1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:04,429 Here's whatyou missed last week, 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:05,630 Quinn's parents found out she's pregnant,,, 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:07,605 because Finn told them in song, 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,734 - We didn't even have sex. - They kicked her out, Now she's living at Finn's house, 5 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,937 Every.one thinks that Finn's the father, though really it's Puck, 6 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,982 I don't care if that baby comes out with a Mohawk. 7 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:18,643 I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's. 8 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:20,618 - And that's whatyou missed on- - ? Glee ? 9 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,095 Hey, fella, 10 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:33,997 Unless my write-up in Splits! magaxine naming me cheerleading coach of the decade... 11 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:37,036 has me driven completelyinsane,,, 12 00:00:37,103 --> 00:00:39,037 I'm pretty sure you and I had an agreement... 13 00:00:39,105 --> 00:00:41,665 that you were going to show me your Glee Club set list for sectionals. 14 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:45,108 Sorry, Sue. I didn't thinkyou were all that interested in Glee Club anymore. 15 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:48,670 Not interested? Why, I'm the fine arts administrator or something. 16 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:53,142 Um, well, I will make sureyou get a copy. 17 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:57,622 That'd be fantastic. I'd hate to have to go to Figgins about this. 18 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:00,454 - Hey, Will? - Yes? 19 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,461 I'd like my magaxine back, please. 20 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:08,700 Thankyou. 21 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:11,566 [Will Narrating] Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester, 22 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:15,506 You never quite know whereyou stand, I knew she was up to something, 23 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,135 Five, six, seven, eight. Step-ball-change. 24 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,975 Step, step. Un, da, seven, eight. 25 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,174 Step-ball-change. Step, step, uh. 26 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,843 You guys go. Step-ba- Brittany. 27 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:30,614 Coach Sylvester didn't tell me to do this. 28 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:34,091 - [School Bell Rings ] - [Will Narrating] It kept getting worse, 29 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,151 Hey there, pal. Would you remind me once again... 30 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,629 the names of the schools you'll be competing against at sectionals? 31 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:41,030 Jane Addams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf. 32 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,194 Got it. What are their xip codes? 33 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,399 [Will]She's leaking our competitive set list to the otherschools, 34 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:50,034 If the other Glee Clubs get set lists and videos... 35 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,203 they'll know exactly how to beat us at sectionals. 36 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,678 Well, first, don't let Sue distract you. All right? 37 00:01:54,747 --> 00:01:57,238 And ifyou can't take Muhammad to the mountain... 38 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:01,253 then you got to get Muhammad to bring the mountain down to his house. 39 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,653 Muhammad's house, wherever he's staying. 40 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:07,557 - I don't understand. - Look, you should drive over toJane Addams Academy... 41 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,686 and ask the director point-blank. 42 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:12,287 If something's going on, you'll know. 43 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,789 Hmm. 44 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,963 [ Door Buxxes ] 45 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:24,766 [ Door Buxxes ] 46 00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:32,176 All right. Oh. Thanks. 47 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,152 [ Door Buxxes ] 48 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,915 [ Detector Chirps ] 49 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:41,085 [ Chirping ] 50 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:45,754 Thanks. 51 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:50,361 You're a good kid, Aphasia. Why did you try to rob a bank? 52 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:54,634 Because, Miss Hitchens, that's where they keep the money. 53 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:56,641 Go back to class. 54 00:02:56,709 --> 00:03:00,042 Hi, Miss Hitchens. I'm Will Schuester from McKinley High. 55 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,946 Aphasia, give Mr. Schuester his wallet back. 56 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,154 Wow. She's- She's good. [ Chuckles ] 57 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,216 Um- Uh, thankyou, Thankyou forseeing me, 58 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,660 We don't get a lot of other educators paying us visits. 59 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:20,130 Right. Um, well, the reason I'm here is... 60 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,259 [ Chuckles ] a little weird. 61 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:25,998 So I guess the best thing for me to do is just come right out with it. 62 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:31,104 I think our cheerleading coach has been passing along our set list for sectionals toyou. 63 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,077 What kind of messed-up school areyou people running? 64 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,274 You think that because our students are thieves and arsonists, we're cheaters too? 65 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,682 No, no, no. It's notyou. It's Sue. 66 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:44,086 Doyou know that we don't have costumes or even an auditorium? 67 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,125 Our show choir has to practice out in the recyard. 68 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:47,921 This is Ohio, We have weather, 69 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,360 You don't have to tell me about underfunding for the arts. 70 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:53,957 Look, all I know is that our choir seems to be the only thing... 71 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,024 that keeps my girls from recidivism. 72 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,093 It makes them feel good about themselves. 73 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,105 I'm not gonna cheat and risk that... 74 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:03,233 just so we can get a leg up on your school of privileged misfits. 75 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:06,335 Especially from what I hear. We're probably gonna takeyou anyway. 76 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,642 Really? And who'd you hear that from? 77 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,684 I had my spies atyour invitational. 78 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,686 - Want some coffee? - Please. 79 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:18,022 I'm- I'm really sorry. 80 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,821 I-I didn't mean to offendyou, 81 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:22,986 Let me make it up to you. 82 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:26,088 You guys don't have an auditorium. Come use ours. 83 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:29,726 Yeah, let's have a little, uh, scrimmage at our place. 