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(school bell ringing)
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(gasps) My weave!
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(gasps)
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(gasps)
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What the hell, Karofsky?!
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Oh, I've wanted to do that
ever since fifth grade
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when you made fun of me
for getting pubes.
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Now that you've joined
Lullaby Lees
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and sperminated the queen
of the ChastitBall,
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and dropped below us hockey
dudes on the food chain,
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it's open season.
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Screw you, Karofsky!
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You and your Neanderthal
Puckheads are nothing!
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You're gonna pay
for this, dude!
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No, I'm not. You two don't
have the juice anymore.
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Welcome to the New World Order.
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(chuckles)
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(bell rings)
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Hmm...
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Hey, guys.
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We need to talk.
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Okay.
hey, guys.
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As you know,
even though she refuses
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to wear the ring
and won't tell anyone
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including her mother
about the engagement,
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Emma and I are in fact
getting married.
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Yes, and Ken has
convinced me
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that we need to at least be
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in the same room
when the marriage is certified.
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KEN:
What can I say?
I'm a traditionalist.
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We're going to Hawaii and
getting married on the beach.
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And you want me to come?
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No, no, no, no,
I picked Hawaii
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because it's far away
from everybody we know.
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Oh. Um...
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The thing is is that after
a very brief private ceremony,
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Ken has decided he would like
to have a first dance.
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The problem is,
we can't decide on a song.
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Yes, I would like to have
"I Could Have Danced All Night."
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Oh, from My Fair Lady.
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Great choice.
Such a romantic song.
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Yes.
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Yeah, if you're making
a mix tape
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for the boring parade.
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I want "The Thong Song."
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I need something I can shake
my moneymaker to.
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Um...
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I was remembering, um...
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that you did those,
uh, mash-up things
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- with the Glee kids.
- Uh-huh.
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Right? So I thought maybe
you could find a way
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to use both
of our songs.
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Um, and I -- well, we both
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need/want/need
dance lessons.
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Yeah, I mean, I might need
a bit of polishing,
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But it's the Emster here
you really have to work with.
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I had a monster case
of athlete's foot
a couple years back.
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Had to get all my toenails
removed. So if she steps
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on my feet during the
dance, I might pass out.
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We would, uh... be very happy
to pay you for your time, Will.
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No, no, I want to give you these
lessons as a wedding gift.
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Sound good?
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Great.
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(school bell ringing)
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This is a disaster.
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Our reputation as McKinley
High's "it" couple
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is in serious jeopardy
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if we don't find
some way to be cool
again, Finn.
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The slushy war
has commenced.
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And if Finn and Quinn
got nailed,
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none of us are safe.
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Okay, guys, we're a little
behind for Sectionals,
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Thanks to our Sue Sylvester
detour,
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but you guys seem to really
enjoy doing mash-ups, right?
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And I'm gonna keep
you guys fired up.
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Plus, there's
an important lesson
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to be learned
with mash-ups.
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Sometimes things are
so different,
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they don't feel
like they go together.
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But the big difference
between them
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is what makes them great,
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Like...chocolate and bacon.
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Or Glee Club
and football.
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Exactly. But you've proven
that it is a great combination.
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So, here is (chuckles)
my personal favorite song,
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And your homework for the week
is to find an unexpected mash-up
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To go with it.
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"Bust a Move"?
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MERCEDES:
Yeah, this song is
old school.
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- All right, um, Artie?
- Yeah?
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Try to follow along
on the bass.
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Finn, take us through it.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Schuester.
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I got corn syrup
in my eye.
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Okay, uh, Puck,
how about it?
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I don't really
groove on Young MC.
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I am shocked
at the lack
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of leading-man ambition
in this room right now.
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It's okay, Rachel.
I guess I'm gonna have
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to show these guys
how it's done.
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(all exclaim)
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♪ Bust it! ♪
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(playing funky bass line)
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♪ This here's a tale
for all the fellas ♪
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♪ Trying to do
what those ladies tell us ♪
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♪ Get shot down 'cause
you're overzealous? ♪
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♪ Play hard to get,
females get jealous ♪
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♪ Okay, smarty, go to a party ♪
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♪ Girls are scantily clad
and show a body ♪
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♪ A chick walks by,
you wish you could sex her ♪
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♪ But you're standing on the
wall like you was Poindexter ♪
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♪ Movie show
and so you're going ♪
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♪ Could care less about
the five you're blowin' ♪
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♪ Theater gets dark
just to start the show ♪
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* And then you spot a fine woman
sitting in your row *
* Uh *
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♪ She's dressed in yellow,
she says, "Hello" ♪
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♪ "Come sit next to me,
you fine fellow" ♪
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* Uh *
* You run over there
without a second to lose *
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♪ And what comes next?
Hey, bust a move ♪
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♪ You want it, you got it, uh ♪
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♪ You want it,
baby, you got it ♪
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♪ Just bust a move! ♪
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♪ You want it, you got it, uh ♪
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♪ You want it,
baby, you got it ♪
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♪ Your best friend Harry
has a brother Larry ♪
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♪ In five days from now,
he's gonna marry ♪
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♪ He's hoping you can make it
there if you can ♪
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♪ 'Cause in the ceremony,
you'll be the best man ♪
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♪ You say "Neato,"
check your libido ♪
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♪ And roll to the church
in your new tuxedo ♪
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♪ The bride walks down
just to start the wedding ♪
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♪ And there's one more girl
you won't be getting ♪
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♪ So you start thinking,
then you start blinking ♪
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♪ A bridesmaid looks
and thinks that you're winking ♪
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♪ She think you're kinda cute,
so she winks back ♪
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♪ And then you're
feeling really fine ♪
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♪ 'Cause the girl is stacked ♪
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♪ Reception's jumpin',
bass is pumpin' ♪
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♪ Look at the girl
and your heart starts thumpin' ♪
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♪ Says she wants to dance
to a different groove ♪
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♪ Now you know what to do, G,
bust a move ♪
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♪ You want it, you got it, uh ♪
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♪ You want it,
baby, you got it ♪
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♪ Just bust a move! ♪
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♪ You want it, you got it, uh ♪
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♪ You want it,
baby, you got it ♪
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♪ Move it, boy ♪
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♪ Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh,
babe, uh ♪
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♪ Uh, yeah, uh, huh-uh, babe,
uh-uh, babe ♪
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♪ Uh, uh, hey, yeah ♪
♪ Just bust a move! ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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And toyota. Moving forward.
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So, how can I, uh,
how can I help you kids?
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Is it, uh, too many friends
on MySpace or...?
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I can't believe
we're saying this,
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but we need some advice
on how to be cool.
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Yeah, you must have
picked up some ideas
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about what cool people
do from watching them
over the years.
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Not that you were
never cool yourself.
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Yeah, well, um, but, um,
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You're two of the most popular
kids in school.
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We were, until we joined
Glee Club.
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That's why he got
a slushy facial,
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I'm sure of it.
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Okay, I see.
