1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,121 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:07,082 Behold, the incorporated city of Majestic. 3 00:00:07,166 --> 00:00:11,253 What we need is to redirect a small portion of our sewage through your town. 4 00:00:11,337 --> 00:00:13,547 Shit highway could be our road to riches. 5 00:00:13,631 --> 00:00:14,757 We need these votes. 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:15,925 Golf membership. 7 00:00:16,008 --> 00:00:18,761 - I play house. - Motion is passed. 8 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:21,138 It was Celia Hodes who recommended that I speak to you. 9 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,765 You just got yourself a job. 10 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:26,560 This community service thing is totally unsupervised. 11 00:00:26,644 --> 00:00:29,730 - You sold $2,000 in a day. - Impressive, huh? 12 00:00:29,813 --> 00:00:33,234 Your brother is mad at me. I put him in Majestic summer school. 13 00:00:33,317 --> 00:00:35,986 Maybe you and I can solve a murder. 14 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,947 Blood samples point to Kyle and Jill. 15 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:41,242 Jill had an abortion. 16 00:00:41,325 --> 00:00:42,993 I'm setting in front of you documents 17 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:46,872 which will honourably discharge you from the United States Army Reserves. 18 00:00:46,956 --> 00:00:48,791 - Can you grow here? - Hell, yeah. It's perfect. 19 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:50,709 All right, teach me some more grow business. 20 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:53,671 Guillermo's crew is all moody cos I jacked his horse. 21 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:58,008 I left you a package in the garage. I need you to hold onto it for a spell. 22 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:08,102 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 23 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:10,729 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 24 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:14,233 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 25 00:01:14,316 --> 00:01:17,194 ♪ Little boxes all the same 26 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:20,197 ♪ There's a pink one and a green one 27 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,075 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one 28 00:01:23,158 --> 00:01:26,161 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 29 00:01:26,245 --> 00:01:28,956 ♪ And they all look just the same 30 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:33,586 ♪ And the people in the houses 31 00:01:33,669 --> 00:01:36,547 ♪ All went to the university 32 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:39,383 ♪ Where they were put in boxes 33 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:42,303 ♪ And they came out all the same 34 00:01:42,386 --> 00:01:45,556 ♪ And the children go to summer camp 35 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,309 ♪ And then to the university 36 00:01:48,392 --> 00:01:51,312 ♪ Where we all get put in boxes 37 00:01:51,395 --> 00:01:54,398 ♪ And we all come out the same ♪ 38 00:01:57,276 --> 00:02:00,070 Good morning. You want huevos rancheros? 39 00:02:01,739 --> 00:02:04,867 - Why are you cooking without clothes? - No, I have underwear on. 40 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,578 There's a cotton barrier between my eggs and yours. 41 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:11,624 Would you please take a walk into the laundry room with me? 42 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:22,092 Oh, please tell me there's not a body in there. 43 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,227 - Yowza. - Heroin. 44 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:39,318 - Heroin-o-licious. - Put it back. 45 00:02:39,401 --> 00:02:43,489 Are you a smack dealer now, Nancy? Oh! 46 00:02:43,572 --> 00:02:46,200 Bringing the hammer down, 47 00:02:46,283 --> 00:02:48,661 turning out the bitch! 48 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:49,745 Hardcore. 49 00:02:49,828 --> 00:02:51,247 How much is it worth? 50 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:54,708 Ah... I'm no expert. 51 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:58,712 I've heard tar is worth between $40,000 and $80,000 a key, 52 00:02:58,796 --> 00:03:00,965 and we've got 20 keys and that's wholesale. 