1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,910 So here's what you missed last week: Quinn's pregnant and Puck's the father, 2 00:00:02,910 --> 00:00:06,720 but Quinn's decided to give the baby to Terri, who's not pregnant, just pretending to be. 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,040 It was her sister Kendra's idea. 4 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:09,960 We're gonna have to get you a baby. 5 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,590 Also, Ken proposed to Emma, and she said... 6 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:12,140 Yes. 7 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:15,290 Oh,and Sue got Figgins to make her co-director of the glee club. 8 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:15,980 Hey, kids. 9 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:18,770 And that's what you missed on... 10 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:27,810 How did this happen? 11 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:29,610 I look like a crazy person. 12 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,460 That's not me. 13 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:35,080 Wow, I didn't know the vein on my neck could stick out like that. 14 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,360 We've been going at it for a week-- 15 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:41,050 ever since the decongestant incident when Figgins brought Sue in to co-run the glee club. 16 00:00:41,050 --> 00:00:43,020 I'm so ashamed of myself. 17 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:45,000 She's turned me into her. 18 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,340 Look at me. 19 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:55,510 Even in the heat of battle I'm so elegant, regal. 20 00:00:55,510 --> 00:00:59,280 I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior. 21 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,950 God,it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will . 22 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:04,550 Shut up, Sue. 23 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:07,970 Look at us: We're even fighting in our voiceovers. 24 00:01:07,970 --> 00:01:10,830 I guess things really started to fall apart a couple of days ago, 25 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:13,910 right after Figgins called us into his office for a sit-down... 26 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:19,230 Sue, Shue, I called you here to get the temperature of the glee club. 27 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:20,000 Great. 28 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,760 I wanted to get a progress report on how you're working together as co-directors. 29 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,230 Well, in my opinion... well, I think... no, go ahead. No, you. 30 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:28,090 Okay. Please. 31 00:01:28,090 --> 00:01:31,843 Principal Figgins, uh...things couldn't be going more smoothly. 32 00:01:31,844 --> 00:01:33,464 I couldn't agree more. 33 00:01:39,283 --> 00:01:45,140 I don't want to hear any reports of either of you trying to curry favor from the children. 34 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:46,640 Am I clear? 35 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,300 Absolutely. 36 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:50,000 As we head into sectionals, 37 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,740 I want to get some feedback, like what kind of stuff you guys would like to be doing. 38 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:57,380 Is there anything, any music in particular, that you guys want to do? 39 00:01:57,380 --> 00:02:00,830 Could we maybe try something a little more...black? 40 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:03,040 I agree. We do an awful lot of show tunes. 41 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,770 It's glee club. Not krunk club. 42 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:07,510 Don't make me take you arhe cpet. 43 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:11,210 Fantastic. Thank you, Mercedes, Kurt. 44 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:13,550 Duly noted. Anything else? 45 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,480 I can pop and lock. 46 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:21,230 Not really what we're going for, Mike, but...noted. Noted, yes. 47 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:24,110 And no pitting the kids against one another. Never. 48 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:27,360 I want to pit these kids against one another, am I clear? 49 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:29,080 Quinn, update. Go. 50 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:33,210 The minority students don't feel like they're being heard. 51 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:35,320 Hmm, a chink in the armor ,huh? 52 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:40,900 I am going to create an environment that is so toxic, 53 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,590 no one will want to be a part of that club. 54 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:48,910 Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple 55 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:51,300 and I salted the earth in the backyard 56 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,300 so that nothing living could grow there for a hundred years. 57 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,740 You know why I did that? 58 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:57,560 Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs. 59 00:02:57,890 --> 00:03:02,390 Sectionals is coming up. What are your co-director plans? 60 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,130 Oh, we were actually...uh, we're each going to direct our own number. 61 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:07,580 And we'll be flipping a coin to see who goes first. 62 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:10,660 It'll be very civilized, very sportsmanlike, so... 63 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:14,390 This arrangement is pleasing to all. 64 00:03:14,390 --> 00:03:16,400 Isn't it? It's great. 65 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,800 Now...let's hug it out. 66 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,720 I'd rather not do that. 67 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:23,880 I really don't see that happening. 68 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,460 This meeting doesn't end until I see your bodies touching. 69 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:31,640 It's a technique I learned last week at my leadership seminar. 70 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:39,770 I will destroy you. 71 00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:46,060 I'm about to vomit down your back. It's on. 72 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,500 http://bbs.sfileydy.com/ Proudly Presents 73 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,400 Glee Season 01 Episode 07 ReSync for 720p by WheezerTheGeezer 74 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:52,910 I'm freaking out. 75 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:54,240 Everything is going to be fine. 76 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,860 Relax. At your age, there's very little chance of anything being wrong. 77 00:03:57,860 --> 00:03:58,750 Awesome. 78 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,510 Okay, this is going to be a little cool to the touch. 79 00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:04,500 Can you just be careful with my uniform? 80 00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:05,940 All right. 81 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:07,970 Speaking of your ages, 82 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:11,270 have you two given any thought to what you're going to do after the baby is born? 83 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:14,190 Whatever Quinn wants is fine. 84 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:18,810 Well, if it makes a difference, it's a girl. 85 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,730 Baby's fine. No mutations or anything. 86 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:42,880 Not even any cool ones. 87 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:46,020 Thanks for taking us today. 88 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:48,010 I was too freaked out to drive. 89 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:50,680 Yeah, no problem. 90 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:55,790 Hey. You doing all right? 