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Um, don't really have any
pamphlets on how to be popular.
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Uh, okay, right, well, let's...
Let's talk about this.
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Why, why is it so important
for you to be cool, huh?
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Don't you like being in Glee?
It's fun.
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Status is like currency.
When your bank account is full,
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You can get away with doing
just about anything.
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But right now we're
like toxic assets.
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When my mom applied
to college,
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She put "Being popular"
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as her main extracurricular
activity.
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And she got into Arizona State.
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Sunglasses are so sexy.
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Sunglasses.
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Yeah, sunglasses are, um,
really, really cool.
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I'm always seeing, you know,
celebrities
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wear them in um, magazines,
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Even at night.
Doesn't need to be day.
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Very popular. Gives you a sense
of mystery, you know. Rappers.
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Totally. It's like you can't
see their eyes,
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So they have all the power.
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I could be looking
at your boobs,
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And you'd have no idea.
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(Gasps) Um, no, um, no.
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Kids, look,
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The most important thing is
that you be yourselves, okay?
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And if people don't like you
for that, then I'm sorry.
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But who needs 'em?
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(school bell ringing)
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Hi.
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Hi.
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(chuckles)
It was my cousin Betty's.
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We were obsessed
with Princess Di's dress
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when we were little girls,
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so, um, when she got married,
she insisted on having
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this, uh, this long train.
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Is there a reason
you have it on now?
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Yes, yes, yeah.
Okay.
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Um, she didn't wear it
to her dance rehearsals,
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and the night of the wedding,
her husband kept
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stepping on the train.
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- Really bad.
The fight was epic.
- Ooh...
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The priest cried.
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They were divorced
three months later.
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Actually,
maybe I shouldn't wear it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's all good, it's all good.
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We'll, uh, we'll see
how you move in it, all right?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Um, so first, um,
let's do Ken's selection,
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and then, uh, we'll work in
your song for the big finish.
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- Okay.
- All right?
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Hey, Emma, I'm really excited
about this.
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- Fantastic.
- So, so exciting.
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(violins play)
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This thing right here...
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is letting
all the ladies know...
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what guys talk about.
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You know, the finer
things in life.
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(chuckles)
Check it out.
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♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
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♪ And you know another guy
couldn't handle it ♪
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♪ She's shaking that thing,
like, "Who's the dish?" ♪
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♪ With a look in your eye
so devilish, uh ♪
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♪ She like to dance
at the hip-hop spots ♪
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♪ And she cruise to the crews
like connect the dots ♪
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♪ Not just urban,
she likes to pop ♪
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* 'Cause she was living
la vida loca *
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♪ She had dumps like
a truck, truck-truck ♪
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♪ Thighs like what, what-what? ♪
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♪ Baby, move you
butt, butt-butt ♪
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♪ Uh, I think
I'll sing it again ♪
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♪ She had dumps like
a truck, truck-truck ♪
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♪ Thighs like what, what-what? ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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♪ Let me see that thong ♪
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♪ Baby! ♪
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♪ That thong, th-thong,
thong, thong ♪
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♪ I like it
when the beat goes... ♪
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♪ Baby, make your booty go... ♪
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♪♪
245
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(both grunt, gasp)
246
00:10:29,132 --> 00:10:30,499
(pained laughing)
247
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,201
(laughs):
Oh, god, are you okay?
248
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I'm okay. Are you okay?
249
00:10:33,537 --> 00:10:35,037
Yeah.
Oh-oh!
250
00:10:35,038 --> 00:10:36,706
Oh...
251
00:10:36,707 --> 00:10:38,207
Ah.
252
00:10:39,509 --> 00:10:41,510
It's the darned "Thong song."
253
00:10:41,511 --> 00:10:43,679
(laughs):
I don't think
it's the song.
254
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,348
(laughs)
255
00:10:45,349 --> 00:10:47,450
I think you need
a new dress.
256
00:10:47,451 --> 00:10:50,186
Come on.
257
00:10:50,187 --> 00:10:51,988
All right.
258
00:10:51,989 --> 00:10:54,190
- Upsy-daisy.
- Oh, I'm stuck.
259
00:10:54,191 --> 00:10:57,360
All right, let's try,
uh, reverse tear on two.
260
00:10:57,361 --> 00:10:58,961
Let's not.
261
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,997
Hey, Azimio,
I'm the quarterback --
262
00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:02,531
I call the plays.
263
00:11:02,532 --> 00:11:04,266
Yeah, well, some
of the guys was talking,
264
00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:06,035
And we're starting to question
your leadership ability.
265
00:11:06,036 --> 00:11:08,270
Yeah, like maybe you're having
trouble making good choices,
266
00:11:08,271 --> 00:11:11,807
As in, for instance,
choosing to join Homo Explosion.
267
00:11:11,808 --> 00:11:13,309
Do I need to remind you
that Glee Club
268
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,810
helped us win
our first game of the season?
269
00:11:14,811 --> 00:11:16,612
What have you done
for me lately?
270
00:11:16,613 --> 00:11:18,447
Yeah, we're taking
a bunch of heat,
271
00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:20,516
because you like kissing dudes
all of a sudden.
272
00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:22,084
You're not being
a team player, man.
273
00:11:22,085 --> 00:11:24,520
Couldn't believe you was man
enough to knock up Quinn Fabray.
274
00:11:24,521 --> 00:11:25,721
You sure a real man
275
00:11:25,722 --> 00:11:27,690
didn't sneak in there
and do it for you?
276
00:11:27,691 --> 00:11:30,026
That's it!
277
00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:31,160
TEAM:
Fight! Fight! Fight!
278
00:11:31,161 --> 00:11:33,029
Fight! Fight! Fight!
279
00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:34,130
(blowing whistle)
280
00:11:34,131 --> 00:11:35,865
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
281
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,900
- Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Okay, break it up!
Get up, break it up!
282
00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:40,903
Get back, get off!
Hey, calm down! Everybody!
283
00:11:40,904 --> 00:11:43,239
On the sidelines,
take a knee.
284
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,540
Now!
285
00:11:46,176 --> 00:11:48,711
What if you had
broken Finn's arm, huh?
286
00:11:48,712 --> 00:11:52,348
We'd be worse off and more
pathetic than we already are!
287
00:11:53,417 --> 00:11:54,684
Where's Puckerman?
288
00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:56,485
Uh, he said he had
to miss practice today.
289
00:11:56,486 --> 00:11:57,887
He's working on something
for Glee Club.
290
00:11:57,888 --> 00:11:59,555
What, is he working on his
291
00:11:59,556 --> 00:12:01,691
"Coming out of the closet"
speech or something?
292
00:12:01,692 --> 00:12:04,093
Hey, man, don't push me, man!
KEN:
Hey, enough!
293
00:12:04,094 --> 00:12:05,494
Football...
294
00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:07,063
Is war,
295
00:12:07,064 --> 00:12:09,365
And no one single man
can win that war,
296
00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:11,367
Not even if they
strap nukes on him.