53 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:04,677 Once you break down into chunks and balloons, you're talking 10 times that. 54 00:03:05,594 --> 00:03:07,137 It's awesome. 55 00:03:08,347 --> 00:03:10,474 Calm down. You don't understand. 56 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,394 Oh, wait, is your... Jesus, Andy! 57 00:03:13,477 --> 00:03:16,647 What? That's a lot of money. I'm excited for us. 58 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,984 Are you insane? This isn't ours. 59 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,486 We're not heroin dealers. 60 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:25,239 This stuff scares the shit out of me. 61 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:34,707 - Hello? - Good, you're up. 62 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:37,209 - We're throwing a party. - Are we? 63 00:03:37,293 --> 00:03:42,006 I had a vision in the middle of the night. Think big and festive. 64 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:47,052 Mixed drinks, strong. And real food. None of that California healthy crap. 65 00:03:47,136 --> 00:03:51,181 Fried things wrapped in bacon. Crowd-pleasers. 66 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:55,144 - When are we throwing this party? - Tomorrow. It's for the Agrestic City Council, 67 00:03:55,227 --> 00:03:57,605 and whoever else matters in wherever the fuck you live. 68 00:03:57,688 --> 00:04:00,941 Nice. Tomorrow, as in 24 hours? 69 00:04:01,025 --> 00:04:04,153 Well, I was thinking late afternoon, so it's more like 31. 70 00:04:04,236 --> 00:04:06,447 Your budget's five grand. Make it look like 10. 71 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:09,742 I've e-mailed you a guest list. Mayor asshole, councilman asshole. 72 00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:12,411 Any other important assholes you think of, add them on. 73 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:15,789 - Is this gonna be a problem? - No, no, all good. 74 00:04:15,873 --> 00:04:18,959 Great. Wear something that shows off those sexy legs. 75 00:04:19,043 --> 00:04:21,795 I look forward to seeing where they end sometime. 76 00:04:21,879 --> 00:04:24,089 That's your one for the day. 77 00:04:25,883 --> 00:04:29,678 - Did I hear "party"? - Yes, for the city council. 78 00:04:29,762 --> 00:04:32,389 - Go on, get out of here. - Oh, politicians. 79 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:35,893 Shit! This is perfect. We can unload at least a key. 80 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:40,105 These are U-Turn's drugs, and he's going to take them back. 81 00:04:41,899 --> 00:04:43,567 You... 82 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:46,487 are going to shave and find a clean shirt. 83 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,364 You are going to cater this soirée, 84 00:04:48,447 --> 00:04:51,283 because we are going to have the party here tomorrow night. 85 00:04:51,367 --> 00:04:55,871 - Here? Not a restaurant or a hall? - Not if we want to make four grand. 86 00:04:56,789 --> 00:05:00,960 - Take $1,000. Make it look like $5,000. - I don't remember volunteering my services. 87 00:05:01,043 --> 00:05:04,463 Maybe I have plans tomorrow. Maybe I have a play date. 88 00:05:06,966 --> 00:05:08,425 - You live here for free. - Yes. 89 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:11,887 You eat my food. You wipe your ass with my toilet paper. 90 00:05:11,971 --> 00:05:14,223 I don't have to ask you shit. 91 00:05:16,642 --> 00:05:18,102 Finish frying your eggs, 92 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:22,648 and think up a menu that includes pork-wrapped items. 93 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:24,441 And wash your hands. 94 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,528 All I need now is for the boys to eat heroin eggs for breakfast. 95 00:05:27,611 --> 00:05:31,115 Right, because then they'd want them every day. 96 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:34,159 Welcome to your new home, Miss Hodes. 97 00:05:34,243 --> 00:05:37,538 We've got it promised out next week, some folks shooting a movie. 98 00:05:37,621 --> 00:05:41,208 But after that, she's all yours. 99 00:05:42,084 --> 00:05:44,628 Thank you, Sullivan Groff. 100 00:05:45,629 --> 00:05:49,091 We'll have to keep it in the corporation's name for the first six months. 101 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:53,012 - A house is a fat piece of swag to hide. - It works for me. 102 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:56,682 Keeps it out of my husband's stubby, little sausage fingers. 103 00:05:56,765 --> 00:05:58,809 - Husband? - Yeah. 104 00:05:58,893 --> 00:06:01,896 - You're not wearing a ring. - I'm separated. 