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Few people could have anticipated.
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- Thank you, Mr. Groff.
- Sullivan.
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Dumb name.
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My name is Guillermo.
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Tell your friend U-turn...
You tell him he's a lawn jockey now
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- What the fuck is this?
- Your pot.
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You were supposed to pick up
a key of jack.
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Heroin?
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I'm gonna kill
that bean-farting motherfucker.
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Heroin?
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Chop that shit up.
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Bring me back $12,500.
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How am I supposed to
put food on my table
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if you keep upping my debt?!
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Get a fucking job.
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You're a very beautiful woman.
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I bet you look good rolling
right out of bed in the morning.
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If I hire you, I'll be paying for the
right to make comments like that.
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As long as you're okay
with being shot down every time.
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Can you grow here?
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Hell, yeah. It's perfect.
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Fuckin' shame
it's all gonna be for U-turn.
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You let me worry about U-turn.
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You know, this community-service
thing is totally unsupervised.
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I will never let you deal.
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You don't have a choice.
I know you don't.
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That is your battle buddy!
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I can't wait to kill me some terrorists.
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Are you kidding me?
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This is gonna be great!
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Weeds - Saison 3 - Episode 5
Bill Sussman
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Transcript : Testexam
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Synchro et relecture :
Macanto/Michvanilly/[dx]Samael/San-A/
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Now point the camera
at my ass. Hurry.
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I don't want to
see your balls, man!
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Tuck 'em away!
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All right. There. There. Fine.
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Ready? Okay.
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It's coming.
oh, and it's a good one.
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Hey, what is that?
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It's showtime!
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Wow! That was Rodriguez?
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Yeah. And they
fucking killed him.
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For trying to light farts?
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They don't
need a reason, Doug.
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It's Pat Tillman
all over again.
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I got to forward this
to my fraternity brothers.
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Forward it to Lowell Bergman, all right?
Forward it to Harry Reid.
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Are they beta phi omegas?
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Ok. I love you.
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And I thank you for the pants
and the chinese food
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and, what, 70, 80 bucks
that you got here.
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But uninformed Doug, Doug
of the disengaged electorate,
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that Doug needs to remove
himself from the room
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'cause I'm
riding the edge here.
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D'you want me to answer it?
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That's how they track you.
That's how they got Rodriguez.
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If you answer it,
I could be a dead man.
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- Hello?
- Mr. Botwin.
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He's not available right now.
Who, may I ask, is calling?
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You know who this is.
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What? What?
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Scary. Deep voice.
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Very deep.
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Very scary.
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You can't stay here.
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They are going to kill you, Andy.
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I sold Jesus a quarter ounce
at the fast mart.
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He's a mexican guy
who's on roadkill with me,
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working off a D.U.I.
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He loves the lord,
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and he loves weed.
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And so does his cousin Javier,
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who works in the kitchen
at Amechi's.
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I only sold him a dime,
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but two of the delivery guys
bought a half ounce each.
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Got a free meatball sub,
does that happen to you a lot?
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- Free food?
- Not really.
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Happened to me twice today.
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Want some jerky?
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Thank you, no.
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After the sub, I drove back,
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and checked in with my supervisor,
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- and he sent me to bingo.
- Bingo.
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At the retirement home,
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run by church volunteers
and misdemeanor felons.
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Three customers there.
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Mr. Mertes.
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You sell to Mertes?
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Any cars following you?
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No.
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You sold $2,000 in a day.
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- Impressive, huh?
- Temporary.
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This is not a career path.
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This is a family in crisis.
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And I'm being the good son.
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I'm assuming you burned
through your client base.
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Kinda.
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Okay.
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I'll make some calls.
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But if you sell to these people,
you're not the good son.
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You're some random punk
who sells for me.
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Pick an alias, work your deliveries
around your community service.
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Will do.
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Give some jerky to your brother.
He's mad at me.
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- Why this time?
- I put him in Majestic Summer School,
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to keep him off the streets,
away from drugs.
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I love that sound.
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Hammer the nails,
pour the cement down.
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Good men are gonna raise
their families here.
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Of course, it's that kind
of missionary zeal
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that's got us into
this mess, isn't it ?
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We need these sewer lines.
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We need these votes.
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And the word around town says,
"You get Doug Wilson's vote...
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The rest will follow."
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Well, that's beautiful.
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I'm thinking a golf membership.
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Ok.
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Now, I know a lot of you
are looking up at this board
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and you're thinking in
yourselves, "Critical Thinking?
