1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:04,127 Here's what happened last week. 2 00:00:04,204 --> 00:00:05,967 Rachel and the Glee Club know that Quinn's pregnant... 3 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:08,633 but they all think Finn's the father, when really, it's Puck. Yikes. 4 00:00:08,708 --> 00:00:13,441 And Terri's only fake pregnant and wants Quinn to give her her baby so Will won't find out. 5 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,140 How come you haven't had any morning sickness? 6 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:17,376 Also, Ken is dating Emma, but she's reallygot eyes for Mr. Schue. 7 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:19,611 - And that's whatyou missed on- - ? Glee ? 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,916 [ Will] A-five, six, seven, eight. 9 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:25,480 Step, turn, out. And it's ball-change. Step-ball-change. 10 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:29,551 Step, you, you, you, you. Ba, ba, ba. Turn- 11 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,961 Come on, guys. You're sleep-walking on me here. 12 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,966 Gimme some energy. 13 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,332 - We've got sectionals in two- - Please. Sectionals is gonna be a breeze. 14 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:39,270 - [ Sighs ] Maybe so- - [ Yawns ] 15 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:43,105 but if we coast through sectionals, we're gonna get killed at regionals. 16 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,269 We have got to be on our game. 17 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:47,279 [ Laughing ] 18 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:51,416 Sorry. Funny YouTube. It's a grape-stomping one. 19 00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:54,317 [School ell Rings ] 20 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,355 The kids have gotten really complacent. 21 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,414 It's like the fire has totally gone out. 22 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:01,460 Um- [ Chuckles ] Um, I'm sorry. You've just- 23 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:06,795 You've got a little mustard in your cute, Kirk Douglas chin dimple. 24 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:09,266 [ Laughs ] Uh-Ah? 25 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:13,271 - Um- - Did I get it? 26 00:01:13,339 --> 00:01:16,433 - [ Laughing ] Here. Let me- Hold on. - [ Laughs ] 27 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,103 There. 28 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:23,440 Thanks. 29 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,643 Um, so. 30 00:01:25,718 --> 00:01:27,948 Uh, when did- When did this start to happen? 31 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:30,285 [ Groans ] A week ago. 32 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:33,951 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven- 33 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,722 - No, no, no, no. - Great news, guys. 34 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:39,663 Just got the competition bracket for sectionals, and we are in really good shape. 35 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:42,724 There's only two other teams. If we beat them, we make it to regionals. 36 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:45,862 - Yeah. - Who are the other teams? 37 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,998 Drumroll, please, Finn. 38 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:54,142 School for the Deaf in Dayton, and some place called Jane Adams Academy. 39 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:56,239 Jane Adams? That's a halfway house... 40 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:59,308 - for girls just getting out of juvie. - Th-Th-This is great. 41 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:02,377 People who can't hear what they're singing, and criminals who don't care. 42 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,151 It's gonna be a cakewalk. High five. 43 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,659 [ Will] I don't know. They think they've got it in the bag... 44 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:09,661 so they've simply stopped trying. 45 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,596 I 've got to figure out some way to motivate them. 46 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:14,690 Okay, well, you, um- 47 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,701 You could- Well, what about a sticker board? 48 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:19,602 That's how my parents got me to do chores when I was a kid. 49 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:22,869 All right, so I do a chore, and then I get a star, and then- 50 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:26,207 Oh, dear God. Please- Please stop talking. 51 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,543 [ Chuckles ] I'm trying desperately... 52 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:33,575 to ignore the treacly sweet inanity of your asinine conversation... 53 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,587 but now I've got bile in my mouth. 54 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,055 I will hold my tongue no further. 55 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,218 You know what this is? This is a list of my Cheerios. 56 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:44,388 Everyweek I pick someone at random, and I kick 'em out. 57 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,694 Yeah, well, in Glee Club we do things a little bit differently. 58 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:49,564 Oh, yeah, Will? How's that workin' out for you? 59 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,763 You have to remember something. 60 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,829 We're dealing with children. 61 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,137 They need to be terrified. 62 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:58,143 It's like mother's milk to them. 63 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:02,204 Without it, their bones won't grow properly. 64 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:04,216 So if you want results with a kid... 65 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:08,550 you find that competitive animal within, and unleash it. 66 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,886 Okay. Ellen, that blouse is just insane. 67 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,594 Can't believe she's allowed to teach at this school. 68 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,134 You know... 69 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,136 she may have a point. 70 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,369 Competition. 71 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:35,744 Every one ofthese people or elements was a champion in their own right... 72 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:39,581 but they used competing with each other to make themselves even better. 73 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:41,745 I don't understand how lightning... 74 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,914 is in competition with an above-ground swimming pool. 75 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,149 Just go with it. You guys have become complacent. 76 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,457 You were great at the invitational... 77 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,497 but you gotta up your game if you wanna get through sectionals. 78 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,328 - [ Yawning ] - Okay, split up. 79 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,595 Guys on the left side, girls on the right side. 80 00:03:58,037 --> 00:04:00,631 Let's go. Come on. 81 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,636 [ Chuckles ] 82 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,940 [ Clears Throat] All right. 83 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:08,037 Kurt? 84 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,617 Here's the deal. Two teams- Boys versus girls. 85 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,124 One week from today... 86 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,627 you will each perform a mash-up ofyour choice. 87 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:26,358 - What's a mash-up? - A mash-up is when you take two songs... 88 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:30,732 and mash 'em together to make an even richer explosion of musical expression. 89 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,896 Boys will perform on Tuesday. Girls the next day. 90 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:36,203 I want you guys to go all out, okay? Costumes, choreography. 91 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,574 Whoeverwins the competition... 92 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:41,910 - gets to choose the number that we do for sectionals. - Wait. 93 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:44,506 Who's gonna be the judge? 94 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:47,212 - Your gender makes you biased. - Ahh. 95 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,688 There is going to be a celebrityjudge. 