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You shouldn't do this
to yourself.
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Do what?
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I know how much it hurts
to be off the team.
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You're just torturing yourself
watching them.
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I needed a good distraction.
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From what?
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$685?
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That's how much
a sonogram costs.
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This is just
the beginning.
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There's going to be
more doctor's visits,
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vitamins, new clothes
for when I explode.
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What are we going to do?
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What are you going to do?
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I'm looking for a job.
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I mean, no one's hiring.
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I almost got in
at Olive Garden,
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But they said I was too tall
to be a busboy.
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Somewhere in that pea brain
of yours is a man.
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Access him and tell him
to prove to me
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that I chose the right guy
to have a baby with.
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I will.
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I-I'll find a job.
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You can count
on me, I swear.
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Where you going?
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You were right.
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This does hurt too much.
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My blog has lit up
with comments
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suggesting you don't have
a shot at nationals
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Since you lost
Quinn Fabray.
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No, the cheerios are
stronger than ever.
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We're gonna take nationals
with this routine.
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Mediocre.
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Hit the showers.
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(bell ringing)
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I have several
sources reporting
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Quinn didn't want to leave,
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but you kicked her out because
of the pregnancy scandal.
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Well, Jacob,
this is Ohio.
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And in order to win,
my cheerios need
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to appeal to that
panel of judges.
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So if I have a pregnant
girl doing a handspring
into a double layout,
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the judges aren't going to be
admiring her impeccable form,
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they're going to be wondering
if the centrifugal force
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is going to make the baby's
head start crowning.
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Oh, and by the way, all
this -- off the record.
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Probably should have
told you that earlier.
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This isn't fair.
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Is it fair that I had to stop
providing the baseball team
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with protective cups?
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I only get a certain
amount of dollars a year
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to spend, William.
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Yeah, but Artie is...
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is used to overcoming
challenges.
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He'll just have to find
his own ride to sectionals.
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That handi-capable bus
costs $600 a week to rent.
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We can't afford it.
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Oh, but there's enough
money in the budget
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to fly the cheerios all over the
country for their competitions?
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Sue Sylvester has boosters
that write fat checks.
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None of her travel expenses
come out of the school budget.
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Look, when I was in
the Glee Club,
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the best part
of the competitions
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was the bus ride
to the event.
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It was about camaraderie
and supporting each other.
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You think I feel good
about this?
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Well, my students
won't stand for it.
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That's very moving,
but my hands are tied, Shue.
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If you want that bus, you're
going to have to find a way
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to pay for it yourself.
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(sighs)
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(bell ringing)
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What about Target?
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Tried.
Not hiring.
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Another doctor bill came to my
parents' house last night, Finn.
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We're lucky that I'm clever
and intercepted it.
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But we have to start
paying these doctor's bills
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or they're going to go
to a collection agency
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and then my parents are going
to find out that I'm with child.
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Your child.
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WILL:
All right, guys.
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We're doing a new number
for sectionals.
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I know that pop songs
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have sort of been
our signature pieces,
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but I did a little research
on past winners,
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and it turns out
that the judges like songs
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that are more accessible.
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Stuff they know.
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Uh, standards,
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Broadway.
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"Defying Gravity"?
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I have an iPod shuffle
dedicated exclusively
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to selections from wicked.
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This is amazing.
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Think you can handle it,
Rachel?
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It's my go-to
shower song.
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It's also
my ringtone.
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MERCEDES: Why do we have to go
all vanilla on this song?
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See, what we need
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is my chocolate thunder.
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Okay, we don't have time
to rearrange a song
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for you, Mercedes.
Rachel is singing it.
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Don't worry, we'll
find something for you
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to dip in chocolate.
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(laughter)
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On to item two.
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The school won't pay
for the special bus we need
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to take Artie and his wheelchair
with us to sectionals.
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W-w-what?!
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That's completely unfair.
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So we're going to have to raise
money to pay for it ourselves.
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See, when I was
in Glee Club,
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and we needed new silk
cummerbunds for Regionals,
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we held a bake sale.
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(scattered laughter)
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SANTANA:
You're joking, right?
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I mean, bake sales
are kind of bougie.
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So hip people stopped eating
delicious sugary treats?
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It's not that.
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It's most of us
don't know how to bake.
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I find recipes confusing.
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My family is fully
committed to takeout.
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Yeah, Mr. Shue, kids are busier
than when you went here.
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We've got homework and football
and teen pregnancy, lunch.
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Can't Artie's dad
just take him?
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I can't believe how insensitive
you're all being.
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Are you a team?
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Of course.
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But Artie understands,
don't you, Artie?
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Oh... Of course.
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It's cool.
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Anything that takes away
our time from rehearsing
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doesn't serve the team.
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(bell ringing)
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- Let me help you out,
buddy.
- Thank you.
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Hey, I'm really sorry about how
they all reacted, Artie.
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Oh, it's okay.
I'm used to it.
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They just don't get it.
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Can I use the auditorium
this afternoon
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to rehearse, Mr. Shue?
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Some of the band
equipment's in there.
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Sure.
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(playing jazzy version
of "Dancing With Myself")
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(fingers snapping rhythmically)
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♪ On the floor of Tokyo-o ♪
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♪ Or down in London town
to go-o ♪
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♪ With the record selection
with the mirror reflection ♪
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♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪
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♪ When there's no one else
in sight ♪
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♪ In a crowded lonely ni-ight ♪
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♪ Well, I wait so long
for my love vibration ♪
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♪ And I'm dancing with myself ♪
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♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪
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♪ I'm dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ Well, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪
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♪ And I'll be dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ If I looked
all over the world ♪
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♪ And there's every
type of gi-irl ♪
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♪ But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by ♪
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♪ And leave me dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ So let's sink another drink ♪
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♪ 'Cause it'll give me
time to thi-ink ♪
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♪ If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance ♪
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♪ And I'll be dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪
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♪ I'll be dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, dancing with myself ♪
(music fades out)
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♪ Oh, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪
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♪ And I'll be dancing
with myself. ♪
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(bell ringing)
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I have something
I'd like to say.
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I want to audition
for the Wicked solo.
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(murmured encouragement)
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Kurt, there's a high "f" in it.
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That's well within my range.
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Well, I think Rachel's
going to be fine
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for the female lead,
but I'm happy to have you
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try out something else, Kurt.
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And we'll make sure
it's got a killer high note.
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(students murmuring)
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ARTIE:
You tried.
- Anyway,
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I wanted to say
something to you guys.
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I was a little disappointed
at how you were all so willing
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to take the bus
to get to sectionals
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and make Artie drive by himself
with his dad.
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We're a team, guys.
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We're in this Glee Club
together.
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Artie doesn't care.
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His dad drives him everywhere.
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I do care.
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It kind of hurt my feelings.
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We didn't think you would
take it personally.
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Well, you're irritating
most of the time,
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but don't take that personally.
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I don't know if you guys
really understand
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how much harder Artie
has to work just to keep up.
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Preach.
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We're riding
to sectionals together
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or we're not going at all.
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And to pay for the bus,
we're having a bake sale.
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- Bake sale...
- St. Ignatius
nursing home
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was having a tag sale,
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and my AV Club friends here
agreed to help out.
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For the next week,
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each of you is going
to spend three hours a day
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in a wheelchair.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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And we're doing
a wheelchair number.
