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Previously on Weeds.
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Behold, the incorporated city of Majestic.
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A city experiencing a rate of growth
few people could have anticipated.
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- Thank you, Mr Groff.
- Sullivan.
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Dumb name.
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My name is Guillermo.
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Tell your friend U-Turn,
you tell him he's a lawn jockey now.
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- What the fuck is this?
- Your pot.
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You were supposed to pick up
a key of jack.
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Heroin?
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I'm gonna kill that
bean-farting motherfucker.
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- Heroin?
- Chop that shit up.
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Bring me back twelve-fi'.
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How am I supposed to put food on my table
if you keep upping my debt?
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Get a fucking job.
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You're a very beautiful woman.
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I bet you look good
rolling right out of bed in the morning.
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You know, if I hire you, I'll be paying
for the right to make comments like that.
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You OK with that?
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As long as you're OK
with being shot down every time.
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- Can you grow here?
- Hell, yeah, it's perfect.
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Fucking shame it's all gonna be for U-Turn.
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You let me worry about U-Turn.
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You know, this community service thing
is totally unsupervised.
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I will never let you deal.
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You don't have a choice. I know you don't.
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Sergeant That is your battle buddy!
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I can't wait to kill me some terrorists.
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- Are you kidding me?
- This is gonna be great.
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(Billy Bob Thornton)
# Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes all the same
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♪ There's a green one and a pink one
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♪ And a blue one and a yellow one
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all lookjust the same
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♪ And the people in the houses
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♪ All went to the university
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♪ Where they were put in boxes
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♪ And they came out all the same
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# And there's doctors and lawyers
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# And business executives
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all lookjust the same ♪
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OK, hold on.
Now point the camera at my ass. Hurry.
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I don't want to see your balls, man!
Tuck them away!
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All right. There. There. Fine. Ready? OK.
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It's coming. And it's a good one.
Here it comes.
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Hey, what is that?
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And show time.
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- Wow. That was Rodriguez?
- Yeah. And they fucking killed him.
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- For trying to light farts?
- They don't need a reason, Doug.
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It's Pat Tillman all over again.
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I gotta forward this
to my fraternity brothers.
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Forward it to Lowell Bergman, all right?
Forward it to Harry Reid.
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- Are they Beta Phi Omegas?
- OK, er, I love you.
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And I thank you for the pants
and the Chinese food
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and, what, 70, 80 bucks that you got here.
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But uninformed Doug,
Doug of the disengaged electorate,
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that Doug needs to remove
himself from the room,
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- cos I'm riding the edge here.
- (Cell phone rings)
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- Do you want me to answer it?
- That's how they track you.
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That's how they got Rodriguez.
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(Whispers) If you answer it,
I could be a dead man.
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- Hello?
- (Man) Mr Botwin.
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He's not available right now.
Who, may I ask, is calling?
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You know who this is.
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- Hmm. What? What?
- Scary. Deep voice.
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Very deep. Very scary.
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You can't stay here.
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They are going to kill you, Andy.
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I sold Jesus a quarter ounce
at the Fastmart.
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He's a Mexican guy
who's on road kill with me
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working off a DUI.
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He loves the Lord, and he loves weed.
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And so does his cousin Javier,
who works in the kitchen at Amici's.
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I only sold him a dime,
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but two of the delivery guys
bought a half-ounce each.
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Got a free meatball sub.
Does that happen to you a lot?
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- Free food?
- Not really.
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Happened to me twice today.
Want some jerky?
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Thank you, no.
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After the sub, I drove back
and checked in with my supervisor,
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- and he sent me to bingo.
- Bingo.
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At the retirement home, run by church
volunteers and misdemeanour felons.
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- Three customers there.
- Mr Mertes.
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- You sell to Mertes?
- Any cars follow you?
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No.
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- You sold $2,000 in a day.
- Impressive, huh?
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Temporary. This is not a career path.
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- This is a family in crisis.
- And I'm being the good son.
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I'm assuming you burned
through your client base.
