1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:04,400 Here's whatyou missed last week, Quinn's pregnant, 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,871 - You're off the Cheerios. - And every.one thinks that Finn's the father, 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,238 Though really, it's Puck, But Quinn thinks he's a Lima loser,,, 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,903 - and doesn't want anyhing to do with him, - What's up, MI LF? 5 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:15,539 Also, Kurt told every.body he's gay, including his dad, who was actually cool about it, 6 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,412 - Thanks for tel I i ng me, Kurt. - And that's whatyou missed on- 7 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,475 ♪ Glee ♪ 8 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,421 [ Whistle Blows ] 9 00:00:24,657 --> 00:00:26,454 [ Whistle Blows ] 10 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,928 [ Girl] Five, six, seven! 11 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,024 Five, six, seven! 12 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:39,970 Five, six, seven! One, two, three, four! 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,031 Five, six, seven! 14 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,334 Five, six, seven, eight! 15 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,479 You shouldn't do this to yourself. 16 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,541 Do what? 17 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,345 I know how much it hurts to be off the team. 18 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:58,516 You're just torturing yourselfwatching. 19 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:02,288 I need a good distraction. 20 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,626 - From what? - [ Sighs ] 21 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:17,933 - $685? - That's how much a sonogram costs. 22 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,945 This is just the beginning. 23 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,413 There's gonna be more doctors' visits... 24 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:25,383 vitamins, new clothes forwhen I explode. 25 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,613 [ Sighs ] What are we gonna do? 26 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,450 What are you gonna do? 27 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:32,923 Well, I'm looking for a job. I mean, no one's hiring. 28 00:01:32,992 --> 00:01:36,655 I almost got in at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy. 29 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:40,631 Somewhere in that pea brain ofyours... 30 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,634 is a man. 31 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:47,366 Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a babywith. 32 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,374 I will. 33 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:53,503 I'll-I'll find a job. You can count on me, I swear. 34 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,515 - Where-Where areyou goin'? - You were right. 35 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:59,575 - [Whistle Continues Blowing] - This does hurt too much. 36 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,325 My blog has lit up with comments suggesting... 37 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:09,327 you don't have a shot at nationals since you lost Quinn Fabray. 38 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,829 No, the Cheerios are stronger than ever. 39 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,560 We're gonna take nationals with this routine. 40 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:23,364 Mediocre! Hit the showers! 41 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,537 - [ Chattering] - [School Bell Rings ] 44 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,882 Well,Jacob, this is Ohio, and in order to win... 45 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,718 my Cheerios need to appeal to that panel ofjudges. 46 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:40,725 So ifl have a pregnant girl doing a handspring into a double layout... 47 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:43,819 the judges aren't going to be admiring her impeccable form. 48 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,627 They're going to be wondering ifthe centrifugal force... 49 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,792 is going to make the baby's head start crowning. 50 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:51,632 Oh, and by the way, all this- offthe record. 51 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:53,638 Probably should've told you that earlier. 52 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,697 - This isn't fair. - Is it fair that... 53 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:59,233 I have to stop providing the baseball team with protective cups? 54 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:02,543 I only get a certain amount of dollars a year to spend, William. 55 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:05,209 - Yeah, but Artie- - He's used to overcoming challenges. 56 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,118 He'll just have to find his own ride to sectionals. 57 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:12,284 That "handicapable" bus costs $600 a week to rent. 58 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,656 - We can't afford it. - But there's enough money in the budget... 59 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:17,628 to fly the Cheerios all over the country for their competitions? 60 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,758 Sue Sylvester has boosters that write fat checks. 61 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:24,769 None ofher travel expenses come out ofthe school budget. 62 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,533 Look. When I was in the Glee Club... 63 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,906 the best part ofthe competitions was the bus ride to the event. 64 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,309 It was about camaraderie and supporting each other. 65 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,142 You think I feel good about this? 66 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,309 Well, my students won't stand for it. 67 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,319 That's very moving, but my hands are tied, Schue. 68 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:45,756 Ifyou want that bus, you're gonna have to find a way to pay for ityourself. 69 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,285 [ Sighs ] 70 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:55,323 [School Bell Rings ] 71 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,504 - What about Target? - Tried. Not hiring. 72 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,940 Another doctor bill came to my parents' house last night, Finn. 73 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,945 We're lucky that I'm clever and intercepted it. 74 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,140 But we have to start paying these doctors' bills... 75 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:11,615 or they're gonna go to a collection agency. 76 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:15,450 And then my parents are gonna find out that I'm with child-your child. 77 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,718 Allright, guys, We're doin'a newnumberforsectionals, 78 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:22,192 I know that pop songs have sort ofbeen oursignature pieces, 79 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,526 But I did a little research on past winners... 80 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,498 and it turns out that thejudges like songs that are more accessible, 81 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:31,298 Stuff they know. Uh, standards, Broadway. 82 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:34,067 "Defying Gravity"? I have an i Pod shuffle... 83 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:36,734 dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked, 84 00:04:36,809 --> 00:04:39,573 - This is amaxing. - Thinkyou can handle it, Rachel? 85 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:43,548 It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ringtone. 86 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,414 [Mercedes ] Whydo we have to go all vanilla on this song? 87 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:49,353 See, what we need is my chocolate thunder, 88 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:53,381 We don't have time to rearrange the song for you, Mercedes. Rachel is singing it. 89 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,587 Don't worry., We'll findsomething foryou to dip in chocolate, 90 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,427 - [Laughter] - On to item two. 91 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,399 The school won't pay for the special bus we need... 92 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,526 to take Artie and his wheelchair with us to sectionals. 