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Weeds - Saison 3 - Episode 5
Bill Sussman
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Transcript : Testexam
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Synchro et relecture :
Macanto/Michvanilly/[dx]Samael/San-A/
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Now point the camera
at my ass. Hurry.
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I don't want to
see your balls, man!
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Tuck 'em away!
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All right. There. There. Fine.
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Ready? Okay.
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It's coming.
oh, and it's a good one.
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Hey, what is that?
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It's showtime!
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Wow! That was Rodriguez?
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Yeah. And they
fucking killed him.
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For trying to light farts?
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They don't
need a reason, Doug.
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It's Pat Tillman
all over again.
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I got to forward this
to my fraternity brothers.
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Forward it to Lowell Bergman, all right?
Forward it to Harry Reid.
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Are they beta phi omegas?
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Ok. I love you.
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And I thank you for the pants
and the chinese food
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and, what, 70, 80 bucks
that you got here.
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But uninformed Doug, Doug
of the disengaged electorate,
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that Doug needs to remove
himself from the room
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'cause I'm
riding the edge here.
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D'you want me to answer it?
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That's how they track you.
That's how they got Rodriguez.
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If you answer it,
I could be a dead man.
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- Hello?
- Mr. Botwin.
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He's not available right now.
Who, may I ask, is calling?
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You know who this is.
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What? What?
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Scary. Deep voice.
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Very deep.
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Very scary.
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You can't stay here.
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They are going to kill you, Andy.
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I sold Jesus a quarter ounce
at the fast mart.
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He's a mexican guy
who's on roadkill with me,
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working off a D.U.I.
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He loves the lord,
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and he loves weed.
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And so does his cousin Javier,
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who works in the kitchen
at Amechi's.
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I only sold him a dime,
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but two of the delivery guys
bought a half ounce each.
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Got a free meatball sub,
does that happen to you a lot?
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- Free food?
- Not really.
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Happened to me twice today.
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Want some jerky?
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Thank you, no.
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After the sub, I drove back,
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and checked in with my supervisor,
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- and he sent me to bingo.
- Bingo.
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At the retirement home,
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run by church volunteers
and misdemeanor felons.
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Three customers there.
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Mr. Mertes.
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You sell to Mertes?
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Any cars following you?
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No.
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You sold $2,000 in a day.
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- Impressive, huh?
- Temporary.
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This is not a career path.
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This is a family in crisis.
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And I'm being the good son.
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I'm assuming you burned
through your client base.
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Kinda.
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Okay.
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I'll make some calls.
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But if you sell to these people,
you're not the good son.
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You're some random punk
who sells for me.
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Pick an alias, work your deliveries
around your community service.
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Will do.
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Give some jerky to your brother.
He's mad at me.
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- Why this time?
- I put him in Majestic Summer School,
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to keep him off the streets,
away from drugs.
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I love that sound.
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Hammer the nails,
pour the cement down.
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Good men are gonna raise
their families here.
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Of course, it's that kind
of missionary zeal
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that's got us into
this mess, isn't it ?
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We need these sewer lines.
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We need these votes.
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And the word around town says,
"You get Doug Wilson's vote...
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The rest will follow."
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Well, that's beautiful.
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I'm thinking a golf membership.
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Ok.
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Now, I know a lot of you
are looking up at this board
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and you're thinking in
yourselves, "Critical Thinking?
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That sounds kind of square,
sounds kind of whack."
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Ok.
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Who here can tell Bob
what "Critical Thinking" means?
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Anybody?
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Hit me.
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Critical thinking is the
process of conceptualizing
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and analyzing information,
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gathered from observation
or communication
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as a guide
to belief in action."
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You got a name, friend?
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Shane Botwin.
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Dap?
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Blow it up.
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Shane Botwin,
let me ask you a question.
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Do you want to spend the next couple
of weeks reading out of a textbook,
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or would you rather
keep it real?
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I guess --keep it real.
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'Cause I can assign you pages
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from the textbook. You can copy
them into your notebooks,
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regurgitate them later for a test.
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I can do that
if that's what you want.
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Or...
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Maybe you and I
can solve a murder.
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Cool.