91 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,990 um, no. 92 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:02,620 I mean, how am I supposed to take care of a real person? 93 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:05,080 My mom won't even let me have fish. 94 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,680 I-I thought Quinn wanted to give the baby up for adoption. 95 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:13,280 For now, but we both know that's not my call. 96 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:15,740 It sucks. 97 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:20,220 Get all the stress and worry and none of the control. 98 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:24,840 It's cool, Mr. Shue. 99 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:28,620 You wouldn't understand. 100 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:41,820 The independent polling company in my dockers has determined 101 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:42,820 you're the hottest girl in this school. 102 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:45,360 Have you been reading my blog? 103 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,240 Of course not. 104 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:50,230 You're a gossip monger and your blog is nothing but trash and lies,many of them about me. 105 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:51,950 Well, you'll be happy to know the one 106 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:55,950 I'm working on right now has nothing to do with you or your rumored lust for jewfros. 107 00:05:55,950 --> 00:06:00,260 It's about Quinn Fabray. Word on the street is that she's in trouble. 108 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,370 Where did you hear that? 109 00:06:01,370 --> 00:06:02,500 Are you denying it? 110 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,650 Yes. 111 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,910 Because the sae birdi told me 112 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:11,410 you're heartbroKen Finn Hudson didn't choose you to carry his litter. 113 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:20,930 what is it going to take for you to not run the story? 114 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:22,250 Lady's choice. 115 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,060 Heads. 116 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:24,950 Trickster's trick store? This is Sue Sylvester. 117 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:27,340 You got any of these double-headed coins? 118 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,730 Head awesome. 119 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,270 All right, 120 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:37,270 the following students have been selected for a special, elite glee club called Sue's kids. 121 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:39,320 Hold on. We agreed not to split up the group. 122 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,840 Oh, come on, Will. 123 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,550 Give me a chance to do things Sue Sylvester's way. 124 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:45,920 Maybe with my proven leadership abilities, 125 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,320 I can help this pathetic group of mouth breathers place at sectionals. 126 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,630 We can't even compete in sectionals if we divide up the club, Sue. 127 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:52,580 It's against the rules. 128 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,270 Really? 129 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,820 You need to crack open a book, William. 130 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:55,920 Here, I have. 131 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,160 Show choir rule book, page 24. 132 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,760 Provision 14,second addendum. 133 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,000 Twelve members must perform for each team. 134 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,120 However, not allembers must perform every song. 135 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,440 Fine. 136 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:16,400 Just go ahead, take all the football players and your cheerios. 137 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,770 All right,everybody,listen up. 138 00:07:18,770 --> 00:07:22,310 When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black shiny thing. 139 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:23,840 That's called a piano, Sue. 140 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:29,980 Santana. Wheels. Gay kid. Come on. Move it. 141 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:36,910 asian, other asian, Aretha, and shaft. 142 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:41,350 See, Will, I don't want to participate in a group that ignores the needs of minority students. 143 00:07:41,350 --> 00:07:42,550 You have got to be kidding me. 144 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:46,030 Oh, I wouldn't kid about this, Will, and maybe that's your problem. 145 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,300 Bigotry is no laughing matter. 146 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,900 And that's how Sue sees it. 147 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,370 Outstanding. 148 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,630 I wanted to remind you to tell that Quinn girl not to vaccinate in the hospital. 149 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:07,580 I'm pretty sure those shots made my kids stupid. 150 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:11,880 Oh, I guess I could use the vaccination money to buy the organic crib mattress. 151 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,950 I mean, what are the ances of the baby getting polio, right? 152 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:16,680 Bye,Kendra. 153 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,410 I hate you, Will! 154 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,600 That was rude. 155 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:22,800 Don't take the stress of your workday out on me. 156 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:23,750 I don't want to take it out on you, Terri. 157 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,490 I just don't want to feel as powerless in my own home as I do at school. 158 00:08:26,490 --> 00:08:31,900 And I have to come home and listen to you making major decisions about our son with your sister. 159 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,950 I haven't en felt the baby kick yet, and the only time 160 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:38,450 I've ever been to an ob-gyn office was when I took Quinn and Finn for the ten-week ultrasound. 161 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:40,030 You did? 162 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:41,340 How's the baby? 163 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:42,840 Fine. It's a girl. 164 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,950 But that's not the point. 165 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,360 Well,what is the point,Will? 166 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:52,340 My point is that I am the father of that baby. 167 00:08:56,650 --> 00:09:02,480 And I am coming with you to your next doctor's appointment. 168 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:07,210 did you have to get him to stop? 169 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:08,950 Let's just say I feel sorry for my dads 170 00:09:08,950 --> 00:09:13,450 'cause they're probably going to have dipped into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy. 171 00:09:13,450 --> 00:09:14,100 Oh, hardcore. 172 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,430 I don't mind. 173 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,280 I did it to protect you. 174 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:18,190 And Quinn. 175 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:19,130 Of course. 176 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:26,090 We're all teammate hey, I got to tell you, you really are awesome. 177 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:29,850 I'm gonna make it up to you someday, I swear. 178 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:34,820 I need another pair. 179 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:37,400 What's wrong with the ones I already gave you? 180 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,380 Look. uh, they still had the tag on them. 181 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,100 Put those away. 182 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,200 I want Rachel berry panties. 