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("Dancing With Myself" playing)
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BILLY IDOL:
* On the floors of Tokyo-o *
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♪ Or down in London town
to go-go ♪
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♪ With the record selection
and the mirror's reflection ♪
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♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪
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♪ Well, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪
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♪ Well, I'm dancing
with myself ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh. ♪
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(song ends)
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PUCK:
I didn't even know we
had a Home EC room.
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What's all this?
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Ingredients for cupcakes
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for the stupid bake sale.
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What's this?
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It's what I have left over
from my pool cleaning money.
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After I bought dip
and nunchakus.
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I was getting that you
kinda need money.
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For our kid.
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For my kid.
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18 dollars.
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How much has
Finn given you?
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Just stop.
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I told you before,
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I don't care if that baby
comes out with a mohawk,
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I will go to my grave
swearing it's Finn's.
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It would be pretty awesome
if it came out with a mohawk.
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You are such an egghead.
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I'm not.
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(giggling)
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(laughing)
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(sighing)
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(squealing)
Ah!
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That was perfectly measured!
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(squealing, laughing)
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There you go!
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(laughter)
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What the hell?
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(chuckles)
(sighing)
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We're baking.
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I can see that.
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I'm gonna go change.
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00:12:03,209 --> 00:12:05,544
Where's my jelly creme center?
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Sorry, Dad, I must've forgotten.
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00:12:08,248 --> 00:12:09,982
What's up with your brain today?
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00:12:09,983 --> 00:12:11,483
You know,
I think it's going soft
257
00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:13,352
from all that crap
you put in your hair.
258
00:12:13,353 --> 00:12:16,355
It's organic and I'm fine.
259
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,360
I'm sorry,
it's a Glee Club thing.
260
00:12:21,361 --> 00:12:23,062
It's not about a guy, is it?
261
00:12:23,063 --> 00:12:25,764
'Cause I'm not ready
to have that conversation.
262
00:12:25,765 --> 00:12:27,633
Oh, at least you don't
have to worry about me
263
00:12:27,634 --> 00:12:29,401
getting someone pregnant.
(chuckling)
264
00:12:31,204 --> 00:12:33,372
It's not a guy.
265
00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:35,874
We're doing this amazing song
for sectionals,
266
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:36,843
a personal favorite of mine,
267
00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:39,612
and Mr. Schuester won't
give me a chance to sing it.
268
00:12:39,613 --> 00:12:40,980
Why?
269
00:12:40,981 --> 00:12:43,482
It's traditionally
sung by a girl.
270
00:12:43,483 --> 00:12:45,151
Well, you sing like a girl.
271
00:12:45,152 --> 00:12:46,552
You know, in a good way.
272
00:12:46,553 --> 00:12:48,321
Look, Kurt, I don't know
273
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:49,889
how this music stuff works.
274
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,391
I'm pretty exclusively committed
to my Mellencamp collection
275
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:55,962
but isn't there more
crossover nowadays?
276
00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:57,630
You know,
chicks doing construction,
277
00:12:57,631 --> 00:12:59,765
guys wearing dress shoes
with no socks?
278
00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,668
Didn't that girl
from your high school
279
00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,637
just join the boy's
wrestling team?
280
00:13:04,638 --> 00:13:05,838
(whistle blowing)
Yes!
281
00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:07,139
Whoo!
282
00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:11,877
Yes, but her parents
had to sue the school.
283
00:13:13,914 --> 00:13:16,515
This is really getting
you down, isn't it?
284
00:13:16,516 --> 00:13:18,851
I'm full of ennui.
285
00:13:18,852 --> 00:13:22,788
So, it's really
getting you down?
286
00:13:24,992 --> 00:13:26,959
Yes.
287
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,695
You can't discriminate against
my kid because of his sex,
288
00:13:29,696 --> 00:13:32,098
religion,
political affiliation
289
00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:34,200
or the fact that he's queer
as a three dollar bill.
290
00:13:34,201 --> 00:13:35,267
And I won't accept it.
291
00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:36,602
This isn't academics
292
00:13:36,603 --> 00:13:37,970
or athletics, Mr. Hummel.
293
00:13:37,971 --> 00:13:40,172
It's an arts program
and Mr. Schuester's
294
00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:42,642
judgments are subjective.
295
00:13:42,643 --> 00:13:45,011
You put on a blindfold
and listen to my kid sing,
296
00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:46,846
and you will swear you're
hearing Ronnie Spector.
297
00:13:46,847 --> 00:13:49,515
- Wait.
- Don't try to backpedal
on this, Schuester.
298
00:13:49,516 --> 00:13:51,817
I was just going
to agree with you.
299
00:13:51,818 --> 00:13:54,186
I know this is going
to be hard on you, Rachel,
300
00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:55,688
but I can't,
in good conscience,
301
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,657
preach about the importance
of helping Artie
302
00:13:57,658 --> 00:13:59,625
and then reject Kurt's request
out of hand.
303
00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:01,494
So, you're giving him my part?
304
00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:03,396
Now, I can't just
give him the part.
305
00:14:03,397 --> 00:14:06,065
That would be just as wrong,
but I can let him audition.
306
00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:08,601
What do you mean,
like a tryout?
307
00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:10,236
All right, that seems fair.
308
00:14:10,237 --> 00:14:13,139
This is totally unfair.
You gave me the part.
309
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,141
And I will give it to you again
310
00:14:15,142 --> 00:14:17,743
if you can sing the song
better than Kurt.
311
00:14:17,744 --> 00:14:20,179
Okay, this seems
like a reasonable deal.
312
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,882
But how do I know this
isn't just some show
313
00:14:22,883 --> 00:14:24,350
to stop me from
taking a flamethrower
314
00:14:24,351 --> 00:14:25,551
to this place?
315
00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:28,654
Who's going to judge?
316
00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:30,690
Now, all of you
are going to judge,
317
00:14:30,691 --> 00:14:32,591
and in the spirit
of full access,
318
00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:34,560
each of you
is going to get a vote.
319
00:14:34,561 --> 00:14:37,029
Whatever singer
has the most votes,
320
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,031
gets the part.
321
00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:40,566
This isn't going to be
about talent, Mr. Schuester.
322
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,334
It's going to be
a popularity contest.
323
00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:44,236
Stop right there.
Mr. Shue, if I may.
324
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:53,045
We all know
I'm more popular than Rachel.
325
00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:55,081
And I dress better than her.
326
00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:57,149
But I want you all
to promise me that you're
327
00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:59,051
going to vote for whoever
sings the song better.
328
00:14:59,052 --> 00:15:01,754
Raise your right hand.
329
00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:03,956
Your right hand, Brittany.
330
00:15:03,957 --> 00:15:06,358
- It's this one.
- Sorry.
331
00:15:06,359 --> 00:15:07,693
Repeat after me.
332
00:15:07,694 --> 00:15:09,862
I promise to vote for
whoever sings the song better.
333
00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:14,233
ALL:
I promise to vote for
whoever sings the song better.
334
00:15:17,904 --> 00:15:19,271
It's on.
335
00:15:19,272 --> 00:15:21,207
(bell ringing)
336
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:23,843
All right, guys.
337
00:15:30,383 --> 00:15:32,218
Maybe one of these days
you'll find a way to create
338
00:15:32,219 --> 00:15:34,754
teaching moments
without ruining my life.