93 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:06,003 - Wh-Wh-What? - That's completely unfair. 94 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:10,099 So, we're gonna have to raise money to pay for it ourselves. 95 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:15,011 See, when I was in Glee Club and we needed newsilk cummerbunds for regionals,,, 96 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,015 we held a bake sale. 97 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,778 [ Laughter ] 98 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:23,720 Wait, You'rejoking, right? I mean, bake sales are kind of"bougie, " 99 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:26,850 So hip people stopped eating delicious sugary treats? 100 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:30,589 It's not that. It's most of us don't know how to bake. 101 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,131 I find recipes confusing. 102 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,360 My family's fully committed to takeout. 103 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:38,404 Yeah, Mr, Schue, Kids are busierthan whenyou went here, 104 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:42,908 We've got homework and football and teen pregnancy, lunch. 105 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,875 Can'tArtie's dadjust take him? 106 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:48,243 I can't believe how insensitive you're all being. 107 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,578 - Are you a team? - Of course. 108 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:53,312 But Artie understands. Don't you, Artie? 109 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:56,048 Of-Of course. It-It's cool. 110 00:05:56,122 --> 00:06:00,218 I mean, anything that takes away our time from rehearsing doesn't serve as a team. 111 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,125 [School Bell Rings ] 112 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,430 - Let me help you out, buddy. - Thankyou. 113 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,134 Hey, I'm really sorry about how they all reacted, Artie. 114 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:20,475 It's okay. I'm used to it. Theyjust... don't get it. [ Chuckles ] 115 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:25,416 Can I use the auditorium this afternoon to rehearse, Mr. Schue? 116 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,352 - Some ofthe band equipment's in there. - Sure. 117 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:49,870 ♪ On the floor ofTokyo-o ♪ 118 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,604 ♪ Or down in London town to go-o ♪ 119 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:55,806 ♪With the record selection with the mirror reflection ♪ 120 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,612 ♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪ 121 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:01,118 ♪When there's no one else in sight ♪ 122 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,156 ♪ In the crowded lonely night ♪ 123 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:07,624 ♪Well, I wait so long for my lovevibration ♪ 124 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:10,184 ♪ And I'm dancing with myself♪ 125 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,562 ♪ I'm dancing with myself♪ 126 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:16,397 ♪ I'm dancing with myself♪ 127 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,495 ♪Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 128 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,871 ♪ And I'll be dancing with myself♪ 129 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,967 ♪ Ifl looked all overtheworld ♪ 130 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:28,571 ♪ And there's everytype of girl ♪ 131 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,549 ♪ Butyour empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 132 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,586 ♪ And leave me dancing with myself ♪ 133 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,487 ♪ So let's sink another drink♪ 134 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,549 ♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think♪ 135 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,527 ♪ Ifl had the chance I'd ask theworld to dance ♪ 136 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:46,997 ♪ And I'll be dancing with myself♪ 137 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,557 ♪Oh, dancing with myself♪ 138 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:52,934 ♪Oh, dancing with myself♪ 139 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,667 ♪Oh, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 140 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:58,733 ♪ I'll be dancing with myself♪ 141 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:01,746 ♪ Oh, dancing with myself♪ 142 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,510 ♪ Oh, dancing with myself ♪ 143 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:07,883 ♪ Oh, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 144 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:10,252 ♪ And I'll be dancing with myself ♪♪ 145 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:17,393 - [School Bell Rings ] - I have something I'd like to say. 146 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,925 I wanna audition for the Wicked solo. 147 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,561 - [ Murmuring ] - Kurt, there's a high "F" in it. 148 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:27,037 - That's well within my range. - [ Tittering ] 149 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:31,065 Well, I think Rachel's gonna be fine for the female lead. 150 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,077 But I'm happyto haveyou try out something else, Kurt. 151 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,443 -And we'll make sure that it's got a killer high note. -[ Murmuring ] 152 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,881 - You tried. - Anyway... 153 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,077 I wanted to say something toyou guys. 154 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:43,986 I was a little disappointed at howyou were all so willing... 155 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,990 to take the bus together to sectionals... 156 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:49,323 and make Artie drive by himselfwith his dad. 157 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:53,263 We're a team, guys. We're in this Glee Club together. 158 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:56,096 Artie doesn't care. His dad drives him everywhere. 159 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:59,797 I do care. That kind ofhurt my feelings. 160 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,464 We didn't thinkyou would take it personally. 161 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:06,911 Well, you're irritating most ofthe time, but don't take that personally. 162 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,004 I don't know ifyou guys really understand how much harder... 163 00:09:09,081 --> 00:09:11,345 - Artie has to workjust to keep up. - Preach. 164 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:14,250 We're riding to sectionals together... 165 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,254 orwe're not going at all. 166 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:19,587 And to pay for the bus, we're having a bake sale. 167 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:24,596 - [Boy] Bake sale, - St. Ignatius nursing home was having a tag sale. 168 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:28,122 And my A.V. Club friends here agreed to help out. 169 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,672 For the next week, each ofyou is going to spend... 170 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,606 three hours a day in a wheelchair. 171 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:42,012 Oh, oh, oh, And we're doing a wheelchairnumber, 172 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,276 [ Artie Clapping Softly ] 173 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,150 ?? [Rock ] 174 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,781 - ? On the floors ofTokyo ? - Oh! 175 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:54,951 ♪ Or down in London town to go, go ♪ 176 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,154 ♪ With the record selection and the mirror's reflection ♪ 177 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,697 ♪ I'm dancing with myself♪ 178 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,700 ♪ When there's nothing to lose and there 's nothing to prove ♪ 179 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,929 ♪ I'll be dancing with myself♪ 180 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:08,030 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪♪ 181 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:13,436 - [ Laughi ng ] - [ Whi m peri ng Softly ] 182 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,039 [ Puck ] I didn't even know we had a home ec room, 183 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,550 [ Scoffs ] What's al I this? 184 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:24,056 I ngredients for cupcakes... for the stupid bake sale. 185 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:33,157 - What's this? - It's what I had left over from my pool cleaning money... 