105 00:06:02,521 --> 00:06:05,232 Dancing my way to divorce. 106 00:06:07,151 --> 00:06:09,737 This is an amazing living room. 107 00:06:10,446 --> 00:06:15,492 They call this the Great Room. This is the room that sells the house. 108 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,329 Flat screen goes right here. 109 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:21,207 - What the fuck? - Here, get behind me. 110 00:06:24,001 --> 00:06:25,085 God! 111 00:06:29,506 --> 00:06:30,758 Whore. 112 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:37,848 - Cunt. - Cunt. 113 00:06:38,891 --> 00:06:41,018 - And another whore. - Whore. 114 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:43,354 Fucking Doug. 115 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,694 But you got to admit, he's quite accurate with a 5-iron. 116 00:06:55,491 --> 00:06:56,909 I'm not dressed for this. 117 00:06:56,992 --> 00:06:59,537 You said you wanted to talk. This is my fitness time. 118 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,874 - Ow. Quit it. - Bob and weave, bob and weave. 119 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:05,584 Oh, no, too slow. 120 00:07:05,668 --> 00:07:07,586 - Come on! - OK. 121 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,130 When are you coming to get your trunk? 122 00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:12,341 - You looked, didn't you? - It's in my house. 123 00:07:12,424 --> 00:07:15,511 And there it shall remain, grasshopper. 124 00:07:15,594 --> 00:07:22,184 Listen, I'm throwing a party tomorrow. I can't be a storage space for your heroin. 125 00:07:23,227 --> 00:07:26,855 - Get the trunk out of my house now. - No more complaining. 126 00:07:26,939 --> 00:07:29,233 Now, move your feet! Come on! 127 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,570 What am I doing here? 128 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:37,533 You are working off your debt and your ass. Keep moving. 129 00:07:38,242 --> 00:07:40,411 - What do you want from me? - I'm grooming you. 130 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,830 I'm thinking about the future. 131 00:07:42,913 --> 00:07:45,499 That's cos Marvin is a fat fool! 132 00:07:47,084 --> 00:07:49,837 Maybe one day you'll be my lieutenant. 133 00:07:50,462 --> 00:07:52,298 - No, thank you. - Ah! 134 00:07:52,882 --> 00:07:56,677 OK... Yeah, I wasn't asking, and you ain't there yet. 135 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:00,097 Just keep on watching and learning, and we'll see what happens. 136 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,974 Never turn down an opportunity to learn. 137 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:04,226 - You're right. - No, I'm left. Ooh. 138 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:06,020 See? See what I'm saying? 139 00:08:06,103 --> 00:08:07,980 Listen... When we're done here, 140 00:08:08,063 --> 00:08:11,108 I'm gonna give you an address, downtown, 7:30 sharp. 141 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,193 - It's a surprise. - I don't like surprises. 142 00:08:13,277 --> 00:08:17,198 You're gonna like this one. Now, come on! Keep dancing, girl! 143 00:08:17,281 --> 00:08:19,783 - Bingo! - Oh, so close. 144 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:24,079 All right, new game. Picture frame. 145 00:08:24,163 --> 00:08:26,999 So that means we fill out the whole outer edge of the card. 146 00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:31,670 Top row, bottom row, side, and side, all filled in. 147 00:08:31,754 --> 00:08:36,717 Now, this is a long one, everyone, so settle in and let's bingo! 148 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:40,721 It's an indica blend, so it's not too harsh, not too heady. 149 00:08:40,804 --> 00:08:42,640 It has a real calming effect. 150 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:46,685 Son, I don't need a sales pitch. 151 00:08:46,769 --> 00:08:49,813 Just tell me this. Will it fuck me up? 152 00:08:50,606 --> 00:08:53,067 Yes, sir, it will fuck you up good. 153 00:08:54,109 --> 00:08:55,736 B-9. 154 00:08:55,819 --> 00:09:00,157 Good news. Your tumour is B-9! 155 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:02,243 B-9. 156 00:09:02,326 --> 00:09:06,705 Hurry up and give it to me. This girl is giving me a headache. 157 00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:09,375 B-4. 158 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:11,377 And after. 159 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,920 Very good! 160 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:15,548 B-4. 