297
00:12:11,368 --> 00:12:14,603
I want you to start acting
like a team again!
298
00:12:14,604 --> 00:12:18,407
When we won that one game, it
wasn't because we were dancing!
299
00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:20,576
It was because we were
of singular purpose!
300
00:12:20,577 --> 00:12:22,378
I want you to start
hanging more,
301
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,847
Spend more time
together, which is why,
302
00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:27,783
Starting next week
I am adding extra practice
303
00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:29,585
On Thursdays at 3:30.
304
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:31,020
But, coach,
that's when Glee rehearses.
305
00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:33,022
You know what,
I have had it up to here
306
00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:34,056
With Schuester and Glee.
307
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,758
Here's the story,
quarterback,
308
00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:37,460
And you tell
Puckerman this
309
00:12:37,461 --> 00:12:38,861
When you see him.
310
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:41,530
That practice is mandatory,
no exceptions.
311
00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:43,632
So you're gonna have to choose
what's more important to you,
312
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,968
Football or Glee Club.
313
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:53,047
♪ What a girl wants,
what a girl needs ♪
314
00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:57,018
♪ Whatever makes me happy,
sets you free ♪
315
00:12:57,019 --> 00:13:00,855
♪ And I'm thanking you
for knowing exactly ♪
316
00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:04,359
♪ What a girl wants,
what a girl needs ♪
317
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,894
♪ Whatever keeps me
in your arms... ♪
318
00:13:06,895 --> 00:13:09,263
PUCK:
I know this looks weird,
319
00:13:09,264 --> 00:13:11,633
But wait until
you see what happens next.
320
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:13,167
My ears are starting to hurt.
321
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,836
Could we take a break?
322
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,671
Okay.
323
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,106
You want to make out?
324
00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:20,141
Sure.
325
00:13:20,142 --> 00:13:21,676
I know, it's whack.
326
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,244
But I also remember
327
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:25,146
What my history teacher
told us last semester:
328
00:13:25,147 --> 00:13:27,148
"Only Nixon can go to China."
329
00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:30,051
I have no idea what she meant,
but it reminded me of when
330
00:13:30,052 --> 00:13:32,286
My family ordered Chinese food
and sat down together
331
00:13:32,287 --> 00:13:34,122
For our traditional
Simchas Torah screening
332
00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:35,456
Of Schindler's List.
333
00:13:35,457 --> 00:13:38,092
That's really when
all of this started.
334
00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:40,094
It wasn't
the most normal tradition,
335
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,863
But we did it for my mom.
336
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,432
She said it made her
feel connected
337
00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:45,433
(gunshot)
to her jewish roots.
338
00:13:45,434 --> 00:13:47,502
(screaming)
339
00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:49,971
As she was giving me
my sweet-and-sour pork,
340
00:13:49,972 --> 00:13:51,606
She said something
that really hit home.
341
00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:53,975
You're no better
than them, Noah.
342
00:13:53,976 --> 00:13:55,476
(sniffles)
343
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:58,479
Why can't you date
a Jewish girl?
344
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,082
That night I had
the strangest dream.
345
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,350
I knew it was a dream,
346
00:14:02,351 --> 00:14:03,885
Because there's no way
Rachel could have
347
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,320
Climbed up the wall outside
my window with no shoes on.
348
00:14:06,321 --> 00:14:08,322
♪♪ ♪♪
349
00:14:13,462 --> 00:14:15,263
When I woke up, I knew
350
00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:17,498
It was more than a dream --
it was a message from God.
351
00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:19,467
Rachel was a hot Jew,
352
00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:22,837
And the Good Lord wanted me
to get into her pants.
353
00:14:22,838 --> 00:14:24,672
(school bell rings)
354
00:14:24,673 --> 00:14:27,675
♪♪ ♪♪
355
00:14:34,683 --> 00:14:36,517
(gasps)
356
00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:41,322
I picked it up for you
when I was buying dip.
357
00:14:41,323 --> 00:14:43,191
It's grape --
I know that's
your favorite,
358
00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:45,893
because the last time
I tossed a grape one
in your face,
359
00:14:45,894 --> 00:14:48,396
you licked your lips before
you cleaned yourself off.
360
00:14:48,397 --> 00:14:51,399
Hey, I was wondering if
you wanted to work together
on some mash-up ideas.
361
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,434
Things happened pretty fast
from that point.
362
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,337
Getting her to make out with me
was easier than I thought.
363
00:14:56,338 --> 00:15:00,708
Guess she's kinda desperate.
364
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:02,577
You okay, baby?
365
00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,912
I can't do this.
366
00:15:04,913 --> 00:15:06,247
Why?
367
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:08,416
We're a couple of
good-looking Jews.
368
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:09,951
It's natural.
369
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,453
I - I can't give myself
to someone who isn't...
370
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,322
brave enough to sing a solo.
371
00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:17,592
If you don't have
the guts to do that,
372
00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:20,061
Then - then how are you gonna be
bold enough to deal with
373
00:15:20,062 --> 00:15:22,063
the ups and downs of loving
an admittedly high-maintenance
374
00:15:22,064 --> 00:15:23,397
girl like me?
375
00:15:23,398 --> 00:15:25,500
Are you questioning
my badass-ness?
376
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,168
Have you seen my guns?
377
00:15:27,169 --> 00:15:30,872
No, I...
I'm sorry, but...
378
00:15:30,873 --> 00:15:33,674
your arms are lovely, but...
379
00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:36,577
I just don't see us working out.
380
00:15:39,548 --> 00:15:41,449
WILL:
So,
381
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:44,018
Any ideas for the mash-up?
382
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,754
WILL:
Anybody?
383
00:15:46,755 --> 00:15:49,490
Oh, come on, guys.
384
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,259
It's like you're daring me
to start dancing.
385
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,627
- I will.
- No.
- No!
386
00:15:52,628 --> 00:15:54,095
I've been working
on something.
387
00:15:54,096 --> 00:15:55,663
WILL:
Oh, yeah?
388
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:59,100
It's my personal tribute
to a musical Jewish icon.
389
00:15:59,101 --> 00:16:00,568
WILL:
Uh,
390
00:16:00,569 --> 00:16:02,203
Fantastic.
391
00:16:02,204 --> 00:16:03,704
Let's hear it.
