1 00:00:02,077 --> 00:00:03,913 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:04,455 --> 00:00:07,208 Behold, the incorporated city of Majestic. 3 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:11,295 A city experiencing a rate of growth few people could have anticipated. 4 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:13,339 - Thank you, Mr Groff. - Sullivan. 5 00:00:13,422 --> 00:00:14,590 Dumb name. 6 00:00:14,673 --> 00:00:16,133 My name is Guillermo. 7 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:19,762 Tell your friend U-Turn, you tell him he's a lawn jockey now. 8 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,764 - What the fuck is this? - Your pot. 9 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:24,350 You were supposed to pick up a key of jack. 10 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:25,517 Heroin? 11 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:28,437 I'm gonna kill that bean-farting motherfucker. 12 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,856 - Heroin? - Chop that shit up. 13 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,358 Bring me back twelve-fi'. 14 00:00:32,441 --> 00:00:35,778 How am I supposed to put food on my table if you keep upping my debt? 15 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:37,780 Get a fucking job. 16 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,240 You're a very beautiful woman. 17 00:00:39,323 --> 00:00:41,700 I bet you look good rolling right out of bed in the morning. 18 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:44,537 You know, if I hire you, I'll be paying for the right to make comments like that. 19 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:45,621 You OK with that? 20 00:00:45,704 --> 00:00:47,957 As long as you're OK with being shot down every time. 21 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,626 - Can you grow here? - Hell, yeah, it's perfect. 22 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:52,795 Fucking shame it's all gonna be for U-Turn. 23 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:54,547 You let me worry about U-Turn. 24 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:59,176 You know, this community service thing is totally unsupervised. 25 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,678 I will never let you deal. 26 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:03,055 You don't have a choice. I know you don't. 27 00:01:03,138 --> 00:01:04,974 Sergeant That is your battle buddy! 28 00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:06,850 I can't wait to kill me some terrorists. 29 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:10,145 - Are you kidding me? - This is gonna be great. 30 00:01:20,864 --> 00:01:23,534 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 31 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:26,203 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 32 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,789 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 33 00:01:28,873 --> 00:01:31,417 ♪ Little boxes all the same 34 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,003 ♪ There's a green one and a pink one 35 00:01:34,086 --> 00:01:36,755 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one 36 00:01:36,839 --> 00:01:39,174 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 37 00:01:39,258 --> 00:01:42,136 ♪ And they all look just the same 38 00:01:43,262 --> 00:01:45,890 ♪ And the people in the houses 39 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:48,517 ♪ All went to the university 40 00:01:48,601 --> 00:01:51,270 ♪ Where they were put in boxes 41 00:01:51,353 --> 00:01:53,939 ♪ And they came out all the same 42 00:01:54,023 --> 00:01:56,525 ♪ And there's doctors and lawyers 43 00:01:56,609 --> 00:01:59,153 ♪ And business executives 44 00:01:59,236 --> 00:02:01,822 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 45 00:02:01,906 --> 00:02:06,452 ♪ And they all look just the same ♪ 46 00:02:11,707 --> 00:02:14,251 OK, hold on. Now point the camera at my ass. Hurry. 47 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,755 I don't want to see your balls, man! Tuck them away! 48 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:21,967 All right. There. There. Fine. Ready? OK. 49 00:02:22,885 --> 00:02:24,929 It's coming. And it's a good one. Here it comes. 50 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,388 Hey, what is that? 51 00:02:26,472 --> 00:02:28,224 And show time. 52 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:35,689 - Wow. That was Rodriguez? - Yeah. And they fucking killed him. 53 00:02:35,773 --> 00:02:39,193 - For trying to light farts? - They don't need a reason, Doug. 54 00:02:39,276 --> 00:02:41,070 It's Pat Tillman all over again. 55 00:02:41,153 --> 00:02:43,072 I gotta forward this to my fraternity brothers. 