1 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,231 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,073 Behold, the incorporated city of Majestic. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:11,073 What we need is to redirect a small portion of our sewage through your town. 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,276 Shit highway could be our road to riches. 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,429 We need these votes. 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,555 Golf membership. 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,279 - I play house. - (Doug) Motion is passed. 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,555 It was Celia Hodes who recommended that I speak to you. 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,119 You just got yourself a job. 10 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,749 This community service thing is totally unsupervised. 11 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,798 - You sold $2,000 in a day. - Impressive, huh? 12 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,156 Your brother is mad at me. I put him in Majestic summer school. 13 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,800 Maybe you and I can solve a murder. 14 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,677 Blood samples point to Kyle and Jill. 15 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,832 Jill had an abortion. 16 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,512 I'm setting in front of you documents 17 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,229 which will honourably discharge you from the United States Army Reserves. 18 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,072 - Can you grow here? - Hell, yeah. It's perfect. 19 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:48,912 All right, teach me some more grow business. 20 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,753 Guillermo's crew is all moody cos I jacked his horse. 21 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,913 I left you a package in the garage. I need you to hold onto it for a spell. 22 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,598 ♪ (The Shins) Little boxes on the hillside 23 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,114 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 24 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,476 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 25 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,313 ♪ Little boxes all the same 26 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,198 ♪ There's a pink one and a green one 27 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,953 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one 28 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,918 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 29 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,594 ♪ And they all lookjust the same 30 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,038 ♪ And the people in the houses 31 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,873 ♪ All went to the university 32 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,599 ♪ Where they were put in boxes 33 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,399 ♪ And they came out all the same 34 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,517 ♪ And the children go to summer camp 35 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,160 ♪ And then to the university 36 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,038 ♪ Where we all get put in boxes 37 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,998 ♪ And we all come out the same ♪ 38 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,433 Good morning. You want huevos rancheros? 39 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,032 - Why are you cooking without clothes? - No, I have underwear on. 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,634 There's a cotton barrier between my eggs and yours. 41 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:06,508 Would you please take a walk into the laundry room with me? 42 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,552 Oh, please tell me there's not a body in there. 43 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,318 - Yowza. - Heroin. 44 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:33,071 - Heroin-o-licious. - Put it back. 45 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:37,073 Are you a smack dealer now, Nancy? Oh! 46 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,674 Bringing the hammer down, 47 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,035 turning out the bitch! 48 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,075 Hardcore. 49 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,513 How much is it worth? 50 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,831 Ah... I'm no expert. 51 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,674 I've heard tar is worth between $40,000 and $80,000 a key, 52 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:53,830 and we've got 20 keys and that's wholesale. 53 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:57,390 Once you break down into chunks and balloons, you're talking 10 times that. 54 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,759 It's awesome. 55 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,956 Calm down. You don't understand. 56 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,759 Oh, wait, is your... Jesus, Andy! 57 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,877 What? That's a lot of money. I'm excited for us. 58 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,077 Are you insane? This isn't ours. 59 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,469 We're not heroin dealers. 60 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,120 This stuff scares the shit out of me. 61 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,997 (Phone) 62 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,189 - Hello? - Good, you're up. 63 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,589 - We're throwing a party. - Are we? 64 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:33,196 I had a vision in the middle of the night. Think big and festive. 65 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:38,035 Mixed drinks, strong. And real food. None of that California healthy crap. 66 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,999 Fried things wrapped in bacon. Crowd-pleasers. 67 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:45,789 - When are we throwing this party? - Tomorrow. It's for the Agrestic City Council, 68 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,155 and whoever else matters in wherever the fuck you live. 69 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,357 Nice. Tomorrow, as in 24 hours? 70 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,432 Well, I was thinking late afternoon, so it's more like 31. 71 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,636 Your budget's five grand. Make it look like 10. 