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So here's what you missed last week....

2
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Quinn's parents found out she's pregnant..

3
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...because Finn told them in song...

4
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We didn't even have sex.

5
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So they kicked her out
and now she's living at Finn's house...

6
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...and everyone thinks Finn's the father...

7
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...but really its Puck.

8
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I don't care if that baby
comes out with a mohawk...

9
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...I will go to my grave
swearing it's Finn's.

10
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<i>And that's what you missed
on...  ~~ glee. ~~</i>

11
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Hey, fella.

12
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<i>So unless my recent write-up
here in Splits magazine</i>

13
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Naming me cheerleading coach of
the decade has me driven

14
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Completely insane,
I'm pretty sure you and I

15
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Had an agreement that you
were going to show me

16
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Your glee club set list
for sectionals.

17
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Sorry, Sue. I didn't think
you were all that interested

18
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In glee club anymore.
Not interested?

19
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Well, I'm the fine arts
administrator or something.

20
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Um... Well, I will make sure
you get a copy.

21
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That'd be fantastic.

22
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I'd hate to have to go
to Figgins about this.

23
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- Hey, Will.
- Yes?

24
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I'd like my magazine
back, please.

25
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Thank you.

26
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<i>Here's the problem
with Sue Sylvester:</i>

27
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<i>You never quite know
where you stand.</i>

28
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<i>I knew she was up to something.</i>

29
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Five, six, seven, eight.

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Step ball change,
step, step,

31
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Unh and seven, eight.

32
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Step ball change,
step, step, unh,

33
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You guys go.
Step ball...

34
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Brittany?

35
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Coach Sylvester
didn't tell me to do this.

36
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<i>It kept getting worse.</i>

37
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Hey there, pal.
Would you remind
me once again

38
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The names of the schools
you'll be competing against
at sectionals?

39
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Jane Addams academy and
Haverbrook school for the deaf.

40
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Got it. What are
their zip codes?

41
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<i>She's leaking our competitive
set list to the other schools.</i>

42
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If the other glee clubs get
set lists and videos,

43
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They'll know exactly
how to beat us at sectionals.

44
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Well first, don't let
sue distract you, all right?

45
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And if you can't take
Mohammad to the mountain,

46
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Then you got to get Mohammad
to bring the mountain

47
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Down to his house.

48
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Mohammad's house,
wherever he's staying.

49
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I don't understand.
Look, you should drive

50
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Over to Jane Addams academy

51
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And ask the director
point-blank.

52
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If something's going on,
you'll know.

53
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Hmm.

54
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Sync by honeybunny - www.addic7ed.com
ReSync'd for 720p, case corrected
and other fancy stuff by WheezerTheGeezer

55
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All right. Oh, thanks.

56
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You're a good kid, Aphasia.

57
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Why did you try to rob a bank?

58
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Because, Ms. Hitchens,

59
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That's where they keep
the money.

60
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Go back to class.

61
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Uh, hi, Ms. Hitchens.

62
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I'm Will Schuester
from Mckinley high.

63
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Aphasia! Give Mr. Schuester
his wallet back.

64
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Wow, she's... She's good.

65
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Um...

66
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Thank you.
Thank you for seeing me.

67
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We don't get a lot of other
educators paying us visits.

68
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Right. Um...

69
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Well, the reason
I'm here

70
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Is... A little weird.

71
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So I guess the best thing

72
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For me to do is just
come right out with it.

73
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I think our cheerleading coach

74
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Has been passing along
our set list for sectionals

75
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To you.
What kind of messed up school
are you people running?

76
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You think that
because our students are

77
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Thieves and arsonists,
that we're cheaters, too.

78
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No, no, no, no, I...

79
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It's not that you,
it's, it's Sue.

80
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Do you know that
we don't have costumes?

81
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Or even an auditorium.

82
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Our show choir has to practice
out in the rec yard.

83
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This is Ohio.
We have weather.

84
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You don't have to tell me about
underfunding for the arts.

85
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Look, all I know is
that our choir seems to be

86
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The only thing that keeps
my girls from recidivism.

87
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It makes them feel good
about themselves.

88
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I'm not going to cheat
and risk that just so
we can get a leg up

89
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On your school
of privileged misfits.

90
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Especially from what I hear.

91
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We're probably
going to take you anyway.

92
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Really? And who'd
you hear that from?

93
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I had my spies
at your invitational.