186 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:36,030 after I bought dip and nunchakus. 187 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:39,196 I was getting that you kind of need money... for our kid. 188 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,863 For my kid. 189 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,941 Eighteen dollars. 190 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,343 How much has Finn given you? 191 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,878 Just stop. 192 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,086 I told you before. 193 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,747 I don't care ifthat baby comes out with a Mohawk. 194 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,791 I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's. 195 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,367 It would be pretty awesome ifit came out with a Mohawk. 196 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,805 [ Chuckles ] You are such an egghead. 197 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:16,034 I'm not. 198 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,280 [ Laughing ] 199 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,994 - [ Grunts Loudly] - [ Squeals ] Thatwas perfectly measured! 200 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,555 - Thereyou go. Oh! - [ Laughing ] 201 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,794 Come on. Oh! 202 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,399 What the hell? 203 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:56,478 [ Chuckles ] We're baking. 204 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,608 I can see that. 205 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,118 I'm gonna go change. 206 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,123 Where's myjelly cream center? 207 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,823 Sorry, Dad. I must've forgotten. 208 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,831 What's up with your brain today? 209 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,925 You know, I think it's goin' soft from all that crapyou put in your hair. 210 00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:19,664 It's organic, and I'm fine. 211 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,941 I'm sorry. It's a Glee Club thing. 212 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:29,344 It's not about a guy, is it? Because I'm not ready to have that conversation. 213 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,009 Well, at leastyou don't have to worry about me getting someone pregnant. 214 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,780 [ Chuckling ] 215 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:39,723 It's not a guy. We're doing this amaxing song for sectionals... 216 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:43,694 a personal favorite of mine, and Mr. Schuester won't give me a chance to sing it. 217 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,563 - Why? - It's traditionally sung by a girl. 218 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,625 Well, you sing like a girl. You know, in a good way. 219 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,398 Look, Kurt. 220 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,439 I don't know how this music stuffworks. 221 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,806 I'm pretty exclusively committed to my Mellencamp collection, but... 222 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,936 isn't there more crossover nowadays? 223 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,946 You know, chicks doin' construction? 224 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,245 Guys wearin' dress shoes with no socks? 225 00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:08,718 Didn't that girl from your high school just join the boys' wrestling team? 226 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,256 - [ Whistle Blowing ] - Yes! Whoo! 227 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,821 Yes, but her parents had to sue the school. 228 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,598 This is really gettin' you down, isn't it? 229 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,930 I'm... full of ennui. 230 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,903 So it's... really getting you down? 231 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:31,042 Yes. 232 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,772 You can't discriminate against my kid because ofhis sex... 233 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,178 religion, political affiliation... 234 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,273 or the fact that he's queer as a three-dollar bill. 235 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:42,047 - And I won't accept it. - This isn't academics or athletics, Mr. Hummel. 236 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:46,717 It's an arts program, and Mr. Schuester's judgments are subjective. 237 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,919 You put on a blindfold and listen to my kid sing... 238 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,019 and you will swear you're hearing Ronnie Spector. 239 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,587 - Wait- - Don't try to backpedal on this, Schuester. 240 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,896 I was just going to agree with you. 241 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,459 I knowthis is gonna be hardonyou, Rachel,,, 242 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:01,734 but I can't in good conscience preach about the importance ofhelping Artie... 243 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,707 and then reject Kurt's request out ofhand. 244 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,573 So you're giving him my part? 245 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,135 Now, I can't just give him the part. That would be just as wrong. 246 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,148 But I can let him audition. 247 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:14,312 What doyou mean, like a tryout? All right, that seems fair. 248 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:17,219 This is totally unfair. You gave me the part. 249 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:21,783 And I will give it toyou again ifyou can sing the song better than Kurt. 250 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,261 Okay, this seems like a reasonable deal. 251 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,924 But how do I know this isn't just some show... 252 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,661 to stop me from takin' a flamethrower to this place? 253 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,734 Who's gonna judge? 254 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,773 Now, all ofyou are gonna judge. 255 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:39,675 And in the spirit offull access, each ofyou is going to get a vote. 256 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,111 Whateversingerhas the most votes gets the part, 257 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:46,413 This isn't gonna be about talent, Mr, Schuester, It's gonna be a popularity contest, 258 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:49,579 Stop ri ght there. Mr. Schue, if I may? 259 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,127 We al I know I 'm more popular than Rachel. 260 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,164 And I dress better than her. 261 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:03,133 But I want you all to promise me that you're going to vote forwhoever sings the song better. 262 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,830 Raiseyour right hand. 263 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,032 Your right hand, Brittany. 264 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,439 - It's this one. - Sorry. 265 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,945 Repeat after me. I promise to vote forwhoever sings the song better. 266 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:18,347 I promise to vote forwhoever sings the song better. 267 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,612 Good luck. 268 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:25,319 - It's on. - [School Bell Rings ] 269 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,851 All right, guys. 270 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,460 Maybe one ofthese days, you'll finda way,,, 271 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,833 to create teaching moments without ruining my life. 272 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:53,177 Schue, I saw all your kids in theirwheelchairs, and I was very impressed. 