339
00:15:34,755 --> 00:15:39,391
(gentle piano melody plays)
340
00:15:39,392 --> 00:15:41,527
(discordant notes play)
341
00:15:42,055 --> 00:15:45,345
Shue, I saw all your kids
in wheelchairs
342
00:15:45,415 --> 00:15:47,449
and I was very impressed.
343
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,451
Well, thank you,
Principal Figgins,
344
00:15:49,452 --> 00:15:51,353
but actually, it's made me
realize that there's only
345
00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:53,255
one wheelchair entrance
in this school
346
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,324
and it's all the way on
the far end of campus.
347
00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:57,626
McKinley needs ramps.
348
00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,929
No way.
Those are what I call
349
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:01,230
"lazy makers."
350
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:02,765
They discourage
our able-bodied students
351
00:16:02,766 --> 00:16:05,267
from getting their proper
exercise by using the stairs.
352
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,435
What is she doing here?
353
00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:07,870
Yes, what am I doing here?
354
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,138
I have a cheerios routine
to polish
355
00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:10,306
that's gonna
clinch us Nationals.
356
00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:11,974
I brought you two in here
357
00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:13,642
because both of you
have a point.
358
00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:15,711
Handicapped ramps are expensive,
359
00:16:15,712 --> 00:16:19,648
but inspiration is free.
360
00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:21,984
Will, I'm so inspired by
your stunt that I'm insisting
361
00:16:21,985 --> 00:16:23,852
that Ms. Sylvester do
the same with the cheerios.
362
00:16:23,853 --> 00:16:25,387
I beg your pardon?
363
00:16:25,388 --> 00:16:27,823
Cheerios is not accessible, Sue.
364
00:16:27,824 --> 00:16:29,525
It's by invitation only.
365
00:16:29,526 --> 00:16:30,826
I want to see a squad
366
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:33,929
that reflects
our community's diversity.
367
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,931
Now, Glee Club
held open auditions.
368
00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:37,700
And everyone got in.
369
00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:39,234
Now that Quinn Fabray
370
00:16:39,235 --> 00:16:41,904
is off the squad,
you will hold open auditions
371
00:16:41,905 --> 00:16:43,038
to fill her slot
372
00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,206
And Mr. Schuester
373
00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:45,941
will monitor them
to make sure
374
00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,409
that they are fair to all.
375
00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:49,278
Okay, let me break this
down for you here.
376
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:50,946
There comes a point
377
00:16:50,947 --> 00:16:53,282
when you've got to stop seeing
people for what they look like,
378
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:55,584
and ask them to show you
what they can do.
379
00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:57,620
And as soon as
a cheerleader
380
00:16:57,621 --> 00:17:00,823
rolls herself out onto
the field in a wheelchair,
381
00:17:00,824 --> 00:17:04,593
she becomes decidedly less
effective at cheering people up.
382
00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:06,228
It's just a fact.
383
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:09,598
No, Sue, the fact is you've
never given other students
384
00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,333
the fair shake
that they deserve.
385
00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:13,936
I'm asking you to try it.
386
00:17:13,937 --> 00:17:15,404
What do you have to lose?
387
00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:17,673
Maybe somebody at this school
will surprise you.
388
00:17:19,943 --> 00:17:21,944
FINN:
Cupcake?
389
00:17:24,314 --> 00:17:26,482
These cupcakes suck.
That's why we're
not selling any.
390
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:28,784
It's not about the cupcakes.
It's about us.
391
00:17:28,785 --> 00:17:30,919
Nobody wants to buy from losers.
392
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,922
We're in Glee Club
and in wheelchairs.
393
00:17:33,923 --> 00:17:35,190
She has a point.
394
00:17:35,191 --> 00:17:36,425
Six months ago
I could've sold
395
00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:38,093
50 of these things
on fear alone.
396
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:42,131
Oh, my god.
What is she doing?!
397
00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:44,600
I actually think
they're kind of friends.
398
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:47,102
Brittany is always cheating off
her test papers in math class.
399
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:49,738
See, so many?
400
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:51,173
And look how pretty
they are, Becky.
401
00:17:51,174 --> 00:17:52,808
Wow.
402
00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:54,743
Brittany, you're supposed
to be in your wheelchair.
403
00:17:54,744 --> 00:17:56,311
I lost it.
404
00:17:56,312 --> 00:17:58,313
Are you a cheerleader?
405
00:17:58,314 --> 00:17:59,648
It's so cool.
406
00:17:59,649 --> 00:18:00,949
So is buying a cupcake.
407
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:02,017
That's really cool.
408
00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:04,086
But I don't have any money.
409
00:18:04,087 --> 00:18:05,654
That's okay,
I have some.
410
00:18:13,697 --> 00:18:16,699
Thanks.
411
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:19,201
So, how much do we have now?
412
00:18:19,202 --> 00:18:22,604
Well, with this one dollar,
we have... one dollar.
413
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:24,807
This is ridiculous.
414
00:18:24,808 --> 00:18:26,775
Well, maybe if we put
a jelly bean or something
415
00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:29,044
- On top we'd sell more.
- Are you an idiot?!
416
00:18:29,045 --> 00:18:31,780
How am I supposed to trust you
to take care of our baby
417
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:34,450
when you can't even figure out
how to sell a damn cupcake?
418
00:18:34,451 --> 00:18:36,318
Stop attacking me.
I'm sick of it.
419
00:18:36,319 --> 00:18:37,186
Get a job.
420
00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:38,287
I'm trying!
421
00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:40,456
(chair clattering)
422
00:18:40,457 --> 00:18:41,523
(Quinn scoffs)
423
00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:44,426
(sighs)
424
00:18:49,199 --> 00:18:51,233
SUE:
I don't know what I'm
supposed to be doing here.
425
00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:53,869
You just call a name,
they come in and try out.
426
00:18:53,870 --> 00:18:55,704
Just give them a chance
to express themselves.
427
00:18:55,705 --> 00:18:57,372
I'm about to projectile
express myself
428
00:18:57,373 --> 00:18:59,007
all over your
Hush Puppies.
429
00:18:59,008 --> 00:19:01,510
McKinley, hey, hey.
430
00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,846
McKinley, hey, hey.
431
00:19:03,847 --> 00:19:04,780
No.
432
00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:10,085
(baton clattering, echoing)
433
00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:11,386
No.
434
00:19:12,889 --> 00:19:14,289
You're not serious, are you?
435
00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:19,728
Tell me you're not serious.
436
00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:20,329
No.
437
00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:23,165
No friggin' way, Jacob.
438
00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:32,608
(lightly groaning)
439
00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:34,009
Freak!
440
00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:38,147
Okay, I've been at this for
an hour, that's all I promised.
441
00:19:38,148 --> 00:19:40,315
Sue, there's just one
more person on the list.
442
00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:42,017
Give her a shot.
443
00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:43,485
Becky Johnson!
444
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,053
Jackson.
Jackson.
445
00:19:48,324 --> 00:19:50,592
(sotto voice):
Be nice, Sue.
446
00:19:50,593 --> 00:19:53,662
I heard that you're doing
a routine with jump ropes.
447
00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:55,731
I wanted to show you
what I can do.
448
00:20:07,644 --> 00:20:09,711
Becky, I'm going to stop you
right there.
449
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,081
You're in.