72 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,792 I've e-mailed you a guest list. Mayor asshole, councilman asshole. 73 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,348 Any other important assholes you think of, add them on. 74 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:05,591 - Is this gonna be a problem? - No, no, all good. 75 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,638 Great. Wear something that shows off those sexy legs. 76 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,359 I look forward to seeing where they end sometime. 77 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,556 That's your one for the day. 78 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,909 - Did I hear "party"? - Yes, for the city council. 79 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,514 - Go on, get out of here. - Oh, politicians. 80 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,876 Shit! This is perfect. We can unload at least a key. 81 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,919 These are U-Turn's drugs, and he's going to take them back. 82 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,232 You... 83 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,039 are going to shave and find a clean shirt. 84 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,838 You are going to cater this soirée, 85 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,639 because we are going to have the party here tomorrow night. 86 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:44,032 - Here? Not a restaurant or a hall? - Not if we want to make four grand. 87 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,913 - Take $1,000. Make it look like $5,000. - I don't remember volunteering my services. 88 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,276 Maybe I have plans tomorrow. Maybe I have a play date. 89 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,079 - You live here for free. - Yes. 90 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,391 You eat my food. You wipe your ass with my toilet paper. 91 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,630 I don't have to ask you shit. 92 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,359 Finish frying your eggs, 93 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,718 and think up a menu that includes pork-wrapped items. 94 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,438 And wash your hands. 95 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,398 All I need now is for the boys to eat heroin eggs for breakfast. 96 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,836 Right, because then they'd want them every day. 97 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,749 (Sullivan) Welcome to your new home, Miss Hodes. 98 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,991 We've got it promised out next week, some folks shooting a movie. 99 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,516 But after that, she's all yours. 100 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,794 Thank you, Sullivan Groff. 101 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:35,070 We'll have to keep it in the corporation's name for the first six months. 102 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,835 - A house is a fat piece of swag to hide. - It works for me. 103 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,356 Keeps it out of my husband's stubby, little sausage fingers. 104 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,396 - Husband? - Yeah. 105 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:47,358 - You're not wearing a ring. - I'm separated. 106 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,554 Dancing my way to divorce. 107 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,868 This is an amazing living room. 108 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:00,395 They call this the Great Room. This is the room that sells the house. 109 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,119 Flat screen goes right here. 110 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,873 - What the fuck? - Here, get behind me. 111 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,595 God! 112 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,034 Whore. 113 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,833 - Cunt. - Cunt. 114 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,876 - And another whore. - Whore. 115 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,119 Fucking Doug. 116 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,158 But you got to admit, he's quite accurate with a 5-iron. 117 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,113 I'm not dressed for this. 118 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,634 You said you wanted to talk. This is my fitness time. 119 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:46,793 - Ow. Quit it. - Bob and weave, bob and weave. 120 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,438 Oh, no, too slow. 121 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,351 - Come on! - OK. 122 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,792 When are you coming to get your trunk? 123 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,916 - You looked, didn't you? - It's in my house. 124 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,958 And there it shall remain, grasshopper. (Grunts) 125 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:04,354 Listen, I'm throwing a party tomorrow. I can't be a storage space for your heroin. 126 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,830 - Get the trunk out of my house now. - No more complaining. 127 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,115 Now, move your feet! Come on! 128 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,314 What am I doing here? 129 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:19,076 You are working off your debt and your ass. Keep moving. 130 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,830 - What do you want from me? - I'm grooming you. 131 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,150 I'm thinking about the future. 132 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,708 That's cos Marvin is a fat fool! 133 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,879 Maybe one day you'll be my lieutenant. 134 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,232 - No, thank you. - Ah! 135 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,429 OK... Yeah, I wasn't asking, and you ain't there yet. 136 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,717 Just keep on watching and learning, and we'll see what happens. 137 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,518 Never turn down an opportunity to learn. 138 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,670 - You're right. - No, I'm left. Ooh. 139 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,398 See? See what I'm saying? 140 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,277 Listen... When we're done here, 141 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,272 I'm gonna give you an address, downtown, 7:30 sharp. 