56 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:46,158 Forward it to Lowell Bergman, all right? Forward it to Harry Reid. 57 00:02:46,242 --> 00:02:49,495 - Are they Beta Phi Omegas? - OK, er, I love you. 58 00:02:49,578 --> 00:02:51,956 And I thank you for the pants and the Chinese food 59 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:55,125 and, what, 70, 80 bucks that you got here. 60 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:58,504 But uninformed Doug, Doug of the disengaged electorate, 61 00:02:58,587 --> 00:03:00,714 that Doug needs to remove himself from the room, 62 00:03:00,798 --> 00:03:03,259 cos I'm riding the edge here. 63 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:08,722 - Do you want me to answer it? - That's how they track you. 64 00:03:08,806 --> 00:03:11,100 That's how they got Rodriguez. 65 00:03:13,143 --> 00:03:15,980 If you answer it, I could be a dead man. 66 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:20,901 - Hello? - Mr Botwin. 67 00:03:20,985 --> 00:03:23,404 He's not available right now. Who, may I ask, is calling? 68 00:03:23,487 --> 00:03:25,406 You know who this is. 69 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:29,994 - Hmm. What? What? - Scary. Deep voice. 70 00:03:30,452 --> 00:03:33,205 Very deep. Very scary. 71 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,000 You can't stay here. 72 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:39,461 They are going to kill you, Andy. 73 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,344 I sold Jesus a quarter ounce at the Fastmart. 74 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,555 He's a Mexican guy who's on road kill with me 75 00:03:49,638 --> 00:03:51,348 working off a DUl. 76 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:54,894 He loves the Lord, and he loves weed. 77 00:03:54,977 --> 00:03:58,564 And so does his cousin Javier, who works in the kitchen at Amici's. 78 00:03:58,647 --> 00:03:59,899 I only sold him a dime, 79 00:03:59,982 --> 00:04:02,484 but two of the delivery guys bought a half-ounce each. 80 00:04:02,568 --> 00:04:04,570 Got a free meatball sub. Does that happen to you a lot? 81 00:04:04,653 --> 00:04:06,864 - Free food? - Not really. 82 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:10,034 Happened to me twice today. Want some jerky? 83 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,327 Thank you, no. 84 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:15,372 After the sub, I drove back and checked in with my supervisor, 85 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:18,334 - and he sent me to bingo. - Bingo. 86 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:22,963 At the retirement home, run by church volunteers and misdemeanour felons. 87 00:04:23,047 --> 00:04:25,633 - Three customers there. - Mr Mertes. 88 00:04:25,716 --> 00:04:29,303 - You sell to Mertes? - Any cars follow you? 89 00:04:29,386 --> 00:04:30,512 No. 90 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:39,063 - You sold $2,000 in a day. - Impressive, huh? 91 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:42,608 Temporary. This is not a career path. 92 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:46,111 - This is a family in crisis. - And I'm being the good son. 93 00:04:47,571 --> 00:04:50,074 I'm assuming you burned through your client base. 94 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:51,825 Kind of. 95 00:04:51,909 --> 00:04:54,745 OK. I'll make some calls. 96 00:04:55,538 --> 00:04:58,624 But if you sell to these people, you're not the good son. 97 00:04:58,707 --> 00:05:01,627 You're some random punk who sells for me. 98 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:05,589 Pick an alias, work your deliveries around your community service. 99 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,132 Will do. 100 00:05:07,216 --> 00:05:09,552 Give some jerky to your brother. He's mad at me. 101 00:05:09,635 --> 00:05:12,846 - Why this time? - I put him in Majestic summer school 102 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:16,141 to keep him off the streets, away from drugs. 103 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:29,321 I love that sound. Hammer the nails, pour the cement down. 104 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:32,616 Good men are gonna raise their families here. 105 00:05:33,409 --> 00:05:38,581 Of course, it's that kind of missionary zeal that's got us into this mess, isn't it? 106 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,168 We need these sewer lines. 107 00:05:44,128 --> 00:05:46,255 We need these votes. 108 00:05:46,338 --> 00:05:50,801 And the word around town says, "You get Doug Wilson's vote, 109 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:53,470 "the rest will follow. " 110 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:56,849 Well, that's beautiful. I'm thinking a golf membership. 