450
00:20:13,082 --> 00:20:15,384
Be at practice tomorrow
at 4:00 p.M.
451
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:16,685
Congratulations.
452
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,258
What are you up to, Sue?
453
00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:24,993
I'm just following orders, Will.
454
00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:26,228
I'm doing what I was told.
455
00:20:26,229 --> 00:20:28,831
And I found myself
a brand-new cheerio.
456
00:20:28,832 --> 00:20:31,466
You're up to something.
457
00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:34,403
I don't like this, Sue!
458
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,975
(bell ringing)
I'm just saying,
she has a point.
459
00:20:39,976 --> 00:20:41,743
You are kind
of an idiot.
460
00:20:41,744 --> 00:20:43,045
Nice support, dude.
461
00:20:43,046 --> 00:20:44,513
Whatever happened
to bros before hos?
462
00:20:44,514 --> 00:20:46,148
You've got a baby
on the way, bro.
463
00:20:46,149 --> 00:20:47,683
And you haven't done spit
to take care of it.
464
00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:49,284
Like you'd do
any different?
465
00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:50,652
- Damn straight.
- How?
466
00:20:50,653 --> 00:20:51,920
Nobody's hiring.
467
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:54,489
Sell your XBox,
rob a bank,
468
00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:56,925
go all Robin Hood on this joint,
whatever it takes.
469
00:20:58,161 --> 00:21:00,028
(wheelchairs clanging)
All I ever hear is you
470
00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:02,197
whining and crying
about how hard this is on you.
471
00:21:02,198 --> 00:21:03,298
What about her?
472
00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:04,933
Dude, you are so out of line!
473
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:06,368
You don't know
what I'm dealing with!
474
00:21:06,369 --> 00:21:08,337
All I know is that you're a punk
475
00:21:08,338 --> 00:21:10,038
who doesn't deserve to have
Quinn as his girlfriend.
476
00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:11,607
You're a punk!
477
00:21:15,845 --> 00:21:18,947
(grunting, groaning)
478
00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:23,852
WILL:
Hey, hey, break it up!
479
00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:25,153
Break it up!
480
00:21:25,154 --> 00:21:26,688
Come on!
481
00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:27,789
- Hey!
- He started it.
482
00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:29,124
I don't care!
483
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:29,925
Now...
484
00:21:29,926 --> 00:21:31,026
(sighing)
485
00:21:31,027 --> 00:21:33,662
You-you guys are best friends.
486
00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:36,298
What the hell is going on?
487
00:21:36,299 --> 00:21:39,268
I'm just really stressed
about the bake sale.
488
00:21:39,269 --> 00:21:41,603
I really like Artie, okay?
489
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:45,941
You okay?
490
00:21:50,496 --> 00:21:53,198
The key to a double turn
is to just go for it.
491
00:21:53,199 --> 00:21:55,600
You push with the
right wheel and pull
as hard as you can
492
00:21:55,601 --> 00:21:57,969
with the left, and find a spot
on the wall to spot you,
493
00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,004
so you don't get dizzy.
494
00:22:05,478 --> 00:22:07,846
WILL:
Okay, guys,
take five, all right?
495
00:22:07,847 --> 00:22:10,515
Oh, remember to show up early
on Thursday.
496
00:22:10,516 --> 00:22:11,983
It's Rachel versus Kurt
497
00:22:11,984 --> 00:22:13,518
for the big solo.
498
00:22:17,056 --> 00:22:18,290
Careful.
499
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,959
ARTIE:
Respect the chair.
500
00:22:25,365 --> 00:22:26,965
I really admire you, Artie.
501
00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:30,535
I had no idea
how difficult this was.
502
00:22:30,536 --> 00:22:32,204
It's just like you
with your stutter.
503
00:22:32,205 --> 00:22:34,940
You don't really notice
it after awhile.
504
00:22:36,509 --> 00:22:39,211
Ho-ho-how did it happen?
505
00:22:39,212 --> 00:22:41,213
You don't talk about it.
506
00:22:41,214 --> 00:22:44,548
My mom and I got in
a really bad car accident
507
00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:46,016
when I was eight.
508
00:22:46,017 --> 00:22:49,653
And she was fine, but I've been
in the chair ever since.
509
00:22:49,654 --> 00:22:52,790
But I want to be very clear --
510
00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:55,292
I still have the use
of my penis.
511
00:23:16,481 --> 00:23:22,119
(singing ascending high notes)
512
00:23:24,022 --> 00:23:27,057
(phone ringing)
Excuse me a second.
513
00:23:27,058 --> 00:23:28,426
(singing continues)
514
00:23:28,427 --> 00:23:32,196
(singing higher notes)
515
00:23:32,197 --> 00:23:34,198
(phone ringing)
516
00:23:34,199 --> 00:23:36,200
(singing continues)
517
00:23:37,469 --> 00:23:39,937
(singing higher notes)
518
00:23:39,938 --> 00:23:41,372
Hummel Tire and Lube.
519
00:23:41,373 --> 00:23:43,140
Yeah. Who is this?
520
00:23:43,141 --> 00:23:45,676
(singing high note)
521
00:23:45,677 --> 00:23:47,278
MAN:
Your son's a fag.
522
00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:49,246
(dial tone)
523
00:23:51,149 --> 00:23:52,616
(phone beeps off)
524
00:23:55,153 --> 00:23:57,221
KURT:
Hey, Dad.
525
00:23:57,222 --> 00:23:59,156
What the hell is wrong
with this machine?
526
00:23:59,157 --> 00:24:00,925
I hit it, the high "f."
527
00:24:00,926 --> 00:24:02,993
The magical note I need
for "Defying Gravity."
528
00:24:02,994 --> 00:24:03,994
I hit it.
529
00:24:03,995 --> 00:24:05,262
It means I'm going to win.
530
00:24:05,263 --> 00:24:06,430
That's great.
Good for you.
531
00:24:06,431 --> 00:24:08,132
Just how long till
the damn coffee's ready?
532
00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:09,433
What's going on?
533
00:24:10,669 --> 00:24:12,570
I got a phone call this morning.
534
00:24:12,571 --> 00:24:15,139
The anonymous kind.
535
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:17,808
It was some dude telling me
my son was a fag.
536
00:24:17,809 --> 00:24:19,410
Oh.
537
00:24:19,411 --> 00:24:20,845
Well, that's not a big deal.
538
00:24:20,846 --> 00:24:22,379
I get that all the time.
539
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:24,315
Yeah, but I don't.
540
00:24:24,316 --> 00:24:25,883
Now look, Kurt, I...
541
00:24:25,884 --> 00:24:28,519
I try to do right by you --
you know, open some doors.
542
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,387
What father wouldn't do
that for his kid?
543
00:24:30,388 --> 00:24:32,056
And I know
it's good for you
544
00:24:32,057 --> 00:24:35,226
to be out there with all this
Glee Club stuff.
545
00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:39,129
I just... I don't want you
to get hurt.
546
00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:43,133
So you don't want me to audition
for the solo?
547
00:24:43,134 --> 00:24:44,768
No, no, let me be clear,
all right?
548
00:24:44,769 --> 00:24:46,937
No one pushes
the Hummels around.
549
00:24:46,938 --> 00:24:48,706
Especially cowards on the phone.
550
00:24:52,944 --> 00:24:56,313
Sometimes I just... I wish your
mom was still around, you know?