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Two Gs.
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That's right.
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The agreement was $12,500.
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You breaking the social contract.
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Well, I'm working
with some new people.
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It takes time.
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10 grand light.
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Usually get a nigga shot.
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Oh, good thing I'm white.
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I've been shot!
I've been shot!
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What the fuck happened?
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I was getting the mail,
a truck comes by.
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Blam! Blam! Blam!
Shot in the ass!
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- Hi, Marvin.
- Hi, Nancy.
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You two, go outside and start rousting
niggas. Find out who saw what.
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Man, you think it was the mexicans?
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Cucaracha motherfuckers
need to get stomped!
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Fuck you man!
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You bleeding all over, man!
Put your hand over your ass!
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Blot that shit, man! Blot it!
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I need a doctor!
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You ain't getting in
my leather seats with that ass.
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Oh, no.
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No, no. No way.
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- This one of these hybrids, huh?
- Yes.
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How are you doing
back there, Marvin?
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Got a fuckin' bullet
in my ass!
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Are we sure this is
the way to the hospital?
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We ain't going to
no motherfuckin' hospital.
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Charge you 50 bucks for an aspirin,
treat you like shit...
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...if you don't have insurance.
Make a right.
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We got our own guy...
Dr. Tupelo.
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He don't ask no questions.
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And he real good at
takin' bullets out of people.
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Lovely.
Can't wait to meet him.
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Marvin, what's the gang sign
for those tres seis bitches?
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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- Make a right.
- Who's tres seis?
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The three sixes.
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Guillermo's crew.
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Little bitch is all moody 'cause
he thinks I jacked his horse.
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You did.
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That don't give him permission
to shoot you in your ass!
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That motherfucker gonna get his.
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You don't mean "horse"
like, like, horse like "neigh"?
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Don't play that Doe-eye
cute shit with me.
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I know you know better.
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Oh, honey, it's gonna be okay.
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- You buy or lease this car?
- Uh, I bought.
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Hmm. How much.
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I don't really recall right now!
There's a man bleeding in my backseat!
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I have to pick up my son
from summer school!
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Make another right.
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I have to get this.
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Hello?
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I just want to make sure
those packets went out this morning.
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- Oh, yeah, absolutely.
- Liar!
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- Who's that?
- Who the fuck is you, nigga?!
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Oh, sorry, I'm losing you. Bye!
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- Make another right and slow down.
- Okay, now we're driving in a circle.
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Yeah, but we're about
to go straight in a second.
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Yeah, motherfucker!
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Drive, bitch, drive!
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We need these sewer lines.
We need these votes.
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And the word around town says,
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"you get Celia Hodes' vote,
the rest will follow."
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I hear Doug Wilson
is getting a golf membership.
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I love a woman
who does her homework.
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Would you like
a golf membership, too?
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- I don't play golf.
- Oh. Well.
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What is it you do play, Celia?
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I play house.
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Hey, sweetie.
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- How was your first day?
- Mostly sucky.
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Only mostly?
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Hello.
You must be Shane's mother.
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- Hi.
- Yeah, hi.
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Eve Meriweather,
Education Coordinator.
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Well, Shane had a fabulous first day.
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Bob really took a shine to him.
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Bob. That's great.
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- What happened to the backseat?
- Mom spilled some coffee.
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And this is for you.
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It's just some forms
and permission slips.
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It covers everything
you'll need to know
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about the absolute truth
ministries campus.
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We got some super-great programs,
"Prayer Power" meetings.
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And not just for Shane
but for the whole family.
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You're a jewish, right?
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Um, no. I'm not.
Shane's father was a jewish.
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Did he pass?
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Most people thought
he was italian.
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Yes!
Yes, he's no longer with us!
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- Yes.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Losing your husband...
I just can't imagine.
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- Well, God bless you.
- Are these shell casings?
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Oh, Eve, in a rush!
Got to go. Got to make dinner.
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Buckle up, honey.
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All right. We'll see you. Bye!
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So, when you cast your vote tonight,
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rubber-stamping
another environmental holocaust
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the name of "Urban Renewal,"
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I want you to remember
the san acitos dirt shrew.