84 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,961 [Will] Okay, guys, so, first ofall,,, 85 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:35,530 I want to welcome Miss Hitchens and theJane Addams Glee Club. 86 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,542 We're all very happy to haveyou guys here. 87 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,703 So, um, we're gonna letyou guys start us off. 88 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,509 Let's see whatyou got. 89 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,777 Hit it. 90 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:47,879 ♪Jayelle, can you handle this ♪ 91 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,252 ♪ Shadonta can you handle this ♪ 92 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,757 ♪ Aphasia, can you handle this ♪ 93 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,225 ♪ I don't think they can handle this ♪ 94 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,264 ♪ Better move 'causewe've arrived ♪ 95 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,094 ♪ Lookin' sexy Lookin' fly ♪ 96 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,225 ♪ Baddest chicks chicks inside ♪ 97 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,601 ♪ Deejay,jam tonight ♪ 98 00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:09,403 ♪ Spottedme, a tenderthing Thereyou are Come on, baby♪ 99 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,069 ♪ Don't you wanna dance with me ♪ 100 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,045 ♪ Can you handle, handle me ♪ 101 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:16,411 ♪ Lookin' hot Smellin' good ♪ 102 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,416 ♪ Groovin' like I'm from the hood ♪ 103 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,748 ♪ Over my shoulder I blowyou a kiss ♪ 104 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,084 ♪ Can you handle, handle this ♪ 105 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,919 - ?Yeah ? - ? I don't thinkyou're readyforthisjelly? 106 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,858 ♪ I don't thinkyou're ready for this jelly ♪ 107 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,622 ♪ I don't think you're ready for this ♪ 108 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:32,392 ♪ 'Cause my body's too bootylicious foryou, babe ♪ 109 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,763 ♪ I don't thinkyou're ready for this jelly ♪ 110 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,392 ♪ I don't think you're ready for this jelly ♪ 111 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,596 - ? No, no ? - ? I don't thinkyou're ready for this ? 112 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,697 ♪ 'Cause my body's too bootylicious foryou, babe ♪ 113 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,969 - ? Moveyour body up and down ? - ? Ooh ? 114 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,409 - ? Makeyour booty touch the ground ? - ? Ooh ? 115 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,208 ♪ I can't help but wonderwhy♪ 116 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,749 ♪ Is myvibe too vibealicious foryou, babe ♪ 117 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,876 ♪ I shake myjelly at every chance ♪ 118 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,420 ♪When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance ♪ 119 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:57,615 ♪ I'm hopin' you can handle all this jellythat I have ♪ 120 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,659 ♪ Now let's cut a rug whilewe scat somejaxx ♪ 121 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,820 ? My body ? ?? [Vocalixing ] 122 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:07,264 ? My body ? ?? [Vocalixing ] 123 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,733 ♪ Pow, pow, pow, pow ♪ 124 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:11,599 ♪ I don't thinkyou're ready for this jelly ♪ 125 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:14,162 - ? I don't thinkyou're ready for this jelly ? - ?Whoo, whoo-ooh, baby ? 126 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,935 ♪ I don't think you're ready for this ♪ 127 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,772 ♪ 'Cause my body's too bootylicious foryou ♪ 128 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,278 ♪ I don't think you're ready for this jelly ♪ 129 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:23,281 ♪ Don't thinkyou're ready, baby No, no, no ♪ 130 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,681 ♪ I don't think you're ready for this ♪ 131 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,947 - ? Is mybodytoo bootylicious foryou, baby? - ? Ahh ? 132 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:30,853 ♪ I don't thinkyou're ready for this jelly ♪ 133 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:32,857 - ? I don't thinkyou're ready for this jelly ? - ? Baby ? 134 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,859 ♪ I don't think you're ready for this ♪ 135 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:39,261 ♪ 'Cause my body's too bootylicious foryou, baby ♪♪ 136 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:44,503 [Hitchens ] Yeah, 137 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:48,106 [ Cheering] 138 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,165 - [ All Chattering ] - [ Girl ] Good luck. 139 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,547 Good luck, 140 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:02,045 Mr. Schue, you seem concerned. 141 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,112 What? No. I mean, theywere great. 142 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:06,124 But we're just as good. 143 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:09,719 Mr. Schue, if I may-What theywere doing was just all smoke and mirrors. 144 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,196 - It's called "hairography." - What? 145 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:15,291 Hairography. All the whixxing oftheir hair around... 146 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,734 just to distract from the fact that they're not really good dancers. 147 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,398 And theirvocals were just so-so. 148 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:23,738 Trust me. We have nothing to be afraid of. 149 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:31,045 - [ Sighs ] - [School Bell Rings ] 150 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,881 All right, guys, I did some thinking last night. 151 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:37,047 I think I found our new number for sectionals. 152 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,887 We're gonna do the title song from Hair, 153 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,893 Now, this showstarteda revolution, 154 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,055 Wait, did they have Mohawks back then? Like in the '20s orwhatever? 155 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,999 Yeah, Mr. Schue, ifwe're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair? 156 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:53,562 I'm one step ahead ofyou. Here areyourwigs. 157 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,540 - Cool, - Mr. Schuester. What areyou doing? 158 00:07:56,609 --> 00:08:00,375 We are fine the waywe are, We don't need hairography, It'sjust a distraction, 159 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:04,041 Look, I have to be honest. Those Jane Addams girls did freak me out a little. 160 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:06,676 And I'm worried about our chances for sectionals. 161 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:09,619 I mean, we have to pull out all the stops ifwe wanna win. 162 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:13,056 - [Chattering] - [ Chuckles ] 163 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,390 Lookin'great, guys, [ Chuckling] 164 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,496 - [School Bell Rings ] - [Puck ] Saw it in the bookstore, 165 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:21,556 Figured I'd steal it foryou, you know, in case you change your mind... 166 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,727 decide you wanna keep it. 167 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,771 That is so sweet. 168 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,772 To be honest... 169 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,037 I really don't know what I'm gonna do about it anymore. 170 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,135 My mind's pretty messed up about everything. 171 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:36,807 Well, whateveryou decide. No pressure. 172 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,175 [ Thinking ] Thank God for Puck. 173 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,244 Thanks to him, I'm starting to realixe... 174 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:46,724 that what I need right now, even more than looser pants, is acceptance. 175 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:50,353 - [ Laughing ] - Everyone is putting so much pressure on me. 176 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,954 It's so easy for them to be distracted. 177 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,899 I don't have that luxury. I am under siege. 178 00:08:55,968 --> 00:08:57,959 You don't drink dietsoda, doyou? 179 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,232 Because the phosphoric acid causes male pattern baldness. 180 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:03,173 - The baby's a girl. - Women go bald too. 181 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:07,235 You worry too much, Terri. Mom smoked and drank a bottle of Riunite on ice every night... 