392
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,775
(playing intro
to "Sweet Caroline")
393
00:16:14,116 --> 00:16:17,919
♪ Where it began ♪
394
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:21,989
♪ I can't begin to knowin' ♪
395
00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:26,460
♪ But then I know
it's growin' strong ♪
396
00:16:29,431 --> 00:16:32,333
♪ Was in the spring ♪
397
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:36,037
♪ And spring became summer ♪
398
00:16:37,439 --> 00:16:41,275
♪ Who'd have believed
you'd come along? ♪
399
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:46,581
♪ Hands ♪
400
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:51,819
♪ Touching hands ♪
401
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,023
♪ Reaching out ♪
402
00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:58,526
♪ Touching me ♪
403
00:16:58,527 --> 00:17:01,896
♪ Touching you ♪
404
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,030
♪ Oh ♪
405
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:06,234
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
406
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,002
* Ba, ba, ba *
407
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:12,006
♪ Good times never
seemed so good ♪
408
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,712
♪ I've been inclined ♪
409
00:17:17,713 --> 00:17:19,680
* Ba, ba, ba *
410
00:17:19,681 --> 00:17:24,518
♪ To believe they never would ♪
411
00:17:25,554 --> 00:17:26,821
♪ Oh ♪
412
00:17:26,822 --> 00:17:29,357
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
413
00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:31,525
* Ba, ba, ba *
414
00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:35,363
♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪
415
00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:40,735
♪ Oh, I've been inclined ♪
416
00:17:40,736 --> 00:17:42,737
* Ba, ba, ba *
417
00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:47,308
♪ To believe they never would ♪
418
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:50,478
♪ Oh, no, no. ♪
419
00:17:55,584 --> 00:17:56,984
(song ends)
420
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:58,753
(shouting, whooping)
Puckerman!
421
00:17:58,754 --> 00:17:59,954
Yeah!
422
00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:06,321
You know, I really
think this is working.
423
00:18:06,322 --> 00:18:07,923
I think we
look super cool.
424
00:18:07,924 --> 00:18:09,458
I'm proud of you, Finn.
425
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:10,726
I'm proud of us.
426
00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:12,895
Yeah. Nothing wrong with
wanting to be popular.
427
00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:14,297
It just means you want
people to like you.
428
00:18:14,298 --> 00:18:16,566
- I think
that's healthy.
- I totally agree.
429
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,503
Being popular just means
you can have it all.
430
00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:21,304
Oh. Hey, guys.
431
00:18:22,305 --> 00:18:24,139
You thirsty?
432
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,674
Sure. Thanks.
433
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:34,149
You can't do this!
434
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,385
Oh, you think that's bad?
Just imagine what's gonna happen
435
00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:38,420
If you don't show up
to practice on Thursday
436
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,422
And quit that
little Glee Club for good.
437
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,324
Bros before
hi-ho's, dude.
438
00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:43,959
Don't forget that.
439
00:18:51,168 --> 00:18:54,704
I hear people say, "That's
not how I define marriage."
440
00:18:54,705 --> 00:18:57,506
Well, to them I say,
"Love knows no bounds."
441
00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:59,575
Why can't people marry dogs?
442
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:02,011
I'm certainly not advocating
intimacy with your pets.
443
00:19:02,012 --> 00:19:05,248
I, for one, think intimacy
has no place in a marriage.
444
00:19:05,249 --> 00:19:07,016
Walked in on my parents once,
445
00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:09,485
And it was like seeing
two walruses wrestling.
446
00:19:09,486 --> 00:19:12,154
So woof on prop 15, Ohio.
447
00:19:12,155 --> 00:19:14,991
And that's how Sue... C's it.
448
00:19:14,992 --> 00:19:16,158
Rod.
449
00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:18,261
Boffo, Sue.
450
00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:21,530
And we'll be right back
after this.
451
00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:22,832
(bell rings)
452
00:19:26,503 --> 00:19:28,004
You still smell
like scotch, Rod.
453
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:31,974
You know, Sue,
there's a lot of pressure
454
00:19:31,975 --> 00:19:33,909
being a local celebrity.
455
00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:36,512
Most women find me
intimidating -- the teeth,
456
00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:37,980
the hair...
457
00:19:37,981 --> 00:19:40,116
It's a lot to take in
and I know it.
458
00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:43,786
I need a gal
with a little backbone.
459
00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:46,555
And I think you just
might be that gal.
460
00:19:46,556 --> 00:19:49,091
Don't you have a wife, Rod?
461
00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:51,327
She drowned.
462
00:19:52,529 --> 00:19:55,197
So now, I've got the condo
all to myself.
463
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:58,100
Maybe we could go out sometime.
464
00:19:58,101 --> 00:19:59,702
Have a little fondue.
465
00:19:59,703 --> 00:20:02,071
Sure.
466
00:20:02,072 --> 00:20:03,606
Okay.
467
00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:06,375
Bread, cheese -- fantastic.
468
00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:08,377
I'll call you.
469
00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:14,550
("Sing Sing Sing" plays)
470
00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:10,373
(music ends, laughing)
471
00:21:10,374 --> 00:21:14,276
Sue, whoo,
that was amazing.
472
00:21:14,277 --> 00:21:16,712
Oh! You know, I have to admit
473
00:21:16,713 --> 00:21:19,849
At first when you suggested
that I teach you a few steps,
474
00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:23,819
I was hesitant, you know,
because how horrible you were
475
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:25,788
To me and the Glee kids
476
00:21:25,789 --> 00:21:27,590
When Figgins made you
co-director.
477
00:21:27,591 --> 00:21:30,292
Well, live and let
learn, my friend.
478
00:21:30,293 --> 00:21:32,261
That is ultimately
what I got to.
479
00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:35,631
It's nice not being
at each other's throats.
480
00:21:35,632 --> 00:21:36,932
You know, you're right.
481
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:39,235
Oh, gosh, I don't know
how else to say this,
482
00:21:39,236 --> 00:21:40,970
But I'm in love.
483
00:21:40,971 --> 00:21:42,938
Really?
After one date.
484
00:21:42,939 --> 00:21:45,641
Sue Sylvester is in love.
485
00:21:45,642 --> 00:21:48,110
E-9.
486
00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:54,517
You sunk my battleship, Rod,
and you sunk it hard.
487
00:21:54,518 --> 00:21:56,085
(makes explosion sound)
488
00:21:56,086 --> 00:22:00,423
You know, Sue, I like to swing.
489
00:22:00,424 --> 00:22:03,592
I could be good with that.
490
00:22:03,593 --> 00:22:06,962
Rod has invited me to
the second annual Allen County
491
00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:08,964
Sickle Cell Anemia Dance-a-thon.
492
00:22:08,965 --> 00:22:10,099
Ooh.
493
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,535
And with your tutelage,
Will, we could take home
494
00:22:12,536 --> 00:22:15,704
That blue ribbon like two
prize heifers in love.
495
00:22:15,705 --> 00:22:18,674
(laughs) I was wondering why
you asked for dance lessons.
496
00:22:18,675 --> 00:22:20,376
Oh, well, Erma just
raved about you.
497
00:22:20,377 --> 00:22:22,645
So I'm actually touched.
498
00:22:22,646 --> 00:22:25,281
You seem so happy
and nice,
499
00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:27,716
And you've been so cool
with Quinn Fabray
500
00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:30,019
and her, you know,
situation.
501
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:31,587
Yeah, well, she's just
a confused kid,
502
00:22:31,588 --> 00:22:34,623
and the least I can offer her
is my compassion.
503
00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:37,793
- But you, mister...
