1 00:00:03,667 --> 00:00:05,034 - Before we wrap up, i would like to thank you guys 2 00:00:05,101 --> 00:00:07,700 For filling out these anonymous evaluation cards. 3 00:00:07,767 --> 00:00:09,634 I found your feedback 4 00:00:09,700 --> 00:00:12,301 To be largely constructive and flattering, 5 00:00:12,368 --> 00:00:13,867 So gracias on that. - De nada. 6 00:00:13,934 --> 00:00:14,767 - You don't have to sign your name anymore. 7 00:00:14,834 --> 00:00:15,800 - Got it. 8 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:18,268 - But there was one evaluation 9 00:00:18,334 --> 00:00:21,368 That was so harsh and hurtful 10 00:00:21,433 --> 00:00:23,967 And racist 11 00:00:24,034 --> 00:00:24,967 That i took the time personally 12 00:00:25,034 --> 00:00:29,500 To analyze that handwriting against past exams. 13 00:00:29,567 --> 00:00:31,734 And this particular coward 14 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,767 Dots her is with tiny, 15 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:38,867 Itty-Bitty, little circles. 16 00:00:38,934 --> 00:00:41,667 Boop. Boop. Tcch! 17 00:00:41,734 --> 00:00:45,500 Isn't that precious and cute? 18 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:48,001 Who's "erratic and unstable" now, 19 00:00:48,067 --> 00:00:50,767 Princess gringa? 20 00:00:50,834 --> 00:00:53,533 [Kiss] 21 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,800 - Nice day out today, isn't it? 22 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:59,167 - Yeah. Shoot! 23 00:00:59,234 --> 00:01:01,734 - You forget something? - Yeah. 24 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,201 I forgot to stagger the timing of my exit with shirley's. 25 00:01:04,268 --> 00:01:06,167 We both have a class across campus, and i can't go 26 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,500 That kind of distance with "ooh, that's nice." 27 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:09,934 - That's mean. - No. 28 00:01:10,001 --> 00:01:11,867 [Imitating shirley] that's not nice. 29 00:01:11,934 --> 00:01:13,734 - I find shirley very easy to talk to, 30 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,101 And besides, aren't you supposed to have, 31 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:17,234 Like, an olympic gold medal in jibber-Jabber? 32 00:01:17,301 --> 00:01:19,167 - Yeah, but i'm a sprinter. 33 00:01:19,234 --> 00:01:21,834 I'm at my best during high-Speed bursts of wit. 34 00:01:21,901 --> 00:01:24,368 On a shirley walk, i'd be winded by that stoner tree. 35 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:27,268 - Hey, britta, hi. What's up? 36 00:01:27,334 --> 00:01:29,834 - Hey, vaughn, how's it going? - No worries. 37 00:01:29,901 --> 00:01:31,600 - Interesting. 'Cause i might be worried 38 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:33,301 If i was playing hacky sack a decade too late. 39 00:01:33,368 --> 00:01:35,201 - My class is that way. 40 00:01:35,268 --> 00:01:37,001 - All right, but i just wanted to point out 41 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:39,234 That we easily walked more than 100 yards 42 00:01:39,301 --> 00:01:40,634 With no awkward pauses, 43 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,901 And that is the sign of a true friend. 44 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:46,867 - I'm really glad that you're not hitting on me anymore. 45 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:50,101 - There's the awkward pause. 46 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:51,901 - Huhh--Aah! Aw! 47 00:01:57,401 --> 00:01:59,034 - Excuse me. Oh, sorry, ladies. 48 00:01:59,101 --> 00:02:00,733 Professor duncan! Professor duncan! 49 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,733 - What? - Excuse me. Annie edison. 50 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,733 I'm in your 101 lecture. - Hello. 51 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,167 - I've heard about your special psych lab. 52 00:02:06,234 --> 00:02:08,401 - Ah. The duncan principle. - Yes. 53 00:02:08,468 --> 00:02:10,301 And i know it's limited to second-Year students, 54 00:02:10,367 --> 00:02:12,301 But i had a 4.0 at riverside high, 55 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:14,101 And i'm not looking down on this school at all, 56 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,167 But i'm only here because of a brief addiction to pills 57 00:02:16,234 --> 00:02:18,201 That i was told would help me...focus, 58 00:02:18,267 --> 00:02:20,534 But they actually made me lose my scholarship and virginity. 59 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,434 So-- - Right. 60 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,167 - If you would let me take your lab early, 61 00:02:23,234 --> 00:02:23,967 It would be a real feather in my transcript. 62 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:26,568 - Okay, i've actually been in this situation many times, 63 00:02:26,633 --> 00:02:28,267 So i'm just going to be up front. 64 00:02:28,334 --> 00:02:28,900 I'm not allowed to date students. 65 00:02:28,967 --> 00:02:30,000 - Oh! 66 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,834 - Even though you're an eight. 