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That sounds kind of square,
sounds kind of whack."
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Ok.
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Who here can tell Bob
what "Critical Thinking" means?
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Anybody?
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Hit me.
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Critical thinking is the
process of conceptualizing
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and analyzing information,
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gathered from observation
or communication
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as a guide
to belief in action."
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You got a name, friend?
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Shane Botwin.
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Dap?
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Blow it up.
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Shane Botwin,
let me ask you a question.
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Do you want to spend the next couple
of weeks reading out of a textbook,
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or would you rather
keep it real?
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I guess --keep it real.
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'Cause I can assign you pages
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from the textbook. You can copy
them into your notebooks,
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regurgitate them later for a test.
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I can do that
if that's what you want.
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Or...
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Maybe you and I
can solve a murder.
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Cool.
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Two Gs.
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That's right.
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The agreement was $12,500.
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You breaking the social contract.
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Well, I'm working
with some new people.
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It takes time.
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10 grand light.
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Usually get a nigga shot.
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Oh, good thing I'm white.
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I've been shot!
I've been shot!
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What the fuck happened?
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I was getting the mail,
a truck comes by.
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Blam! Blam! Blam!
Shot in the ass!
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- Hi, Marvin.
- Hi, Nancy.
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You two, go outside and start rousting
niggas. Find out who saw what.
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Man, you think it was the mexicans?
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Cucaracha motherfuckers
need to get stomped!
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Fuck you man!
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You bleeding all over, man!
Put your hand over your ass!
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Blot that shit, man! Blot it!
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I need a doctor!
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You ain't getting in
my leather seats with that ass.
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Oh, no.
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No, no. No way.
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- This one of these hybrids, huh?
- Yes.
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How are you doing
back there, Marvin?
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Got a fuckin' bullet
in my ass!
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Are we sure this is
the way to the hospital?
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We ain't going to
no motherfuckin' hospital.
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Charge you 50 bucks for an aspirin,
treat you like shit...
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...if you don't have insurance.
Make a right.
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We got our own guy...
Dr. Tupelo.
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He don't ask no questions.
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And he real good at
takin' bullets out of people.
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Lovely.
Can't wait to meet him.
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Marvin, what's the gang sign
for those tres seis bitches?
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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- Make a right.
- Who's tres seis?
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The three sixes.
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Guillermo's crew.
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Little bitch is all moody 'cause
he thinks I jacked his horse.
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You did.
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That don't give him permission
to shoot you in your ass!
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That motherfucker gonna get his.
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You don't mean "horse"
like, like, horse like "neigh"?
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Don't play that Doe-eye
cute shit with me.
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I know you know better.
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Oh, honey, it's gonna be okay.
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- You buy or lease this car?
- Uh, I bought.
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Hmm. How much.
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I don't really recall right now!
There's a man bleeding in my backseat!
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I have to pick up my son
from summer school!
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Make another right.
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I have to get this.
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Hello?
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I just want to make sure
those packets went out this morning.
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- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- Liar!
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- Who's that?
- Who the fuck is you, nigga?!
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Oh, sorry, I'm losing you. Bye!
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- Make another right and slow down.
- Okay, now we're driving in a circle.
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Yeah, but we're about
to go straight in a second.
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Yeah, motherfucker!
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Drive, bitch, drive!
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We need these sewer lines.
We need these votes.
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And the word around town says,
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"you get Celia Hodes' vote,
the rest will follow."
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00:10:09,834 --> 00:10:13,387
I hear Doug Wilson
is getting a golf membership.
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I love a woman
who does her homework.
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Would you like
a golf membership, too?
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- I don't play golf.
- Oh. Well.
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What is it you do play, Celia?
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I play house.
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Hey, sweetie.
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- How was your first day?
- Mostly sucky.
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Only mostly?
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Hello.
You must be Shane's mother.
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- Hi.
- Yeah, hi.
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Eve Meriweather,
Education Coordinator.
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Well, Shane had a fabulous first day.
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Bob really took a shine to him.
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Bob. That's great.
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- What happened to the backseat?
- Mom spilled some coffee.
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And this is for you.
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It's just some forms
and permission slips.
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It covers everything
you'll need to know
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about the absolute truth
ministries campus.
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We got some super-great programs,
"Prayer Power" meetings.
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And not just for Shane
but for the whole family.
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You're a jewish, right?
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00:11:19,594 --> 00:11:24,411
Um, no. I'm not.
Shane's father was a jewish.
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Did he pass?
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Most people thought
he was italian.
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Yes!