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Kind of.
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OK. I'll make some calls.
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But if you sell to these people,
you're not the good son.
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You're some random punk
who sells for me.
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Pick an alias, work your deliveries
around your community service.
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Will do.
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Give some jerky to your brother.
He's mad at me.
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- Why this time?
- I put him in Majestic summer school
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to keep him off the streets,
away from drugs.
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I love that sound.
Hammer the nails, pour the cement down.
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Good men are gonna raise
their families here.
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Of course, it's that kind of missionary zeal
that's got us into this mess, isn't it?
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We need these sewer lines.
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We need these votes.
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And the word around town says,
"You get Doug Wilson's vote,
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"the rest will follow."
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Well, that's beautiful.
I'm thinking a golf membership.
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OK. Now, I know a lot of you
are looking up at this board,
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and you're thinking to yourselves,
"Critical thinking?"
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That sounds kind of square.
Sounds kind of wack.
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OK.
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Who here can tell Bob
what critical thinking means?
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Anybody? Hit me.
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"Critical thinking is
the process of conceptualising
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"and analysing information
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"gathered from observation
or communication
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"as a guide to belief in action."
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- You got a name, friend?
- Shane Botwin.
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Dap?
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Blow it up.
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- Pow!
- (Laughter)
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Shane Botwin, let me ask you a question.
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Do you want to spend
the next couple weeks
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reading out of a textbook,
or would you rather keep it real?
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I guess keep it real.
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Because I can assign you pages
from the textbook,
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and you can copy them into your notebooks,
regurgitate them later for a test.
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I mean, I can do that
if that's what you want.
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Or...
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maybe you and I can solve a murder.
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(All) Cool.
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(U-Turn) Two G's.
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- That's right.
- The agreement was twelve-five.
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- You breaking a social contract.
- Well, I'm working with some new people.
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- It takes time.
- Ten grand light. Usually get a nigga shot.
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- Well, good thing I'm white.
- U-Turn, I've been shot! I've been shot!
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- What the fuck happened?
- Ow! I was getting the mail.
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Truck come by... Blam, blam, blam!
Shot in the ass!
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- Hi, Marvin.
- Hi, Nancy.
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Y'all two, go outside,
start rousting niggas.
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Find out who saw what.
Man, you think it was the Mexicans?
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Cucaracha motherfuckers
need to get stomped!
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Fuck, man, hey, hey,
you bleeding all over, man!
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Put your hand over your ass, man!
Blot that shit, man! Blot it!
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I need a doctor!
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Man, you ain't getting on
my leather seats with that ass.
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No. No, no. No way.
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(Marvin wailing)
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- These one of these hybrids, huh?
- Yes.
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How are you doing back there, Marvin?
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Got a fucking bullet in my ass!
Take me to the hospital!
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Are we sure this is the way to the hospital?
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We ain't going to
no motherfucking hospital.
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Charge you 50 bucks for an aspirin,
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treat you like shit
if you don't have insurance. Make a right.
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We got our own guy. Dr Tupelo.
He don't ask no questions,
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and he real good at
taking bullets out of people.
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Lovely. Can't wait to meet him.
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Marvin, what's the gang sign
for those Tres Seis bitches?
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- Yeah, that's what I thought. Make a right.
- Who's Tres Seis?
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- The Three Sixes.
- Guillermo's crew.
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Little bitch is all moody because
he think I jacked his horse.
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You did.
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That don't give him permission
to shoot you in your ass!
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That motherfucker gonna get his.
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You don't mean horse like, like...
Horse like "neigh"?
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Don't play that doe-eye cute shit with me.
I know you know better.
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(Marvin wailing)
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- Honey, it's going to be OK.
- You buy or lease this car?
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I bought.
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- How much?
- I don't really recall right now!
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There's a man bleeding in my back seat!
I have to pick up my son from summer school!
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- Here, make another right.
- (Ringing)
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Er, I have to get this. Hello?
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(Sullivan) I just want to make sure
those packets went out this morning.