142 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,271 - It's a surprise. - I don't like surprises. 143 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:57,114 You're gonna like this one. Now, come on! Keep dancing, girl! 144 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,589 - (Tara) Bingo! - (Woman) Oh, so close. 145 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,711 All right, new game. Picture frame. 146 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,519 So that means we fill out the whole outer edge of the card. 147 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,991 Top row, bottom row, side, and side, all filled in. 148 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:15,835 Now, this is a long one, everyone, so settle in and let's bingo! 149 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,674 It's an indica blend, so it's not too harsh, not too heady. 150 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,512 It has a real calming effect. 151 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:25,388 Son, I don't need a sales pitch. 152 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,392 Just tell me this. Will it fuck me up? 153 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,515 Yes, sir, it will fuck you up good. 154 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,078 (Tara) B-9. 155 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:38,312 Good news. Your tumour is B-9! 156 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,309 B-9. 157 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:44,598 Hurry up and give it to me. This girl is giving me a headache. 158 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,153 B-4. 159 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,071 (All) And after. 160 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,559 (Tara) Very good! 161 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,074 B-4. 162 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,273 - N-37. - (Woman) What? 163 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,592 (TV) It is a known fact that in Africa the lions rule the Serengeti Plain. 164 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,196 All right, I need you to try one of each. 165 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,475 I have stuffed mushrooms, 166 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:13,430 little smokies wrapped in bacon, chicken satay, and rumaki. 167 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,590 Feast and praise. 168 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,238 - Is this dinner? - Yeah. Sure. I guess. Try. 169 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,357 - This sucks. - How can it suck? It's wrapped in bacon. 170 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,078 Not the food. 171 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,232 This... Me and you. I want family dinner. 172 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,197 I need to talk to Mom. 173 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,548 I'm your uncle, talk to me. 174 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:40,235 Can you convince Mom that I'm better off sitting home all summer 175 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,596 than stuck in a classroom full of religious zealots proselytising 176 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,672 a form of fundamentalism that's two clicks away from jihad? 177 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,953 Maybe you better talk to your mom. Try another smoky. 178 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,031 When's Mom coming home? 179 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,475 Not sure. She has a Ladies in Business thing. 180 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,313 - She's at a drug thing, isn't she? - No. 181 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,312 Yeah, she's at a drug thing. Your mother's a drug dealer. 182 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,868 Why do you make me say it? Why? 183 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,633 - Bud, where you going? - I'm not hungry. 184 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,518 OK, no more hors d'oeuvres. I'll make some pasta. 185 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,910 - We'll watch bikini chicks eat crickets. - No, thanks. 186 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,630 - I'm gonna go read. - Reading? 187 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,029 You kids today and your reading. 188 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:27,478 The male's barbed penis will make sex so painful for the female 189 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,394 that she snarls and snaps at him when he retreats. 190 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,793 So he bites the scruff of her neck to hold her down. 191 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,797 Now, the bites may appear to be dangerous and aggressive, but they are... 192 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,193 (Buzzer) 193 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,833 (Yells) Someone get the door! 194 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:49,996 - Who is it? - I don't know who it is, 195 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,709 because someone hasn't put up my security cameras like I asked 17 times. 196 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,199 Hey, I'm working the crops here. 197 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,795 You ain't doing nothing but smoking Mores and running water through dollhouses. 198 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:02,350 Why don't you get your ass up a ladder and do it? 199 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,432 - Should I get it? - Yeah, see who it is. 200 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,034 What I do with my time is none of your damn business. 201 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,588 And when I ask you to do something, you fucking do it. 202 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,955 I'm your aunt, I'm your elder, and I will beat you down. 203 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,032 It ain't like you don't know we supposed to have a security sys... 204 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,518 What the fuck you doing here? 205 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,910 Don't just stand there. Invite a nigga in. 206 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,878 Next time I ring your bell, you better hurry up and let me in. 207 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,190 Next time you in my face, gargle. 208 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,999 Oh, you a wild girl, Vaneeta. 209 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:38,039 - Why'd you bring him here? - He brought me. It was a surprise. 210 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,510 - I didn't even know about this place. - I know everything. 