111 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:02,146 OK. Now, I know a lot of you are looking up at this board, 112 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:05,024 and you're thinking to yourselves, "Critical thinking?" 113 00:06:05,107 --> 00:06:08,402 That sounds kind of square. Sounds kind of wack. 114 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,613 OK. 115 00:06:10,696 --> 00:06:14,325 Who here can tell Bob what critical thinking means? 116 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:18,704 Anybody? Hit me. 117 00:06:18,787 --> 00:06:21,624 "Critical thinking is the process of conceptualising 118 00:06:21,707 --> 00:06:23,500 "and analysing information 119 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:26,170 "gathered from observation or communication 120 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,714 "as a guide to belief in action. " 121 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:33,510 - You got a name, friend? - Shane Botwin. 122 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,387 Dap? 123 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:38,974 Blow it up. 124 00:06:39,058 --> 00:06:41,060 Pow! 125 00:06:41,143 --> 00:06:43,145 Shane Botwin, let me ask you a question. 126 00:06:43,229 --> 00:06:45,147 Do you want to spend the next couple weeks 127 00:06:45,231 --> 00:06:49,818 reading out of a textbook, or would you rather keep it real? 128 00:06:49,902 --> 00:06:51,737 I guess keep it real. 129 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:55,157 Because I can assign you pages from the textbook, 130 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:58,661 and you can copy them into your notebooks, regurgitate them later for a test. 131 00:06:58,744 --> 00:07:01,747 I mean, I can do that if that's what you want. 132 00:07:01,830 --> 00:07:03,249 Or... 133 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:08,003 maybe you and I can solve a murder. 134 00:07:08,921 --> 00:07:10,756 Cool. 135 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:14,718 Two G's. 136 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:20,099 - That's right. - The agreement was twelve-five. 137 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:26,564 - You breaking a social contract. - Well, I'm working with some new people. 138 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:30,859 - It takes time. - Ten grand light. Usually get a nigga shot. 139 00:07:30,943 --> 00:07:36,448 - Well, good thing I'm white. - U-Turn, I've been shot! I've been shot! 140 00:07:36,532 --> 00:07:40,244 - What the fuck happened? - Ow! I was getting the mail. 141 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:43,622 Truck come by... Blam, blam, blam! Shot in the ass! 142 00:07:43,706 --> 00:07:46,166 - Hi, Marvin. - Hi, Nancy. 143 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,586 Y'all two, go outside, start rousting niggas. 144 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:52,798 Find out who saw what. Man, you think it was the Mexicans? 145 00:07:52,882 --> 00:07:55,801 Cucaracha motherfuckers need to get stomped! 146 00:07:55,885 --> 00:07:58,596 Fuck, man, hey, hey, you bleeding all over, man! 147 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:02,099 Put your hand over your ass, man! Blot that shit, man! Blot it! 148 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,559 I need a doctor! 149 00:08:03,642 --> 00:08:07,104 Man, you ain't getting on my leather seats with that ass. 150 00:08:10,482 --> 00:08:13,485 No. No, no. No way. 151 00:08:15,404 --> 00:08:17,323 - These one of these hybrids, huh? - Yes. 152 00:08:17,406 --> 00:08:18,991 How are you doing back there, Marvin? 153 00:08:19,074 --> 00:08:23,120 Got a fucking bullet in my ass! Take me to the hospital! 154 00:08:23,204 --> 00:08:25,247 Are we sure this is the way to the hospital? 155 00:08:25,331 --> 00:08:27,416 We ain't going to no motherfucking hospital. 156 00:08:27,499 --> 00:08:29,210 Charge you 50 bucks for an aspirin, 157 00:08:29,293 --> 00:08:32,254 treat you like shit if you don't have insurance. Make a right. 158 00:08:32,338 --> 00:08:36,467 We got our own guy. Dr Tupelo. He don't ask no questions, 159 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,802 and he real good at taking bullets out of people. 160 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,846 Lovely. Can't wait to meet him. 161 00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:44,600 Marvin, what's the gang sign for those Tres Seis bitches? 162 00:08:45,517 --> 00:08:49,230 - Yeah, that's what I thought. Make a right. - Who's Tres Seis? 163 00:08:49,313 --> 00:08:52,524 - The Three Sixes. - Guillermo's crew. 164 00:08:52,608 --> 00:08:55,569 Little bitch is all moody because he think I jacked his horse. 