551
00:24:56,314 --> 00:24:58,849
She was better
552
00:24:58,850 --> 00:25:03,287
at handling this kind of thing,
you know, handling me.
553
00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:07,758
Well, congrats on, uh...
554
00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:10,561
You know, the cool "a"
or the high "c"
555
00:25:10,562 --> 00:25:11,662
- or whatever.
- High "f."
556
00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,163
Yeah.
557
00:25:21,273 --> 00:25:24,041
There's your problem.
You just had a bad push rim.
558
00:25:24,042 --> 00:25:26,110
Good as new.
559
00:25:26,111 --> 00:25:27,978
Thanks, Finn.
560
00:25:27,979 --> 00:25:30,080
You're the only one
who's willing to help me.
561
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:34,118
I'm really nervous about
the diva-off tomorrow.
562
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,252
Don't be.
563
00:25:35,253 --> 00:25:37,555
I don't want to win
out of charity.
564
00:25:37,556 --> 00:25:40,424
I want to win the solo
because it's right for the club.
565
00:25:40,425 --> 00:25:42,192
I really think that the
judges at Sectionals
566
00:25:42,193 --> 00:25:43,827
will find a female version
of "Defying Gravity"
567
00:25:43,828 --> 00:25:45,829
much more accessible.
568
00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:50,200
But I don't think
that's going to happen.
569
00:25:50,201 --> 00:25:52,736
People just don't like me.
570
00:25:52,737 --> 00:25:55,573
Yeah, you might want
to work on that.
571
00:25:57,075 --> 00:25:59,743
But I like you.
572
00:26:01,413 --> 00:26:02,446
We need to talk.
573
00:26:02,447 --> 00:26:04,281
I'll get out of your way.
574
00:26:04,282 --> 00:26:05,683
No, you stay.
I need a witness.
575
00:26:05,684 --> 00:26:07,051
Do you know
what this is?
576
00:26:07,052 --> 00:26:08,519
Oh, it's just a
past due notice.
577
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,020
My mom gets them
all the time.
578
00:26:10,021 --> 00:26:12,623
Right, but if this sonogram
bill doesn't get paid,
579
00:26:12,624 --> 00:26:14,892
It's not your phone
that's going to get cut off.
580
00:26:14,893 --> 00:26:16,727
You will get cut off.
581
00:26:16,728 --> 00:26:18,562
You need to help me
with this, Finn.
582
00:26:18,563 --> 00:26:21,332
Or else we're going to go
our separate ways.
583
00:26:24,970 --> 00:26:27,037
I'm screwed.
584
00:26:27,038 --> 00:26:29,807
Not necessarily.
585
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,014
I know, I know, I know, I know.
586
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,883
Hey. Hey, guys.
Hey, guys, this is amazing.
587
00:26:41,884 --> 00:26:43,184
SANTANA:
Hi.
588
00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,553
Puck found his Nana
Connie's old recipe.
589
00:26:45,554 --> 00:26:47,188
They're addictive.
Do you want one?
590
00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,523
No, no, thanks.
591
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,491
Don't want to take one away
from a paying customer.
592
00:26:50,492 --> 00:26:52,327
Yeah, no, sure.
593
00:26:52,328 --> 00:26:53,328
Hey, nice work, buddy.
594
00:26:53,329 --> 00:26:56,331
These are so good.
595
00:26:56,332 --> 00:26:58,599
PUCK:
This isn't Nana Connie's
old recipe.
596
00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:59,501
She couldn't cook at all.
597
00:27:00,002 --> 00:27:02,637
She was a diabetic, so the only
sweets she had in her house
598
00:27:02,638 --> 00:27:04,005
was dried fruit.
599
00:27:04,006 --> 00:27:06,074
I knew I had to do something
600
00:27:06,075 --> 00:27:07,909
to help Quinn out
with our baby.
601
00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:09,978
I don't know what kind
of stuff you need
602
00:27:09,979 --> 00:27:11,613
for a baby that's still
in your stomach--
603
00:27:11,614 --> 00:27:13,348
bottles, diapers,
that kind of thing, I guess.
604
00:27:13,349 --> 00:27:18,520
But my baby mama
was going to get it all.
605
00:27:18,521 --> 00:27:20,188
To make sure that happened,
606
00:27:20,189 --> 00:27:22,891
I used the two things
I know the most about--
607
00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:24,759
lying and crime.
608
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,028
Is there a lot
of pain, Noah?
609
00:27:27,029 --> 00:27:30,065
(sobbing):
The doctor said the shark
fractured my spinal cord.
610
00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:32,434
This is why I don't go
to the aquarium.
611
00:27:32,435 --> 00:27:35,070
I'm going to give you
as much as you want,
612
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:37,472
20 cents on the dollar.
613
00:27:37,473 --> 00:27:40,175
PUCK:
I don't put in enough
to get you hallucinating,
614
00:27:40,176 --> 00:27:42,677
just enough to give you
a wicked case of the munchies.
615
00:27:42,678 --> 00:27:45,514
That's why they keep
coming back for more.
616
00:27:45,515 --> 00:27:49,551
See, I told you
I'd make a great dad.
617
00:27:49,552 --> 00:27:51,553
SUE:
Faster.
618
00:27:51,554 --> 00:27:52,921
Harder.
619
00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:55,757
Those better be
620
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:57,659
tears of joy, Becky.
621
00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:00,228
Faster!
Harder!
622
00:28:00,229 --> 00:28:01,496
Okay, stop.
623
00:28:01,497 --> 00:28:03,932
Becky, this is terrible.
624
00:28:05,234 --> 00:28:06,368
I tried, coach.
625
00:28:06,369 --> 00:28:07,936
This is really hard.
626
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,170
You think this is hard?
627
00:28:09,171 --> 00:28:10,539
Try auditioning
for Baywatch
628
00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:12,674
and being told that they're
going in another direction.
629
00:28:12,675 --> 00:28:14,142
That was hard.
630
00:28:14,143 --> 00:28:15,176
Hit the showers.
631
00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:16,811
Thanks, coach.
632
00:28:16,812 --> 00:28:18,213
(giggles)
633
00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:26,955
Hi.
634
00:28:31,060 --> 00:28:32,694
Sue, you are unbelievable.
635
00:28:32,695 --> 00:28:34,930
And you are
a terrible spy.
636
00:28:34,931 --> 00:28:37,332
You might try breathing
through your nose sometime.
637
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,533
If you were a sniper,
638
00:28:38,534 --> 00:28:40,201
I would have already
radioed in your coordinates.
639
00:28:40,202 --> 00:28:41,603
Just like in the Falklands.
640
00:28:41,604 --> 00:28:43,204
I'm not going to let
you bully that girl, Sue.
641
00:28:43,205 --> 00:28:44,806
Oh, I bully
everybody, Will.
642
00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,174
It's the way I roll.
643
00:28:46,175 --> 00:28:47,208
Yeah, but this
is different.
644
00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:48,777
She's not like
everybody else.
645
00:28:48,778 --> 00:28:51,046
I want you to listen
to what you just said, William.
646
00:28:51,047 --> 00:28:52,647
You're asking me to treat
this girl differently
647
00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:53,648
because she has a disability.
648
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:54,950
When, actually,
it seems to me,
649
00:28:54,951 --> 00:28:56,851
she just wants to be treated
like everybody else.