182 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,146 when she was pregnant with us, and we're totallynormal, 183 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,741 Just takeyour vitamins, stay out ofthe hot tub,,, 184 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:16,015 and avoid rum-based drinks, and you'll be fine. 185 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:19,854 [ Thinking ] Maybe the problem isn't that I don't wanna keep the baby. 186 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:24,420 The problem is that I don't wanna keep the babywith Finn. 187 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,692 Maybe I didn't give Puck enough ofa chance, 188 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,462 He is the real dad, afterall, 189 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:33,232 Finn would freak ifl startedspending time with Puck though, 190 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:37,504 I need to distract him so that I can take Puck for a test drive, 191 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,704 But how? 192 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:43,772 Mmm, Forget about it, She looks like a five-year-old, 193 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:46,943 Still, maybe with a little bit ofmakeup, 194 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,953 - [ School Bell Rings ] - Hey, Kurt... 195 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:51,012 can I pick your pi nk brai n for a second? 196 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,251 Why, hel lo, Quinn. T o what do I owe the honor? 197 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,352 I do believe this is the first time you've ever spoken to me. 198 00:09:56,429 --> 00:10:00,297 I'm sorry about that. Anyways, I have a proposition to make. 199 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,096 - A makeover. - I'm in. Makeovers are like crack to me. 200 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,364 - Uh-huh. - My suggestion: Spanx. 201 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,930 Or a double-knit camisole with a control top for the baby bump. 202 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:12,034 Also, baby doll dresses- dead giveaway. 203 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,204 Not for me. For Rachel. 204 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,214 [ Chuckles ] Whywould I wanna do that? 205 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,546 I admit I like a challenge as much as the next guy... 206 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:23,954 but Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time. 207 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,014 My point exactly. 208 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:28,424 You're as concerned about the Glee Club succeeding as I am. 209 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:32,726 Andshe's a distraction, Look at her, She's wearing a pantsuit, 210 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,791 Don't you think the judges are gonna take one look at her... 211 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:40,361 and maybe wanna knock her down a peg or two? 212 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:43,875 And to think I thought you were a dumb blonde. 213 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,342 Deal. 214 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,386 - Good night. - Good night, 215 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,360 [ Gasps ] What are you doing? 216 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,371 - I'm trying to be intimate with mywife. - No, you're trying to have sex. 217 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,566 - Well- I- - Not intimacy. 218 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,542 Ifyou wanted intimacy, you- 219 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,102 you would ask me how I'm feeling about being pregnant. 220 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,045 You're right. 221 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,049 - [ Exhales ] - I'm sorry. 222 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,210 It's okay. 223 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:34,953 It will all be worth it when she shows up, right? 224 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,763 Yeah. Of course. 225 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,095 - Loveyou. - Loveyou. 226 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:49,067 [ Thinking ] There's no way I can keep this up. 227 00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,609 He's gonna catch on. 228 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,111 I miss him too though. 229 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,671 I do wanna have a familywith him. 230 00:11:56,749 --> 00:12:00,810 I only ever started lying about all ofthis to give us a chance. 231 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,253 I just need to buy myselfsome more time. 232 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,520 I've got to distract him with something. 233 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,584 But what? 234 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,702 Oh! 235 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:21,763 The key is to neverwax above the eyebrow. Always shape from below. 236 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:25,368 Trust me. I get a lot of practice. Look at mine. 237 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:28,572 [ Exhales ] Kurt... 238 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:31,548 why did you volunteer to give me a new look? 239 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,847 One, I'm a sucker for makeovers. 240 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,717 And two, you need something to distract from your horrible personality. 241 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:40,054 Most ofthe time, I find it hard to be in the same room with you. 242 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,219 Especially this one. 243 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:45,661 Which looks like where Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobbie come to hook up. 244 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,535 You're extremely talented, Rachel. 245 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,664 Watching you perform is amaxing. 246 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,732 But sometimes it's hard to appreciate what a good singeryou are... 247 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,973 because all I'm thinking about is shoving a sock intoyour mouth. 248 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:04,538 Well, what kind ofmakeover did you have in mind? 249 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,246 [ Inhales ] We need to broaden your appeal. 250 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,221 I want every boy at school to do a double take when you strut past. 251 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:17,251 Well, there's really onlyjust... one boy that I'd like to impress. 252 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:20,059 - Canyou keep a secret? - Of course. 253 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,100 - I'm in love with Finn. - Really? 254 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,005 I understand completely. 255 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,007 Let's move on to makeup. 256 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:34,171 I happen to know for a fact that Finn is attracted to loose women. 257 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,612 What? Quinn is so wholesome. 258 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:39,708 Let me put this into musical theater parlance. 259 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:42,117 In Grease, what did Sandy do to get DannyZuko? 260 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:45,214 She had to ditch the poodle skirt and slap on a catsuit. 261 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,385 In short, she had to dress like a ho. 262 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,020 Maybe ifyour lookwas better... 263 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,564 more desirable... 264 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:56,362 Finn would be in your arms right now. 265 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:59,063 Huh. Instead ofQuinn's. 266 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,875 - What's going on, Ter? -Just a couple more steps, okay? 267 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,209 - All right, stop. - Okay. 268 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:17,212 Is that the Blue Bomber? Oh! It is, 269 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,087 [ Chuckles ] I remember I tookyou to prom in this car. 270 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:23,492 - We did it in the backseat. - Well, this isn't actuallyyour old car. 271 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:27,157 - I found this one on eBay. - [ Exhales ] You know, I always regretted selling this car. 272 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,224 I know. That's why I gotyou this one. 273 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:32,600 I thought maybe working on it would be a- a distraction... 274 00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,606 - from all the pressure thatyou've been under. - You are the best. 275 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,165 - Oh! - Mmm. 276 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,307 - Ho-Honey? - Yeah? 277 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,747 Um, could you go and get me a froxen yogurt? 278 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,445 Yeah, yeah. Sure. Oh. Maybe I'll stop by Pep Boys. 279 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,646 - Maybe they have some advice. - That's a good idea. 280 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,520 - Yeah. - Takeyour time, honey. 