1 00:00:03,434 --> 00:00:04,634 Rachel and the glee club know that Quinn's pregnant, but they 2 00:00:04,634 --> 00:00:06,834 all think Finn's the father, when really it's Puck. oh! 3 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:08,801 yikes! and Terri's only fake pregnant and wants Quinn 4 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:11,100 to give her her baby so will won't find out. 5 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:12,801 How come you haven't had any morning sickness? 6 00:00:12,801 --> 00:00:14,400 oh, and also, Ken is dating Emma, 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,067 but she's really got eyes for Mr. Shue. 8 00:00:16,067 --> 00:00:18,534 and that's what you missed on... 9 00:00:18,534 --> 00:00:21,100 Five, six, seven, eight. step, turn, 10 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:23,234 Out, in, ball-change, step ball-change step. 11 00:00:23,234 --> 00:00:24,968 You, you, you, you. 12 00:00:24,968 --> 00:00:27,300 And ba-ba-ba. turn... 13 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,601 Come on, guys, you're sleepwalking on me here. 14 00:00:29,601 --> 00:00:31,701 Give me some energy. we've got sectionals in two... 15 00:00:31,701 --> 00:00:34,067 Please, sectionals is going to be a breeze. 16 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,100 Maybe so. 17 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:37,968 (yawns) but if we coast through sectionals, 18 00:00:37,968 --> 00:00:40,801 We're gonna get killed at regionals. 19 00:00:40,801 --> 00:00:42,968 We have got to be on our game. 20 00:00:42,968 --> 00:00:44,934 (zany voices) (laughing) 21 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:47,534 Sorry. funny YouTube. 22 00:00:47,534 --> 00:00:49,100 It's the grape stomping one. 23 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,734 (zany voices continue) 24 00:00:52,033 --> 00:00:54,100 The kids have gotten really complacent. 25 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,133 It's like the fire has totally gone out. 26 00:00:56,133 --> 00:00:59,167 Um, um, I'm sorry, you've just, uh... 27 00:00:59,167 --> 00:01:00,901 You've got a little 28 00:01:00,901 --> 00:01:04,501 Mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple. 29 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:05,501 (laughs) 30 00:01:05,501 --> 00:01:07,968 Wha...? huh? 31 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,667 I get it? 32 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:10,968 Um... 33 00:01:10,968 --> 00:01:12,667 Here, let me. 34 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:14,100 Hold on. 35 00:01:15,734 --> 00:01:17,767 There. 36 00:01:18,934 --> 00:01:19,968 Thanks. 37 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:23,334 Um, so... 38 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,634 Uh, when did... when did this start to happen? 39 00:01:25,634 --> 00:01:27,868 A week ago. 40 00:01:27,868 --> 00:01:30,801 Rachel: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 41 00:01:30,801 --> 00:01:33,467 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. great news, guys. 42 00:01:33,467 --> 00:01:35,100 Just got the competition bracket for sectionals, 43 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,367 And we are in really good shape. 44 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:38,634 There's only two other teams. 45 00:01:38,634 --> 00:01:40,467 We beat them, we make it to regionals. 46 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,033 (laughter and cheers) 47 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:43,901 Uh, who are the other teams? 48 00:01:43,901 --> 00:01:46,001 Drumroll please, Finn. 49 00:01:46,001 --> 00:01:47,234 (drumroll) 50 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,967 School for the deaf in dayton 51 00:01:49,967 --> 00:01:52,134 And someplace called Jane Addams academy. 52 00:01:52,134 --> 00:01:53,567 Jane Addams? that's a halfway house 53 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:55,268 For girls just getting out of juvie. 54 00:01:55,268 --> 00:01:57,300 Th-th-this is great. 55 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,700 People who can't hear what they're singing 56 00:01:58,700 --> 00:01:59,934 And criminals who don't care. 57 00:01:59,934 --> 00:02:01,534 It's gonna be a cakewalk. 58 00:02:01,534 --> 00:02:03,168 High fi... 59 00:02:03,168 --> 00:02:05,467 will: they think they've got it in the bag, 60 00:02:05,467 --> 00:02:07,834 so they've simply stopped trying. 61 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:10,634 I've got to figure out some way to motivate them. 62 00:02:10,634 --> 00:02:13,201 Okay, well, you, um, you could... 63 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,700 Oh, what about a sticker board? 64 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,034 That's how my parents 65 00:02:16,034 --> 00:02:17,934 Got me to do chores when I was a kid. 66 00:02:17,934 --> 00:02:19,634 Right, so i'd do a chore 67 00:02:19,634 --> 00:02:21,201 And then i'd get a star, and then... 68 00:02:21,201 --> 00:02:23,367 oh, dear god, please, please... 69 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:25,067 Stop talking. 70 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:27,367 I'm trying desperately to ignore 71 00:02:27,367 --> 00:02:29,667 The treacly sweet inanity 72 00:02:29,667 --> 00:02:31,600 Of our asinine conversation, 73 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,400 But now i've got bile in my mouth 74 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,734 And I will hold my tongue no further. 75 00:02:35,734 --> 00:02:37,067 You know what this is? 76 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:39,234 It's a list of my cheerios. 77 00:02:39,234 --> 00:02:40,934 Every week I pick someone at random 78 00:02:40,934 --> 00:02:42,400 And I kick them out. 79 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,700 Yeah, well, in glee club we do things a little bit differently. 80 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:45,867 Oh, yeah, will? 81 00:02:45,867 --> 00:02:47,567 How's that working out for you? 82 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,801 You have to remember something. 83 00:02:49,801 --> 00:02:52,001 We're dealing with children. 84 00:02:52,001 --> 00:02:54,201 They need to be Terrified. 85 00:02:54,201 --> 00:02:56,168 It's like mother's milk to them. 86 00:02:56,168 --> 00:03:00,201 Without it, their bones won't grow properly. 87 00:03:00,201 --> 00:03:02,134 So if you want results with a kid, 88 00:03:02,134 --> 00:03:05,134 You find that competitive animal within and unleash it. 89 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:08,034 Okay. 90 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:09,867 Ellen, that blouse is just insane. 91 00:03:14,801 --> 00:03:17,600 I can't believe she's allowed to teach at this school. 92 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,134 You know... 93 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:22,134 She may have a point. 94 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:28,134 captioning sponsored by 20th century fox 95 00:03:28,134 --> 00:03:30,034 Competition. 96 00:03:30,034 --> 00:03:32,034 Every one of these people or elements 97 00:03:32,034 --> 00:03:34,067 Was a champion in their own right. 98 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:35,634 But they used competing with each other 99 00:03:35,634 --> 00:03:37,534 To make themselves even better. 100 00:03:37,534 --> 00:03:39,700 I don't understand how lightning 101 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,901 Is in competition with an above-ground swimming pool. 102 00:03:41,901 --> 00:03:44,067 Just go with it. 103 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,433 You guys have become complacent. 104 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,433 You were great at the invitational, 105 00:03:47,433 --> 00:03:49,500 But you got to up your game if you want 106 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,567 To get through sectionals. 107 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:52,333 Okay, split up. 108 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,534 Guys on the left side, girls on the right side. 109 00:03:55,934 --> 00:03:57,333 Let's go, come on. 110 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,901 All right. 111 00:04:03,901 --> 00:04:05,168 Kurt. 112 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:13,934 Here's the deal. 113 00:04:13,934 --> 00:04:15,600 Two teams-- boys versus girls. 114 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,101 One week from today, 115 00:04:17,101 --> 00:04:20,600 You will each perform a mash-up of your choice. 116 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,234 What's a mash-up? 117 00:04:22,234 --> 00:04:24,201 A mash-up is when you take two songs 118 00:04:24,201 --> 00:04:25,367 And mash them together 119 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:26,734 To make an even 120 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,901 Richer explosion of musical expression. 121 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,700 Boys will perform on tuesday, girls the next day. 122 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:31,901 I want you guys 123 00:04:31,901 --> 00:04:34,201 To go all out, okay, costumes, choreography. 124 00:04:34,201 --> 00:04:36,567 Whoever wins the competition 125 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,901 Gets to choose the number 126 00:04:38,901 --> 00:04:40,234 That we do for sectionals. 127 00:04:40,234 --> 00:04:41,400 Wait, who's going to be the judge? 128 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,734 Your gender makes you biased. 129 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:45,967 Ah... 130 00:04:45,967 --> 00:04:47,234 There is going to be 131 00:04:47,234 --> 00:04:48,667 A celebrity judge. 