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Okay, you can hear this? Okay.
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Good morning.
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I'm here to kick off the
first day of new tradition
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at our school called "Green Week".
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What?
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First, we give a month to black history,
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now we're blowing
seven days on the Irish.
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All this week, Greendale College
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is becoming so earth-smart
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that we're changing
our name to "Envirodale"!
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But we were already called "Greendale".
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Well, there's, um, also going to be
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a free rock and roll concert
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by a certain band called "Green Day".
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Huh? That make you happy?
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Eh, no. Not really.
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Okay, we need to redo these.
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We printed 5,000.
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Well, print 5,000 more.
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I'm trying to save the planet, here.
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Pencils down.
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I want you all to
write a one-page essay,
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in Espanol, entitled: "Annie's mistake".
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Why doesn't Annie have to write it?
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Okay, two pages, entitled:
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"The consequences of
questioning authority".
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This is Spanish 101.
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I know how to say "hello", "tomorrow",
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and that tables are female.
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That's the only Spanish you taught us.
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Oh, six pages on ignorance.
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Guys, put your hands down.
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Senor Chang, please continue.
We respect your authority.
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Thank you, Britta.
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20 pages on ass kissing!
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Due on Monday.
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This Monday?
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Sync by honeybunny - Corrected by 4be1
www.addic7ed.com
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You know, if Senor Chang
gets any crazier,
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he's gonna win one of
those Grammy Awards.
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I've already reported him to the Dean.
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He said they've been trying
to fire him for three years,
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but nobody wants his job.
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Mm-mm, I can't write a 20-page paper.
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I got a presentation in my
marketing class on Friday
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and public speaking gives
me the nervous sweats.
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I can help you with that.
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I accept.
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That's how messed up things are.
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Well, we're screwed too.
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We're three days behind
on our biology lab.
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The reason it's taking so
long is because Troy's afraid...
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I'm not afraid, Abed.
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I choose not to be around rats
because they are unpopular.
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Same goes for centipedes and lakes.
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There's only one solution.
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Someone has to go to
Chang and talk to him.
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I vote we all look at
Jeff at the same time.
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In a way, all of you are right.
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Okay, what was I tuning out?
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You have to get Chang to
call off some of this homework.
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You're the one with the silver tongue.
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Yeah, go tongue Chang.
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Guys, what makes you think
I can convince Chang of anything
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if I can't even convince you
not to make me do it?
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- I guess it sounds crazy.
- Oh...
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- Jeff does raise a good point.
- I don't get it.
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Wait, you are convincing!
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You just made us change.
You could do it.
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You want me to risk the "C"
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that I'm pulling in that psycho's class
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by putting myself on his radar?
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I mean, that guy goes any more nuts,
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he's gonna win a Grammy.
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You are hilarious.
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- That's very funny.
- He's funny.
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What is it, the chair?
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Jeff, how do you think
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you're gonna keep pulling
a "C" in that psycho's class
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if he keeps assigning this much work?
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Because I have you guys.
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Well, guess what, handsome hobo.
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Your gravy train's leavin' the station.
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Ignore what she's doing.
We are serious.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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But when you find my body,
don't believe the suicide note.
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Hmm. This better not
awaken anything in me.
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"Green Day"'s here.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay, what's this about, now?
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We're "Greene Daeye".
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Oh.
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What do you want, Winger?
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Here to complain about the homework
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on behalf of the class?
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Can I ask you a personal question,
Senor Chang?
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Okay, Freud.
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Sure. You try to penetrate
my psychological armor, and...
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Did your wife leave you?
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Holy...
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How did you know?
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Well, when you pick juries,
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you learn to read the little stuff.
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Same shirt twice in one week.
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Teaching us the word
"esposa" means "liar".
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The picture of you with a woman
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with a post-it note dialogue
balloon above her head
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that says: "enjoy it while it lasts".
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We met at a salsa club.
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Mm.
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And, um...
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She loved the way I danced.
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But... I mean, you know how it goes.
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Just... get a job...
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Stop salsa dancing. Of course I know.
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You make no mistake about this, Winger.
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I pleasured that woman greatly.
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Yeah. You look like you would have to.
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I'm not surprised you said that.