161 00:09:18,008 --> 00:09:20,970 - N-37. - What? 162 00:09:21,053 --> 00:09:25,474 It is a known fact that in Africa the lions rule the Serengeti Plain. 163 00:09:26,058 --> 00:09:28,185 All right, I need you to try one of each. 164 00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:30,563 I have stuffed mushrooms, 165 00:09:30,646 --> 00:09:36,777 little smokies wrapped in bacon, chicken satay, and rumaki. 166 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:39,029 Feast and praise. 167 00:09:39,905 --> 00:09:42,825 - Is this dinner? - Yeah. Sure. I guess. Try. 168 00:09:48,122 --> 00:09:51,292 - This sucks. - How can it suck? It's wrapped in bacon. 169 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,085 Not the food. 170 00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:56,380 This... Me and you. I want family dinner. 171 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,424 I need to talk to Mom. 172 00:09:59,592 --> 00:10:00,885 I'm your uncle, talk to me. 173 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:04,722 Can you convince Mom that I'm better off sitting home all summer 174 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:08,225 than stuck in a classroom full of religious zealots proselytising 175 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:11,437 a form of fundamentalism that's two clicks away from jihad? 176 00:10:13,105 --> 00:10:15,900 Maybe you better talk to your mom. Try another smoky. 177 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,068 When's Mom coming home? 178 00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:20,613 Not sure. She has a Ladies in Business thing. 179 00:10:20,696 --> 00:10:23,574 - She's at a drug thing, isn't she? - No. 180 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,702 Yeah, she's at a drug thing. Your mother's a drug dealer. 181 00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:29,371 Why do you make me say it? Why? 182 00:10:29,455 --> 00:10:32,249 - Bud, where you going? - I'm not hungry. 183 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:35,252 OK, no more hors d'oeuvres. I'll make some pasta. 184 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:38,797 - We'll watch bikini chicks eat crickets. - No, thanks. 185 00:10:39,465 --> 00:10:41,634 - I'm gonna go read. - Reading? 186 00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:44,136 You kids today and your reading. 187 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,979 The male's barbed penis will make sex so painful for the female 188 00:10:54,063 --> 00:10:58,067 that she snarls and snaps at him when he retreats. 189 00:10:58,734 --> 00:11:01,612 So he bites the scruff of her neck to hold her down. 190 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:05,783 Now, the bites may appear to be dangerous and aggressive, but they are... 191 00:11:09,453 --> 00:11:11,038 Someone get the door! 192 00:11:15,334 --> 00:11:17,461 - Who is it? - I don't know who it is, 193 00:11:17,545 --> 00:11:21,340 because someone hasn't put up my security cameras like I asked 17 times. 194 00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:22,883 Hey, I'm working the crops here. 195 00:11:22,967 --> 00:11:26,637 You ain't doing nothing but smoking Mores and running water through dollhouses. 196 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,349 Why don't you get your ass up a ladder and do it? 197 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:33,561 - Should I get it? - Yeah, see who it is. 198 00:11:33,644 --> 00:11:36,272 What I do with my time is none of your damn business. 199 00:11:36,355 --> 00:11:38,941 And when I ask you to do something, you fucking do it. 200 00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:41,402 I'm your aunt, I'm your elder, and I will beat you down. 201 00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:44,613 It ain't like you don't know we supposed to have a security sys... 202 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:51,370 What the fuck you doing here? 203 00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:54,915 Don't just stand there. Invite a nigga in. 204 00:11:54,999 --> 00:11:58,002 Next time I ring your bell, you better hurry up and let me in. 205 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,421 Next time you in my face, gargle. 206 00:12:00,504 --> 00:12:03,340 Oh, you a wild girl, Vaneeta. 207 00:12:03,424 --> 00:12:07,553 - Why'd you bring him here? - He brought me. It was a surprise. 208 00:12:07,636 --> 00:12:11,181 - I didn't even know about this place. - I know everything. 