96 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:54,386 - Who? - You're gonna have to show up to find out. 97 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,395 - We got this in the bag. - Totally. 98 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,863 I'm gonna start story-boarding our choreography tonight. 99 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,866 Hey. Hopeyou guys are up for this competition. 100 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,868 The girls look pretty pumped. 101 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,427 We're planning on smacking 'em down like the hand ofGod. 102 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:08,997 [ Chuckles ] 103 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:12,841 Hey, Finn, you all right? You seem a little out ofit. 104 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:15,176 Yeah, I'm just a littleworn out. 105 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,911 Come on, dude. We're late forfootballpractice. 106 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:29,423 [ Thinking ] DearJournal. Feeling listless again today. 107 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,622 It began at dawn, when I tried... 108 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:35,600 to make a smoothie out ofbeefbones, breaking myjuicer. 109 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:39,263 And then at Cheerios practice, disaster. 110 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,773 [ Sighs ] 111 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,832 It was unmistakable. 112 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:47,243 It was like spotting the first spark on the Hindenburg. 113 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:51,113 A quiver. That quiver will lose us nationals... 114 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,244 and without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements... 115 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,949 and without those endorsements, I won't be able to buy my hovercraft. 116 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,288 Feel i ng al I right, Quinn? 117 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,658 I 'm just really tired from Glee Club. 118 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:08,156 Glee Club! 119 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:12,136 Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers... 120 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:16,107 it only comes back stronger, like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. 121 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:20,077 Here I am, about to turn 30... 122 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:24,105 and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied... 123 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:26,242 by the bi-curious machinations ofa cabal... 124 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,617 of doughy, misshapen teens. 125 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:31,418 Am I missing something,Journal? 126 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,459 Is it me? 127 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,756 Of course it's not me. 128 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,853 It's Will Schuester. 129 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:39,864 What is it about him,Journal? 130 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,866 Is it the arrogant smirk? 131 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:44,698 Is it the store-bought home perm? 132 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:49,174 You know,Journal, I noticed something yesterday. 133 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,643 - [Muffled] - Ofcourse- 134 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,873 It's coming clearto me now. 135 00:06:54,947 --> 00:07:00,408 Ifl can't destroythe club, I will have to destroy the man. 136 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,857 Let me be frank. 137 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,859 Your husband is hiding his kielbasa... 138 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,328 in a Hickory Farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you. 139 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:13,865 What? With who? 140 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,562 Guidance counselor. Real flooxy and a man-eater. 141 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,731 Wears creepy broaches like the kind my nana was buried in. More tea. 142 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:24,072 - Oh, sorry. - Oh, it's the same old song. 143 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:27,374 - Wife puts on a couple extra pounds- - I'm pregnant. 144 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,642 Oh, that's no excuse. 145 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:33,014 I've always thought the desire to procreate showed deep, personal weakness. 146 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,417 Me- Neverwanted kids. 147 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,888 Don't have the time. Don't have the uterus. 148 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:42,688 - Are you sure about this? - A woman always knows. 149 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:46,198 - Yeah. - Let me put it toyou this way. 150 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:50,031 Ifit's not a full-blown affair, well, it's certainly heading in that direction. 151 00:07:50,102 --> 00:07:54,266 You need a machete to cut through the haxe oflust that surrounds them. 152 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:56,672 Oh, God. What am I gonna do? 153 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:59,210 I thinkyou should both pack up and move out ofthe district. 154 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,607 Unless you wanna loseyour man to a mentally ill... 155 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:05,276 ginger pygmywith eyes like a bush baby. 156 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:08,514 Now, you're absolutely sure about this? I mean, you have proof? 157 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:10,556 Get into that school, and sniff out... 158 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:13,183 those sex pheromones foryourself. 159 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,193 We happen to have an opening. 160 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,923 Our school nurse, Mrs. Lancaster, is in a coma. 161 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:21,524 Oh, she took a terrible tumble down the stairwell yesterday. 162 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:24,729 [School Bell Rings ] 163 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,238 Aaah! 164 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:31,106 - But I'm not a nurse. I work at Sheets 'N' Things. - I'm not an American citixen. 165 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,907 I was born in the Panama Canal Zone, but I managed... 166 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,380 to get a passport and run for office twice. 167 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:41,216 My advice toyou, ifyou wanna keepyour husband- 168 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:46,319 Get creative. 169 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:50,954 Mrs. Schuester, I appreciate your interest in the nursing position... 170 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:54,397 butyourprevious experience is limited to folding hand towels. 171 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,560 As assistant manager at Sheets 'N' Things... 172 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,503 I've had first aid training. Mm-hmm. 173 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:03,633 - I've also used a defibrillator. - Huh. 174 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,069 So what did you want to talk to me about? 175 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,080 Oh. Good news. 176 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:11,173 I figured out a way to get the kids motivated. 177 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,083 They're gonna compete against each other in a glee-off. 178 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,986 - Oh. - And guess who the celebrityjudge is gonna be. 179 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,957 - You. - Me? 180 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:24,855 You are the most honest and impartial person I know. 181 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,460 Well, isn't this a surprise. 182 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,470 Terri, wh-what are you doing here? 183 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,768 Hi. I don't think we've been properly introduced. 184 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,831 I'm Terri Schuester, Will's pregnant wife. 185 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,309 - Hi. - Oh, honey- 186 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:42,541 - Someone got a little lipstick onyour cup. - Sorry. 187 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,606 [ Whimpers ] 188 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,709 I got it. 189 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,791 Um, is-is everything okay, Terri? 190 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:56,521 - You-You nevervisit me at work. - Oh, I'm not visiting. 