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Okay, you can hear this? Okay.

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Good morning.

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I'm here to kick off the
first day of new tradition

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at our school called "Green Week".

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What?

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First, we give a month to black history,

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now we're blowing
seven days on the Irish.

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All this week, Greendale College

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is becoming so earth-smart

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that we're changing
our name to "Envirodale"!

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But we were already called "Greendale".

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Well, there's, um, also going to be

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a free rock and roll concert

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by a certain band called "Green Day".

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Huh? That make you happy?

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Eh, no. Not really.

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Okay, we need to redo these.

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We printed 5,000.

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Well, print 5,000 more.

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I'm trying to save the planet, here.

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Pencils down.

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I want you all to
write a one-page essay,

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in Espanol, entitled: "Annie's mistake".

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Why doesn't Annie have to write it?

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Okay, two pages, entitled:

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"The consequences of
questioning authority".

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This is Spanish 101.

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I know how to say "hello", "tomorrow",

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and that tables are female.

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That's the only Spanish you taught us.

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Oh, six pages on ignorance.

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Guys, put your hands down.

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Senor Chang, please continue.
We respect your authority.

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Thank you, Britta.

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20 pages on ass kissing!

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Due on Monday.

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This Monday?

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Sync by honeybunny - Corrected by 4be1
Resync by Pippo Inzaghi

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You know, if Senor Chang
gets any crazier,

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he's gonna win one of
those Grammy Awards.

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I've already reported him to the Dean.

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He said they've been trying
to fire him for three years,

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but nobody wants his job.

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Mm-mm, I can't write a 20-page paper.

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I got a presentation in my
marketing class on Friday

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and public speaking gives
me the nervous sweats.

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I can help you with that.

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I accept.

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That's how messed up things are.

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Well, we're screwed too.

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We're three days behind
on our biology lab.

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The reason it's taking so
long is because Troy's afraid...

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I'm not afraid, Abed.

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I choose not to be around rats
because they are unpopular.

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Same goes for centipedes and lakes.

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There's only one solution.

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Someone has to go to
Chang and talk to him.

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I vote we all look at
Jeff at the same time.

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In a way, all of you are right.

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Okay, what was I tuning out?

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You have to get Chang to
call off some of this homework.

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You're the one with the silver tongue.

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Yeah, go tongue Chang.

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Guys, what makes you think
I can convince Chang of anything

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if I can't even convince you
not to make me do it?

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- I guess it sounds crazy.
- Oh...

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- Jeff does raise a good point.
- I don't get it.

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Wait, you are convincing!

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You just made us change.
You could do it.

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You want me to risk the "C"

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that I'm pulling in that psycho's class

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by putting myself on his radar?

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I mean, that guy goes any more nuts,

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he's gonna win a Grammy.

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You are hilarious.

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- That's very funny.
- He's funny.

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What is it, the chair?

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Jeff, how do you think

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you're gonna keep pulling
a "C" in that psycho's class

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if he keeps assigning this much work?

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Because I have you guys.

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Well, guess what, handsome hobo.

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Your gravy train's leavin' the station.

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Ignore what she's doing.
We are serious.

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Fine. I'll do it.

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But when you find my body,
don't believe the suicide note.

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Hmm. This better not
awaken anything in me.

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"Green Day"'s here.

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Oh, wow.

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Okay, what's this about, now?

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We're "Greene Daeye".

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Oh.

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What do you want, Winger?

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Here to complain about the homework

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on behalf of the class?

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Can I ask you a personal question,
Senor Chang?

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Okay, Freud.

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Sure. You try to penetrate
my psychological armor, and...

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Did your wife leave you?

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Holy...

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How did you know?

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Well, when you pick juries,

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you learn to read the little stuff.

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Same shirt twice in one week.

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Teaching us the word
"esposa" means "liar".

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The picture of you with a woman

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with a post-it note dialogue
balloon above her head

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that says: "enjoy it while it lasts".

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We met at a salsa club.

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Mm.

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And, um...

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She loved the way I danced.

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But... I mean, you know how it goes.

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Just... get a job...

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Stop salsa dancing. Of course I know.

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You make no mistake about this, Winger.

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I pleasured that woman greatly.