- Aw!
504
00:22:37,794 --> 00:22:40,596
The Sue Sylvester
who has been obsessed
505
00:22:40,597 --> 00:22:44,266
with sabotaging your every move
is now just a distant memory.
506
00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:46,235
That's great, Sue.
507
00:22:46,236 --> 00:22:48,270
Now all I feel for you
is sympathy,
508
00:22:48,271 --> 00:22:50,306
Whether it be for your sham
of a marriage
509
00:22:50,307 --> 00:22:53,075
Or the fact that Coach Tanaka's
finally laying down the law
510
00:22:53,076 --> 00:22:54,276
With regard
to Glee Club.
511
00:22:54,277 --> 00:22:56,545
Wait. What?
512
00:22:56,546 --> 00:22:59,348
Yeah, Tanaka-san's making
the kids choose.
513
00:22:59,349 --> 00:23:01,350
I mean, come on.
Let's be honest.
514
00:23:01,351 --> 00:23:03,619
What kid's gonna choose
Glee Club over football?
515
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:04,854
It'd be ridiculous.
516
00:23:07,724 --> 00:23:08,824
Hey, Ken, you want
517
00:23:08,825 --> 00:23:10,326
To tell me what the
hell's going on?
518
00:23:10,327 --> 00:23:12,328
You knew I had a standing
Glee rehearsal on Thursday.
519
00:23:12,329 --> 00:23:13,963
We sat down and worked
out a schedule
520
00:23:13,964 --> 00:23:15,397
When some of your guys
joined the club.
521
00:23:15,398 --> 00:23:17,800
Circumstances have changed.
522
00:23:17,801 --> 00:23:19,668
I have a serious morale issue
with my team.
523
00:23:19,669 --> 00:23:21,203
It's my responsibility
to fix it.
524
00:23:21,204 --> 00:23:24,240
Sorry if me doing my job
interferes with your club.
525
00:23:24,241 --> 00:23:26,342
Ken, we've known
each other for years.
526
00:23:26,343 --> 00:23:29,478
Your commitment to football
is about as long as your pants.
527
00:23:29,479 --> 00:23:31,714
You know, let's get into
what this is really about.
528
00:23:33,683 --> 00:23:35,417
You're upset that
I don't like your song
529
00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:37,219
for your wedding mash-up.
530
00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:39,188
And you're right; it's not
my place to have an opinion.
531
00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:40,956
Why don't you just
cut the crap, Will?
532
00:23:40,957 --> 00:23:42,458
You're not that naive.
533
00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:44,460
This is not about a song.
534
00:23:44,461 --> 00:23:46,428
It's about my fiancée.
535
00:23:46,429 --> 00:23:48,197
You and I,
the whole world knows
536
00:23:48,198 --> 00:23:49,832
That I'm just a consolation
prize to you.
537
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:51,467
How do you think
that makes me feel?
538
00:23:51,468 --> 00:23:53,135
Emma's totally into you.
539
00:23:53,136 --> 00:23:55,304
Emma is settling for me.
540
00:23:55,305 --> 00:23:57,573
And I love her so much
I don't care.
541
00:23:57,574 --> 00:23:59,308
But it doesn't mean
I appreciate you
542
00:23:59,309 --> 00:24:01,110
coming in with your
Gene Kelly charm
543
00:24:01,111 --> 00:24:02,978
and getting high off
of her fawning over you.
544
00:24:04,514 --> 00:24:07,816
I-I have never intentionally
encouraged Emma.
545
00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:13,022
But I haven't
discouraged her, either.
546
00:24:15,859 --> 00:24:17,793
You don't have to worry
about it anymore, though.
547
00:24:19,162 --> 00:24:21,163
So are we cool?
548
00:24:23,033 --> 00:24:25,401
Can I have my guys
on Thursday again?
549
00:24:25,402 --> 00:24:27,069
3:30?
550
00:24:27,070 --> 00:24:28,637
You keep your rehearsal.
551
00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:30,205
I'll keep my practice.
552
00:24:30,206 --> 00:24:32,875
We'll let the kids
decide who's first choice...
553
00:24:32,876 --> 00:24:35,044
and who's the consolation prize.
554
00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:47,734
...Making Tommy Tune
the first to win
555
00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:49,470
Tony gold in four
categories.
556
00:24:49,971 --> 00:24:51,905
Totally interesting.
557
00:24:51,906 --> 00:24:55,242
You know, you never told
me what you thought
of my mash-up solo.
558
00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,311
You're still missing
the elusive high "b"
559
00:24:57,312 --> 00:24:59,179
that's a brass ring
for a bari-tenor.
560
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:02,749
I had to work on it
for weeks with Finn
before he got it.
561
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:05,085
You're a great
performer, Noah.
562
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:06,820
I just want to say
how proud I am
563
00:25:06,821 --> 00:25:09,756
To have you on my arm
in front of the whole
high school.
564
00:25:11,726 --> 00:25:13,026
(chuckling)
565
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,834
You're pretty good at this.
566
00:25:20,835 --> 00:25:24,004
I've had a lot of practice.
567
00:25:24,005 --> 00:25:26,306
You're actually a lot luckier
than me and Quinn.
568
00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:27,708
Your head is shaved.
569
00:25:29,210 --> 00:25:31,878
I'm really sorry
I ever did this to you.
570
00:25:31,879 --> 00:25:34,214
It's okay.
571
00:25:34,215 --> 00:25:35,649
No, it isn't.
572
00:25:35,650 --> 00:25:37,584
No one deserves this feeling.
573
00:25:37,585 --> 00:25:39,820
You know what
the worst part is?
574
00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:41,888
It's not the burning
in your eyes or the way
575
00:25:41,889 --> 00:25:44,391
the slushie drips all the way
into your underpants.
576
00:25:44,392 --> 00:25:47,094
It's the humiliation.
577
00:25:47,095 --> 00:25:49,629
I feel like I could burst
into tears at any moment.
578
00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:51,965
Rachel...
579
00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:53,633
I'm sorry, but...
580
00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:55,469
Today, when the clock
chimes 3:30...
581
00:25:56,904 --> 00:25:58,905
you're choosing
football over Glee,
582
00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:01,408
Wwhich means we probably
can't be together anymore.
583
00:26:01,409 --> 00:26:03,243
Yes.
584
00:26:03,244 --> 00:26:05,045
Damn, I feel like
such a bad Jew.
585
00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:18,258
Are you ready, yet?
586
00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:20,026
We've only got an hour
for lunch, Emma.
587
00:26:20,027 --> 00:26:22,429
EMMA:
It's not like trying on
a pair of jeans, Will.
588
00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:23,864
Well, it doesn't
have to be perfect,
589
00:26:23,865 --> 00:26:26,032
we just have to see
if you can dance in it.
590
00:26:36,978 --> 00:26:39,079
It fits okay?
591
00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:43,617
Yeah. Fits great.
592
00:26:43,618 --> 00:26:45,786
Terrific.