67 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,134 - Oh! - Which is a british ten, 68 00:02:33,201 --> 00:02:34,633 So i'm angry. - Oh! 69 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:37,434 - But if, in spite of that, you are still interested, 70 00:02:37,501 --> 00:02:39,101 Then you may join the lab. - [Squeals] 71 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:42,101 - Ah! Okay. You need to bring two human subjects. 72 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:45,501 And it would not hurt your chances one bit 73 00:02:45,568 --> 00:02:47,434 If you could lend me a fiver. 74 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,134 I seem to have left my purse in my duffle 75 00:02:49,201 --> 00:02:50,334 And my duffle in the boot of my lorry, so-- 76 00:02:50,401 --> 00:02:50,867 - Oh. 77 00:02:52,934 --> 00:02:54,700 - I asked politely, and then panda took his pants off. 78 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:56,600 - [Laughs] 79 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:59,067 I never even knew that's what asexual meant. 80 00:02:59,134 --> 00:03:01,034 - I wonder what this express package could be? 81 00:03:01,101 --> 00:03:03,401 Somebody had to get something to me very fast. 82 00:03:03,468 --> 00:03:05,434 - You brought your mail to campus? 83 00:03:05,501 --> 00:03:07,600 - Oh, yes. My ear-Noculars. 84 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,733 - What is that? It looks like your bluetooth thingie. 85 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,867 - No, no, no, no, no. This is my cell phone headset. 86 00:03:12,934 --> 00:03:18,401 And this is ear-Noculars. 87 00:03:18,468 --> 00:03:20,334 It's for spies and whatnot. It gives you sonic hearing. 88 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,201 - All hearing is sonic. - What's that? 89 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:25,667 - So who wants to be in a psych experiment? 90 00:03:25,733 --> 00:03:27,167 - Hey, guys, guys, guys? 91 00:03:27,234 --> 00:03:31,267 Annie is talking about some kind of experiment. 92 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:33,401 - She's behind you. Not interested. 93 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:35,534 - Please? You get paid. 94 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,167 - Do they do stuff to your butt? - No. 95 00:03:38,234 --> 00:03:40,600 - Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt? 96 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,201 - No. - That's fine. 97 00:03:42,267 --> 00:03:43,167 I'll do it. I'm in. - Yay! 98 00:03:43,234 --> 00:03:44,568 - How about you, abed? It's tomorrow. 99 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,101 - Ooh, tomorrow? 100 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:48,134 They're showing all four indiana joneses at the vista. 101 00:03:48,201 --> 00:03:49,167 I'm really looking forward to the first three. 102 00:03:49,234 --> 00:03:50,134 I bought a whip. 103 00:03:50,201 --> 00:03:52,401 - This is really important to me, abed. 104 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,200 Could you please go as my friend? 105 00:03:56,267 --> 00:03:57,801 My really good friend? 106 00:03:57,867 --> 00:03:59,367 - Wow, i didn't realize we were really good friends. 107 00:03:59,434 --> 00:04:00,901 I figured we were more like chandler and phoebe. 108 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:03,934 They never really had stories together. 109 00:04:04,001 --> 00:04:05,068 Sure, i'll do it, chandler. 110 00:04:05,134 --> 00:04:08,101 - Oh, thank you, abed. - Oh! 111 00:04:08,168 --> 00:04:10,367 - I'm gonna go save britta from that dude. 112 00:04:10,434 --> 00:04:12,168 - Yeah, she looks like she's in trouble. 113 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:14,101 Hope he doesn't try to "handsome" her to death. 114 00:04:14,168 --> 00:04:15,767 - And panda has no pants. - Hey. 115 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:19,767 - Hey, hi, what's up, man? I'm vaughn. 116 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:21,534 - You in line? - Oh, no, no, no. 117 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:22,267 We're just, uh, we're just chillin'. 118 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:23,801 Hey, you're not gonna order coffee? 119 00:04:23,867 --> 00:04:25,500 - Oh, no, i was just gonna see if britta-- 120 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:27,434 - Hey, no judgment, bro. I used to do coffee. 121 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,967 Then i made the switch to green tea. 122 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,434 It's, like--It's, like, 123 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,200 Filled with these antioxidants and stuff. 124 00:04:32,267 --> 00:04:32,467 - Hmm. 125 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:35,734 - It's pretty tight. - Tight. Yes. 126 00:04:36,801 --> 00:04:38,134 I've heard that about green tea. 127 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,634 - I like green tea. I should make the change. 128 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:41,767 - Up top, sugar bear. 129 00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:43,068 [Slap] 130 00:04:43,134 --> 00:04:44,333 - Yeah, give me some of that. - There it is. 131 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,200 - Small coffee, please. 132 00:04:46,267 --> 00:04:48,801 - Britta's making the change to green tea. 133 00:04:48,867 --> 00:04:51,001 - Oh, that's good. It's good for your skin. 134 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:53,367 - Welcome, research assistants. 