273 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:55,777 Well, thankyou, Principal Figgins. But actually... 274 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:59,017 it's made me realixe that there's only one wheelchair entrance in this school... 275 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,423 and it's all theway in the far end of campus. 276 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,358 McKinley needs ramps. 277 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,660 Noway. Those are what I call "laxy makers." 278 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,666 They discourage our able-bodied students... 279 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,998 from getting their proper exercise by using the stairs. 280 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,368 - What is she doing here? - Yes. What am I doing here? 281 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,999 I have a Cheerios routine to polish that's gonna clinch us nationals. 282 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,340 I broughtyou two in here because both ofyou have a point. 283 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:23,939 Handicapped ramps are expensive, but inspiration is free. 284 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,712 Will, I'm so inspiredbyyourstunt,,, 285 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,549 that I'm insisting that Miss Sylvester do the same with the Cheerios. 286 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:33,216 - I beg your pardon? - Cheerios is not accessible, Sue. 287 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,226 It's by invitation only. 288 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:39,822 I want to see a squad that reflects our community's diversity, 289 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,390 - Now, Glee Club held open auditions. - And everyone got in. 290 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:46,233 Now that Quinn Fabray is off the squad... 291 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,739 you will hold open auditions to fill her slot. 292 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:53,107 And Mr. Schuesterwill monitor them to make sure that they're fair to all. 293 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,975 Okay, let me break this down foryou here. 294 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,983 There comes a point whenyou've gotta stop seeingpeople for what theylook like,,, 295 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,281 and ask them to show you what they can do. 296 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:06,586 And as soon as a cheerleader rolls herself out onto the field in a wheelchair,,, 297 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:10,685 she becomes decidedly less effective at cheering people up. 298 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,731 - It's just a fact. - No, Sue. 299 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:17,064 The fact is, you've never given other students the fair shake that they deserve. 300 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,870 I'm asking you to try it. What doyou have to lose? 301 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,407 Maybe somebody at the school will surpriseyou. 302 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:30,010 Cupcake? [Sniffs ] 303 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,175 Cupcakes suck. That's whywe're not selling any. 304 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,481 It's not about the cupcakes. It's about us. 305 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,748 Nobodywants to buyfrom losers, 306 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,620 We're in Glee Club and in wheelchairs. 307 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,625 She has a point. Six months ago... 308 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,820 I could've sold 50 ofthese things on fear alone. 309 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,832 Oh, myGod, What is she doing? 310 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,425 I actually think they're kind offriends. 311 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,800 Brittany's always cheating offher test papers in math class. 312 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:56,864 See so many? And look how pretty they are, Becky. 313 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,307 Wow! 314 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,436 Brittany, you're supposed to be in yourwheelchair. 315 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,002 I lost it. 316 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,346 Are you a cheerleader? It's so cool. 317 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,715 So is buying a cupcake. That's really cool. 318 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:11,381 - But I don't have any money. - That's okay. I have some. 319 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,321 Thankyou. 320 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,456 Thanks. 321 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,902 So how much do we have now? 322 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:28,303 Well, with this one dollar, we have one dollar. 323 00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:30,500 This is ridiculous. 324 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:34,740 -Maybe ifwe put a jellybean on top, we'd sell more. -Areyou an idiot? 325 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,577 How am I supposed to trustyou to take care of our baby... 326 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,140 when you can't even figure out how to sell a damn cupcake? 327 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,881 - Stop attacking me. I'm sick ofit. - Get a job. 328 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:47,221 I'm trying! Stupid wheelchair! 329 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,159 [ Sighs ] 330 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,992 I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing here. 331 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,560 You just call a name. They come in and try out. 332 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,572 Just give 'em a chance to express themselves. 333 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,700 I'm about to projectile express myself all overyour Hush Puppies. 334 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:08,473 McKinley! Hey, hey! McKinley! 335 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,515 - Hey, hey- - No. 336 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,117 No. 337 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,091 You're not serious, areyou? 338 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,421 Tell me you're not serious. 339 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,021 No! 340 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,896 No friggin' way,Jacob. 341 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,742 Freak! 342 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,981 Okay, I've been at this for an hour. That's all I promised. 343 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:47,712 Sue, there's just one more person on the list. Give her a shot. 344 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,777 - BeckyJohnson. -Jackson. 345 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,722 Jackson. 346 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,287 Be nice, Sue. 347 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,330 I heard thatyou do a routine with jump ropes. 348 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,457 I wanted to showyou what I could do. 349 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,437 Becky, I'm gonna stopyou right there. 350 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:22,416 You're in. Be at practice tomorrow at 4:00 p.m. Congratulations. 351 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,557 - What areyou up to, Sue? - I'm just following orders, Will. 352 00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:34,725 I'm doing what I was told. And I found myselfa brand-new Cheerio. 353 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,166 You're up to something. 354 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,137 I don't like this, Sue. 355 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,003 - [ Sighs ] - [School Bell Rings ] 356 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,611 I'm just saying, she has a point. You are kind of an idiot. 357 00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:50,011 Nice support, dude. Whatever happened to "bros before ho's"? 358 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,381 You've got a baby on the way, bro, and you haven't done spit to take care of it. 359 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,920 - Like you'd do any different? - Damn straight. 