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Weeds - Saison 3 - Épisode 6
Grasshopper
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Transcript by Testexam
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Synchro et relecture :
Michvanilly / Macanto / [dx] / San-A
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Good morning.
you want huevos rancheros?
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Why are you cooking
without clothes?
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No I have underwear on.
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There's a cotton barrier between
my eggs and yours.
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Would you please take a walk
into the laundry room with me?
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Oh, please tell me there's
not a body in there.
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- Yowza.
- Heroin.
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- Heroin-o-licious.
- Oh put it back.
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Are you a smack dealer
now Nancy?
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Oh, bringing the hammer, down!
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turnin' out the bitch!
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- Hardcore!
- How much is it worth?
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I'm no expert.
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I've heard tar is worth between
$40,000 and $80,000 a key,
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and we've got 20 keys
in there, and that's wholesale.
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Once you break down into
chunks and balloons,
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you're talking about
10 times that.
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It's awesome.
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Calm down, you
don't understand.
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Oh, wait, is your...
oh, jesus, Andy!
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What? That's a lot of money,
I'm excited for us.
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Are you insane?
This isn't ours.
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We're not heroin dealers.
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That stuff scares the
shit out of me.
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- Hello?
- Good, you're up.
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- We're throwing a party.
- Are we?
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I had a vision in the
middle of the night.
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Think big and festive.
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Mixed drinks, strong,
and real food
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None of that California
healthy crap.
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Fried things,
wrapped in bacon.
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- Crowd pleasers.
- When are we throwing this party?
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Tomorrow, for the Agrestic city council.
And whoever else matters
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in wherever the
fuck it is you live.
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Nice, tomorrow,
as in 24 hours?
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Well, I was thinking late
afternoon, so it's more like 31.
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Your budget's 5 grand.
make it look like $10,000.
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I've emailed you a guest list:
mayor asshole, council man asshole,
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any other important assholes
you can think of, add them on.
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- Is this gonna be a problem?
- No, no, all good.
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Great, wear something that
shows off those sexy legs.
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I look forward to seeing
where they end sometime.
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That's your one for the day.
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- Did I, uh, hear "party"?
- Yes, for the city council, go on.
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- Get out of here.
- Aw politicians, shit, this is perfect.
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We can unload at least a key.
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These are U-turn's drugs, and he's
going to take them back.
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You... are going to shave...
and find a clean shirt.
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because you are going to
cater this soiree,
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because we are going to have
the party here tomorrow night.
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Here? Not a restaurant or a hall?
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Not if we want to make
4 grands.
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Take $1,000.
make it look like $5,000.
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I don't remember volunteering my
services, maybe I have plans tomorrow.
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Maybe I have a playdate
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- You live here for free.
- Yes.
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You eat my food, you wipe your
ass with my toilet paper.
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I don't have to ask you shit.
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Get in there and finish
frying your eggs,
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think of a menu that includes
pork-wrapped items.
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And wash your hands.
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I need now is for the boys to
eat heroin eggs for breakfast.
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Right, cuz then they'd
want it everyday.
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Welcome, to your
new home miss Hodes.
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We've got it promised out next week,
some folk shooting a movie,
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But after that,
she's all yours.
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Thank you Sullivan Groff.
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Of course, we'll have to keep it in
the corporation's name
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for the first six months...
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A house is a fat piece of swag to hide.
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Oh it works for me.
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Keeps it out of my husband's
stubby, little sausage fingers.
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- Husband?
- Yeah.
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- You're not wearing a ring.
- I'm separated.
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Dancing my way to divorce.
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This is an amazing living room.
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They call this "the great room".
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This... is the room that
sells the house.
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Oh, flat screen goes right here.
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- What the fuck?
- Here, get behind me.
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God!
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"Whore"...
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- "Cunt"!
- Cunt.
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And another "whore".
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"Whore"... fucking Doug.
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But you got to admit, he's quite
accurate with a 5 iron.
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I'm not dressed for this.