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- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- Liar!
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- Who's that?
- Who the fuck is you, nigga?
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- Oh... Oh, sorry, I'm losing you. Bye!
- (Beep)
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- Make another right and slow down.
- OK, now we're driving in a circle.
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Yeah, but we're about
to go straight in a second.
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Yeah, motherfucker!
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(U-Turn laughing)
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(# Eleni Mandell)
# Let's drive away
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- Drive, bitch, drive!
- # Let's hit the road
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- # Save our lives, save our lives
- (Laughing)
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♪ Save our lives ♪
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We need these sewer lines.
We need these votes.
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And the word around town says,
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"You get Celia Hodes' vote,
the rest will follow."
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I hear Doug Wilson
is getting a golf membership.
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I love a woman who does her homework.
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Would you like a golf membership too?
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- I don't play golf.
- Oh, well...
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what is it you do play, Celia?
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I play house.
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(Horn honking)
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Hey, sweetie.
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- How was your first day?
- Mostly sucky.
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- Oh, only mostly?
- Hello. You must be Shane's mother.
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- Hi.
- Yeah, hi.
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Eve Meriweather, education coordinator.
Well, Shane had a fabulous first day.
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- Bob really took a shine to him.
- Bob. That's great.
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- What happened to the back seat?
- Mom spilled some coffee.
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And this is for you.
It's just some forms and permission slips.
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It covers everything you'll need to know
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about the Absolute Truth Ministries
campus.
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We got some super-great programmes,
prayer-power meetings.
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And not just for Shane,
but for the whole family.
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You're a Jewish, right?
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Erm, no. I'm not.
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Shane's father was a Jewish.
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- Did he pass?
- Most people thought he was Italian.
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Yes! Yes, he's no longer with us!
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- Yes.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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- Losing your husband. I just can't imagine.
- Yeah.
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- Well, God bless you.
- Are these shell casings?
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Oh, Eve, in a rush!
Gotta go. Gotta make dinner.
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- Buckle up, honey.
- All right. See you. Bye!
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So, when you cast your vote tonight,
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rubber-stamping another
environmental holocaust
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in the name of urban renewal,
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I want you to remember
the San Acitos dirt shrew.
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How could we forget him?
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Their beauty was here long before we were.
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- This sewer is soaked in their blood.
- Thank you, Jane Chaffin,
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er, founder, president, and sole member
of the Agrestic Eco-Warriors.
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Your passion humbles us.
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(Bangs gavel) And that concludes
the public debate on Motion 412,
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the proposal to expand the sewer
and water reclamation systems
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- of Greater Agrestic.
- Let's do this.
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- All of those...
- All in favour of more pipe, say aye.
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- Aye.
- Aye.
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- Aye.
- The ayes have it.
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Moment of silence for the dirt shrew.
238
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The motion is passed.
239
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,995
(# Oh No! Oh My! : Walk In The Park)
240
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♪ Nice day for a walk in the park
241
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- # Nice day for a drive through the city
- What the fuck did you get?
242
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,395
♪ This world is a warm, sunny park
243
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:53,115
♪ Ba-da ba, ba, ba ba-da,
ba-da ba, ba ba-da
244
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,634
♪ Ba-da ba, ba, ba-da-bam
245
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,875
♪ Ba-da ba, ba, ba ba-da,
ba-da ba, ba ba-da
246
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,315
♪ Ba-da ba, ba, ba-da-bam
247
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,957
- # Nice day for a talk with your girl... #
- House still for sale?
248
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,148
Andy?
249
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:16,073
Andy's dead. I'm Bill. Bill Sussman.
Here's your mail.
250
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,149
- How's the army?
- They killed Rodriguez.
251
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,038
Yeah, well, I think I killed a Hernandez.
252
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,036
- That's a wig.
- Yeah, that's all they had at Rite Aid.
253
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,476
Mostly, er, wigs for black women.
Are these bullet holes back here?
254
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:36,554
What? Oh, those.
I was in a drive-by shooting yesterday.