94
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Want some coffee?

95
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Please.

96
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I'm, I'm really sorry.

97
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I didn't mean
to offend you.

98
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Let me make it up to you.

99
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You guys don't have
an auditorium, come use ours.

100
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Yeah, let's have a little, uh,
scrimmage at our place.

101
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Okay, guys, so first of all

102
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I want to welcome Ms. Hitchens
and the Jane Addams glee club.

103
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We're all very happy
to have you guys here.

104
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So, um, we're going to let
you guys start us off.

105
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Let's see what you got.

106
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Hit it.

107
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~~ Jayelle,
can you handle this? ~~

108
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~~ Shadonda ~~

109
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~~ can you handle this? ~~

110
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~~ Aphasia, can you
handle this? ~~

111
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~~ I don't think
they can handle this ~~

112
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~~ better move
'cause we've arrived ~~

113
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~~ lookin' sexy,
lookin' fly ~~

114
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~~ baddest chicks,
chicks inside ~~

115
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~~ deejay, jam tonight ~~

116
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~~ spotted me, a tender thang ~~

117
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~~ there you are,
come on, baby ~~

118
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~~ don't you wanna
dance with me? ~~

119
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~~ can you handle,
handle me? ~~

120
00:05:12,197 --> 00:05:14,598
~~ lookin' hot, smellin' good ~~

121
00:05:14,599 --> 00:05:16,567
~~ groovin' like
I'm from the hood ~~

122
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~~ over my shoulder
I'll blow you a kiss ~~

123
00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:21,238
~~ can you handle,
handle this? ~~

124
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~~ I don't think you're ready
for this jelly ~~

125
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~~ I don't think
you're ready for this jelly ~~

126
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~~ I don't think you're ready
for this ~~

127
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~~ 'cause my body's too
bootylicious for ya, babe ~~

128
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~~ I don't think you're ready
for this jelly ~~

129
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~~ I don't think
you're ready for this jelly ~~

130
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~~ I don't think you're ready
for this ~~

131
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~~ 'cause my body's too
bootylicious for ya, babe ~~

132
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<i>~~ move your body up and down ~~
~~ ooh ~~</i>

133
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~~ make your booty
touch the ground ~~

134
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<i>~~ ooh ~~
~~ I can't help but wonder why ~~</i>

135
00:05:46,364 --> 00:05:48,899
~~ is my vibe too vibe-alicious
for ya, babe? ~~

136
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~~ I shake my jelly
at every chance ~~

137
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~~ when I whip with my hips
you slip into a trance ~~

138
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~~ I'm hoping you can handle
all this jelly that I have ~~

139
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~~ now let's cut a rug
while we scat some jazz ~~

140
00:06:07,452 --> 00:06:09,753
~~ I don't think you're ready
for this jelly ~~

141
00:06:09,754 --> 00:06:11,989
~~ I don't think
you're ready for this jelly ~~

142
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~~ I don't think you're ready
for this, 'cause my body's ~~

143
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~~ too bootylicious for you,
babe ~~

144
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~~ I don't think you're ready
for this jelly ~~

145
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~~ I don't think
you're ready for this jelly ~~

146
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~~ I don't think you're ready
for this 'cause my ~~

147
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~~ body's too bootylicious
for you, babe ~~

148
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~~ I don't think you're ready ~~

149
00:06:27,505 --> 00:06:30,074
~~ for this jelly I don't think
you're ready ~~

150
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~~ for this jelly
I don't think you're ready ~~

151
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~~ for this 'cause my body's too
bootylicious for you, babe. ~~

152
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Yeah.

153
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Mr. Shue, you
seem concerned.

154
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What? No.

155
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I mean, they were great,
but we're just as good.

156
00:07:03,908 --> 00:07:05,576
Mr. Shue, if I may.

157
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What they were doing was
just all smoke and mirrors.

158
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It's called "Hairography."

159
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What?
Hairography.

160
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All the whizzing of
their hair around

161
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Just to distract from
the fact that they're
not really good dancers.

162
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And their vocals
were just so-so.

163
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Trust me.

164
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We've nothing
to be afraid of.

165
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All right, guys.

166
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I did some thinking
last night.

167
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I think I found our new number
for sectionals.

168
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<i>We're going to do
the title song from Hair.</i>

169
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Now, this show
started a revolution.

170
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Wait, did they have
mohawks back then?