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You said you wanted to talk.
this is my fitness time.
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Ow, quit it!
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Bob and weave, Bob and weave.
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Oh, no, too slow.
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- Come on!
- Ok.
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When are you coming to take
your trunk out of my house?
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- Oh you looked didn't you?
- It's in my house.
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And there it shall remain,
grasshopper.
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Listen...
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I'm throwing a party tomorrow, it can't
be storage space for your... heroin.
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Get the trunk, out of
my house, now.
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No more complaining.
Now, move your feet!
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Come on!
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What am I doing here?
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You are working off your debt
and your ass.
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Keep moving.
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- What do you want from me?
- I'm thinking about grooming you.
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I'm thinking about the future.
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Yeah, that's 'cause Marvin
is a fat fool!
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Maybe one day
you'll be my lieutenant.
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- No, thank you.
- Oh!
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Okay...
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Yeah, I wasn't asking,
and you ain't there yet.
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Just keep on watching
and learning,
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and we'll see what happens.
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Never turn down
an opportunity to learn.
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- You're right.
- No, I'm left.
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See? See what I'm saying?
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Listen... when we done here,
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I'm gonna give you an address
downtown, 7:30 sharp.
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- It's a surprise.
- I don't like surprises.
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You're gonna like this one.
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Now, come on!
keep dancing, girl! Aah!
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Bingo!
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Oh, so close.
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All right, new game.
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Picture frame.
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So that means we fill out the
whole outer edge of the card...
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Top row, bottom row, side,
and side, all filled in.
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Now, this is a long one, everyone,
so settle in...
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and let's bingo!
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It's an indica blend, so it's
not too harsh, not too heady.
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It has a real calming effect.
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Son, I don't need a sales pitch.
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Just tell me this...
Will it fuck me up?
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Yes, sir,
it will fuck you up good.
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Benine.
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Good news. Your tumor is B-9.
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B-9
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Hurry up and give it to me.
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This girl is giving me a headache.
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Before
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- And after.
- Very good!
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Before.
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N-37.
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It is a known fact that in africa,
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the lions rule the Serengeti plain.
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All right,
I need you to try one of each.
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I have stuffed mushrooms,
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little smokies wrapped in bacon,
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chicken satay, and rumaki.
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Feast and praise.
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Is this dinner?
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Yeah, sure, I guess. try.
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This sucks.
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How can it suck?
it's wrapped in bacon.
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Not the food.
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This... Me and you.
I want family dinner
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I need to talk to mom.
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I'm your uncle. talk to me.
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Can you convince mom
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that I'm better off
sitting home all summer
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than stuck in a classroom
full of religious zealots
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proselytizing
a form of fundamentalism
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that's two klicks away from jihad?
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Maybe you better talk to your mom.
Try another smoky.
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When's mom coming home?
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Uh, not sure. She has
a "ladies in business" thing.
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She's at a drug thing, isn't she?
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No.
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Yeah, she's at a drug thing.
your mother's a drug dealer.
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Why do you make me say it? Why?
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- Bud, where you going?
- I'm not hungry.
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Okay, no more hors d'oeuvres.
I'll make some pasta.
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We'll watch bikini
chicks eat crickets.
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No, thanks.
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I'm gonna go read.
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Reading?
You kids today and your reading.
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The male's barbed penis
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will make sex so painful
for the female
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that she snarls and snaps at
him when he retreats.
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So he bites the scruff of her
neck to hold her down.
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Now, the bite may appear to be
dangerous and aggressive...
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Someone get the door!
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- Who is it?
- I don't know who it is,
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because someone hasn't
put up my security cameras
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like I asked 17 times.
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Hey, I'm working the crops here.
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You ain't doing nothing
but smoking mores
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and running water
through dollhouses.
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Why don't you get your ass up
a ladder and do it?
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- Should I get it?
- yeah, see who it is.
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What I do with my time
is none of your damn business.
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And when I ask you to do
something, you fucking do it,
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'cause I'm your aunt, I'm your
elder, and I will beat you down.