135 00:04:53,434 --> 00:04:54,967 - [Applauds] 136 00:04:55,034 --> 00:04:56,801 - If you turn your attention to the monitor, 137 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:58,101 You will see that our subjects 138 00:04:58,168 --> 00:05:00,801 Are waiting for the experiment to begin, but... 139 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,233 It's actually happening right now. 140 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,300 - [Gasps] - Wow. 141 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:09,434 You see, the waiting is the experiment. 142 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,334 The duncan principle is simple. 143 00:05:11,401 --> 00:05:13,434 Namely, that the more control lost by the-- 144 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:16,134 Yeah, i'm gonna write this down too, actually. 145 00:05:16,201 --> 00:05:16,667 That's a good point. 146 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:17,667 The more control lost by the ego, 147 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:21,001 The more gained by the id, 148 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:23,667 Resulting in a surprisingly predictable 149 00:05:23,734 --> 00:05:27,234 Emotional eruption or breaking point, 150 00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:31,134 Known to ma and pa as a good old-Fashioned tantrum. 151 00:05:31,201 --> 00:05:33,468 [Laughter] 152 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:34,900 Oh. 153 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:39,734 Annie, why don't you, uh, go and tell our subjects 154 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:40,967 That we're going to be starting the experiment 155 00:05:41,034 --> 00:05:44,667 In five minutes, okay? 156 00:05:44,734 --> 00:05:47,167 And annie... 157 00:05:47,234 --> 00:05:49,334 It's never actually going to start. 158 00:05:49,401 --> 00:05:50,700 Ho ho. 159 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:54,867 Let's do this. 160 00:05:54,934 --> 00:05:55,700 [Door closes] 161 00:05:55,767 --> 00:05:56,900 - Hi, everyone. 162 00:05:56,967 --> 00:05:58,167 Hi, troy. 163 00:05:58,234 --> 00:05:59,700 Hi, abed. - Hi. 164 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:01,667 Hi, senor chang. 165 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:04,034 - What, a community college spanish teacher 166 00:06:04,101 --> 00:06:05,468 Can't use 80 bucks? 167 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:09,201 - Well, we're just running a little bit behind, 168 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:11,834 So we'll probably start in about five minutes. 169 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:15,867 - No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! 170 00:06:15,934 --> 00:06:17,767 It's unacceptable, all right? 171 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,267 You lied to me! 172 00:06:19,334 --> 00:06:21,468 When you say something starts at 9:00, 173 00:06:21,533 --> 00:06:24,301 It starts at nueve! 174 00:06:25,584 --> 00:06:27,058 No! 175 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:33,404 No! - Houston, we have an idiot. 176 00:06:46,149 --> 00:06:47,655 - Did you know we walk the same way after class? 177 00:06:47,911 --> 00:06:49,908 I'm sure you didn't or else we would've been walking together, 178 00:06:50,132 --> 00:06:51,110 Unless you're a jerk. 179 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:52,456 Just kidding. 180 00:06:52,701 --> 00:06:54,349 - Let's do it. - Mm-Hmm. 181 00:06:54,593 --> 00:06:56,906 Don't go too fast for these dogs. Short legs. 182 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,503 So how do you like-- - So you've got a kid, right? 183 00:07:04,617 --> 00:07:05,539 - What's that? - Nothing. 184 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,524 - So pierce isn't exactly right in the head, is he? 185 00:07:13,085 --> 00:07:14,505 - I know a lot of grown men 186 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:16,279 With radar dishes coming out of their ear. 187 00:07:16,631 --> 00:07:18,759 - [Laughs] he's like inspector gadget. 188 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:20,543 - Yeah, go, go, gadget incontinence. 189 00:07:20,712 --> 00:07:22,340 - And how about that guy that's always around, 190 00:07:22,481 --> 00:07:23,382 Flirting with britta? 191 00:07:23,535 --> 00:07:24,958 - I know! He's the worst! Vaughn? 192 00:07:25,081 --> 00:07:26,573 - I know, and what is it with his hair? 193 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:27,742 - It's perpetually moist. 194 00:07:27,851 --> 00:07:30,234 - Okay, we're three hours in, so let's review what we've seen. 195 00:07:30,341 --> 00:07:33,131 And pay close attention to every subject's breaking point. 196 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:37,509 We've got a shouter. - Aah! 197 00:07:37,602 --> 00:07:39,358 - That one's a stomper. Bye, hippie. 198 00:07:39,421 --> 00:07:41,812 There's a generic whack job, bouncing up and down 199 00:07:41,911 --> 00:07:43,160 Like a six-Foot child. 200 00:07:43,278 --> 00:07:44,847 Shaking. Write that down. 201 00:07:44,959 --> 00:07:46,039 Visible shakes. 202 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:48,387 Look at the little one chase the big one. 203 00:07:48,491 --> 00:07:50,349 Look at him go. I'm gonna make him go quicker. 