Yes, he's no longer with us!
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- Yes.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Losing your husband...
I just can't imagine.
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- Well, God bless you.
- Are these shell casings?
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Oh, Eve, in a rush!
Got to go. Got to make dinner.
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Buckle up, honey.
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All right. We'll see you. Bye!
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So, when you cast your vote tonight,
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rubber-stamping
another environmental holocaust
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the name of "Urban Renewal,"
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I want you to remember
the san acitos dirt shrew.
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How could we forget him?
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Their beauty was here
long before we were.
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This sewer is soaked in their blood.
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Thank you, Jane Chaffin,
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founder, president, and sole member
of the Agrestic Eco-Warriors.
254
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Your passion humbles us.
255
00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:23,342
And that concludes
the public debate on motion 412,
256
00:12:23,431 --> 00:12:26,869
proposal to expand the sewer
and water reclamation systems
257
00:12:26,951 --> 00:12:28,061
of greater Agrestic.
258
00:12:28,775 --> 00:12:29,776
Let's do this.
259
00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:34,106
- All of those...
- All in favor of more pipe, say "aye".
260
00:12:34,357 --> 00:12:35,362
Aye.
261
00:12:35,665 --> 00:12:37,446
- Aye.
- The "Ayes" have it.
262
00:12:37,576 --> 00:12:39,453
A moment of silence
for the dirt shrew.
263
00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:41,078
The motion is passed.
264
00:13:00,243 --> 00:13:02,077
What the fuck did you get ?
265
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:30,519
House still for sale?
266
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:34,654
Andy ?
267
00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:37,313
Andy's dead.
268
00:13:37,591 --> 00:13:39,433
I'm Bill. Bill Sussman.
269
00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:40,791
Here is your mail.
270
00:13:43,129 --> 00:13:44,134
How's the army?
271
00:13:44,477 --> 00:13:45,710
They killed Rodriguez.
272
00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:48,175
I think I killed a Hernandez.
273
00:13:49,408 --> 00:13:50,413
That's a wig !
274
00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:52,278
Yeah that's all they had at rite aid...
275
00:13:52,819 --> 00:13:54,762
Mostly wigs for black women.
276
00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,268
Are these bullet
holes back here?
277
00:13:56,654 --> 00:13:58,450
What? Oh those?
278
00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:00,913
I was in a drive-by shooting yesterday.
279
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,810
I was ...
280
00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:05,117
driving the car, this car!
281
00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:06,677
I may be a murderer!
282
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,718
Murderess.
283
00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:10,492
Actually I think we only clipped him,
you know, hit him in the leg.
284
00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:13,540
- Hit who in the leg?
- One of the Mexicans, Tres Seis.
285
00:14:13,694 --> 00:14:14,716
They shot Marvin.
286
00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:15,717
Who's Marvin ?
287
00:14:15,781 --> 00:14:18,055
I'm scrubbing his blood
out of the backseat.
288
00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:19,247
It won't come out!
289
00:14:23,171 --> 00:14:24,261
Are you ok?
290
00:14:25,439 --> 00:14:27,174
- Actually Andy..
- Bill Sussman.
291
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,037
I think I am ok.
292
00:14:29,866 --> 00:14:33,681
I mean, stuff keeps
piling on, piling on...
293
00:14:34,055 --> 00:14:35,959
And while,
tomorrow is another day.
294
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,933
I'm pretty sure it's only giving more
heinous is gonna happen to me
295
00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:42,227
because that just seems
to be the way it rolls.
296
00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:45,194
I really think i'm finding myself!
297
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,186
Look at my hand!
298
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,666
Nerves of steel.
299
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:53,645
- Pretty steady.
- That's what I'm talking about.
300
00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:56,783
Well, this is all good.
301
00:14:57,601 --> 00:15:01,125
Meanwhile, a reconnaissance
drone killed my battle buddy.
302
00:15:01,162 --> 00:15:02,673
And, I'm going to die.
303
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:03,780
I know too much.
304
00:15:04,019 --> 00:15:05,745
I was hoping for a shower.
305
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,603
Maybe a little nap.
306
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,780
But...
307
00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:12,788
You obviously are having a
308
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,349
slow psychotic breakdown
309
00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,181
so I'll just ask...
Do you have any money?
310
00:15:20,158 --> 00:15:21,776
No I don't...
311
00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:26,969
I have a backseat full of blood...
312
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,822
I have two licence plates.
313
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,031
I may have to remove.
314
00:15:31,372 --> 00:15:33,972
I have an assistance's job that
a monkey could do.