171
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Like in the 20's
or whatever?

172
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Yeah, Mr. Shue,
if we're going to do

173
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A song about hair,

174
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Shouldn't we have more hair?

175
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One step ahead of you.

176
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Here are your wigs.

177
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Mr. Schuester?
Yeah?

178
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What are you doing?

179
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We are fine where we are.

180
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We don't need
Hairography.

181
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It's just a distraction.

182
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Look, I have to be honest.

183
00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:02,199
Those Jane Addams girls
did freak me out a little.

184
00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,935
And I'm worried
about our chances
for sectionals.

185
00:08:04,936 --> 00:08:07,738
I mean, we have to pull out all
the stops if we want to win.

186
00:08:11,209 --> 00:08:13,243
Looking great, guys!

187
00:08:14,579 --> 00:08:16,413
Saw it in a bookstore.

188
00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:17,981
Figured I'd steal
it for you.

189
00:08:17,982 --> 00:08:19,650
You know, in case
you change your mind

190
00:08:19,651 --> 00:08:21,385
And decide you
want to keep it.

191
00:08:21,386 --> 00:08:23,387
That is so sweet.

192
00:08:24,556 --> 00:08:25,923
To be honest,

193
00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:27,791
I really don't know
what I'm going to do

194
00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:29,193
About it anymore.

195
00:08:29,194 --> 00:08:31,295
My mind's pretty messed up
about everything.

196
00:08:31,296 --> 00:08:32,429
Well, whatever you decide.

197
00:08:33,598 --> 00:08:34,965
No pressure.

198
00:08:34,966 --> 00:08:36,767
Okay.

199
00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:38,168
<i>Thank god for Puck.</i>

200
00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:40,471
<i>Thanks to him,
I'm starting to realize</i>

201
00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:43,640
<i>That what I need right now,
even more than looser pants,</i>

202
00:08:43,641 --> 00:08:45,142
<i>Is acceptance.</i>

203
00:08:45,143 --> 00:08:48,645
<i>Everyone is putting
so much pressure on me.</i>

204
00:08:48,646 --> 00:08:50,881
<i>It's so easy for them
to be distracted.</i>

205
00:08:50,882 --> 00:08:53,016
<i>I don't have that luxury.</i>

206
00:08:53,017 --> 00:08:54,485
<i>I am under siege.</i>

207
00:08:54,486 --> 00:08:56,153
You don't drink
diet soda, do you?

208
00:08:56,154 --> 00:08:58,388
Because the phosphoric acid
causes male pattern baldness.

209
00:08:58,389 --> 00:08:59,389
The baby's a girl.

210
00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:01,358
Women go bald, too.

211
00:09:01,359 --> 00:09:02,593
You worry too much, terri.

212
00:09:02,594 --> 00:09:04,094
Mom smoked and drank

213
00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:05,429
A bottle of riunitI on ice

214
00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:06,964
Every night when she
was pregnant with us

215
00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:08,298
And we're totally normal.

216
00:09:08,299 --> 00:09:09,833
Just take
your vitamins,

217
00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:10,901
Stay out
of the hot tub,

218
00:09:10,902 --> 00:09:12,469
And avoid rum-based drinks,

219
00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,171
And you'll be fine.

220
00:09:14,172 --> 00:09:18,008
<i>Maybe the problem isn't that I
don't want to keep the baby.</i>

221
00:09:18,009 --> 00:09:19,543
<i>The problem is that</i>

222
00:09:19,544 --> 00:09:21,445
<i>I don't want to keep
the baby with Finn.</i>

223
00:09:22,914 --> 00:09:24,915
<i>Maybe I didn't give Puck
enough of a chance.</i>

224
00:09:24,916 --> 00:09:27,751
<i>He is the real dad, after all.</i>

225
00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:31,121
<i>Finn would freak if I started
spending time with Puck though.</i>

226
00:09:31,122 --> 00:09:34,358
<i>I need to distract him
so that I can take Puck</i>

227
00:09:34,359 --> 00:09:35,626
<i>For a test drive.</i>

228
00:09:35,627 --> 00:09:36,793
<i>But how?</i>

229
00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:39,196
<i>Mm, forget about it.</i>

230
00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:41,932
<i>She looks like a five year old.</i>

231
00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:44,835
<i>Still, maybe
with a little bit of makeup...</i>

232
00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,805
Hey, Kurt, can I pick your
pink brain for a second?