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It ain't like you don't know we
supposed to have a security s...
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What the fuck you doing here?
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Don't just stand there...
invite a nigga in.
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Next time I ring your bell, you
better hurry up and let me in.
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Next time you in my face, gargle.
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Oh, you a wild girl, Vaneeta.
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Why'd you bring him here?
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He brought me. it was a surprise.
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I didn't even know
about this place.
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I know everything.
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Now, come over here.
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I don't want my soldiers
fraternizing with the help.
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This is not me.
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How could you think I'd like this?
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The fun's just getting started.
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Now, where's our crop?
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It ain't ready.
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What you mean, "it ain't ready"?!
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Y'all had a minute to get
this place up and running.
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Y'all got more excuses
than a nigger in court.
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Pull it up, dry it out!
let's hit the streets!
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Come on, let's move, now!
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Look, I told you...
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It ain't ready.
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Can't force nature.
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Oh, no? Hmm.
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Seedless watermelon...
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Broccoflower, aprium...
half apricot, half plum.
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Bullshit, you can't force nature.
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They even got a hypoallergenic
cat you can buy for 4 grand.
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Knock over a plant.
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What?
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You need to learn to wreck shit.
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Let them know you mean business.
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Look, I'm all for wrecking shit
to make a point.
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I do it with my kids all the time.
But we're wrecking our own shit.
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Don't argue with me.
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Just go over there
and bust some shit up
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before I have to bust one of
them up, and wait for my cue.
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So, y'all motherfuckers
think we playin', huh?
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I want my fuckin'crop in a month!
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Now, do it right!
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Fine.
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All right, louis...
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Show's over.
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You'll get your fuckin'crops,
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and then we're done with your ass.
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Your grandmother always said
you were a bad seed.
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Now look at you...
full-grown shit bush.
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You old fool.
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It's over when I say it's over.
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Aah!
248
00:13:10,254 --> 00:13:11,818
All right, Nancy, let's go.
249
00:13:15,905 --> 00:13:17,499
Did you fuckin'apologize?
250
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,515
What's the matter with you?
251
00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:23,003
Listen, "thug" means never
having to say you're sorry.
252
00:13:27,146 --> 00:13:29,092
An underground canal
will carry the sewage
253
00:13:29,212 --> 00:13:30,228
right through agrestic
254
00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:32,379
to our water-treatment plant
in van nuys.
255
00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:35,327
- Are you coming to the party later?
256
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,972
- Yes
- Well, how about being my date?
257
00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:39,526
We're ready to break ground, sir.
258
00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:40,814
What do you want now?
259
00:13:41,013 --> 00:13:43,087
You ever watch a man
play with a big machine?
260
00:13:43,545 --> 00:13:46,475
Not for a long time, but you
still didn't answer my question.
261
00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,134
Get over your issues, celia.
262
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:50,654
I want you.
263
00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:53,504
Let's just start with a date,
and we'll take it from there.
264
00:13:55,873 --> 00:13:59,070
- okay, stop right there.
- can I help you?
265
00:13:59,322 --> 00:14:00,785
- Mr. Groff?
- Dumb name.
266
00:14:00,905 --> 00:14:02,951
- And you are?
- Warden Shlapobersky,
267
00:14:03,055 --> 00:14:04,247
from the wildlife commission.
268
00:14:04,653 --> 00:14:06,465
A mammal on our
endangered-species list
269
00:14:06,585 --> 00:14:08,808
may lose its habitat
with this new construction.
270
00:14:08,928 --> 00:14:10,598
We have to insist
that you halt all work
271
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:12,455
until we've further
investigated the matter.
272
00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:14,269
Let me guess... the dirt shrew.
273
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,459
Yeah, yeah.
274
00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:18,262
Looks like a jackrabbit
and a big rat fucked.
275
00:14:18,498 --> 00:14:20,557
You're not getting
anything else from me, wilson.
276
00:14:20,663 --> 00:14:21,670
This store is closed.