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How could we forget him?
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Their beauty was here
long before we were.
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This sewer is soaked in their blood.
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Thank you, Jane Chaffin,
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founder, president, and sole member
of the Agrestic Eco-Warriors.
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Your passion humbles us.
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And that concludes
the public debate on motion 412,
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proposal to expand the sewer
and water reclamation systems
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of greater Agrestic.
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Let's do this.
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- All of those...
- All in favor of more pipe, say "aye".
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Aye.
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- Aye.
- The "Ayes" have it.
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A moment of silence
for the dirt shrew.
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The motion is passed.
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What the fuck did you get ?
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House still for sale?
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Andy ?
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Andy's dead.
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I'm Bill. Bill Sussman.
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Here is your mail.
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How's the army?
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They killed Rodriguez.
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I think I killed a Hernandez.
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That's a wig !
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Yeah that's all they had at rite aid...
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Mostly wigs for black women.
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Are these bullet
holes back here?
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What? Oh those?
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I was in a drive-by shooting yesterday.
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I was ...
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driving the car, this car!
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I may be a murderer!
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Murderess.
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Actually I think we only clipped him,
you know, hit him in the leg.
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- Hit who in the leg?
- One of the Mexicans, Tres Seis.
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They shot Marvin.
256
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:07,761
Who's Marvin ?
257
00:13:07,825 --> 00:13:10,099
I'm scrubbing his blood
out of the backseat.
258
00:13:10,253 --> 00:13:11,291
It won't come out!
259
00:13:15,215 --> 00:13:16,305
Are you ok?
260
00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:19,218
- Actually Andy..
- Bill Sussman.
261
00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,081
I think I am ok.
262
00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:25,725
I mean, stuff keeps
piling on, piling on...
263
00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:28,003
And while,
tomorrow is another day.
264
00:13:28,914 --> 00:13:31,977
I'm pretty sure it's only giving more
heinous is gonna happen to me
265
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,271
because that just seems
to be the way it rolls.
266
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,238
I really think i'm finding myself!
267
00:13:40,139 --> 00:13:41,230
Look at my hand!
268
00:13:41,684 --> 00:13:42,710
Nerves of steel.
269
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,689
- Pretty steady.
- That's what I'm talking about.
270
00:13:47,011 --> 00:13:48,827
Well, this is all good.
271
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:53,169
Meanwhile, a reconnaissance
drone killed my battle buddy.
272
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,717
And, I'm going to die.
273
00:13:54,745 --> 00:13:55,824
I know too much.
274
00:13:56,063 --> 00:13:57,789
I was hoping for a shower.
275
00:13:58,575 --> 00:13:59,647
Maybe a little nap.
276
00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:02,824
But...
277
00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,832
You obviously are having a
278
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,393
slow psychotic breakdown
279
00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:08,225
so I'll just ask...
Do you have any money?
280
00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:13,820
No I don't...
281
00:14:16,465 --> 00:14:19,013
I have a backseat full of blood...
282
00:14:19,753 --> 00:14:21,866
I have two licence plates.
283
00:14:21,972 --> 00:14:23,075
I may have to remove.
284
00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,016
I have an assistance's job that
a monkey could do.
285
00:14:26,358 --> 00:14:27,903
I have a death wish.
286
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,738
You're welcome to any
of those sparkly gems.
287
00:14:30,908 --> 00:14:32,341
But as far as money goes...
288
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:33,832
Bill.
289
00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:36,691
Everything that comes in,
goes out!
290
00:14:37,171 --> 00:14:38,182
I'm gonna go now
291
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,359
I like this new you.
292
00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:44,268
She's a winner.
293
00:14:48,593 --> 00:14:50,072
Tell the kids I miss them.
294
00:14:50,336 --> 00:14:51,354
You betcha.
295
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,575
Where d'you hear that?
296
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:01,192
You're sure about that?
297
00:15:01,512 --> 00:15:02,677
That's good news!
298
00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:04,350
Cool.
299
00:15:06,183 --> 00:15:07,192
And?
300
00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:08,552
Gunfire in the streets.
301
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:10,130
Brown fighting black.