650
00:28:56,852 --> 00:28:57,986
Why are you doing this?
651
00:28:57,987 --> 00:28:59,688
Because I know you.
652
00:28:59,689 --> 00:29:00,956
And you're up to something.
653
00:29:00,957 --> 00:29:04,392
You don't know
the first thing about me.
654
00:29:14,637 --> 00:29:17,038
Good luck.
655
00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:19,341
(quietly):
I'm rooting for you.
656
00:29:22,645 --> 00:29:26,615
All right,
welcome to the Glee Club's
657
00:29:26,616 --> 00:29:28,550
First official diva-off.
658
00:29:28,551 --> 00:29:30,185
(cheering)
659
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,187
Let's get this party started.
660
00:29:36,892 --> 00:29:39,694
(piano playing "Defying Gravity"
intro)
661
00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:46,801
♪ Something has changed
within me ♪
662
00:29:46,802 --> 00:29:49,537
♪ Something is not the same ♪
663
00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:53,575
♪ I'm through with playing
by the rules ♪
664
00:29:53,576 --> 00:29:56,111
♪ Of someone else's game ♪
665
00:29:56,112 --> 00:29:59,314
♪ Too late for second-guessing ♪
666
00:29:59,315 --> 00:30:02,217
♪ Too late
to go back to sleep ♪
667
00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:05,654
♪ It's time to trust
my instincts ♪
668
00:30:05,655 --> 00:30:09,057
♪ Close my eyes and leap... ♪
669
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:15,196
♪ It's time to try
defying gravity ♪
670
00:30:15,197 --> 00:30:21,670
♪ I think I'll try
defying gravity... ♪
671
00:30:21,671 --> 00:30:27,275
♪ Kiss me good-bye,
I'm defying gravity ♪
672
00:30:27,276 --> 00:30:30,879
♪ And you won't bring me down ♪
673
00:30:35,451 --> 00:30:38,753
♪ I'm through accepting limits ♪
674
00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:42,757
♪ 'Cause someone says
they're so... ♪
675
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,426
♪ Some things I cannot change ♪
676
00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:48,063
♪ But till I try
I'll never know... ♪
677
00:30:48,064 --> 00:30:51,066
♪ Too long
I've been afraid of ♪
678
00:30:51,067 --> 00:30:54,436
♪ Losing love
I guess I'd lost... ♪
679
00:30:54,437 --> 00:31:00,842
♪ Well, if that's love, it comes
at much too high a cost... ♪
680
00:31:00,843 --> 00:31:06,915
♪ I'd sooner buy
defying gravity... ♪
681
00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:13,354
♪ Kiss me good-bye,
I'm defying gravity... ♪
682
00:31:13,355 --> 00:31:19,327
♪ I think I'll try
defying gravity ♪
683
00:31:19,328 --> 00:31:23,164
♪ And you won't bring me down ♪
684
00:31:23,165 --> 00:31:29,304
♪ I'd sooner buy
defying gravity... ♪
685
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:35,477
♪ Kiss me good-bye,
I'm defying gravity... ♪
686
00:31:35,478 --> 00:31:41,816
♪ I think I'll try
defying gravity ♪
687
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:45,754
(voice cracking):
* And you won't
bring me down... *
688
00:31:45,755 --> 00:31:49,224
(singing perfectly):
* Bring me down *
689
00:31:49,225 --> 00:31:51,926
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
690
00:31:51,927 --> 00:31:54,896
♪ Oh. ♪
691
00:31:54,897 --> 00:31:56,498
(music stops)
692
00:31:59,101 --> 00:32:02,570
(applause)
693
00:32:02,571 --> 00:32:03,805
WILLIAM:
Good job, Kurt.
Good job.
694
00:32:04,874 --> 00:32:06,908
(bell ringing)
695
00:32:09,445 --> 00:32:11,446
Hey, wait up.
696
00:32:11,447 --> 00:32:13,581
I cracked open
the piggy bank.
697
00:32:13,582 --> 00:32:14,749
It's for you.
698
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:15,917
Well, it's for it.
699
00:32:15,918 --> 00:32:18,186
It is a she.
700
00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:21,022
Cool.
701
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,457
I told you I wasn't a deadbeat.
702
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:25,460
Look, Puck, this is
really sweet, but...
703
00:32:25,461 --> 00:32:28,496
I can get more.
704
00:32:28,497 --> 00:32:31,399
People call me
a screw-up because...
705
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,870
I think school's for suckers,
but I got ambition.
706
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,272
I can get us a house.
707
00:32:37,273 --> 00:32:38,439
Some stuff.
708
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,375
Furniture.
709
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:41,643
We could be a family.
710
00:32:43,245 --> 00:32:45,780
Finn is your best friend.
711
00:32:45,781 --> 00:32:47,282
He'd be pissed for a while.
712
00:32:47,283 --> 00:32:49,150
But then he'd realize he doesn't
have to deal with all this.
713
00:32:49,151 --> 00:32:50,418
He'd bake me a damn cake.
714
00:32:52,288 --> 00:32:54,556
You stole from
the cupcake fund.
715
00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:55,757
No, I didn't.
716
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,494
Fine, I did.
717
00:32:59,495 --> 00:33:00,662
I made all those cupcakes.
718
00:33:01,797 --> 00:33:03,064
I'm all about
being a team player,
719
00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,899
but my family comes first.
720
00:33:06,335 --> 00:33:07,635
I get it.
721
00:33:07,636 --> 00:33:11,206
And I'm sorry.
722
00:33:11,207 --> 00:33:13,875
I should have never
called you a lima loser.
723
00:33:13,876 --> 00:33:15,643
You're not.
724
00:33:15,644 --> 00:33:20,381
You're special
and a romantic
725
00:33:20,382 --> 00:33:22,350
and a good enough person
726
00:33:22,351 --> 00:33:25,220
to realize that we are
not going to take money
727
00:33:25,221 --> 00:33:26,688
from a friend in
a wheelchair.
728
00:33:28,123 --> 00:33:29,858
Hey.
729
00:33:33,562 --> 00:33:35,496
Here.
730
00:33:35,497 --> 00:33:36,931
What's this?
731
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,600
I got a job.
732
00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:41,169
Excuse me.
733
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:42,837
- Are you the manager?
- Yes.
734
00:33:42,838 --> 00:33:44,439
You need to hire my friend Finn.
735
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,141
He is clearly handi-capable
and refusing to hire him
736
00:33:47,142 --> 00:33:48,676
could be seen as
discrimination.
737
00:33:48,677 --> 00:33:51,279
My dads are gay and unless
you want the full force
738
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,481
of the American Civil Liberties
Union coming down on you,
739
00:33:53,482 --> 00:33:55,250
I'd work something out.
740
00:33:56,652 --> 00:33:58,086
I'm going to need
to stay in my wheelchair
741
00:33:58,087 --> 00:33:59,153
as long as I'm working there,
742
00:33:59,154 --> 00:34:01,656
but screw it, it's worth it.
743
00:34:02,825 --> 00:34:04,058
Can I give you a lift
to rehearsal?
744
00:34:14,169 --> 00:34:16,004
(bell ringing)
745
00:34:17,005 --> 00:34:20,005
$1200. That's enough for the show bus
746
00:34:20,034 --> 00:34:22,302
and two cases of natty light
for the ride home.
