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Rachel and the Glee Club know
that Quinn's pregnant, but they
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- All think Finn's the father,
when really it's Puck.
- Oh!
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Yikes! And Terri's only fake
pregnant and wants Quinn
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to give her her baby so Will
won't find out.
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How come you haven't had any
morning sickness?
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Oh, and also,
Ken is dating Emma,
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but she's really got eyes
for Mr. Shue.
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and that's
what you missed on...
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Five, six, seven, eight.
step, turn,
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Out, in, ball-change,
step ball-change step.
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You, you, you, you.
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And ba-ba-ba. turn...
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Come on, guys,
you're sleepwalking on me here.
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Give me some energy.
we've got sectionals in two...
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Please, sectionals
is going to be a breeze.
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Maybe so.
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(yawns)
but if we coast
through sectionals,
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We're gonna get
killed at regionals.
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We have got to be on our game.
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(zany voices)
(laughing)
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Sorry.
funny youtube.
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It's the grape stomping one.
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(zany voices continue)
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The kids have gotten
really complacent.
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It's like the fire
has totally gone out.
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Um, um, I'm sorry,
you've just, uh...
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You've got a little
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Mustard in your cute
Kirk Douglas chin dimple.
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(laughs)
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Wha...? huh?
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I get it?
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Um...
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Here, let me.
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Hold on.
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There.
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Thanks.
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Um, so...
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Uh, when did... when did
this start to happen?
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A week ago.
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Rachel: One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven...
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
great news, guys.
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Just got the competition
bracket for sectionals,
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And we are in really good shape.
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There's only two other teams.
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We beat them,
we make it to regionals.
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(laughter and cheers)
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Uh, who are the other teams?
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Drumroll please, Finn.
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(drumroll)
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School for the deaf in Dayton
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And someplace called
Jane Addams Academy.
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Jane Addams?
that's a halfway house
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For girls just getting out
of juvie.
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Th-th-this is great.
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People who can't hear
what they're singing
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And criminals
who don't care.
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It's gonna be
a cakewalk.
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High fi...
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Will: They think they've
got it in the bag,
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so they've simply
stopped trying.
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I've got to figure out
some way to motivate them.
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Okay, well, you,
um, you could...
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Oh, what about
a sticker board?
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That's how my parents
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Got me to do chores
when I was a kid.
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Right, so I'd do a chore
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And then I'd get a star,
and then...
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oh, dear God,
please, please...
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Stop talking.
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I'm trying desperately
to ignore
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The treacly sweet inanity
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Of our asinine
conversation,
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But now I've got bile
in my mouth
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And I will hold my tongue
no further.
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You know what this is?
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It's a list
of my cheerios.
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Every week I pick
someone at random
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And I kick them out.
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Yeah, well, in Glee Club we do
things a little bit differently.
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Oh, yeah, Will?
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How's that working out
for you?
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You have to
remember something.
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We're dealing with children.
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They need to be terrified.
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It's like mother's milk
to them.
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Without it, their bones
won't grow properly.
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So if you want results
with a kid,
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You find that competitive
animal within and unleash it.
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Okay.
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Ellen, that blouse
is just insane.
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I can't believe she's allowed
to teach at this school.
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You know...
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She may have a point.
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Sync by honeybunny
Corrected by BodyBump www.addic7ed.com
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Competition.
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Every one of these people
or elements
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Was a champion
in their own right.
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But they used competing
with each other
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To make themselves
even better.
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I don't understand
how lightning
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Is in competition with an
above-ground swimming pool.
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Just go with it.
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You guys have become
complacent.
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You were great at
the invitational,
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But you got to up your game
if you want
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To get through sectionals.
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Okay, split up.
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Guys on the left side,
girls on the right side.
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Let's go, come on.
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All right.
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Kurt.
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Here's the deal.
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Two teams-- boys versus girls.
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One week from today,
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You will each perform
a mash-up of your choice.
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What's a mash-up?
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A mash-up is when
you take two songs
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And mash them together
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To make an even
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Richer explosion
of musical expression.
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Boys will perform on Tuesday,
girls the next day.
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I want you guys
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To go all out, okay,
costumes, choreography.
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Whoever wins
the competition
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Gets to choose the number
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That we do for
sectionals.
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Wait, who's going
to be the judge?
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Your gender
makes you biased.
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Ah...
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There is going to be
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A celebrity judge.
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Wh-who?
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Oh, you're going to have
to show up to find out.
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We got this in the bag.
totally.
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I'm going to start storyboarding
our choreography tonight.
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Hey, I hope you guys
are up for this competition.
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The girls look pretty pumped.
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We're planning on smacking them
down like the Hand of God.
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(yawns)
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Hey, Finn, you all right?
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You seem a little
out of it.
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Yeah, I'm just
a little worn out.
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Puck: Come on, dude.
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We're late
for football practice.
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Sue: "Dear journal,
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"feeling listless
again today.
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"it began at dawn
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"when I tried making a smoothie
out of beef bones,
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"breaking my juicer.
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"and then
at cheerios practice--
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"disaster.
(sighs)
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"it was unmistakable.
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"it was like spotting the first
spark on the Hindenburg:
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"a quiver.
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"that quiver
will lose us Nationals.
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"and without a championship,
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"I'll lose my endorsements.
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"and without
those endorsements,
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I won't be able to buy
my hovercraft."
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Feeling all right, Quinn?
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I'm just really tired
from Glee Club.
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Sue: "Glee Club.
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"every time I try to destroy
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"that clutch of scab-eating,
mouth-breathers,
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"it only comes back stronger
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"like some sexually ambiguous
horror movie villain.
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"here I am, about to turn 30,
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"and I've sacrificed everything
only to be Shang Haied
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"by the the bi-curious
machinations
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"of a Cabal of Doughy,
misshapen teens.
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"Am I missing something,
journal?
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"Is it me?
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"Of course it's not me.
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"It's Will Schuester.
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"What is it about him, journal?
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"Is it the arrogant smirk?
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"The store-bought home perm?
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"you know, journal,
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"I noticed something yesterday.
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...chin dimple.
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Sue: Of course,
it's coming clear to me now.
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If I can't destroy the club,
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I'll just have
to destroy the man.
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Let me be frank.
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Your husband is
hiding his kielbasa
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In a hickory farms gift basket
that doesn't belong to you.
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What?!
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With who?
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Guidance counselor.
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Real floozy and
a man-eater.
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Wears creepy brooches
like the kind
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My nana was buried in.
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More tea.
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Oh, sorry.
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It's the same old song.
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Wife puts on a couple
extra pounds...
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Oh, I'm pregnant.
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Oh, that's no excuse.
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I've always thought the
desire to procreate showed
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Deep personal weakness.
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Me-- never wanted kids.
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Don't have the time,
don't have the uterus.
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Are you sure about this?
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A woman always knows.
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(sighs)
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Let me put it to
you this way--
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If it's not a
full-blown affair,
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Well, it's certainly
heading in that direction.
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You need a machete
to cut through
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The haze of lust
that surrounds them.
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Oh, God, what am
I going to do?!
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I think you should both pack up
and move out of the district.
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Unless you want to lose your man
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To a mentally ill ginger pygmy
with eyes like a bush baby.
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Now you're absolutely
sure about this?
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I mean, you have proof?
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Get into that school
and sniff out
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Those sex pheromones
for yourself.
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We happen to have an opening.
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Our school nurse,
Mrs. Lancaster, is in a coma.