211 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,999 Now, come over here. 212 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:46,117 I don't want my soldiers fraternising with the help. 213 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,112 This is not me. How could you think I'd like this? 214 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,952 The fun's just getting started. 215 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,155 - Now, where's our crop? - It ain't ready. 216 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,593 What you mean, it ain't ready? 217 00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,240 Y'all had a minute to get this place up and running. 218 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,197 Y'all got more excuses than a nigger in court. 219 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,670 Pull it up, dry it out! Let's hit the streets! Come on, let's move, now! 220 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:09,116 Look, I told you. It ain't ready. 221 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,236 - Can't force nature. - Oh, no? 222 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,309 Hm... 223 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,231 Seedless watermelon, 224 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:19,598 broccoflower, aprium - half apricot, half plum. 225 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,193 Bullshit, you can't force nature. 226 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,909 They even got a hypoallergenic cat you can buy for four grand. 227 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,516 - (Mutters) Knock over a plant. - What? 228 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,359 You need to learn to wreck shit. 229 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,998 Let them know you mean business. 230 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,389 Look, I'm all for wrecking shit to make a point. 231 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,755 I do it with my kids. But we're wrecking our own shit. 232 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,479 Don't argue with me. Just go over there and bust some shit up 233 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,154 before I have to bust one of them up, and wait for my cue. 234 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,160 So, y'all motherfuckers think we playing, huh? 235 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,629 I want my fucking crop in a month! 236 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,556 - Now, do it right! - Fine. 237 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,000 All right, Louis. Show's over. 238 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,430 You'll get your fucking crops, and then we're done with your ass. 239 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,192 Your grandmother always said you were a bad seed. 240 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,717 Now look at you. Full-grown shit bush. 241 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,075 You old fool. 242 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,197 It's over when I say it's over. 243 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,070 All right, Nancy, let's go. 244 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,909 Did you fucking apologise? What's the matter with you? 245 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,231 Listen, thug means never having to say you're sorry. 246 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,192 (Sullivan) An underground canal will carry sewage through Agrestic 247 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,669 to our water treatment plant in Van Nuys. 248 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,035 Are you coming to the party later? 249 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,588 - Yes. - Well, how about being my date? 250 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:06,319 - We're ready to break ground. - (Celia) What do you want? 251 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,834 You ever watch a man play with a big machine? 252 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,037 Not for a long time, but you still didn't answer my question. 253 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,911 Get over your issues, Celia. I want you. 254 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,629 Let's just start with the date, and we'll take it from there. 255 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,035 OK, stop, stop! Stop right there. 256 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,872 - Can I help you? - Mr. Groff? 257 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,109 - Dumb name. - And you are? 258 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,839 Warden Shlapobersky from the Wildlife Commission. 259 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:33,152 A mammal on our endangered species list may lose its habitat with this new construction. 260 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,596 We insist that you halt all work until we've investigated the matter. 261 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,717 - Let me guess. The dirt shrew. - Yeah, yeah. 262 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,314 Looks like a jackrabbit and a big rat fucked. 263 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,436 You're not getting anything else from me. 264 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,954 - The store is closed. - Well, this project is on hold 265 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:51,431 until there's a full report on the dirt shrew, and I'm referring to the endangered animal, 266 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,432 not the one in the hard hat and heels who's been sucking your dick. 267 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,712 - I said, "Don't let me move!" - You're big. You're a large man. 268 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,439 - It's hard to keep you in one place. - I don't let you move. 269 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,159 Shut the fuck up! I ain't talking to you! 270 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,959 Tell him to shut his fucking mouth. 271 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,837 Shut your fucking mouth, Marvin! 272 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,271 That's good. That was really good. 273 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,913 Hey, listen, if you don't really need me, 274 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,752 I need to go to the flower mart 275 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:28,116 to pick up some Casablanca Lilies for my boss's party. 276 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,351 I hear that all the wedding planners get there early and buy them all. 277 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,193 He'll kill me if this party tanks. 278 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,236 You're being hyperbolic. 