593
00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:58,398
Yeah. Terrific.
594
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:03,236
Uh, so, should we see
if you can dance in it?
595
00:27:04,906 --> 00:27:07,474
Okay. This is
596
00:27:07,475 --> 00:27:10,444
the instrumental version
of your wedding song.
597
00:27:10,445 --> 00:27:14,347
("I Could Have Danced
All Night" plays)
598
00:27:32,166 --> 00:27:35,435
♪ I could have danced
all night ♪
599
00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:39,272
♪ I could have
danced all night ♪
600
00:27:39,273 --> 00:27:41,775
♪ And still have begged ♪
601
00:27:41,776 --> 00:27:44,678
♪ For more ♪
602
00:27:44,679 --> 00:27:48,215
♪ I could have
spread my wings ♪
603
00:27:48,216 --> 00:27:51,418
♪ And done a thousand things ♪
604
00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:54,721
♪ I've never done ♪
605
00:27:54,722 --> 00:27:57,557
♪ Before ♪
606
00:27:57,558 --> 00:28:01,361
♪ I'll never know
what made it so ♪
607
00:28:01,362 --> 00:28:04,431
♪ Exciting ♪
608
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,634
♪ Why all at once my heart ♪
609
00:28:07,635 --> 00:28:10,804
♪ Took flight ♪
610
00:28:10,805 --> 00:28:15,141
♪ I only know ♪
611
00:28:15,142 --> 00:28:19,846
♪ When he began
to dance with me ♪
612
00:28:19,847 --> 00:28:21,414
♪ I could have danced ♪
613
00:28:21,415 --> 00:28:24,751
♪ Danced, danced... ♪
614
00:28:24,752 --> 00:28:29,723
♪ All night. ♪
615
00:28:33,528 --> 00:28:36,696
Yeah... You can dance in it.
616
00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:42,235
So I've got to go and, um...
617
00:28:42,236 --> 00:28:44,104
got the big showdown
today at 3:30.
618
00:28:44,105 --> 00:28:45,805
And, uh, I want
to make sure I'm there
619
00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:47,474
to support the kids,
no matter what happens.
620
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:48,608
(clears throat)
621
00:28:48,609 --> 00:28:50,143
Wait, what showdown?
622
00:28:50,144 --> 00:28:53,313
I thought... I thought you
and Sue had that last week.
623
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:56,616
Between me and your fiancé.
624
00:28:58,252 --> 00:28:59,986
Ken's told all the football
players in Glee
625
00:28:59,987 --> 00:29:02,422
that they have to choose
between the club and the team.
626
00:29:02,423 --> 00:29:04,758
And unless all the guys
choose Glee,
627
00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:07,761
it looks like we won't have
enough members for sectionals.
628
00:29:07,762 --> 00:29:09,029
Then Glee is over.
629
00:29:09,030 --> 00:29:11,031
I know.
630
00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:14,501
Well, wish me luck.
631
00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:24,077
Hey, guys.
632
00:29:26,614 --> 00:29:27,614
(ticks)
633
00:29:36,924 --> 00:29:39,426
I guess they're not coming.
634
00:29:39,427 --> 00:29:41,194
I'm really sorry, guys.
635
00:29:41,195 --> 00:29:42,462
I can't believe this.
636
00:29:42,463 --> 00:29:43,930
I thought they
were our friends.
637
00:29:43,931 --> 00:29:45,498
How can they
just abandon us?
638
00:29:53,007 --> 00:29:55,008
(soft laughter)
639
00:29:56,210 --> 00:29:58,011
Hi.
(squeals)
640
00:29:58,012 --> 00:30:00,213
(indistinct chatter)
641
00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:01,548
You scared me.
We made it.
642
00:30:03,117 --> 00:30:04,284
WILL:
Good seeing you.
643
00:30:04,285 --> 00:30:05,452
(laughter)
644
00:30:08,055 --> 00:30:09,789
(gasping)
645
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:17,697
Are you sure about this, Noah?
646
00:30:17,698 --> 00:30:19,833
I mean, choosing us
over the team means
647
00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:21,901
you might get a slushie
in your face every day.
648
00:30:25,072 --> 00:30:26,539
Bring it.
649
00:30:30,244 --> 00:30:32,212
Where's Finn?
650
00:30:32,213 --> 00:30:33,647
(whistle blows)
651
00:30:37,184 --> 00:30:38,418
Hey!
Fellas...
652
00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:39,519
Hey, man.
653
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,854
You made
the right decision.
654
00:30:40,855 --> 00:30:42,188
What's up, dude?
655
00:30:47,962 --> 00:30:48,962
(whistle blows)
656
00:30:48,963 --> 00:30:50,363
Okay, let's huddle up.
657
00:31:08,478 --> 00:31:09,145
Do it.
658
00:31:10,146 --> 00:31:11,548
I really don't want to.
659
00:31:11,549 --> 00:31:13,082
Honestly, I know
how picky you are
660
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,018
about what products
you use on your face.
661
00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:16,319
But you've been getting
so much pressure
662
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,420
from the gorillas
on the football team.
663
00:31:17,421 --> 00:31:19,022
I guess they didn't
664
00:31:19,023 --> 00:31:21,224
appreciate me resigning
from the team and choosing Glee.
665
00:31:21,225 --> 00:31:22,592
Probably would've
went over better
666
00:31:22,593 --> 00:31:24,360
if you didn't announce
it in the showers.
667
00:31:24,361 --> 00:31:26,396
You are not going to slushie
on my man, Kurt.
668
00:31:26,397 --> 00:31:28,531
Why wouldn't he?
He's made his choice.
669
00:31:28,532 --> 00:31:31,100
He doesn't care
about us "losers" anymore.
670
00:31:31,101 --> 00:31:32,969
No, that's not true,
it's just if I don't do it,
671
00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:35,071
the guys on the team are going
to kick the crap out of me.
672
00:31:35,072 --> 00:31:36,706
Well, we can't have that,
can we?
673
00:31:37,741 --> 00:31:39,142
What are you doing?
674
00:31:39,143 --> 00:31:41,377
It's called
"taking one for the team."
675
00:31:41,378 --> 00:31:42,812
(gasps)
676
00:31:52,189 --> 00:31:53,756
Now, get out of here.
677
00:31:53,757 --> 00:31:56,459
And take some time to think
whether or not any of your
678
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,661
friends on the football team
would've done that for you.
679
00:32:04,868 --> 00:32:07,170
Someone get me
to a day spa, stat!
680
00:32:22,152 --> 00:32:24,153
Ooh, hey, hey, hey.
681
00:32:24,154 --> 00:32:25,822
Oh, Sue.
682
00:32:25,823 --> 00:32:28,291
Rod.
683
00:32:28,292 --> 00:32:29,626
Andrea.
684
00:32:29,627 --> 00:32:32,562
Uh, you aren't scheduled
to tape another
685
00:32:32,563 --> 00:32:34,831
"Sue's Corner"
until tomorrow night.