204 00:07:50,418 --> 00:07:52,397 It's like benny hill looks. Whoo, ooh, ooh, get him. 205 00:07:52,483 --> 00:07:53,934 Come back again. Whoo, ooh, ooh, get him. 206 00:07:54,004 --> 00:07:55,390 All right? There's a bit of fun. 207 00:07:55,718 --> 00:07:56,833 It lightens the mood. 208 00:07:56,869 --> 00:07:58,308 And back to the present. 209 00:07:59,558 --> 00:08:01,455 And then there were two. 210 00:08:04,354 --> 00:08:05,283 Break. 211 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:17,602 No, no, no! Annie! 212 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,774 What is going on in there? 213 00:08:19,921 --> 00:08:22,698 Why--? What is taking so long? 214 00:08:23,706 --> 00:08:28,008 I've wasted all day here for you. 215 00:08:28,459 --> 00:08:31,445 The soul train awards were tonight. 216 00:08:31,632 --> 00:08:34,907 You promised butt stuff! 217 00:08:35,044 --> 00:08:35,965 [Crying] 218 00:08:41,256 --> 00:08:42,891 - And he's out. We got him. 219 00:08:43,069 --> 00:08:44,574 [Laughs] strike three. 220 00:08:44,711 --> 00:08:45,857 You're gone. 221 00:08:46,237 --> 00:08:47,730 - There's so much dust in here. 222 00:08:47,965 --> 00:08:49,076 - Do you know what? 223 00:08:49,293 --> 00:08:51,875 The longer they wait, the harder they break. 224 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:53,504 Buckle up, students. 225 00:08:53,716 --> 00:08:54,678 [Both laughing] 226 00:08:54,715 --> 00:08:56,509 - Do you see how often hacky sack takes his shirt off? 227 00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:58,359 He'd play shirts and skins in a game of checkers. 228 00:08:58,468 --> 00:09:01,384 - I'm so glad to be able to talk to someone about this. 229 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:03,246 I wanted to say something to britta about it, 230 00:09:03,397 --> 00:09:05,184 But we're supposed to be friends now, 231 00:09:05,309 --> 00:09:06,593 And she'd think i was jealous. 232 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:08,384 - I don't see why you and britta aren't together. 233 00:09:08,496 --> 00:09:10,462 Two cute white people, going to school together, 234 00:09:10,531 --> 00:09:11,531 Just seems right. 235 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,379 - Shirley, we're not pandas in a zoo. 236 00:09:13,473 --> 00:09:14,711 - [Laughs] 237 00:09:15,197 --> 00:09:16,559 Oh. Oh, dear. 238 00:09:18,972 --> 00:09:21,019 - That is not what i want to see. 239 00:09:26,662 --> 00:09:28,084 - There goes the shirt. 240 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:38,631 - Hey. 241 00:09:39,337 --> 00:09:41,451 - Hey, i'm fine. How are-- 242 00:09:41,522 --> 00:09:42,785 Want me to, uh, 243 00:09:42,835 --> 00:09:44,125 Want me to check you for grass stains? 244 00:09:44,195 --> 00:09:45,933 - I wasn't sure how or when to bring up 245 00:09:46,012 --> 00:09:47,200 That i was hanging out with vaughn. 246 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:50,078 I figured that you'd make fun of him...and me. 247 00:09:50,185 --> 00:09:51,493 - Uh, first of all, 248 00:09:51,612 --> 00:09:53,308 Friends do not make fun of each other, 249 00:09:53,421 --> 00:09:56,439 Even if they're being tackled in the quad by a hippie, 250 00:09:57,512 --> 00:10:01,475 And secondly, vaughn seems cool. 251 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,804 - Well, you guys should hang out sometime. 252 00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:07,345 I gotta go. 253 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:09,408 I--Uh, that was tacky out there. 254 00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:11,671 You won't ever see that again. 255 00:10:11,853 --> 00:10:14,097 - Oh, no worries, brah. 256 00:10:22,877 --> 00:10:26,416 - Shirley, did you see senor chang's socks today? 257 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:28,063 Tiny bullfighters. 258 00:10:28,168 --> 00:10:29,013 [Both laugh] 259 00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,165 - I can top that. 260 00:10:30,276 --> 00:10:31,705 Did you see that hacky sack wears an anklet? 261 00:10:31,818 --> 00:10:32,823 [Laughs] 262 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,026 Since when won't you talk about vaughn? 263 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,371 - Look, i'm trying to be a good friend to britta. 264 00:10:38,483 --> 00:10:40,735 She thought i was gonna make fun of him, 265 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,725 But i want to be unpredictable. 266 00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:46,880 I'm gonna show her that i am not the jerk she thinks i am 267 00:10:47,418 --> 00:10:48,936 And friend the hell out of 268 00:10:49,035 --> 00:10:51,799 That green-Tea-Drinking drum circler. 269 00:10:51,897 --> 00:10:53,322 - Okay, but tell me you've noticed 270 00:10:53,432 --> 00:10:54,547 How small his nipples are. 271 00:10:54,647 --> 00:10:56,141 - Not engaging. - What? 272 00:10:56,218 --> 00:10:57,481 It's not gossip when it's fact. 273 00:10:57,853 --> 00:10:59,480 My kids have got hamsters with bigger nips. 274 00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:00,725 - No! - Oh, well. 275 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,775 - No! - Jeff! 276 00:11:05,141 --> 00:11:07,353 - Is it on pause? 277 00:11:08,177 --> 00:11:10,318 - No, that's just him. 278 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,837 Sorry you've been waiting 26 hours. 