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Oh, she took a terrible tumble
down the stairwell yesterday.
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(bell ringing)
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(screams)
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But I'm not a nurse.
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I work at sheets n' things.
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I'm not an American citizen.
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I was born in the
Panama Canal zone.
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But I managed to
get a passport.
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I've run for office twice.
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My advice to you,
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If you want to keep
your husband...
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...get creative.
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Mrs. Schuester,
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I appreciate your interest
in the nursing position.
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But your previous
experience
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Is limited to folding
hand towels.
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As assistant manager
at sheets n' things,
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I've had first aid training.
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Mm-hmm.
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I've also used a defibrillator.
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Hmm.
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So what did you want
to talk to me about?
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Oh, good news.
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I figured out a way
to get the kids motivated.
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They're going to compete
against each other
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In a glee-off.
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- Oh.
- And guess who the celebrity
judge is going to be?
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You.
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Me?
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You are the most
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Honest and impartial person
I know.
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Well, isn't this
a surprise.
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Terri, wh-what
are you doing here?
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Hi. I don't think we've
been properly introduced.
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I'm Terri Schuester,
Will's pregnant wife.
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Hi.
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Oh, honey,
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Someone got a little lipstick
on your cup.
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(gasps)
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I got it.
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00:09:48,401 --> 00:09:50,701
Um, is everything okay, Terri?
262
00:09:50,701 --> 00:09:52,267
You-you never visit me at work.
263
00:09:52,267 --> 00:09:53,867
Oh, I'm not visiting.
264
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,301
No.
265
00:09:56,301 --> 00:09:58,501
You've been so stressed
about our finances lately,
266
00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:01,401
That I thought I would pitch in
by getting a second job.
267
00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:05,434
I'm the new school nurse.
268
00:10:05,434 --> 00:10:07,601
But you're not a nurse.
269
00:10:07,601 --> 00:10:08,967
You don't have
any training.
270
00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,034
Oh, please, will.
271
00:10:10,034 --> 00:10:12,734
It's a public school.
272
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,800
Isn't this going to be great?
273
00:10:15,801 --> 00:10:17,801
This means I am gonna be around
all the time now.
274
00:10:24,134 --> 00:10:25,934
"Know your routes."
275
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,350
Now that is the key
to this play, gentlemen.
276
00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,983
The receivers run
the fly route downfield
277
00:10:31,983 --> 00:10:34,417
And then block
as the play develops, okay?
278
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:37,384
Know your assignments.
it's not...
279
00:10:37,384 --> 00:10:38,851
Finn: I'm losing it.
280
00:10:38,851 --> 00:10:40,983
I'm tired all the time.
281
00:10:40,983 --> 00:10:42,350
I can't keep my eyes open.
282
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,017
Ken (distant echoing): That's your only job
283
00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:45,851
Is to know your assignments.
284
00:10:45,851 --> 00:10:47,250
Will: No sharps and no flats.
285
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,083
Finn: I know how lucky I am.
286
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,751
Captain of the football team,
Glee stud.
287
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,350
I know I should be excited
about Quinn.
288
00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:55,083
she's hot, popular,
289
00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,417
and she's carrying my baby
and all,
290
00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:59,451
but I can't get Rachel
out of my head.
291
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,784
She kind of freaks me out
in a swimfan kind of way,
292
00:11:01,784 --> 00:11:04,818
but she can really sing
and her body is smoking...
293
00:11:04,818 --> 00:11:07,017
if you're not into boobs.
294
00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:08,784
my body's a mess.
295
00:11:08,784 --> 00:11:10,818
I found a hair on my ear
the other day,
296
00:11:10,818 --> 00:11:13,117
and I have to rub biofreeze
on my shins
297
00:11:13,117 --> 00:11:15,484
a couple times a day--
growing pains.
298
00:11:15,484 --> 00:11:20,184
It smells pretty bad, but
I mask it with Drakkar Noir.
299
00:11:20,184 --> 00:11:22,751
being a guy my age is tough.
300
00:11:22,751 --> 00:11:25,551
between Glee and football
and school and being popular,
301
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:27,050
I'm just kind of overwhelmed.
302
00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:28,417
Everyone wants something
from me,
303
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,784
and I don't have the energy
to do it all.
304
00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:32,751
I don't know how important
people like presidents
305
00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:35,184
or newscasters
or mob bosses do it.
306
00:11:35,184 --> 00:11:37,950
my mom says I'm stretched too
thin, so I gave up homework,
307
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,651
but that didn't help.
308
00:11:39,651 --> 00:11:42,417
All I know is last night
I got vaporized on level two.
309
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,083
level two.
310
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:47,150
And I didn't even
have the energy to care.
311
00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:49,417
(Distant, echoing): He's drooling.
312
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,150
(Echoing): Dude, wake up.
313
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,284
(Distant): Sure, yeah, that sounds good.
314
00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:56,250
I said we can't let
those girls beat us.
315
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,584
Sorry. Sometimes
when I'm thinking real hard,
316
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,851
It helps to close my eyes.
317
00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:01,983
We're doing a mash-up
of "It's My Life"
318
00:12:01,983 --> 00:12:03,983
And Usher's "Confessions."
319
00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:05,551
Puck (echoes): We should
get some trash can lids
320
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:06,751
and stomp the yard up
in this piece.
321
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:08,150
Puck, with respect,
322
00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:09,884
You're more helpful
when you don't contribute.
323
00:12:09,884 --> 00:12:11,083
Puck (echoes): Dude.
324
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,417
What's wrong
with you?
325
00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:13,684
Go see the nurse.
326
00:12:13,684 --> 00:12:15,217
Every day I say
I have a headache.
327
00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:16,384
I sleep for three hours.
328
00:12:16,384 --> 00:12:20,017
I haven't attended
a math class in two years.
329
00:12:20,017 --> 00:12:21,317
(sighs)
330
00:12:21,317 --> 00:12:23,150
Thanks, guys.
331
00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:25,918
Keep up the good work.
332
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:28,317
(Bell ringing)
333
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,950
Okay, girls, we need
to get started.
334
00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:36,184
We're getting warmed up.
335
00:12:36,184 --> 00:12:38,551
Where's Quinn?
336
00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:41,317
Probably down at the mall
looking for elastic-waist pants.
337
00:12:41,317 --> 00:12:44,083
(Girls giggle)
338
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:47,317
Mr. Shuester's right, you guys.
339
00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:48,818
We can't get complacent.
340
00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:50,584
Chill out.
I already picked the songs.
341
00:12:50,584 --> 00:12:51,784
We're gonna do
a mash-up of "Halo"
342
00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:52,784
And "Walking on Sunshine."
343
00:12:52,784 --> 00:12:54,617
That was my idea.
344
00:12:54,617 --> 00:12:55,818
Whatever.
345
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,918
Come on.
We can do this in our sleep.
346
00:12:57,918 --> 00:12:59,284
You think those six dudes
347
00:12:59,284 --> 00:13:00,717
Are gonna give us
any competition?
348
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,250
I say we just
wing it.
349
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,117
We can't just wing it.
350
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,050
All those in favor
of winging it?
351
00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:08,217
All those opposed?
352
00:13:09,617 --> 00:13:12,651
Looks like the ayes have it.
353
00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:22,584
Hi. How can I help you?
354
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,818
- Hey, Mrs. Shuester.
- Uh-huh.
355
00:13:24,818 --> 00:13:26,551
I'm Finn Hudson.