165 00:08:55,653 --> 00:08:56,695 You did. 166 00:08:56,779 --> 00:08:58,989 That don't give him permission to shoot you in your ass! 167 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:00,533 That motherfucker gonna get his. 168 00:09:00,616 --> 00:09:04,411 You don't mean horse like, like... Horse like "neigh"? 169 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:09,458 Don't play that doe-eye cute shit with me. I know you know better. 170 00:09:10,876 --> 00:09:14,630 - Honey, it's going to be OK. - You buy or lease this car? 171 00:09:14,713 --> 00:09:16,131 I bought. 172 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:19,260 - How much? - I don't really recall right now! 173 00:09:19,343 --> 00:09:22,429 There's a man bleeding in my back seat! I have to pick up my son from summer school! 174 00:09:22,513 --> 00:09:24,682 Here, make another right. 175 00:09:25,975 --> 00:09:28,727 Er, I have to get this. Hello? 176 00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:31,397 I just want to make sure those packets went out this morning. 177 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,816 - Oh, yeah, absolutely. - Liar! 178 00:09:33,899 --> 00:09:36,068 - Who's that? - Who the fuck is you, nigga? 179 00:09:36,151 --> 00:09:39,154 Oh... Oh, sorry, I'm losing you. Bye! 180 00:09:39,238 --> 00:09:42,700 - Make another right and slow down. - OK, now we're driving in a circle. 181 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:46,036 Yeah, but we're about to go straight in a second. 182 00:09:48,998 --> 00:09:50,791 Yeah, motherfucker! 183 00:09:54,587 --> 00:09:56,714 ♪ Let's drive away 184 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:59,925 - Drive, bitch, drive! - # Let's hit the road 185 00:10:02,136 --> 00:10:05,723 ♪ Save our lives, save our lives 186 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,017 ♪ Save our lives ♪ 187 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,270 We need these sewer lines. We need these votes. 188 00:10:12,605 --> 00:10:14,440 And the word around town says, 189 00:10:14,523 --> 00:10:17,985 "You get Celia Hodes' vote, the rest will follow. " 190 00:10:19,403 --> 00:10:22,865 I hear Doug Wilson is getting a golf membership. 191 00:10:24,617 --> 00:10:27,703 I love a woman who does her homework. 192 00:10:27,786 --> 00:10:30,331 Would you like a golf membership too? 193 00:10:30,414 --> 00:10:32,791 - I don't play golf. - Oh, well... 194 00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:36,754 what is it you do play, Celia? 195 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,215 I play house. 196 00:10:46,972 --> 00:10:48,515 Hey, sweetie. 197 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,102 - How was your first day? - Mostly sucky. 198 00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:56,106 - Oh, only mostly? - Hello. You must be Shane's mother. 199 00:10:56,190 --> 00:10:57,858 - Hi. - Yeah, hi. 200 00:10:57,942 --> 00:11:03,405 Eve Meriweather, education coordinator. Well, Shane had a fabulous first day. 201 00:11:03,489 --> 00:11:06,867 - Bob really took a shine to him. - Bob. That's great. 202 00:11:06,951 --> 00:11:09,537 - What happened to the back seat? - Mom spilled some coffee. 203 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:13,541 And this is for you. It's just some forms and permission slips. 204 00:11:13,624 --> 00:11:15,251 It covers everything you'll need to know 205 00:11:15,334 --> 00:11:18,045 about the Absolute Truth Ministries campus. 206 00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:23,050 We got some super-great programmes, prayer-power meetings. 207 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,470 And not just for Shane, but for the whole family. 208 00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:29,056 You're a Jewish, right? 209 00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:31,433 Erm, no. I'm not. 210 00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:34,520 Shane's father was a Jewish. 211 00:11:34,603 --> 00:11:37,731 - Did he pass? - Most people thought he was Italian. 212 00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,944 Yes! Yes, he's no longer with us! 213 00:11:42,027 --> 00:11:44,113 - Yes. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 214 00:11:44,196 --> 00:11:47,408 - Losing your husband. I just can't imagine. - Yeah. 215 00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:49,410 - Well, God bless you. - Are these shell casings? 216 00:11:49,493 --> 00:11:52,162 Oh, Eve, in a rush! Gotta go. Gotta make dinner. 217 00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:55,207 - Buckle up, honey. - All right. See you. Bye! 218 00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:58,752 So, when you cast your vote tonight, 219 00:11:58,836 --> 00:12:01,213 rubber-stamping another environmental holocaust 220 00:12:01,297 --> 00:12:02,756 in the name of urban renewal, 221 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:06,927 I want you to remember the San Acitos dirt shrew. 