315
00:15:34,314 --> 00:15:35,859
I have a death wish.
316
00:15:36,696 --> 00:15:38,694
You're welcome to any
of those sparkly gems.
317
00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:40,297
But as far as money goes...
318
00:15:40,783 --> 00:15:41,788
Bill.
319
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:44,647
Everything that comes in,
goes out!
320
00:15:45,127 --> 00:15:46,138
I'm gonna go now
321
00:15:48,035 --> 00:15:49,315
I like this new you.
322
00:15:51,199 --> 00:15:52,224
She's a winner.
323
00:15:56,549 --> 00:15:58,028
Tell the kids I miss them.
324
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,310
You betcha.
325
00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:06,531
Where d'you hear that?
326
00:16:08,062 --> 00:16:09,148
You're sure about that?
327
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,633
That's good news!
328
00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:12,306
Cool.
329
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,148
And?
330
00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:16,508
Gunfire in the streets.
331
00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:18,086
Brown fighting black.
332
00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:21,573
Black fighting brown all on account of
somebody shot Marvin in the ass.
333
00:16:22,305 --> 00:16:24,930
Something about a Mexican,
and a tinted truck...
334
00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:28,018
Driving up and... pop pop pop :
right in Marvin's ass.
335
00:16:28,299 --> 00:16:29,732
That's one big ass.
336
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:34,478
Maybe if that Mexican had a better aim,
he wouldn't have needed three shots.
337
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,522
Maybe if he had'n't used his auntie's
snubnose piece of shit you'll be right.
338
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,387
Still...
339
00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:41,034
War is on.
340
00:16:41,832 --> 00:16:42,842
War is on...?
341
00:16:44,765 --> 00:16:47,269
- More males..?
- I think that's the last of them.
342
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:53,394
And why are you doing that?
343
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:55,205
Got to separate the males
from the females,
344
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:56,556
or they'll fuck up the whole crop.
345
00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:57,815
How d'you know they male?
346
00:16:57,873 --> 00:16:59,596
They got a little plant dick?
347
00:17:00,371 --> 00:17:01,933
No dicks, just sacs.
348
00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,546
Plants looking good in there.
349
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:08,186
That's because it's a room
full of women!
350
00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:12,944
Steppin' up.
351
00:17:16,546 --> 00:17:19,225
And we're sitting out there like lambs.
352
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:23,134
And Rodriguez, he's got the cellphone
up in his hands, just like that.
353
00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,054
When it struck.
354
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,201
Right in the chest,
into his heart.
355
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,384
Tell them.
356
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,951
- What did he say?
- He says "Wow"!
357
00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:43,485
- Shocking ...
- Shocking !
358
00:17:43,677 --> 00:17:44,694
Shocking !
359
00:17:44,695 --> 00:17:46,602
A naive kid, a great kid.
360
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,552
Who only wanted to serve his country.
361
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,494
eating our vindaloo,
362
00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,687
Watching "dancing with the stars",
363
00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:03,734
And we don't wanna know about it!
364
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,343
You tell that to Rodrigez
tell it to his fucking corpse
365
00:18:23,868 --> 00:18:24,874
Hey Mom.
366
00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:25,977
Hey you.
367
00:18:29,396 --> 00:18:31,128
Got a lots of calls from clients today.
368
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,797
- Oh yeah?
- People seems to like the new guy.
369
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:36,142
Judah.
370
00:18:36,726 --> 00:18:38,126
Tip of the hat to the old man.
371
00:18:41,881 --> 00:18:43,337
We're gonna need
more product soon.
372
00:18:43,647 --> 00:18:44,975
I'm having homework issues.
373
00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:47,070
Come here, let me see.
374
00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:50,937
The day after prom,
375
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:54,046
A murder has taken place,
and blood has been found.
376
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:57,568
Principal Paul calls up
detective Dan to investigate.
377
00:18:58,162 --> 00:18:59,799
It's like an episode of CSI.
378
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,129
I have to use my power
of critical thinking...
379
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:03,913
- ...to solve a murder.
- Who's that?
380
00:19:04,094 --> 00:19:06,280
That's Kyle. He disappeared
right after the murder.
381
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,858
This is Jill.
382
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:10,645
Her blood matches the blood
found at the crime scene and...
383
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,298
...this is Mia, the cheerleader.
384
00:19:12,816 --> 00:19:14,523
Kyle promised to
take her to the prom...
385
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,720
...then dumped her hard.
386
00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:17,642
Jealous Mia murdered Jill.