255
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:42,317
I was, ha ha, driving the car. This car.
I may be a murderer. Murderess.
256
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,278
Actually, I think we only clipped him,
you know, hit him in the leg.
257
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,999
- Hit who in the leg?
- One of the Mexicans. Tres Seis.
258
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,991
- They shot Marvin.
- Who's Marvin?
259
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,310
I'm scrubbing his blood
out of the back seat.
260
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,710
It won't come out.
I tried everything! Nothing works!
261
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,230
Are you OK?
262
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,675
- Actually, Andy...
- Bill Sussman.
263
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,557
I think I am OK.
264
00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,474
I mean, stuff keeps piling on,
piling on, piling on.
265
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,516
And while tomorrow is another day,
266
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,309
I'm pretty sure something even more
heinous is gonna happen to me,
267
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,597
because that just seems
to be the way it rolls!
268
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,148
I really think I'm finding myself.
269
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,912
Look at my hand. Nerves of steel.
270
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,310
- Pretty steady.
- That's what I'm talking about.
271
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,119
Well, er, this is all good.
272
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,510
Meanwhile, a reconnaissance drone
killed my battle buddy,
273
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,114
and I'm going to die. I know too much.
274
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,670
I was hoping for a shower,
maybe a little nap.
275
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,955
Erm...
276
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:46,113
But you obviously are having
a slow psychotic breakdown,
277
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,919
so I'll just ask, do you have any money?
278
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,992
No, I don't. (Laughs)
279
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,959
Er, I have a back seat full of blood.
280
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,510
I have two licence plates
I may have to remove.
281
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,319
I have an assistant's job
that a monkey could do.
282
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,550
I have a death wish.
283
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,676
You're welcome to
any of those sparkly gems.
284
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,149
But as far as money goes, Bill,
285
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,673
everything that comes in goes out.
286
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,557
I'm gonna go now.
287
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,118
I like this new you.
288
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,158
(Chuckles) She's a winner.
289
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,672
- (ln a deep voice) Tell the kids I miss them.
- You betcha.
290
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,716
(Bird squawking)
291
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,110
Where you hear that?
292
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,758
You sure about that? That's good news.
293
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,955
Cool.
294
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,313
- And?
- Gunfire in the streets.
295
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,356
Brown fighting black, black fighting brown,
296
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,352
all on account of somebody
went and shot Marvin in the ass.
297
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,238
Something about a Mexican
in a tinted truck
298
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,993
driving up, and pop, pop, pop.
Right in Marvin's ass.
299
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,798
That's one big ass.
300
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,195
Maybe if that Mexican had better aim,
he wouldn't have needed three shots.
301
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,955
Maybe if he hadn't used his antique
snub-nose piece of shit, you'd be right.
302
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,554
- Hmm.
- Still, war is on.
303
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,638
War is on.
304
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,595
- More males?
- I think that's the last of them.
305
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,158
Now, why are you doing that?
306
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:24,437
Gotta separate the males from the females,
or they'll fuck up the whole crop.
307
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,830
How you know they males?
They got little plant dicks?
308
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,229
No dicks, just sacks.
309
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:35,552
- Plants looking good in there.
- That's cos it's a roomful of women.
310
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,393
Stepping up.
311
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,716
And we're sitting out there like lambs.
312
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,109
And Rodriguez,
he's got the cell phone up in his hands,
313
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,431
just like that, and that's when it struck.
314
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,835
Right in the chest, into his heart. Tell them.
315
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,399
(Speaks Hindi)
316
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,595
- What did he say?
- He says, "Wow. Shocking."
317
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,477
Shocking, shocking.
318
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,553
A naive kid, a great kid,
who only wanted to serve his country.
319
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:19,953
My battle buddy. And shit like this,
these accidents going on all the time.
320
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,191
And we sit here wrapped
in our blanket of apathy,
321
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,829
eating our vindaloo,
watching Dancing With The Stars,
322
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,956
and we don't wanna know about it.