360 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,081 How? Nobody's hiring. 361 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,181 Sell yourXbox. Rob a bank. 362 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,854 Go all Robin Hood on this joint. Whatever it takes. 363 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:08,992 All I ever hear is you whining and crying about how hard this is on you. What about her? 364 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:12,059 Dude, you are so out ofline. You don't know what I'm dealing with. 365 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:15,732 All I know is thatyou're a punkwho doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend! 366 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,331 You're a punk! 367 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,675 - [ Finn Groans Loudly] - [ Gasping, Chattering ] 368 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,853 Hey, hey! Break it up! Break it up! 369 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:33,516 - Come on! Hey- - He started it! 370 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,755 - I don't care! Now. - [ Pants ] 371 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:42,027 You-You guys are best friends. What the hell's goin' on? 372 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,001 I'm just really stressed about the bake sale. 373 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,300 I really like Artie, okay? 374 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,732 You okay? 375 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,947 The key to a double turn is to just go for it. 376 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,352 You push with the right wheel, and pull as hard as you can with the left... 377 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:07,790 and find a spot on the wall to spotyou soyou don't get dixxy. 378 00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:10,384 Whoo! 379 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,597 [Will] Okay, guys, Uh, take five, all right? 380 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,728 Oh! Remember to show up early on Thursday. 381 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,296 It's Rachel versus Kurt for the big solo. 382 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,774 [ Students Gasping, Chuckling ] 383 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:29,740 Careful. Respect the chair. 384 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,814 I really admireyou, Artie. 385 00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,288 I had no idea how difficult this was. 386 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,950 It's just likeyou with your stutter. 387 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,722 You don't really notice it after a while. 388 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,958 H-H-How did it happen? 389 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,967 You don't talk about it. 390 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,766 My mom and I got in a really bad car accident when I was eight. 391 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:57,400 And she was fine, but I've been in the chair ever since. 392 00:22:57,476 --> 00:23:00,912 But I wanna be very clear. 393 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,072 I still have the use of my penis. 394 00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,248 [ Softly] Oh, God. 395 00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:27,028 ?? [ Singing Notes ] 396 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:29,096 ?? [ Continues: Raising Pitch ] 397 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:33,777 - ??[Continues ] - [Phone Ringing] 398 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,177 Excuse me a second. 399 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,239 ?? [ Continues ] 400 00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:42,009 [Ringing Continues ] 401 00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,656 ?? [ Continues: Raising Pitch ] 402 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:50,854 Hummel Tires and Lube. Yep. Who's this? 403 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,399 [ Man ] Your son's a fag. 404 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,458 [ Line Clicks, Dial Tone ] 405 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,228 [Beeps ] 406 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:06,502 - Hey, Dad, - What the hell is wrong with this machine? 407 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:08,637 I hit it-the high "F." 408 00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:10,704 The magical note I need for "Defying Gravity." 409 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,977 - I hit it. It means I'm gonna win. - That's great. 410 00:24:13,051 --> 00:24:15,849 Good foryou.Just how long until the damn coffee's ready? 411 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,389 What's going on? 412 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,585 I got a phone call this morning. The anonymous kind. 413 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,522 It was some dude telling me my son was a fag. 414 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:30,091 Oh. Well, that's not a big deal. I get that all the time. 415 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,033 Yeah, but I don't. 416 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:34,537 Now, look, Kurt. 417 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,040 I try to do right byyou. You know, open some doors. 418 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,770 What fatherwouldn't do that for his kid? And I know it's good foryou... 419 00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:42,871 to be out there with- with all this Glee Club stuff. 420 00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:46,850 I just- I don't wantyou to get hurt. 421 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,849 Soyou don't want me to audition for the solo? 422 00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:52,856 No, no. Let me be clear, all right? 423 00:24:52,924 --> 00:24:56,451 No one pushes the Hummels around, especially cowards on the phone. 424 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:04,026 Sometimes, I just- I wish your mom was still around, you know? 425 00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:06,570 She was better at... 426 00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:09,038 you know, handlin' this kind ofthing. 427 00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:11,041 You know, handlin' me. 428 00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,813 Look, congrats on, uh... 429 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:18,372 you know, the cool "A" or the high "C" or, you know, whatever it was. 430 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,918 - High "F." - Yeah. 431 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,756 There's your problem. You just had a bent push rim. 432 00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:36,657 - Good as new. - Thanks, Finn. 433 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,465 You're the only one who was willing to help me. 434 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,974 - I'm really nervous about the "diva off" tomorrow. - Don't be. 435 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,635 You know, I don't wanna win out of charity. 436 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,940 I wanna win the solo because it's right for the club. 437 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,947 I really think that the judges at sectionals... 438 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:54,281 will find a female version of"Defying Gravity" much more accessible. 439 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:58,448 But... I don't think that's gonna happen. 440 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:00,457 People just don't like me. 441 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,323 Yeah, you might wanna work on that. 442 00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,491 I likeyou. 443 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,033 - We need to talk. - I'll get out ofyourway. 444 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:14,867 Nope! You stay. I need a witness. Doyou know what this is? 445 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:17,773 Oh. It's just a "past due" notice. My mom gets 'em all the time. 446 00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:20,470 Right. But ifthis sonogram bill doesn't get paid... 447 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:22,479 it's notyour phone that's gonna get cut off. 448 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:24,481 You will get cut off. 449 00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:26,312 You need to help me with this, Finn... 450 00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:29,114 or else we're gonna go our separate ways. 451 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,781 [ Sighs ] I'm screwed. 452 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:38,385 Not necessarily. 