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Yeah. You look like you would have to.

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I'm not surprised you said that.

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I like you, Winger.

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Pickled bull testicle?

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Uh, are you offering or collecting?

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♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪

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♪ Little lamb, little lamb... ♪

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♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

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♪ Somewhere out there ♪

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Troy, sing.

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The assignment is to train a rat
to respond to a specific song.

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Yeah, did you have to pick a duet?

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- Hmm?
- Hmm?

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♪ Somewhere out there ♪

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♪ Beneath the pale moonlight ♪

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He did it! Good boy, Fievel.

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Commencing reward.
I have to open the cage.

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Yeah, you don't have to warn me,
I'm not afrai...

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Fievel.

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Everybody shut up!

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I'll kick all your asses!

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But y'all have to come up here!

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Dude, you are gonna be fine.

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- Ah. Yeah.
- You just have to move on.

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And if you hang out with me sometime,

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you will see how great
single life can be.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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What about tonight?

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Absolutely.

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Oh, shoot.

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My Spanish study group has to
get together every night now.

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You know, you have been really

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letting us have it with this homework.

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I really have, haven't I?

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Yeah.

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Tell you what.

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For my new buddy Jeff,
essay canceled. Sha-clackey.

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Fantastic. That is fantastic.
Everybody will be so happy.

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Oh, oh, I didn't say everybody.

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It's for my new friend Jeff.

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I mean, you're the one
coming out with me, right?

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Right. Yeah.

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I suppose it will put you
in an unenviable

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and uncomfortable position,
and want to be...

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Here's your jacket. Let's do this.

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Is there a rat in here?

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I have no idea what
you're talking about.

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Abed.

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Well, did you talk to Chang?

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Yeah, but it didn't do any good.

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My head still hurts
from all the yelling.

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And my pupils are
more sensitive to light

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because he yelled at me so much.

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Oh, now I feel bad
that we made you do that.

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Maybe we can help with your essay.

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Oh, that's okay.
I'm working on mine by myself.

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You could do my homework next time.

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See you in class.

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He's hiding something.

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Britta, Jeff suffered for us.
Give him a little credit.

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Yeah. You can be pretty cold.

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Troy?

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Damn. Here comes Abed.
He needs my help.

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I got to get out of here.

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Troy?

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Have you guys seen a rat?

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Troy knocked over
Fievel's cage and he escaped.

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Oh, Abed, I'm sorry.

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He probably found more rats

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and is very happy living with them.

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Try to join the rest
of us in reality, Britta.

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I believe that, uh,

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fusing brownies with the, uh, internet

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is going to create the next Napster

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for brownies.

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Yawn!

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Can't I just write it on cards?

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No.

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Do you know anybody
who reads from cards?

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No, you don't, and that's why.

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Also you might consider a darker top.

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Note taken.

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Oh, and...

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Don't... don't, uh, lock your knees.

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Never lock your knees.

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You know what happens
when you lock your knees?

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You die.

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Second,

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when you want to drive home a point,

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hand them a sandwich.

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Try it. Hand them a sandwich.

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Hand them a sandwich.

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Yeah, except you just dropped,
uh, the sandwich,

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as opposed to handing it to them.

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- Hand them... Oh, okay.
 - Right. So yeah.

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And try attention-grabbing
words to wake up the audience

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such as, uh, "multiple orgasm".

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Oh, no, no, I don't think that would

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really fit into my message.

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Maybe we should focus,
uh, more on, um, uh...

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Yeah, and about these
filler words of yours.

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I mean, nobody wants to buy
brownies from somebody who says,

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"um", and "like".

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I have a method for fixing that.
Start from the top.

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Okay.

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These brownies are, um...

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Uh!

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They, um...

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Uh!

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These brownies are...

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delicious.

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- They taste like...
- Like!

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That's not a filler word.

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Whatever, valley girl.

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The difference between "usted" and "tu"

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is a matter of formality.

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<i>Pepe, usted es viejo.</i>

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"You are old."

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<i>Alberto, usted es feo.</i>

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"You are ugly."

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- No, you're not, Abed.
- Thanks.

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Shakira...

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Shakira...

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<i>Y tupaco...</i>

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<i>Ustedes estan sucios.</i>

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"You are dirty."