191 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,724 No. You've been so stressed about ourfinances lately... 192 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,962 that I thought I would pitch in by getting a second job. 193 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,972 I'm the new school nurse. 194 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:09,132 But you're not a nurse. 195 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,540 - You don't have any training. - Oh, please, Will. 196 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,307 It's a public school. 197 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,649 Isn't this gonna be great? 198 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,379 And this means that I'm gonna be around all the time now. 199 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,222 Knowyour routes. 200 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,788 Now, that is the key to this play, gentlemen. 201 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,835 The receivers run the flyroute downfield... 202 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:39,598 and then block as the play develops, okay? 203 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:42,163 Knowyour assignments. This is not- 204 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:45,677 [ Thinking ] I 'm losing it. I 'm tired all the time. 205 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,679 I can't keep my eyes open. 206 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,545 [ Ken ] That's your onlyjob, is to knowyour assignments. 207 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:53,744 - [ Will] No sharps, and no flats. - I know how lucky I am- 208 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,413 Captain ofthe football team, Glee stud. 209 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,423 I know I should be excited about Quinn. 210 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,085 She's hot, popular, and she's carrying my baby and all... 211 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,788 but I can't get Rachel out of my head. 212 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,457 She kind offreaks me out in a Swimfan kind ofway... 213 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:09,524 but she can really sing and her body is smokin'- 214 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,729 ifyou're not into boobs. 215 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:15,672 Mybody's a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day... 216 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:18,574 and I have to rub Biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day. 217 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,635 Growing pains. 218 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:23,147 It smells pretty bad, but I mask it with Drakkar Noir. 219 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,714 Being a guy my age is tough. 220 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,187 Between Glee and football and school and being popular... 221 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,190 I'm just kind of overwhelmed. 222 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:35,284 Everyone wants something from me, and I don't have the energy to do it all. 223 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,295 I don't know how important people like presidents... 224 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,161 or newscasters or mob bosses do it. 225 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:42,166 My mom says I'm stretched too thin... 226 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,327 so I gave up homework, but that didn't help. 227 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,133 All I know is, last night I got vaporized on level two. 228 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,835 Level two! And I didn't even have the energy to care. 229 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,745 [ Kurt ] He's drooling. 230 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:56,805 [ Puck ] Dude, wake up. 231 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,975 Sure, yeah. That sounds good. 232 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,986 - I said, we can't let those girls beat us. - Sorry. 233 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,581 Sometimes when I'm thinking real hard, it helps to close my eyes. 234 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,183 We're doing a mash-up of"It's My Life" and Usher's "Confessions." 235 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:11,787 We shouldget some trash can lids andstomp theyard up in this piece. 236 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:14,628 Puck, with respect, you're more helpful when you don't contribute. 237 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,363 Dude, what's wrong withyou? Go see the nurse. 238 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,133 Every dayl sayl have a headache. I sleep for three hours. 239 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:24,665 I haven't attended a math class in two years. 240 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,838 [ I nhales ] Oh. Thanks, guys. 241 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:31,041 [ Groans ] Keep up the good work. 242 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,051 [ School Bell Rings ] 243 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,891 Uh, okay, girls. We need to get started. 244 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:43,395 - We're getting warmed up. - Where's Quinn? 245 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:46,829 Probably down at the mall looking for elastic-waist pants. 246 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,833 [ Snickering ] 247 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:53,534 Mr. Schuester's right, you guys. We can't get complacent. 248 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,301 - Chill out. - I already picked the songs. 249 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,501 We're gonna do a mash-up of"Halo" and "Walking on Sunshine." 250 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,511 - Yeah, that was my idea. - Whatever. 251 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,945 Come on. We can do this in oursleep. 252 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,415 You think those six dudes are gonna give us any competition? 253 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,851 - I saywejust wing it. - We can't just wing it. 254 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,481 All those in favor ofwinging it? 255 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,355 All those opposed? 256 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,390 Looks like the ayes have it. 257 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,334 Hi. How can I helpyou? 258 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,533 - Hey, Mrs. Schuester. - Uh-huh. 259 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:32,771 - I'm Finn Hudson. I'm in Glee with your husband. - Well, hi, Finn. 260 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:36,110 Oh, wait a minute. Areyou the one who's dating Quinn Fabray? 261 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:39,618 - Yeah. Why? - Oh, you have really good bone structure. 262 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:43,121 Yeah. Um, I've been really tired lately... 263 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:46,022 and I was wondering ifl could lie down in here for a while. 264 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:49,026 Why don'tyou have a seat. 265 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:52,257 Whydon'tyou tell me a little bit aboutyoursleep habits. 266 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,856 - What time do you go to bed? - Um, I don't know. 267 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:58,426 Usually after "Skinemax" starts playing regular movies again. 268 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,938 And I'm normally tired, but lately... 269 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:04,464 I can't just fall asleep. It's like my brain won't shut up. 270 00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:07,740 Well, what areyou thinking about? 271 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,838 Oh, you can be honestwith me. 272 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,713 There's a code ofsilence in my office. 273 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:17,313 - Okay, uh, football plays- - Uh-huh. 274 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:20,222 um, girls, dance steps... 275 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:23,427 - girls. - Girls? 276 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:26,896 - But you're dating Quinn Fabray. - Yeah, but- 277 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,766 - Doyou think a guy can be into two girls at once? - No. 278 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,773 And remember, flirting is cheating. 279 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,969 And the revenge ofthe jilted woman is usually pretty messy. 280 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:42,480 - So can I take my nap now? - Doyou want to sleep through your life, Finn? 281 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,609 No, but I read once that teenagers need more sleep than infants. 282 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,381 When I was in high school, I captained the cheerleading squad... 