I'm in Glee with your husband.
356
00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:28,851
- Oh, Hi, Finn.
Oh, wait a minute.
357
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:31,417
Are you the one
who's dating Quinn Fabray?
358
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:33,050
Yeah. Why?
359
00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:34,918
Oh, you have really good
bone structure.
360
00:13:34,918 --> 00:13:36,751
Yeah, um,
361
00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:38,417
I've been really
tired lately,
362
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:41,284
And I was wondering if I could
lie down in here for a while.
363
00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:42,884
Why don't you have a seat?
364
00:13:44,284 --> 00:13:46,384
Why don't you tell me
a little bit
365
00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:47,551
About your sleep habits?
366
00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:48,617
What time do you go to bed?
367
00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:50,083
Um, I don't know.
368
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:53,250
Usually, after skinemax starts
playing regular movies again.
369
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,950
And I'm normally tired,
370
00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:58,050
But lately
I can't just fall asleep.
371
00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,784
It's like my brain
won't shut up.
372
00:13:59,784 --> 00:14:00,918
Well, what are you
thinking about?
373
00:14:03,017 --> 00:14:04,851
Oh, you can be honest with me.
374
00:14:04,851 --> 00:14:06,983
There's a code of silence
in my office.
375
00:14:06,983 --> 00:14:11,417
Okay, uh, football plays...
376
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,617
Uh-huh.
377
00:14:12,617 --> 00:14:14,484
...um, girls,
378
00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:17,684
Dance steps... girls.
379
00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:20,417
Girls? but you're dating
Quinn Fabray.
380
00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:22,117
Yeah, but...
381
00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:27,517
Do you think a guy can be
into two girls at once?
382
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,017
No.
383
00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:30,551
And remember,
flirting is cheating.
384
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:34,284
And the revenge of the jilted
woman is usually pretty messy.
385
00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:35,950
So can I take my nap now?
386
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,784
Do you want to sleep
through your life, Finn?
387
00:14:37,784 --> 00:14:39,818
No, but I read once
388
00:14:39,818 --> 00:14:41,884
That teenagers need more sleep
than infants.
389
00:14:41,884 --> 00:14:43,384
When I was in high school,
390
00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:46,417
I captained the cheerleading
squad, I kept a perfect 4.0 gpa,
391
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:47,884
I cultivated my popularity,
392
00:14:47,884 --> 00:14:50,217
And I maintained
a loving relationship
393
00:14:50,217 --> 00:14:52,617
With the boy who would
become my husband.
394
00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:54,751
Wow.
395
00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:57,751
I don't even know
how I did that.
396
00:14:57,751 --> 00:15:01,017
Wait a minute.
Yes, I do.
397
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,684
Pseudoephedrine.
398
00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:06,150
It's the stuff
they put in decongestants
399
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:07,451
To make them non-drowsy.
400
00:15:07,451 --> 00:15:09,818
It's kind of like a...
well, like a vitamin.
401
00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:13,384
I would pop two of these
blue meanies every morning
402
00:15:13,384 --> 00:15:15,050
And then I would be
a firecracker
403
00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,384
For the rest of the day.
404
00:15:16,384 --> 00:15:18,150
- Are they safe?
- They're over-the-counter.
405
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,918
They stock them next
to the candy bars.
406
00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:23,384
Sweetie, I'm the
school nurse.
407
00:15:23,384 --> 00:15:24,884
I know what i'm doing.
408
00:15:30,651 --> 00:15:32,517
Hey, guys, how's it going?
409
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,117
(Inhales): God, it's a beautiful day.
410
00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:35,184
Let's run through the number.
411
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,684
I can't wait
to do the number.
412
00:15:36,684 --> 00:15:37,918
I'm ready
and excited.
413
00:15:37,918 --> 00:15:39,184
Are you guys?
Stand up. Come on.
414
00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:40,784
Let's get this
joint jumping.
415
00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:43,451
Has your soul been taken over
by caffeinated space aliens?
416
00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,484
No, just visited
the school nurse.
417
00:15:45,484 --> 00:15:47,651
Got this great vitamin.
I feel fantastic.
418
00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:49,050
I can't wait to do the number.
419
00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:50,717
Let's do the number,
and then afterwards,
420
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,651
We can build a house for
habitat for humanity.
421
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:53,818
What kind of vitamin?
422
00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:55,083
Vitamin C?
423
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,884
Vogue magazine says
it boosts energy levels
424
00:15:56,884 --> 00:15:58,050
And brightens the
complexion.
425
00:15:58,050 --> 00:15:59,851
Vitamin D.
426
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:01,150
And I got you guys some.
427
00:16:03,017 --> 00:16:06,751
("It's My Life" intro playing)
428
00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:10,317
♪♪ This ain't a song
for the brokenhearted ♪♪
429
00:16:13,851 --> 00:16:17,651
♪♪ No silent prayer
for the faith departed ♪♪
430
00:16:21,384 --> 00:16:24,417
♪♪ and I ain't gonna be
just a face in the crowd ♪♪
431
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:28,950
♪♪ You're gonna hear my voice
when I shout it out loud ♪♪
432
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:31,684
♪♪ It's my life ♪♪
433
00:16:31,684 --> 00:16:34,950
♪♪ It's now or never ♪♪
434
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:39,217
♪♪ I ain't gonna live forever ♪♪
435
00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:42,684
♪♪ I just want to live
while I'm alive ♪♪
436
00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:46,184
♪♪ It's my life ♪♪
437
00:16:47,617 --> 00:16:49,317
♪♪ These are my confessions ♪♪
438
00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:51,717
♪♪ And just when I thought
I said all I could say ♪♪
439
00:16:51,717 --> 00:16:55,150
♪♪ My chick on the side said
she got one on the way ♪♪
440
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:57,050
♪♪ These are my confessions ♪♪
441
00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:00,784
♪♫ if I'm gonna tell it,
then I gotta tell it all ♪♫
442
00:17:00,784 --> 00:17:04,417
♪♪ Damn near cried
when I got that phone call ♪♪
443
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:05,751
♪♪ I'm so thrown ♪♪
444
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:08,417
♪♪ I don't know what to do ♪♪
445
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,717
♪♪ But to give part two
of my... ♪♪
446
00:17:10,717 --> 00:17:13,451
♪♪ Better stand tall
when they're calling you out ♪♪
447
00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:15,484
♪♪ Don't bend, don't break ♪♪
448
00:17:15,484 --> 00:17:18,451
♪♪ Baby, don't back down ♪♪
449
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,784
♪♪ These are my confessions ♪♪
450
00:17:20,784 --> 00:17:24,350
♪♪ It's now or never ♪♪
451
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:26,584
♪♪ I ain't gonna live forever ♪♪
452
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:28,584
♪♪ These are my confessions ♪♪
453
00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:32,217
♪♪ I just want to live
while I'm alive ♪♪
454
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,451
♪♪ It's my life ♪♪
455
00:17:35,451 --> 00:17:38,451
♪♪ just when I thought
I said all I can say ♪♪
456
00:17:38,451 --> 00:17:41,284
♪♪ My chick on the side said
she got one on the way ♪♪
457
00:17:41,284 --> 00:17:43,484
♪♪ These are my confessions ♪♪
458
00:17:43,484 --> 00:17:47,350
♪♪ I just want to live
while I'm alive ♪♪
459
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:50,651
♪♪ It's my life. ♪♪
460
00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:53,950
(music stops,
applause and cheering)
461
00:17:55,818 --> 00:17:57,517
Awesome, guys.