747
00:34:22,303 --> 00:34:23,337
Oh, dream on, buddy.
748
00:34:23,338 --> 00:34:25,339
(cheers and applause)
749
00:34:27,642 --> 00:34:29,776
I'm very proud of you guys.
750
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,448
Artie...
751
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:36,450
Why don't you bring this
to Principal Figgins yourself?
752
00:34:36,451 --> 00:34:38,151
(light cheers)
753
00:34:38,152 --> 00:34:40,253
- All right, Artie!
- Artie!
754
00:34:42,390 --> 00:34:43,991
What's wrong, dude?
755
00:34:43,992 --> 00:34:46,493
I really appreciate
what you guys did for me,
756
00:34:46,494 --> 00:34:49,162
but I'm not the only kid
in a wheelchair at this school.
757
00:34:49,163 --> 00:34:53,567
And I'm sure there will be
others after I graduate.
758
00:34:53,568 --> 00:34:55,502
and I know how important it is
for all of us to go
759
00:34:55,503 --> 00:34:57,304
to Sectionals together,
760
00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:59,840
but I think I'd rather
just get a ride from my dad
761
00:34:59,841 --> 00:35:03,377
and use this for a handicapped
ramp in the auditorium.
762
00:35:04,846 --> 00:35:06,713
Any objections?
763
00:35:06,714 --> 00:35:09,650
Well, sure beats having
to carry him in every day.
764
00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:11,652
(chuckling)
765
00:35:14,722 --> 00:35:17,090
You think she has a brain tumor?
766
00:35:17,091 --> 00:35:18,525
That can cause erratic behavior.
767
00:35:18,526 --> 00:35:21,461
All I know is that
she walked in unannounced
768
00:35:21,462 --> 00:35:25,565
and she wrote me a check for
three new handicapped ramps.
769
00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:27,367
I just don't get it.
770
00:35:27,368 --> 00:35:30,337
I mean, first putting Becky
in cheerios, now this.
771
00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:31,872
What is her angle?
772
00:35:31,873 --> 00:35:33,340
Why ask why?
773
00:35:33,341 --> 00:35:36,176
Just enjoy the fact that you're
getting your bus after all.
774
00:35:41,282 --> 00:35:42,749
- How's she doing?
- Great.
775
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,651
She asks about you.
776
00:35:44,652 --> 00:35:46,420
She's been watching you on TV.
777
00:35:46,421 --> 00:35:48,588
I need to get
here more often.
778
00:35:48,589 --> 00:35:50,557
Oh, you get here plenty.
779
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:53,427
Jean?
780
00:35:53,428 --> 00:35:55,128
Your little sister's here
to see you.
781
00:35:55,129 --> 00:35:57,030
- Hey, Sue!
- Hi. Hi, honey!
782
00:35:57,031 --> 00:35:58,732
My sister is famous.
783
00:35:58,733 --> 00:36:00,000
You got that right.
784
00:36:00,001 --> 00:36:02,002
I got something for you.
785
00:36:02,003 --> 00:36:04,404
What's this?
786
00:36:04,405 --> 00:36:06,807
Wow! A pom-pom!
Thank you.
787
00:36:06,808 --> 00:36:07,874
That's for you.
788
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,276
What do you feel like
doing today?
789
00:36:09,277 --> 00:36:10,877
Can we read today?
790
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:11,912
Look what I have!
791
00:36:11,913 --> 00:36:13,313
Little Red Riding Hood!
792
00:36:13,314 --> 00:36:15,148
Right. Your favorite book.
793
00:36:15,149 --> 00:36:16,650
Want to start
at the beginning?
794
00:36:16,651 --> 00:36:18,418
- Yes.
- All right.
795
00:36:18,419 --> 00:36:19,619
You ready?
796
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:22,055
Ready.
797
00:36:26,027 --> 00:36:27,527
(chuckles)
798
00:36:30,031 --> 00:36:33,567
"Once upon a time,
799
00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:37,037
"there was a little girl
who lived in the forest.
800
00:36:37,038 --> 00:36:40,307
"Whenever she went out,
the little girl
801
00:36:40,308 --> 00:36:42,442
"wore a red riding cloak,
802
00:36:42,443 --> 00:36:44,010
"so everyone in the village
803
00:36:44,011 --> 00:36:47,214
called her
little Red Riding Hood."
804
00:36:47,215 --> 00:36:50,083
- Right?
- Right.
805
00:36:50,084 --> 00:36:51,351
(Tina and Artie laughing)
806
00:36:51,352 --> 00:36:52,986
Oh, no!
807
00:36:52,987 --> 00:36:54,488
Oh, you're so
much faster!
808
00:36:54,489 --> 00:36:56,556
You can't keep up?
809
00:36:56,557 --> 00:36:59,526
I can't. This
is so hard. No.
810
00:36:59,527 --> 00:37:01,795
(groans)
No f-f-fair!
811
00:37:01,796 --> 00:37:03,130
You have eight
years of practice!
812
00:37:03,131 --> 00:37:06,233
Excelling at wheelchair races
is about my only advantage.
813
00:37:06,234 --> 00:37:07,601
It's like your stutter.
814
00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:11,338
It's mostly
just a big hassle.
815
00:37:11,339 --> 00:37:15,442
This has been a really fun date.
816
00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:18,211
But I want to get
out of this chair.
817
00:37:18,212 --> 00:37:19,679
Why?
818
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:23,683
So I can do this.
819
00:37:36,864 --> 00:37:38,298
I have to tell you something.
820
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,569
I've been faking it.
821
00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:44,404
Faking what?
822
00:37:44,405 --> 00:37:45,339
I don't have a stutter.
823
00:37:46,658 --> 00:37:49,427
I pretended to have
one in sixth grade
824
00:37:49,428 --> 00:37:51,529
because I didn't
want to give a speech
825
00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:54,231
on the Missouri Compromise.
826
00:37:54,232 --> 00:37:56,467
I was really shy,
827
00:37:56,468 --> 00:37:59,070
and it made people
think I was weird,
828
00:37:59,071 --> 00:38:01,005
so they left me alone.
829
00:38:01,006 --> 00:38:05,042
And it wasn't until I joined
Glee Club that I realized
830
00:38:05,043 --> 00:38:08,579
how much I was missing.
831
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:10,114
And I don't want to push
people away anymore.
832
00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:13,718
You understand what
that's like, don't you?
833
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,487
No, I don't.
834
00:38:17,889 --> 00:38:19,724
I would never try
to push people away
835
00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:21,826
'Cause being in a chair
kind of does that for you.
836
00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:25,997
I thought we had something
really important in common.
837
00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:33,037
Wait, Artie. I'm sorry.
838
00:38:33,038 --> 00:38:34,739
I am, too.
839
00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:36,707
I'm sorry now
you get to be normal
840
00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:39,844
and I'm going to be stuck in
this chair the rest of my life.
841
00:38:39,845 --> 00:38:41,879
And that's not something
I can fake.
842
00:38:48,153 --> 00:38:49,453
(drill whirrs loudly)
843
00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:50,621
Hey, Dad.
844
00:38:50,622 --> 00:38:52,056
What are you doing?
845
00:38:52,057 --> 00:38:53,657
I'm making biscuits. What
does it look like I'm doing?