132 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,234 Wh-who? 133 00:04:50,234 --> 00:04:53,400 Oh, you're going to have to show up to find out. 134 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,433 We got this in the bag. totally. 135 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:57,834 I'm going to start storyboarding our choreography tonight. 136 00:04:57,834 --> 00:05:00,300 Hey, I hope you guys are up for this competition. 137 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,834 The girls look pretty pumped. 138 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,400 We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of god. 139 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:06,967 (yawns) 140 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:08,600 Hey, Finn, you all right? 141 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,801 You seem a little out of it. 142 00:05:10,801 --> 00:05:13,134 Yeah, I'm just a little worn out. 143 00:05:13,134 --> 00:05:14,801 Puck: come on, dude. 144 00:05:14,801 --> 00:05:16,867 We're late for football practice. 145 00:05:23,034 --> 00:05:25,500 sue: "dear journal. 146 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,234 "feeling listless again today. 147 00:05:27,234 --> 00:05:28,834 "it began at dawn 148 00:05:28,834 --> 00:05:32,134 "when I tried making a smoothie out of beef bones, 149 00:05:32,134 --> 00:05:34,600 "breaking my juicer. 150 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,168 "and then at cheerios practice-- 151 00:05:36,168 --> 00:05:38,168 "disaster. (sighs) 152 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:41,967 "it was unmistakable. 153 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,168 "it was like spotting the first spark on the hindenburg: 154 00:05:44,168 --> 00:05:46,201 "a quiver. 155 00:05:46,201 --> 00:05:49,101 "that quiver will lose us nationals. 156 00:05:49,101 --> 00:05:50,801 "and without a championship, 157 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:52,201 "i'll lose my endorsements. 158 00:05:52,201 --> 00:05:53,734 "and without those endorsements, 159 00:05:53,734 --> 00:05:56,433 i won't be able to buy my hovercraft." 160 00:05:56,433 --> 00:05:58,067 Feeling all right, Quinn? 161 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,667 I'm just really tired from glee club. 162 00:06:03,534 --> 00:06:06,168 sue: "glee club. 163 00:06:06,168 --> 00:06:07,767 "every time I try to destroy 164 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,134 "that clutch of scab-eating, mouth-breathers, 165 00:06:10,134 --> 00:06:12,134 "it only comes back stronger 166 00:06:12,134 --> 00:06:14,067 "like some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain. 167 00:06:14,067 --> 00:06:17,534 "here I am, about to turn 30, 168 00:06:17,534 --> 00:06:22,067 "and i've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied 169 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:24,101 "by the the bi-curious machinations 170 00:06:24,101 --> 00:06:27,600 "of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens. 171 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,667 "am I missing something, journal? 172 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:31,567 "is it me? 173 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:33,734 "of course it's not me. 174 00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:35,867 "it's Will Schuester. 175 00:06:35,867 --> 00:06:38,101 "what is it about him, journal? 176 00:06:38,101 --> 00:06:39,834 "is it the arrogant smirk? 177 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:42,700 "the store-bought home perm? 178 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,433 "you know, journal, 179 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:46,901 "i noticed something yesterday. 180 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,600 ...chin dimple. 181 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,867 sue: of course, it's coming clear to me now. 182 00:06:52,867 --> 00:06:55,734 if I can't destroy the club, 183 00:06:55,734 --> 00:06:59,101 i'll just have to destroy the man. 184 00:07:02,201 --> 00:07:03,867 Let me be frank. 185 00:07:03,867 --> 00:07:05,667 Your husband is hiding his kielbasa 186 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:09,300 In a hickory farms gift basket that doesn't belong to you. 187 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,634 What?! 188 00:07:10,634 --> 00:07:11,867 With who? 189 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:12,967 Guidance counselor. 190 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:14,567 Real floozy and a man-eater. 191 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,600 Wears creepy brooches like the kind 192 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,734 My nana was buried in. 193 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:18,734 More tea. 194 00:07:18,734 --> 00:07:20,801 Oh, sorry. 195 00:07:20,801 --> 00:07:22,433 It's the same old song. 196 00:07:22,433 --> 00:07:24,300 Wife puts on a couple extra pounds... 197 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,300 Oh, I'm pregnant. 198 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:26,667 Oh, that's no excuse. 199 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:29,400 I've always thought the desire to procreate showed 200 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,967 Deep personal weakness. 201 00:07:30,967 --> 00:07:33,433 Me-- never wanted kids. 202 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:35,867 Don't have the time, don't have the uterus. 203 00:07:36,901 --> 00:07:38,934 Are you sure about this? 204 00:07:38,934 --> 00:07:40,667 A woman always knows. 205 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,134 (sighs) 206 00:07:42,134 --> 00:07:44,801 Let me put it to you this way-- 207 00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:46,134 If it's not a full-blown affair, 208 00:07:46,134 --> 00:07:48,001 Well, it's certainly heading in that direction. 209 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,734 You need a machete to cut through 210 00:07:49,734 --> 00:07:52,268 The haze of lust that surrounds them. 211 00:07:52,268 --> 00:07:54,634 Oh, god, what am i going to do?! 212 00:07:54,634 --> 00:07:57,134 I think you should both pack up and move out of the district. 213 00:07:58,333 --> 00:07:59,767 Unless you want to lose your man 214 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:03,268 To a mentally ill ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby. 215 00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:05,201 Now you're absolutely sure about this? 216 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:06,467 I mean, you have proof? 217 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:08,634 Get into that school and sniff out 218 00:08:08,634 --> 00:08:11,168 Those sex pheromones for yourself. 219 00:08:11,168 --> 00:08:12,967 We happen to have an opening. 220 00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:16,001 Our school nurse, mrs. lancaster, is in a coma. 221 00:08:16,001 --> 00:08:19,333 Oh, she took a terrible tumble down the stairwell yesterday. 222 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,934 (bell ringing) 223 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,201 (screams) 224 00:08:24,201 --> 00:08:26,433 But I'm not a nurse. 225 00:08:26,433 --> 00:08:28,101 I work at Sheets n' Things. 226 00:08:28,101 --> 00:08:29,367 I'm not an American citizen. 227 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:30,801 I was born in the panama canal zone. 228 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,867 But I managed to get a passport. 229 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:34,333 I've run for office twice. 230 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:35,767 My advice to you, 231 00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:38,534 If you want to keep your husband... 232 00:08:40,534 --> 00:08:44,333 ...get creative. 233 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:46,067 Mrs. Schuester, 234 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,967 I appreciate your interest in the nursing position. 235 00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:50,367 But your previous experience 236 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:52,367 Is limited to folding hand towels. 237 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:54,634 As assistant manager at sheets n' things, 238 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,234 I've had first aid training. 239 00:08:56,234 --> 00:08:57,500 Mm-hmm. 240 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,034 I've also used a defibrillator. 241 00:09:00,034 --> 00:09:01,600 Hmm. 242 00:09:02,634 --> 00:09:05,034 So what did you want to talk to me about? 243 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:06,867 Oh, good news. 244 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:09,001 I figured out a way to get the kids motivated. 245 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:10,567 They're going to compete against each other 246 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,034 In a glee-off. 247 00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:15,001 Oh. and guess who the celebrity judge is going to be? 248 00:09:15,001 --> 00:09:16,333 You. 249 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,934 Me? 250 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:20,201 You are the most 251 00:09:20,201 --> 00:09:23,834 Honest and impartial person i know. 252 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:28,934 Well, isn't this a surprise. 253 00:09:28,934 --> 00:09:30,634 Terri, wh-what are you doing here? 254 00:09:30,634 --> 00:09:32,934 Hi. I don't think we've been properly introduced. 