323
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,713
"No way. That stuff happens over there."
324
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,112
You tell that to Rodriguez.
Tell it to his fucking corpse.
325
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,792
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, you.
326
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,113
- Got a lot of calls from clients today.
- Yeah?
327
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,749
People seem to like the new guy. Judah.
328
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,710
Tip of the hat to the old man.
329
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,314
- We're gonna need more product soon.
- I'm having homework issues.
330
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,277
Come here, let me see.
331
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,552
"The day after prom,
332
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,438
"a murder has taken place
and blood has been found.
333
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,069
"Principal Paul calls up
detective Dan to investigate."
334
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,957
It's like an episode of CSI.
335
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,713
I have to use my powers of critical thinking
to solve a murder.
336
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,358
- Who's that?
- That's Kyle.
337
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,591
He disappeared right after the murder.
This is Jill.
338
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,671
Her blood matches the blood
found at the crime scene.
339
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,830
And this is Mia, the cheerleader.
340
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,196
Kyle promised to take her to the prom,
then dumped her hard.
341
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,713
Jealous Mia murdered Jill.
342
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,030
- That's what I thought too.
- So what's the problem?
343
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,556
Every day, we get new clues,
and today we got this one.
344
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:49,838
"Two days later, Jill arrived at school."
345
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,477
- I thought Jill was murdered. That's bogus.
- No body, no murder.
346
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,959
It doesn't add up.
347
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,595
- W-W-V-M-D.
- W-W-V...
348
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,750
What would Vic Mackey do?
349
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,877
He'd plant evidence
and coerce a confession.
350
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,838
OK, but what's Detective Dan gonna do?
351
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,674
Drink myself into a stupor,
then sleep with my prostitute-slash-informer.
352
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,037
No more cable for you.
353
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:20,196
- Mr Botwin.
- This is my lawyer, Dean Hodes.
354
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,555
Gentlemen, we called this meeting
because my client's tired of running.
355
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,631
- We don't care.
- Go fuck yourself.
356
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,314
You're in possession
of US military hardware, Mr Botwin.
357
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,198
- Where's the phone?
- My client neither confirms nor denies...
358
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,952
- Shut up.
- Suck yourself.
359
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,632
I'm setting in front of you documents
360
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,188
which, when signed,
will honourably discharge you
361
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:41,149
- from the United States Army Reserves.
- You're the drone guy, right?
362
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,037
Lawyer for the contractor?
363
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:46,874
Your machine killed Rodriguez.
You forced him out in the field.
364
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,555
We were gonna strap that cell phone to a
fucking mule till we found your two sorry asses.
365
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,517
And then we figured,
why waste a good mule?
366
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,910
Private Rodriguez died a hero.
Sign the documents, Mr Botwin.
367
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:56,955
I'll need to look these over.
368
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,632
There's no time to look over anything,
Mr Hodes.
369
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,948
Suck yourself.
370
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,316
You see that window washer outside,
cleaning the windows, Mr Botwin?
371
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,756
- Notice anything unusual?
- I don't know. Should I?
372
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,957
- He's a white guy?
- Actually, he's a Lithuanian.
373
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,758
And that squeegee he's holding is a remote,
374
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,752
currently erasing
your hard drive, Mr Wilson.
375
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,035
Would you confirm that for me?
376
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,189
Whoa.
377
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,068
That's because that window washer
is not a window washer.
378
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,798
He works for us.
379
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,109
And that janitor in the hallway,
he works for us too.
380
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,760
- Turn on your vacuum, lvan.
- (Whirring outside)
381
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,796
- Turn it off.
- (Whirring stops)
382
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,393
- Turn it on.
- (Whirring)
383
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,152
- Turn it off.
- (Stops)
384
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,669
- Two vans in the parking lot, helicopters.
- You're fucking surrounded, dipshit.
385
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:46,116
And we can make you disappear
faster than a mule can shit itself.
386
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,431
- What's with him and the mules?
- Do you think we're fucking around here?