183 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:43,910 Okay, 184 00:09:43,910 --> 00:09:49,510 I expect delivery by tomorrow morning or the story of Quinn Fabray and the stork goes wide. 185 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:51,190 I feel an urge to kiss you right now. 186 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,360 I'm just going to go for it, okay? 187 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,300 No, no, no. You-you-you...stop it. 188 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:02,920 I'm ki-kind of nervous. 189 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,340 I debated not even showing up. 190 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,830 Well,I think it's gonna be great. 191 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:07,950 Did you catch Sue's corner last night? 192 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:12,390 Sometimes people ask me, "Sue, how come you're so sensitive to minorities? 193 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:13,790 " Well,I'll tell you why. 194 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:18,590 Because I know firsthand how hard it is to struggle as a minority in America today. 195 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:21,040 I'm 1/16th Comanche indian. 196 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:26,260 In fact,I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one. 197 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:29,440 Hey, kids, I brought some of my brass buddies with me. 198 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:30,940 Thought maybe they could help us out a little bit. 199 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:35,050 Okay,so I selected a song that I think will speak to the frustration 200 00:10:35,050 --> 00:10:40,050 you felt under the failed leadership of Will Schuester. 201 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:42,640 "Hate on me," an r&b song? 202 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,180 You like that? 203 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:49,920 changster,I want to see some of that pop-and-lock groove you're so famous for. 204 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,620 You go to town. 205 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:53,990 And you, Mercedes, I want to see some Mariah hands. 206 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,330 I can do that. 207 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:58,500 I think we g-g-got this one, Miss Sylvester. 208 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,400 All right, w-we'll see. Hit it! 209 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:13,990 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do 210 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:21,690 if I could give you the world on a silver platter would it even matter? 211 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:23,910 You'd still be mad at me 212 00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:34,410 if I could find in all this a dozen roses that I would give to you you'd still be miserable 213 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:39,620 'cause in reality I'm gonna be who I be 214 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:44,770 and I don't feel no faults for all the lies that you bought 215 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:49,980 you can try as you may break me down,but I say that it 216 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:58,480 ain't up to you gonna do what you do hate on me, hater now or later 217 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:08,230 cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go 'head and hate go 'head and hate on me hater, 218 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:19,170 cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you can hate on me you can hate on me now or later ' 219 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:28,970 cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go on and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater ' 220 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:39,780 cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you can hate on me hate on me, hater now or later 221 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:49,690 'cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad, baby go 'head and hate go 'head and hate on me, hater ' 222 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:58,810 cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you can hate on me. 223 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,290 Sue. 224 00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:04,980 Hey,Sylvester, I'm talking to you. 225 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:06,870 Oh,hey,buddy. I thought I smelled failure. 226 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,080 Why did you take the piano when it was my time up with the kids? 227 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,000 A properly steam-cleaned piano is key to any successful music group. 228 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 You are undermining me in front of these students. 229 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:19,240 Your delusions of persecution are a telltale sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia. 230 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,330 Sue,I am not done talking to you. 231 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:22,370 What about all my sheet music? 232 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,440 My kids need that music. 233 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,950 Well, Will, the last thing your kids need is chronic sinusitis from the mildew 234 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,950 I feared was infesting that old moldy paper. 235 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:30,640 Oh, so, what? You sent it away for somtesting? 236 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,500 No. Burned it. 237 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,950 Oh, that is it, Sue. This ends right here. 238 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:37,420 A cockfight. Fantastic. 239 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,950 No. We are here for these students so, whater problems we have with one another, 240 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,350 we're going to get them out in the open right now. 241 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:43,890 Okay, you want to get real? 242 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:44,900 You're right, Will, 243 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:48,400 I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call religious. 244 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,760 And you want to know why? 245 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,580 Because I don't trust a man with curly hair. 246 00:13:52,580 --> 00:13:56,940 I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, 247 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,240 and I find it disgusting. 248 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,400 Oh, you are a terrible influence on these kids. 249 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,950 I think you're dangerous and I think you teach them all the wrong lessons. 250 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:04,940 I don't care what you think. 251 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:10,000 I have a legacy to protect, William, and glee club is a part of that legacy,and I will win. 252 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,720 And if it means I have to get you fired to do it... so be it. 253 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,800 Those drinks are crap! 254 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,000 Oh,thanks,honey. 255 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,900 I want to finish grading these papers first. 256 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,650 What,you think the kids weren't drunk when they wrote them? 257 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:46,710 Listen,honey.I've been a really crummy wife lately. 258 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,570 Terri,you're carrying my baby. 259 00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:52,270 I have no right to expect anything more than that from you. 260 00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:57,410 No. That is my sister's marriage and I don't want it. Anyway,listen. 