255 00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:34,834 I'm Terri Schuester, will's pregnant wife. 256 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:36,433 Hi. 257 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,400 Oh, honey, 258 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,534 Someone got a little lipstick on your cup. 259 00:09:40,534 --> 00:09:42,567 (gasps) 260 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:44,400 I got it. 261 00:09:47,901 --> 00:09:50,201 Um, is everything okay, Terri? 262 00:09:50,201 --> 00:09:51,767 You-you never visit me at work. 263 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,367 Oh, I'm not visiting. 264 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,801 No. 265 00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:58,001 You've been so stressed about our finances lately, 266 00:09:58,001 --> 00:10:00,901 That I thought I would pitch in by getting a second job. 267 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:04,934 I'm the new school nurse. 268 00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:07,101 But you're not a nurse. 269 00:10:07,101 --> 00:10:08,467 You don't have any training. 270 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:09,534 Oh, please, will. 271 00:10:09,534 --> 00:10:12,234 It's a public school. 272 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,300 Isn't this going to be great? 273 00:10:15,301 --> 00:10:17,301 This means I am gonna be around all the time now. 274 00:10:24,634 --> 00:10:26,434 "know your routes." 275 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:29,850 Now that is the key to this play, gentlemen. 276 00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:32,483 The receivers run the fly route downfield 277 00:10:32,483 --> 00:10:34,917 And then block as the play develops, okay? 278 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:37,884 Know your assignments. it's not... 279 00:10:37,884 --> 00:10:39,351 Finn: I'm losing it. 280 00:10:39,351 --> 00:10:41,483 I'm tired all the time. 281 00:10:41,483 --> 00:10:42,850 i can't keep my eyes open. 282 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,517 Ken (distant, echoing): that's your only job 283 00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,351 Is to know your assignments. 284 00:10:46,351 --> 00:10:47,750 Will: no sharps and no flats. 285 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,583 Finn: i know how lucky I am. 286 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,251 captain of the football team, glee stud. 287 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,850 i know I should be excited about Quinn. 288 00:10:53,850 --> 00:10:55,583 she's hot, popular, 289 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:57,917 and she's carrying my baby and all, 290 00:10:57,917 --> 00:10:59,951 but I can't get Rachel out of my head. 291 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,284 she kind of freaks me out in a swimfan kind of way, 292 00:11:02,284 --> 00:11:05,318 but she can really sing and her body is smoking... 293 00:11:05,318 --> 00:11:07,517 if you're not into boobs. 294 00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,284 my body's a mess. 295 00:11:09,284 --> 00:11:11,318 i found a hair on my ear the other day, 296 00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:13,617 and I have to rub biofreeze on my shins 297 00:11:13,617 --> 00:11:15,984 a couple times a day-- growing pains. 298 00:11:15,984 --> 00:11:20,684 it smells pretty bad, but i mask it with drakkar noir. 299 00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:23,251 being a guy my age is tough. 300 00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:26,051 between glee and football and school and being popular, 301 00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:27,550 I'm just kind of overwhelmed. 302 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:28,917 everyone wants something from me, 303 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,284 and I don't have the energy to do it all. 304 00:11:31,284 --> 00:11:33,251 i don't know how important people like presidents 305 00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:35,684 or newscasters or mob bosses do it. 306 00:11:35,684 --> 00:11:38,450 my mom says I'm stretched too thin, so I gave up homework, 307 00:11:38,450 --> 00:11:40,151 but that didn't help. 308 00:11:40,151 --> 00:11:42,917 all I know is last night i got vaporized on level two. 309 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,583 level two. 310 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,650 and I didn't even have the energy to care. 311 00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:49,917 (distant, echoing): he's drooling. 312 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,650 (echoing): dude, wake up. 313 00:11:52,650 --> 00:11:54,784 (distant): sure, yeah, that sounds good. 314 00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:56,750 I said we can't let those girls beat us. 315 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,084 Sorry. sometimes when I'm thinking real hard, 316 00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:01,351 It helps to close my eyes. 317 00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:02,483 We're doing a mash-up of "it's my life" 318 00:12:02,483 --> 00:12:04,483 And usher's "confessions." 319 00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,051 Puck (echoes): we should get some trash can lids 320 00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:07,251 and stomp the yard up in this piece. 321 00:12:07,251 --> 00:12:08,650 Puck, with respect, 322 00:12:08,650 --> 00:12:10,384 You're more helpful when you don't contribute. 323 00:12:10,384 --> 00:12:11,583 Puck (echoes): dude. 324 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:12,917 What's wrong with you? 325 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,184 Go see the nurse. 326 00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:15,717 Every day I say i have a headache. 327 00:12:15,717 --> 00:12:16,884 I sleep for three hours. 328 00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:20,517 I haven't attended a math class in two years. 329 00:12:20,517 --> 00:12:21,817 (sighs) 330 00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:23,650 Thanks, guys. 331 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:26,418 Keep up the good work. 332 00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:28,817 (bell ringing) 333 00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:35,450 Okay, girls, we need to get started. 334 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,684 We're getting warmed up. 335 00:12:36,684 --> 00:12:39,051 Where's Quinn? 336 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,817 Probably down at the mall looking for elastic-waist pants. 337 00:12:41,817 --> 00:12:44,583 (girls giggle) 338 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,817 Mr. Shuester's right, you guys. 339 00:12:47,817 --> 00:12:49,318 We can't get complacent. 340 00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:51,084 Chill out. i already picked the songs. 341 00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,284 We're gonna do a mash-up of "halo" 342 00:12:52,284 --> 00:12:53,284 And "walking on sunshine." 343 00:12:53,284 --> 00:12:55,117 That was my idea. 344 00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:56,318 Whatever. 345 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,418 Come on. we can do this in our sleep. 346 00:12:58,418 --> 00:12:59,784 You think those six dudes 347 00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:01,217 Are gonna give us any competition? 348 00:13:01,217 --> 00:13:02,750 I say we just wing it. 349 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,617 We can't just wing it. 350 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,550 All those in favor of winging it? 351 00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,717 All those opposed? 352 00:13:10,117 --> 00:13:13,151 Looks like the ayes have it. 353 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,084 Hi. how can I help you? 354 00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:25,318 Hey, mrs. Shuester. uh-huh. 355 00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:27,051 I'm Finn hudson. I'm in glee with your husband. 356 00:13:27,051 --> 00:13:29,351 Oh, hi, Finn. oh, wait a minute. 357 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,917 Are you the one who's dating Quinn fabray? 358 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,550 Yeah. why? 359 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,418 Oh, you have really good bone structure. 360 00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:37,251 Yeah, um, 361 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:38,917 I've been really tired lately, 362 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,784 And I was wondering if I could lie down in here for a while. 363 00:13:41,784 --> 00:13:43,384 Why don't you have a seat? 364 00:13:44,784 --> 00:13:46,884 Why don't you tell me a little bit 365 00:13:46,884 --> 00:13:48,051 About your sleep habits? 366 00:13:48,051 --> 00:13:49,117 What time do you go to bed? 367 00:13:49,117 --> 00:13:50,583 Um, I don't know. 368 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:53,750 Usually, after skinemax starts playing regular movies again. 369 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,450 And I'm normally tired, 370 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,550 But lately i can't just fall asleep. 371 00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,284 It's like my brain won't shut up. 372 00:14:00,284 --> 00:14:01,418 Well, what are you thinking about? 373 00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,351 Oh, you can be honest with me. 374 00:14:05,351 --> 00:14:07,483 There's a code of silence in my office. 