 --> 00:39:41,900
I must ask you to
resign as school nurse.
973
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:44,267
Fine.
974
00:39:44,267 --> 00:39:46,868
I was working too hard anyway.
975
00:39:48,768 --> 00:39:50,167
Hold onto your horses, shue.
976
00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:53,434
I have to question your
judgment in the matter as well.
977
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:55,900
What? i had no idea
this was even going on.
978
00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:57,300
Exactly.
979
00:39:57,300 --> 00:40:00,501
The children rely on you
to create the culture.
980
00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:03,401
And you, with your
obsession with winning
981
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,834
And-and competition,
has fostered
982
00:40:05,834 --> 00:40:07,501
An unsafe
environment.
983
00:40:07,501 --> 00:40:11,701
I'm bringing in someone else
to co-chair the glee club.
984
00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:15,933
Someone with a track record of
responsibility and excellence.
985
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,434
We're really sorry, mr. shue.
986
00:40:20,434 --> 00:40:22,434
We didn't mean to get
you into trouble.
987
00:40:22,434 --> 00:40:27,267
I'm really disappointed
in you guys.
988
00:40:27,267 --> 00:40:29,701
Glee is supposed to be about
what's inside your heart,
989
00:40:29,701 --> 00:40:31,200
Not what's coursing
through your veins.
990
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,000
We know. and i think i speak
for everyone when i say
991
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,567
That we'd be happy
to move forward
992
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:36,967
And put this
episode behind us.
993
00:40:36,967 --> 00:40:39,267
Well, it's not that simple.
994
00:40:39,267 --> 00:40:41,834
Because of this debacle,
it's been decided
995
00:40:41,834 --> 00:40:44,167
That i'm no longer fit
to run glee club myself.
996
00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:46,501
We've been assigned
997
00:40:46,501 --> 00:40:47,900
A co-director.
998
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:49,868
Who?
999
00:40:49,868 --> 00:40:51,033
Hey, kids.
1000
00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:53,033
(chuckles)
i got to tell you,
1001
00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,868
I'm just thrilled to
be coming on board
1002
00:40:55,868 --> 00:41:00,267
To co-captain your little,
uh, showbiz cruise.
1003
00:41:00,267 --> 00:41:02,300
Ah, i can't wait to start
singing and dancing
1004
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,601
And maybe even putting on
the ritz a little bit.
1005
00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:12,634
Will?
1006
00:41:19,501 --> 00:41:22,300
I wanted you to, um,
to hear this from me.
1007
00:41:23,667 --> 00:41:27,534
You know ken, um,
asked me to marry him.
1008
00:41:28,768 --> 00:41:31,134
I said yes.
1009
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,100
That's...
1010
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:39,567
That's great.
1011
00:42:15,768 --> 00:42:18,300
(bell ringing)
1012
00:42:30,234 --> 00:42:32,567
♪ ain't nothin' gonna
break my stride ♪
1013
00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:35,501
♪ nobody gonna slow me down ♪
1014
00:42:35,501 --> 00:42:39,100
♪ oh, no,
i got to keep on movin' ♪
1015
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,334
♪ ain't nothin' gonna
break a-my stride ♪
1016
00:42:41,334 --> 00:42:43,167
♪ i'm runnin'
and i won't touch ground... ♪
1017
00:42:43,168 --> 00:42:47,168
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