283 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,447 I kept a perfect 4.0 G.P.A., I cultivated my popularity... 284 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,958 and I maintained a loving relationship... 285 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,325 with the boywho would become my husband. 286 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,762 Wow. 287 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,801 I don't even know how I did that. 288 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,802 Wait a minute. 289 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:07,361 Yes, I do. 290 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,373 Pseudoephedrine. 291 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,875 It's the stuffthey put in decongestants to make them non-drowsy. 292 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,504 It's kind oflike a-Well, like a vitamin. 293 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:18,107 I would pop two ofthese blue meanies every morning... 294 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:21,118 and then I would be a firecracker for the rest ofthe day. 295 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,847 Are they safe? 296 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,652 They're over-the-counter. They stock them next to the candy bars. 297 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,124 Sweetie, I'm the school nurse. 298 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,661 I know what I'm doing. 299 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,561 Hey, guys, how's it goin'? [ Sniffs ] 300 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,900 God, it's a beautiful day. Let's run through the number. 301 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,270 I can't wait to do the number. I'm ready and excited. 302 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,367 You guys stand up! Come on. Let's get this joint jumping. 303 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,004 Has your soul been taken over by caffeinated space aliens? 304 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,014 No,just visited the school nurse. 305 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,643 Got this great vitamin. I feel fantastic. I can't wait to do the number. 306 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,949 Let's do the number, and then afterwards we can build a house... 307 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,955 for Habitat for Humanity. 308 00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,957 - What kind ofvitamin? - Vitamin C? 309 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,755 Vogue magaxine says it boosts energy levels and brightens the complexion. 310 00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,888 Vitamin D. And I gotyou guys some. 311 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:11,528 ?? [ Mid-tempo Rock Beat ] 312 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:15,061 ♪This ain't a song for all the brokenhearted ♪ 313 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:22,410 ♪ No silent prayer for the faith departed ♪ 314 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:29,086 ♪ And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd ♪ 315 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:33,716 ♪You're gonna hear myvoice when I shout it out loud ♪ 316 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,420 ♪ It's my life ♪ 317 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,726 ♪ It's now or never ♪ 318 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,962 ♪ I ain't gonna live forever ♪ 319 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,437 ♪ I just wanna live while I'm alive ♪ 320 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:52,443 ♪ It's my life ♪ 321 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,447 - ?These are my confessions ? - ? And justwhen I thought I said all I could say ? 322 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,882 ♪ My chick on the side said she got one on theway ♪ 323 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:05,049 - ? Now, my confessions ? - ? IfI'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all ? 324 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:09,151 ♪ I damn near cried when I got that phone call ♪ 325 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:13,164 ♪ I'm so thrown I don't knowwhat to do ♪ 326 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,723 ♪ But to give part two of my ♪ 327 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,235 ♪ Better stand tall when they're callin' you out ♪ 328 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:23,172 ♪ Don't bend, don't break Baby, don't back down ♪ 329 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,506 ♪These are my confessions ♪ 330 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,774 ♪ It's now or never ♪ 331 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,315 ♪ I ain't gonna live forever ♪ 332 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,317 ♪These are my confessions ♪ 333 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,980 ♪ I just wanna live while I'm alive ♪ 334 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,191 ♪ It's my life ♪ 335 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,160 ♪Justwhen I thought I said all I could say ♪ 336 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,026 ♪ My chick on the side said she got one on theway ♪ 337 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:51,161 - ?These are my confessions ? - ? I justwanna livewhile I'm alive ? 338 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:55,434 ♪ It's my life ♪♪ 339 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,600 [ Cheers, Applause] 340 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,206 - Awesome, guys. - Yeah! 341 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,215 Geex, I didn't knowyou had that in you. 342 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,683 It's like somebody slipped something in yourjuice boxes. 343 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,686 Ooh. You ladies better bring it tomorrow. 344 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,018 Otherwise, whoo! 345 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,058 We've got an opening number for sectionals. 346 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:15,150 [ Whooping ] 347 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,997 Ole. 348 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,170 [School Bell Rings ] 349 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,914 Haven't seenyou at Glee rehearsals. 350 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,644 I'm not Superwoman. 351 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:43,085 I know Glee is yourwhole life, but I have the Cheerios. 352 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,487 I'm on honor roll. I have friends. 353 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,151 You don't have to be embarrassed. 354 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,627 No one at Glee is gonna judgeyou. 355 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,666 Look, I know everyone expects us to be enemies and be in competition... 356 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,363 but I don't hateyou. 357 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:03,101 Why not? I've been awful to you. 358 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,611 That was before you knew what it felt like to be me- 359 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,942 an outsider. 360 00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,743 More people are gonna start finding out about this... 361 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,545 and you're gonna need friends who can relate. 362 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,609 How can you relate to what I'm going through? 363 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:17,348 You don't think people whisper about me in the lunchrooms... 364 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,914 or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls? 365 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,052 Thatwas me, actually. 366 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,556 Look, I don't agree with the choiceyou're making... 367 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,566 butyou're gonna need Glee. 368 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,296 You have seven months ofyouryouth left. 369 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,304 You should enjoy it. And let's face it. 370 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,806 In a couple of months that cheerleading uniform isn't gonna fit... 371 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,967 and we're gonna be all you have left. 372 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,910 Just... come back to practice. 373 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,913 Boys versus girls- It's fun. 374 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,245 And we could certainly useyourvoice right now. 375 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,615 You're actually a good singer, Quinn. 376 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,154 Occasionally sharp, but that's just becauseyou lack myyears oftraining. 377 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,789 I would have tortured you ifthe roles were reversed, you know. 378 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,796 I know. 379 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,966 - [Line Ringing] - Hi. It's Terri. 