281 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:56,652 - How can you bring her here? What ifhe saw her? - You're gonna wanna hear this. 282 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,663 I gave Little Miss Peroxide my phone number... 283 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,359 in case ofan emergency, and she called to drop the bomb on me! 284 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,764 What? What bomb? 285 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,737 What is it? 286 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,463 I'm keeping my baby. 287 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,137 - Oh- - [School Bell Rings ] 288 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:18,544 Look, we had no intention of discriminating againstyour Glee Club, Mr. Rumba. 289 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,848 We extended an invitation to theJane Addams Academy to perform... 290 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,220 because we're lucky enough to have better facilities than they do. 291 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,919 And you thinkwe don't have the same problem? 292 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:31,019 I run the Glee Club at a school for the deaf. 293 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,224 - Doyou think I'm rollin' around in deaf choir money? - [Phone Ringing] 294 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,235 Sure, my kids may be deaf, but that shouldn't distract everyone from the fact... 295 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,237 that they still have a song in their heart... 296 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,968 and they should have the same chance as everyone else to express it. 297 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:46,102 Now, I had scarlet fever as a kid, leaving me deafin one ear. 298 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,442 - So I rememberwhat it's like to have full hearing. - [Ringing Continues ] 299 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,675 But my poor kids don't know the difference. 300 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,411 All they know is that they love performing... 301 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:58,115 and then they have to hear that McKinley went and invited those bad girls to the school? 302 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,920 - That's just not fair. It's not fair. - I thinkyour phone's ringing. 303 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,221 - What? - Your phone's ringing. 304 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,888 No, I got it on vibrate. All I am saying is that... 305 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,398 it would be nice ifyou went and hosted another scrimmage... 306 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,900 and had the courtesy to invite us this time. 307 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,369 - I couldn't agree more. - What's that? 308 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,737 - I said, I agree with you. - Okay. I can't hearyou. 309 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,742 - Talk into this ear. Scarlet fever. - I'm sorry- 310 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,745 [ Louder] You're on! Um, how's Monday? 311 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,078 - No. It has to be Monday. - Yes, all right. 312 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:29,018 Monday. I-I can't wait to- to see the kids do their numbers. 313 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,420 Well, you don't have to make fun of me with those hand gestures. 314 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,254 No, I didn't- I didn't mean to. 315 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,453 Okay. Let me checkwith my secretary. 316 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,462 Oh, damn. Four missed calls. 317 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,464 What's that? 318 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,523 Oh, I-I didn't say anything. 319 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:46,594 - Yes, thankyou. I take it black. Two sugars. - [ Beeps ] 320 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,003 - Hello? - [ Woman ] Hello? 321 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,768 - Hello? - Hello? 322 00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,939 I can't do this anymore. It's time to tell him. 323 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,949 - [Will] Terri? - Yeah, honey? 324 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,475 - Oh, hey, Kendra. - Damn, Will. 325 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,113 You make one sexy grease monkey. 326 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,214 [ Groans ] I am having so much fun. 327 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,953 Working with my hands, searching for parts all over town. 328 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,997 I feel like I'm in a Springsteen song. [ Chuckles ] 329 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,794 Well, I gotta get some old dish towels, mop up the grime. 330 00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,394 Oh, God. 331 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:21,564 That car is a perfect distraction. 332 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,235 I would get something like that for Phil ifl didn't think itwould make him so happy. 333 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,437 What's the difference? He's gonna get pretty damn suspicious... 334 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,572 when I come home from the hospital without a baby. 335 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,344 You need to relax. 336 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,352 And drink more. 337 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,753 - I have got this whole thing figured out. - You do? 338 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,017 Mm-hmm. 339 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,616 Blondie's due date is right around spring break. 340 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,594 You and I are gonna have a little ladies' week... 341 00:17:44,663 --> 00:17:49,032 at a spa down in Cincy that caters to the prenatal set. 342 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:52,935 But in reality, we're gonna be camped out at Woo's office with Quinn... 343 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,303 until that high school hussy drops. 344 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:58,343 Oh. That's a great plan- 345 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,470 except for the fact that Quinn won't give us her baby anymore. 346 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,641 But she will, dummy. 347 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,651 We have to distract her with the reality ofher situation. 348 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,051 How are we gonna do that? 349 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:14,718 She needs money. I'm gonna have her babysit my kids. 350 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,229 Five minutes alone with those little mongrels, and she'll have her tubes tied. 351 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,722 - You're so smart. - You got the beauty... 352 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,859 but I got the brains and the beauty. 353 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,427 - [ Laughs ] - [School Bell Rings ] 354 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:35,505 Hey, Rachel. 355 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,675 Oh. Hey, Finn. I didn't see you there. 356 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,684 Did you want to ask me something? 357 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:46,886 Uh, yeah. I-I just forgot. I got distracted. 358 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,895 I'm glad I gotyour attention. I wanted to know ifyou wanted to come over on Friday night. 359 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,524 As someone who's had long, luxurious locks since I was a toddler in the pageant circuit... 360 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,433 I figured I could giveyou some... tips on our Hair number. 361 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,596 Yeah, that-that'd be great. Uh- 362 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,037 Great. How's 8:00? 363 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,940 8:00 is terrific. It's terrific. 364 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,710 Objective achieved. Commence phase two. 365 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,382 Hey, Quinn. 366 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,718 I, uh, wanted to askyour permission... 367 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:22,226 - to maybe do something on Friday night ifyou're- - Oh, that's fine. 368 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,558 I'm babysitting anyways. 369 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,894 Oh, uh, cool. I'll seeyou. 370 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:28,899 - Okay. - Yeah. 371 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,070 Hey. What areyou doing on Friday? 