846
00:38:53,658 --> 00:38:54,825
How did the tryout go?
847
00:38:55,827 --> 00:38:58,295
They gave the part
to Rachel.
848
00:38:58,296 --> 00:38:59,897
I knew they were
going to rig it.
849
00:38:59,898 --> 00:39:02,967
I'm going down to that school
and I'm talking to Schuester.
850
00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:05,069
I blew the note.
851
00:39:06,104 --> 00:39:07,905
I wanted to lose.
852
00:39:07,906 --> 00:39:09,940
Kurt, I stuck my neck
out for you,
853
00:39:09,941 --> 00:39:11,876
and you go
and you throw the game?
854
00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:20,918
Dad, I've known who I
was since I was five.
855
00:39:20,919 --> 00:39:23,020
I adapted.
856
00:39:23,021 --> 00:39:24,588
Being different
made me stronger.
857
00:39:24,589 --> 00:39:26,457
And at the end of the day,
858
00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:30,261
it's what's going to get me
out of this cow town.
859
00:39:30,262 --> 00:39:31,695
You never had to do that.
860
00:39:31,696 --> 00:39:33,864
I can handle myself just fine.
861
00:39:33,865 --> 00:39:35,633
No, you can't.
862
00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:37,301
Not about this.
863
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:41,305
That phone call yesterday
was just the beginning.
864
00:39:41,306 --> 00:39:43,741
Especially if I get up
in front of a thousand people
865
00:39:43,742 --> 00:39:45,076
to sing a girl's song.
866
00:39:46,545 --> 00:39:51,315
When I saw you
right after you got the call,
867
00:39:51,316 --> 00:39:53,984
and you were so hurt
868
00:39:53,985 --> 00:39:55,953
and so upset...
869
00:40:00,392 --> 00:40:02,093
...it just killed me.
870
00:40:03,995 --> 00:40:06,163
I'm not saying I'm going
to hide in the closet.
871
00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:12,303
I'm-I'm proud of who I am.
872
00:40:12,304 --> 00:40:16,974
I'm just saying that I love you
more than I love being a star.
873
00:40:18,810 --> 00:40:21,445
You are your mother.
874
00:40:21,446 --> 00:40:26,016
You know,
she was always the strong one.
875
00:40:26,017 --> 00:40:27,218
Look, uh,
876
00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:30,821
you want to help me put
a 195 on this bad boy, huh?
877
00:40:30,822 --> 00:40:33,124
Let me change
into my coveralls.
878
00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:35,126
This sweater's an
Alexander McQueen.
879
00:40:38,964 --> 00:40:41,265
("Proud Mary" begins playing)
880
00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:43,100
* Rollin' *
881
00:40:43,101 --> 00:40:45,669
* Rollin' *
882
00:40:45,670 --> 00:40:48,005
* Rollin' on the river *
883
00:40:48,006 --> 00:40:50,407
This one's for you, Artie!
884
00:40:50,408 --> 00:40:54,745
♪ Left a good job in the city ♪
♪ Down in the city ♪
885
00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:57,882
BOTH:
* Working for the man
every night and day *
886
00:40:57,883 --> 00:41:00,751
♪ And I never lost ♪
887
00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:03,354
♪ One minute of sleeping ♪
888
00:41:03,355 --> 00:41:07,358
♪ I was worrying about the way
that things might have been ♪
889
00:41:07,359 --> 00:41:11,061
♪ Big wheel keep on turning ♪
890
00:41:11,062 --> 00:41:16,567
♪ Ooh, the proud Mary
keep on burning ♪
891
00:41:16,568 --> 00:41:18,969
* And we're rolling *
* Rollin' *
892
00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:20,938
* Rollin', yeah *
* Rollin' *
893
00:41:20,939 --> 00:41:23,307
♪ Rollin' on the river ♪
894
00:41:23,308 --> 00:41:28,245
* Rollin'
on the river *
895
00:41:28,246 --> 00:41:30,114
(tempo quickens)
896
00:41:33,451 --> 00:41:36,086
♪ So I left a good job
in the city ♪
897
00:41:36,087 --> 00:41:39,089
♪ Working for the man
every night and day ♪
898
00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:41,725
♪ And I never lost
one minute of sleeping ♪
899
00:41:41,726 --> 00:41:44,328
♪ Worried about the way things
might have been ♪
900
00:41:44,329 --> 00:41:46,297
♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' ♪
901
00:41:46,298 --> 00:41:47,798
* Turnin' *
902
00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:49,400
♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ♪
903
00:41:49,401 --> 00:41:50,568
* Burnin' *
* Rollin' *
904
00:41:50,569 --> 00:41:51,902
* Rollin' *
* Rollin' *
905
00:41:51,903 --> 00:41:54,238
* Yeah *
* Rollin' on the river *
906
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,806
♪ Rollin'
on the river ♪
907
00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:56,874
* Rollin' *
* Rollin' *
908
00:41:56,875 --> 00:41:58,409
* Rollin' *
* Yeah *
909
00:41:58,410 --> 00:42:00,744
* Rollin' on the river *
910
00:42:00,745 --> 00:42:02,246
♪ Da, do-do-do ♪
911
00:42:02,247 --> 00:42:03,647
♪ Da, do-do-do ♪
912
00:42:03,648 --> 00:42:05,149
♪ Da, do-do-do ♪
913
00:42:05,150 --> 00:42:06,417
♪ Ba-da, da-ba, yeah ♪
914
00:42:06,418 --> 00:42:08,252
♪ Ba-da, da-ba, yeah ♪
915
00:42:08,253 --> 00:42:10,588
♪ Ba-da, da-ba, ba,
ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
916
00:42:10,589 --> 00:42:11,889
♪ Yeah ♪
917
00:42:16,094 --> 00:42:18,862
♪ If you come down
to the river ♪
918
00:42:18,863 --> 00:42:20,998
♪ Bet you gonna find
some people who live ♪
919
00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:24,268
♪ You don't have to worry
if you have no money ♪
920
00:42:24,269 --> 00:42:26,937
♪ People on the river
are happy to give ♪
921
00:42:26,938 --> 00:42:29,673
* Big wheel keep on turnin' *
* Yeah *
922
00:42:29,674 --> 00:42:32,109
* Proud Mary keep on burnin' *
* Burnin' *
923
00:42:32,110 --> 00:42:34,011
* Rollin' *
* Rollin' *
* Rollin' *
924
00:42:34,012 --> 00:42:36,347
* Rollin' *
* Rollin' on the river *
925
00:42:36,348 --> 00:42:38,048
♪ Rollin' on the river ♪
926
00:42:38,049 --> 00:42:39,350
* Rollin' *
* Rollin' *
927
00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:41,051
* Rollin' *
* Yeah *
928
00:42:41,052 --> 00:42:42,186
* Rollin' on the river *
929
00:42:42,187 --> 00:42:43,454
♪ Rollin'
on the river ♪
930
00:42:43,455 --> 00:42:45,789
♪ Ba-da, da-ba, yeah,
ba-da, da-ba, yeah ♪
931
00:42:45,790 --> 00:42:49,960
♪ Ba-da, da-ba, ba,
ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
932
00:42:49,961 --> 00:42:55,599
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
933
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,334
(music stops, whooping)
934
00:42:59,904 --> 00:43:01,472
(chattering happily)
935
00:43:01,473 --> 00:43:05,342
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