686
00:32:34,832 --> 00:32:38,768
I came by special to
show you my zoot suit.
687
00:32:38,769 --> 00:32:41,104
I had it made for our
dance competition.
688
00:32:41,105 --> 00:32:45,008
But, uh, only
the men wear those.
689
00:32:45,009 --> 00:32:47,010
Further embarrassed.
690
00:32:47,011 --> 00:32:48,144
You're taking her?
691
00:32:48,145 --> 00:32:49,812
Not now, Andrea.
692
00:32:49,813 --> 00:32:52,482
He took me last year.
We came in third.
693
00:32:53,784 --> 00:32:59,022
You didn't think that we
were... exclusive, did you?
694
00:32:59,023 --> 00:33:01,658
That's the only way I do it,
Rod.
695
00:33:01,659 --> 00:33:04,327
I can't be caged in, Sue.
696
00:33:04,328 --> 00:33:06,996
That's why I got
my tiger tattoo.
697
00:33:06,997 --> 00:33:11,801
Heck, even my wife
understood that.
698
00:33:11,802 --> 00:33:14,871
Are we still on
for Saturday night?
699
00:33:14,872 --> 00:33:16,873
No.
700
00:33:26,317 --> 00:33:27,817
(cheering)
701
00:33:37,861 --> 00:33:39,095
Do you miss it?
702
00:33:39,096 --> 00:33:41,531
Hell, no.
703
00:33:46,670 --> 00:33:49,072
I hope you didn't choose Glee
over football because of me.
704
00:33:49,073 --> 00:33:50,940
Why?
705
00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:52,241
Because I don't think
this relationship
706
00:33:52,242 --> 00:33:53,810
is going to work out.
707
00:33:53,811 --> 00:33:57,780
That's cool. I was going
to break up with you anyway.
708
00:33:57,781 --> 00:34:00,183
No, you weren't.
709
00:34:00,184 --> 00:34:01,651
Yes, I was.
710
00:34:01,652 --> 00:34:04,454
You won't even let me
touch your boobs.
711
00:34:04,455 --> 00:34:06,456
It's Finn, right?
712
00:34:08,392 --> 00:34:11,294
He's never going
to leave Quinn.
713
00:34:11,295 --> 00:34:12,862
Not with that baby in her belly.
714
00:34:12,863 --> 00:34:14,430
You like her, don't you?
715
00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:17,367
I can see you staring at her
when I'm staring at Finn.
716
00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:19,869
Is that why you joined Glee?
717
00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:23,139
To be closer to her?
718
00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:26,976
Like I said,
they're never breaking up.
719
00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:29,078
God, what's
the matter with me?
720
00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:31,347
I'm a stud and I can't even
hold onto a chick like you.
721
00:34:31,348 --> 00:34:33,483
No offense.
722
00:34:33,484 --> 00:34:35,351
Why don't girls like me?
723
00:34:35,352 --> 00:34:38,121
'Cause you're kind of
a jerk. No offense.
724
00:34:40,090 --> 00:34:41,924
I just think
you want it too much.
725
00:34:41,925 --> 00:34:44,894
Which is something
I can relate to.
726
00:34:44,895 --> 00:34:46,696
I want everything too much.
727
00:34:49,133 --> 00:34:52,735
Our relationship was built
on a fantasy.
728
00:34:52,736 --> 00:34:54,203
Like every other one in my life.
729
00:34:55,939 --> 00:34:58,674
I think I just agreed
to us being together
730
00:34:58,675 --> 00:35:00,943
because I thought it
would make Finn jealous.
731
00:35:02,913 --> 00:35:06,416
I just hope we can
still be friends.
732
00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:08,418
We weren't friends before.
733
00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:14,791
Hey, Finn.
734
00:35:14,792 --> 00:35:16,159
Want to have a catch?
735
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,127
Sure.
736
00:35:18,128 --> 00:35:20,129
Go long.
737
00:35:24,835 --> 00:35:26,836
I'm not coming back.
738
00:35:28,305 --> 00:35:32,975
These are the moments, Finn.
They're the crossroads.
739
00:35:32,976 --> 00:35:34,811
The ones you look back on
when you get old
740
00:35:34,812 --> 00:35:35,812
and think, "What if...?"
741
00:35:35,813 --> 00:35:38,781
I don't buy that.
742
00:35:38,782 --> 00:35:40,817
I don't think any one decision
makes your life
743
00:35:40,818 --> 00:35:42,685
unless you accidentally invent
744
00:35:42,686 --> 00:35:45,721
some kind of zombie virus
or something.
745
00:35:45,722 --> 00:35:48,991
No? You're right.
746
00:35:48,992 --> 00:35:54,764
Life's a series of choices,
a big combination of moments.
747
00:35:54,765 --> 00:35:59,802
Little ones that add up to big
ones that create who you are.
748
00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:04,173
You're letting other people make
those choices for you, Finn.
749
00:36:04,174 --> 00:36:07,677
You're letting them decide
who you're going to be,
750
00:36:07,678 --> 00:36:09,879
people you're not even going
to know in three years,
751
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,848
people whose names
you're going to forget
752
00:36:11,849 --> 00:36:13,649
when you run into them
in the hardware store.
753
00:36:13,650 --> 00:36:16,285
You don't understand
the kind of pressure I'm under.
754
00:36:16,286 --> 00:36:19,589
Yes, I do. Because of all
the students I've ever had,
755
00:36:19,590 --> 00:36:22,291
you remind me the most of me.
756
00:36:25,362 --> 00:36:26,829
Come back to Glee, Finn.
757
00:36:26,830 --> 00:36:29,966
It's where you belong.
758
00:36:43,015 --> 00:36:45,750
Hey, Coach, can I talk
to you about something?
759
00:36:45,751 --> 00:36:47,418
You got an itch down there
or something?
760
00:36:47,419 --> 00:36:49,887
What? No.
761
00:36:49,888 --> 00:36:51,889
Uh...
762
00:36:53,725 --> 00:36:56,594
I'm the quarterback, right?
The leader.
763
00:36:56,595 --> 00:36:58,062
Sure.
764
00:36:58,063 --> 00:37:00,865
Well, all this stuff
about having to choose
765
00:37:00,866 --> 00:37:03,000
Between Glee and football is
making it hard for me to lead.
766
00:37:05,871 --> 00:37:08,940
Leaders are supposed to see
things that other guys don't.
767
00:37:08,941 --> 00:37:12,577
Right? Like, they can imagine a
future where things are better.
768
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:15,112
Like, Thomas Jefferson, or that
kid from the Terminator movies.
769
00:37:19,885 --> 00:37:24,088
I see a future where...
it's cool to be in Glee Club.
770
00:37:24,089 --> 00:37:28,259
Where you can play football
and sing and dance
771
00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:30,027
and no one gets
down on you for it.
772
00:37:31,430 --> 00:37:33,231
Where the more different
you are, the better.