302
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:13,617
Black fighting brown all on account of
somebody shot Marvin in the ass.
303
00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:16,974
Something about a Mexican,
and a tinted truck...
304
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,062
Driving up and... pop pop pop :
right in Marvin's ass.
305
00:15:20,343 --> 00:15:21,776
That's one big ass.
306
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:26,522
Maybe if that Mexican had a better aim,
he wouldn't have needed three shots.
307
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:30,566
Maybe if he had'n't used his auntie's
snubnose piece of shit you'll be right.
308
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,431
Still...
309
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,078
War is on.
310
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:34,886
War is on...?
311
00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:39,313
- More males..?
- I think that's the last of them.
312
00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:45,438
And why are you doing that?
313
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,249
Got to separate the males
from the females,
314
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,600
or they'll fuck up the whole crop.
315
00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:49,859
How d'you know they male?
316
00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:51,640
They got a little plant dick?
317
00:15:52,415 --> 00:15:53,977
No dicks, just sacs.
318
00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:57,590
Plants looking good in there.
319
00:15:57,719 --> 00:16:00,230
That's because it's a room
full of women!
320
00:16:03,978 --> 00:16:04,988
Steppin' up.
321
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,269
And we're sitting out there like lambs.
322
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:15,178
And Rodriguez, he's got the cellphone
up in his hands, just like that.
323
00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:18,098
When it struck.
324
00:16:19,675 --> 00:16:21,245
Right in the chest,
into his heart.
325
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:23,428
Tell them.
326
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,995
- What did he say?
- He says "Wow"!
327
00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:35,529
- Shocking ...
- Shocking !
328
00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:36,738
Shocking !
329
00:16:36,739 --> 00:16:38,646
A naive kid, a great kid.
330
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,596
Who only wanted to serve his country.
331
00:16:49,996 --> 00:16:51,538
eating our vindaloo,
332
00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:53,731
Watching "dancing with the stars",
333
00:16:53,732 --> 00:16:55,778
And we don't wanna know about it!
334
00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:07,387
You tell that to Rodrigez
tell it to his fucking corpse
335
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:16,918
Hey Mom.
336
00:17:16,991 --> 00:17:18,021
Hey you.
337
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,172
Got a lots of calls from clients today.
338
00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:25,841
- Oh yeah?
- People seems to like the new guy.
339
00:17:27,182 --> 00:17:28,186
Judah.
340
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,170
Tip of the hat to the old man.
341
00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:35,381
We're gonna need
more product soon.
342
00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:37,019
I'm having homework issues.
343
00:17:38,105 --> 00:17:39,114
Come here, let me see.
344
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:42,981
The day after prom,
345
00:17:43,556 --> 00:17:46,090
A murder has taken place,
and blood has been found.
346
00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:49,612
Principal Paul calls up
detective Dan to investigate.
347
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,843
It's like an episode of CSI.
348
00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:54,173
I have to use my power
of critical thinking...
349
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,957
- ...to solve a murder.
- Who's that?
350
00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:58,324
That's Kyle. He disappeared
right after the murder.
351
00:17:58,898 --> 00:17:59,902
This is Jill.
352
00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:02,689
Her blood matches the blood
found at the crime scene and...
353
00:18:02,693 --> 00:18:04,342
...this is Mia, the cheerleader.
354
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,567
Kyle promised to
take her to the prom...
355
00:18:06,578 --> 00:18:07,764
...then dumped her hard.
356
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,686
Jealous Mia murdered Jill.
357
00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:11,973
- That's what I thought too.
- So what's the problem?
358
00:18:12,211 --> 00:18:14,931
Every day we get new clues,
and today we got this one.
359
00:18:15,831 --> 00:18:16,833
Two days later,
360
00:18:17,703 --> 00:18:19,404
Jill, arrived at school.
361
00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:22,475
I though Jill was
murdered, that's bogus.
362
00:18:22,696 --> 00:18:23,736
No body, no murder.
363
00:18:25,094 --> 00:18:26,119
It doesn't add up.
364
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,501
-W- w-v-m-d
-W-w-v...
365
00:18:30,558 --> 00:18:31,726
What would Vic Mackey do?