462
00:17:57,517 --> 00:17:58,950
Geez, I didn't know
you had it in you.
463
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,484
It's like somebody slipped
something in your juice boxes.
464
00:18:01,484 --> 00:18:02,983
Whoo!
465
00:18:02,983 --> 00:18:04,284
You ladies better
bring it tomorrow.
466
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,317
Otherwise,
467
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:08,751
We've got our opening number
for sectionals!
468
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:10,384
(boys cheering)
469
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,534
Haven't seen you
at Glee rehearsals.
470
00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:31,968
I'm not superwoman.
471
00:18:31,968 --> 00:18:33,734
I know glee is your whole life,
472
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:35,701
But I have the cheerios,
473
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:38,068
I'm on honor roll,
i have friends.
474
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:40,834
You don't have to
be embarrassed.
475
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:43,233
No one at Glee is
gonna judge you.
476
00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:48,367
Look, I know everyone
expects us to be enemies
477
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:51,968
And be in competition,
but I don't hate you.
478
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:55,734
Why not?
I've been awful to you.
479
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,834
That was before you knew
what it felt like to be me;
480
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,200
An outsider.
481
00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:03,467
More people are gonna start
finding out about this,
482
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,133
And you're gonna need friends
who can relate.
483
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,233
How can you relate
to what I'm going through?
484
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,300
You don't think people
whisper about me
485
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,867
In the lunchrooms
or draw pornographic pictures
486
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,367
Of me on the bathroom walls?
487
00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,634
That was me,
488
00:19:14,634 --> 00:19:16,634
Actually.
489
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:19,667
Look, I don't agree
with the choice you're making,
490
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,167
But you're gonna need Glee.
491
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,934
You have seven months
of your youth left.
492
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,334
You should enjoy it.
493
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:27,068
And let's face it,
in a couple of months,
494
00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:28,434
That cheerleading uniform
isn't gonna fit
495
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,601
And we're gonna be
all you have left.
496
00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:33,634
Just come back to practice.
497
00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:35,367
Boys versus girls.
It's fun.
498
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,434
And we could certainly use
your voice right now.
499
00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:38,834
You're actually a
good singer, Quinn.
500
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:41,233
Occasionally sharp,
but that's just because
501
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:43,767
You lack my years
of training.
502
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:46,068
I would have tortured you
503
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:48,400
If the roles were reversed,
you know?
504
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,968
I know.
505
00:19:58,434 --> 00:20:00,434
(phone line ringing)
506
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:02,601
Hi. it's Terri.
507
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:05,167
Hi, Terri.
this is Howard Bamboo.
508
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,467
Yeah, I know that, Howard.
509
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,068
Okay, you know how
I'm moonlighting as a nurse?
510
00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:11,467
Well, I need a favor.
511
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:13,001
O-okay.
512
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,767
Go to the drugstore
and get me a couple of boxes
513
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:16,367
of decongestant.
514
00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:18,167
I'm running low, and I want
the children at Mckinley
515
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,634
To be healthy and happy.
516
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:21,801
Uh, h-how many boxes?
517
00:20:21,801 --> 00:20:22,834
Um...
518
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,667
Thirty-six.
519
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:27,334
(groans)
520
00:20:29,801 --> 00:20:31,901
(whimpers)
521
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:33,200
Hey, Terri.
522
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,634
Oh, Hi, Ken.
What's up?
523
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:42,133
Can we talk Frank?
524
00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:44,334
Uh...
525
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:46,901
Listen...
526
00:20:46,901 --> 00:20:48,901
We have a problem.
527
00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:50,867
I think my girlfriend
is in love with your husband.
528
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:53,001
And I wouldn't be surprised
if the feeling was mutual.
529
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,867
How long has this
been going on?
530
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,233
I don't know.
a couple months.
531
00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:58,601
I see them together all the time
laughing, talking...
532
00:20:58,601 --> 00:21:00,167
All the stuff
she never does with me.
533
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,801
You know, I knew
something was up.
534
00:21:01,801 --> 00:21:03,667
She couldn't keep
her eyes off him
535
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,233
At those Acafella
clown shows.
536
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:08,734
Listen, has will
ever mentioned it to you?
537
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,167
Oh, no,
but he's too smart for that.
538
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:12,434
I mean, just barely, but still.
539
00:21:12,434 --> 00:21:14,400
Oh, Ken,
I got to be honest with you.
540
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,934
I only took
this job
541
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:17,867
So that I could
keep an eye on him.
542
00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:21,968
We've got to put a stop to this
so that I can get out of here.
543
00:21:21,968 --> 00:21:24,667
See, I'm not built to work
five days a week.
544
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,100
Well, I've been thinking
545
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,934
Maybe that if you and I started
seeing each other on the side,
546
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,701
It might kind of cancel
their thing out.
547
00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:34,167
Are you two still having sex?
548
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:37,001
Because, you know, when that
stops, something is up.
549
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:40,500
We actually haven't,
um... had sex yet.
550
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,100
She doesn't like
to be touched.
551
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,100
By me.
552
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:47,068
Oh.
553
00:21:47,068 --> 00:21:51,100
God, I love her so much.
554
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,567
Oh, uh...
555
00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:54,834
Okay.
556
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:56,001
(crying softly)
557
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:58,767
It's okay.
558
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:00,734
There, there.
559
00:22:00,734 --> 00:22:02,133
Look at the two of us.
560
00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:03,601
(laughs)
561
00:22:03,601 --> 00:22:06,167
- You pregnant, and me with psoriasis
- Oh.
562
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:08,233
And one testicle
that won't descend.
563
00:22:08,233 --> 00:22:10,767
I don't know who to
feel more sorry for.
564
00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:11,934
Okay, that's enough.
565
00:22:11,934 --> 00:22:14,434
You know what? you got
to stop being such a baby.
566
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,167
I cannot fix this unless
you are willing to man up.
567
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,701
Okay. I'm sorry.
568
00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:19,701
(sighs)
569
00:22:19,701 --> 00:22:23,034
(gasps) Here's what
you're going to do.
570
00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:25,133
You're going straight to
the nearest department store
571
00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,934
To buy her an engagement ring.
572
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,167
Then you're going
to get down on one knee
573
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:32,034
And you're going to ask
that doe-eyed little Harlot
574
00:22:32,034 --> 00:22:33,367
To marry you.
575
00:22:33,367 --> 00:22:36,901
No. I can't do that.
576
00:22:36,901 --> 00:22:38,300
What if she says no?
577
00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,467
It might kill me.
578
00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:45,001
Take two of these.
579
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:47,834
Then nothing can stop you.
580
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,034
I told you guys.
581
00:22:52,034 --> 00:22:53,501
We know.
582
00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:56,234
You've been berating us for
the better part of an hour.
583
00:22:56,234 --> 00:22:57,900
Were they really that good?
584
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,800
They were, Quinn.
Look, I was fine with arranging,
585
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,633
Choreographing and directing
this number free of charge.
586
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,534
But we underestimated the boys.
587
00:23:04,534 --> 00:23:05,900
Their number will go to
sectionals and once again,
588
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:07,401
I will be humiliated.
589
00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:09,367
How were we supposed to know
they'd rock the house?
590
00:23:09,367 --> 00:23:10,934
They've never been good.
591
00:23:10,934 --> 00:23:12,367
How did they d-d-do it?
592
00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,534
The real question is,
"What were they on?"