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Dirty?

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Still formal, but plural.

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Because, while both are dirty,

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neither are my friends.

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Okay?

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And, on another subject,

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hope you guys are working
hard on your essays.

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Because that's
gonna be 30% of your grade.

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No.

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Jeff... already turned in his essay.

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Great job.

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Thanks.

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As soon as you turn in
your essays on Monday,

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there's gonna be a big-ass quiz.

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So study hard. Class dismissed.

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Ahh.

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Hey, dude.

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Crazy night last night, man.

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Hey, when you go out with me,
it gets crazy.

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That's the "Winger guarantee", huh?

264
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Dude, let's do it again.

265
00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:54,534
Ooh, yeah, I want to.

266
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,367
It's just the quiz, you know?

267
00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:58,134
Study, study.

268
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,801
Well, how 'bout this?

269
00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,101
Bling.

270
00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:03,333
A-plus.

271
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,767
Nice work, Winger!

272
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,834
You know, I knew I could
do it if I applied myself.

273
00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:09,534
Cher... Cherry daiquiri.

274
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,500
Cherry daiquiri!

275
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:12,434
Daiquiri.

276
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,600
- Uh
- Huh.

277
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,801
Later.

278
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,233
You devious clump

279
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,068
of overpriced fabric and hair product.

280
00:12:21,134 --> 00:12:22,434
Speaking as one of the meek,

281
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,034
as soon as I inherit the Earth,
you a dead man.

282
00:12:24,101 --> 00:12:26,434
You got a weird forehead.

283
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,967
We're all very disappointed.

284
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:29,567
All right, dial it back a little, Britta.

285
00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:32,333
If anyone should be
disappointed, it's me.

286
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,667
What kind of a group
threatens to kick someone out

287
00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:36,101
unless he helps them?

288
00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:38,233
What kind of a person is
asked to help other people

289
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,400
and then helps himself!

290
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,333
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

291
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,967
Helps himself?

292
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,967
I don't think I like
being talked to that way!

293
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:47,134
He's using fake outrage
to justify leaving.

294
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,434
Fake outrage? Justify my...

295
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,134
Yeah, that's it. I'm out of here.

296
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,500
Oh, you're breaking up with the group?

297
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:55,200
That's what you guys want.

298
00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:57,333
It's all right,
I've been divorced seven times.

299
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,600
Don't answer your phones

300
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,967
and bury all your money in the backyard.

301
00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:01,634
Here you go.

302
00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:03,267
Look at Pierce's paragraph
from unit two.

303
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:09,200
Let's see.
"I took a computer class..."

304
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,400
"The Apple Store."

305
00:13:10,467 --> 00:13:11,767
- Adorable.
- Keep going, keep going.

306
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:16,534
"And the saleswoman
had manzanas gigante."

307
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,801
"Ruined it."

308
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:19,300
Can you imagine being married to him?

309
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,701
Seven times!

310
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,801
Seven different women
agreed to marry that guy.

311
00:13:23,867 --> 00:13:25,200
It's cra...

312
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:31,400
I'm so alone.

313
00:13:31,467 --> 00:13:33,667
I'm so lonely!

314
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:34,267
I want to die.

315
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:36,534
Come on man, it... come on,
don't do that.

316
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,001
I...

317
00:13:41,068 --> 00:13:43,467
- Just miss her so much.
- Yeah.

318
00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:45,134
I'm sorry.

319
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,434
- This is so stupid.
- No, no, it's fine.

320
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,867
It's just... Buddy, you know...

321
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:52,367
- It's dumb!
- I can see that you're hurting.

322
00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:53,801
Um, but I have to get to accounting.

323
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,101
And it's not like
I'm hitting strip clubs

324
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,267
with Professor Whitman.

325
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,600
- You better not be!
- What?

326
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,701
All I ask

327
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:03,267
is for you to keep filling
the void in my soul.

328
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,801
Well, I'll have to
think of something.

329
00:14:05,802 --> 00:14:08,802
Let me rest gently on your pecs.

330
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:13,201
Best closer to a presentation,
a Nicholson quote.

331
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:16,034
Uh, you take a phrase
from one of his films

332
00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:17,500
and you tailor it to your product.