453 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:46,636 [ Chattering ] 454 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,673 I know. I know. I know, I know. 455 00:26:49,741 --> 00:26:52,835 - Hey. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, this is amaxing. - [ Girl] Hi, 456 00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:56,847 Puck found his Nana Connie's old recipe. They're addictive. Do you want one? 457 00:26:56,915 --> 00:27:00,146 No. No, thanks. I don't wanna take one away from a paying customer. 458 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,981 - Yeah, I know. Sure. - Hey, uh- 459 00:27:02,053 --> 00:27:04,487 Nice work, buddy. 460 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:06,547 These are so good. 461 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,889 [Puck Narrating] This isn't Nana Connie's old recipe, 462 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,224 She couldn't cook at all, She was a diabetic, 463 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,163 So the onlysweets she had in her house was dried fruit, 464 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:18,798 I knew I had to do something to help Quinn out with our baby, 465 00:27:18,870 --> 00:27:22,328 I don 't know what kind ofstuffyou need for a baby that's still in your stomach, 466 00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:24,898 Bottles, diapers- That kind ofthing, I guess, 467 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:28,673 But my baby mama was gonna get it all, 468 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:33,047 To make sure that happened, I used the two things I know the most about- 469 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,915 Iying and crime, 470 00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,181 I s there a lot of pai n, Noah? 471 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:40,224 [ Mock Sobbi ng ] The doctor said the shark fractured my spinal cord. 472 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,589 This is why I don't go to the aquarium. 473 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:47,598 I'm going to giveyou as much as you want, 20 cents on the dollar. 474 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,260 [Puck Narrating] I don'tput in enough to getyou hallucinatin', 475 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,826 Just enough to giveyou a wicked case ofthe munchies, 476 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:55,896 - That's why they keep coming back for more, - Yeah. 477 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:58,636 See? I toldyou I'd make a great dad, 478 00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:03,111 Faster, Harder! 479 00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:07,810 Those better be tears ofjoy, Becky, 480 00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:10,377 Faster! Harder! 481 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:12,923 Okay, stop. [ Si ghs ] 482 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:15,391 Becky, this is terri ble. 483 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:18,088 I 've tried, Coach. This is really hard. 484 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:20,825 You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch,,, 485 00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:22,833 and being told that they're going in another direction. 486 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:25,335 That was hard, Hit the showers, 487 00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:28,395 Thanks, Coach. [ Giggles ] 488 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,671 Hi. 489 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,986 Sue, you are unbelievable. 490 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,045 And you are a terrible spy. 491 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:48,650 You might try breathing through your nose sometime. Ifyou were a sniper... 492 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,787 I'd have already radioed in your coordinates, just like in the Falklands. 493 00:28:51,863 --> 00:28:54,798 - I'm not gonna letyou bullythat girl, Sue. - Oh, I bully everybody, Will. 494 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,925 - It's theway I roll. -Yeah, but this is different. 495 00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,935 She's not like everybody else. 496 00:28:59,003 --> 00:29:01,233 I wantyou to listen to whatyou just said, William. 497 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,968 You're asking me to treat this girl differently because she has a disability... 498 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,136 when actually, it seems to me shejustwants to be treated like everybody else. 499 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:11,114 - Why areyou doing this? - Because I knowyou, and you're up to something. 500 00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:14,709 You don't know the first thing about me. 501 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,219 [DoorCloses ] 502 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:29,561 Good luck. I'm rooting foryou. 503 00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:38,707 All right. Welcome to the Glee Club's first official "diva off." 504 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,372 - [ Applause ] - Let's get this party started! 505 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,847 ?? [Piano ] 506 00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:57,053 ♪ Something has changed within me ♪ 507 00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:59,688 ♪ Something is not the same ♪ 508 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:03,564 ♪ I'm through with playing by the rules ♪ 509 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,263 ♪ Of someone else's game ♪ 510 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:09,636 ♪Too late for second-guessing ♪ 511 00:30:09,707 --> 00:30:12,369 ♪Too late to go back to sleep ♪ 512 00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:15,901 ♪ It's time to trust my instincts ♪ 513 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,381 ♪ Close my eyes and leap ♪ 514 00:30:19,450 --> 00:30:21,680 ♪ It's time to try ♪ 515 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:25,348 ♪ Defying gravity ♪ 516 00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:27,857 ♪ I think I'll try ♪ 517 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:31,692 ♪ Defying gravity ♪ 518 00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:34,095 ♪ Kiss me good-bye ♪ 519 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:37,464 ♪ I'm defying gravity ♪ 520 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:41,062 ♪ And you won't bring me down ♪ 521 00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:49,104 ♪ I'm through accepting limits ♪ 522 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,910 ♪ 'Cause someone says they're so ♪ 523 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:54,577 ♪ There's some things I cannot change ♪ 524 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:58,213 ♪ But till I try. I'll neverknow ♪ 525 00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:01,224 ♪ Too long I've been afraid ♪ 526 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:04,591 ♪ Of losing love I guess I've lost ♪ 527 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:11,090 ♪Well, if that's love it comes at much too high a cost ♪ 528 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:13,660 ♪ I'd sooner buy ♪ 529 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:17,071 ♪ Defying gravity ♪ 530 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,837 ♪ Kiss me good-bye ♪ 531 00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:23,472 ♪ I'm defying gravity ♪ 532 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,278 ♪ I think I'll try ♪ 533 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:29,650 ♪ Defying gravity ♪ 534 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,282 ♪ And you won't bring me down ♪ 535 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:35,690 ♪ I'd sooner buy ♪ 536 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,423 ♪ Defying gravity ♪ 537 00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:42,091 ♪ Kiss me good-bye ♪ 538 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:45,795 ♪ I'm defying gravity ♪ 539 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,361 ♪ I think I'll try ♪ 540 00:31:48,439 --> 00:31:51,738 ♪ Defying gravity ♪ 541 00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:55,870 [ Off-key] ? And you won't bring me down ? 542 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:59,348 ♪ Bring me down ♪ 543 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:04,650 ?? [ Vocalixing ] 544 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:06,656 ?? [Ends ] 545 00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:11,285 [Applause ] 546 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,994 [Will] Goodjob, Kurt, Goodjob, 547 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:17,057 [School Bell Rings ] 548 00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:21,569 Hey, wait up. 549 00:32:21,639 --> 00:32:26,042 I cracked open the piggy bank. It's foryou. Well, it's for "it." 550 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,305 "It" is a she. 551 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:32,579 Cool. I told you I wasn't a deadbeat. 