387
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,274
- You return our property pronto, dickhead!
- Give him the phone.
388
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,590
Give him the phone, Doug!
389
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,748
Doug.
390
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,751
(Gasping and coughing)
391
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,637
Erm, what am I signing here?
392
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,518
You're not signing anything.
You're not here right now.
393
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,672
You were never at Fort Irwin, and the only
man named Rodriguez you know
394
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,149
is some asshole in the Yankees
who thinks he's better than Graig Nettles.
395
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,593
Suck yourself.
396
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,278
OK, you have walked the crime scene.
397
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,948
You've interrogated your suspects.
You've gathered your evidence.
398
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,919
Which one of you is ready
to put your critical mind
399
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,991
to the ultimate test?
400
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:34,108
Who here has solved
the strange case of Cordull High?
401
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:44,029
Crimes are solved by hard evidence.
Blood samples point to Kyle and Jill,
402
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:47,635
but since both of them
showed up at school later,
403
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,995
there can be only one solution.
404
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,311
There was no murder.
405
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:58,428
Ah, but there was.
A murder of the worst kind.
406
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,035
For, you see, Jill had an abortion.
407
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,076
(Children gasping)
408
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,029
(Girl, whispering)
Jesus, have mercy on their souls.
409
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,510
(Nancy) It's horrible, it's disgusting,
but I have no place else to put you.
410
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,592
You're just gonna have to fake it for a bit.
411
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,273
Hey, Mom.
412
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,916
- What's up, Nance?
- What are you doing here?
413
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:43,391
Er, just dropping off some business,
getting a rundown on the operation.
414
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,517
- Meeting the family.
- Uncle Andy's back.
415
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,909
And he has a bag of ice on his balls.
416
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,036
- What's up, little man?
- Hey.
417
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,111
Shane, go in the house with your brother.
418
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,272
Listen to your mother, Shane.
She's a gangster. She'll keep you straight.
419
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,316
U-Turn, why don't you and I
have a little walk and talk?
420
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,551
You can't come to my house.
You're not welcome here.
421
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,995
Come on, girl, we tight, you and me.
422
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,674
- I'm not fucking kidding.
- Save it.
423
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,479
I was just dropping off
some bricks for your boy.
424
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,551
Oh, and I left you a package in the garage.
425
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,473
I need you to hold on to it
for a spell, that's all.
426
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,472
Things are starting to heat up over the hill.
427
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,952
You bought a Prius?
428
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,350
I bought seven of them.
I got my whole crew driving them.
429
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,591
They're real quiet.
Good for sneaking up on motherfuckers.
430
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,117
(Ringing)
431
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,270
Check this out. Hands-free.
432
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,752
(Beep)
433
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,559
- What up, doe?
- (Woman) Where you at, U-Turn? You late.
434
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,394
Your bitch ass gonna have to wait.
I got business going on. Fuck you.
435
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,231
See the shit I'm surrounded by?
436
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,357
That's why I need more bitches
like you, Nancy. Oh...
437
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,758
and you could use this.
438
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,158
Watch it tonight.
439
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,432
Heroin.
440
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,709
(# Dresden Dolls: Girl Anachronism)
441
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,279
♪ One, two, three, four!
442
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,234
♪ Ohh!
443
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,439
♪ Ohh, ah!
444
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,071
♪ You can tell from the scars on my arms
And the cracks in my hips
445
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,469
♪ And the dents in my car
And the blisters on my lips
446
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,551
♪ That I'm not the carefullest of girls
447
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,757
♪ You can tell from the glass on the floor
And the strings that are breaking
448
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,400
♪ And I keep on breaking more
And it looks like I am shaking
449
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,391
♪ But it'sjust the temperature
450
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,835
♪ Then again If it were any colder
I could disengage
451
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,276
♪ If I were any older I would act my age
But I don't think that you'd believe me
452
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,715
♪ It's not the way I'm meant to be
453
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,030
♪ It'sjust the way the operation made me
454
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,548
♪ Ohh, ah! ♪