261 00:14:57,410 --> 00:14:58,810 Okay. 262 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:02,930 I think that I might be able to help you with your problems at school. 263 00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:08,480 Uh,thanks,Terri,but the last time you helped out at school,it didn't go over very well. 264 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:14,660 besides,this is serious. 265 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:17,510 I mean,Sue said she wouldn't rest until she saw me fired. 266 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:21,870 Well,all the more reason. You got to do whatever it takes, honey. 267 00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:26,140 You got to get down in the gutter if you want to win this. 268 00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,560 Sue, a lot of our readers at cheerleading today... 269 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,320 I'm cutting you off. Is this a cover story? 270 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,800 Yes. Okay. 271 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,210 This is all your readers need to know. I'm all about empowerment. 272 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,600 I empower my cheerio to live in a state of constant fear 273 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,600 by creating an environment of irrational, random terror. 274 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:46,170 Speaking of which...q, here, now! 275 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,090 Where are my cheerios? 276 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,680 Coach , they're not academically eligible. 277 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,000 Mr. Schuester flunked them. 278 00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:00,440 This is a travesty of international proportions. 279 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:04,040 You are jeopardizing my cheerios' role as goodwill ambassadors. 280 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,760 And I have a call in to the president. 281 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,620 Sue, I have in my hand a Spanish quiz in which one of your cheerleaders misspelled her name 282 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,180 and answered every question with a drawing of a sombrero. 283 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,850 You can't stand it. You can't stand to see a woman in a position of power. 284 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:15,440 That has nothing... 285 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:21,120 your psychosexual derangement would be fascinating, Will, if it weren't so terrifying! 286 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,970 Sue. Will did a little research, 287 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:27,470 and according to our test records, most of your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate. 288 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:28,500 Oh,so what? 289 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,260 Why, only last Friday at the football game, 290 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:35,560 they tried to spell out "go, te" and they spelled out...to game. 291 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,250 To game. 292 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:40,920 Since 1992,95% of your cheerios should have flunked Spanish, 293 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,520 and I, for one, am not going to be a part of it anymore. 294 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:47,710 Oh, Will, we all know about your devotion to that dying language. 295 00:16:47,710 --> 00:16:48,240 Dying language? 296 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,610 Let me break this down for you, okay? 297 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,170 I empower my cheerios to be champions. 298 00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,320 Do they go on to college? 299 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,020 I don't know. I don't care. 300 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,620 See...should they learn Spanish? 301 00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:00,190 Sure, if they want to become dishwashers and gardeners. 302 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:04,910 But if they want to be bankers and lawyers and captains of industry, 303 00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:10,530 the most important lesson they could possibly learn is how to do a round-off. 304 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,400 She is deranged! 305 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,460 You know what? This all happened on your watch. 306 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:17,560 You have allowed this to go on for years. 307 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,900 Say something! 308 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:20,740 Oh, ple... 309 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,780 oh, okay. 310 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,100 Sue, Will is correct. 311 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:23,800 You're wrong. 312 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,500 What? Thank you. 313 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:28,010 From now on, no free passes. That's it! 314 00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:29,450 there! 315 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,130 See you in glee club, Sue. 316 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,750 Don't...touch me. 317 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:39,820 That is a lawsuit, mister. I will Sue your ass! 318 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:42,100 What happened to our little agreement, huh? 319 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:46,310 Will I be uploading a certain video to YouTube this afternoon? 320 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:48,900 Anti-embolism stockings can be purchased... 321 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,760 oh, Sue. I put it on YouTube myself. 322 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,780 And it only got two hits. 323 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:58,670 let me break it down for you. Nobody cares! 324 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,940 no! Not the children! 325 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:12,810 move! Move! 326 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,290 what is this? 327 00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:22,590 Check it out. 328 00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:25,470 I came up with a name that I think would be good for the kid. 329 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,380 Eyes on your own test, Finn. 330 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:31,570 What's up now, Ronnie? 331 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,010 Anyway, then I read that Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple, 332 00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:40,010 and I think that's so cool 'cause you know how much I love apples, right? 333 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:44,560 And so I figured we should name our kid something more original and poetic. 334 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,420 Then I came up with the best baby name of all time. 335 00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,430 Drizzle! Drizzle? 336 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,430 Yeah! Yeah! 337 00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,770 'Cause you know how awesome it is when it's just drizzling outside, but it's not really raining, 338 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:59,150 so it smells like rain, but you don't need an umbrella to go outside. 339 00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:00,320 Are you a moron? 340 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:00,820 What? 341 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:03,300 We're not naming our baby drizzle. 342 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,540 We're not naming our baby anything. 343 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,280 Finish your test, Finn. 344 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,080 Will you give me my test back? 345 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,050 I just don't understand anything. 346 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,120 That's not my problem. 347 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,170 You are so insensitive. 