222 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,015 How could we forget him? 223 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:14,226 Their beauty was here long before we were. 224 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:19,064 - This sewer is soaked in their blood. - Thank you, Jane Chaffin, 225 00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:24,945 er, founder, president, and sole member of the Agrestic Eco-Warriors. 226 00:12:25,654 --> 00:12:28,866 Your passion humbles us. 227 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,786 And that concludes the public debate on Motion 412, 228 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:36,290 the proposal to expand the sewer and water reclamation systems 229 00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:39,919 - of Greater Agrestic. - Let's do this. 230 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,672 - All of those... - All in favour of more pipe, say aye. 231 00:12:43,756 --> 00:12:45,132 - Aye. - Aye. 232 00:12:45,216 --> 00:12:47,009 - Aye. - The ayes have it. 233 00:12:47,092 --> 00:12:49,762 Moment of silence for the dirt shrew. 234 00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:51,889 The motion is passed. 235 00:13:02,191 --> 00:13:06,111 ♪ Nice day for a walk in the park 236 00:13:08,864 --> 00:13:11,951 - # Nice day for a drive through the city - What the fuck did you get? 237 00:13:16,121 --> 00:13:19,875 ♪ This world is a warm, sunny park 238 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:25,839 ♪ Ba-da ba, ba, ba ba-da, ba-da ba, ba ba-da 239 00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:28,467 ♪ Ba-da ba, ba, ba-da-bam 240 00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:32,888 ♪ Ba-da ba, ba, ba ba-da, ba-da ba, ba ba-da 241 00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:35,432 ♪ Ba-da ba, ba, ba-da-bam 242 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,271 - # Nice day for a talk with your girl... # - House still for sale? 243 00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:44,650 Andy? 244 00:13:45,693 --> 00:13:49,780 Andy's dead. I'm Bill. Bill Sussman. Here's your mail. 245 00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:55,077 - How's the army? - They killed Rodriguez. 246 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,080 Yeah, well, I think I killed a Hernandez. 247 00:13:58,831 --> 00:14:02,251 - That's a wig. - Yeah, that's all they had at Rite Aid. 248 00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:05,838 Mostly, er, wigs for black women. Are these bullet holes back here? 249 00:14:05,921 --> 00:14:11,135 What? Oh, those. I was in a drive-by shooting yesterday. 250 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:17,141 I was, ha ha, driving the car. This car. I may be a murderer. Murderess. 251 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,227 Actually, I think we only clipped him, you know, hit him in the leg. 252 00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:23,063 - Hit who in the leg? - One of the Mexicans. Tres Seis. 253 00:14:23,147 --> 00:14:25,149 - They shot Marvin. - Who's Marvin? 254 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,568 I'm scrubbing his blood out of the back seat. 255 00:14:27,651 --> 00:14:31,113 It won't come out. I tried everything! Nothing works! 256 00:14:32,615 --> 00:14:34,783 Are you OK? 257 00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:37,328 - Actually, Andy... - Bill Sussman. 258 00:14:37,411 --> 00:14:39,288 I think I am OK. 259 00:14:39,371 --> 00:14:43,375 I mean, stuff keeps piling on, piling on, piling on. 260 00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:45,502 And while tomorrow is another day, 261 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:49,465 I'm pretty sure something even more heinous is gonna happen to me, 262 00:14:49,548 --> 00:14:52,885 because that just seems to be the way it rolls! 263 00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:55,554 I really think I'm finding myself. 264 00:14:57,473 --> 00:15:00,517 Look at my hand. Nerves of steel. 265 00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:04,063 - Pretty steady. - That's what I'm talking about. 266 00:15:04,146 --> 00:15:06,982 Well, er, this is all good. 267 00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:10,528 Meanwhile, a reconnaissance drone killed my battle buddy, 268 00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:13,239 and I'm going to die. I know too much. 269 00:15:13,322 --> 00:15:16,951 I was hoping for a shower, maybe a little nap. 270 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:19,328 Erm... 271 00:15:19,411 --> 00:15:23,666 But you obviously are having a slow psychotic breakdown, 272 00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:26,585 so I'll just ask, do you have any money? 273 00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:32,925 No, I don't. 274 00:15:33,008 --> 00:15:37,054 Er, I have a back seat full of blood. 