380 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,602 Hi, Terri. This is Howard Bamboo. 381 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,374 Yeah. I know that, Howard. 382 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,915 Okay, you know how I'm moonlighting as a nurse? 383 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,451 - Well, I need a favor. - O-Okay. 384 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,215 Go to the drugstore and get me a couple ofboxes of decongestant. 385 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,621 I'm running low, and I want the children of McKinley to be healthy and happy. 386 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:30,253 - Uh, h-how many boxes? - Um- 387 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:33,321 Thirty-six. 388 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,332 Oh. 389 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:43,034 - Hey, Terri. - Oh. Hi, Ken. What's up? 390 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,713 - Can we talk frank? - Uh- 391 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,946 Listen. 392 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,285 We have a problem. I think my girlfriend is in love with your husband. 393 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,382 And I wouldn't be surprised ifthe feeling was mutual. 394 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:03,394 - How long has this been going on? - I don't know. A couple months. 395 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,396 I see 'em together all the time- 396 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,523 Laughing, talking. All the stuffshe never does with me. 397 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,533 You know, I knew something was up. 398 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,627 She couldn't keep her eyes offhim at those Acafella clown shows. 399 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,140 Listen. Has Will ever mentioned her toyou? 400 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,803 Oh, no, but he's too smart for that. I mean,just barely, but still. 401 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,812 Oh, Ken, I gotta be honest with you. 402 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,247 I only took this job so that I could keep an eye on him. 403 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:28,844 We've got to put a stop to this so that I can get out ofhere. 404 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,048 See, I'm not built to work five days a week. 405 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,058 Well, I been thinking, maybe... 406 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,151 that ifyou and I started seeing each other on the side... 407 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,162 it might kind of cancel their thing out. 408 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,532 Areyou two still having sex? 409 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,364 Because, you know, when that stops, something is up. 410 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,871 We actually haven't, um, had sexyet. 411 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:50,430 She doesn't like to be touched. 412 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,411 - By me. - Oh. 413 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,449 God, I love her so much. 414 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:02,214 Oh. Um, okay. 415 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:05,154 - [ Sobs Quietly] - It's okay. 416 00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:08,525 There, there. 417 00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:10,720 - Look at the two of us. - [ Chuckles ] 418 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,356 You pregnant, and me with psoriasis- 419 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,832 - Oh. - and one testicle that won't descend. 420 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:19,268 - I don't know who to feel more sorry for. - Okay, that's enough. 421 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,772 You know what? You gotta stop being such a baby. 422 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,071 - I cannot fix this unless you're willing to man up. - Okay. I'm sorry. 423 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,134 [ Exhales ] 424 00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,408 Here's whatyou're gonna do. 425 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:34,316 You're going straight to the nearest department store to buy her an engagement ring. 426 00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:37,815 Then you're gonna get down on one knee... 427 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:40,756 and you're gonna ask that doe-eyed little harlot to marryyou. 428 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:44,318 No. I can't do that. 429 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,830 What if she says no? It might kill me. 430 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:55,238 Take two ofthese, then nothing can stopyou. 431 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,235 - I told you guys. - We know. 432 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:04,111 You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. 433 00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:07,049 - Were they really that good? - Theywere, Quinn. Look. 434 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,486 I was fine with arranging, choreographing and directing this number free of charge. 435 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,115 But we underestimated the boys. Their numberwill go to sectionals... 436 00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:15,284 andonce again I will be humiliated. 437 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,989 How were we supposed to know they'd rock the house? They've never been good. 438 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:23,501 - How did they d-d-do it? - The real question is, what were they on? 439 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:27,060 Though I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies. 440 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,130 They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows... 441 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:31,971 and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly... 442 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,807 because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers. 443 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:38,741 We all took something. 444 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,084 My man, got next week's plays all worked out. Yeah! 445 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:52,562 Hey, Mr. Schue, got that paper on Bariloche, Argentina, on your desk. 446 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:55,862 - But it's not due for two weeks. - Damn straight. I am in the zone! 447 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:59,028 - Cheater. - I don't know what you're talkin' about. 448 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,835 - You took performance enhancers before your mash-up. Kurt told me. - Ah. 449 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:06,537 It's deplorable, contemptible, and it's just plain wrong. It's also cheating. 450 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,603 - As a matter offact, I'm gonna start calling you "F-Rod." - Hey, back off. 451 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:13,913 I'm nothing like A-Rod, okay? I'd never take steroids. They makeyourjunk fall off. 452 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:17,318 Listen, Rachel. You don't know what it's like for me, the kind of pressure I'm un- 453 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:20,722 Oh, we all have pressures. Butyou know how I deal with it? The natural way- 454 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:23,260 with a rigorous diet and exercise routine. 455 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,092 - [ Beeps ] - ?? [ Man Singing Reggae Pop ] 456 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:28,598 - I'm up at 6.:0 a.m. everyday. - ??[ Continues ] 457 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,830 I have myprotein shake with banana and flax seed oil... 458 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:34,064 and by 6.: 0 I'm on the elliptical. 459 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,233 - ? Ain't nothin'gonna break-a my stride ? - You know how I motivate myself? 460 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,402 Not with anything artificial. I set a goal... 461 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,504 - and I won't rest until I reach it. - ? I've got to keep on movin'?? 462 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:45,778 Wel l, that's personal pressure. Ifyou don't meet your goal, you're the only one who loses. 463 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,978 I have to be the quarterback, th-the male lead... 464 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:50,248 and deal with a pregnant girlfriend whoyells about ice cream. 465 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,155 So,yeah, maybe I helped me and myteammates out a little bit... 466 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:56,752 but it's only because I'm sick and tired ofworking so hard and still losing. 