372 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,233 Just the usual. I was gonna stand outside the 7-Eleven looking depressed... 373 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,436 until someone offered to buy me beer, but- 374 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,742 - What's going on? - You wanna maybe babysit with me? 375 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,817 [School Bell Rings ] 376 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,978 Some ofyou, particularly the guys, have come up to me... 377 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,988 with some questions about hairography, 378 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,354 One ofour own has volunteered to walk us through it, 379 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:57,987 She has got it down. Brittany, take it away. 380 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,997 Take what away? 381 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,033 - Show us what you got. - Oh, 382 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,795 All right, 383 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,430 So, hairography- it works best when you pretend like you're getting Tasered. 384 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:10,942 Soyoujust moveyourheadaround likeyou're spazzing andstuff, 385 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,609 ?? [Piano ] 386 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,808 - Wow, - Very nice. 387 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,248 [Laughter] 388 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,081 - Yay, Brittany, - She's really good, 389 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,018 See, guys, it's like cool epilepsy. 390 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,646 - [ Will] Come on, guys, - Oh. 391 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,657 - [ Will] Let's see whatyou got, - Whoa! 392 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,023 - Yeah. - Good, guys. Yeah.J ust relax and go for it. 393 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,756 - All right, - Looks crazy, 394 00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,526 - You look crazy, - [ Chattering, Laughter] 395 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,795 - [Laughter Continues ] - Oh, Ijust swallowedsome, 396 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:39,200 [ Chattering, Laughter ] 397 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,771 When is the lying gonna stop, Sue? 398 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,308 I don't know what you're talking about. 399 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,674 You've been spying on me, and we both know it. 400 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,873 You'll do anything to torpedo Glee Club, and it has got to stop! 401 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,007 [Sue ] I resent that accusation, William, 402 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,780 And one I understand you've been making to our friends at Haverbrook and Jane Addams. 403 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:58,983 And it's an outrageous affront to my sterling reputation! 404 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:02,322 That beingsaid, fine, I have been checking up onyou, 405 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,362 Because I don't like what's going on in there. 406 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,923 Do you know why I make each of my Cheerios wear her hair pulled back in a ponytail? 407 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,526 Because I don't want to distract from her impeccable talent. 408 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,663 You seem to be taking the opposite approach, Will. 409 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:18,369 And that leads me to believeyou know your kids don't have what it takes. 410 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,970 - I believe in my kids. - Well, maybe in the beginning, but not now... 411 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,106 now thatyou've seen the competition that threatens... 412 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:27,515 yourvery position at this school! 413 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:30,521 You're going to get me an updated set list by 5:00 tomorrow. 414 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:32,716 And ifthere's anything on that list that involves... 415 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,851 demeaning, fruity hair tossing, I'm cutting it! 416 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:39,863 I will not letyou dictate my number choices. 417 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:42,627 And you are not getting that list. 418 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,397 Well, then I'm back as codirector. 419 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,773 [ Sighs ] 420 00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,404 Okay, guys, from the top. [ Claps Hands ] 421 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,608 [Rachel] I'lljust be a second, 422 00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:00,447 Thanks again forhelping me out with this hairographystuff, 423 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:03,386 Yeah, I mean, you know, it's all about getting warmed up, 424 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:06,583 Couldyou think ofa song, maybe, that we could practice with? 425 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,853 What about the- the one from Grease? 426 00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:11,589 Y-You know, we did it when you firstjoined the club? 427 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,461 Wel l, uh, okay. Only I was just mostly... 428 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,467 nervous that day, but it- 429 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,270 T ell me about it, stud. 430 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:27,610 ?? [ Piano: Intro ] 431 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,476 ♪ I got chills ♪ 432 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,312 ♪ They're multiplyin'♪ 433 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:35,945 ♪ And I'm losing control ♪ 434 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,717 ♪ 'Cause the power ♪ 435 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:42,886 ♪ You're supplyin' It's electrifyin'♪ 436 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,952 ♪ You better shape up ♪ 437 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,830 ♪ 'Cause I need a man ♪ 438 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:52,233 - ? But my heart is set on you ?? - Wait. Stop. Stop. 439 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:55,137 - [ Clicks Off] - What's wrong? 440 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,438 I need to be honest with you. I'm- I'm... really uncomfortable right now... 441 00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:00,978 and I'm gonna say this as nicely as I possibly can... 442 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:05,312 butyou look like a... sad clown hooker. 443 00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,642 - What? - This look, it- 444 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,086 itjust isn'tyou, 445 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:14,648 I mean, maybe when I first saw it, I was caught off guard by the fact... 446 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,921 that you looked all adult and stuff, but... 447 00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:19,020 it's not what's really great about you, Rachel. 448 00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:22,429 I actually like the wayyou usually dress- 449 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:25,265 sequined leg warmers and stuff. 450 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:28,033 I thought this is whatyou liked. 451 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:31,506 No. Not at all. 452 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,106 Funny. I was just having this conversation... 453 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,148 Iast weekwith Kurt, and he asked me- 454 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,308 - [School Bell Rings ] - So, what kind of girls doyou like? 455 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:42,285 Oh. Uh, well, I like them when they're natural and stuff. 456 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:45,118 Uh, not a lot of makeup. Not skin-tight clothes. 457 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:48,284 - That sort ofthing, you know? - Totally. 458 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,396 I feel like an idiot. 459 00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:55,797 No, no. This is my fault. 460 00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:58,165 It isn't right for me to be here anyway. 461 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,733 But I really likeyou, Rachel. 462 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:06,900 I gotta go. 463 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,913 [Children Screaming] 464 00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:18,649 - I told you we should have been the cowboys. - My bad. 465 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,691 What are we gonna do about this? 466 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,894 Who areyou texting? 