375 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:11,917 Okay, uh, football plays... 376 00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:13,117 Uh-huh. 377 00:14:13,117 --> 00:14:14,984 ...um, girls, 378 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:18,184 Dance steps... girls. 379 00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,917 Girls? but you're dating Quinn fabray. 380 00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:22,617 Yeah, but... 381 00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:28,017 Do you think a guy can be into two girls at once? 382 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,517 No. 383 00:14:29,517 --> 00:14:31,051 And remember, flirting is cheating. 384 00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:34,784 And the revenge of the jilted woman is usually pretty messy. 385 00:14:34,784 --> 00:14:36,450 So can I take my nap now? 386 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,284 Do you want to sleep through your life, Finn? 387 00:14:38,284 --> 00:14:40,318 No, but I read once 388 00:14:40,318 --> 00:14:42,052 That teenagers need more sleep than infants. 389 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,598 When I was in high school, 390 00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:46,273 I captained the cheerleading squad, I kept a perfect 4.0 gpa, 391 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:47,092 I cultivated my popularity, 392 00:14:47,982 --> 00:14:49,315 And I maintained a loving relationship 393 00:14:49,694 --> 00:14:52,094 With the boy who would become my husband. 394 00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:53,564 Wow. 395 00:14:54,885 --> 00:14:57,885 I don't even know how I did that. 396 00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:01,517 Wait a minute. yes, I do. 397 00:15:03,184 --> 00:15:04,244 Pseudoephedrine. 398 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:04,912 It's the stuff they put in decongestants 399 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,051 To make them non-drowsy. 400 00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:09,245 It's kind of like a... well, like a vitamin. 401 00:15:10,772 --> 00:15:13,038 I would pop two of these blue meanies every morning 402 00:15:13,071 --> 00:15:13,991 And then I would be a firecracker 403 00:15:13,992 --> 00:15:16,326 For the rest of the day. 404 00:15:16,884 --> 00:15:18,650 Are they safe? they're over- the-counter. 405 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:21,123 They stock them next to the candy bars. 406 00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:23,108 Sweetie, I'm the school nurse. 407 00:15:23,109 --> 00:15:24,779 I know what I'm doing. 408 00:15:31,151 --> 00:15:33,017 Hey, guys, how's it going? 409 00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:34,617 (inhales) god, it's a beautiful day. 410 00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:35,384 Let's run through the number. 411 00:15:35,395 --> 00:15:36,261 I can't wait to do the number. 412 00:15:36,262 --> 00:15:37,258 I'm ready and excited. 413 00:15:37,259 --> 00:15:38,945 Are you guys? stand up. come on. 414 00:15:38,946 --> 00:15:40,546 Let's get this joint jumping. 415 00:15:40,964 --> 00:15:43,631 Has your soul been taKen over by caffeinated space aliens? 416 00:15:43,951 --> 00:15:45,984 No, just visited the school nurse. 417 00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:47,151 Got this great vitamin. i feel fantastic. 418 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:48,339 I can't wait to do the number. 419 00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:50,339 Let's do the number, and then afterwards, 420 00:15:50,359 --> 00:15:52,293 We can build a house for habitat for humanity. 421 00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:54,318 What kind of vitamin? 422 00:15:54,318 --> 00:15:55,583 Vitamin c? 423 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,384 vogue magazine says it boosts energy levels 424 00:15:57,384 --> 00:15:58,550 And brightens the complexion. 425 00:15:58,550 --> 00:15:59,300 Vitamin d. 426 00:15:59,804 --> 00:16:01,103 And I got you guys some. 427 00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:06,251 ("it's my life" intro playing) 428 00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:09,901 ♪ this ain't a song for the broKenhearted ♪ 429 00:16:13,237 --> 00:16:17,037 ♪ no silent prayer for the faith departed ♪ 430 00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:24,117 ♪ and I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd ♪ 431 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:28,650 ♪ you're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud ♪ 432 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:31,384 ♪ it's my life ♪ 433 00:16:31,384 --> 00:16:34,650 ♪ it's now or never ♪ 434 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:38,917 ♪ I ain't gonna live forever ♪ 435 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,384 ♪ I just want to live while I'm alive ♪ 436 00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:45,884 ♪ it's my life ♪ 437 00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:49,017 ♪ these are my confessions ♪ 438 00:16:49,017 --> 00:16:51,417 ♪ and just when I thought i said all I could say ♪ 439 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:54,850 ♪ my chick on the side said she got one on the way ♪ 440 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,750 ♪ these are my confessions ♪ 441 00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,484 ♪ if I'm gonna tell it, then I gotta tell it all ♪ 442 00:17:00,484 --> 00:17:04,117 ♪ damn near cried when I got that phone call ♪ 443 00:17:04,117 --> 00:17:05,451 ♪ I'm so thrown ♪ 444 00:17:05,451 --> 00:17:08,117 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 445 00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:10,417 ♪ but to give part two of my... ♪ 446 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:13,151 ♪ better stand tall when they're calling you out ♪ 447 00:17:13,151 --> 00:17:15,184 ♪ don't bend, don't break ♪ 448 00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:18,151 ♪ baby, don't back down ♪ 449 00:17:18,151 --> 00:17:20,484 ♪ these are my confessions ♪ 450 00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:24,050 ♪ it's now or never ♪ 451 00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:26,284 ♪ I ain't gonna live forever ♪ 452 00:17:26,284 --> 00:17:28,284 ♪ these are my confessions ♪ 453 00:17:28,284 --> 00:17:31,917 ♪ I just want to live while I'm alive ♪ 454 00:17:33,117 --> 00:17:35,151 ♪ it's my life ♪ 455 00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:38,151 ♪ just when I thought i said all I can say ♪ 456 00:17:38,151 --> 00:17:40,984 ♪ my chick on the side said she got one on the way ♪ 457 00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:43,184 ♪ these are my confessions ♪ 458 00:17:43,184 --> 00:17:47,050 ♪ I just want to live while I'm alive ♪ 459 00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:50,351 ♪ it's my life. ♪ 460 00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:54,450 (music stops, applause and cheering) 461 00:17:55,265 --> 00:17:55,950 Awesome, guys. 462 00:17:56,952 --> 00:17:58,385 Geez, I didn't know you had it in you. 463 00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:01,277 It's like somebody slipped something in your juice boxes. 464 00:18:01,984 --> 00:18:02,384 Whoo! 465 00:18:02,741 --> 00:18:04,125 You ladies better bring it tomorrow. 466 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:04,826 Otherwise, 467 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,431 We've got our opening number for sectionals! 468 00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:10,065 (boys cheering) 469 00:18:26,854 --> 00:18:29,474 Haven't seen you at glee rehearsals. 470 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,248 I'm not superwoman. 471 00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:33,133 I know glee is your whole life, 472 00:18:33,134 --> 00:18:34,874 But I have the cheerios, 473 00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:37,468 I'm on honor roll, i have friends. 474 00:18:37,468 --> 00:18:40,234 You don't have to be embarrassed. 475 00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,633 No one at glee is gonna judge you. 476 00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:47,767 Look, I know everyone expects us to be enemies 477 00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:51,368 And be in competition, but I don't hate you. 478 00:18:51,368 --> 00:18:55,134 Why not? i've been awful to you. 479 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,234 That was before you knew what it felt like to be me; 480 00:18:58,234 --> 00:18:59,600 An outsider. 481 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,867 More people are gonna start finding out about this, 482 00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,533 And you're gonna need friends who can relate. 483 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,633 How can you relate to what I'm going through? 484 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,700 You don't think people whisper about me 485 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,267 In the lunchrooms or draw pornographic pictures 486 00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:11,767 Of me on the bathroom walls? 487 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,034 That was me, 488 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:16,034 Actually. 