279 00:11:19,981 --> 00:11:22,905 It's just gonna be another five minutes. 280 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,816 - Okey-Dokey. 281 00:11:25,054 --> 00:11:26,431 - Oh, my... 282 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,515 Why won't he leave? 283 00:11:28,804 --> 00:11:29,969 - Professor. - What? 284 00:11:30,354 --> 00:11:31,865 - I'm sorry, but this guy's not moving. 285 00:11:31,993 --> 00:11:33,636 I have classes to go to. 286 00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:35,361 - Go! Fine! 287 00:11:35,512 --> 00:11:38,038 Go kill john lennon again, you loser. 288 00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:40,642 He's ruined my study! 289 00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:43,592 He has--He has warped the duncan principle. 290 00:11:43,732 --> 00:11:46,983 Damn you, you outlying piece of datum! 291 00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:48,194 [Bangs] ow! Aah! 292 00:11:53,991 --> 00:11:56,546 It's you! It's your fault! 293 00:11:56,642 --> 00:11:58,863 - But you told me to bring subjects. 294 00:11:58,948 --> 00:12:00,883 - Yeah, subjects! Not rain man! 295 00:12:01,001 --> 00:12:02,906 I should never have let you into this lab, 296 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:05,613 Miss annie fanny panties in a bunch! 297 00:12:05,722 --> 00:12:08,469 - Oh! Oh, that's so hilarious! 298 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,547 Did you think of that 299 00:12:09,642 --> 00:12:11,170 The last time you skipped a trip to the dentist? 300 00:12:11,923 --> 00:12:13,850 - Oh, let me answer that question with another question. 301 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,321 [Blows raspberry] 302 00:12:20,672 --> 00:12:20,792 It's not--It's not fair! It's not fair! 303 00:12:21,414 --> 00:12:22,809 Why, why, why? 304 00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:24,602 What are you doing? 305 00:12:24,707 --> 00:12:25,595 Put your-- Stop writing! 306 00:12:25,688 --> 00:12:26,873 Put your pen-- Give me that! 307 00:12:26,896 --> 00:12:28,118 Get out! Get out, you dorks! 308 00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:29,437 Get out! 309 00:12:34,852 --> 00:12:38,423 You have destroyed the duncan principle! 310 00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:46,394 - Go home! 311 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:51,525 - Cool. 312 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:53,807 See ya. 313 00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:59,171 - So britta said that you did a lot of community service. 314 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:01,284 - Ultimate frisbee at the senior's center. 315 00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:02,782 It is amazing. 316 00:13:02,978 --> 00:13:04,168 - And what makes frisbee ultimate? 317 00:13:05,325 --> 00:13:06,661 - Aw, man, if i had a nickel 318 00:13:06,736 --> 00:13:08,149 For every time i wished somebody asked me that. 319 00:13:08,238 --> 00:13:09,871 - I'm gonna get dessert. Want anything? 320 00:13:09,987 --> 00:13:11,021 - Carrots. 321 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,625 - Oh, i'm good. 322 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:15,947 - Hey, you two. - Hey. 323 00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:18,255 - Well, that's a cool shirt. 324 00:13:18,789 --> 00:13:20,019 - Thank you. Thank you very much. 325 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,293 - Where's it from? 326 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,745 - Oh, uh, i don't even know. 327 00:13:23,776 --> 00:13:25,502 I guess it's-- Well, uh-- 328 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:28,239 Hey, look at that. "Hanes classic." 329 00:13:28,343 --> 00:13:29,820 - Oh, that's nice. 330 00:13:29,866 --> 00:13:31,584 - You know, people underestimate the elderly, 331 00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,754 You know, but you see these guys out there 332 00:13:33,824 --> 00:13:35,276 And they're throwing the bee 333 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,801 And they're just loving life. It's just inspiring. 334 00:13:37,874 --> 00:13:40,850 - You know, i'm gonna really-- I'm gonna think about it. 335 00:13:40,916 --> 00:13:43,181 - All right. I'm gonna go check on britts. 336 00:13:43,252 --> 00:13:44,567 See ya. 337 00:13:44,951 --> 00:13:45,811 - See ya. 338 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:48,979 - You are the devil. 339 00:13:49,135 --> 00:13:49,990 - I know. 340 00:13:50,353 --> 00:13:53,691 - ¿Donde vaughn ustedes los sábados? 341 00:13:55,147 --> 00:13:57,246 - Domingo, pl-- 342 00:13:57,342 --> 00:13:58,581 Oh, okay, i-- 343 00:13:58,664 --> 00:13:59,774 - Where do we go on saturdays? 344 00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:01,365 You said sunday. - I have a question for you. 345 00:14:02,153 --> 00:14:03,786 You like vaughn, right? 346 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,797 - Oh, he--He's very cute. 347 00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:06,857 - I'm just worried 348 00:14:06,956 --> 00:14:08,119 That he's thinking a little bit more intensely 349 00:14:09,611 --> 00:14:09,687 About this thing than i am. 350 00:14:12,573 --> 00:14:13,721 He says stuff, you know, after... 351 00:14:15,648 --> 00:14:16,428 - School? 