552 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,585 Look, Puck, this is really sweet, but- 553 00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:37,644 I can get more. 554 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:41,517 People call me a screwup because... 555 00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:43,617 I think school's for suckers. 556 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,323 But I got ambition. 557 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:51,835 Get us a house, some stuff, furniture. We could be a family. 558 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,931 Finn is your best friend. 559 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:57,941 He'd be pissed for a while. 560 00:32:58,009 --> 00:33:02,605 But then he'd realixe he doesn't have to deal with all this. He'd bake me a damn cake. 561 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,705 You stole from the cupcake fund. 562 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:07,080 No, I didn't. 563 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,745 [ Sighs ] Fine. I did. 564 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,948 I made all those cupcakes. 565 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:15,083 I'm all about being a team player, but my family comes first. 566 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:21,788 I get it. And... I'm sorry. 567 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:25,802 I should've never called you a Lima loser. You're not. 568 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:30,603 You're special and romantic... 569 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,202 and a good enough person to realixe that... 570 00:33:34,278 --> 00:33:36,872 we are not gonna take money from a friend in a wheelchair. 571 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,044 Hey. 572 00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:45,653 Here. 573 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:48,749 - What's this? - I got a job. 574 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:51,317 Excuse me. 575 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:52,988 - Areyou the manager? - Yes. 576 00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:55,726 You need to hire my friend Finn. He is clearly "handicapable"... 577 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,826 and refusing to hire him could be seen as discrimination. 578 00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:01,463 My dads are gay. And unless you want the full force... 579 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,632 ofthe American Civil Liberties Union coming down on you... 580 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,802 I'd work something out. 581 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,506 Gonna need to stay in mywheelchair as long as I'm working there. 582 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,844 But... screw it. It's worth it. 583 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,077 Can I giveyou a lift to rehearsal? 584 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,488 [School Bell Rings ] 585 00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:32,463 1,200 bucks. That's enough for the short bus... 586 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:34,528 and two cases of Natty light for the ride home. 587 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:37,972 - Ah. Dream on, brother. - [Applause ] 588 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,976 [ Sighs ] 589 00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:42,137 I'm very proud ofyou guys. 590 00:34:44,515 --> 00:34:46,779 Artie. 591 00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:48,785 Why don't you bring this to Principal Figgins yourself. 592 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:52,619 - All right, Artie. - [ Girl] Go, Artie! 593 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:59,456 - What's wrong, dude? - I really appreciate whatyou guys did for me. 594 00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:02,727 But I'm not the only kid in a wheelchair at this school. 595 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,894 And I'm sure there'll be others afterl graduate, 596 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:09,633 And I know how important it is for all of us to go to sectionals together... 597 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:12,403 but I think I'd rather just get a ride from my dad... 598 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:15,742 and use this for a handicap ramp in the auditorium. 599 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:19,040 Any objections? 600 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,984 Well, it sure beats having to carry him in every day. 601 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:30,561 You think she has a brain tumor? That can cause erratic behavior. 602 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:33,893 All I know is that she walked in unannounced... 603 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:37,901 and she wrote me a check for three new handicap ramps. 604 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:41,564 I just don't get it. I mean, first, putting Becky in Cheerios. 605 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:44,199 Now this. What is her angle? 606 00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:48,541 Why askwhy? Just enjoy the fact thatyou're getting your bus after all. 607 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,077 - How's she doing? - Great. 608 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,748 She asks aboutyou. She's been watching you on TV. 609 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,916 I need to get here more often. 610 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,926 Oh, you get here plenty. 611 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,519 - [Knocking] -Jean? 612 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,530 Your little sister's here to see you. 613 00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,361 - Hey, Sue! - Hi, honey! 614 00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,334 - My sister's famous! - You got that right. 615 00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:14,633 I got something foryou. 616 00:36:14,705 --> 00:36:16,730 What's this? 617 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:20,208 - Wow! A pom-pom. Thankyou. - That's foryou. 618 00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:23,213 - What doyou feel like doing today? - Can we read today? 619 00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:25,647 - Lookwhat I have. - Little Red Riding Hood, 620 00:36:25,716 --> 00:36:27,479 Right. Your favorite book. 621 00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:28,985 Wanna start at the beginning? 622 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:30,748 - Yes. - All right. 623 00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:33,312 - You ready? - Ready. 624 00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:42,262 [ Chuckles ] 625 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:45,962 "Once upon a time... 626 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:49,803 "there was a little girl who lived in the forest. 627 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:54,777 "Whenever she went out, the little girl wore a red riding cloak. 628 00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:59,578 So everyone in the village called her Little Red Riding Hood." 629 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:01,481 - Right? - Right, 630 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,077 [Laughter] 631 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:08,854 - Oh, no! Oh, you're so much faster! - You can't keep up. 632 00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:11,861 I can't! This is so hard- No! 633 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:15,456 [ Groans ] No, this wasn't fair. You've had eightyears of practice. 634 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:18,934 Excelling at wheelchair races is about my only advantage. 635 00:37:19,003 --> 00:37:23,667 It's likeyour stutter. It's mostlyjust a big hassle. 636 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:27,768 This has been a really fun date. 637 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:30,541 But... I wanna get out ofthis chair. 638 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:32,014 Why? 639 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:37,282 So... I can do this. 640 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,733 I have to tell you something. 641 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:54,896 I've been faking it. 642 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:56,735 Faking what? 643 00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:58,707 I don't have a stutter. 