593
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:17,167
Though I've been
grouped with the boys,
594
00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:19,201
My allegiance still remains
with you ladies.
595
00:23:19,201 --> 00:23:21,401
They declined my offer
to do their hair in cornrows
596
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,267
And all my artistic decisions
have been derided as too costly
597
00:23:24,267 --> 00:23:25,733
Because they involve
several varieties
598
00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:26,900
Of exotic bird feathers.
599
00:23:28,901 --> 00:23:29,901
We all took something.
600
00:23:36,701 --> 00:23:39,634
My man, got next week's
plays all worked out.
601
00:23:39,634 --> 00:23:40,768
Yeah. hey, Mr. Shue,
got that paper
602
00:23:40,768 --> 00:23:42,034
On bariloche,
Argentina on your desk.
603
00:23:42,034 --> 00:23:43,234
But it's not due
for two weeks.
604
00:23:43,234 --> 00:23:45,234
Damn straight.
I am in the zone.
605
00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:46,701
Cheater.
606
00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,501
I don't know what
you're talking about.
607
00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:50,100
You took performance enhancers
before your mash-up.
608
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,301
Kurt told me.
609
00:23:51,301 --> 00:23:54,134
It's deplorable,
contemptible,
610
00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:55,234
And it's just plain wrong.
611
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,867
It's also cheating.
as a matter of fact,
612
00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:58,467
I'm going to start
calling you F-rod.
613
00:23:58,467 --> 00:24:00,401
Hey, hey, back off. i'm
nothing like a-rod, okay?
614
00:24:00,401 --> 00:24:01,601
I'd never take steroids.
615
00:24:01,601 --> 00:24:03,100
They make your junk fall off.
616
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,501
Listen, Rachel, you don't
know what it's like for me,
617
00:24:05,501 --> 00:24:06,800
The kind of
pressure I'm under.
618
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,234
Oh, we all have pressures,
but you know how I deal with it?
619
00:24:09,234 --> 00:24:12,734
The natural way, with a rigorous
diet and exercise routine.
620
00:24:12,734 --> 00:24:14,034
(beeping)
621
00:24:14,034 --> 00:24:15,534
("Ain't Nothing Gonna
Hold Me Down" playing)
622
00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:18,067
Rachel: I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day.
623
00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:21,367
I have my protein shake
with banana and flaxseed oil,
624
00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:24,401
and by 6:10,
I'm on the elliptical.
625
00:24:24,401 --> 00:24:26,434
you know how I motivate myself?
626
00:24:26,434 --> 00:24:27,668
not with anything artificial.
627
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:29,167
I set a goal
628
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:31,967
and I won't rest
until I reach it.
629
00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:33,933
Yeah, well, that's
personal pressure.
630
00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:35,701
If you don't meet your goal,
you're the only one who loses.
631
00:24:35,701 --> 00:24:38,067
I have to be the quarterback,
the male lead, and deal with
632
00:24:38,067 --> 00:24:39,734
A pregnant girlfriend who
yells at me about ice cream,
633
00:24:39,734 --> 00:24:42,634
So, yeah, maybe I helped me and
my teammates out a little bit,
634
00:24:42,634 --> 00:24:44,200
But it's only because
I'm sick and tired
635
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,334
Of working so hard
and still losing.
636
00:24:46,334 --> 00:24:48,067
Yeah, but winning
by cheating isn't winning.
637
00:24:48,067 --> 00:24:49,234
Oh, don't give me that.
638
00:24:49,234 --> 00:24:51,067
The only reason you're
so pissed about this
639
00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:52,301
Is 'cause you know you
can't compete with us.
640
00:24:52,301 --> 00:24:54,234
Oh, I am offended
by that accusation.
641
00:24:54,234 --> 00:24:56,034
We haven't performed yet,
but if I may say,
642
00:24:56,034 --> 00:24:57,833
Our mash-up is spectacular.
643
00:24:57,833 --> 00:24:59,434
Still isn't going to be as good.
644
00:24:59,434 --> 00:25:01,401
We're gonna win.
you're gonna lose.
645
00:25:01,401 --> 00:25:03,067
Deal with it.
646
00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:09,967
Everyone gets a dose.
647
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,367
Oh, except for Quinn.
you get folic acid.
648
00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:13,933
Mama.
649
00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:15,634
(quietly): It's good for the baby.
650
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:19,701
Get the lead out, Howard.
651
00:25:19,701 --> 00:25:21,234
We have patients waiting.
652
00:25:22,601 --> 00:25:25,367
Are you sure
we should be doing this?
653
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,833
Oh, it's over-the-
counter. It's safe.
654
00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:29,334
You can trust me.
655
00:25:29,334 --> 00:25:30,900
I'm a nurse.
656
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,867
It's good for you.
657
00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:45,768
(whirring, buzzing)
658
00:25:45,768 --> 00:25:46,967
What's up with Ken?
659
00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:48,768
Doesn't he have
a healthy glow?
660
00:25:48,768 --> 00:25:50,634
I put him on a new
vitamin regimen.
661
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:52,467
Is that safe?
662
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,967
I mean, you're not
really a nurse, Terri.
663
00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:55,701
Don't start criticizing
my work, Will.
664
00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:58,200
Not when I'm just
getting my sea legs.
665
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,967
(sighs)
666
00:26:04,467 --> 00:26:05,933
Isn't this nice?
667
00:26:05,933 --> 00:26:07,301
I mean, when is the last time
668
00:26:07,301 --> 00:26:09,967
- We got to have lunch
together on a weekday?
- Hmm.
669
00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:12,701
Oh, honey, you have
a little mustard.
670
00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:15,401
Just...
671
00:26:15,401 --> 00:26:17,534
Geez, Terri.
672
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,900
This is my workplace.
i'm sorry, honey.
673
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,601
It's just that my hormones are
going really crazy for you.
674
00:26:22,601 --> 00:26:24,000
Hey, look, look.
675
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,867
You being here is not good
for our marriage.
676
00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:31,000
Spending time together
is not good for our marriage?
677
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,734
Not every minute.
678
00:26:32,734 --> 00:26:34,467
There's no separation.
679
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:35,800
I mean, we used
to come home every night
680
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,301
And talk about our day.
681
00:26:37,301 --> 00:26:40,267
Now we have nothing
to say to each other.
682
00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:43,668
A lot of ants on
the sidewalk today.
683
00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:50,567
Pretty late
in the season for that.
684
00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:54,334
I think this is
just forcing us
685
00:26:54,334 --> 00:26:55,601
To expand our
intellectual horizons.
686
00:26:55,601 --> 00:26:57,067
(sighs)
687
00:26:57,067 --> 00:26:58,668
Where are you going?
the bathroom.
688
00:26:58,668 --> 00:27:01,034
- I'll come with you.
- No!
689
00:27:01,034 --> 00:27:04,167
I love you,
but I need my space.
690
00:27:08,301 --> 00:27:10,301
Mmm.
691
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,100
Now's your
chance, Ken.
692
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:18,267
- What, here? Now?
- Yeah.
693
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,800
- Hi, Emma.
- Hi, Ken.
694
00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:25,601
What are you doing?
695
00:27:25,601 --> 00:27:27,000
Look, Emma,
I know our relationship
696
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,668
Hasn't been perfect--
you won't ride in my car,
697
00:27:28,668 --> 00:27:30,401
I can't touch you
above the wrist.