352 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,458 - After... - Dinner mints? 353 00:14:18,849 --> 00:14:19,660 - After... 354 00:14:19,894 --> 00:14:21,280 - Not having sex? 355 00:14:21,426 --> 00:14:22,161 - Ahh... 356 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,115 - How was that? 357 00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:26,068 - What? Forget that. 358 00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:29,483 The problem right now is that he's calling me "babe." 359 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,630 He's trying to hold my hand. 360 00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:33,134 It's getting a little relationship-Y. 361 00:14:33,232 --> 00:14:35,347 And he gave me something. 362 00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:37,425 - Herpes? 363 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,174 - No. This. 364 00:14:40,384 --> 00:14:41,312 - A poem? 365 00:14:41,406 --> 00:14:43,147 - How do i respond to something like that? 366 00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:44,209 "Thank you"? 367 00:14:47,163 --> 00:14:49,055 - Well, it's a very good question. 368 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,050 And it's one i will answer. Uh-- 369 00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:52,717 Ooh, i'm getting a text. 370 00:14:52,795 --> 00:14:54,785 I'm just gonna read it, if you don't mind. 371 00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:59,824 I am reading it, and it is read. 372 00:14:59,937 --> 00:15:04,660 "Did you ever notice where the ocean meets the sky, did ya? 373 00:15:04,823 --> 00:15:10,064 It's the same wizard blue that i see in your eye, brit-Ta." 374 00:15:10,165 --> 00:15:11,642 - Oh, no, no. "Wizard blue"? 375 00:15:11,755 --> 00:15:13,072 [Laughs] - Yeah. 376 00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:15,235 - Thank you so much. You just brightened my day. 377 00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:17,008 I'm so glad we can rip on that dude again. 378 00:15:17,078 --> 00:15:18,186 - Look at this, look at this. 379 00:15:18,205 --> 00:15:21,693 That is the stain of a teardrop over the word "rad." 380 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,379 - Oh, he said "rad"? I thought he said "bad." 381 00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:24,623 Oh, that makes it worse. [Laughs] 382 00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:27,670 - I'm surprised he can read. - Oh! 383 00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:28,913 - You know? - I know. 384 00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:32,994 - Hey, sorry about bailing on the psych experiment. 385 00:15:33,273 --> 00:15:35,297 - That was the experiment, troy. 386 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,535 We were testing to see how long people would wait in the room. 387 00:15:38,913 --> 00:15:39,851 - Whoa. 388 00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:41,229 - Oh, gotcha. 389 00:15:41,306 --> 00:15:43,070 - "Gotcha"? That's all you have to say? 390 00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:43,802 - Yeah. 391 00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:47,178 - You sat in a room for 26 straight hours. 392 00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:48,963 Didn't that bother you? 393 00:15:50,029 --> 00:15:51,868 - Yeah, i was livid. - Then why didn't you leave? 394 00:15:51,949 --> 00:15:53,650 - Because you asked me to stay and you said we were friends. 395 00:15:58,897 --> 00:16:00,716 - Wait. Is this still part of the experiment? 396 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,849 - He's more like a puppy with a fish mouth. 397 00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:04,368 - Right, right. It's more like this. 398 00:16:04,453 --> 00:16:05,309 [Laughter] 399 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,219 - That's right. Laugh it up. 400 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,352 You guys want to know what they're doing? 401 00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:11,418 - Yeah. - Sure. 402 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:12,668 - Making fun of all of us. 403 00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:20,047 I heard you with my own ear...noculars. 404 00:16:20,107 --> 00:16:21,651 - Pierce, we are not making fun of you. 405 00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:22,954 - Uh-Huh. Calling me "hacky sack" 406 00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:27,737 And ripping my--My six pack abs and my moist hair. 407 00:16:27,832 --> 00:16:29,059 And that face you made? 408 00:16:30,078 --> 00:16:31,453 Well, i think it's pretty obviously annie. 409 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,468 - Okay, this is definitely still part of the experiment. 410 00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:37,618 - Pierce, we were not making fun of you. 411 00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:38,467 - Yeah. 412 00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:40,002 - We're making fun britta's boyfriend, vaughn. 413 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:42,864 - Oh, good. Well, in that case. 414 00:16:42,989 --> 00:16:45,311 But if we're gonna do something, let's do it as a team. 415 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,265 I'll get the ball rolling. Maybe he has a tiny penis. 