387
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,929
- That's what I thought too.
- So what's the problem?
388
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:22,887
Every day we get new clues,
and today we got this one.
389
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:24,789
Two days later,
390
00:19:25,659 --> 00:19:27,360
Jill, arrived at school.
391
00:19:28,697 --> 00:19:30,431
I though Jill was
murdered, that's bogus.
392
00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:31,692
No body, no murder.
393
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:34,075
It doesn't add up.
394
00:19:35,997 --> 00:19:38,457
-W- w-v-m-d
-W-w-v...
395
00:19:38,514 --> 00:19:39,682
What would Vic Mackey do?
396
00:19:40,761 --> 00:19:43,189
He'd plant evidence
and coerce a confession.
397
00:19:43,818 --> 00:19:45,840
Okay but, what's
detective Dan gonna do?
398
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,844
Drink myself
into a stupor and,
399
00:19:48,845 --> 00:19:50,713
sleep with my prostitute/informer.
400
00:19:53,574 --> 00:19:55,066
No more cable for you.
401
00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:57,477
Mr Botwin.
402
00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:59,472
This is my lawyer, Dean Hodes.
403
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:02,250
Gentlemen, we called this meeting
because my client is tired of ...
404
00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:04,063
- We don't care.
- Go fuck yourself.
405
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,123
You're in possession of US
military hardware Mr Botwin.
406
00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:08,415
Where's the phone?
407
00:20:08,682 --> 00:20:10,427
My client neither
confirms nor denies...
408
00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:11,926
- Shut up.
- Suck yourself!
409
00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:13,924
I'm setting in front
of you documents...
410
00:20:13,954 --> 00:20:16,778
which when signed,
will honorably discharge you
411
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:18,343
from United States army reserves.
412
00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:21,018
You're the drone guy, right?
413
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,303
Lawyer, for the contractor?
414
00:20:23,809 --> 00:20:25,531
Your machine killed Rodriguez.
415
00:20:25,856 --> 00:20:27,541
You forced him
out in the field.
416
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,721
We were gonna strap that
phone to a fucking mule..
417
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,359
till we found
your two sorry asses
418
00:20:31,637 --> 00:20:33,360
And then we figured
why waste a good mule?
419
00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:35,308
Private Rodriguez died a hero.
420
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:36,799
Sign the documents, Mr Botwin.
421
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,147
I'll need to look these over.
422
00:20:38,148 --> 00:20:39,734
There's no time to look
over anything Mr Hodes.
423
00:20:39,795 --> 00:20:40,955
Suck yourself!
424
00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:43,298
You see that windows
washer outside,
425
00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:44,685
cleaning the windows
Mr Botwin?
426
00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:46,498
Notice, anything unusual?
427
00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:48,067
I don't know, should I?
428
00:20:48,471 --> 00:20:49,476
He's a white guy?
429
00:20:49,606 --> 00:20:50,950
Actually, he's a lithuanian.
430
00:20:51,845 --> 00:20:53,574
And that squeegee he's
holding is a remote,
431
00:20:53,647 --> 00:20:56,087
currently erasing your
hard drive, Mr Wilson.
432
00:20:56,597 --> 00:20:57,808
Would you confirm that for me?
433
00:21:03,623 --> 00:21:04,632
That's because ...
434
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,304
... that window washer,
is not a window washer.
435
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:08,635
He works for us.
436
00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:12,611
And that janitor in the
hallway, he works for us too.
437
00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:14,065
Turn on your vacuum Ivan.
438
00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:16,625
Turn it off.
439
00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:18,688
Turn it on.
440
00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:20,414
Turn it off.
441
00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:24,076
Two vans in the
parking lot, helicopters...
442
00:21:24,138 --> 00:21:26,083
You're fucking
surrounded,dipshit!
443
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:27,692
And we can
make you disappear faster
444
00:21:27,693 --> 00:21:29,183
than a mule can shit itself.
445
00:21:29,536 --> 00:21:30,849
What's with him and the mules?
446
00:21:30,966 --> 00:21:32,605
Do you think we're
fucking around here?!
447
00:21:32,985 --> 00:21:34,895
You return our
property pronto, dickhead!
448
00:21:35,248 --> 00:21:36,257
Give him the phone.
449
00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:38,316
Give him the phone Doug!
450
00:21:44,379 --> 00:21:45,420
What am I signing here?
451
00:21:45,691 --> 00:21:48,021
You're not signing anything.
You're not here right now.