366
00:18:32,805 --> 00:18:35,233
He'd plant evidence
and coerce a confession.
367
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,884
Okay but, what's
detective Dan gonna do?
368
00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:40,888
Drink myself
into a stupor and,
369
00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:42,757
sleep with my prostitute/informer.
370
00:18:45,618 --> 00:18:47,110
No more cable for you.
371
00:18:48,512 --> 00:18:49,521
Mr Botwin.
372
00:18:49,552 --> 00:18:51,516
This is my lawyer, Dean Hodes.
373
00:18:52,151 --> 00:18:54,294
Gentlemen, we called this meeting
because my client is tired of ...
374
00:18:54,295 --> 00:18:56,107
- We don't care.
- Go fuck yourself.
375
00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:59,167
You're in possession of US
military hardware Mr Botwin.
376
00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:00,459
Where's the phone?
377
00:19:00,726 --> 00:19:02,471
My client neither
confirms nor denies...
378
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,970
- Shut up.
- Suck yourself!
379
00:19:04,259 --> 00:19:05,968
I'm setting in front
of you documents...
380
00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:08,822
which when signed,
will honorably discharge you
381
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,387
from United States army reserves.
382
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,062
You're the drone guy, right?
383
00:19:13,871 --> 00:19:15,347
Lawyer, for the contractor?
384
00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:17,575
Your machine killed Rodriguez.
385
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,585
You forced him
out in the field.
386
00:19:19,687 --> 00:19:21,765
We were gonna strap that
phone to a fucking mule..
387
00:19:21,772 --> 00:19:23,403
till we found
your two sorry asses
388
00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:25,404
And then we figured
why waste a good mule?
389
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:27,352
Private Rodriguez died a hero.
390
00:19:27,353 --> 00:19:28,843
Sign the documents, Mr Botwin.
391
00:19:29,178 --> 00:19:30,191
I'll need to look these over.
392
00:19:30,192 --> 00:19:31,778
There's no time to look
over anything Mr Hodes.
393
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:32,999
Suck yourself!
394
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:35,342
You see that windows
washer outside,
395
00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:36,729
cleaning the windows
Mr Botwin?
396
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:38,542
Notice, anything unusual?
397
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,111
I don't know, should I?
398
00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:41,520
He's a white guy?
399
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:42,994
Actually, he's a lithuanian.
400
00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:45,618
And that squeegee he's
holding is a remote,
401
00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:48,131
currently erasing your
hard drive, Mr Wilson.
402
00:19:48,641 --> 00:19:49,852
Would you confirm that for me?
403
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:56,676
That's because ...
404
00:19:56,764 --> 00:19:59,348
... that window washer,
is not a window washer.
405
00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:00,679
He works for us.
406
00:20:02,421 --> 00:20:04,655
And that janitor in the
hallway, he works for us too.
407
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:06,109
Turn on your vacuum Ivan.
408
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:08,669
Turn it off.
409
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,732
Turn it on.
410
00:20:11,453 --> 00:20:12,458
Turn it off.
411
00:20:14,101 --> 00:20:16,120
Two vans in the
parking lot, helicopters...
412
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,127
You're fucking
surrounded,dipshit!
413
00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:19,736
And we can
make you disappear faster
414
00:20:19,737 --> 00:20:21,227
than a mule can shit itself.
415
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,893
What's with him and the mules?
416
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,649
Do you think we're
fucking around here?!
417
00:20:25,029 --> 00:20:26,939
You return our
property pronto, dickhead!
418
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,301
Give him the phone.
419
00:20:29,077 --> 00:20:30,360
Give him the phone Doug!
420
00:20:36,423 --> 00:20:37,464
What am I signing here?
421
00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:40,065
You're not signing anything.
You're not here right now.
422
00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:42,541
You were never at Fort Irwin
423
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,448
and the only man named
Rodriguez you know is
424
00:20:44,449 --> 00:20:47,125
some asshole in the Yankees
thinks he's better than Graig Nettles.
425
00:20:47,126 --> 00:20:48,123
Suck yourself!
426
00:20:52,203 --> 00:20:54,828
Okay, you've walked
the crime scene.