467 00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,763 - Yeah, but winning by cheating isn't winning. - Oh, don't give me that. 468 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,857 The reason you're so pissed about this is you knowyou can't competewith us. 469 00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:04,868 Oh, I'm offended by that accusation. 470 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:08,372 We haven't performed yet, but, ifl may say, our mash-up is spectacular! 471 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,603 It still isn't gonna be as good. We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. 472 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,610 Deal with it. 473 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,478 Everyone gets a dose. 474 00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:22,918 Oh, except for Quinn. You get folic acid... 475 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:24,922 [ Quietly] mama. 476 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,686 [ Whispers ] It's good for the baby. 477 00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:31,794 Get the lead out, Howard. We have patients waiting. 478 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,928 Areyou sure we should be doing this? 479 00:25:36,001 --> 00:25:38,401 Oh, it's over-the-counter. It's safe. 480 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:41,701 You can trust me. I'm a nurse. 481 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,764 It's good foryou. 482 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,482 [ Shredder Buxxing ] 483 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,487 [ Chewing ] 484 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,149 - What's up with Ken? - I know. Doesn't he have a healthy glow? 485 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:01,158 I put him on a new vitamin regimen. 486 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:04,491 Is that safe? I mean, you're not really a nurse, Terri. 487 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,690 Don't start criticixing mywork, Will- 488 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:08,756 not when I'm just getting my sea legs. 489 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,596 [ Sighs ] 490 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,967 [ Mouths Word ] 491 00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:17,637 Isn't this nice? I mean, when is the last time... 492 00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:20,507 - we got to have lunch together on a weekday, hmm? - Hmm. 493 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,481 Oh, honey, you have a little mustard-Just- 494 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:28,110 [ Stammers ] Geex, Terri. 495 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:30,484 - This is myworkplace. - I'm sorry, honey. 496 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:34,355 - It's just that my hormones are going really craxy foryou. - Hey, look. Look. 497 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:38,462 You being here... is not good for our marriage. 498 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:41,556 Spending time together is not good for our marriage? 499 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:45,034 Not every minute. There's no separation. 500 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:48,834 We used to come home every night a-and talk about our day. 501 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,841 Now we have nothing to say to each other. 502 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:55,938 A lot of ants on the sidewalk today. 503 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,415 Pretty late in the season for that. 504 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:07,653 I think this is just forcing us to expand our intellectual horixons. 505 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:09,216 - Where areyou going? - The bathroom. 506 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,421 - I'll come with you. - No. 507 00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:14,727 I loveyou, but... I need my space. 508 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:21,872 - Hmph. - [Buzzing Continues ] 509 00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,846 - Now's your chance, Ken. - What, here? Now? 510 00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,383 - Hi, Emma. - Hi, Ken. 511 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:36,113 - [ Grunts ] - What are you doing? 512 00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:38,314 Look, Emma. I know our relationship hasn't been perfect. 513 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:41,188 You won't ride in my car. I can't touch you above the wrist. 514 00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:44,786 Remember, you cried for an hour that time my elbow accidentally brushed byyour breast. 515 00:27:44,863 --> 00:27:46,797 But I think aboutyou all day long. 516 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:50,460 I kiss that picture of us at the state fair every night before I go to sleep. 517 00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:54,562 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This isn't happening. This is a dream. 518 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:58,097 - Emma Pillsbury, this is not an engagement ring. - Oh, thank goodness. 519 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:01,703 No. I mean, it is. But i-it's more than that. It's- It's a promise. 520 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,648 Look, Emma. I knowyou have this thing about being clean. 521 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:09,585 Now I can't promise to pick up my underwear or squeegee the shower door... 522 00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:13,317 but I can promise to keepyour life clean ofsadness... 523 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:17,088 and loneliness... and any other dark clouds that might float into it. 524 00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:25,435 It's cubic xirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond. 525 00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:30,941 Emma Pillsbury- "M&M"- will you marry me? 526 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:34,945 [ Breathes Deeply] 527 00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:41,479 Thankyou so much. It really is a pleasure. While the boys chose songs that cast an eye... 528 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,989 inward on the irresponsible life choices and sexual hunger oftoday's modern teens... 529 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,048 we have chosen a selection of songs that speaks to the nation as a whole... 530 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:51,687 during these troubling times filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woe. 531 00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:54,857 Because ifthere's two things America needs right now, that is sunshine and optimism. 532 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:59,261 Also angels. [ Breathing Deeply ] 533 00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:04,369 - Okay. - ?? [ Piano Intro, Arpeggios ] 534 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,778 - ? Oh ? - ?? [ Rock, Fast ] 535 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:16,116 ♪ Remember those walls I built ♪ 536 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:18,712 ♪ Well, baby, they're tumblin' down ♪ 537 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:21,623 ♪They didn't even put up a fight ♪ 538 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:23,820 ♪They didn't even make a sound ♪ 539 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,988 ♪ It's like I've been awakened ♪ 540 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:28,692 ♪ Every rule I had you breakin' ♪ 541 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:33,466 ♪ It's the risk that I'm takin' I am never gonna shutyou out ♪ 542 00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:36,302 ♪ Everywhere I'm lookin' now ♪ 543 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:38,638 ♪ I'm surrounded byyour embrace ♪ 544 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:40,644 - ? Baby, I can feelyourhalo ? - ? Oh ? 545 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,476 - ? And don't it feel good ? - ?I can feelyourhalo ? 546 00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:46,483 - ? Halo ? - ?I can seeyourhalo ? 547 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,519 - ? Halo ? - ? I can see your halo ? 548 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:52,147 - ? Halo ? - ? I can see your halo, and don't it feel good ? 549 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:55,317 - ??[ Faster] - ? I used to think maybeyou loved me ? 550 00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:57,361 ♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ♪ 551 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:06,365 ♪ And I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door ♪ 552 00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:12,572 ♪ Oh, now, now I'm walkin' on sunshine, whoa ♪ 553 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:17,240 ♪ I'm walkin' on sunshine, whoa ♪ 554 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,409 - ? And don't it feel good, Hey ? - ? I can feel your halo, halo ? 