1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,032 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:07,199 Behold, the incorporated city of Majestic. 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:11,114 A city experiencing a rate of growth few people could have anticipated. 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,077 - Thank you, Mr. Groff. - Sullivan. 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,275 Dumb name. 6 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,759 My name is Guillermo. 7 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,230 Tell your friend U-Turn, you tell him he's a lawn jockey now. 8 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,151 - What the fuck is this? - Your pot. 9 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,629 You were supposed to pick up a key of jack. 10 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,755 Heroin? 11 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,559 I'm gonna kill that bean-farting motherfucker. 12 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,870 - Heroin? - Chop that shit up. 13 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,313 Bring me back twelve-fi'. 14 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,597 How am I supposed to put food on my table if you keep upping my debt? 15 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,511 Get a fucking job. 16 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,919 You're a very beautiful woman. 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,275 I bet you look good rolling right out of bed in the morning. 18 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,999 You know, if I hire you, I'll be paying for the right to make comments like that. 19 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,035 You OK with that? 20 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,270 As long as you're OK with being shot down every time. 21 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,828 - Can you grow here? - Hell, yeah, it's perfect. 22 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,911 Fucking shame it's all gonna be for U-Turn. 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,592 You let me worry about U-Turn. 24 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,037 You know, this community service thing is totally unsupervised. 25 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,473 I will never let you deal. 26 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,755 You don't have a choice. I know you don't. 27 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,592 Sergeant That is your battle buddy! 28 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,398 I can't wait to kill me some terrorists. 29 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,552 - Are you kidding me? - This is gonna be great. 30 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,034 OK, hold on. Now point the camera at my ass. Hurry. 31 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,396 I don't want to see your balls, man! Tuck them away! 32 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,439 All right. There. There. Fine. Ready? OK. 33 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,276 It's coming. And it's a good one. Here it comes. 34 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,679 Hey, what is that? 35 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,432 And show time. 36 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:29,596 - Wow. That was Rodriguez? - Yeah. And they fucking killed him. 37 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,956 - For trying to light farts? - They don't need a reason, Doug. 38 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,758 It's Pat Tillman all over again. 39 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,671 I gotta forward this to my fraternity brothers. 40 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,638 Forward it to Lowell Bergman, all right? Forward it to Harry Reid. 41 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,837 - Are they Beta Phi Omegas? - OK, er, I love you. 42 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:45,195 And I thank you for the pants and the Chinese food 43 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,238 and, what, 70, 80 bucks that you got here. 44 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,471 But uninformed Doug, Doug of the disengaged electorate, 45 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,596 that Doug needs to remove himself from the room, 46 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,035 cos I'm riding the edge here. 47 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,278 - Do you want me to answer it? - That's how they track you. 48 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,555 That's how they got Rodriguez. 49 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,239 If you answer it, I could be a dead man. 50 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,957 - Hello? - Mr. Botwin. 51 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,349 He's not available right now. Who, may I ask, is calling? 52 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,271 You know who this is. 53 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,670 - Hmm. What? What? - Scary. Deep voice. 54 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,759 Very deep. Very scary. 55 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,439 You can't stay here. 56 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,749 They are going to kill you, Andy. 57 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,308 I sold Jesus a quarter ounce at the Fastmart. 58 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,436 He's a Mexican guy who's on road kill with me 59 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,158 working off a DUI. 60 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,550 He loves the Lord, and he loves weed. 61 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:49,076 And so does his cousin Javier, who works in the kitchen at Amici's. 62 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,354 I only sold him a dime, 63 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,829 but two of the delivery guys bought a half-ounce each. 64 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,831 Got a free meatball sub. Does that happen to you a lot? 65 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,036 - Free food? - Not really. 66 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,078 Happened to me twice today. Want some jerky? 67 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,309 Thank you, no. 68 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,188 After the sub, I drove back and checked in with my supervisor, 69 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,033 - And he sent me to bingo. - Bingo. 