279 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,435 I don't think he'll actually kill you. 280 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,592 But me... I'm a different matter. 281 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,871 - Put your hand on my shoulder. - Why? 282 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,712 It helps me pay attention to my form! Do it! 283 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,633 Review time. 284 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,998 What did we learn last night? 285 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,149 Er... 286 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,913 Lesson... Make an impact. 287 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,238 I'm a drug dealer, 288 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,034 and I'm great at what I do. 289 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,317 - Don't you want to be great at what you do? - Yeah. 290 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,319 You been learning good, novice. 291 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,277 But you got to do better. 292 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,191 More money... 293 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,474 Results... 294 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,913 Faster. 295 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,391 Now, go get those lilies. 296 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,478 Hi, we haven't officially met. I'm Tara. 297 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,353 Silas. 298 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,795 Community service boy. 299 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,348 I saw you sell Mr Mertes an eighth. 300 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,273 Nice cross. 301 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,155 Yes, well, I'm tight with the Lord. 302 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,038 So, he's aware you can spot an eighth from across the room? 303 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,113 He is. In fact, he likes it when I get stoned. 304 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,191 We have some great talks. 305 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,310 Are you gonna tell on me? 306 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,516 Not if you smoke me out. 307 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,437 Right now? 308 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,956 Er... Tomorrow. Same time. 309 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:19,828 Gladwell Park. 310 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,837 Smoke me out, and I'll tell you about my friend. 311 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,037 - Jesus. - That's the one. 312 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,989 Hey, hey, go easy on the jumbo shrimp. Those are expensive. 313 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,071 Dumb name can afford it. 314 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,192 Hey, hey, shh! 315 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,316 You got to let it go, man. 316 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,631 Love the food, pal. Want you to give a friend of mine a call. 317 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,393 We're shooting a movie in one of our empty houses. 318 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,789 Needs a caterer. You'll thank me later. 319 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,632 Hey, you did a good job. 320 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,717 How much of the budget did you stuff in your bra? 321 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,119 Er, half. 322 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,509 - Can I feel? - No. 323 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,319 In that case, next time, spring for a hall. 324 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,154 Now, you see that fellow, Baldy, the white-haired clown? 325 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,710 Let me know when he's good and shitfaced. I need his signature on something. 326 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,597 And that woman in the Chanel knockoff. 327 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,830 She needs the recipe for the stuffed mushrooms. 328 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,388 She's a big fan. She's also someone's wife. 329 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:29,834 I need to borrow her for a minute. You are going to talk to me. 330 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,234 In, in. OK, listen. 331 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:39,110 I know that we're in the middle of the party and everything, 332 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,998 but, Nancy, you have got to stop hating me. 333 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,640 - I don't hate you. - But you do. 334 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,757 Celia, I don't. Listen, you got me a job. 335 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:51,276 What's done is done. I don't want to fight anymore. Let's just leave it. 336 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,589 Good, then. 337 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,557 - OK? - I'm glad. 338 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,949 - Great. - God damn it! 339 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,600 These fucking ankle-strap shoes. 340 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,799 Has Sullivan ever talked about me? 341 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,629 - What? - Has he ever mentioned me? 342 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,676 Er... 343 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:16,958 - Yes. He calls you the hot redhead. - Are you sure he was talking about me? 344 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,838 Because I've always thought I was more... 345 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:23,515 auburn with, like, strawberry-blonde highlights. 346 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,194 He was definitely talking about you. He likes you. 347 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,271 You should go be with him. 348 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,113 There you are. Matt Keefe doesn't have a drink in his hand. 349 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,237 Hey, man, what's up? Did you tell some woman in a Chanel knockoff 350 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,151 she could go through my recipe box? 351 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,912 Out, out, all of you, all of you! 352 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,719 This room is off limits! OK? Out. Get out. 353 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,711 - I'm really glad... - Get out! 354 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,872 - What are you doing down here? - These little smokies are like crack. 