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I like you, Winger.
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Pickled bull testicle?
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Uh, are you offering or collecting?
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♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪
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♪ Little lamb, little lamb... ♪
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♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
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♪ Somewhere out there ♪
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Troy, sing.
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The assignment is to train a rat
to respond to a specific song.
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Yeah, did you have to pick a duet?
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- Hmm?
- Hmm?
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♪ Somewhere out there ♪
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♪ Beneath the pale moonlight ♪
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He did it! Good boy, Fievel.
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Commencing reward.
I have to open the cage.
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Yeah, you don't have to warn me,
I'm not afrai...
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Fievel.
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Everybody shut up!
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I'll kick all your asses!
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But y'all have to come up here!
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Dude, you are gonna be fine.
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- Ah. Yeah.
- You just have to move on.
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And if you hang out with me sometime,
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you will see how great
single life can be.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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What about tonight?
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Absolutely.
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Oh, shoot.
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My Spanish study group has to
get together every night now.
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You know, you have been really
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letting us have it with this homework.
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I really have, haven't I?
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Yeah.
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Tell you what.
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For my new buddy Jeff,
essay canceled. Sha-clackey.
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Fantastic. That is fantastic.
Everybody will be so happy.
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Oh, oh, I didn't say everybody.
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It's for my new friend Jeff.
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I mean, you're the one
coming out with me, right?
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Right. Yeah.
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I suppose it will put you
in an unenviable
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and uncomfortable position,
and want to be...
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Here's your jacket. Let's do this.
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Is there a rat in here?
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Abed.
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Well, did you talk to Chang?
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Yeah, but it didn't do any good.
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My head still hurts
from all the yelling.
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And my pupils are
more sensitive to light
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because he yelled at me so much.
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Oh, now I feel bad
that we made you do that.
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Maybe we can help with your essay.
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Oh, that's okay.
I'm working on mine by myself.
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You could do my homework next time.
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See you in class.
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He's hiding something.
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Britta, Jeff suffered for us.
Give him a little credit.
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Yeah. You can be pretty cold.
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Troy?
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Damn. Here comes Abed.
He needs my help.
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I got to get out of here.
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Troy?
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Have you guys seen a rat?
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Troy knocked over
Fievel's cage and he escaped.
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Oh, Abed, I'm sorry.
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He probably found more rats
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and is very happy living with them.
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Try to join the rest
of us in reality, Britta.
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I believe that, uh,
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fusing brownies with the, uh, internet
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is going to create the next Napster
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for brownies.
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Yawn!
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Can't I just write it on cards?
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No.
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Do you know anybody
who reads from cards?
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No, you don't, and that's why.
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Also you might consider a darker top.
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Note taken.
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Oh, and...
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Don't... don't, uh, lock your knees.
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Never lock your knees.
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You know what happens
when you lock your knees?
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You die.
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Second,
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when you want to drive home a point,
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hand them a sandwich.
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Try it. Hand them a sandwich.
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Hand them a sandwich.
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Yeah, except you just dropped,
uh, the sandwich,
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as opposed to handing it to them.
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- Hand them... Oh, okay.
- Right. So yeah.
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And try attention-grabbing
words to wake up the audience
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such as, uh, "multiple orgasm".
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Oh, no, no, I don't think that would
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really fit into my message.
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Maybe we should focus,
uh, more on, um, uh...
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Yeah, and about these
filler words of yours.
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I mean, nobody wants to buy
brownies from somebody who says,
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"um", and "like".
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I have a method for fixing that.
Start from the top.
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Okay.
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These brownies are, um...
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Uh!
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They, um...
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Uh!
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These brownies are...
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delicious.
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- They taste like...
- Like!
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That's not a filler word.
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Whatever, valley girl.
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The difference between "usted" and "tu"
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is a matter of formality.
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Pepe, usted es viejo.
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"You are old."
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Alberto, usted es feo.
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"You are ugly."
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- No, you're not, Abed.
- Thanks.
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Shakira...
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Shakira...
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Y tupaco...
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Ustedes estan sucios.
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"You are dirty."
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Dirty?
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Still formal, but plural.
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Because, while both are dirty,
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neither are my friends.