348 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:18,790 Bringing up baby names to me when you know I don't want to keep it. 349 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,050 I can't keep it. 350 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,220 I know, but I don't get what you expect me to do about it. 351 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:23,040 Not have an opinion. 352 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,200 Hey,this is happening to me, too. 353 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,810 No, it's not. 354 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:31,430 You're not the one whose parents will burn her like a witch if they find out. 355 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:35,880 You know, sometimes I wish you were a little more like Rachel. 356 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,050 Really? 357 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,890 Yeah. She cares about my feelings. 358 00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:42,580 She sticks up for me. She sticks up for both of us. 359 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,960 You know that she gave that Jacob kid a pair of her underpants 360 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:49,560 just to keep him from posting on his blog about you being pregnant? 361 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,050 You think she did that for me? 362 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,850 Just to be a good teammate? 363 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:56,070 Yeah. That's what she told me. 364 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,940 I know some guys cheat on their wives or pregnant girlfriends. 365 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:04,610 Just don't do it with her. 366 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:11,820 whoo! Hey-oh, hey-oh where they at, where they at? 367 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:15,000 Where they at, where they at? Where they at, where they at? Where they at? 368 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,970 Come on if you wanna go and take a ride with me we three-wheelin' 369 00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:21,070 in the four with the gold cvs oh, 370 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,530 why do I live this way? 371 00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:25,030 Hey, must be the money in the club on the late night, 372 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:30,850 feel ya right looking trying to spot some real nice looking for a little shorty I noticed 373 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:36,410 so I can take home I can take home she can be 18,18 with an attitude or 19 kind of snotty, 374 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,290 acting real rude but as long as you a diggy-diggy, then,girl, 375 00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:43,990 you know that it's on you know that it's on I see something coming toward me 376 00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:44,790 on the dance floor sexy and real slow 377 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:49,720 and saying she was beeping and I dig the last video 378 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720 somewhere that we could go how could I tell her no? 379 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,660 Her measurements were 36-25-34 380 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:57,190 I like the way you brush your hair I like those stylish clothes you wear 381 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:03,050 I like the way the light hit the ice and glare and I can see you moving way over there 382 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,030 I miss us all being together. 383 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:11,090 I hope we don't get in trouble for our covert jam session. 384 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,660 if Sue catches us mingling, we're cooked. 385 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:17,590 She told me if I even talked to one of Mr.Shue's kids that she would shave my head. 386 00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:19,910 And I just can't rock that look. I mean, even Justin Timberlake is growing his 'fro back. 387 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,630 well, we got to go, you guys. 388 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:28,020 Miss Sylvester is expecting us in ten minutes in the dance studio. 389 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,470 Bye, white people. 390 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:35,250 Hey! What are you guys doing here? 391 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,100 Just s-s-stopping by to say hello. 392 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,000 Oh, it's great to see you guys. 393 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:44,490 All right, great news, guys. 394 00:21:44,490 --> 00:21:47,770 Brought the band with me, and I think that we have our number for sectionals. 395 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:52,940 Mr.Sh, we don't like what this has become. 396 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:55,960 Don't you guys see? That is how Sue wants you to feel. 397 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,290 Giving up doesn't help anyone but her. 398 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:01,980 Look, if it were up to me we would all perform together at sectionals, 399 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:02,980 but it's not up to me anymore, okay? 400 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:06,730 Sue's going to do her song, and we are gonna do ours. 401 00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:10,670 Sue's kids are singing about hate, literally. 402 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:16,060 So, I thought we would try a kinder approach. 403 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:19,980 All right, Finn and Rachel, come up here; you're gonna take the leads. 404 00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,210 Oh,I love this song! 405 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:22,510 Okay, follow my lead. 406 00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:24,360 Don't wait for me. 407 00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:26,730 so much for togetherness. 408 00:22:26,730 --> 00:22:29,350 Guys, you guys really need to practice this, all right? 409 00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:32,920 Night and day, between classes, it has to be letter-perfect. Okay? 410 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,140 You got it, Mr. S. 411 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:35,709 Of course. Hit it. 412 00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:52,180 Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air.. ooh, ooh, 413 00:22:54,029 --> 00:22:56,169 if I should die before I wake 414 00:22:56,730 --> 00:23:03,060 it's 'cause you took my breath away losing you is like living in a world with no air oh 415 00:23:06,075 --> 00:23:10,305 I'm here alone, didn't want to leave my heart won't move, 416 00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:15,511 it's incomplete wish there was a way that I could make you understand 417 00:23:17,443 --> 00:23:24,903 but how do you expect me to live alone with just me? 418 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:29,280 'Cause my world revolves around you it's so hard for me to breathe 419 00:23:30,736 --> 00:23:36,080 now tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air with no air no air can't live, 420 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,280 can't breathe with no air whoa, whoa no air 421 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,230 it's how I feel whenever you ain't there 422 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:46,068 no breathing no breathing no air got me out here in the water, 423 00:23:47,526 --> 00:23:51,706 tell me how you gonna be without me can't be without you, 424 00:23:52,154 --> 00:23:58,100 baby breathe, no air...so deep so deep so deep 425 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:06,313 baby, yeah no hard for me to breathe 426 00:24:06,313 --> 00:24:13,313 how tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air no air no, no 427 00:24:13,314 --> 00:24:19,730 it's how I feel when I know you ain't there there's no air, 428 00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:22,730 no air not there got me out here in the water, so deep 429 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:34,300 tell me how you gonna be without me if you ain't here, I just can't breathe it's no air no air. 430 00:24:37,049 --> 00:24:39,560 Amazing, guys. Bull's-eye. 431 00:24:39,576 --> 00:24:42,116 Excuse me. What about us? 432 00:24:42,239 --> 00:24:44,823 You expect us to just sway back here like props? 