489 00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:19,067 Look, I don't agree with the choice you're making, 490 00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:20,567 But you're gonna need glee. 491 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:23,334 You have seven months of your youth left. 492 00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:24,734 You should enjoy it. 493 00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,468 And let's face it, in a couple of months, 494 00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:27,834 That cheerleading uniform isn't gonna fit 495 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,001 And we're gonna be all you have left. 496 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:33,034 Just come back to practice. 497 00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,767 Boys versus girls. it's fun. 498 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:36,834 And we could certainly use your voice right now. 499 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,234 You're actually a good singer, Quinn. 500 00:19:38,234 --> 00:19:40,633 Occasionally sharp, but that's just because 501 00:19:40,633 --> 00:19:43,167 You lack my years of training. 502 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,468 I would have tortured you 503 00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:47,800 If the roles were reversed, you know? 504 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,368 I know. 505 00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:00,334 (phone line ringing) 506 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,084 Hi. it's Terri. 507 00:20:02,475 --> 00:20:04,865 Hi, Terri. this is Howard Bamboo. 508 00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,527 Yeah, I know that, howard. 509 00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:10,568 Okay, you know how I'm moonlighting as a nurse? 510 00:20:10,568 --> 00:20:11,967 Well, I need a favor. 511 00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:12,537 O-okay. 512 00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:14,434 Go to the drugstore and get me a couple of boxes 513 00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:15,429 Of decongestant. 514 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:17,230 I'm running low, and I want the children at mckinley 515 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,957 To be healthy and happy. 516 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,518 Uh, h-how many boxes? 517 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,353 Um... 518 00:20:23,249 --> 00:20:25,082 Thirty-six. 519 00:20:25,345 --> 00:20:25,925 (groans) 520 00:20:30,114 --> 00:20:30,814 (whimpers) 521 00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:32,809 Hey, Terri. 522 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,490 Oh, hi, Ken. what's up? 523 00:20:39,876 --> 00:20:41,342 Can we talk frank? 524 00:20:42,123 --> 00:20:44,324 Uh... 525 00:20:44,324 --> 00:20:46,891 Listen... 526 00:20:46,891 --> 00:20:48,891 We have a problem. 527 00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:50,857 I think my girlfriend is in love with your husband. 528 00:20:50,857 --> 00:20:52,991 And I wouldn't be surprised if the feeling was mutual. 529 00:20:52,991 --> 00:20:54,857 How long has this been going on? 530 00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:56,223 I don't know. a couple months. 531 00:20:56,223 --> 00:20:58,591 I see them together all the time laughing, talking... 532 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,157 All the stuff she never does with me. 533 00:21:00,157 --> 00:21:01,791 You know, I knew something was up. 534 00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:03,657 She couldn't keep her eyes off him 535 00:21:03,657 --> 00:21:05,223 At those acafella clown shows. 536 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,724 Listen, has will ever mentioned it to you? 537 00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:10,157 Oh, no, but he's too smart for that. 538 00:21:10,157 --> 00:21:12,424 I mean, just barely, but still. 539 00:21:12,424 --> 00:21:14,390 Oh, Ken, i got to be honest with you. 540 00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:15,924 I only took this job 541 00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,857 So that I could keep an eye on him. 542 00:21:17,857 --> 00:21:21,958 We've got to put a stop to this so that I can get out of here. 543 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,657 See, I'm not built to work five days a week. 544 00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:26,090 Well, i've been thinking 545 00:21:26,090 --> 00:21:28,924 Maybe that if you and I started seeing each other on the side, 546 00:21:28,924 --> 00:21:30,691 It might kind of cancel their thing out. 547 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,157 Are you two still having sex? 548 00:21:34,157 --> 00:21:36,991 Because, you know, when that stops, something is up. 549 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:40,490 We actually haven't, um... had sex yet. 550 00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:43,090 She doesn't like to be touched. 551 00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:45,090 By me. 552 00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:47,058 Oh. 553 00:21:47,058 --> 00:21:51,090 God, I love her so much. 554 00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:53,557 Oh, uh... 555 00:21:53,557 --> 00:21:54,824 Okay. 556 00:21:54,824 --> 00:21:55,991 (crying softly) 557 00:21:55,991 --> 00:21:58,757 It's okay. 558 00:21:58,757 --> 00:22:00,724 There, there. 559 00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,123 Look at the two of us. 560 00:22:02,123 --> 00:22:03,591 (laughs) 561 00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:06,157 You pregnant, and me with psoriasis oh. 562 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:08,223 And one testicle that won't descend. 563 00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:10,757 I don't know who to feel more sorry for. 564 00:22:10,757 --> 00:22:11,924 Okay, that's enough. 565 00:22:11,924 --> 00:22:14,424 You know what? you got to stop being such a baby. 566 00:22:14,424 --> 00:22:16,157 I cannot fix this unless you are willing to man up. 567 00:22:16,157 --> 00:22:17,691 Okay. I'm sorry. 568 00:22:17,691 --> 00:22:19,691 (sighs) 569 00:22:19,691 --> 00:22:23,024 (gasps) here's what you're going to do. 570 00:22:23,024 --> 00:22:25,123 You're going straight to the nearest department store 571 00:22:25,123 --> 00:22:26,924 To buy her an engagement ring. 572 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:30,157 Then you're going to get down on one knee 573 00:22:30,157 --> 00:22:32,024 And you're going to ask that doe-eyed little harlot 574 00:22:32,024 --> 00:22:33,357 To marry you. 575 00:22:33,357 --> 00:22:36,891 No. I can't do that. 576 00:22:36,891 --> 00:22:38,290 What if she says no? 577 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,457 It might kill me. 578 00:22:43,757 --> 00:22:44,991 Take two of these. 579 00:22:46,123 --> 00:22:47,824 Then nothing can stop you. 580 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,934 I told you guys. 581 00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:53,401 We know. 582 00:22:53,401 --> 00:22:56,134 You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. 583 00:22:56,134 --> 00:22:57,800 Were they really that good? 584 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,700 They were, Quinn. look, I was fine with arranging, 585 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,533 Choreographing and directing this number free of charge. 586 00:23:02,533 --> 00:23:04,434 But we underestimated the boys. 587 00:23:04,434 --> 00:23:05,800 Their number will go to sectionals and once again, 588 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,301 I will be humiliated. 589 00:23:07,301 --> 00:23:09,267 How were we supposed to know they'd rock the house? 590 00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:10,834 They've never been good. 591 00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:12,267 How did they d-d-do it? 592 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,434 The real question is, "what were they on?" 593 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,067 Though i've been grouped with the boys, 594 00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:19,101 My allegiance still remains with you ladies. 595 00:23:19,101 --> 00:23:21,301 They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows 596 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:24,167 And all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly 597 00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:25,633 Because they involve several varieties 598 00:23:25,633 --> 00:23:26,800 Of exotic bird feathers. 599 00:23:28,801 --> 00:23:29,801 We all took something! 600 00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:38,538 My man, got next week's plays all worked out. 601 00:23:38,539 --> 00:23:40,527 Yeah. hey, Mr. Shue, got that paper 602 00:23:40,528 --> 00:23:41,793 On bariloche, argentina on your desk. 603 00:23:41,794 --> 00:23:42,994 But it's not due for two weeks. 604 00:23:42,994 --> 00:23:44,994 Damn straight. I am in the zone. 605 00:23:44,994 --> 00:23:46,461 Cheater. 606 00:23:46,461 --> 00:23:48,261 I don't know what you're talking about. 607 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,860 You took performance enhancers before your mash-up. 608 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,061 Kurt told me. 609 00:23:51,061 --> 00:23:53,894 It's deplorable, contemptible, 610 00:23:53,894 --> 00:23:54,994 And it's just plain wrong. 611 00:23:54,994 --> 00:23:56,627 It's also cheating. as a matter of fact, 612 00:23:56,627 --> 00:23:58,227 I'm going to start calling you f-rod. 613 00:23:58,227 --> 00:24:00,161 Hey, hey, back off. I'm nothing like a-rod, okay? 614 00:24:00,161 --> 00:24:01,361 I'd never take steroids. 615 00:24:01,361 --> 00:24:02,860 They make your junk fall off. 616 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,261 Listen, Rachel, you don't know what it's like for me, 617 00:24:05,261 --> 00:24:06,560 The kind of pressure I'm under. 