277
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:23,167
Well, this project is on hold
278
00:14:23,287 --> 00:14:25,101
until there's a full report
on the dirt shrew,
279
00:14:25,221 --> 00:14:27,753
and I'm referring to
the endangered animal,
280
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:29,617
not the one
in the hard hat and heels
281
00:14:29,737 --> 00:14:31,133
who's been sucking your dick.
282
00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:38,779
I said, "don't let me move"!
283
00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:40,741
You're big. you're a large man.
284
00:14:40,985 --> 00:14:42,325
It's hard to keep you in one place.
285
00:14:42,445 --> 00:14:43,470
I don't let you move.
286
00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,322
Shut the fuck up!
I ain't talking to you!
287
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:48,413
Tell him to shut his fuckin'mouth.
288
00:14:49,327 --> 00:14:51,205
Shut your fucking mouth, Marvin!
289
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,849
That's good.
290
00:14:54,071 --> 00:14:56,032
Oh, that was really good.
291
00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,841
Hey, listen,
if you don't really need me,
292
00:15:01,053 --> 00:15:02,534
I need to go to the flower mart
293
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:05,634
to pick up some Casablanca
Lilies for my boss's party, and...
294
00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:08,958
and I hear that all the wedding planners
get there early and buy them all.
295
00:15:09,932 --> 00:15:12,050
He'll kill me if this party tanks.
296
00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:14,045
You're being hyperbolic.
297
00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:18,102
I don't think
he'll actually kill you.
298
00:15:19,156 --> 00:15:20,156
But me...
299
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,195
I'm a different matter.
300
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,842
- Put your hand on my shoulder.
- Why?
301
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,255
It helps me pay attention
to my form! Do it!
302
00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:32,379
Review time.
303
00:15:34,445 --> 00:15:36,107
What did we learn last night?
304
00:15:37,642 --> 00:15:40,318
Lesson... make an impact.
305
00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:46,712
I'm a drug dealer...
306
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:50,617
... And I'm great at what I do.
307
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,694
Don't you want to be great
at what you do?
308
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:54,991
Yeah.
309
00:15:56,783 --> 00:15:58,969
You been learning good, novice.
310
00:15:59,556 --> 00:16:00,793
But you got to do better.
311
00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:02,667
More money...
312
00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:04,709
Results...
313
00:16:05,121 --> 00:16:06,250
Faster.
314
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,294
Now go get those lilies.
315
00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:25,620
Hi, we haven't
officially met. I'm Tara.
316
00:16:26,268 --> 00:16:27,268
Silas.
317
00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:30,130
Hmm, community-service boy.
318
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,716
I saw you sell mr. Mertes
an eighth.
319
00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:35,555
Nice cross.
320
00:16:36,641 --> 00:16:38,292
Yes, well, I'm tight with the lord.
321
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,894
So, he's aware you can spot
an eighth from across the room?
322
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:45,813
He is. In fact, he, uh,
he likes it when I get stoned.
323
00:16:46,647 --> 00:16:48,306
We have some great talks.
324
00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:51,340
Are you gonna tell on me?
325
00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:53,620
Not if you smoke me out.
326
00:16:55,164 --> 00:16:56,164
Right now?
327
00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:00,693
Tomorrow. Same time.
328
00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:02,475
Gladwell park.
329
00:17:03,641 --> 00:17:06,773
Uh, smoke me out, and
I'll tell you about my friend.
330
00:17:08,052 --> 00:17:09,052
Jesus.
331
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,048
That's the one.
332
00:17:17,479 --> 00:17:20,012
Hey, hey,
go easy on the jumbo shrimp.
333
00:17:20,132 --> 00:17:21,322
Those are expensive.
334
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,889
Dumb name can afford it.
335
00:17:25,263 --> 00:17:26,730
(Hey, hey, shh!)
336
00:17:26,898 --> 00:17:28,528
You got to let it go, man.
337
00:17:29,063 --> 00:17:30,485
Love the food, pal.