416 00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,525 - Who is this guy? 417 00:16:48,605 --> 00:16:49,838 - You all have got to see him. 418 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,465 Everything's all, "no worries, no worries." 419 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,378 And he always says hello three times in a row. 420 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,680 Hello, good evening, how are you? 421 00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:58,587 And--Here, look! He wrote a poem! 422 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,377 - Oh! - Can i read it? 423 00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,016 - We shouldn't show that. - Oh, no, it's fine. 424 00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:03,359 - So i'll be done in, like, an hour. 425 00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:05,719 - Yeah. No worries. - He just said it! 426 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,145 - Guys, you've met vaughn, right? 427 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:09,348 - Hey. What's up? Hi. 428 00:17:10,549 --> 00:17:11,620 [Laughter] 429 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,510 This troop's got a case of the giggles, huh? 430 00:17:22,516 --> 00:17:23,225 Is that--? 431 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:25,981 Did you give them my poem? 432 00:17:26,108 --> 00:17:27,851 - No. - Okay, well, 433 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,875 Why is the dinosaur rocking a picture of my poem? 434 00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:31,079 - Here, read it. 435 00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:37,537 - Oh, you guys are-- Right? 436 00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:39,029 You guys are laughing at me, aren't you? 437 00:17:39,073 --> 00:17:40,148 - Yeah. - No. 438 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,852 - That's uh, wow. 439 00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:47,855 This is the least tight thing that's ever happened to me. 440 00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:53,592 - I can't believe you. 441 00:17:54,368 --> 00:17:55,929 - Honestly, jeff, how dare you? 442 00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:02,029 - He's crying. 443 00:18:03,704 --> 00:18:05,357 Now he's barking. 444 00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:10,452 - Jeff, wait! I'm sorry i sold you out. 445 00:18:10,526 --> 00:18:12,133 - Britta is never gonna forgive me. 446 00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:13,808 I can't believe i showed you that poem. 447 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,904 Oh, my god, my life is degrassi high. 448 00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:18,405 - Oh, jeff. I have a gossip problem. 449 00:18:19,335 --> 00:18:21,187 I stir the pot, jeff. I'm a pot stirrer. 450 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,326 This isn't even the only study group i've had this year. 451 00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:24,525 You see those ladies over there? 452 00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:28,029 I used to be in their group till they kicked me out. 453 00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:32,722 They call me "tattle-Ina." It's a bumblebee nickname. 454 00:18:32,774 --> 00:18:34,758 It's--It's cute, but it stings. 455 00:18:34,854 --> 00:18:36,515 - Hey, look at the size of that woman's earrings. 456 00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:39,200 It's like little dogs should be jumping through them. 457 00:18:39,277 --> 00:18:40,901 - Mmmmmmm! - [Laughs] 458 00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,138 - This is never going to work. - Look at them. 459 00:18:44,195 --> 00:18:45,650 - This has to end. Mm-Mm, mm-Mm. 460 00:18:45,719 --> 00:18:49,083 - Shirley, don't do this. Look, we can still hang out. 461 00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:52,031 It's just, you know, we won't bag on people. 462 00:18:52,138 --> 00:18:53,682 - Come on, jeff. What are we gonna talk about? 463 00:18:53,818 --> 00:18:55,217 My kids? Your--Your doctor career? 464 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,588 - I was a lawyer. - See? I'm already bored. 465 00:18:58,346 --> 00:18:59,279 - [Sighs] 466 00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:05,380 Well, we'll always have "tiny nipples." 467 00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:06,779 - [Laughs] they were tiny. 468 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,082 Okay. 469 00:19:08,207 --> 00:19:10,488 Jeff, wait. Wait. I know i shouldn't do this, 470 00:19:10,573 --> 00:19:11,957 But one last little piece of gossip. 471 00:19:15,474 --> 00:19:19,801 Britta told me she had a sex dream about you. 472 00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:21,811 You still have a chance. 473 00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:23,691 [Squeals] mm-Hmm. Mm-Mm. 474 00:19:23,769 --> 00:19:25,612 - Details. - Mmmmmm! Mm-Mmm. 475 00:19:25,725 --> 00:19:26,996 - Details! - Mm-Mmm! 476 00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:28,344 - Details! 