275 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,766 I have two licence plates I may have to remove. 276 00:15:40,849 --> 00:15:43,686 I have an assistant's job that a monkey could do. 277 00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:46,021 I have a death wish. 278 00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:48,232 You're welcome to any of those sparkly gems. 279 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,818 But as far as money goes, Bill, 280 00:15:51,694 --> 00:15:54,488 everything that comes in goes out. 281 00:15:54,572 --> 00:15:56,448 I'm gonna go now. 282 00:15:57,491 --> 00:15:59,118 I like this new you. 283 00:15:59,201 --> 00:16:02,288 She's a winner. 284 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:09,086 - Tell the kids I miss them. - You betcha. 285 00:16:14,592 --> 00:16:16,844 Where you hear that? 286 00:16:17,553 --> 00:16:20,639 You sure about that? That's good news. 287 00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:21,891 Cool. 288 00:16:23,642 --> 00:16:26,437 - And? - Gunfire in the streets. 289 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,564 Brown fighting black, black fighting brown, 290 00:16:28,647 --> 00:16:31,692 all on account of somebody went and shot Marvin in the ass. 291 00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:34,695 Something about a Mexican in a tinted truck 292 00:16:34,778 --> 00:16:37,573 driving up, and pop, pop, pop. Right in Marvin's ass. 293 00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:39,450 That's one big ass. 294 00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:44,038 Maybe if that Mexican had better aim, he wouldn't have needed three shots. 295 00:16:44,121 --> 00:16:47,958 Maybe if he hadn't used his antique snub-nose piece of shit, you'd be right. 296 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:50,669 - Hmm. - Still, war is on. 297 00:16:51,212 --> 00:16:52,838 War is on. 298 00:16:54,173 --> 00:16:58,010 - More males? - I think that's the last of them. 299 00:17:00,971 --> 00:17:02,765 Now, why are you doing that? 300 00:17:02,848 --> 00:17:06,185 Gotta separate the males from the females, or they'll fuck up the whole crop. 301 00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:09,730 How you know they males? They got little plant dicks? 302 00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:12,233 No dicks, just sacks. 303 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:17,780 - Plants looking good in there. - That's cos it's a roomful of women. 304 00:17:21,325 --> 00:17:22,826 Stepping up. 305 00:17:25,996 --> 00:17:29,416 And we're sitting out there like lambs. 306 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,919 And Rodriguez, he's got the cell phone up in his hands, 307 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:35,381 just like that, and that's when it struck. 308 00:17:37,174 --> 00:17:41,011 Right in the chest, into his heart. Tell them. 309 00:17:49,853 --> 00:17:52,231 - What did he say? - He says, "Wow. Shocking. " 310 00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:54,191 Shocking, shocking. 311 00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:58,445 A naive kid, a great kid, who only wanted to serve his country. 312 00:17:58,529 --> 00:18:04,076 My battle buddy. And shit like this, these accidents going on all the time. 313 00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:07,454 And we sit here wrapped in our blanket of apathy, 314 00:18:07,538 --> 00:18:11,250 eating our vindaloo, watching Dancing With The Stars, 315 00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,460 and we don't wanna know about it. 316 00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:18,424 "No way. That stuff happens over there. " 317 00:18:22,052 --> 00:18:25,097 You tell that to Rodriguez. Tell it to his fucking corpse. 318 00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:35,190 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, you. 319 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:41,780 - Got a lot of calls from clients today. - Yeah? 320 00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:45,576 People seem to like the new guy. Judah. 321 00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:48,662 Tip of the hat to the old man. 322 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:55,544 - We're gonna need more product soon. - I'm having homework issues. 323 00:18:55,628 --> 00:18:57,588 Come here, let me see. 324 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:01,008 "The day after prom, 325 00:19:01,091 --> 00:19:04,011 "a murder has taken place and blood has been found. 326 00:19:04,094 --> 00:19:07,806 "Principal Paul calls up detective Dan to investigate. " 327 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,767 It's like an episode of CSI. 328 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:12,645 I have to use my powers of critical thinking to solve a murder. 