70 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:12,477 At the retirement home, run by church volunteers and misdemeanour felons. 71 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,028 - Three customers there. - Mr. Mertes. 72 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,556 - You sell to Mertes? - Any cars follow you? 73 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,709 No. 74 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,917 - You sold $2,000 in a day. - Impressive, huh? 75 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,310 Temporary. This is not a career path. 76 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,676 - This is a family in crisis. - And I'm being the good son. 77 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,469 I'm assuming you burned through your client base. 78 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,152 Kind of. 79 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,959 OK. I'll make some calls. 80 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,678 But if you sell to these people, you're not the good son. 81 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,558 You're some random punk who sells for me. 82 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,349 Pick an alias, work your deliveries around your community service. 83 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:54,839 Will do. 84 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,150 Give some jerky to your brother. He's mad at me. 85 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,312 - Why this time? - I put him in Majestic summer school 86 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,472 to keep him off the streets, away from drugs. 87 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:16,110 I love that sound. Hammer the nails, pour the cement down. 88 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,272 Good men are gonna raise their families here. 89 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:24,989 Of course, it's that kind of missionary zeal that's got us into this mess, isn't it? 90 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,396 We need these sewer lines. 91 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,356 We need these votes. 92 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:36,718 And the word around town says, "You get Doug Wilson's vote, 93 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,268 "the rest will follow." 94 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,511 Well, that's beautiful. I'm thinking a golf membership. 95 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,598 OK. Now, I know a lot of you are looking up at this board, 96 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,353 and you're thinking to yourselves, "Critical thinking?" 97 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,591 That sounds kind of square. Sounds kind of wack. 98 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,719 OK. 99 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,270 Who here can tell Bob what critical thinking means? 100 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,473 Anybody? Hit me. 101 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,279 "Critical thinking is the process of conceptualising 102 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,078 "and analysing information 103 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,628 "gathered from observation or communication 104 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,075 "as a guide to belief in action." 105 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,678 - You got a name, friend? - Shane Botwin. 106 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,478 Dap? 107 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,919 Blow it up. 108 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,911 Pow! 109 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,911 Shane Botwin, let me ask you a question. 110 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,831 Do you want to spend the next couple weeks 111 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:33,311 reading out of a textbook, or would you rather keep it real? 112 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,152 I guess keep it real. 113 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,437 Because I can assign you pages from the textbook, 114 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,796 and you can copy them into your notebooks, regurgitate them later for a test. 115 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,758 I mean, I can do that if that's what you want. 116 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,193 Or... 117 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,751 maybe you and I can solve a murder. 118 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,392 Cool. 119 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,192 Two G's. 120 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,352 - That's right. - The agreement was twelve-five. 121 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:08,549 - You breaking a social contract. - Well, I'm working with some new people. 122 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,679 - It takes time. - Ten grand light. Usually get a nigga shot. 123 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:18,039 - Well, good thing I'm white. - U-Turn, I've been shot! I've been shot! 124 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,669 - What the fuck happened? - Ow! I was getting the mail. 125 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,911 Truck come by... Blam, blam, blam! Shot in the ass! 126 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,355 - Hi, Marvin. - Hi, Nancy. 127 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,670 Y'all two, go outside, start rousting niggas. 128 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:33,719 Find out who saw what. Man, you think it was the Mexicans? 129 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,598 Cucaracha motherfuckers need to get stomped! 130 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,274 Fuck, man, hey, hey, you bleeding all over, man! 131 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,636 Put your hand over your ass, man! Blot that shit, man! Blot it! 132 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,039 I need a doctor! 133 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,430 Man, you ain't getting on my leather seats with that ass. 134 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,558 No. No, no. No way. 135 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,231 - These one of these hybrids, huh? - Yes. 136 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,833 How are you doing back there, Marvin? 137 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,799 Got a fucking bullet in my ass! Take me to the hospital! 