433 00:24:44,824 --> 00:24:46,615 Say it for me again. Word for word. 434 00:24:46,616 --> 00:24:50,493 What about us? You expect us to just sway back here like props? 435 00:24:50,886 --> 00:24:52,396 Perfect. Then turn to the other two and say... 436 00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:55,142 I think Sue was right about him. 437 00:24:55,142 --> 00:24:58,892 He clearly doesn't like minorities. 438 00:25:00,685 --> 00:25:05,345 Can you imagine, in this day and age, being discriminated against? 439 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:09,215 My goodness, the pain you must be feeling. 440 00:25:09,215 --> 00:25:11,121 So, your last name's Puckerman, huh? 441 00:25:11,121 --> 00:25:11,831 Shalom. 442 00:25:12,297 --> 00:25:13,677 Who knew? 443 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,800 And poor, sweet Brittany. 444 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,820 Oh, I know the Dutch are famous for being a cold people, 445 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:23,870 but that's no excuse for eating you like some half-price hooker 446 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,970 in Amsterdam's famous red light district. 447 00:25:25,970 --> 00:25:29,630 Well, all I can say is if you're serious about leaving Schuester, 448 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:37,990 Sue Sylvester's rainbow tent will gladly protect you from his storm of racism. 449 00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:46,500 Hey, babe, you home? 450 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,090 hey, what's for dinner? 451 00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:53,910 Oh...why don't you get something from takeout? 452 00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:57,350 Hey, listen, I don't expect you start cooking, 453 00:25:57,350 --> 00:26:00,990 but on nights when you're home first, I think it's appropriate for you to take care of dinner. 454 00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:03,240 Wow, you're so forceful. 455 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,250 What's gotten into you? 456 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,740 You. You were right. 457 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:14,830 I stood up to Sue, and now she is begging me for mercy. Oh, I feel great! 458 00:26:14,830 --> 00:26:17,640 And I have you to thank for it. 459 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,390 I have my moments, huh? 460 00:26:19,390 --> 00:26:21,480 You're going to have another one this Friday at 4:00. 461 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:26,750 I made an appointment for us with Dr. Wu. 462 00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:29,660 My obstetrician? 463 00:26:29,660 --> 00:26:35,210 I'm finally going to get a look at my little boy. 464 00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:39,660 Hey, pick whatever you want for dinner. 465 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:42,180 Just not Chinese again. 466 00:26:51,970 --> 00:26:52,860 Who do you think you are? 467 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:56,200 Well, now you know how it felt for me to have my cheerios snatched away. 468 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,550 I can't do a song with three kids! 469 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,860 Not with that attitude. 470 00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:02,880 Look, I'm prepared to cut you a deal. 471 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:09,600 You pass my cheerios, and I'll give you back your team of losers and snot-faucets. 472 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:17,660 Sue Sylvester, you're going to have to pry those "f"s from my cold, dead hands. 473 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:20,540 Can't wait, pal! 474 00:27:22,780 --> 00:27:25,130 My job is very stressful. 475 00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:30,920 After dentists, obstetricians have the highest rate of suicide among medical professionals. 476 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:33,760 Caring for my bonsai relaxes me. 477 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,900 I had a huge crush on the karate kid when I was a teenager. 478 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,030 Can we cut the crap? 479 00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:43,370 I guess I'm a little curious as to what you ladies want from me. Neither of you are pregnant. 480 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:46,450 Well, Wu, you delivered all three of my kids. 481 00:27:46,450 --> 00:27:48,750 Each one is dumber than the last. 482 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:54,040 Plus, they all have add and although my husband nor I have red hair, 483 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,940 they are all creepy ginger kids. 484 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,620 It's caused by a recessive gene. 485 00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,020 That's one theory. 486 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,270 Do you wanna hear mine? 487 00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:05,170 You gave me too much pitocin when I was in labor, and it screwed up their dna. 488 00:28:05,170 --> 00:28:07,310 That's not a theory. You just made that up. 489 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:10,920 Mrs. Schuester, is your sister on some kind of new psychotropic medication? 490 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,780 Not that I know of. 491 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:13,470 That's offensive. 492 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:14,740 Are you all right? 493 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:17,310 Here's the deal, 494 00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:22,310 My husband does the taxes for some very powerful mid-sized law firms in this town. 495 00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:25,530 And I'm sure somebody would be more than happy to take on my lawsuit. 496 00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:26,520 You'll never win. 497 00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,200 I don't have to win. 498 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,790 There's only twobs in this town. 499 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,340 You get even the slightest stink on you, 500 00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:37,020 and you can bet that a bunch of your patients will just close on up their legs . 501 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,520 and walk on over to Dr. Chin 502 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,230 Okay, this is outrageous. 503 00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:45,760 What do you want? 504 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,190 Listen here, treasure-trail, we're about to have a smackdown. 505 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,360 I don't want to have a confrontation. 506 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,120 Don't play stupid with me, stubbles. 507 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,230 I'm having Finn's baby and you need to back off. 508 00:29:01,230 --> 00:29:04,840 I'm asking you as nicely as I possibly can. 509 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,380 Leave him alone. 510 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:09,970 You're right. 511 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:13,040 I've helped you not because it's the right thing to do, 512 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,000 but because I had romantic ulterior motives. 513 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,820 But just so we're clear, you're the one who's cheating. 514 00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:21,110 Excuse me? 515 00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:23,480 I have on good authority that you're Sue Sylvester's mole. 516 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,290 And you can deny it all you want,but I know it's true. 517 00:29:25,290 --> 00:29:27,250 I have no idea what you're talking about. 518 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:28,270 Sue's not on your side, Quinn. 519 00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:30,350 She's not on anyone's side but her own. 520 00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:32,990 Can you imagine what she's gonna do once she finds out about your situation? 521 00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:36,480 She'll probably try to rip off your uniform with her bare hands. 