209 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:12,725 Now, come over here. 210 00:12:12,808 --> 00:12:15,978 I don't want my soldiers fraternising with the help. 211 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:21,191 This is not me. How could you think I'd like this? 212 00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,110 The fun's just getting started. 213 00:12:23,986 --> 00:12:26,447 - Now, where's our crop? - It ain't ready. 214 00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:27,948 What you mean, it ain't ready? 215 00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:30,701 Y'all had a minute to get this place up and running. 216 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,745 Y'all got more excuses than a nigger in court. 217 00:12:32,828 --> 00:12:36,373 Pull it up, dry it out! Let's hit the streets! Come on, let's move, now! 218 00:12:36,457 --> 00:12:39,960 Look, I told you. It ain't ready. 219 00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:43,214 - Can't force nature. - Oh, no? 220 00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:44,340 Hm... 221 00:12:44,423 --> 00:12:46,342 Seedless watermelon, 222 00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:50,888 broccoflower, aprium - half apricot, half plum. 223 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,556 Bullshit, you can't force nature. 224 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,435 They even got a hypoallergenic cat you can buy for four grand. 225 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,274 - Knock over a plant. - What? 226 00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:06,278 You need to learn to wreck shit. 227 00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:07,988 Let them know you mean business. 228 00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:10,491 Look, I'm all for wrecking shit to make a point. 229 00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:12,952 I do it with my kids. But we're wrecking our own shit. 230 00:13:13,035 --> 00:13:15,788 Don't argue with me. Just go over there and bust some shit up 231 00:13:15,871 --> 00:13:18,582 before I have to bust one of them up, and wait for my cue. 232 00:13:20,084 --> 00:13:22,753 So, y'all motherfuckers think we playing, huh? 233 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,339 I want my fucking crop in a month! 234 00:13:34,598 --> 00:13:36,725 - Now, do it right! - Fine. 235 00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:44,483 All right, Louis. Show's over. 236 00:13:45,651 --> 00:13:49,113 You'll get your fucking crops, and then we're done with your ass. 237 00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:54,076 Your grandmother always said you were a bad seed. 238 00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:57,746 Now look at you. Full-grown shit bush. 239 00:13:57,830 --> 00:14:00,207 You old fool. 240 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:03,460 It's over when I say it's over. 241 00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:13,762 All right, Nancy, let's go. 242 00:14:17,182 --> 00:14:20,895 Did you fucking apologise? What's the matter with you? 243 00:14:20,978 --> 00:14:24,356 Listen, thug means never having to say you're sorry. 244 00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:31,614 An underground canal will carry sewage through Agrestic 245 00:14:31,697 --> 00:14:34,200 to our water treatment plant in Van Nuys. 246 00:14:34,283 --> 00:14:36,660 Are you coming to the party later? 247 00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:39,330 - Yes. - Well, how about being my date? 248 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:42,166 - We're ready to break ground. - What do you want? 249 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,793 You ever watch a man play with a big machine? 250 00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:48,130 Not for a long time, but you still didn't answer my question. 251 00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:52,176 Get over your issues, Celia. I want you. 252 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:56,055 Let's just start with the date, and we'll take it from there. 253 00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:59,600 OK, stop, stop! Stop right there. 254 00:14:59,683 --> 00:15:01,518 - Can I help you? - Mr. Groff? 255 00:15:01,602 --> 00:15:02,811 - Dumb name. - And you are? 256 00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:05,648 Warden Shlapobersky from the Wildlife Commission. 257 00:15:05,731 --> 00:15:10,152 A mammal on our endangered species list may lose its habitat with this new construction. 258 00:15:10,236 --> 00:15:13,739 We insist that you halt all work until we've investigated the matter. 