138 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,836 Are we sure this is the way to the hospital? 139 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,911 We ain't going to no motherfucking hospital. 140 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,638 Charge you 50 bucks for an aspirin, 141 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,553 treat you like shit if you don't have insurance. Make a right. 142 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,599 We got our own guy. Dr. Tupelo. He don't ask no questions, 143 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,830 and he real good at taking bullets out of people. 144 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,797 Lovely. Can't wait to meet him. 145 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:23,395 Marvin, what's the gang sign for those Tres Seis bitches? 146 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,829 - Yeah, that's what I thought. Make a right. - Who's Tres Seis? 147 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,992 - The Three Sixes. - Guillermo's crew. 148 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,913 Little bitch is all moody because he think I jacked his horse. 149 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:34,989 You did. 150 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,196 That don't give him permission to shoot you in your ass! 151 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:38,679 That motherfucker gonna get his. 152 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:42,389 You don't mean horse like, like... Horse like "neigh"? 153 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,230 Don't play that doe-eye cute shit with me. I know you know better. 154 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,195 - Honey, it's going to be OK. - You buy or lease this car? 155 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,633 I bought. 156 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,636 - How much? - I don't really recall right now! 157 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,678 There's a man bleeding in my back seat! I have to pick up my son from summer school! 158 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,830 Here, make another right. 159 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,719 Er, I have to get this. Hello? 160 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,268 I just want to make sure those packets went out this morning. 161 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,590 - Oh, yeah, absolutely. - Liar! 162 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,750 - Who's that? - Who the fuck is you, nigga? 163 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,718 Oh... Oh, sorry, I'm losing you. Bye! 164 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,110 - Make another right and slow down. - OK, now we're driving in a circle. 165 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,317 Yeah, but we're about to go straight in a second. 166 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,878 Yeah, motherfucker! 167 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,632 - Drive, bitch, drive! 168 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,517 We need these sewer lines. We need these votes. 169 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,552 And the word around town says, 170 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,950 "You get Celia Hodes' vote, the rest will follow." 171 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:57,630 I hear Doug Wilson is getting a golf membership. 172 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,278 I love a woman who does her homework. 173 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,794 Would you like a golf membership too? 174 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,155 - I don't play golf. - Oh, well... 175 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,953 what is it you do play, Celia? 176 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,315 I play house. 177 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,239 Hey, sweetie. 178 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,678 - How was your first day? - Mostly sucky. 179 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,514 - Oh, only mostly? - Hello. You must be Shane's mother. 180 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,192 - Hi. - Yeah, hi. 181 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:36,513 Eve Meriweather, education coordinator. Well, Shane had a fabulous first day. 182 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,831 - Bob really took a shine to him. - Bob. That's great. 183 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,388 - What happened to the back seat? - Mom spilled some coffee. 184 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:46,234 And this is for you. It's just some forms and permission slips. 185 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,878 It covers everything you'll need to know 186 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,554 about the Absolute Truth Ministries campus. 187 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:55,350 We got some super-great programmes, prayer-power meetings. 188 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,637 And not just for Shane, but for the whole family. 189 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,109 You're a Jewish, right? 190 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:03,395 Erm, no. I'm not. 191 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:06,358 Shane's father was a Jewish. 192 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,432 - Did he pass? - Most people thought he was Italian. 193 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,475 Yes! Yes, he's no longer with us! 194 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,551 - Yes. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 195 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,712 - Losing your husband. I just can't imagine. - Yeah. 196 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,631 - Well, God bless you. - Are these shell casings? 197 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,280 Oh, Eve, in a rush! Gotta go. Gotta make dinner. 198 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,193 - Buckle up, honey. - All right. See you. Bye! 199 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,596 So, when you cast your vote tonight, 200 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,955 rubber-stamping another environmental holocaust 201 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,439 in the name of urban renewal, 202 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,433 I want you to remember the San Acitos dirt shrew. 