333
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,634
You can't handle a Moist Towelette!

334
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,334
Something like that, you know?

335
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,600
But you can't use that one.
That's... that's mine.

336
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,001
- Thanks, Pierce.
- Sure.

337
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,800
I'm just gonna write it on some cards.

338
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,167
Okay.

339
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:32,268
Just don't let anybody
know I was involved.

340
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,400
Why do you care so much?

341
00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:50,634
I don't.

342
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:51,901
Because Fievel's going to die.

343
00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:53,968
I'd rather die than listen.

344
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,400
- Who's going to die?
- Yeah.

345
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:56,634
The Dean says the
exterminator is coming

346
00:14:56,701 --> 00:14:58,000
because of our rat.

347
00:14:58,067 --> 00:15:00,300
I'd like to exterminate
this conversation.

348
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,834
What are you doing?

349
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:02,901
He's sitting in Jeff's chair,

350
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:03,834
do he's trying to act like Jeff.

351
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:05,968
<i>Oh!</i>

352
00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:08,400
<i>Ohh.</i>

353
00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,133
Oh, an email.

354
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:10,800
I thought you might want to help me out

355
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,401
because we are friends.

356
00:15:12,468 --> 00:15:14,201
Abed, take it from a former prom king.

357
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:16,967
Real friends help me with things.

358
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,101
Not vice versa.

359
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,034
I would face my fears to help you.

360
00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:22,967
Exactly! 'Cause you're my friend.

361
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:25,234
Am I?

362
00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:27,234
♪ Somewhere ♪

363
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,834
♪ Out there ♪

364
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,334
Oh, Abed.

365
00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:32,234
♪ Beneath the pale... ♪

366
00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:32,968
He gets any nuttier,

367
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:33,868
they're gonna put him on the view.

368
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:36,901
That works, yeah.

369
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:39,033
What are we gonna do?
We gonna study?

370
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,200
Oh, my...

371
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:42,834
Fievel?

372
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,567
Fievel?

373
00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:45,534
Fievel?

374
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,267
Fievel.

375
00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:51,267
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

376
00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:52,834
Okay, thank you.

377
00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:55,100
"Green Week" was a rousing success

378
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:57,901
here at Greendale.

379
00:15:57,968 --> 00:15:59,968
And now for our band, "Greene Daeye"!

380
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:01,334
By the way, they're
not the real "Green Day".

381
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,434
Thought we should just
rip that band-aid off quickly.

382
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,267
Okay!

383
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,567
Hey! What's up?

384
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:10,734
Just got your text, man.

385
00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:12,601
Wanna hang out?

386
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,601
'Cause if you don't, I will fail you.

387
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:18,033
Actually, I had an idea
for an extra credit project.

388
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,367
We've been asked

389
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:21,968
to dedicate our first song

390
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:25,767
to Senor and Senora Chang.

391
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,767
She said she didn't want to talk to me.

392
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:34,334
I didn't tell her you wanted to talk.

393
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,701
Estimation of market value

394
00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,200
of... of... of brownies has...

395
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,133
Ahem! I, uh... target group...

396
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,701
Ms. Bennett,
I'm afraid I have to ask you

397
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,000
to put down the cards.

398
00:16:49,701 --> 00:16:52,934
♪ Somewhere ♪

399
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,067
♪ Out there ♪

400
00:16:55,133 --> 00:17:00,100
♪ Beneath the pale moonlight ♪

401
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,234
Uh...

402
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:05,033
- I... I...
- * Someone's *

403
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,267
♪ Thinking of me ♪

404
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:14,968
♪ And loving me tonight ♪

405
00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:24,534
♪ Somewhere ♪

406
00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:27,300
♪ Out there ♪

407
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:32,801
♪ Someone's saying a prayer ♪

408
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:35,200
They are... wonderful.

409
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,868
We all love... brownies.

410
00:17:37,869 --> 00:17:38,869
They are... delicious.

411
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,334
If you love brownies, you love life.