644 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:03,641 I pretended to have one in sixth grade because... 645 00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:07,411 I didn't wanna give a speech on the Missouri Compromise. 646 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,749 I was really shy. 647 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:14,189 And it made people think I was weird, so they left me alone. 648 00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:18,160 Andit wasn't until Ijoined Glee Club that I realized,,, 649 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,687 how much I was missing. 650 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,826 I don't wanna push people away anymore. 651 00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,893 You understand what that's like, don't you? 652 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,701 No. I don't. 653 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,076 I would never try to push people away... 654 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,044 'cause being in a chair kind of does that foryou. 655 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:40,447 I thought we had something really important in common. 656 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:46,220 Wait. Artie, I'm sorry. 657 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:49,851 I am too. I'm sorry nowyou get to be normal... 658 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:53,021 and I'm gonna be stuck in this chair the rest of my life. 659 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:56,260 And that's not something I can fake. 660 00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:03,772 - [Tool Whirring Loudly] - Hey, Dad. 661 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,809 - What areyou doing? - I'm makin' biscuits. 662 00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,969 What does it look like I'm doing? How'd the tryout go? 663 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,439 They gave the part to Rachel. 664 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,449 I knew theywere gonna rig it! 665 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,111 I'm goin' down to that school and I'm talkin' to Schuester. 666 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,246 I blew the note. 667 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:21,052 I wanted to lose. 668 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:25,061 Kurt, I stuck my neck out foryou, and you go and you throw the game? 669 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,267 Dad. 670 00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:34,065 I've known who I was since I was five. 671 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:37,733 I adapted. Being different made me stronger. 672 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:42,840 At the end ofthe day, it's what's gonna get me out ofthis cow town. 673 00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,847 You never had to do that. 674 00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:47,008 I can handle myselfjust fine. 675 00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:50,485 No, you can't. Not about this. 676 00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:54,853 That phone call yesterday was just the beginning... 677 00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:58,258 especially ifl get up in front of a thousand people to sing a girl's song. 678 00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:04,497 When I sawyou right after you got the call... 679 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:09,130 and you were... so hurt and so upset... 680 00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:15,271 it just killed me. 681 00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:21,514 I'm not saying I'm gonna hide in the closet. 682 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:25,612 I'm-I'm proud ofwho I am. 683 00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:30,149 I'm just saying that I loveyou more than I love being a star. 684 00:40:31,896 --> 00:40:34,831 You areyour mother. 685 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:40,360 You know, shewas always the strong one. Look, uh... 686 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,965 you wanna help me put a 1 95 on this bad boy? 687 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:46,305 Let me change into my coveralls. 688 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,311 This sweater's an Alexander McQueen. 689 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,317 ?? [Pop ] 690 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,216 ♪ Rollin'♪ 691 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,820 ♪ Rollin' ♪ 692 00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:01,153 ♪ Rollin' on a river ♪ 693 00:41:01,225 --> 00:41:03,557 This one's foryou, Artie! 694 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:07,893 - ? Left a good job in the city ? - ? Down in the city ? 695 00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:12,368 ♪Workin' for the man every night and day ♪ 696 00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:16,497 ♪ And I never lost one minute of sleepin' ♪ 697 00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:20,510 ♪ I was worry.ing about the way that things might have been♪ 698 00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:24,207 ♪ Big wheel keep on turnin' ♪ 699 00:41:24,281 --> 00:41:29,719 ♪ Ooh, the proud Mary keep on burnin' ♪ 700 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:32,119 - ? And we're rollin' ? - ? Rollin' ? 701 00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:34,089 - ? Rollin',yeah? - ? Rollin'? 702 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:36,456 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 703 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:41,396 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 704 00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:43,296 ?? [Tempo Increases ] 705 00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:49,229 ♪ So I left a good job in the city ♪ 706 00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:52,241 ♪Workin' for the man every night and day ♪ 707 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,869 ♪ And I never lost one minute of sleepin' ♪ 708 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:57,470 ♪Worryin' about the way things might have been ♪ 709 00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,448 - ? Big wheel keep on turnin' ? - ?Turnin' ? 710 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,543 ♪ Proud Mary keep on burnin' ♪ 711 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,712 - ? Burnin' ? - ? Rollin' ? 712 00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:05,049 - ? Rollin' ? - ? Rollin' ? 713 00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:07,386 - ?Yeah ? - ? Rollin' on the river ? 714 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,550 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 715 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:09,991 - ? Rollin' ? - ? Rollin' ? 716 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,550 - ? Rollin' ? - ?Yeah ? 717 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,893 ♪ Rollin' on the river ♪ 718 00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:16,797 ?? [All Vocalixing ] 719 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:25,069 ♪Yeah ♪ 720 00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:32,009 -? Ifyou come down to the river ? - ? Doo, doo, doo, doo ? 721 00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:34,141 ♪ Betyou gonna find some peoplewho live ♪ 722 00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,415 ♪You don't have toworry ifyou have the money ♪ 723 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:40,082 ♪ People on the river are happy to give ♪ 724 00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:42,819 - ? Big wheel keep on turnin' ? - ? Oh, yeah ? 725 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,259 - ? Proud Mary keep on burnin' ? - ? Burnin' ? 726 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:48,093 - ? Rollin', rollin' ? - ? Rollin' ? 727 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:50,793 - ? Rollin' on the river ? - ? Rollin' on the river ? 728 00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,495 - ? Rollin' ? - ? Rollin' ? 729 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,197 - ? Rollin' ? - ?Yeah ? 730 00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:56,603 - ? Rollin' on the river ? - ? Rollin' on the river ? 731 00:42:56,674 --> 00:42:58,938 ?? [All Vocalixing ] 732 00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:01,534 ♪Yeah ♪ 733 00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:04,945 ♪ Hey ♪ 734 00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:08,507 ♪Oh,yeah ♪♪ 735 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,520 [ Chatter, Applause] 736 00:43:15,693 --> 00:43:18,821 - Oh, myGod! How doyou do it? - Whoo! 737 00:43:23,033 --> 00:43:27,333 ??[Vocalizing] 738 00:43:27,404 --> 00:43:31,067 ??[Harmonic Vocalizing] 739 00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:48,991 ?? [Ends ] 740 00:43:58,002 --> 00:43:58,991 English - US - SDH