203 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,351 How could we forget him? 204 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,432 Their beauty was here long before we were. 205 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:49,071 - This sewer is soaked in their blood. - Thank you, Jane Chaffin, 206 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:54,712 er, founder, president, and sole member of the Agrestic Eco-Warriors. 207 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,472 Your passion humbles us. 208 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:02,235 And that concludes the public debate on Motion 412, 209 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,596 the proposal to expand the sewer and water reclamation systems 210 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:09,070 - Of Greater Agrestic. - Let's do this. 211 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,674 - All of those... - All in favour of more pipe, say aye. 212 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,079 - Aye. - Aye. 213 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,878 - Aye. - The ayes have it. 214 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,520 Moment of silence for the dirt shrew. 215 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,556 The motion is passed. 216 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,798 - What the fuck did you get? 217 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,957 - House still for sale? 218 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,148 Andy? 219 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:16,073 Andy's dead. I'm Bill. Bill Sussman. Here's your mail. 220 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,149 - How's the army? - They killed Rodriguez. 221 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,038 Yeah, well, I think I killed a Hernandez. 222 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,036 - That's a wig. - Yeah, that's all they had at Rite Aid. 223 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,476 Mostly, er, wigs for black women. Are these bullet holes back here? 224 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:36,554 What? Oh, those. I was in a drive-by shooting yesterday. 225 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:42,317 I was, ha ha, driving the car. This car. I may be a murderer. Murderess. 226 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,278 Actually, I think we only clipped him, you know, hit him in the leg. 227 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,999 - Hit who in the leg? - One of the Mexicans. Tres Seis. 228 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,991 - They shot Marvin. - Who's Marvin? 229 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,310 I'm scrubbing his blood out of the back seat. 230 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,710 It won't come out. I tried everything! Nothing works! 231 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,230 Are you OK? 232 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,675 - Actually, Andy... - Bill Sussman. 233 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,557 I think I am OK. 234 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,474 I mean, stuff keeps piling on, piling on, piling on. 235 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,516 And while tomorrow is another day, 236 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,309 I'm pretty sure something even more heinous is gonna happen to me, 237 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,597 because that just seems to be the way it rolls! 238 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,148 I really think I'm finding myself. 239 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,912 Look at my hand. Nerves of steel. 240 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,310 - Pretty steady. - That's what I'm talking about. 241 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,119 Well, er, this is all good. 242 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,510 Meanwhile, a reconnaissance drone killed my battle buddy, 243 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,114 and I'm going to die. I know too much. 244 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,670 I was hoping for a shower, maybe a little nap. 245 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,955 Erm... 246 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:46,113 But you obviously are having a slow psychotic breakdown, 247 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,919 so I'll just ask, do you have any money? 248 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,992 No, I don't. 249 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,959 Er, I have a back seat full of blood. 250 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,510 I have two licence plates I may have to remove. 251 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,319 I have an assistant's job that a monkey could do. 252 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,550 I have a death wish. 253 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,676 You're welcome to any of those sparkly gems. 254 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,149 But as far as money goes, Bill, 255 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,673 everything that comes in goes out. 256 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,557 I'm gonna go now. 257 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,118 I like this new you. 258 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,158 She's a winner. 259 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,672 - Tell the kids I miss them. - You betcha. 260 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,110 Where you hear that? 261 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,758 You sure about that? That's good news. 262 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,955 Cool. 263 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,313 - And? - Gunfire in the streets. 264 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,356 Brown fighting black, black fighting brown, 265 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,352 all on account of somebody went and shot Marvin in the ass. 266 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,238 Something about a Mexican in a tinted truck 267 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,993 driving up, and pop, pop, pop. Right in Marvin's ass. 268 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,798 That's one big ass. 269 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,195 Maybe if that Mexican had better aim, he wouldn't have needed three shots. 270 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,955 Maybe if he hadn't used his antique snub-nose piece of shit, you'd be right. 