329 00:19:12,728 --> 00:19:14,355 - Who's that? - That's Kyle. 330 00:19:14,438 --> 00:19:17,733 He disappeared right after the murder. This is Jill. 331 00:19:17,816 --> 00:19:19,902 Her blood matches the blood found at the crime scene. 332 00:19:19,985 --> 00:19:22,154 And this is Mia, the cheerleader. 333 00:19:22,238 --> 00:19:25,658 Kyle promised to take her to the prom, then dumped her hard. 334 00:19:25,741 --> 00:19:27,243 Jealous Mia murdered Jill. 335 00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:29,662 - That's what I thought too. - So what's the problem? 336 00:19:29,745 --> 00:19:33,332 Every day, we get new clues, and today we got this one. 337 00:19:33,415 --> 00:19:37,795 "Two days later, Jill arrived at school. " 338 00:19:38,254 --> 00:19:41,590 - I thought Jill was murdered. That's bogus. - No body, no murder. 339 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,176 It doesn't add up. 340 00:19:45,594 --> 00:19:47,972 - W-W-V-M-D. - W-W-V... 341 00:19:48,055 --> 00:19:50,224 What would Vic Mackey do? 342 00:19:50,307 --> 00:19:53,477 He'd plant evidence and coerce a confession. 343 00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:56,564 OK, but what's Detective Dan gonna do? 344 00:19:56,647 --> 00:20:00,568 Drink myself into a stupor, then sleep with my prostitute-slash-informer. 345 00:20:03,153 --> 00:20:05,114 No more cable for you. 346 00:20:06,031 --> 00:20:09,451 - Mr Botwin. - This is my lawyer, Dean Hodes. 347 00:20:09,535 --> 00:20:11,912 Gentlemen, we called this meeting because my client's tired of running. 348 00:20:11,996 --> 00:20:14,081 - We don't care. - Go fuck yourself. 349 00:20:14,164 --> 00:20:16,876 You're in possession of US military hardware, Mr Botwin. 350 00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:19,879 - Where's the phone? - My client neither confirms nor denies... 351 00:20:19,962 --> 00:20:21,714 - Shut up. - Suck yourself. 352 00:20:21,797 --> 00:20:23,465 I'm setting in front of you documents 353 00:20:23,549 --> 00:20:26,135 which, when signed, will honourably discharge you 354 00:20:26,218 --> 00:20:31,307 - from the United States Army Reserves. - You're the drone guy, right? 355 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,267 Lawyer for the contractor? 356 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:37,271 Your machine killed Rodriguez. You forced him out in the field. 357 00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:41,108 We were gonna strap that cell phone to a fucking mule till we found your two sorry asses. 358 00:20:41,192 --> 00:20:43,152 And then we figured, why waste a good mule? 359 00:20:43,235 --> 00:20:46,697 Private Rodriguez died a hero. Sign the documents, Mr Botwin. 360 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:47,781 I'll need to look these over. 361 00:20:47,865 --> 00:20:49,533 There's no time to look over anything, Mr Hodes. 362 00:20:49,617 --> 00:20:50,910 Suck yourself. 363 00:20:50,993 --> 00:20:54,413 You see that window washer outside, cleaning the windows, Mr Botwin? 364 00:20:54,496 --> 00:20:58,000 - Notice anything unusual? - I don't know. Should I? 365 00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:01,337 - He's a white guy? - Actually, he's a Lithuanian. 366 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,214 And that squeegee he's holding is a remote, 367 00:21:03,297 --> 00:21:06,342 currently erasing your hard drive, Mr Wilson. 368 00:21:06,425 --> 00:21:08,719 Would you confirm that for me? 369 00:21:11,847 --> 00:21:13,057 Whoa. 370 00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:17,102 That's because that window washer is not a window washer. 371 00:21:17,186 --> 00:21:18,896 He works for us. 372 00:21:19,939 --> 00:21:22,358 And that janitor in the hallway, he works for us too. 373 00:21:22,441 --> 00:21:25,110 Turn on your vacuum, Ivan. 374 00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:27,238 Turn it off. 375 00:21:27,321 --> 00:21:28,906 Turn it on. 376 00:21:28,989 --> 00:21:30,741 Turn it off. 377 00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:35,454 - Two vans in the parking lot, helicopters. - You're fucking surrounded, dipshit. 378 00:21:35,538 --> 00:21:39,041 And we can make you disappear faster than a mule can shit itself. 379 00:21:39,124 --> 00:21:42,503 - What's with him and the mules? - Do you think we're fucking around here? 380 00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:46,507 - You return our property pronto, dickhead! - Give him the phone. 381 00:21:46,590 --> 00:21:48,926 Give him the phone, Doug! 382 00:21:49,885 --> 00:21:51,178 Doug. 383 00:21:53,347 --> 00:21:55,224 Erm, what am I signing here? 384 00:21:55,307 --> 00:21:58,227 You're not signing anything. You're not here right now. 385 00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:01,522 You were never at Fort Irwin, and the only man named Rodriguez you know 386 00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:04,108 is some asshole in the Yankees who thinks he's better than Graig Nettles. 