412
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,067
♪ Somewhere out there ♪

413
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:48,901
♪ And even though I know ♪

414
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:53,400
♪ How very far apart we are ♪

415
00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:56,367
♪ It helps to think
we might be wishing ♪

416
00:17:56,434 --> 00:17:59,567
♪ On the same bright star ♪

417
00:17:59,634 --> 00:18:02,534
♪ And when the night
wind starts to sing ♪

418
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:05,734
♪ A lonesome lullaby ♪

419
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:08,100
♪ It helps to think we're sleeping ♪

420
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,601
♪ Underneath that same big sky ♪

421
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:12,033
♪ Aah ♪

422
00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:17,300
♪ Somewhere ♪

423
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:19,601
♪ Out there ♪

424
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:25,601
♪ If love can see us through ♪

425
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,934
Here's brownie!

426
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,434
♪ Then we'll be together ♪

427
00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:34,868
♪ Somewhere out there ♪

428
00:18:34,934 --> 00:18:38,701
♪ Out where dreams ♪

429
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:43,601
♪ Come true ♪

430
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,801
Aah, it's on my leg!

431
00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:49,400
It's on my leg! It's on my leg!

432
00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,868
Aaaaah!

433
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:55,968
Disgusting!

434
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,367
Thank you.

435
00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:02,300
What's Chang doing?

436
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,834
Uh...

437
00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:08,100
He's getting a refill on his void.

438
00:19:08,167 --> 00:19:10,400
I got an "A" on my presentation,

439
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:12,033
and a lot of the credit goes to Pierce.

440
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,334
Heh. And I had a great sandwich.

441
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,868
We found the stupid rat.

442
00:19:15,934 --> 00:19:17,467
And Abed's gonna shut up about it now.

443
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,400
It's true.

444
00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,200
I have something to say.

445
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:25,300
I've been a horrible husband.

446
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:27,467
And I've been a horrible teacher.

447
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,000
And I'd like to thank
my student Jeff Winger

448
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:31,400
for showing me that

449
00:19:31,467 --> 00:19:33,300
and helping me fix my marriage.

450
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,801
No more 20-page essays due on Monday!

451
00:19:36,868 --> 00:19:38,601
- Oh, that's nice!
- Thank you.

452
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:41,000
Although, Winger,

453
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,300
you should write a
one-page essay called:

454
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:46,868
"Taking advantage of the
emotionally-vulnerable".

455
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:47,801
Booyah.

456
00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:53,601
You did that for us?

457
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,667
Mm, kinda.

458
00:19:57,734 --> 00:19:59,601
You know, I thought
hanging out with you guys

459
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,200
was the worst way to pass Spanish.

460
00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,200
I was wrong.

461
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,834
Uh, we're the best.

462
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:07,067
Jeff, I'm sorry I called you
a handsome hobo.

463
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,868
If you need help with that essay,

464
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:10,701
you can rejoin the group.

465
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:12,000
Thanks.

466
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:14,000
What are you guys talking to me for?

467
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:15,067
You go dance!

468
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,834
I know your secret.

469
00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:24,834
I know about the chair.

470
00:20:41,384 --> 00:20:42,684
Whoa, what model did you get?

471
00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:44,584
It's the "Tsunami 3000
Anniversary Edition".

472
00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:45,584
You?

473
00:20:45,651 --> 00:20:47,150
The "Devil's Drench XJ-11".

474
00:20:47,217 --> 00:20:48,684
This is gonna be awesome.

475
00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:49,883
We should establish base camps.

476
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:51,250
What part of the library do you want?

477
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,617
I'll take the northeast.

478
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,184
Northeast is closest to
the drinking fountain...

479
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,250
All right, guys,
are we gonna do this thing?

480
00:20:56,317 --> 00:20:58,184
Pierce.

481
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,684
I hope that's the tiny gun

482
00:20:59,751 --> 00:21:01,150
that you throw at us to confuse us

483
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:02,451
while you grab the giant gun

484
00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:03,883
that's duct-taped to your back.

485
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:05,117
Seriously, this hardly
seems like a fair fight.

486
00:21:05,184 --> 00:21:07,684
Sync by honeybunny - Corrected by 4be1
www.addic7ed.com

487
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:10,417
Oh, it's pepper water!
Oh, it's pep...

488
00:21:10,484 --> 00:21:12,117
Who put pepper in water?