271 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,554 - Hmm. - Still, war is on. 272 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,638 War is on. 273 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,595 - More males? - I think that's the last of them. 274 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,158 Now, why are you doing that? 275 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,437 Gotta separate the males from the females, or they'll fuck up the whole crop. 276 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,830 How you know they males? They got little plant dicks? 277 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,229 No dicks, just sacks. 278 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:35,552 - Plants looking good in there. - That's cos it's a roomful of women. 279 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,393 Stepping up. 280 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,716 And we're sitting out there like lambs. 281 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,109 And Rodriguez, he's got the cell phone up in his hands, 282 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,431 just like that, and that's when it struck. 283 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,835 Right in the chest, into his heart. Tell them. 284 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,595 - What did he say? - He says, "Wow. Shocking." 285 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,477 Shocking, shocking. 286 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,553 A naïve kid, a great kid, who only wanted to serve his country. 287 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:19,953 My battle buddy. And shit like this, these accidents going on all the time. 288 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,191 And we sit here wrapped in our blanket of apathy, 289 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,829 eating our vindaloo, watching Dancing With The Stars, 290 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,956 and we don't wanna know about it. 291 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,713 "No way. That stuff happens over there." 292 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,112 You tell that to Rodriguez. Tell it to his fucking corpse. 293 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,792 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, you. 294 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,113 - Got a lot of calls from clients today. - Yeah? 295 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,749 People seem to like the new guy. Judah. 296 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,710 Tip of the hat to the old man. 297 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,314 - We're gonna need more product soon. - I'm having homework issues. 298 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,277 Come here, let me see. 299 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,552 "The day after prom, 300 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,438 "a murder has taken place and blood has been found. 301 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,069 "Principal Paul calls up detective Dan to investigate." 302 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,957 It's like an episode of CSI. 303 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,713 I have to use my powers of critical thinking to solve a murder. 304 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,358 - Who's that? - That's Kyle. 305 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,591 He disappeared right after the murder. This is Jill. 306 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,671 Her blood matches the blood found at the crime scene. 307 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,830 And this is Mia, the cheerleader. 308 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,196 Kyle promised to take her to the prom, then dumped her hard. 309 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,713 Jealous Mia murdered Jill. 310 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,030 - That's what I thought too. - So what's the problem? 311 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,556 Every day, we get new clues, and today we got this one. 312 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,838 "Two days later, Jill arrived at school." 313 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,477 - I thought Jill was murdered. That's bogus. - No body, no murder. 314 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,959 It doesn't add up. 315 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,595 - W-W-V-M-D. - W-W-V... 316 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,750 What would Vic Mackey do? 317 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,877 He'd plant evidence and coerce a confession. 318 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,838 OK, but what's Detective Dan gonna do? 319 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,674 Drink myself into a stupor, then sleep with my prostitute-slash-informer. 320 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,037 No more cable for you. 321 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,196 - Mr. Botwin. - This is my lawyer, Dean Hodes. 322 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,555 Gentlemen, we called this meeting because my client's tired of running. 323 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,631 - We don't care. - Go fuck yourself. 324 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,314 You're in possession of US military hardware, Mr. Botwin. 325 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,198 - Where's the phone? - My client neither confirms nor denies... 326 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,952 - Shut up. - Suck yourself. 327 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,632 I'm setting in front of you documents 328 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,188 which, when signed, will honourably discharge you 329 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:41,149 - From the United States Army Reserves. - You're the drone guy, right? 330 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,037 Lawyer for the contractor? 331 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,874 Your machine killed Rodriguez. You forced him out in the field. 332 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,555 We were gonna strap that cell phone to a fucking mule till we found your two sorry asses. 333 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,517 And then we figured, why waste a good mule? 334 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,910 Private Rodriguez died a hero. Sign the documents, Mr. Botwin. 335 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:56,955 I'll need to look these over. 336 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,632 There's no time to look over anything, Mr. Hodes. 