233
00:09:48,806 --> 00:09:50,007
Why hello, Quinn.

234
00:09:50,008 --> 00:09:51,508
To what do I
owe the honor?

235
00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:54,378
I do believe this
is the first time
you've ever spoken to me.

236
00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:55,946
I'm sorry about that.

237
00:09:55,947 --> 00:09:58,382
Anyways, I have a
proposition to make:

238
00:09:58,383 --> 00:09:59,883
A makeover.
I'm in!

239
00:09:59,884 --> 00:10:01,652
Makeovers are like
crack to me.
Uh-huh.

240
00:10:01,653 --> 00:10:03,487
My suggestion... Spanx.

241
00:10:03,488 --> 00:10:05,222
Or a double-knit camisole

242
00:10:05,223 --> 00:10:06,957
With a control top
for the baby bump.

243
00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:10,227
Also, babydoll dresses--
dead giveaway.

244
00:10:10,228 --> 00:10:12,429
Not for me, for Rachel.

245
00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:14,131
Why would I want to do that?

246
00:10:14,132 --> 00:10:15,566
I admit I like

247
00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:17,134
A challenge as much
as the next guy,

248
00:10:17,135 --> 00:10:19,536
But Rachel somehow
manages to dress

249
00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:22,072
Like a grandmother and a toddler
at the same time.

250
00:10:22,073 --> 00:10:24,241
My point exactly.

251
00:10:24,242 --> 00:10:26,610
You're as concerned
about the glee club succeeding

252
00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:28,045
As I am, and she's
a distraction.

253
00:10:28,046 --> 00:10:30,647
Look at her.
She's wearing a pantsuit.

254
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,350
Don't you think

255
00:10:33,351 --> 00:10:35,052
The judges are going
to take one look at her

256
00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:38,488
And maybe want to knock
her down a peg or two?

257
00:10:38,489 --> 00:10:41,058
And to think... I thought you
were a dumb blonde.

258
00:10:42,026 --> 00:10:43,393
Deal.

259
00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:51,033
Good night.
Good night.

260
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,249
What are you doing?!
I'm trying to be intimate

261
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,017
With my wife.
No, you're trying to have sex.

262
00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:11,220
Wh...
Not intimacy.

263
00:11:11,221 --> 00:11:14,156
If you wanted intimacy, you...

264
00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:16,758
You would ask me how I'm feeling
about being pregnant.

265
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,960
You're right.

266
00:11:17,961 --> 00:11:20,662
I'm sorry.

267
00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:21,763
Okay.

268
00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:30,606
It will all be worth it
when she shows up, right?

269
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:34,409
Yeah. Of course.

270
00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:36,878
Love you.
Love you.

271
00:11:41,985 --> 00:11:44,360
<i>There's no way I can
keep this up.</i>

272
00:11:44,361 --> 00:11:46,395
<i>He's gonna catch on.</i>

273
00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:48,290
<i>I miss him, too, though.</i>

274
00:11:49,669 --> 00:11:51,927
<i>I do want to have
a family with him.</i>

275
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,175
<i>I only ever started
lying about all of this</i>

276
00:11:54,176 --> 00:11:55,676
<i>To give us a chance.</i>

277
00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:59,245
<i>I just need to buy
myself some more time.</i>

278
00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:02,792
<i>I've got to distract
him with something.</i>

279
00:12:03,258 --> 00:12:03,948
<i>But what?</i>

280
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,348
Ow.

281
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:15,577
The key is to never wax
above the eyebrow.

282
00:12:15,578 --> 00:12:17,268
Always shape from below.

283
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,383
Trust me, I get
a lot of practice.

284
00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:20,364
Look at mine.

285
00:12:21,596 --> 00:12:25,256
Kurt, why did you volunteer
to give me a new look?

286
00:12:26,671 --> 00:12:28,714
One, I'm a sucker
for makeovers,

287
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:32,367
And two, you need something
to distract from your
horrible personality.

288
00:12:32,368 --> 00:12:35,690
Most of the time, I find
it hard to be in the
same room with you.

289
00:12:35,691 --> 00:12:37,091
Especially this one.

290
00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:38,383
Which looks like where

291
00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:42,184
Strawberry Shortcake and
Holly Hobbie come to hook up.

292
00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:46,855
You're extremely
talented, Rachel.

293
00:12:46,856 --> 00:12:49,316
Watching you perform
is... Amazing.