427
00:20:55,934 --> 00:20:57,321
You've interrogated
your suspects.
428
00:20:57,831 --> 00:20:59,436
You've gathered your evidence.
429
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,471
Which one of you,
430
00:21:01,769 --> 00:21:03,695
is ready to put
your critical mind,
431
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,103
to the ultimate, test.
432
00:21:06,647 --> 00:21:08,259
Who here has solved,
433
00:21:08,455 --> 00:21:11,312
the strange case, of Cordull high.
434
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:19,384
Crimes, are solved
by hard evidence.
435
00:21:19,697 --> 00:21:21,563
Blood samples point to Kyle and Jill,
436
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:25,198
but, since both of them
showed up at school later,
437
00:21:25,795 --> 00:21:27,183
there can be
only one solution.
438
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,875
There was no murder.
439
00:21:32,036 --> 00:21:33,304
Ah, but there was...
440
00:21:34,349 --> 00:21:36,256
A murder of the worst kind.
441
00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:40,516
For you see,
Jill had an abortion.
442
00:21:50,135 --> 00:21:51,884
It's horrible,
it's disgusting,
443
00:21:51,955 --> 00:21:53,549
but I have no place else
to put you.
444
00:21:53,592 --> 00:21:55,754
You're just going to have
to fake it for a bit.
445
00:22:13,758 --> 00:22:14,762
Hey Mom.
446
00:22:15,533 --> 00:22:16,591
What's up Nance?
447
00:22:17,325 --> 00:22:18,332
What are you doing here?
448
00:22:19,117 --> 00:22:20,979
Oh, just dropping off
some business,
449
00:22:21,309 --> 00:22:23,339
getting a rundown
on the operation,
450
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,287
meeting the family.
451
00:22:25,643 --> 00:22:26,650
Uncle andy's back.
452
00:22:27,127 --> 00:22:29,457
He has a bag of ice
on his balls.
453
00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:31,714
What's up little man ?
454
00:22:32,891 --> 00:22:34,532
Shane, go in the house
with your brother
455
00:22:35,051 --> 00:22:36,303
Listen to your mother, Shane.
456
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,133
She's a gangster
she'll keep you staight.
457
00:22:38,289 --> 00:22:40,607
U-Turn, why don't you and I
have a little walk and talk?
458
00:22:40,608 --> 00:22:43,128
You can't come to my house,
you're not welcome here.
459
00:22:43,456 --> 00:22:46,037
Aw, come on girl,
we tied you and me.
460
00:22:46,393 --> 00:22:47,735
I'm not fucking kidding.
461
00:22:48,193 --> 00:22:49,204
Save it.
462
00:22:49,205 --> 00:22:51,422
I was just dropping off
some bricks for your boy.
463
00:22:52,136 --> 00:22:54,157
Oh, and I left you
a package in the garage.
464
00:22:54,187 --> 00:22:56,686
I need you to hold onto
it for a spell, that's all.
465
00:22:57,371 --> 00:22:59,283
Things are starting to
heat up over the hill.
466
00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:03,431
You bought a Prius?
467
00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,338
I bought seven of them.
468
00:23:06,713 --> 00:23:08,320
I got my whole crew
driving them.
469
00:23:08,705 --> 00:23:09,723
They're real quiet.
470
00:23:09,937 --> 00:23:11,786
Good for sneaking up
on motherfuckers.
471
00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:15,667
Ah, check this out.
472
00:23:15,917 --> 00:23:16,920
Hands free.
473
00:23:19,538 --> 00:23:20,548
What up Doe?
474
00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:22,265
Where you at U-Turn? You late.
475
00:23:22,475 --> 00:23:23,958
You bitch ass
gonna have to wait,
476
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,722
I got business going on,
fuck you.
477
00:23:27,338 --> 00:23:28,686
See the shit
I'm surrounded by?
478
00:23:29,399 --> 00:23:31,961
That's why I need more
bitches like you Nancy.
479
00:23:32,269 --> 00:23:33,059
Oh!
480
00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:35,467
And you could use this.
481
00:23:38,009 --> 00:23:39,011
Watch it tonight.
482
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,149
Heroin...