698
00:27:30,401 --> 00:27:32,467
Remember, you cried for an hour
that one time my elbow
699
00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:34,267
Accidentally brushed
by your breast?
700
00:27:34,267 --> 00:27:36,000
But I think about you
all day long.
701
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,401
I kiss that picture of us
at the state fair every night
702
00:27:38,401 --> 00:27:39,867
Before I go to sleep.
703
00:27:41,401 --> 00:27:42,668
Oh, my God. oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
704
00:27:42,668 --> 00:27:44,000
This isn't happening.
this is a dream.
705
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,833
Emma Pillsbury,
this is not an engagement ring.
706
00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,267
- Oh, thank goodness.
- No, I mean it is.
707
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:51,134
But it's more than
that. It's a promise.
708
00:27:51,134 --> 00:27:54,867
Look, Emma, I know you have
this thing about being clean.
709
00:27:54,867 --> 00:27:56,833
Now, I can't promise
to pick up my underwear
710
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:59,000
Or squeegee the
shower door,
711
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,100
But I can promise to keep
your life clean of sadness
712
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,634
And loneliness
713
00:28:04,634 --> 00:28:06,467
And any other dark clouds
that might float into it.
714
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:11,800
It's Cubic Zirconia.
715
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,833
I know how affected you were
by black diamond.
716
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:18,601
Emma Pillsbury, Eminem...
717
00:28:18,601 --> 00:28:20,334
Will you marry me?
718
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,601
(sighs)
719
00:28:25,401 --> 00:28:26,967
Thank you so much.
it really is a pleasure.
720
00:28:26,967 --> 00:28:28,334
While the boys chose a selection
of songs that cast
721
00:28:28,334 --> 00:28:29,767
An eye inward on
the irresponsible
722
00:28:29,767 --> 00:28:31,700
Life choices and sexual hunger
of today's modern teens,
723
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,568
We have chosen a selection
of songs that speaks
724
00:28:33,568 --> 00:28:35,800
To the nation as a whole
during these troubling times
725
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,401
Filled with economic uncertainty
and unbridled social woe.
726
00:28:37,401 --> 00:28:39,634
Because if there's two things
America needs right now,
727
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:41,534
That is sunshine and optimism.
728
00:28:42,767 --> 00:28:44,634
Also angels.
729
00:28:44,634 --> 00:28:46,634
(gasping for air)
730
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,367
Okay.
731
00:28:49,367 --> 00:28:52,067
(intro to "Halo" playing)
732
00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:00,434
♪ oh... ♪
733
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:02,767
♪♪ Remember those walls
I built? ♪♪
734
00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:05,401
♪♪ Well, baby,
they're tumbling down ♪♪
735
00:29:05,401 --> 00:29:08,267
♪♪ They didn't even
put up a fight ♪♪
736
00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:10,467
♪♪ They didn't even
make a sound ♪♪
737
00:29:10,467 --> 00:29:12,634
♪♪ It's like I've been awakened ♪♪
738
00:29:12,634 --> 00:29:15,367
♪ every rule
i had you breakin' ♪
739
00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:17,234
♪♪ It's the risk
that I'm takin' ♪♪
740
00:29:17,234 --> 00:29:20,100
♪♪ I am never gonna
shut you out ♪♪
741
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,934
♪♪ Everywhere I'm looking now ♪♪
742
00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:25,267
♪♪ I'm surrounded
by your embrace ♪♪
743
00:29:25,267 --> 00:29:27,267
♪♪ Baby, I can feel your halo ♪♪
744
00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,034
♪♪ And don't it feel good ♪♪
745
00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:31,167
** I can feel your halo ♪♫
** Halo **
746
00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,134
** Halo **
** I can see your halo, halo **
747
00:29:33,134 --> 00:29:35,833
** Halo **
** I can see your halo **
748
00:29:35,833 --> 00:29:37,501
** Halo **
** I can see your halo **
749
00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:38,800
♪♪ And don't it feel good ♪♪
750
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,767
♪♪ I used to think maybe
you loved me ♪♪
751
00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:45,367
♪♪ Now, baby, I'm sure ♪♪
752
00:29:47,733 --> 00:29:49,401
♪♪ And I just can't wait ♪♪
753
00:29:49,401 --> 00:29:53,000
♪♪ 'Till the day
when you knock on my door ♪♪
754
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,434
♪♪ Oh, now, now ♪♪
755
00:29:55,434 --> 00:29:57,800
♪♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪♪
756
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,234
♪♪ Whoa ♪♪
757
00:29:59,234 --> 00:30:02,334
♪♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪♪
758
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,934
♪♪ Whoa ♪♪
759
00:30:03,934 --> 00:30:05,800
♪♪ And don't it feel good ♪♪
760
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,000
** I can feel your halo, halo **
** All right now **
761
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,267
** Oh... hey **
** I can feel your halo, halo **
762
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:14,267
** Oh, yeah... **
** I can see your **
763
00:30:14,267 --> 00:30:15,867
** I can feel your halo **
** Hey **
764
00:30:15,867 --> 00:30:18,000
** Halo **
** Halo **
765
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,201
** I can feel your halo, halo ♪♫
♪♫ hey, halo **
766
00:30:21,201 --> 00:30:23,934
** I can see your halo, halo ♪♫
♪♫ I can see your halo **
767
00:30:23,934 --> 00:30:27,501
♪♪ Halo. ♪♪
768
00:30:28,568 --> 00:30:30,534
Whoo!
769
00:30:30,534 --> 00:30:31,800
(Will laughs)
770
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,700
Ladies, I-I don't even know
what to say.
771
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,501
You did
such a good job.
772
00:30:37,501 --> 00:30:38,767
I don't know what
you guys did,
773
00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:40,401
But whatever it
was, keep doing it.
774
00:30:40,401 --> 00:30:42,800
Our celebrity judge has
her work cut out for her.
775
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,167
(bell ringing)
776
00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:46,733
Hey, great
job, guys.
777
00:30:47,767 --> 00:30:49,334
Okay! all right.
778
00:30:49,334 --> 00:30:52,767
Whoo!
779
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:54,800
Ha!
780
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,767
Hey, Emma, um...
781
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,167
Can you walk with me?
782
00:30:58,167 --> 00:30:59,867
Yeah.
783
00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:04,334
I think your, uh... I
think your plan worked.
784
00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:06,134
Yeah.
(both laughing)
785
00:31:06,134 --> 00:31:08,067
Instilling a sense of
good, clean competition
786
00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:09,833
In these kids,
i think, um...
787
00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:11,401
I think you really
motivated them.
788
00:31:11,401 --> 00:31:14,167
Well, actually, I consider
you a co-conspirator.
789
00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:16,833
We came up with
the idea together.
790
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,100
So...
791
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:21,900
Is it true about Ken
asking to marry you?
792
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,267
Yeah.
793
00:31:24,267 --> 00:31:25,434
Yeah, it is.
794
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,301
What are you going to do?
795
00:31:29,301 --> 00:31:32,067
I don't know.
796
00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:34,367
Can you, um...
797
00:31:34,367 --> 00:31:37,234
Can you think of any other
options I might have?
798
00:31:37,234 --> 00:31:39,234
(sighs)
799
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,733
Is... is that a reason
to marry someone?
800
00:31:45,467 --> 00:31:47,201
That's not what I'm asking.
801
00:31:53,301 --> 00:31:55,301
(bell ringing)
802
00:31:55,301 --> 00:31:57,301
(footfalls approaching)
803
00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:01,000
Emma.