555 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:23,545 ♪ All right now, ho ♪ 556 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:27,580 - ? I can feel your halo, halo ? - ? Hey, oh, yea-a-ah ? 557 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:32,392 - ? I can feel your halo, halo ? - ? Hey, halo-o-o ? 558 00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:35,626 - ? I can feel your halo, halo ? - ? Hey, halo-o-o ? 559 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:39,966 - ? I can seeyour halo, Halo-o-o ?? - ??[Ends ] 560 00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:45,299 Whoo! Ha-ha! 561 00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:48,038 Ladies, I- I don't even know what to say. 562 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:50,774 You did such a good job. 563 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,716 I don't know whatyou guys did, but whatever it was, keep doing it! 564 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:57,243 Our celebrityjudge has herwork cut out for her. 565 00:30:57,322 --> 00:31:00,086 - [School Bell Rings ] - Hey, great job, guys. 566 00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:05,218 Okay. All right. [ Chuckles ] Whoo. What the- 567 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,223 - Ha! - [ Both Chuckle ] 568 00:31:08,299 --> 00:31:13,236 - Hey, Emma, um, can you walkwith me? - Yeah. 569 00:31:15,139 --> 00:31:19,235 - Well, I thinkyour, uh- thinkyour plan worked. - Yeah. [ Chuckles ] 570 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:21,972 Instilling a sense of good, clean competition in these kids- 571 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,708 I think, um- I thinkyou really motivated them. 572 00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:29,344 Well, actually, I consideryou a coconspirator. We came up with the idea together. 573 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:32,889 So... 574 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:35,187 is it true about Ken asking to marryyou? 575 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,794 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 576 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,823 What areyou gonna do? 577 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,836 I don't know. 578 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,065 Can you, um- 579 00:31:48,139 --> 00:31:50,607 Can you think of any other options I might have? 580 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:57,109 I-Is that a reason to marry someone? 581 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:00,550 That's not what I'm asking. 582 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,719 [School Bell Rings ] 583 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:15,922 Emma. 584 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,026 Terri. Um- 585 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,901 Hi. What can I, uh- 586 00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:24,874 What can I... do foryou? 587 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,002 I just wanted to cut to the chase... 588 00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,478 that things have been a little awkward since I started working here. 589 00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:33,005 - I just wanted to clear the air. - Oh. 590 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:36,520 That's, um-That's actually really nice. Why don'tyou just- 591 00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:39,750 You have no chance with my husband. Do I make myself clear? 592 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:43,419 Oh, you might think there's some kind of competition going on between you and I... 593 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:46,486 but that's like saying that a nail is competing with a hammer. 594 00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:48,555 [ Chuckles ] 595 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,927 - Terri, Will is a good man. - Uh-huh. 596 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:53,937 He's kind... 597 00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:58,601 and he's generous, and he deserves a lot better than you. 598 00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:02,271 Emma, Will is my husband. 599 00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:05,975 Look atyou. 600 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:10,453 You are so superior, becauseyou're nice to a man thatyou see for an hour or two a day. 601 00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:14,218 You're just an innocent little dove. Hmm? 602 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:17,955 You're so innocent thatyou would steal a man away from his pregnant wife. 603 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:19,963 [ Quietly] Yeah. 604 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:24,593 Doyourselfa favor, honey. Marry Ken Tanaka. 605 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,900 Oh, sure, he's dumb like sand, and his fondue pot of nationalities... 606 00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:30,532 is gonna open your kids up to a host of genetic diseases... 607 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:34,066 but he's kind, and he's generous. 608 00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,773 And he's available. 609 00:33:40,218 --> 00:33:44,086 [DoorOpens, Closes ] 610 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,089 - [School Bell Rings ] - [ Quietly] Hmm. 611 00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,161 [School Bell Rings ] 612 00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:56,099 - Mrs. Schuester. - Mm-hmm. 613 00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:59,398 I need to talk to you- [ Quietly ] about the baby. 614 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:02,439 Is everything okay? Wait, you're not having it right now, are you? 615 00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:06,409 - What? No. Aren't you supposed to be a nurse? - Mm-hmm. 616 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:13,412 - I've been thinking aboutyour offer. - Yeah? 617 00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:16,009 I like my life. 618 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,454 I like being a cheerleader... 619 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:25,394 and I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I really like being in Glee Club. 620 00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:30,196 I have all these great things in my life, and it alreadyfeels like too much. 621 00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:35,771 [Whispers ] I can't raise a baby. 622 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,104 [ Sighs ] 623 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:41,509 You know, honestly, I don't even know howyou kids do it nowadays. 624 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:44,673 I mean, I-I didn't have it this bad when I was your age. 625 00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:48,344 I mean, there weren't as many TV channels either though. 626 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,387 Is Finn okaywith this? 'Cause, you know... 627 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:53,322 I don't want any baby-daddy drama when you hand it over to me. 628 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:56,792 He's the reason I'm doing this. 629 00:34:56,861 --> 00:35:01,127 He's such a good guy. And he internalixes all this pressure. 630 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:04,032 He's gonna have a heart attack. 631 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:09,734 I neverwant Mr. Schuester to find out about this though. I don't wanna hurt him either. 632 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:12,367 Oh, your secret's safe with me. 633 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:14,377 I have a lot more to lose. 634 00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:17,573 One more thing. 635 00:35:17,648 --> 00:35:20,913 - You know howyou gave me those vitamins for the baby? - Mm-hmm. 636 00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:23,283 I really appreciated that... 637 00:35:23,354 --> 00:35:26,380 um, but I'm gonna have all these doctors' bills... 638 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,391 and I'm gonna need some new maternity clothes. 639 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,986 - You want money from me? - It's gonna beyour baby. 640 00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:36,090 Which means I'm gonna be paying the bills for 1 8 years. I thinkyou can handle nine months. 641 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:40,797 Look, you're making the right call here, Quinn. It's what's best for everybody. 642 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:51,247 [ Sighs ] 643 00:35:55,853 --> 00:35:57,582 Hi. 644 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,560 Hi. 645 00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:06,786 Um, I can't- I can't stay long in this room... 646 00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:09,958 because ofthe germs, you know, and because ofthe odor. 647 00:36:11,802 --> 00:36:15,101 But I have a question. 648 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,141 Anything foryou, Emma. 649 00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:22,104 So what would, um- 650 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,775 what would getting married mean... exactly? 