618 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,994 Oh, we all have pressures, but you know how I deal with it? 619 00:24:08,994 --> 00:24:12,494 The natural way, with a rigorous diet and exercise routine. 620 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:13,794 (beeping) 621 00:24:13,794 --> 00:24:15,294 ("ain't nothing gonna hold me down" playing) 622 00:24:15,294 --> 00:24:17,827 Rachel: I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day. 623 00:24:17,827 --> 00:24:21,127 i have my protein shake with banana and flaxseed oil, 624 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,161 and by 6:10, I'm on the elliptical. 625 00:24:24,161 --> 00:24:26,194 you know how I motivate myself? 626 00:24:26,194 --> 00:24:27,428 not with anything artificial. 627 00:24:27,428 --> 00:24:28,927 i set a goal 628 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,727 and I won't rest until I reach it. 629 00:24:31,727 --> 00:24:33,693 Yeah, well, that's personal pressure. 630 00:24:33,693 --> 00:24:35,461 If you don't meet your goal, you're the only one who loses. 631 00:24:35,461 --> 00:24:37,827 I have to be the quarterback, the male lead, and deal with 632 00:24:37,827 --> 00:24:39,494 A pregnant girlfriend who yells at me about ice cream, 633 00:24:39,494 --> 00:24:42,394 So, yeah, maybe I helped me and my teammates out a little bit, 634 00:24:42,394 --> 00:24:43,960 But it's only because I'm sick and tired 635 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,094 Of working so hard and still losing. 636 00:24:46,094 --> 00:24:47,827 Yeah, but winning by cheating isn't winning. 637 00:24:47,827 --> 00:24:48,994 Oh, don't give me that. 638 00:24:48,994 --> 00:24:50,827 The only reason you're so pissed about this 639 00:24:50,827 --> 00:24:52,061 Is 'cause you know you can't compete with us. 640 00:24:52,061 --> 00:24:53,994 Oh, I am offended by that accusation. 641 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,794 We haven't performed yet, but if I may say, 642 00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:57,593 Our mash-up is spectacular. 643 00:24:57,593 --> 00:24:59,194 Still isn't going to be as good. 644 00:24:59,194 --> 00:25:01,161 We're gonna win. you're gonna lose. 645 00:25:01,161 --> 00:25:02,827 Deal with it. 646 00:25:07,428 --> 00:25:09,727 Everyone gets a dose. 647 00:25:09,727 --> 00:25:12,127 Oh, except for Quinn. you get folic acid. 648 00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:13,693 Mama. 649 00:25:13,693 --> 00:25:15,394 (quietly): it's good for the baby. 650 00:25:18,027 --> 00:25:19,461 Get the lead out, howard. 651 00:25:19,461 --> 00:25:20,994 We have patients waiting. 652 00:25:22,361 --> 00:25:25,127 Are you sure we should be doing this? 653 00:25:25,127 --> 00:25:27,593 Oh, it's over-the- counter. it's safe. 654 00:25:27,593 --> 00:25:29,094 You can trust me. 655 00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:30,660 I'm a nurse. 656 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,627 It's good for you. 657 00:25:41,727 --> 00:25:45,528 (whirring, buzzing) 658 00:25:45,528 --> 00:25:46,727 What's up with Ken? 659 00:25:46,727 --> 00:25:48,528 Doesn't he have a healthy glow? 660 00:25:48,528 --> 00:25:50,394 I put him on a new vitamin regimen. 661 00:25:50,394 --> 00:25:52,227 Is that safe? 662 00:25:52,227 --> 00:25:53,727 I mean, you're not really a nurse, Terri. 663 00:25:53,727 --> 00:25:55,461 Don't start criticizing my work, will. 664 00:25:55,461 --> 00:25:57,960 Not when I'm just getting my sea legs. 665 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,727 (sighs) 666 00:26:04,227 --> 00:26:05,693 Isn't this nice? 667 00:26:05,693 --> 00:26:07,061 I mean, when is the last time 668 00:26:07,061 --> 00:26:09,727 We got to have lunch together on a weekday? hmm. 669 00:26:09,727 --> 00:26:12,461 Oh, honey, you have a little mustard. 670 00:26:12,461 --> 00:26:15,161 Just... 671 00:26:15,161 --> 00:26:17,294 Geez, Terri. 672 00:26:17,294 --> 00:26:19,660 This is my workplace. I'm sorry, honey. 673 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:22,361 It's just that my hormones are going really crazy for you. 674 00:26:22,361 --> 00:26:23,760 Hey, look, look. 675 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,627 You being here is not good for our marriage. 676 00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:30,760 Spending time together is not good for our marriage? 677 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,494 Not every minute. 678 00:26:32,494 --> 00:26:34,227 There's no separation. 679 00:26:34,227 --> 00:26:35,560 I mean, we used to come home every night 680 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,061 And talk about our day. 681 00:26:37,061 --> 00:26:40,027 Now we have nothing to say to each other. 682 00:26:40,027 --> 00:26:43,428 A lot of ants on the sidewalk today. 683 00:26:48,327 --> 00:26:50,327 Pretty late in the season for that. 684 00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:54,094 I think this is just forcing us 685 00:26:54,094 --> 00:26:55,361 To expand our intellectual horizons. 686 00:26:55,361 --> 00:26:56,827 (sighs) 687 00:26:56,827 --> 00:26:58,428 Where are you going? the bathroom. 688 00:26:58,428 --> 00:27:00,794 I'll come with you. no! 689 00:27:00,794 --> 00:27:03,927 I love you, but I need my space. 690 00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:10,061 Mmm. 691 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:15,860 Now's your chance, Ken. 692 00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:18,027 What, here? now? yeah. 693 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:22,560 Hi, Emma. hi, Ken. 694 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:25,361 What are you doing? 695 00:27:25,361 --> 00:27:26,760 Look, Emma, i know our relationship 696 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,428 Hasn't been perfect-- you won't ride in my car, 697 00:27:28,428 --> 00:27:30,161 I can't touch you above the wrist. 698 00:27:30,161 --> 00:27:32,227 Remember, you cried for an hour that one time my elbow 699 00:27:32,227 --> 00:27:34,027 Accidentally brushed by your breast? 700 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,760 But I think about you all day long. 701 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,161 I kiss that picture of us at the state fair every night 702 00:27:38,161 --> 00:27:39,627 Before I go to sleep. 703 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:42,428 Oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. 704 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:43,760 This isn't happening. this is a dream. 705 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,593 Emma pillsbury, this is not an engagement ring. 706 00:27:46,593 --> 00:27:48,027 Oh, thank goodness. no, I mean it is. 707 00:27:48,027 --> 00:27:50,894 But it's more than that. it's a promise. 708 00:27:50,894 --> 00:27:54,627 Look, Emma, I know you have this thing about being clean. 709 00:27:54,627 --> 00:27:56,593 Now, I can't promise to pick up my underwear 710 00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,760 Or squeegee the shower door, 711 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,860 But I can promise to keep your life clean of sadness 712 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:04,394 And loneliness 713 00:28:04,394 --> 00:28:06,227 And any other dark clouds that might float into it. 714 00:28:09,593 --> 00:28:11,560 It's cubic zirconia. 715 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,593 i know how affected you were by black diamond. 716 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:18,361 Emma pillsbury, eminem... 717 00:28:18,361 --> 00:28:20,094 Will you marry me? 718 00:28:21,894 --> 00:28:23,361 (sighs) 719 00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,727 Thank you so much. it really is a pleasure. 720 00:28:26,727 --> 00:28:28,094 While the boys chose a selection of songs that cast 721 00:28:28,094 --> 00:28:29,527 An eye inward on the irresponsible 722 00:28:29,527 --> 00:28:31,460 Life choices and sexual hunger of today's modern teens, 723 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,328 We have chosen a selection of songs that speaks 724 00:28:33,328 --> 00:28:35,560 To the nation as a whole during these troubling times 725 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,161 Filled with economic uncertainty and unbridled social woe. 726 00:28:37,161 --> 00:28:39,394 Because if there's two things america needs right now, 727 00:28:39,394 --> 00:28:41,294 That is sunshine and optimism. 728 00:28:42,527 --> 00:28:44,394 Also angels. 