804
00:32:02,034 --> 00:32:04,067
Terri.
805
00:32:04,067 --> 00:32:06,100
Um, how are you?
806
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,934
What can I, uh...
807
00:32:07,934 --> 00:32:10,367
What can I...
808
00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:11,534
Do for you?
809
00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:13,800
I just wanted
to cut to the chase.
810
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,301
Things have been
a little awkward since
811
00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,634
I started working here.
I just wanted to clear the air.
812
00:32:17,634 --> 00:32:20,700
Oh. that's, um...
813
00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:23,167
That's actually really nice.
Why don't you just...
814
00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:25,334
You have no chance
with my husband.
815
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:26,434
Do I make myself clear?
816
00:32:26,434 --> 00:32:28,167
Oh, you might think
there's some kind
817
00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:29,934
Of competition going on
between you and I,
818
00:32:29,934 --> 00:32:31,134
But that's like saying
819
00:32:31,134 --> 00:32:33,100
That a nail is competing
with a hammer.
820
00:32:35,967 --> 00:32:37,568
Terri, Will is a good man.
821
00:32:37,568 --> 00:32:38,601
Uh-huh.
822
00:32:38,601 --> 00:32:42,967
He's kind and he's generous...
823
00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:45,267
And he deserves a lot better
than you.
824
00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:48,900
Emma, Will is my husband.
825
00:32:50,467 --> 00:32:52,267
Look at you.
826
00:32:52,267 --> 00:32:54,800
You are so superior
because you're nice to a man
827
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,367
That you see
for an hour or two a day.
828
00:32:56,367 --> 00:32:58,334
You're just an innocent
829
00:32:58,334 --> 00:33:00,767
Little dove. hmm?
830
00:33:00,767 --> 00:33:03,501
You're so innocent
that you would steal a man away
831
00:33:03,501 --> 00:33:05,434
From his pregnant wife.
832
00:33:05,434 --> 00:33:06,634
Yeah.
833
00:33:06,634 --> 00:33:08,467
Do yourself a favor, honey.
834
00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:10,134
Marry Ken Tanaka.
835
00:33:11,267 --> 00:33:12,568
Oh, sure, he's dumb like sand,
836
00:33:12,568 --> 00:33:14,201
And his fondue pot
of nationalities
837
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:17,167
Is gonna open your kids up
to a host of genetic diseases,
838
00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:20,700
But he's kind
and he's generous.
839
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:23,401
And he's available.
840
00:33:38,567 --> 00:33:39,667
Mrs. Schuester.
841
00:33:39,667 --> 00:33:40,867
Mm-hmm?
842
00:33:40,867 --> 00:33:42,667
I need to talk
to you...
843
00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:43,867
About the baby.
844
00:33:43,867 --> 00:33:45,101
Is everything okay?
845
00:33:45,101 --> 00:33:47,233
Wait, you're not having it
right now, are you?
846
00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,333
What? no!
847
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,034
Aren't you supposed
to be a nurse?
848
00:33:50,034 --> 00:33:51,068
Mm-hmm.
849
00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:56,567
I've been thinking
about your offer.
850
00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:58,101
Yeah?
851
00:33:58,101 --> 00:34:00,667
I like my life.
852
00:34:00,667 --> 00:34:03,701
I like being a cheerleader.
853
00:34:03,701 --> 00:34:06,667
And I can't believe
I'm actually saying this,
854
00:34:06,667 --> 00:34:09,367
But I really like
being in Glee Club.
855
00:34:09,367 --> 00:34:12,134
I have all of these great things
in my life,
856
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:16,300
And it already feels like
too much.
857
00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:18,801
(whispers): I can't raise a baby.
858
00:34:22,267 --> 00:34:24,233
You know, honestly,
i don't even know how
859
00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:25,801
You kids do it nowadays.
860
00:34:25,801 --> 00:34:28,001
I didn't have it this bad
861
00:34:28,001 --> 00:34:29,400
When I was your age.
862
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,734
There weren't as many
TV channels either, though.
863
00:34:33,034 --> 00:34:34,534
Is Finn okay with this?
864
00:34:34,534 --> 00:34:36,567
'Cause, you know, I don't want
any baby daddy drama
865
00:34:36,567 --> 00:34:38,001
When you hand it over to me.
866
00:34:38,001 --> 00:34:41,300
He's the reason I'm doing this.
867
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:43,233
He's such a good guy,
868
00:34:43,233 --> 00:34:45,901
And he internalizes
all this pressure.
869
00:34:45,901 --> 00:34:47,300
He's gonna have a heart attack.
870
00:34:48,767 --> 00:34:52,467
I never want Mr. Schuester
to find out about this, though.
871
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,467
I don't want to hurt him,
either.
872
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,801
Well,
your secret's safe with me.
873
00:34:56,801 --> 00:34:59,101
I have a lot more to lose.
874
00:34:59,101 --> 00:35:01,500
One more thing.
875
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,600
You know how you gave me
those vitamins for the baby?
876
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,634
Mm-hmm.
877
00:35:05,634 --> 00:35:07,367
I really appreciated that,
878
00:35:07,367 --> 00:35:11,300
But I'm gonna have
all these doctor's bills,
879
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:13,101
And I'm gonna need
some new maternity clothes.
880
00:35:13,101 --> 00:35:14,667
You want money from me?
881
00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:16,667
It's gonna be your baby.
882
00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:18,801
Which means I'm gonna be
paying the bills for 18 years.
883
00:35:18,801 --> 00:35:20,634
I think you can handle
nine months.
884
00:35:20,634 --> 00:35:23,667
Look, you're making
the right call here, Quinn.
885
00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:25,600
It's what's best for everybody.
886
00:35:33,967 --> 00:35:35,967
(sighs)
887
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,333
(gasps softly)
888
00:35:40,467 --> 00:35:42,267
Hi.
889
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,233
Hi.
890
00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:51,634
Um, I can't... I can't stay long
in this room
891
00:35:51,634 --> 00:35:53,101
Because of the germs,
you know,
892
00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:54,667
And because of the odor.
893
00:35:56,434 --> 00:35:58,667
But I have a question.
894
00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:01,834
Anything for you, Emma.
895
00:36:03,767 --> 00:36:06,500
So what would, um...
896
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,400
What would getting married mean
897
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,500
Exactly?
898
00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:14,233
Because I would want to keep
my last name.
899
00:36:14,233 --> 00:36:18,367
And I'd want to continue living
in different parts of town,
900
00:36:18,367 --> 00:36:21,034
And, um,
I think it would be best
901
00:36:21,034 --> 00:36:22,934
If we didn't see each other
after school.
902
00:36:22,934 --> 00:36:25,034
Sure.
903
00:36:25,034 --> 00:36:26,567
And I wouldn't want
a big ceremony, you know,
904
00:36:26,567 --> 00:36:29,734
Like in a church with people.
905
00:36:29,734 --> 00:36:31,500
We wouldn't have to invite
anybody, you know,
906
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,867
Or tell anybody, actually.
907
00:36:32,867 --> 00:36:34,333
It could be more like
a secret, you know,
908
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:35,767
Like a secret marriage.
909
00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,767
That's actually a better deal
than I expected.
910
00:36:39,801 --> 00:36:42,667
You're a really good man, Ken.
911
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:46,200
And I don't want
to spend
912
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,134
The rest
of my life alone,
913
00:36:49,134 --> 00:36:52,134
And I know that
you don't either.