338
00:17:31,244 --> 00:17:32,441
Want you to give
a friend of mine a call.
339
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:35,196
We're shooting a movie
in one of our empty houses.
340
00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:37,705
Needs a caterer.
you'll thank me later.
341
00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:39,663
Hey, you did a good job.
342
00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:43,224
How much of the budget
did you stuff in your bra?
343
00:17:46,105 --> 00:17:47,408
Uh, half.
344
00:17:48,029 --> 00:17:49,860
- Can I feel?
- No
345
00:17:50,325 --> 00:17:53,012
In that case, next time,
spring for a hall.
346
00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:55,592
Now, you see that fella...
347
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,289
Baldy, the white-haired clown?
348
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:58,970
Let me know
when he's good and shitfaced.
349
00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:00,583
I need his signature on something.
350
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:02,687
And that woman there
in the chanel knockoff...
351
00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:04,763
She needs the recipe
for the stuffed mushrooms.
352
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,713
She's a big fan.
she's also someone's wife.
353
00:18:10,037 --> 00:18:11,864
I need to borrow her
for a minute.
354
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:15,362
You are going to talk to me.
355
00:18:17,461 --> 00:18:19,872
In, in. Okay, listen.
356
00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:24,649
I know we're in the middle
of the party and everything,
357
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,963
but, Nancy,
you have got to stop hating me.
358
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,645
- I don't hate you.
- But you do.
359
00:18:30,914 --> 00:18:32,199
Celia, I don't.
360
00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:33,925
Listen, you got me a job.
361
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,656
What's done is done. I don't want to
fight anymore. Let's just leave it.
362
00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:39,680
Good, then.
363
00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:42,125
- Okay ?
- I'm glad.
364
00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:44,158
- Great.
- Goddamn it!
365
00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:47,357
These fucking
ankle-strap shoes.
366
00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:54,740
Has Sullivan
ever talked about me?
367
00:18:55,554 --> 00:18:57,654
- What?
- Has he ever mentioned me?
368
00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:02,539
Yes. He calls you
the hot redhead.
369
00:19:02,919 --> 00:19:04,558
Are you sure
he was talking about me?
370
00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:06,757
Because I've always thought
I was more...
371
00:19:07,809 --> 00:19:11,073
...Auburn with, like,
strawberry blond highlights.
372
00:19:11,336 --> 00:19:14,051
He was definitely talking
about you. He likes you.
373
00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:15,588
You should go be with him.
374
00:19:16,361 --> 00:19:19,149
Nancy, there you are. Matt Keefe
doesn't have a drink in his hand.
375
00:19:19,303 --> 00:19:20,306
Hey, man, what's up?
376
00:19:20,429 --> 00:19:22,434
Did you tell some woman
in a Chanel knockoff
377
00:19:22,556 --> 00:19:24,330
she could go through
my recipe box?
378
00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:26,443
Out, out,
all of you, all of you!
379
00:19:26,547 --> 00:19:27,634
This room is off limits!
380
00:19:28,038 --> 00:19:29,166
Okay? Out. Get out.
381
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,653
- I'm really glad...
- Get out!
382
00:19:34,647 --> 00:19:35,969
What are you doing down here?
383
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:37,845
These little smokies
are like crack.
384
00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:39,055
Don't eat too many of them.
385
00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:40,641
They're filled with nitrates.
386
00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:42,477
I really have to talk to you.
387
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,818
Well, bad time.
388
00:19:43,919 --> 00:19:45,257
We'll talk later. I promise.
389
00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:55,501
You look beautiful tonight.
390
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,301
Thank you.
391
00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,179
I want to thank you
for being my date.
392
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,802
You're welcome.
393
00:20:14,389 --> 00:20:15,696
You know
I'm gonna keep trying.
394
00:20:16,118 --> 00:20:17,121
Good.
395
00:20:45,132 --> 00:20:46,143
Who are you?
396
00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:49,634
A sheep in god's flock.
397
00:20:50,846 --> 00:20:52,349
Let me hear you say "baa."