729 00:28:44,394 --> 00:28:46,394 (gasping for air) 730 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,127 Okay. 731 00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:51,827 (intro to "halo" playing) 732 00:28:57,460 --> 00:29:00,194 ♪ oh... ♪ 733 00:29:00,194 --> 00:29:02,527 ♪ remember those walls I built? ♪ 734 00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:05,161 ♪ well, baby, they're tumbling down ♪ 735 00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:08,027 ♪ they didn't even put up a fight ♪ 736 00:29:08,027 --> 00:29:10,227 ♪ they didn't even make a sound ♪ 737 00:29:10,227 --> 00:29:12,394 ♪ it's like i've been awaKened ♪ 738 00:29:12,394 --> 00:29:15,127 ♪ every rule I had you breakin' ♪ 739 00:29:15,127 --> 00:29:16,994 ♪ it's the risk that I'm takin' ♪ 740 00:29:16,994 --> 00:29:19,860 ♪ I am never gonna shut you out ♪ 741 00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:22,694 ♪ everywhere I'm looking now ♪ 742 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:25,027 ♪ I'm surrounded by your embrace ♪ 743 00:29:25,027 --> 00:29:27,027 ♪ baby, I can feel your halo ♪ 744 00:29:27,027 --> 00:29:28,794 ♪ and don't it feel good ♪ 745 00:29:28,794 --> 00:29:30,927 * I can feel your halo * * halo * 746 00:29:30,927 --> 00:29:32,894 * halo * * I can see your halo, halo * 747 00:29:32,894 --> 00:29:35,593 * halo * * I can see your halo * 748 00:29:35,593 --> 00:29:37,261 * halo * * I can see your halo * 749 00:29:37,261 --> 00:29:38,560 ♪ and don't it feel good ♪ 750 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,527 ♪ I used to think maybe you loved me ♪ 751 00:29:42,527 --> 00:29:45,127 ♪ now, baby, I'm sure ♪ 752 00:29:47,493 --> 00:29:49,161 ♪ and I just can't wait ♪ 753 00:29:49,161 --> 00:29:52,760 ♪ till the day when you knock on my door ♪ 754 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,194 ♪ oh, now, now ♪ 755 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,560 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 756 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,994 ♪ whoa ♪ 757 00:29:58,994 --> 00:30:02,094 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 758 00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:03,694 ♪ whoa ♪ 759 00:30:03,694 --> 00:30:05,560 ♪ and don't it feel good ♪ 760 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,760 * I can feel your halo, halo * * all right now * 761 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,027 * oh... hey * * I can feel your halo, halo * 762 00:30:11,027 --> 00:30:14,027 * oh, yeah... * * I can see your * 763 00:30:14,027 --> 00:30:15,627 * I can feel your halo * * hey * 764 00:30:15,627 --> 00:30:17,760 * halo * * halo * 765 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,961 * I can feel your halo, halo * * hey, halo * 766 00:30:20,961 --> 00:30:23,694 * I can see your halo, halo * * I can see your halo * 767 00:30:23,694 --> 00:30:27,261 ♪ halo. ♪ 768 00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,294 Whoo! 769 00:30:30,294 --> 00:30:31,560 (will laughs) 770 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,460 Ladies, i-i don't even know what to say. 771 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:37,261 You did such a good job. 772 00:30:37,261 --> 00:30:38,527 I don't know what you guys did, 773 00:30:38,527 --> 00:30:40,161 But whatever it was, keep doing it. 774 00:30:40,161 --> 00:30:42,560 Our celebrity judge has her work cut out for her. 775 00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:44,927 (bell ringing) 776 00:30:44,927 --> 00:30:46,493 Hey, great job, guys. 777 00:30:47,527 --> 00:30:49,094 Okay! all right. 778 00:30:49,094 --> 00:30:52,527 Whoo! 779 00:30:52,527 --> 00:30:54,560 Ha! 780 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,527 Hey, Emma, um... 781 00:30:56,527 --> 00:30:57,927 Can you walk with me? 782 00:30:57,927 --> 00:30:59,627 Yeah. 783 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:04,094 I think your, uh... i think your plan worked. 784 00:31:04,094 --> 00:31:05,894 Yeah. (both laughing) 785 00:31:05,894 --> 00:31:07,827 Instilling a sense of good, clean competition 786 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:09,593 In these kids, i think, um... 787 00:31:09,593 --> 00:31:11,161 I think you really motivated them. 788 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,927 Well, actually, I consider you a co-conspirator. 789 00:31:13,927 --> 00:31:16,593 We came up with the idea together. 790 00:31:16,593 --> 00:31:18,860 So... 791 00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:21,660 Is it true about Ken asking to marry you? 792 00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:24,027 Yeah. 793 00:31:24,027 --> 00:31:25,194 Yeah, it is. 794 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,061 What are you going to do? 795 00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:31,827 I don't know. 796 00:31:31,827 --> 00:31:34,127 Can you, um... 797 00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:36,994 Can you think of any other options I might have? 798 00:31:36,994 --> 00:31:38,994 (sighs) 799 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:43,493 Is... is that a reason to marry someone? 800 00:31:45,227 --> 00:31:46,961 That's not what I'm asking. 801 00:31:53,061 --> 00:31:55,061 (bell ringing) 802 00:31:55,061 --> 00:31:57,061 (footfalls approaching) 803 00:31:58,827 --> 00:32:00,760 Emma. 804 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,827 Terri. 805 00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:05,860 Um, how are you? 806 00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:07,694 What can i, uh... 807 00:32:07,694 --> 00:32:10,127 What can i... 808 00:32:10,127 --> 00:32:11,294 Do for you? 809 00:32:11,294 --> 00:32:13,560 I just wanted to cut to the chase. 810 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,061 Things have been a little awkward since 811 00:32:15,061 --> 00:32:17,394 I started working here. i just wanted to clear the air. 812 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:20,460 Oh. that's, um... 813 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:22,927 That's actually really nice. why don't you just... 814 00:32:22,927 --> 00:32:25,094 You have no chance with my husband. 815 00:32:25,094 --> 00:32:26,194 Do I make myself clear? 816 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,927 Oh, you might think there's some kind 817 00:32:27,927 --> 00:32:29,694 Of competition going on between you and i, 818 00:32:29,694 --> 00:32:30,894 But that's like saying 819 00:32:30,894 --> 00:32:32,860 That a nail is competing with a hammer. 820 00:32:35,727 --> 00:32:37,328 Terri, will is a good man. 821 00:32:37,328 --> 00:32:38,361 Uh-huh. 822 00:32:38,361 --> 00:32:42,727 He's kind and he's generous... 823 00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:45,027 And he deserves a lot better than you. 824 00:32:45,027 --> 00:32:48,660 Emma, will is my husband. 825 00:32:50,227 --> 00:32:52,027 Look at you. 826 00:32:52,027 --> 00:32:54,560 You are so superior because you're nice to a man 827 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,127 That you see for an hour or two a day. 828 00:32:56,127 --> 00:32:58,094 You're just an innocent 829 00:32:58,094 --> 00:33:00,527 Little dove. hmm? 830 00:33:00,527 --> 00:33:03,261 You're so innocent that you would steal a man away 831 00:33:03,261 --> 00:33:05,194 From his pregnant wife. 832 00:33:05,194 --> 00:33:06,394 Yeah. 833 00:33:06,394 --> 00:33:08,227 Do yourself a favor, honey. 834 00:33:08,227 --> 00:33:09,894 Marry Ken tanaka. 835 00:33:11,027 --> 00:33:12,328 Oh, sure, he's dumb like sand, 836 00:33:12,328 --> 00:33:13,961 And his fondue pot of nationalities 837 00:33:13,961 --> 00:33:16,927 Is gonna open your kids up to a host of genetic diseases, 838 00:33:16,927 --> 00:33:20,460 But he's kind and he's generous. 839 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:23,161 And he's available. 840 00:33:38,968 --> 00:33:40,068 Mrs. Schuester. 841 00:33:40,068 --> 00:33:41,268 Mm-hmm? 842 00:33:41,268 --> 00:33:43,068 I need to talk to you... 843 00:33:43,068 --> 00:33:44,268 About the baby. 844 00:33:44,268 --> 00:33:45,502 Is everything okay? 845 00:33:45,502 --> 00:33:47,634 Wait, you're not having it right now, are you? 846 00:33:47,634 --> 00:33:48,734 What? no! 847 00:33:48,734 --> 00:33:50,435 Aren't you supposed to be a nurse? 848 00:33:50,435 --> 00:33:51,469 Mm-hmm. 849 00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:56,968 I've been thinking about your offer. 850 00:33:56,968 --> 00:33:58,502 Yeah? 851 00:33:58,502 --> 00:34:01,068 I like my life. 852 00:34:01,068 --> 00:34:04,102 I like being a cheerleader. 853 00:34:04,102 --> 00:34:07,068 And I can't believe I'm actually saying this, 854 00:34:07,068 --> 00:34:09,768 But I really like being in glee club. 855 00:34:09,768 --> 00:34:12,535 I have all of these great things in my life, 856 00:34:12,535 --> 00:34:16,701 And it already feels like too much. 857 00:34:16,701 --> 00:34:19,202 (whispers): i can't raise a baby. 858 00:34:22,668 --> 00:34:24,634 You know, honestly, I don't even know how 859 00:34:24,634 --> 00:34:26,202 You kids do it nowadays. 860 00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:28,402 I didn't have it this bad 861 00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:29,801 When I was your age. 862 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,135 There weren't as many tv channels either, though. 863 00:34:33,435 --> 00:34:34,935 Is Finn okay with this? 864 00:34:34,935 --> 00:34:36,968 'cause, you know, I don't want any baby daddy drama 865 00:34:36,968 --> 00:34:38,402 When you hand it over to me. 866 00:34:38,402 --> 00:34:41,701 He's the reason I'm doing this. 867 00:34:41,701 --> 00:34:43,634 He's such a good guy, 868 00:34:43,634 --> 00:34:46,302 And he internalizes all this pressure. 869 00:34:46,302 --> 00:34:47,701 He's gonna have a heart attack. 870 00:34:49,168 --> 00:34:52,868 I never want Mr. Schuester to find out about this, though. 871 00:34:52,868 --> 00:34:54,868 I don't want to hurt him, either. 872 00:34:54,868 --> 00:34:57,202 Well, your secret's safe with me. 873 00:34:57,202 --> 00:34:59,502 I have a lot more to lose. 874 00:34:59,502 --> 00:35:01,901 One more thing. 875 00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:05,001 You know how you gave me those vitamins for the baby? 876 00:35:05,001 --> 00:35:06,035 Mm-hmm. 877 00:35:06,035 --> 00:35:07,768 I really appreciated that, 878 00:35:07,768 --> 00:35:11,701 But I'm gonna have all these doctor's bills, 879 00:35:11,701 --> 00:35:13,502 And I'm gonna need some new maternity clothes. 880 00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:15,068 You want money from me? 881 00:35:15,068 --> 00:35:17,068 it's gonna be your baby. 882 00:35:17,068 --> 00:35:19,202 Which means I'm gonna be paying the bills for 18 years. 883 00:35:19,202 --> 00:35:21,035 I think you can handle nine months. 884 00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:24,068 Look, you're making the right call here, Quinn. 885 00:35:24,068 --> 00:35:26,001 It's what's best for everybody. 