914
00:36:55,934 --> 00:36:59,333
So...
915
00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,901
Is that a yes?
916
00:37:06,567 --> 00:37:08,500
What's up, A-rage?
917
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:11,333
Hey, sweet mash-up.
You guys were so energetic.
918
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:15,168
We were just taking a lesson
from major league baseball.
919
00:37:15,168 --> 00:37:16,801
It's not cheating
if everyone's doing it.
920
00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:18,567
We were just leveling out
the playing field.
921
00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:20,233
You really believe that?
922
00:37:22,567 --> 00:37:23,934
No.
923
00:37:23,934 --> 00:37:25,500
I feel terrible.
924
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,101
Even if we win,
it's not gonna be satisfying.
925
00:37:28,101 --> 00:37:29,233
I know.
926
00:37:29,233 --> 00:37:31,267
I don't even remember
performing.
927
00:37:31,267 --> 00:37:32,934
What do you think
we should do?
928
00:37:32,934 --> 00:37:36,801
I think... the only way
to make things right
929
00:37:36,801 --> 00:37:38,801
Is to just withdraw
from the competition.
930
00:37:38,801 --> 00:37:40,333
You know,
admit that we were wrong
931
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:43,101
And disqualify our
respective teams immediately.
932
00:37:43,101 --> 00:37:44,267
No one gets to win.
933
00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:46,734
Cool.
934
00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,901
I'm sorry about
what I said the other day.
935
00:37:51,901 --> 00:37:54,567
About calling you
contemptible and deplorable.
936
00:37:54,567 --> 00:37:55,834
Ah, that's all right.
937
00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:58,034
I didn't even know
what those words meant.
938
00:37:58,034 --> 00:38:01,068
What I meant
to say is that
939
00:38:01,068 --> 00:38:04,267
I guess I get caught up in
the competitive hysteria, too.
940
00:38:04,267 --> 00:38:06,400
My goals are too selfish.
941
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,801
You know, it's time for me to
stop competing against everyone
942
00:38:09,801 --> 00:38:11,734
And start competing
alongside them.
943
00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:13,434
(bell ringing)
944
00:38:19,534 --> 00:38:22,367
What the hell
were you thinking?
945
00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:24,333
You gave drugs
to my students?
946
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,901
I'll say it again.
947
00:38:25,901 --> 00:38:27,734
They're over-the-counter,
FDA-approved.
948
00:38:27,734 --> 00:38:29,767
And if I didn't give it to them,
I'm sure the kids
949
00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:31,467
Would just find a way
to get it for themselves.
950
00:38:31,467 --> 00:38:32,734
No, no, they wouldn't.
951
00:38:32,734 --> 00:38:33,734
These are good kids.
952
00:38:33,734 --> 00:38:35,300
Nothing bad happened.
953
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,267
Howard Bamboo got arrested.
954
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,400
Well, that.
955
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,101
Wait. What?
956
00:38:43,101 --> 00:38:44,634
Pseudoephedrine
is an ingredient
957
00:38:44,634 --> 00:38:46,567
In the manufacturing
of Methamphetamines.
958
00:38:46,567 --> 00:38:48,168
Howard got picked up
959
00:38:48,168 --> 00:38:50,901
By the feds on suspicion of
running a crystal meth lab.
960
00:38:50,901 --> 00:38:53,567
I never told Howard
to get them all in one place.
961
00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:55,434
Okay, enough, Terri.
962
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,367
How are we supposed
to raise a baby
963
00:38:57,367 --> 00:38:59,534
When I can't trust you
to look after
964
00:38:59,534 --> 00:39:01,068
A group of teenagers?
965
00:39:01,068 --> 00:39:03,068
You are oblivious
to consequences.
966
00:39:03,068 --> 00:39:04,867
I was only trying
to help you, Will.
967
00:39:04,867 --> 00:39:05,967
Don't!
968
00:39:07,701 --> 00:39:10,567
Every time I light
a fire in my life,
969
00:39:10,567 --> 00:39:15,001
You find a way to make sure
it burns the forest down.
970
00:39:17,034 --> 00:39:18,934
Figgins: I have serious concerns
971
00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:20,534
About your judgment,
Mrs. Schuester.
972
00:39:20,534 --> 00:39:23,200
I must ask you to
resign as school nurse.
973
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,567
Fine.
974
00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:28,168
I was working too hard anyway.
975
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:31,467
Hold onto your horses, Shue.
976
00:39:31,467 --> 00:39:34,734
I have to question your
judgment in the matter as well.
977
00:39:34,734 --> 00:39:37,200
What? I had no idea
this was even going on.
978
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,600
Exactly.
979
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,801
The children rely on you
to create the culture.
980
00:39:41,801 --> 00:39:44,701
And you, with your
obsession with winning
981
00:39:44,701 --> 00:39:47,134
And-and competition,
has fostered
982
00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,801
An unsafe
environment.
983
00:39:48,801 --> 00:39:53,001
I'm bringing in someone else
to co-chair the Glee Club.
984
00:39:53,001 --> 00:39:57,233
Someone with a track record of
responsibility and excellence.
985
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,734
We're really sorry, Mr. Shue.
986
00:40:01,734 --> 00:40:03,734
We didn't mean to get
you into trouble.
987
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:08,567
I'm really disappointed
in you guys.
988
00:40:08,567 --> 00:40:11,001
Glee is supposed to be about
what's inside your heart,
989
00:40:11,001 --> 00:40:12,500
Not what's coursing
through your veins.
990
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:15,300
We know. And I think I speak
for everyone when I say
991
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,867
That we'd be happy
to move forward
992
00:40:16,867 --> 00:40:18,267
And put this
episode behind us.
993
00:40:18,267 --> 00:40:20,567
Well, it's not that simple.
994
00:40:20,567 --> 00:40:23,134
Because of this debacle,
it's been decided
995
00:40:23,134 --> 00:40:25,467
That I'm no longer fit
to run Glee Club myself.
996
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:27,801
We've been assigned
997
00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:29,200
A co-director.
998
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,168
Who?
999
00:40:31,168 --> 00:40:32,333
Hey, kids.
1000
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,333
(chuckles)I got to tell you,
1001
00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:37,168
I'm just thrilled to
be coming on board
1002
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:41,567
To co-captain your little,
uh, showbiz cruise.
1003
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:43,600
Ah, I can't wait to start
singing and dancing
1004
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,901
And maybe even putting on
the ritz a little bit.
1005
00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:53,934
Will?
1006
00:41:00,801 --> 00:41:03,600
I wanted you to, um,
to hear this from me.
1007
00:41:04,967 --> 00:41:08,834
You know Ken, um,
asked me to marry him.
1008
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:12,434
I said yes.
1009
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,400
That's...
1010
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,867
That's great.
1011
00:41:57,068 --> 00:41:59,600
(bell ringing)
1012
00:42:11,534 --> 00:42:13,867
♪♪ Ain't nothin' gonna
break my stride ♪♪
1013
00:42:13,867 --> 00:42:16,801
♪♪ Nobody gonna slow me down ♪♪
1014
00:42:16,801 --> 00:42:20,400
♪♪ Oh, no,
I got to keep on movin' ♪♪
1015
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,634
♪♪ Ain't nothin' gonna
break a-my stride ♪♪
1016
00:42:22,634 --> 00:42:24,467
♪♪ I'm runnin'
and I won't touch ground... ♪♪
1017
00:42:24,468 --> 00:42:29,468
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