477 00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:35,077 - Abed, here. 478 00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:38,312 I wanted to say sorry for yelling at you. 479 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:43,509 - Indiana jones. Cool. 480 00:19:43,572 --> 00:19:44,728 - I just got the first three because... 481 00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:46,447 Together: the fourth one blows. 482 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,074 - We're cool. 483 00:19:49,192 --> 00:19:51,038 - I do not want to talk to you. 484 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:52,294 - No, i know, and i'm sorry. 485 00:19:52,396 --> 00:19:55,131 I'm really sorry. I'm really, really sorry, 486 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:57,396 And i will go talk to vaughn if you want me to. 487 00:19:57,468 --> 00:19:58,713 With me. - Oh. 488 00:19:58,763 --> 00:19:59,498 Oh. 489 00:19:59,592 --> 00:20:01,614 - You broke my trust. You suck. 490 00:20:03,188 --> 00:20:04,332 - I know, and i'm sorry, 491 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,524 But i was in a tough position. 492 00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:07,743 I couldn't handle just being one of the girls. 493 00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,126 - What do you want to be? 494 00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:17,701 - Is there a spot on the friendship spectrum 495 00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:19,184 Between total stranger 496 00:20:19,307 --> 00:20:21,564 And having to hear about the guys you date? 497 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,769 And ideally, just a notch underneath 498 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,992 Driving you to the airport and painting your kitchen? 499 00:20:26,082 --> 00:20:27,161 - How about the friend level 500 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,831 Where you sometimes have to cat-Sit? 501 00:20:28,946 --> 00:20:30,423 - Done. 502 00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:33,112 And if i'm occasionally naked in your dreams, 503 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,497 I won't complain. 504 00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:35,633 - Shirley. - I know. 505 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:37,298 She's got a problem. She stirs the pot. 506 00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:38,744 She's a pot stirrer. 507 00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:40,890 - Sorry, dudes. 508 00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:42,809 - No worries, man. 509 00:20:43,028 --> 00:20:46,228 - Yeah, some worries, man. Some worries. 510 00:20:46,409 --> 00:20:47,748 - * now there was a time * 511 00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:50,242 - Whoa. 512 00:20:50,347 --> 00:20:51,875 ♪ when you loved me so ♪ 513 00:20:54,864 --> 00:20:55,827 ♪ i couldn't run ♪ 514 00:20:57,904 --> 00:20:59,496 - Shirley would have said something funny about that guy. 515 00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:00,806 ♪ ♪ 516 00:21:00,851 --> 00:21:03,217 - [Laughs] and so i told him... 517 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,907 Oh, hey--Hey, jeff. 518 00:21:05,032 --> 00:21:06,694 - Shh shh shh shh. 519 00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:08,046 - Oh, no. 520 00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:10,249 Pierce! Pierce, give me your ear-Thing. 521 00:21:10,326 --> 00:21:11,614 - Got rid of it. 522 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,323 You see, jeff, there are certain things 523 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,783 Man was not meant to hear. 524 00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:22,409 We were designed, by whatever entity you choose, 525 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:25,165 To hear what's in this range, 526 00:21:25,289 --> 00:21:27,713 And really, this range alone. 527 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:30,060 Because you know who's talking to us in this range? 528 00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:33,143 The people we love. 529 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,536 - * how you like me now? * 530 00:21:34,604 --> 00:21:35,804 ♪ how you like me now?... ♪ 531 00:21:41,205 --> 00:21:43,289 - He must have heard us call him inspector gadget. 532 00:21:49,972 --> 00:21:51,064 [Imitates a stoner] - Oh, i think it's time 533 00:21:51,132 --> 00:21:52,280 For burning man. 534 00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,948 [Dorky voice] - Ew, i'm saddam hussein. Ew. 535 00:21:55,018 --> 00:21:56,836 [Imitates a stoner] - Nice to meet you, dude. 536 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,999 [Imitates woman] - Ooh, wow. I love reading and being a desperate housewife. 537 00:22:00,108 --> 00:22:01,908 [With jamaican accent] - Hey, man, coming through. 538 00:22:01,971 --> 00:22:03,371 I love de desperate housewives. 539 00:22:03,439 --> 00:22:07,447 [Snotty guy voice] - I'm dr. Doogie seacrest. 540 00:22:07,483 --> 00:22:10,338 I think i'm better than everyone else because i'm 40. 541 00:22:10,405 --> 00:22:11,368 - I'm not 40. 542 00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:14,388 I can hear you through the window, morons. 543 00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:19,642 - Just pretend like you're asleep. 544 00:22:19,886 --> 00:22:23,186 Done by: mosito1001 Resync by Pippo Inzaghi