294
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,727
But sometimes it's hard
to appreciate

295
00:12:51,728 --> 00:12:54,129
What a good singer you are
because all I'm thinking about

296
00:12:54,346 --> 00:12:56,147
Is shoving a sock
into your mouth.

297
00:12:56,659 --> 00:13:00,228
Well, what kind of makeover
did you have in mind?

298
00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:03,799
We need to broaden
your appeal.

299
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,902
I want every boy at school
to do a double take
when you strut past.

300
00:13:06,903 --> 00:13:10,272
There's really only just...

301
00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:12,941
One boy that I'd
like to impress.

302
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,576
Can you keep
a secret?

303
00:13:14,577 --> 00:13:15,327
Of course.

304
00:13:17,138 --> 00:13:18,727
I'm in love with Finn.

305
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:19,248
Really?

306
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,865
I understand completely.

307
00:13:23,234 --> 00:13:25,024
Let's move on to makeup.

308
00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:26,083
I happen to know
for a fact

309
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:28,824
That Finn is attracted
to loose women.

310
00:13:28,904 --> 00:13:30,884
What? Quinn is so wholesome.

311
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:34,876
Let me put this into
musical theater parlance.

312
00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:37,799
<i>In Grease, what did Sandy
do to get Danny Zuko?</i>

313
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,876
She had to ditch
the poodle skirt

314
00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:40,607
And slap on a cat suit.

315
00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:43,625
In short, she had
to dress like a ho.

316
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,708
Maybe if your
look was better,

317
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:52,414
More desirable, Finn would be
in your arms right now.

318
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,750
Instead of Quinn's.

319
00:13:58,621 --> 00:13:59,317
What's going on, terr?

320
00:13:59,318 --> 00:14:01,252
Just a couple more
steps, okay?

321
00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:03,281
All right, stop.

322
00:14:08,798 --> 00:14:10,538
Is that the blue bomber?

323
00:14:11,615 --> 00:14:12,125
It is!

324
00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:15,321
I remember I took you
to prom in this car.

325
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,895
We did it in
the backseat.

326
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,673
Well, this isn't
actually your old car.

327
00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:20,202
I found this one
on ebay.

328
00:14:20,203 --> 00:14:22,477
You know, I always
regretted selling this car.

329
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:24,880
I know. That's why
I got you this one.

330
00:14:24,881 --> 00:14:26,444
I thought maybe working
on it would be a--

331
00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:29,751
A distraction from all
the pressure that
you've been under.

332
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,022
You are the best.

333
00:14:35,158 --> 00:14:36,088
Honey.
Yeah?

334
00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:39,395
Um, could you go and
get me a frozen yogurt?

335
00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:40,603
Yeah, sure.

336
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,098
Oh, maybe I'll stop
by Pep Boys.

337
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,041
Maybe they have
some advice.

338
00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:45,000
That's a good idea.

339
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:47,041
Yeah.
Take your time, honey.

340
00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:48,903
How could you
bring her here?

341
00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:49,902
What if he saw her?

342
00:14:49,903 --> 00:14:51,303
You're gonna want
to hear this.

343
00:14:51,612 --> 00:14:53,313
I gave little miss peroxide
my phone number

344
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:54,925
In case of an emergency,

345
00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:57,012
And she called
to drop the bomb on me.

346
00:14:57,013 --> 00:14:58,380
What? What bomb?

347
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:03,218
What is it?

348
00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:05,086
I'm keeping my baby.

349
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,937
Look, we had no intention
of discriminating

350
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:12,773
Against your glee
club, Mr. Rumba.

351
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,189
We extended an invitation
to the Jane Addams academy

352
00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:18,540
To perform,
because we're lucky enough

353
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:20,269
To have better
facilities than they do.

354
00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:22,872
And you think we don't have
the same problem?

355
00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:25,774
I run the glee club
at a school for the deaf.

356
00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:28,344
you think I'm rolling around
in deaf choir money?

357
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,880
Now sure, my kids
may be deaf,

358
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:32,815
But that shouldn't distract
everyone from the fact

359
00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:34,283
That they still have

360
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:36,185
A song in their heart,
and they should have

361
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,020
The same chance as
everyone else to express it.

362
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,555
Now I had scarlet fever
as a kid,

363
00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:41,123
leaving me deaf in one ear.