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Okay?
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And, on another subject,
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hope you guys are working
hard on your essays.
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Because that's
gonna be 30% of your grade.
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No.
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Jeff... already turned in his essay.
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Great job.
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Thanks.
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As soon as you turn in
your essays on Monday,
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there's gonna be a big-ass quiz.
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So study hard. Class dismissed.
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Ahh.
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Hey, dude.
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Crazy night last night, man.
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Hey, when you go out with me,
it gets crazy.
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That's the "Winger guarantee", huh?
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Dude, let's do it again.
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Ooh, yeah, I want to.
266
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It's just the quiz, you know?
267
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Study, study.
268
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Well, how 'bout this?
269
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Bling.
270
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A-plus.
271
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Nice work, Winger!
272
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You know, I knew I could
do it if I applied myself.
273
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Cher... Cherry daiquiri.
274
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Cherry daiquiri!
275
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Daiquiri.
276
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- Uh
- Huh.
277
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Later.
278
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,433
You devious clump
279
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of overpriced fabric and hair product.
280
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Speaking as one of the meek,
281
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as soon as I inherit the Earth,
you a dead man.
282
00:12:09,301 --> 00:12:11,634
You got a weird forehead.
283
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,167
We're all very disappointed.
284
00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:14,767
All right, dial it back a little, Britta.
285
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,533
If anyone should be
disappointed, it's me.
286
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,867
What kind of a group
threatens to kick someone out
287
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:20,301
unless he helps them?
288
00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:22,433
What kind of a person is
asked to help other people
289
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,600
and then helps himself!
290
00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:24,533
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
291
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,167
Helps himself?
292
00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:28,167
I don't think I like
being talked to that way!
293
00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:31,334
He's using fake outrage
to justify leaving.
294
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,634
Fake outrage? Justify my...
295
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,334
Yeah, that's it. I'm out of here.
296
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,700
Oh, you're breaking up with the group?
297
00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:39,400
That's what you guys want.
298
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,533
It's all right,
I've been divorced seven times.
299
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Don't answer your phones
300
00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:45,167
and bury all your money in the backyard.
301
00:12:45,234 --> 00:12:45,834
Here you go.
302
00:12:45,901 --> 00:12:47,467
Look at Pierce's paragraph
from unit two.
303
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Let's see.
"I took a computer class..."
304
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"The Apple Store."
305
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:54,967
- Adorable.
- Keep going, keep going.
306
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:59,734
"And the saleswoman
had manzanas gigante."
307
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,001
"Ruined it."
308
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:02,500
Can you imagine being married to him?
309
00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:03,901
Seven times!
310
00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:07,001
Seven different women
agreed to marry that guy.
311
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,400
It's cra...
312
00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:14,600
I'm so alone.
313
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,867
I'm so lonely!
314
00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:17,467
I want to die.
315
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,734
Come on man, it... come on,
don't do that.
316
00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:24,201
I...
317
00:13:24,268 --> 00:13:26,667
- Just miss her so much.
- Yeah.
318
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,334
I'm sorry.
319
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,634
- This is so stupid.
- No, no, it's fine.
320
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,067
It's just... Buddy, you know...
321
00:13:32,134 --> 00:13:35,567
- It's dumb!
- I can see that you're hurting.
322
00:13:35,634 --> 00:13:37,001
Um, but I have to get to accounting.
323
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,301
And it's not like
I'm hitting strip clubs
324
00:13:38,368 --> 00:13:39,467
with Professor Whitman.
325
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:41,800
- You better not be!
- What?
326
00:13:41,867 --> 00:13:43,901
All I ask
327
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,467
is for you to keep filling
the void in my soul.
328
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:49,001
Well, I'll have to
think of something.
329
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:52,002
Let me rest gently on your pecs.
330
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,401
Best closer to a presentation,
a Nicholson quote.
331
00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:59,234
Uh, you take a phrase
from one of his films
332
00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:00,700
and you tailor it to your product.
333
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:02,834
You can't handle a Moist Towelette!
334
00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:04,534
Something like that, you know?
335
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,800
But you can't use that one.
That's... that's mine.
336
00:14:06,867 --> 00:14:08,201
- Thanks, Pierce.