467 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,760 Uh, Mike Chang. He's got wig problems. 468 00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:29,926 Well, put the phone down and help me with this knot. I've almost got it. 469 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,935 [Screaming Continues ] 470 00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:38,340 [ Groans ] Stop that! Not the table! 471 00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,038 [ Groans ] Think of something! 472 00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:43,444 I brought my guitar. Why don't we sing them a lullaby. 473 00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:47,178 - Give me this. Hey, kids, look at me. - [ Screaming Stops ] 474 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:49,186 Want to see a real, live musicvideo? 475 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,381 - Yeah. - [Quinn ] Okay, 476 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:55,517 ♪ Papa, I knowyou're going to be upset♪ 477 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:59,121 ♪ 'Cause I was always your little girl ♪ 478 00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:02,598 ♪ Butyoushould know bynow ♪ 479 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,727 ♪ I'm not a baby ♪ 480 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:11,130 ♪You always taught me right from wrong ♪ 481 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,906 ♪ I needyourhelp Daddy, please be strong♪ 482 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:18,245 ♪ I may be young at heart ♪ 483 00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:21,285 ♪ But I know what I'm sayin' ♪ 484 00:25:23,154 --> 00:25:27,591 ♪The one you warned me all about ♪ 485 00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:31,527 ♪The one you said I could do without ♪ 486 00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:33,393 ♪We're in an awful mess ♪ 487 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:37,094 ♪ And I don't mean maybe♪ 488 00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:40,433 ♪ Please Papa, don't preach ♪ 489 00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:42,473 ♪ I'm in trouble deep ♪ 490 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:46,602 ♪ Papa, don't preach I've been losin' sleep ♪ 491 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:49,078 ♪ But I've made up my mind ♪ 492 00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:52,310 ♪ I'm keepin' my baby ♪ 493 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:58,380 ♪ Ooh, I'm gonna keep mybaby, mmm♪♪ 494 00:25:59,491 --> 00:26:02,187 Sing it again. 495 00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:14,964 I think this is the first time they have all been asleep at the same time. 496 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,775 - What's that smell? - Soap. 497 00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:23,880 - You got them to take a bath? - Mm-hmm. 498 00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,814 What areyou, an exorcist? 499 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:31,784 She's like a jet, right? I need a new clutch and a new set ofshocks, but- 500 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:34,723 [ Sighs ] She is really comin' together. 501 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:37,057 What areyou gonna do when the kid comes? 502 00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:39,858 You can't put a car seat in that thing. 503 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:42,365 No latch system. 504 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,925 You were awesome tonight, 505 00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:48,837 I was surprised at how I kinda enjoyed it. 506 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:51,000 I was worried about you at first. 507 00:26:51,076 --> 00:26:53,909 You seemed distracted- all that texting to Mike. 508 00:26:53,979 --> 00:26:56,504 Distracted? I was the opposite, babe. 509 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:58,549 I was totally into it. 510 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,586 All I know is we proved something tonight. 511 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:04,918 This parenting thing-we can do this. 512 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:11,195 You set me up! With Finn! 513 00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,526 Looks like someone is running for drama queen again. 514 00:27:13,598 --> 00:27:16,431 How could you do that? I thoughtwewere friends. 515 00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:19,265 And what madeyou think that? 516 00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:21,999 You should be thanking me. All I did was helpyou realixe... 517 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:25,440 thatyour schoolgirl fantasy ofrunning off with Finn was nothing but a fairytale. 518 00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:28,772 You like him. 519 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,815 Yeah. That's-That's what this is. 520 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,749 And you werejust trying to eliminate the competition. 521 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:38,346 I was just helping him understand thatyou are not a viable second choice. 522 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:42,688 You think I'm a second choice? 523 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:46,757 - A distant second. - You think I'm living in a fairytale? 524 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:51,063 Ifl were second, or ifl were 50th, I'd still be ahead ofyou, because I'm a girl. 525 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,663 Okay, here's the dope, princess. 526 00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:59,073 There's no hope for either of us. 527 00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:02,773 He loves Quinn. They're having a baby together. 528 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:04,815 We're nothing but distractions. 529 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:09,052 The soonerwe realixe that... 530 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,486 the better. 531 00:28:12,557 --> 00:28:14,320 [School Bell Rings ] 532 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:18,089 Keep your paws off my man. 533 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:22,156 - Clear? - [ Scoffs ] Who's your man? 534 00:28:22,233 --> 00:28:25,725 Don't play stupid, tubbers. Oh, and for the record... 535 00:28:25,804 --> 00:28:29,763 asking someone to babysit with you is super '90s. 536 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:34,335 - I happen to know that Puck cares about me. - Oh, wake up. 537 00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:37,643 Whileyou two were babysitting, Puck and I were sexting. 538 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,479 Sexting? 539 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:42,645 Sexy texting. Seriously, what era are you from? 540 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,417 Whileyou two were playing house... 541 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:48,653 Puck and I were trading super-hot texts. 542 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,093 Why don'tyou check his cell phone? 543 00:28:51,162 --> 00:28:55,098 'Cause my sexts are too hot to erase. 544 00:28:58,169 --> 00:28:59,796 [ Scoffs ] 545 00:29:04,342 --> 00:29:06,276 Thankyou all for coming. 546 00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:09,472 We are so honored to haveyou guys here. 547 00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:14,348 So, without further ado, I present the New Directions. 548 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:20,324 [ Artie ] ?Yes ? 549 00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:22,484 ♪ So craxy right now ♪ 550 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,528 ♪ Most incredibly ♪ 551 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,791 ♪ It's your boy Artie ♪ 552 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:29,800 ♪ It'syourgirl Mercedes ♪ 553 00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,495 ♪You ready ♪ 554 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:34,367 - ? Hey ? - ? Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, oh, no, no ? 555 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,236 ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh Oh, no, no ♪ 556 00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:38,901 ♪ I look and stare so deep in your eyes ♪ 557 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,241 ♪ I touch on you more and more every time ♪ 558 00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:43,405 ♪ Whenyou leave I'm beggin'you not to go ♪ 559 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:46,314 ♪ Callyourname two, three times in a row ♪ 560 00:29:46,384 --> 00:29:48,978 ♪ I'm hairy high and low ♪ 561 00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:52,420 ♪ Don't ask me why I don't know ♪ 562 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:55,050 - ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? - ? Got me lookin' so craxy right now ? 