364
00:15:41,124 --> 00:15:43,158
So I remember what it's like
to have full hearing,

365
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,927
But my poor kids
don't know the difference.

366
00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:48,464
all they know is that
they love performing.

367
00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:51,100
And then they have to hear
that Mckinley went and invited

368
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:53,035
Those bad girls to the school.

369
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,970
that's just not fair.
It's not fair.

370
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,739
I think your phone's ringing.
What?

371
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,307
Your phone's ringing.
No, I got it on vibrate.

372
00:15:58,308 --> 00:15:59,942
All I am saying is

373
00:15:59,943 --> 00:16:01,176
That it would be nice

374
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,012
If you went and hosted
another scrimmage

375
00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:04,980
And had the courtesy
to invite us this time.

376
00:16:04,981 --> 00:16:06,482
I couldn't agree more.

377
00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:07,416
What's that?

378
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,084
I said I agree with you.

379
00:16:09,085 --> 00:16:10,753
Okay, I can't hear you.

380
00:16:10,754 --> 00:16:12,788
Talk into this ear.
Scarlet fever.

381
00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,757
I'm sorry...
: You're on!

382
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:15,791
Um, how's Monday?

383
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,526
No, it has to be Monday.

384
00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,128
Yes! All right!

385
00:16:19,129 --> 00:16:20,663
Monday!

386
00:16:20,664 --> 00:16:24,099
I can't wait to see the kids
do their numbers!

387
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,702
You don't have to make fun of me
with those hand gestures.

388
00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:27,970
No, I didn't...

389
00:16:27,971 --> 00:16:29,705
I didn't mean to.

390
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:31,941
Let me check with my secretary.

391
00:16:31,942 --> 00:16:33,509
Oh, damn, four missed calls.

392
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:35,945
What's that?

393
00:16:35,946 --> 00:16:37,579
I didn't say anything.

394
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,650
Yes, thank you.
I take it black, two sugars.

395
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,152
Hello.

396
00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:44,486
Hello?!

397
00:16:46,198 --> 00:16:47,498
I can't do this anymore.

398
00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:48,933
It's time to tell him.

399
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:50,534
Terri?
Yeah, honey?

400
00:16:50,535 --> 00:16:52,102
Oh, hey, kendra.

401
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:54,138
Damn, will.

402
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,774
You make one sexy grease monkey.

403
00:16:56,775 --> 00:16:58,776
I am having so much fun.

404
00:16:58,777 --> 00:16:59,977
Working with my hands,

405
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,612
Searching for parts
all over town.

406
00:17:01,613 --> 00:17:03,714
I feel like I'm
in a springsteen song.

407
00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:06,050
Well, I got to get
some old dish towels--

408
00:17:06,051 --> 00:17:07,418
Mop up the grime.

409
00:17:11,356 --> 00:17:14,257
That car is
the perfect distraction.

410
00:17:14,258 --> 00:17:15,792
I would get something
like that for phil

411
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,794
If I didn't think it
would make him so happy.

412
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:19,129
What's the difference?

413
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:20,464
He's going to get pretty
damn suspicious

414
00:17:20,465 --> 00:17:22,532
When I come home from
the hospital without a baby.

415
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,201
You need to relax.

416
00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:27,137
And drink more.

417
00:17:27,138 --> 00:17:29,773
I have got this
whole thing figured out.

418
00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,975
You do?
Mm-hmm.

419
00:17:31,976 --> 00:17:34,578
Blondie's due date is right
around spring break.

420
00:17:34,579 --> 00:17:36,279
You and I

421
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,783
Are going to have a lady's
week at a spa down in CinccI

422
00:17:39,784 --> 00:17:41,985
That caters to
the prenatal set.

423
00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:44,621
But, in reality,
we're gonna be camped out

424
00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:48,258
At wu's office with Quinn until
that high school hussy drops.

425
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:51,294
That's a great plan.

426
00:17:51,295 --> 00:17:54,431
Except for the fact that Quinn
won't give us her baby anymore.

427
00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:57,601
But she will, dummy.

428
00:17:57,602 --> 00:18:00,604
We have to distract her with
the reality of her situation.

429
00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:03,006
How are we going to do that?

430
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:04,708
She needs money.

431
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,878
I'm going to have her
babysit my kids.

432
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,513
Five minutes alone with
those little mongrels

433
00:18:09,514 --> 00:18:11,214
And she'll have her tubes tied.