886 00:35:34,727 --> 00:35:36,727 (sighs) 887 00:35:36,727 --> 00:35:38,093 (gasps softly) 888 00:35:41,227 --> 00:35:43,027 Hi. 889 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,993 Hi. 890 00:35:48,993 --> 00:35:52,394 Um, I can't... I can't stay long in this room 891 00:35:52,394 --> 00:35:53,861 Because of the germs, you know, 892 00:35:53,861 --> 00:35:55,427 And because of the odor. 893 00:35:57,194 --> 00:35:59,427 But I have a question. 894 00:35:59,427 --> 00:36:02,594 Anything for you, Emma. 895 00:36:04,527 --> 00:36:07,260 So what would, um... 896 00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:09,160 What would getting married mean 897 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,260 Exactly? 898 00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:14,993 Because I would want to keep my last name. 899 00:36:14,993 --> 00:36:19,127 And i'd want to continue living in different parts of town, 900 00:36:19,127 --> 00:36:21,794 And, um, i think it would be best 901 00:36:21,794 --> 00:36:23,694 If we didn't see each other after school. 902 00:36:23,694 --> 00:36:25,794 Sure. 903 00:36:25,794 --> 00:36:27,327 And I wouldn't want a big ceremony, you know, 904 00:36:27,327 --> 00:36:30,494 Like in a church with people. 905 00:36:30,494 --> 00:36:32,260 We wouldn't have to invite anybody, you know, 906 00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:33,627 Or tell anybody, actually. 907 00:36:33,627 --> 00:36:35,093 It could be more like a secret, you know, 908 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:36,527 Like a secret marriage. 909 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:39,527 That's actually a better deal than I expected. 910 00:36:40,561 --> 00:36:43,427 You're a really good man, Ken. 911 00:36:44,461 --> 00:36:46,960 And I don't want to spend 912 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,894 The rest of my life alone, 913 00:36:49,894 --> 00:36:52,894 And I know that you don't either. 914 00:36:56,694 --> 00:37:00,093 So... 915 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:01,661 Is that a yes? 916 00:37:07,327 --> 00:37:09,260 What's up, a-rage? 917 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:12,093 Hey, sweet mash-up. you guys were so energetic. 918 00:37:12,093 --> 00:37:14,153 We were just taking a lesson from major league baseball. 919 00:37:14,154 --> 00:37:17,174 It's not cheating if everyone's doing it. 920 00:37:17,184 --> 00:37:18,950 We were just leveling out the playing field. 921 00:37:19,327 --> 00:37:20,993 You really believe that? 922 00:37:22,484 --> 00:37:23,851 No. 923 00:37:24,294 --> 00:37:25,860 I feel Terrible. 924 00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:28,143 Even if we win, it's not gonna be satisfying. 925 00:37:28,144 --> 00:37:28,714 I know. 926 00:37:29,181 --> 00:37:31,215 I don't even remember performing. 927 00:37:32,004 --> 00:37:33,671 What do you think we should do? 928 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:36,669 I think... the only way to make things right 929 00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:38,548 Is to just withdraw from the competition. 930 00:37:38,549 --> 00:37:40,081 You know, admit that we were wrong 931 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:42,982 And disqualify our respective teams immediately. 932 00:37:43,282 --> 00:37:44,448 No one gets to win. 933 00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:47,494 Cool. 934 00:37:49,399 --> 00:37:50,651 I'm sorry about what I said the other day. 935 00:37:50,652 --> 00:37:53,822 About calling you contemptible and deplorable. 936 00:37:54,327 --> 00:37:55,594 Ah, that's all right. 937 00:37:55,594 --> 00:37:57,794 I didn't even know what those words meant. 938 00:37:57,794 --> 00:38:00,828 What I meant to say is that 939 00:38:00,828 --> 00:38:04,027 I guess I get caught up in the competitive hysteria, too. 940 00:38:04,027 --> 00:38:06,160 My goals are too selfish. 941 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,561 You know, it's time for me to stop competing against everyone 942 00:38:09,561 --> 00:38:11,494 And start competing alongside them. 943 00:38:11,494 --> 00:38:13,194 (bell ringing) 944 00:38:19,314 --> 00:38:22,147 What the hell were you thinking? 945 00:38:22,147 --> 00:38:24,113 You gave drugs to my students? 946 00:38:24,113 --> 00:38:25,681 I'll say it again. 947 00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:27,514 They're over-the-counter, FDA-approved. 948 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,547 And if I didn't give it to them, I'm sure the kids 949 00:38:29,547 --> 00:38:31,247 Would just find a way to get it for themselves. 950 00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:32,514 No, no, they wouldn't. 951 00:38:32,514 --> 00:38:33,514 These are good kids. 952 00:38:33,514 --> 00:38:35,080 Nothing bad happened. 953 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,047 Howard bamboo got arrested. 954 00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:41,180 Well, that. 955 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:42,881 Wait. what? 956 00:38:42,881 --> 00:38:44,414 Pseudoephedrine is an ingredient 957 00:38:44,414 --> 00:38:46,347 In the manufacturing of methamphetamines. 958 00:38:46,347 --> 00:38:47,948 Howard got picked up 959 00:38:47,948 --> 00:38:50,681 By the feds on suspicion of running a crystal meth lab. 960 00:38:50,681 --> 00:38:53,347 I never told howard to get them all in one place. 961 00:38:53,347 --> 00:38:55,214 Okay, enough, Terri. 962 00:38:55,214 --> 00:38:57,147 How are we supposed to raise a baby 963 00:38:57,147 --> 00:38:59,314 When I can't trust you to look after 964 00:38:59,314 --> 00:39:00,848 A group of teenagers? 965 00:39:00,848 --> 00:39:02,848 You are oblivious to consequences. 966 00:39:02,848 --> 00:39:04,647 I was only trying to help you, will. 967 00:39:04,647 --> 00:39:05,747 Don't! 968 00:39:07,481 --> 00:39:10,347 Every time I light a fire in my life, 969 00:39:10,347 --> 00:39:14,781 You find a way to make sure it burns the forest down. 970 00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:18,714 Figgins: I have serious concerns 971 00:39:18,714 --> 00:39:20,314 About your judgment, mrs. Schuester. 972 00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:22,980 I must ask you to resign as school nurse. 973 00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:25,347 Fine. 974 00:39:25,347 --> 00:39:27,948 I was working too hard anyway. 975 00:39:29,848 --> 00:39:31,247 Hold onto your horses, Shue. 976 00:39:31,247 --> 00:39:34,514 I have to question your judgment in the matter as well. 977 00:39:34,514 --> 00:39:36,980 What? I had no idea this was even going on. 978 00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:38,380 Exactly. 979 00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:41,581 The children rely on you to create the culture. 980 00:39:41,581 --> 00:39:44,481 And you, with your obsession with winning 981 00:39:44,481 --> 00:39:46,914 And-and competition, has fostered 982 00:39:46,914 --> 00:39:48,581 An unsafe environment. 983 00:39:48,581 --> 00:39:52,781 I'm bringing in someone else to co-chair the glee club. 984 00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:57,013 Someone with a track record of responsibility and excellence. 985 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,514 We're really sorry, Mr. Shue. 986 00:40:01,514 --> 00:40:03,514 We didn't mean to get you into trouble. 987 00:40:03,514 --> 00:40:08,347 I'm really disappointed in you guys. 988 00:40:08,347 --> 00:40:10,781 Glee is supposed to be about what's inside your heart, 989 00:40:10,781 --> 00:40:12,280 Not what's coursing through your veins. 990 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,080 We know. and I think I speak for everyone when I say 991 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,647 That we'd be happy to move forward 992 00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:18,047 And put this episode behind us. 993 00:40:18,047 --> 00:40:20,347 Well, it's not that simple. 994 00:40:20,347 --> 00:40:22,914 Because of this debacle, it's been decided 995 00:40:22,914 --> 00:40:25,247 That I'm no longer fit to run glee club myself. 996 00:40:25,247 --> 00:40:27,581 We've been assigned 997 00:40:27,581 --> 00:40:28,980 A co-director. 998 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:30,948 Who? 999 00:40:30,948 --> 00:40:32,113 Hey, kids. 1000 00:40:32,113 --> 00:40:34,113 (chuckles) i got to tell you, 1001 00:40:34,113 --> 00:40:36,948 I'm just thrilled to be coming on board 1002 00:40:36,948 --> 00:40:41,347 To co-captain your little, uh, showbiz cruise. 1003 00:40:41,347 --> 00:40:43,380 Ah, I can't wait to start singing and dancing 1004 00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:45,681 And maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit. 1005 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:53,714 Will? 1006 00:41:00,581 --> 00:41:03,380 I wanted you to, um, to hear this from me. 1007 00:41:04,747 --> 00:41:08,614 You know Ken, um, asked me to marry him. 1008 00:41:09,848 --> 00:41:12,214 I said yes. 1009 00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:17,180 That's... 1010 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:20,647 That's great. 1011 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:59,380 (bell ringing) 1012 00:42:11,314 --> 00:42:13,647 ♪ ain't nothin' gonna break my stride ♪ 1013 00:42:13,647 --> 00:42:16,581 ♪ nobody gonna slow me down ♪ 1014 00:42:16,581 --> 00:42:20,180 ♪ oh, no, I got to keep on movin' ♪ 1015 00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:22,414 ♪ ain't nothin' gonna break a-my stride ♪ 1016 00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:24,001 ♪ I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground... ♪ 1017 00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:25,500 Sync by honeybunny ****************** www.addic7ed.com 1018 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:28,248 ReSync for 720p by WheezerTheGeezer www.addic7ed.com