- Sure.
337
00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,000
I'm just gonna write it on some cards.
338
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,367
Okay.
339
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:15,468
Just don't let anybody
know I was involved.
340
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Why do you care so much?
341
00:14:31,067 --> 00:14:32,234
I don't.
342
00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:33,501
Because Fievel's going to die.
343
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,568
I'd rather die than listen.
344
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,000
- Who's going to die?
- Yeah.
345
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,234
The Dean says the
exterminator is coming
346
00:14:38,301 --> 00:14:39,600
because of our rat.
347
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,900
I'd like to exterminate
this conversation.
348
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,434
What are you doing?
349
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:44,501
He's sitting in Jeff's chair,
350
00:14:44,568 --> 00:14:45,434
do he's trying to act like Jeff.
351
00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,568
Oh!
352
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:50,000
Ohh.
353
00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:51,733
Oh, an email.
354
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,400
I thought you might want to help me out
355
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,001
because we are friends.
356
00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,801
Abed, take it from a former prom king.
357
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:58,567
Real friends help me with things.
358
00:14:58,634 --> 00:14:59,701
Not vice versa.
359
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,634
I would face my fears to help you.
360
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,567
Exactly! 'Cause you're my friend.
361
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,834
Am I?
362
00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:08,834
♪ Somewhere ♪
363
00:15:08,901 --> 00:15:11,434
♪ Out there ♪
364
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,934
Oh, Abed.
365
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:13,834
♪ Beneath the pale... ♪
366
00:15:13,901 --> 00:15:14,568
He gets any nuttier,
367
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,468
they're gonna put him on the view.
368
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:18,501
That works, yeah.
369
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,633
What are we gonna do?
We gonna study?
370
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,800
Oh, my...
371
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,434
Fievel?
372
00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:25,167
Fievel?
373
00:15:25,234 --> 00:15:26,134
Fievel?
374
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:29,867
Fievel.
375
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,867
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
376
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:33,434
Okay, thank you.
377
00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:35,700
"Green Week" was a rousing success
378
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:38,501
here at Greendale.
379
00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:40,568
And now for our band, "Greene Daeye"!
380
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:41,934
By the way, they're
not the real "Green Day".
381
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,034
Thought we should just
rip that band-aid off quickly.
382
00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:45,867
Okay!
383
00:15:48,534 --> 00:15:50,167
Hey! What's up?
384
00:15:50,234 --> 00:15:51,334
Just got your text, man.
385
00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:53,201
Wanna hang out?
386
00:15:53,267 --> 00:15:55,201
'Cause if you don't, I will fail you.
387
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:58,633
Actually, I had an idea
for an extra credit project.
388
00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,967
We've been asked
389
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:02,568
to dedicate our first song
390
00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:06,367
to Senor and Senora Chang.
391
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,367
She said she didn't want to talk to me.
392
00:16:12,434 --> 00:16:14,934
I didn't tell her you wanted to talk.
393
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,301
Estimation of market value
394
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:20,800
of... of... of brownies has...
395
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:23,733
Ahem! I, uh... target group...
396
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,301
Ms. Bennett,
I'm afraid I have to ask you
397
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:27,600
to put down the cards.
398
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:33,534
♪ Somewhere ♪
399
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,667
♪ Out there ♪
400
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:40,700
♪ Beneath the pale moonlight ♪
401
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,834
Uh...
402
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,633
- I... I...
- * Someone's *
403
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,867
♪ Thinking of me ♪
404
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:55,568
♪ And loving me tonight ♪
405
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:05,134
♪ Somewhere ♪
406
00:17:05,201 --> 00:17:07,900
♪ Out there ♪
407
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:13,401
♪ Someone's saying a prayer ♪
408
00:17:13,468 --> 00:17:15,800
They are... wonderful.
409
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,468
We all love... brownies.
410
00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:19,469
They are... delicious.
411
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,934
If you love brownies, you love life.