387 00:22:04,191 --> 00:22:05,609 Suck yourself. 388 00:22:09,488 --> 00:22:12,575 OK, you have walked the crime scene. 389 00:22:13,492 --> 00:22:17,454 You've interrogated your suspects. You've gathered your evidence. 390 00:22:17,538 --> 00:22:21,584 Which one of you is ready to put your critical mind 391 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,752 to the ultimate test? 392 00:22:23,836 --> 00:22:29,091 Who here has solved the strange case of Cordull High? 393 00:22:34,263 --> 00:22:39,435 Crimes are solved by hard evidence. Blood samples point to Kyle and Jill, 394 00:22:39,518 --> 00:22:43,188 but since both of them showed up at school later, 395 00:22:43,272 --> 00:22:45,649 there can be only one solution. 396 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:49,111 There was no murder. 397 00:22:49,195 --> 00:22:54,450 Ah, but there was. A murder of the worst kind. 398 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:58,204 For, you see, Jill had an abortion. 399 00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:07,588 Jesus, have mercy on their souls. 400 00:23:07,671 --> 00:23:11,217 It's horrible, it's disgusting, but I have no place else to put you. 401 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:14,428 You're just gonna have to fake it for a bit. 402 00:23:31,278 --> 00:23:32,863 Hey, Mom. 403 00:23:33,155 --> 00:23:36,659 - What's up, Nance? - What are you doing here? 404 00:23:36,742 --> 00:23:41,330 Er, just dropping off some business, getting a rundown on the operation. 405 00:23:41,413 --> 00:23:44,583 - Meeting the family. - Uncle Andy's back. 406 00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:47,086 And he has a bag of ice on his balls. 407 00:23:48,212 --> 00:23:50,339 - What's up, little man? - Hey. 408 00:23:50,422 --> 00:23:52,508 Shane, go in the house with your brother. 409 00:23:52,591 --> 00:23:55,803 Listen to your mother, Shane. She's a gangster. She'll keep you straight. 410 00:23:55,886 --> 00:23:57,930 U- Turn, why don't you and I have a little walk and talk? 411 00:23:58,013 --> 00:24:01,308 You can't come to my house. You're not welcome here. 412 00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:03,852 Come on, girl, we tight, you and me. 413 00:24:03,936 --> 00:24:06,647 - I'm not fucking kidding. - Save it. 414 00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:09,567 I was just dropping off some bricks for your boy. 415 00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:11,735 Oh, and I left you a package in the garage. 416 00:24:11,819 --> 00:24:14,780 I need you to hold on to it for a spell, that's all. 417 00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:17,908 Things are starting to heat up over the hill. 418 00:24:19,702 --> 00:24:21,537 You bought a Prius? 419 00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:26,125 I bought seven of them. I got my whole crew driving them. 420 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:29,503 They're real quiet. Good for sneaking up on motherfuckers. 421 00:24:32,214 --> 00:24:34,383 Check this out. Hands-free. 422 00:24:37,052 --> 00:24:39,889 - What up, doe? - Where you at, U-Turn? You late. 423 00:24:39,972 --> 00:24:43,893 Your bitch ass gonna have to wait. I got business going on. Fuck you. 424 00:24:44,935 --> 00:24:46,854 See the shit I'm surrounded by? 425 00:24:46,937 --> 00:24:50,107 That's why I need more bitches like you, Nancy. Oh... 426 00:24:51,942 --> 00:24:53,652 and you could use this. 427 00:24:55,487 --> 00:24:57,198 Watch it tonight. 428 00:25:22,765 --> 00:25:24,600 Heroin. 429 00:25:33,317 --> 00:25:34,860 ♪ One, two, three, four! 430 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:41,075 ♪ Ohh! 431 00:25:42,868 --> 00:25:44,411 ♪ Ohh, ah! 432 00:25:44,912 --> 00:25:48,207 ♪ You can tell from the scars on my arms And the cracks in my hips 433 00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:50,709 ♪ And the dents in my car And the blisters on my lips 434 00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:52,878 ♪ That I'm not the carefullest of girls 435 00:25:52,962 --> 00:25:56,215 ♪ You can tell from the glass on the floor And the strings that are breaking 436 00:25:56,298 --> 00:25:58,968 ♪ And I keep on breaking more And it looks like I am shaking 437 00:25:59,051 --> 00:26:01,053 ♪ But it's just the temperature 438 00:26:01,136 --> 00:26:03,597 ♪ Then again If it were any colder I could disengage 439 00:26:03,681 --> 00:26:07,184 ♪ If I were any older I would act my age But I don't think that you'd believe me 440 00:26:07,268 --> 00:26:09,728 ♪ It's not the way I'm meant to be 441 00:26:09,812 --> 00:26:12,147 ♪ It's just the way the operation made me 442 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:16,861 ♪ Ohh, ah! ♪