522 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,980 Every time you whisper in her ear, you empower her to do more damage to the glee club. 523 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:44,310 And right now, glee club is all you have, 524 00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:47,310 and if I were you, I'd recognize who my true friends are. 525 00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:49,320 Oh, and I'd practice a little bit more. 526 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,030 Because you obviously have a lot you need to express. 527 00:29:52,030 --> 00:29:55,110 Oh, you have no idea. 528 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:59,780 Set me free, why don't you, baby? 529 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:03,230 Get out my life, why don't you, baby? 530 00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:10,560 'Cause you don't really love me you just keep me hanging on 531 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:17,440 you don't really need me but you keep me hanging on 532 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:24,210 why do you keep coming around playing with my heart? 533 00:30:24,670 --> 00:30:31,450 Why don't you get out of my life and let me make a new start? 534 00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:42,010 Let me get over you the way you've gotten over me hey, set me free, why don't you, baby? 535 00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:45,140 Let me be, why don't you, baby? 536 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:52,370 'Cause you don't really love me you just keep me hanging on 537 00:30:52,370 --> 00:30:59,610 now you don't really want me you just keep me hanging on 538 00:30:59,610 --> 00:31:07,100 you say although we broke up you still wanna be just friends 539 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:13,600 but how can we still be friends when seeing you only breaks my heart again? 540 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,890 And there ain't nothin' I can do about it. 541 00:31:15,890 --> 00:31:20,380 Whoa, whoa, whoa set me free, why don't you, baby? 542 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:23,270 Get out my life, why don't you, baby? 543 00:31:23,270 --> 00:31:30,850 Go on, get out, get out of my life and let me sleep at night please, 544 00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:45,180 'cause you don't really love me you just keep me hanging on on, on, on... 545 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,840 all right, everybody, take five. 546 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,540 we would just like to say that although we find ourselves on opposite sides, 547 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:08,460 we hope you enjoy our number and we look forward to seeing yours... 548 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,450 Get on with it! 549 00:32:09,450 --> 00:32:12,260 Enough with the jibba-jabba! Sing something! 550 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:15,690 Sue, you can't talk to kids that way. 551 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:23,760 Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air? 552 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,470 All right, that's it. Come on. She had her chance. Everybody up! We're leaving. 553 00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:29,540 I'm sorry. Is there a fire? 554 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:32,120 No, and that's the point, there is no fire. 555 00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,260 You know, 556 00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:38,060 it's sad enough that my "Sues' kids" are living in squalor and probably on food stamps. 557 00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:38,820 My dad's a dentist. 558 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:41,590 But for you to drag them in here and bore them to death,I won't stand for it. 559 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:45,110 Come on, kids,out. We're going for conies, my t at. 560 00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:46,920 All right, that's it! 561 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,540 Really? 562 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:48,820 You know what, Sue? 563 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:52,500 You've been pretty honest about your feelings for me, so let me return the favor. 564 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,170 You're rude, Sue. 565 00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:57,470 You have no class, and you are a Terrible teacher! 566 00:32:57,470 --> 00:32:58,790 I'll have you know I have my PhD. 567 00:32:58,790 --> 00:33:00,630 You got it online, Sue! 568 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:03,080 You are a failed performer, Will! 569 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,250 You weren't good enough to make it in the real world. 570 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:09,280 You're not even good enough to run this stupid little club that nobody cares about. 571 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,040 Time after time, Will, you fail! 572 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,100 You spend every waking moment of your life 573 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:18,000 figuring out ways to Terrify children to try to make you feel better about yourself, 574 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,070 and the fact that you're probably gonna spend the rest of your life alone! 575 00:33:21,070 --> 00:33:22,330 How dare you to talk to me like that! 576 00:33:22,330 --> 00:33:24,580 Don't you even go...Don't you point your... 577 00:33:29,390 --> 00:33:30,960 enough! 578 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,760 I'm sorry Mr.Shue, Ms. Sylvester, 579 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,020 but if we wanted to hear mom and dad fight, 580 00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:38,420 those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday. 581 00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:41,170 I agree. Glee club is supposed to be fun. 582 00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:43,680 And furthermore, I don't like this minority business. 583 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,310 I may be a strong, proud black woman, but I'm a lot more than that. 584 00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:48,500 I'm out. 585 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,810 M-me, too. 586 00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:54,000 Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm-out is done. 587 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,730 I encourage you to follow my lead. 588 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,660 is that necessary? 589 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:23,440 It's nothing I haven't seen before. 590 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,260 I mean, I am the one who knocked her up. 591 00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:27,650 Just standard operating procedure. 592 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,120 you okay, Mr.Schuester? 593 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,100 You seem upset. 594 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:33,790 Just, just a little stressed. 595 00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:34,780 Bad day at work. 596 00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:36,450 Will, you're about to see your child for the first time. 597 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:40,310 Can you forget about those dancing delinquents for one minute? 598 00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:45,770 You're right. I'm sorry. 599 00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:50,660 Oh, my parents are gonna kill me if I don't come home with the DVD. 600 00:34:58,190 --> 00:35:01,480 Got it right here. All right! 601 00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:07,410 The gel. Oh! You okay? 602 00:35:07,410 --> 00:35:08,480 Ooh, that must be cold. 603 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,240 It's really... 604 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,910 Sorry about that. yeah, it's a little cold. 605 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,910 That's him! 606 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:29,050 oh, hold on a sec. 607 00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:29,780 What? 608 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,130 Is something wrong with him? 609 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,720 Well, not exactly. 