434
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,750
You're so smart.

435
00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:16,820
You got the beauty, but I got
the brains and the beauty.

436
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,465
Hey, Rachel.

437
00:18:28,466 --> 00:18:30,367
Oh, hey, Finn.

438
00:18:30,368 --> 00:18:32,002
I didn't see you there.

439
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:33,603
Did you want
to ask me something?

440
00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:38,275
Uh, yeah, I-I just, I forgot.

441
00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:39,743
I got distracted.

442
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,278
Well, I'm glad
I got your attention.

443
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:43,847
I wanted to know if you
wanted to come over
on Friday night.

444
00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:45,215
As someone who's had
long, luxurious locks

445
00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:47,484
Since I was a toddler
in the pageant circuit,

446
00:18:47,485 --> 00:18:48,819
I figured
I could give you

447
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,387
<i>Some tips on our Hair number.</i>

448
00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:52,556
Yeah, that'd be great.

449
00:18:52,557 --> 00:18:54,991
Great. How's 8:00?

450
00:18:54,992 --> 00:18:58,128
8:00 is terrific.
It's terrific.

451
00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:03,133
Objective achieved.

452
00:19:03,134 --> 00:19:05,569
Commence phase two.

453
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:06,970
Hey, Quinn.

454
00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,674
I, uh, wanted to ask
your permission

455
00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:13,777
To maybe do something
on Friday night, if...

456
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,112
Oh, that's fine.

457
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,714
I'm babysitting anyways.

458
00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:19,349
Oh, cool.

459
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:20,584
I'll see ya.

460
00:19:23,821 --> 00:19:25,789
Hey,

461
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,324
What are you doing
on Friday?

462
00:19:27,325 --> 00:19:28,859
Just the usual.

463
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,761
Was going to stand outside
the 7-eleven looking depressed

464
00:19:30,762 --> 00:19:32,229
Until someone offered
to buy me beer,

465
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,396
But what's going on?

466
00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:35,665
You want to maybe
babysit with me?

467
00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:41,938
Some of you,
particularly the guys,

468
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:44,078
Have come up to me
with some questions
about Hairography.

469
00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:46,447
One of our own has volunteered
to walk us through it.

470
00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:47,968
She has got it down.

471
00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:49,936
Brittany,
take it away.

472
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,666
Take what away?

473
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,150
Show us what you got.

474
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,985
Oh.
All right.

475
00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:57,620
So, Hairography.

476
00:19:57,621 --> 00:19:59,689
It works best when you pretend
like you're getting tasered.

477
00:20:00,391 --> 00:20:01,725
So you just move
your head around

478
00:20:01,726 --> 00:20:04,895
Like you're spazzing and stuff.

479
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:10,734
Very nice.
Wow.

480
00:20:14,071 --> 00:20:16,006
You guys, it's like
cool epilepsy.

481
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,607
Come on, guys.

482
00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,643
Let's see
what you got.

483
00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:20,911
Good, guys, yeah.

484
00:20:20,912 --> 00:20:23,413
Just relax and go for it,
all right.

485
00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:32,155
My neck, my back.

486
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,759
When is the lying
going to stop, sue?

487
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,760
I don't know what
you're talking about.

488
00:20:36,761 --> 00:20:39,162
You've been spying on me
and we both know it.

489
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,331
You'll do anything
to torpedo glee club.

490
00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:42,866
And it has got to stop!

491
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,001
I resent that
accusation, Wiliam.

492
00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:46,770
And one I understand you've
been making to our friends

493
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:47,771
At Haverbrook and Jane Addams.

494
00:20:47,772 --> 00:20:49,372
And it's an outrageous

495
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,975
Affront to my
sterling reputation!

496
00:20:51,976 --> 00:20:53,276
That being said,

497
00:20:53,277 --> 00:20:55,212
Fine, I have been
checking up on you.

498
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:57,347
Because I don't like
what's going on in there.

499
00:20:57,348 --> 00:20:59,311
Do you know why I make
each of my cheerios

500
00:20:59,312 --> 00:21:01,714
Wear her hair pulled
back in a ponytail?

501
00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:04,138
Because I don't want to distract
from her impeccable talent.

502
00:21:04,522 --> 00:21:07,858
You seem to be taking
the opposite approach, Will.

503
00:21:07,859 --> 00:21:09,811
And that leads me to believe
you know your kids

504
00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:11,245
Don't have what it takes.