563 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:58,095 ♪ Your love's got me lookin' so craxy right now ♪ 564 00:29:58,163 --> 00:29:59,926 ♪ Got me lookin' so craxy right now ♪ 565 00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:02,762 ♪ Yourtouch got me lookin' so crazyright now ♪ 566 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:05,325 - [Artie ]? Give me a ? - [ Chorus ]? Head with hair ? 567 00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:08,031 ♪ Long, beautiful hair ♪ 568 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:09,835 ♪ Shining, gleaming ♪ 569 00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:12,274 ♪ Streaming, flaxen, waxen ♪ 570 00:30:12,343 --> 00:30:14,504 ♪ Got me hopin'you page me right now ♪ 571 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,412 ♪ Your kiss got me hopin' you save me right now ♪ 572 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:21,350 ♪ Lookin' so craxy, your love's got me lookin', got me lookin' so craxy in love ♪ 573 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:22,511 ♪ Hey♪ 574 00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:24,919 ♪ Got me lookin' so craxy right now ♪ 575 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,082 - ? Hey ? - ?Your love's got me lookin' so craxy right now ? 576 00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,921 ♪ Got me lookin' so craxy right now ♪ 577 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:32,087 - ?Your love ? - ?Your touch got me lookin' so craxy right now ? 578 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:35,189 ♪ Down to here, down to there Down to there ♪ 579 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:38,861 ♪ Down to where it stops by itself ♪ 580 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:42,236 - ?Where it stops by itself ? - ?? [ Mercedes Vocalixing ] 581 00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:44,275 - ? Got me lookin' so craxy right now ? - ?We're craxy ? 582 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,640 - ?Your love's got me lookin' so craxy right now ? - ? Hey ? 583 00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:48,406 - ? Got me lookin' so craxy right now ? - ? Hey, hey, hey ? 584 00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,276 - ? Hey, hey ? - ?Your touch got me lookin' so craxy right now ? 585 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:52,816 ♪ Myhair's goin'crazy right now ♪♪ 586 00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:54,249 [ All Panting ] 587 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,381 [Laughter] 588 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:06,153 It didn't work at all, did it? 589 00:31:06,231 --> 00:31:08,665 That was just the rehearsal. It's still just a little rough. 590 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,133 But we're onto something. 591 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,502 [ Sighs ] 592 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:36,293 ♪ Imagine there's no heaven ♪ 593 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:43,193 ♪ It's easy ifyou try ♪ 594 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:49,538 ♪ No hell below us ♪ 595 00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:54,845 ♪ Above us only sky ♪ 596 00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:02,212 ♪ Imagine all the people ♪ 597 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:07,555 ♪ Livinglife fortoday♪ 598 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:14,795 - ? Imagine there's no countries ? - ? Imagine there's no countries ? 599 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:20,835 - ? It's not hard to do ? - ? It isn't hard to do ? 600 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:27,709 - ? Nothing to kill or die for ? - ? Nothing to kill or to die for ? 601 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:33,140 [Both ] ? And no religion too ? 602 00:32:35,186 --> 00:32:39,213 ♪ I magine all the people ♪ 603 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:45,428 ♪ Living life in peace ♪ 604 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:48,124 ♪ You ♪ 605 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:51,566 ♪ You may say I'm a dreamer ♪ 606 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:54,503 ?? [ Vocalixing ] 607 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:57,234 ♪ But I'm not the only one ♪ 608 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:05,582 ♪ I hope someday you will join us ♪ 609 00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:12,220 ♪ And the world willbe as one♪ 610 00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:19,355 ♪ Imagine no possessions ♪ 611 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:24,697 ♪ I wonderifyou can♪ 612 00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:29,706 ♪ No need for greed or hunger ♪ 613 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,973 ♪ A brotherhood of man ♪ 614 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:42,085 ♪ Imagine all the people ♪ 615 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:47,851 ♪ Sharing all the world♪ 616 00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:50,917 ♪You ♪ 617 00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:55,796 ♪You may say I'm a dreamer ♪ 618 00:33:55,867 --> 00:34:00,930 ♪ But I'm not the only one ♪ 619 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,165 ♪ I hope someday ♪ 620 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:08,235 - ?You will join us ? - ?You'll join us ? 621 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:15,575 ♪ And the world will live as one ♪♪ 622 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,993 [ Laughter] 623 00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:35,135 - [ Beeping ] - Hey, babe. 624 00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:38,141 Um, you really don't want to do that. 625 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:44,104 - You lied to me. - I'm sorry. 626 00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:46,707 I tried to resist Santana. I did. 627 00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:50,379 But I'm young, and girls have this power over me. 628 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:52,946 - But, hey, it's all good. - It's definitely not all good. 629 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:57,620 - I thoughtyou wanted to be with me. - I do- like, a lot. 630 00:34:57,695 --> 00:35:00,721 Butyou haven't given it up to me since the night I knocked you up, and- 631 00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:03,028 Baby, I'm a dude. I have needs. 632 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,070 Soyou expect to raise a babywith me and text dirty messages... 633 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:10,471 to every other girl at this school ifl don't give it up toyou every day? 634 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,169 No.Just the hot girls. 635 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:17,915 Look. I'm gonna be a good dad... 636 00:35:17,982 --> 00:35:20,314 but I'm not gonna stop being me to do it. 637 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:23,745 [Quinn ] You can have her, 638 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,880 Areyou serious? 639 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:29,415 A girl really needs a good father... 640 00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:32,827 and the onlyway she's gonna get that is ifl give her toyou. 641 00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:37,324 You think Mr. Schue's gonna be a good father, don'tyou? 642 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:44,171 Yeah. I think he's gonna be an amaxing dad. 643 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:47,773 Will. 644 00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:50,609 - Hey, guys. - I thoughtyou were gonna be at the scrapyard all afternoon. 645 00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:54,879 Oh, yeah. Uh, change of plans. Got distracted with something else. 646 00:35:54,952 --> 00:35:57,614 Uh, Quinn, what areyou doing here? 647 00:35:57,688 --> 00:36:01,385 Oh, girl talk. We're exchanging pregnancywar stories. 648 00:36:01,459 --> 00:36:04,053 Oh, That's nice, 649 00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:07,120 Well, when you get a sec, can you meet me out in the garage, Ter? 650 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:09,792 Oh, I was just leaving, so- 651 00:36:16,707 --> 00:36:17,867 Yes? 652 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,654 Later, Mr. Schue. 653 00:36:36,727 --> 00:36:39,252 [DoorOpens, Closes ] 654 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,163 You know I hate surprises, 655 00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:53,940 - Where's the Blue Bomber II? - Ah, I sold it to some kid- for a tidy little profit. 656 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:58,675 Let him have the fun. I made enough for a down payment on a car for ourwhole family. 657 00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,882 Oh, Terri... 658 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:04,581 I loveyou... 659 00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:07,690 and our little girl... 660 00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:10,454 and I don't want anything to distract me from you guys. 661 00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:14,127 [School Bell Rings ] 662 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:20,035 - Hi. - Hi. 663 00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:24,169 Can we be in love again? 