259 00:15:13,822 --> 00:15:16,992 - Let me guess. The dirt shrew. - Yeah, yeah. 260 00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:19,703 Looks like a jackrabbit and a big rat fucked. 261 00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:21,914 You're not getting anything else from me. 262 00:15:21,997 --> 00:15:24,542 - The store is closed. - Well, this project is on hold 263 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:29,213 until there's a full report on the dirt shrew, and I'm referring to the endangered animal, 264 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,341 not the one in the hard hat and heels who's been sucking your dick. 265 00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:42,017 - I said, "Don't let me move!" - You're big. You're a large man. 266 00:15:42,101 --> 00:15:44,853 - It's hard to keep you in one place. - I don't let you move. 267 00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:47,690 Shut the fuck up! I ain't talking to you! 268 00:15:47,773 --> 00:15:50,609 Tell him to shut his fucking mouth. 269 00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:52,570 Shut your fucking mouth, Marvin! 270 00:15:53,904 --> 00:15:57,199 That's good. That was really good. 271 00:15:59,076 --> 00:16:02,037 Hey, listen, if you don't really need me, 272 00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:03,956 I need to go to the flower mart 273 00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:07,459 to pick up some Casablanca Lilies for my boss's party. 274 00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:10,838 I hear that all the wedding planners get there early and buy them all. 275 00:16:10,921 --> 00:16:13,799 He'll kill me if this party tanks. 276 00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:15,926 You're being hyperbolic. 277 00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:19,263 I don't think he'll actually kill you. 278 00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:23,601 But me... I'm a different matter. 279 00:16:27,104 --> 00:16:29,106 - Put your hand on my shoulder. - Why? 280 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,025 It helps me pay attention to my form! Do it! 281 00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:34,069 Review time. 282 00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:37,573 What did we learn last night? 283 00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:38,782 Er... 284 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,660 Lesson... Make an impact. 285 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,250 I'm a drug dealer, 286 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:52,213 and I'm great at what I do. 287 00:16:53,422 --> 00:16:56,675 - Don't you want to be great at what you do? - Yeah. 288 00:16:58,093 --> 00:17:00,846 You been learning good, novice. 289 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:02,890 But you got to do better. 290 00:17:02,973 --> 00:17:04,892 More money... 291 00:17:04,975 --> 00:17:06,227 Results... 292 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,728 Faster. 293 00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:19,698 Now, go get those lilies. 294 00:17:23,994 --> 00:17:27,081 Hi, we haven't officially met. I'm Tara. 295 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,041 Silas. 296 00:17:29,124 --> 00:17:31,585 Community service boy. 297 00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:35,297 I saw you sell Mr Mertes an eighth. 298 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:37,299 Nice cross. 299 00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:40,302 Yes, well, I'm tight with the Lord. 300 00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:43,305 So, he's aware you can spot an eighth from across the room? 301 00:17:43,389 --> 00:17:47,560 He is. In fact, he likes it when I get stoned. 302 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:49,728 We have some great talks. 303 00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:52,982 Are you gonna tell on me? 304 00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:55,276 Not if you smoke me out. 305 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,320 Right now? 306 00:17:58,404 --> 00:18:01,991 Er... Tomorrow. Same time. 307 00:18:02,658 --> 00:18:03,951 Gladwell Park. 308 00:18:04,952 --> 00:18:08,122 Smoke me out, and I'll tell you about my friend. 309 00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:12,501 - Jesus. - That's the one. 310 00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:22,887 Hey, hey, go easy on the jumbo shrimp. Those are expensive. 