398
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,783
You want a drink?
399
00:20:58,068 --> 00:21:00,836
Mr. Johnson gave it to me
after he confused me with his war buddy.
400
00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:02,084
I don't drink.
401
00:21:03,372 --> 00:21:05,507
Wine's okay
because jesus drank that,
402
00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:08,582
but, other than wine,
I don't drink.
403
00:21:10,122 --> 00:21:11,126
But you smoke.
404
00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:13,897
Only weed, not cigarettes.
405
00:21:15,181 --> 00:21:16,188
Never cigarettes.
406
00:21:17,044 --> 00:21:20,299
You don't drink,
you don't smoke cigarettes.
407
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,917
Let me guess...
you don't have sex either?
408
00:21:23,077 --> 00:21:24,539
Not until I'm married.
409
00:21:29,773 --> 00:21:32,698
How can you be all into jesus
and still smoke weed?
410
00:21:34,944 --> 00:21:37,338
Because pot is natural.
411
00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:39,859
It's not processed.
412
00:21:40,287 --> 00:21:41,742
It's made by god himself,
413
00:21:42,205 --> 00:21:43,421
so it's spiritual,
414
00:21:44,318 --> 00:21:46,242
elevates you, opens your mind,
415
00:21:47,864 --> 00:21:50,187
and that's what god's love
is all about.
416
00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:53,543
I can see your boner.
417
00:21:54,477 --> 00:21:55,501
Fuck.
418
00:21:56,228 --> 00:21:57,229
Don't be embarrassed.
419
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,467
I mean, that's
part of god's love, too.
420
00:22:01,435 --> 00:22:02,542
Once you're married.
421
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,676
You're right.
My virginity is for my husband...
422
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,647
But that doesn't mean
we can't have some fun.
423
00:22:34,455 --> 00:22:35,459
You okay?
424
00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:37,296
Of course.
425
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,715
I was just at this party
last night
426
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,831
and fell up on two
big-booty freaks, that's all.
427
00:22:43,385 --> 00:22:45,849
- They kept a brother up all night.
- I'm coming!
428
00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:48,800
Keeping up with my heart rate,
swinging my arms.
429
00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:50,137
You gonna let him beat you?
430
00:22:50,264 --> 00:22:52,787
Come on! First one
to the next tree wins!
431
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:00,786
U-Turn? Oh, my god.
432
00:23:00,887 --> 00:23:02,012
Oh, my god. Marvin!
433
00:23:04,993 --> 00:23:07,242
What is it?
What's wrong with him?
434
00:23:07,681 --> 00:23:08,827
He got high blood pressure.
435
00:23:09,098 --> 00:23:11,052
I saw some people
at the bottom of the hill.
436
00:23:11,155 --> 00:23:13,604
Run and ask them if they have
a banana. He needs potassium!
437
00:23:13,704 --> 00:23:15,011
I'll stay here.
you'll be okay.
438
00:23:27,211 --> 00:23:28,887
You bitch-ass bitch...
439
00:23:31,854 --> 00:23:32,868
I got you now.
440
00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:43,730
This is for saying I was too
stupid to be your second in command.
441
00:23:44,812 --> 00:23:48,408
And this is for laughing at me
for going to "Dreamgirls"
442
00:23:49,153 --> 00:23:50,947
and for never
letting me count the money.
443
00:23:52,034 --> 00:23:53,246
You gonna die, motherfucker.
444
00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:11,389
Don't die on me, coz!
445
00:24:11,611 --> 00:24:13,113
No one has any bananas.
446
00:24:13,629 --> 00:24:14,938
We need to get him
out of here.
447
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,086
Let's pick him up.
448
00:24:16,552 --> 00:24:17,979
U-Turn's dead!
449
00:24:20,149 --> 00:24:21,154
He's dead!
450
00:24:21,455 --> 00:24:23,156
What am I supposed to
do now, man?!
451
00:24:23,781 --> 00:24:25,807
What the fuck
am I supposed to do, man?!