412
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,667
♪ Somewhere out there ♪
413
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:29,501
♪ And even though I know ♪
414
00:17:29,568 --> 00:17:34,000
♪ How very far apart we are ♪
415
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,967
♪ It helps to think
we might be wishing ♪
416
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:40,167
♪ On the same bright star ♪
417
00:17:40,234 --> 00:17:43,134
♪ And when the night
wind starts to sing ♪
418
00:17:43,201 --> 00:17:46,334
♪ A lonesome lullaby ♪
419
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,700
♪ It helps to think we're sleeping ♪
420
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,201
♪ Underneath that same big sky ♪
421
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,633
♪ Aah ♪
422
00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:57,900
♪ Somewhere ♪
423
00:17:57,967 --> 00:18:00,201
♪ Out there ♪
424
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:06,201
♪ If love can see us through ♪
425
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,534
Here's brownie!
426
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:13,034
♪ Then we'll be together ♪
427
00:18:13,101 --> 00:18:15,468
♪ Somewhere out there ♪
428
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:19,301
♪ Out where dreams ♪
429
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:24,201
♪ Come true ♪
430
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,401
Aah, it's on my leg!
431
00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:30,000
It's on my leg! It's on my leg!
432
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,468
Aaaaah!
433
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:36,568
Disgusting!
434
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,967
Thank you.
435
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:42,900
What's Chang doing?
436
00:18:44,301 --> 00:18:46,434
Uh...
437
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,700
He's getting a refill on his void.
438
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,000
I got an "A" on my presentation,
439
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:52,633
and a lot of the credit goes to Pierce.
440
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,934
Heh. And I had a great sandwich.
441
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,468
We found the stupid rat.
442
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,067
And Abed's gonna shut up about it now.
443
00:18:58,134 --> 00:19:01,000
It's true.
444
00:19:01,067 --> 00:19:01,800
I have something to say.
445
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,900
I've been a horrible husband.
446
00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:07,067
And I've been a horrible teacher.
447
00:19:07,134 --> 00:19:09,600
And I'd like to thank
my student Jeff Winger
448
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,000
for showing me that
449
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,900
and helping me fix my marriage.
450
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:16,401
No more 20-page essays due on Monday!
451
00:19:16,468 --> 00:19:18,201
- Oh, that's nice!
- Thank you.
452
00:19:18,267 --> 00:19:20,600
Although, Winger,
453
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,900
you should write a
one-page essay called:
454
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:26,468
"Taking advantage of the
emotionally-vulnerable".
455
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:27,401
Booyah.
456
00:19:30,401 --> 00:19:33,201
You did that for us?
457
00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,267
Mm, kinda.
458
00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,201
You know, I thought
hanging out with you guys
459
00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:40,800
was the worst way to pass Spanish.
460
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:41,800
I was wrong.
461
00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:43,434
Uh, we're the best.
462
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:46,667
Jeff, I'm sorry I called you
a handsome hobo.
463
00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:48,468
If you need help with that essay,
464
00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:50,301
you can rejoin the group.
465
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,600
Thanks.
466
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,600
What are you guys talking to me for?
467
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,667
You go dance!
468
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,434
I know your secret.
469
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,434
I know about the chair.
470
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,284
Whoa, what model did you get?
471
00:20:20,351 --> 00:20:22,184
It's the "Tsunami 3000
Anniversary Edition".
472
00:20:22,251 --> 00:20:23,184
You?
473
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:24,750
The "Devil's Drench XJ-11".
474
00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:26,284
This is gonna be awesome.
475
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,483
We should establish base camps.
476
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:28,850
What part of the library do you want?
477
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,217
I'll take the northeast.
478
00:20:30,284 --> 00:20:31,784
Northeast is closest to
the drinking fountain...
479
00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:33,850
All right, guys,
are we gonna do this thing?
480
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,784
Pierce.
481
00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:37,284
I hope that's the tiny gun
482
00:20:37,351 --> 00:20:38,750
that you throw at us to confuse us
483
00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:40,051
while you grab the giant gun
484
00:20:40,117 --> 00:20:41,483
that's duct-taped to your back.
485
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,717
Seriously, this hardly
seems like a fair fight.
486
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:45,284
Sync by honeybunny - Corrected by 4be1
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487
00:20:45,351 --> 00:20:48,017
Oh, it's pepper water!
Oh, it's pep...
488
00:20:48,084 --> 00:20:49,717
Who put pepper in water?