610 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:38,680 This is really embarrassing, but it appears as if your boy is a girl. 611 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,950 oh,my god! Did something happen to his...? 612 00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:42,080 No, he never had one. 613 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:42,860 He's a she. 614 00:35:42,860 --> 00:35:44,200 Must have misread the first sonogram. 615 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,190 Sorry about that. 616 00:35:57,340 --> 00:36:01,850 Honey, I didn't know that having a boy was so important to you 617 00:36:01,850 --> 00:36:03,700 it isn't. 618 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,640 I don't care what she is. 619 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:12,250 She's all ours. 620 00:36:14,570 --> 00:36:18,110 I'm just so...happy. 621 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:34,860 No matter whatappens, I want you to remember at this moment, that we love each other, okay? 622 00:36:40,010 --> 00:36:41,090 Hey, Sue. 623 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:45,230 William, close the door. 624 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,470 I, uh, wanted to talk to you about the auditorium. 625 00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:51,030 Good. I wanted to come to you, too, 626 00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:53,630 but I have no idea where your office is. Why don't you have a seat. 627 00:36:53,630 --> 00:36:55,020 Sure. 628 00:36:56,630 --> 00:37:01,020 So, I decided to step down as co-head of glee. 629 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,120 Really? 630 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,110 Yeah, it's not for me. It's too fruity. 631 00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:08,470 I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional unless it's from physical exhaustion. 632 00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:09,590 Yeah, it did get pretty bad in there. 633 00:37:09,590 --> 00:37:13,200 Oh, yeah. I'd still like to stay on as consigliore. You know, 634 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:26,330 maybe you could show me your set lists before competitions, just so I not MTV, but still. 635 00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:29,750 why do I feel like I'm about to fall through a trapdoor into a pit of fire? 636 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,180 Because you don't trust me. 637 00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:33,300 I know my methods are extreme. 638 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:36,150 And I know I'm not like the rest of you hippies, 639 00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:42,150 caring about the kids' feelings as if they're real, but I do care about teaching. 640 00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:45,590 And when I coach them, and they win... 641 00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:47,850 I win. 642 00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:50,540 And you know how I feel about winning. 643 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:52,620 I do. 644 00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:56,150 Look, who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball? 645 00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:58,440 No one would say that. 646 00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,610 Probably right. 647 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,420 But, um, in hindsight... 648 00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:07,090 you were right to shine the spotlight on the fact that those kids are minorities. 649 00:38:07,090 --> 00:38:09,400 Because you're all minorities. 650 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,690 You are in the glee club. 651 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:16,400 Now there are only 12 of you, and all you have is each other. 652 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,870 So it doesn't matter that Rachel is Jewish, or that Finn is... 653 00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:23,220 unable to tell my rights from my lefts. 654 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:24,450 sure. 655 00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:27,210 Or that Santana is latina, or that Quinn is... 656 00:38:27,210 --> 00:38:30,710 ...pregnant. 657 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,140 Sorry, Q. It'll be all over the blogosphere by this afternoon. 658 00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:40,490 Now everybody knows... including me. 659 00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:58,140 how could you do that? 660 00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:01,160 Do you have any idea how much pain you caused by running that story? 661 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,430 Sue made me do it. 662 00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:08,850 This was a particularly interesting find from today's round of locker checks. 663 00:39:08,850 --> 00:39:11,020 Are these your droopy white granny panties, Jacob? 664 00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:13,960 Are you an "eve" who was born a "Steve"? 665 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:18,100 Because if you are, I think there's a special school that would better address your needs. 666 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,120 And I think that school is in Thailand. 667 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,580 Rachel gave them to me so I wouldn't run the Quinn story. 668 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:24,480 What Quinn story? 669 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,330 Quinn Fabray's preant. 670 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,020 Not a chance. 671 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:35,110 If my head cheerleader was pregnant, 672 00:39:35,110 --> 00:39:38,910 jeopardizing the very future of my cheerios and thus my teaching tenure, 673 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:41,000 I think she would have come to me. 674 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,760 Quinn Fabray repects me, would never lie to me ,never. 675 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,550 I have three sources confirming. 676 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:53,130 Please don't expel me. 677 00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:57,130 I'll kill the story. 678 00:39:57,130 --> 00:40:00,820 No. Run it. 679 00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:03,070 I'm sorry, Rachel. 680 00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:14,830 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 681 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:21,150 Everything's gonna be okay. 682 00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:32,460 You're not alone together we stand I'll be by your side you know I'll take your hand 683 00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:36,990 when it gets cold and it feels like the end 684 00:40:36,990 --> 00:40:43,390 there's no place to go you know I won't give in ah...ah... 685 00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:49,210 no,I won't give in ah-ah... yeah, yeah! 686 00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:58,750 Keep holding on 'cause you know we'll make it through we'll make it through 687 00:40:58,750 --> 00:41:07,230 just stay strong 'cause you know I'm here for you, I'm here for you 688 00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:10,380 there's nothing yay can s nothing you can say 689 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:15,380 nothing You can do nothing you can do there's no other way when it comes to the truth 690 00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:26,050 so keepolding on 'cause you know we'll make it through we'll make it through 691 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,150 hear me when I say, when I say, 692 00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:34,210 "I believe "nothing's gonna change, nothing's gonna change destiny 693 00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:46,140 whatever's meant to be will work out perfectly" yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 694 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,070 keep holding on 695 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:14,570 there's nothing you can say nothing you can say nothing you can do nothing you can do 696 00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:19,350 there's no other way when it comes to the truth 697 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:35,500 so keep holding on 'cause you know we'll make it through. 698 00:42:36,535 --> 00:42:39,064 Re-Sync'd for: Glee.S01E07.720p.HDTV.X264-DIMENSION By WheezerTheGeezer 699 00:42:39,064 --> 00:42:40,064 Go "O"!!