311 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:25,055 Dumb name can afford it. 312 00:18:26,557 --> 00:18:28,309 Hey, hey, shh! 313 00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:30,519 You got to let it go, man. 314 00:18:30,603 --> 00:18:33,981 Love the food, pal. Want you to give a friend of mine a call. 315 00:18:34,064 --> 00:18:36,859 We're shooting a movie in one of our empty houses. 316 00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:39,361 Needs a caterer. You'll thank me later. 317 00:18:39,445 --> 00:18:41,280 Hey, you did a good job. 318 00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:45,534 How much of the budget did you stuff in your bra? 319 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,079 Er, half. 320 00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:51,582 - Can I feel? - No. 321 00:18:51,665 --> 00:18:54,501 In that case, next time, spring for a hall. 322 00:18:54,585 --> 00:18:58,505 Now, you see that fellow, Baldy, the white-haired clown? 323 00:18:58,589 --> 00:19:02,218 Let me know when he's good and shitfaced. I need his signature on something. 324 00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:04,178 And that woman in the Chanel knockoff. 325 00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:06,513 She needs the recipe for the stuffed mushrooms. 326 00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:09,183 She's a big fan. She's also someone's wife. 327 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:16,941 I need to borrow her for a minute. You are going to talk to me. 328 00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:21,529 In, in. OK, listen. 329 00:19:22,988 --> 00:19:26,617 I know that we're in the middle of the party and everything, 330 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,620 but, Nancy, you have got to stop hating me. 331 00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:32,373 - I don't hate you. - But you do. 332 00:19:32,456 --> 00:19:35,626 Celia, I don't. Listen, you got me a job. 333 00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:39,296 What's done is done. I don't want to fight anymore. Let's just leave it. 334 00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:41,715 Good, then. 335 00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:43,759 - OK? - I'm glad. 336 00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:46,262 - Great. - God damn it! 337 00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:49,014 These fucking ankle-strap shoes. 338 00:19:53,686 --> 00:19:56,522 Has Sullivan ever talked about me? 339 00:19:57,064 --> 00:19:59,483 - What? - Has he ever mentioned me? 340 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,610 Er... 341 00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:06,073 - Yes. He calls you the hot redhead. - Are you sure he was talking about me? 342 00:20:06,156 --> 00:20:09,076 Because I've always thought I was more... 343 00:20:09,159 --> 00:20:12,913 auburn with, like, strawberry-blonde highlights. 344 00:20:12,997 --> 00:20:15,708 He was definitely talking about you. He likes you. 345 00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:17,877 You should go be with him. 346 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,838 There you are. Matt Keefe doesn't have a drink in his hand. 347 00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:24,091 Hey, man, what's up? Did you tell some woman in a Chanel knockoff 348 00:20:24,174 --> 00:20:26,093 she could go through my recipe box? 349 00:20:26,176 --> 00:20:27,928 Out, out, all of you, all of you! 350 00:20:28,012 --> 00:20:30,848 This room is off limits! OK? Out. Get out. 351 00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:32,933 - I'm really glad... - Get out! 352 00:20:36,145 --> 00:20:39,356 - What are you doing down here? - These little smokies are like crack. 353 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,526 Well, don't eat too many of them. They're filled with nitrates. 354 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:45,279 - I really have to talk to you. - Well, bad time. 355 00:20:45,362 --> 00:20:47,573 We'll talk later. I promise. 356 00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:58,959 - You look beautiful tonight. - Thank you. 357 00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:02,546 - I want to thank you for being my date. - You're welcome. 358 00:21:15,935 --> 00:21:18,687 - You know I'm gonna keep trying. - Good. 359 00:21:46,465 --> 00:21:47,800 Who are you? 360 00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:51,554 A sheep in God's flock. 361 00:21:52,304 --> 00:21:53,973 Let me hear you say baa! 362 00:21:54,765 --> 00:21:55,766 Baa! 363 00:21:58,143 --> 00:21:59,603 You want a drink? 