355 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,918 Well, don't eat too many of them. They're filled with nitrates. 356 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,560 - I really have to talk to you. - Well, bad time. 357 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,756 We'll talk later. I promise. 358 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,676 - You look beautiful tonight. - Thank you. 359 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,116 - I want to thank you for being my date. - You're welcome. 360 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,599 - You know I'm gonna keep trying. - Good. 361 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,514 Who are you? 362 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,118 A sheep in God's flock. 363 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,432 Let me hear you say baa! 364 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,155 Baa! 365 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,839 You want a drink? 366 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,718 Mr Johnson gave it to me after he confused me with his war buddy. 367 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,279 I don't drink. 368 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,036 Wine's OK because Jesus drank that, 369 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,953 but other than wine, I don't drink. 370 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,035 - But you smoke. - Only weed, not cigarettes. 371 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,355 Never cigarettes. 372 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,115 You don't drink, you don't smoke cigarettes. 373 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:31,830 - Let me guess, you don't have sex either? - Not until I'm married. 374 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,437 How can you be all into Jesus and still smoke weed? 375 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,708 Because pot is natural. 376 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,279 It's not processed. 377 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,397 It's made by God himself, so it's spiritual. 378 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,588 It elevates you, opens your mind. 379 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,120 That's what God's love is all about. 380 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,315 - I can see your boner. - Fuck. 381 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,872 Don't be embarrassed. I mean, that's part of God's love, too. 382 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,919 Once you're married. 383 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,037 You're right. My virginity is for my husband. 384 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,675 But that doesn't mean we can't have some fun. 385 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:19,117 ♪ Jesus will dance while we drink his wine 386 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:23,955 ♪ With soldiers and thieves and a sword in his side 387 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,433 ♪ We will bejoy and we will be right... ♪ 388 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,879 Oh! 389 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,635 (Gasps) 390 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,836 (Panting) 391 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,798 - You OK? - Of course. 392 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,511 I was just at this party last night 393 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,717 and felt up on two big-booty freaks, that's all. 394 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,473 - They kept a brother up all night. - (Marvin) I'm coming! 395 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,154 Keeping up with my heart rate, swinging my arms. 396 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,869 You gonna let him beat you? Come on! First one to the next tree wins! 397 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,514 U-Turn? 398 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,795 U-Turn! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Marvin! 399 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,399 - What is it? What's wrong with him? - He got high blood pressure. 400 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,357 I saw some people at the bottom of the hill. 401 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,795 Ask them if they have a banana. He needs potassium! 402 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,599 I'll stay here. You'll be OK. U-Turn. 403 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,751 You bitch-ass bitch. 404 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,673 I got you now. 405 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,674 Oh, yeah. 406 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,355 This is for saying I was too stupid to be your second in command. 407 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,269 And this is for laughing at me for going to Dreamgirls, 408 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,355 and for never letting me count the money. 409 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,953 You gonna die, motherfucker. 410 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,434 U-Turn! 411 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,231 - Don't die on me, cuz! - No one has any bananas. 412 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,039 We need to get him out of here. Let's pick him up. 413 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:17,678 U-Turn's dead! 414 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,036 He's dead! What am I supposed to do now, man? 415 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,759 What the fuck am I supposed to do, man? 416 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,879 ♪ I was lost in the lakes 417 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,829 ♪ And the shapes 418 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,313 ♪ That your body makes 419 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,868 ♪ I could tell then and there 420 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,554 ♪ We were formed from the clay 421 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,710 ♪ And came from the rocks 422 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,598 ♪ For the earth to display 423 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,196 ♪ They told me to be careful up there 424 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,716 ♪ Where the wind blows a venomous rage 425 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,153 ♪ Through your hair 426 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,677 ♪ They told me to be careful up there 427 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:04,754 ♪ Where the wind rages through your hair ♪