651 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,150 Because I would wanna keep my last name... 652 00:36:30,221 --> 00:36:34,180 and I'd wanna continue living in different parts oftown. 653 00:36:34,258 --> 00:36:38,251 And, um, I think it would be best ifwe didn't see each other after school. 654 00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:40,297 Sure. 655 00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:45,495 And I wouldn't want a big ceremony, you know, like in a church orwith... people. 656 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:48,095 We wouldn't have to invite anybody, you know, or tell anybody actually. 657 00:36:48,172 --> 00:36:50,834 It could be more like a secret, you know- like a secret marriage. 658 00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:54,105 That's actually a better deal than I expected. 659 00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:57,974 You're a really good man, Ken. 660 00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:04,983 And I don't want to spend the rest of my life alone... 661 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,752 and I know thatyou don't either. 662 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,053 So... 663 00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,199 is that a yes? 664 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,806 What's up, A-Rach? 665 00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:26,638 Hey, sweet mash-up. You guys were so... energetic. 666 00:37:26,711 --> 00:37:29,544 We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. 667 00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:32,276 I-I-It's not cheating if everyone's doing it. 668 00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:35,547 - We were just leveling out the playing field. - You really believe that? 669 00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:41,049 No. Okay? I-I feel terrible. 670 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,389 Even ifwe win, it's not gonna be satisfying. 671 00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:47,192 I know. I don't even remember performing. 672 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,927 What doyou thinkwe should do? 673 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:54,131 I think... the onlyway to make things right is to just withdraw from the competition- 674 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:58,369 You know, admit that we were wrong and disqualify our respective teams immediately. 675 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:02,037 - No one gets to win. - Cool. 676 00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:09,918 I'm sorry about what I said the other day, about calling you contemptible and deplorable. 677 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,979 Ah, that's all right. I didn't even know what those words meant. 678 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:16,390 W-What I meant to say is that... 679 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:19,520 I guess I get caught up in the competitive hysteria too. 680 00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:21,531 My goals are too selfish. 681 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:24,932 You know, it's time for me to stop competing against everyone... 682 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:28,699 - and start competing alongside them. - [School Bell Rings ] 683 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,538 What the hell wereyou thinking? 684 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:40,607 - You gave drugs to my students? - I'll say it again. 685 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:44,246 They are over-the-counter, F.D.A. approved, and ifl didn't give it to them... 686 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,756 I'm sure the kids would just find a way to get it for themselves. 687 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:50,590 - No. No, theywouldn't. These are good kids. - Nothing bad happened. 688 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,595 Howard Bamboo got arrested. 689 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:58,400 - Well, that. - Wait. What? 690 00:38:58,469 --> 00:39:03,429 Pseudoephedrine is an ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamines. 691 00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:06,203 Howard got picked up by the feds on suspicion of running a crystal meth lab. 692 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:08,745 I never told Howard to get them all in one place. 693 00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:10,747 Okay, enough, Terri. 694 00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,806 How are we supposed to raise a baby... 695 00:39:12,883 --> 00:39:16,375 when I can't trustyou to look after a group ofteenagers? 696 00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,388 You are oblivious to consequences. 697 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:21,983 - I was only trying to helpyou, Will. - Don't. 698 00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:25,825 Every time I light a fire in my life... 699 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:29,297 you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down. 700 00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:35,795 I have serious concerns aboutyourjudgment, Mrs. Schuester. 701 00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,467 I must askyou to resign as school nurse. 702 00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:43,474 Fine. I was working too hard anyway. 703 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:50,012 Hold on to your horses, Schue. I have to question yourjudgment in the matter as well. 704 00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:52,487 What? I had no idea this was even going on. 705 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:56,117 Exactly. The children rely on you to create the culture... 706 00:39:56,193 --> 00:40:00,994 and you, with your obsession with winning and competition... 707 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:04,091 has fostered an unsafe environment. 708 00:40:04,168 --> 00:40:07,296 I'm bringing in someone else to cochair the Glee Club. 709 00:40:07,371 --> 00:40:12,536 Someone with a trackrecord ofresponsibilityand excellence. 710 00:40:14,678 --> 00:40:16,873 We're really sorry, Mr. Schue. 711 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:19,006 We didn't mean to get you into trouble. 712 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,849 I'm really disappointed in you guys. 713 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:25,855 Glee is supposed to be about what's insideyour heart... 714 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,823 not what's coursing through yourveins. 715 00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:30,452 We know, and I think I speak for everyone when I say... 716 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:33,520 that we'd be happy to move forward and put this episode behind us. 717 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,861 Well, it's not that simple. 718 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:37,867 Because ofthis debacle... 719 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,733 it's been decided that I'm no longer fit to run Glee Club myself. 720 00:40:41,872 --> 00:40:44,500 We've been assigneda codirector. 721 00:40:44,575 --> 00:40:46,475 Who? 722 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:48,409 Hey, kids. [ Chuckles ] 723 00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:51,243 I gotta tellya, I'm just thrilled... 724 00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:53,249 to becoming on board... 725 00:40:53,317 --> 00:40:56,616 to cocaptain your little showbix cruise. 726 00:40:56,687 --> 00:40:58,712 Ah, I can't wait to start singin' and dancin'... 727 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,223 and maybe even puttin' on the Ritx a little bit. 728 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:09,224 Will? 729 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,907 I wanted you to, um- to hear this from me. 730 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,179 You know Ken, um, asked me to marry him. 731 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:28,741 I said yes. 732 00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:32,522 That's- 733 00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,225 That's great. 734 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:48,004 [Footsteps Recede ] 735 00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:14,931 [School Bell Rings ] 736 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,143 [ Beeps ] 737 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:29,145 [ Man ] ? Ain't nothing gonna break my stride ? 738 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,080 ♪ Nobodygonna slow me down ♪ 739 00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:35,676 ♪ Oh, no, I got to keep on movin'♪ 740 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:37,948 ♪ Ain't nothin'gonna break my stride ♪ 741 00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:40,786 ♪ I'm runnin'and I won't touch ground♪ 742 00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:44,851 ♪ Oh, no, I've got to keep on movin'♪♪ 743 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:51,163 ?? [ Vocalizing ] 744 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:55,501 ?? [ Harmonic Vocalizing ] 745 00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:12,613 ?? [ Ends ] 746 00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:22,854 Engl ish - US - SDH