364 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:02,606 Mr Johnson gave it to me after he confused me with his war buddy. 365 00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:04,233 I don't drink. 366 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,111 Wine's OK because Jesus drank that, 367 00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:10,155 but other than wine, I don't drink. 368 00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:15,452 - But you smoke. - Only weed, not cigarettes. 369 00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:17,872 Never cigarettes. 370 00:22:17,955 --> 00:22:21,792 You don't drink, you don't smoke cigarettes. 371 00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:26,714 - Let me guess, you don't have sex either? - Not until I'm married. 372 00:22:31,302 --> 00:22:34,638 How can you be all into Jesus and still smoke weed? 373 00:22:36,515 --> 00:22:39,101 Because pot is natural. 374 00:22:40,227 --> 00:22:41,770 It's not processed. 375 00:22:41,854 --> 00:22:45,024 It's made by God himself, so it's spiritual. 376 00:22:45,774 --> 00:22:48,360 It elevates you, opens your mind. 377 00:22:49,361 --> 00:22:52,031 That's what God's love is all about. 378 00:22:53,949 --> 00:22:56,410 - I can see your boner. - Fuck. 379 00:22:57,786 --> 00:23:02,208 Don't be embarrassed. I mean, that's part of God's love, too. 380 00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:04,335 Once you're married. 381 00:23:04,418 --> 00:23:07,588 You're right. My virginity is for my husband. 382 00:23:09,089 --> 00:23:11,383 But that doesn't mean we can't have some fun. 383 00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:16,013 ♪ Jesus will dance while we drink his wine 384 00:23:16,096 --> 00:23:21,060 ♪ With soldiers and thieves and a sword in his side 385 00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:25,731 ♪ We will bejoy and we will be right... ♪ 386 00:23:27,942 --> 00:23:29,318 Oh! 387 00:23:35,699 --> 00:23:38,619 - You OK? - Of course. 388 00:23:39,537 --> 00:23:41,455 I was just at this party last night 389 00:23:41,539 --> 00:23:44,792 and felt up on two big-booty freaks, that's all. 390 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:47,670 - They kept a brother up all night. - I'm coming! 391 00:23:47,753 --> 00:23:50,464 Keeping up with my heart rate, swinging my arms. 392 00:23:50,548 --> 00:23:54,343 You gonna let him beat you? Come on! First one to the next tree wins! 393 00:23:57,930 --> 00:23:59,181 U- Turn? 394 00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:03,644 U- Turn! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Marvin! 395 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,526 - What is it? What's wrong with him? - He got high blood pressure. 396 00:24:10,609 --> 00:24:12,570 I saw some people at the bottom of the hill. 397 00:24:12,653 --> 00:24:15,114 Ask them if they have a banana. He needs potassium! 398 00:24:15,197 --> 00:24:18,033 I'll stay here. You'll be OK. U-Turn. 399 00:24:28,794 --> 00:24:30,713 You bitch-ass bitch. 400 00:24:33,382 --> 00:24:34,800 I got you now. 401 00:24:37,636 --> 00:24:38,971 Oh, yeah. 402 00:24:41,223 --> 00:24:44,894 This is for saying I was too stupid to be your second in command. 403 00:24:46,228 --> 00:24:50,024 And this is for laughing at me for going to Dreamgirls, 404 00:24:50,774 --> 00:24:53,235 and for never letting me count the money. 405 00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:54,904 You gonna die, motherfucker. 406 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,002 U- Turn! 407 00:25:11,629 --> 00:25:15,007 - Don't die on me, cuz! - No one has any bananas. 408 00:25:15,090 --> 00:25:17,927 We need to get him out of here. Let's pick him up. 409 00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,637 U- Turn's dead! 410 00:25:21,805 --> 00:25:25,226 He's dead! What am I supposed to do now, man? 411 00:25:25,309 --> 00:25:28,062 What the fuck am I supposed to do, man? 412 00:25:28,145 --> 00:25:32,358 ♪ I was lost in the lakes 413 00:25:33,025 --> 00:25:35,444 ♪ And the shapes 414 00:25:36,612 --> 00:25:38,030 ♪ That your body makes 415 00:25:38,113 --> 00:25:40,699 ♪ I could tell then and there 416 00:25:40,783 --> 00:25:43,494 ♪ We were formed from the clay 417 00:25:43,577 --> 00:25:45,746 ♪ And came from the rocks 418 00:25:45,829 --> 00:25:48,749 ♪ For the earth to display 419 00:25:48,832 --> 00:25:53,546 ♪ They told me to be careful up there 420 00:25:53,629 --> 00:25:57,216 ♪ Where the wind blows a venomous rage 421 00:25:57,299 --> 00:25:58,717 ♪ Through your hair 422 00:25:58,801 --> 00:26:03,430 ♪ They told me to be careful up there 423 00:26:03,514 --> 00:26:08,727 ♪ Where the wind rages through your hair ♪