337 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,948 Suck yourself. 338 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,316 You see that window washer outside, cleaning the windows, Mr. Botwin? 339 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,756 - Notice anything unusual? - I don't know. Should I? 340 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,957 - He's a white guy? - Actually, he's a Lithuanian. 341 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,758 And that squeegee he's holding is a remote, 342 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,752 currently erasing your hard drive, Mr. Wilson. 343 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,035 Would you confirm that for me? 344 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,189 Whoa. 345 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,068 That's because that window washer is not a window washer. 346 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,798 He works for us. 347 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,109 And that janitor in the hallway, he works for us too. 348 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,760 Turn on your vacuum, Ivan. 349 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,796 Turn it off. 350 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,393 Turn it on. 351 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,152 Turn it off. 352 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,669 - Two vans in the parking lot, helicopters. - You're fucking surrounded, dipshit. 353 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:46,116 And we can make you disappear faster than a mule can shit itself. 354 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,431 - What's with him and the mules? - Do you think we're fucking around here? 355 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,274 - You return our property pronto, dickhead! - Give him the phone. 356 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,590 Give him the phone, Doug! 357 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,748 Doug. 358 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,637 Erm, what am I signing here? 359 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,518 You're not signing anything. You're not here right now. 360 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,672 You were never at Fort Irwin, and the only man named Rodriguez you know 361 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,149 is some asshole in the Yankees who thinks he's better than Graig Nettles. 362 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,593 Suck yourself. 363 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,278 OK, you have walked the crime scene. 364 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,948 You've interrogated your suspects. You've gathered your evidence. 365 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,919 Which one of you is ready to put your critical mind 366 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,991 to the ultimate test? 367 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:34,108 Who here has solved the strange case of Cordull High? 368 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:44,029 Crimes are solved by hard evidence. Blood samples point to Kyle and Jill, 369 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,635 but since both of them showed up at school later, 370 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,995 there can be only one solution. 371 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,311 There was no murder. 372 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:58,428 Ah, but there was. A murder of the worst kind. 373 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,035 For, you see, Jill had an abortion. 374 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,029 Jesus, have mercy on their souls. 375 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,510 It's horrible, it's disgusting, but I have no place else to put you. 376 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,592 You're just gonna have to fake it for a bit. 377 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,273 Hey, Mom. 378 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,916 - What's up, Nance? - What are you doing here? 379 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,391 Er, just dropping off some business, getting a rundown on the operation. 380 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,517 - Meeting the family. - Uncle Andy's back. 381 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,909 And he has a bag of ice on his balls. 382 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,036 - What's up, little man? - Hey. 383 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,111 Shane, go in the house with your brother. 384 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,272 Listen to your mother, Shane. She's a gangster. She'll keep you straight. 385 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,316 U-Turn, why don't you and I have a little walk and talk? 386 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,551 You can't come to my house. You're not welcome here. 387 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,995 Come on, girl, we tight, you and me. 388 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,674 - I'm not fucking kidding. - Save it. 389 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,479 I was just dropping off some bricks for your boy. 390 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,551 Oh, and I left you a package in the garage. 391 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,473 I need you to hold on to it for a spell, that's all. 392 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,472 Things are starting to heat up over the hill. 393 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,952 You bought a Prius? 394 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,350 I bought seven of them. I got my whole crew driving them. 395 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,591 They're real quiet. Good for sneaking up on motherfuckers. 396 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,270 Check this out. Hands-free. 397 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,559 - What up, doe? - Where you at, U-Turn? You late. 398 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,394 Your bitch ass gonna have to wait. I got business going on. Fuck you. 399 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,231 See the shit I'm surrounded by? 400 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,357 That's why I need more bitches like you, Nancy. Oh... 401 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,758 and you could use this. 402 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,158 Watch it tonight. 403 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,432 Heroin.