664 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:27,507 I have to tell you something first. 665 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:31,014 I, uh, want us to be honest with each other no matterwhat. 666 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,778 You can tell me anything. 667 00:37:33,851 --> 00:37:35,785 Cool. Uh- 668 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:37,980 I-It's not really even that big a deal. 669 00:37:38,055 --> 00:37:42,754 I mean, I didn't actually do anything, but... 670 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:45,421 the other night when you were babysitting... 671 00:37:45,496 --> 00:37:48,363 I kinda went over to Rachel's house. 672 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:52,391 But nothing happened. I...just was worked up about us fighting... 673 00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,701 and then she put on this reallyweird Catwoman suit... 674 00:37:55,773 --> 00:38:00,733 and so I think something could have happened, but i-it didn't. 675 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:03,041 Because I onlywant to bewith you. 676 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,674 It's all right. 677 00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:09,642 Thankyou for being honestwith me. 678 00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:12,678 I loveyou, Quinn. 679 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,494 I loveyou too. 680 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,343 Okay. 681 00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:56,065 [School Bell Rings ] 682 00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:58,531 - [ Knocking ] - Hey, Sue, you got a sec? 683 00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:01,126 Sure. 684 00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:04,298 I owe you an apology. 685 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,370 I-I did think the kids needed to be a little more showbix... 686 00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:10,380 and I was wrong. 687 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:12,382 That isn't who they are. 688 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,611 So thankyou for helping me see that. 689 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:18,446 Oh, and, uh, here's the new set list. 690 00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,615 [ Mutters ] 691 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:24,827 Wow, these are great choices, William. 692 00:39:24,895 --> 00:39:28,092 "Proud Mary., "Smokin'hot deep cut, 693 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:30,827 - Smokin' hot. [ Laughs ] - Don't mock me. 694 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:33,631 - Sorry. - Oh. I don't recognixe this last one. 695 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,535 Oh, that's the new addition. 696 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:39,007 Yeah, I want the kids to forget everything I taught them about hairography because- 697 00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:42,068 We're starting from scratch. Grab a stool. 698 00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:45,741 - So we're a stool choir now? - No. We're not dancing with the stools. 699 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:49,217 No gimmicks. No false theatricality. 700 00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:52,153 We're just gonna sit in them and sing. 701 00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:56,092 Thanks, Mr. Schuester. 702 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:00,587 This is their set list from sectionals. 703 00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:02,825 "Don't Stop Believing, " That's in, 704 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,358 "Proud Mary" performed in wheelchairs. That's in. 705 00:40:06,437 --> 00:40:08,871 Now, I suggestyou take these two songs,,, 706 00:40:08,939 --> 00:40:11,100 split them between your two groups... 707 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:15,635 and I'll pull some strings and make sure that Schuester and his group perform last. 708 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:20,446 That way, it'll look like he stole the songs from you. 709 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:22,884 Um, who doyou think I am? 710 00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:26,320 That's actually a very good question, because I've forgotten both ofyour names. 711 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:30,622 Look, I spend everywaking hour of my day trying to teach those girls... 712 00:40:30,694 --> 00:40:33,720 that lying and cheating is not the way you're ever gonna get ahead. 713 00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:37,791 And you're suggesting I do exactly that so that they can win a singing competition? 714 00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:40,735 Yeah, pretty much. 715 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:43,774 [ Sighs ] I thinkyou're missing an opportunity... 716 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:45,866 to giveyour girls a second chance. 717 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,968 These McKinley kids are gonna do fine. 718 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:51,674 But outside ofGlee Club, your girls don't have a heck ofa lot going for them. 719 00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:56,015 And I'd hate to see them so devastated by losing... 720 00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:57,644 that they give up entirely. 721 00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:00,485 You know how many deaf choirs have won this competition? 722 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:04,153 Okay, everybody's gonna need to speak up, because I can't hear. 723 00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:06,219 Deaf in one ear. Scarlet fever. 724 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,266 I assume you read lips. Read these. 725 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:13,831 Never let anything... 726 00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:16,429 distract you from winning. 727 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,269 - ?? [ Glee Club Vocalizing] - Ever. 728 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:22,403 ?? [ Vocalixing Continues ] 729 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,439 ♪You with the sad eyes ♪ 730 00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:28,576 ♪ Don't be discouraged ♪ 731 00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:31,951 ♪ Oh, I realize it's ♪ 732 00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:34,513 ♪ Hard to take courage ♪ 733 00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:38,187 ♪ In a world full ofpeople ♪ 734 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:40,287 ♪ You can lose sight of it all ♪ 735 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:44,960 ♪ And darkness still inside you will make you feel so small ♪ 736 00:41:45,035 --> 00:41:51,133 ♪ But I see your true colors shining through ♪ 737 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:54,075 ♪ I seeyour true colors ♪ 738 00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:57,375 ♪ And that's why I loveyou ♪ 739 00:41:57,448 --> 00:42:02,112 ♪ So don't be afraid to let them show ♪ 740 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:05,587 ♪Your true colors ♪ 741 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:08,090 ♪ True colors ♪ 742 00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:10,456 ♪ Are beautiful♪ 743 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,964 ♪ Like a rainbow ♪ 744 00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:18,761 ♪ Show me a smile then♪ 745 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:24,797 ♪ Don't be unhappy Can't remember when I ♪ 746 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,742 ♪ Last saw you laughing ♪ 747 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:30,746 ♪ Ifthis world makesyou crazy ♪ 748 00:42:30,814 --> 00:42:33,180 ♪ And you've taken all you can bear ♪ 749 00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:35,184 ♪ You call me up ♪ 750 00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:37,618 ♪ Because you know I'll be there ♪ 751 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:41,419 ♪ And I see your true colors ♪ 752 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:44,461 - ? Shining through? - ? Shining, yeah ? 753 00:42:44,528 --> 00:42:47,258 ♪ I see your true colors ♪ 754 00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:50,095 ♪ And that's why I love you ♪ 755 00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:53,034 - ? So don't be afraid ? - ? Afraid ? 756 00:42:53,103 --> 00:42:55,333 ♪To let them show ♪ 757 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:58,705 ♪Your true colors ♪ 758 00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:01,438 ♪True colors ♪ 759 00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:03,912 ♪True colors ♪ 760 00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:06,415 ♪ Are beautiful ♪ 761 00:43:06,483 --> 00:43:10,010 ♪ Like a rainbow ♪♪ 762 00:43:13,023 --> 00:43:16,550 ?? [Vocalizing] 763 00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:21,064 ?? [Harmonic Vocalizing] 764 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:39,806 ?? [Ends ] 765 00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:48,988 English - US - SDH