773
00:37:37,653 --> 00:37:39,887
I guess what I'm
trying to say is,
774
00:37:39,888 --> 00:37:45,159
I don't want to have
to choose between them anymore.
775
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,129
It's not cool.
776
00:37:54,236 --> 00:37:57,538
(sighs)
777
00:38:00,342 --> 00:38:02,878
You know, about that Thursday
practice, it's, uh...
778
00:38:03,379 --> 00:38:05,881
Canceled indefinitely.
I've got some stuff
779
00:38:05,882 --> 00:38:09,184
I got to do that time --
laundry, things like that.
780
00:38:10,887 --> 00:38:13,121
Oh. Sweet.
781
00:38:14,790 --> 00:38:16,424
Finn.
782
00:38:17,927 --> 00:38:20,762
Tell Puckerman and the other
guys, too, will you?
783
00:38:20,763 --> 00:38:22,897
Sure.
784
00:38:22,898 --> 00:38:25,900
Thanks, Coach.
785
00:38:25,901 --> 00:38:28,069
(school bell ringing)
786
00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:29,437
Schuester!
787
00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:30,805
Yeah?
788
00:38:30,806 --> 00:38:32,874
I'll need to see that set list
for Sectionals after all,
789
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,877
And I want it on my desk, warm
from the laminator at 5:00 p.m.
790
00:38:35,878 --> 00:38:37,145
And if it is one minute late,
791
00:38:37,146 --> 00:38:40,181
I will go to the animal shelter
and get you a kitty cat.
792
00:38:40,182 --> 00:38:42,751
I will let you fall in love
with that kitty cat,
793
00:38:42,752 --> 00:38:44,986
and then,
on some dark, cold night,
794
00:38:44,987 --> 00:38:48,757
I will steal away into your home
and punch you in the face.
795
00:38:51,227 --> 00:38:52,494
Hey, Sue?
796
00:38:52,495 --> 00:38:54,462
- What?
- Didn't work out with Rod?
797
00:38:54,463 --> 00:38:55,597
No, it did not.
798
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,801
Q, take off those sunglasses.
I want to look in your eyes
799
00:38:59,802 --> 00:39:02,637
when I give you this
piece of business.
800
00:39:02,638 --> 00:39:04,139
You're off the Cheerios.
801
00:39:04,140 --> 00:39:06,041
I can't have a pregnant
girl on my squad.
802
00:39:06,042 --> 00:39:08,276
You're a disgrace.
803
00:39:11,013 --> 00:39:12,714
(cheerios laughing)
804
00:39:16,118 --> 00:39:18,319
(school bell ringing, knocking)
805
00:39:24,325 --> 00:39:25,492
Hey.
806
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:27,461
Hey.
807
00:39:28,162 --> 00:39:31,800
I wanted to talk to you
about your wedding mash-up.
808
00:39:33,536 --> 00:39:35,537
I've been working
really hard on it and...
809
00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,708
...I just can't get those
two songs to go together.
810
00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:43,011
Yeah, that's
because they don't.
811
00:39:45,181 --> 00:39:46,881
We both know that.
812
00:39:46,882 --> 00:39:50,218
(sighs)
813
00:39:50,219 --> 00:39:52,854
They're both good
songs, though.
814
00:39:52,855 --> 00:39:56,057
Great ones.
815
00:40:01,697 --> 00:40:02,897
Will, um...
816
00:40:02,898 --> 00:40:06,835
I just wanted to say, uh...
817
00:40:06,836 --> 00:40:09,137
Thank you.
818
00:40:09,138 --> 00:40:11,206
For the dance lessons.
819
00:40:25,721 --> 00:40:27,489
So, what do you think
about my welcome back gift
820
00:40:27,490 --> 00:40:29,591
to the club, huh, guys?
821
00:40:29,592 --> 00:40:33,161
Thanks for the slushies, Finn.
They're delicious.
822
00:40:33,162 --> 00:40:34,696
KURT:
And loaded with
empty calories.
823
00:40:34,697 --> 00:40:36,297
You know why they call them
slushies, don't you?
824
00:40:36,298 --> 00:40:38,233
Because your butt looks like one
if you have too many of them.
825
00:40:38,234 --> 00:40:41,269
I'd like to propose
a toast to Mr. Shue.
826
00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:43,304
You were right about
Glee Club and football
827
00:40:43,305 --> 00:40:44,439
Being a killer combination.
828
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,408
Yeah!
(cheering)
829
00:40:49,311 --> 00:40:52,347
Mr. Shue, I am sorry to report
830
00:40:52,348 --> 00:40:53,815
That we've all been remiss
831
00:40:53,816 --> 00:40:55,483
About completing
our assignment this week.
832
00:40:55,484 --> 00:40:58,353
Yeah, none of us could find a
good groove for "bust a move."
833
00:40:58,354 --> 00:41:00,588
And I personally feel
like a failure.
834
00:41:00,589 --> 00:41:03,992
Well, that's okay, guys, because
I feel like the lesson landed
835
00:41:03,993 --> 00:41:05,960
and that's what's important.
836
00:41:05,961 --> 00:41:08,463
And we are glad to
have you back, Finn.
837
00:41:08,464 --> 00:41:09,964
(group murmurs in agreement)
838
00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,300
You okay, Quinn?
839
00:41:12,301 --> 00:41:13,935
Do I look okay?
840
00:41:14,970 --> 00:41:16,137
I'm devastated.
841
00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:17,639
Now that I'm off the Cheerios,
842
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,308
I'll start every day
with a slushie facial.
843
00:41:20,309 --> 00:41:21,976
That's okay
if that happens, Quinn.
844
00:41:21,977 --> 00:41:23,878
Because there are 11
of your friends right here
845
00:41:23,879 --> 00:41:26,548
who are going to be more than
happy to help clean you off.
846
00:41:26,549 --> 00:41:27,649
Yeah.
847
00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:29,317
That's right, girl.
We got you.
848
00:41:29,318 --> 00:41:30,718
- You know it.
- Yeah.
849
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:35,123
Oh. Mmm. Brain freeze.
850
00:41:35,124 --> 00:41:38,526
I can't imagine getting hit in
the kisser with one of these.
851
00:41:40,162 --> 00:41:42,864
You've never been hit by
a slushie before, Mr. Shue?
852
00:41:42,865 --> 00:41:44,499
Um...
853
00:41:46,702 --> 00:41:48,636
All right, guys.
854
00:41:49,872 --> 00:41:51,372
We're a team.
855
00:41:52,908 --> 00:41:54,842
Bring it on.
Give me your best shot.
856
00:41:54,843 --> 00:41:57,712
RACHEL:
One, two, three.
857
00:41:57,713 --> 00:42:00,048
(Will screaming)
858
00:42:02,184 --> 00:42:03,785
Oh...
859
00:42:03,786 --> 00:42:04,953
(sighs)
860
00:42:04,954 --> 00:42:06,721
All right.
From the top.
861
00:42:07,722 --> 00:42:11,723
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