452
00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:50,497
You were never at Fort Irwin
453
00:21:50,498 --> 00:21:52,404
and the only man named
Rodriguez you know is
454
00:21:52,405 --> 00:21:55,081
some asshole in the Yankees
thinks he's better than Graig Nettles.
455
00:21:55,082 --> 00:21:56,079
Suck yourself!
456
00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:02,784
Okay, you've walked
the crime scene.
457
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,277
You've interrogated
your suspects.
458
00:22:05,787 --> 00:22:07,392
You've gathered your evidence.
459
00:22:08,156 --> 00:22:09,427
Which one of you,
460
00:22:09,725 --> 00:22:11,651
is ready to put
your critical mind,
461
00:22:12,094 --> 00:22:14,059
to the ultimate, test.
462
00:22:14,603 --> 00:22:16,215
Who here has solved,
463
00:22:16,411 --> 00:22:19,268
the strange case, of Cordull high.
464
00:22:24,736 --> 00:22:27,340
Crimes, are solved
by hard evidence.
465
00:22:27,653 --> 00:22:29,519
Blood samples point to Kyle and Jill,
466
00:22:29,926 --> 00:22:33,154
but, since both of them
showed up at school later,
467
00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:35,139
there can be
only one solution.
468
00:22:37,796 --> 00:22:38,831
There was no murder.
469
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,260
Ah, but there was...
470
00:22:42,305 --> 00:22:44,212
A murder of the worst kind.
471
00:22:44,966 --> 00:22:48,472
For you see,
Jill had an abortion.
472
00:22:58,091 --> 00:22:59,840
It's horrible,
it's disgusting,
473
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,505
but I have no place else
to put you.
474
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,710
You're just going to have
to fake it for a bit.
475
00:23:21,714 --> 00:23:22,718
Hey Mom.
476
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:24,547
What's up Nance?
477
00:23:25,281 --> 00:23:26,288
What are you doing here?
478
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,935
Oh, just dropping off
some business,
479
00:23:29,265 --> 00:23:31,295
getting a rundown
on the operation,
480
00:23:31,896 --> 00:23:33,243
meeting the family.
481
00:23:33,599 --> 00:23:34,606
Uncle andy's back.
482
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,413
He has a bag of ice
on his balls.
483
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:39,670
What's up little man ?
484
00:23:40,847 --> 00:23:42,488
Shane, go in the house
with your brother
485
00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:44,259
Listen to your mother, Shane.
486
00:23:44,336 --> 00:23:46,089
She's a gangster
she'll keep you staight.
487
00:23:46,245 --> 00:23:48,563
U-Turn, why don't you and I
have a little walk and talk?
488
00:23:48,564 --> 00:23:51,084
You can't come to my house,
you're not welcome here.
489
00:23:51,412 --> 00:23:53,993
Aw, come on girl,
we tied you and me.
490
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,691
I'm not fucking kidding.
491
00:23:56,149 --> 00:23:57,160
Save it.
492
00:23:57,161 --> 00:23:59,378
I was just dropping off
some bricks for your boy.
493
00:24:00,092 --> 00:24:02,113
Oh, and I left you
a package in the garage.
494
00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:04,642
I need you to hold onto
it for a spell, that's all.
495
00:24:05,327 --> 00:24:07,239
Things are starting to
heat up over the hill.
496
00:24:10,089 --> 00:24:11,387
You bought a Prius?
497
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,294
I bought seven of them.
498
00:24:14,669 --> 00:24:16,276
I got my whole crew
driving them.
499
00:24:16,661 --> 00:24:17,679
They're real quiet.
500
00:24:17,893 --> 00:24:19,742
Good for sneaking up
on motherfuckers.
501
00:24:21,831 --> 00:24:23,623
Ah, check this out.
502
00:24:23,873 --> 00:24:24,876
Hands free.
503
00:24:27,494 --> 00:24:28,504
What up Doe?
504
00:24:28,736 --> 00:24:30,221
Where you at U-Turn? You late.
505
00:24:30,431 --> 00:24:31,914
You bitch ass
gonna have to wait,
506
00:24:31,923 --> 00:24:33,678
I got business going on,
fuck you.
507
00:24:35,294 --> 00:24:36,642
See the shit
I'm surrounded by?
508
00:24:37,355 --> 00:24:39,917
That's why I need more
bitches like you Nancy.
509
00:24:40,225 --> 00:24:41,015
Oh!
510
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,423
And you could use this.
511
00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:46,967
Watch it tonight.
512
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:14,105
Heroin...