505
00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:13,363
I believe in my kids.

506
00:21:13,364 --> 00:21:15,332
Well, maybe in the
beginning, but not now.

507
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,332
Now that you've seen
the competition

508
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,783
That threatens your
very position at this school!

509
00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:23,313
You're going to get me
an updated set list
by 5:00 tomorrow.

510
00:21:23,314 --> 00:21:24,722
And if there's anything
on that list

511
00:21:24,723 --> 00:21:28,845
That involved, demeaning,
fruity hair tossing,
I'm cutting it!

512
00:21:28,846 --> 00:21:32,816
I will not let you dictate
my number choices.

513
00:21:32,817 --> 00:21:35,385
And you are not
getting that list.

514
00:21:35,386 --> 00:21:37,053
Well, then I'm back
as co-director.

515
00:21:44,228 --> 00:21:46,529
Okay, guys, from the top.

516
00:21:47,844 --> 00:21:50,045
I'll just be a second.

517
00:21:50,046 --> 00:21:52,247
Thanks again for helping me out
with this Hairography stuff.

518
00:21:52,248 --> 00:21:53,381
Yeah, I mean,

519
00:21:53,382 --> 00:21:55,383
You know, it's all
about getting warmed up.

520
00:21:55,384 --> 00:21:56,284
Could you think of a song,

521
00:21:56,285 --> 00:21:57,853
Maybe, that we could
practice with?

522
00:21:57,854 --> 00:22:00,222
<i>What about the, the one
from Grease?</i>

523
00:22:00,223 --> 00:22:01,423
You know, we did it

524
00:22:01,424 --> 00:22:02,511
When you first
joined the club?

525
00:22:02,512 --> 00:22:04,542
Okay, only I was just mostly

526
00:22:05,383 --> 00:22:07,363
Nervous that day,
but it...

527
00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:11,833
Tell me about it... Stud.

528
00:22:18,911 --> 00:22:23,014
~~ I got chills,
they're multiplyin' ~~

529
00:22:23,199 --> 00:22:26,835
~~ and I'm losing control ~~

530
00:22:26,849 --> 00:22:32,387
~~ 'cause the power
you're supplyin' ~~

531
00:22:32,388 --> 00:22:33,789
~~ it's electrifyin'! ~~

532
00:22:33,790 --> 00:22:35,857
~~ you better shape up ~~

533
00:22:35,858 --> 00:22:39,728
~~ 'cause I need a man ~~

534
00:22:39,729 --> 00:22:41,396
~~ but my heart is set on you ~~

535
00:22:41,397 --> 00:22:43,098
Wait, stop, stop.

536
00:22:44,901 --> 00:22:46,034
What's wrong?

537
00:22:46,035 --> 00:22:47,502
I need to be honest with you.

538
00:22:47,503 --> 00:22:49,504
I'm-I'm really uncomfortable
right now.

539
00:22:49,505 --> 00:22:51,873
I'm gonna say this as nicely
as I possibly can,

540
00:22:51,874 --> 00:22:53,341
But you look like

541
00:22:53,342 --> 00:22:55,143
A sad clown hooker.

542
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,480
What?

543
00:22:58,481 --> 00:22:59,548
This look,

544
00:22:59,549 --> 00:23:01,983
It just isn't you.

545
00:23:01,984 --> 00:23:03,585
I mean, maybe
when I first saw it,

546
00:23:03,586 --> 00:23:05,554
I was caught off guard
that you looked all

547
00:23:05,555 --> 00:23:06,715
Adult and stuff,

548
00:23:07,123 --> 00:23:10,843
But it's not what's really great
about you, Rachel.

549
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:12,100
I actually
like the way

550
00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:15,611
You usually dress,
sequined leg warmers and stuff.

551
00:23:16,658 --> 00:23:19,158
I thought this was
what you liked.

552
00:23:20,256 --> 00:23:23,406
No, not at all.

553
00:23:23,999 --> 00:23:25,907
Funny, I was just having
this conversation

554
00:23:25,908 --> 00:23:28,043
Last week with Kurt,
and he asked me...

555
00:23:28,044 --> 00:23:29,911
So what kind
of girls do you like?

556
00:23:29,912 --> 00:23:31,246
Oh, uh, I like it

557
00:23:31,247 --> 00:23:33,448
When they're
natural and stuff;

558
00:23:33,449 --> 00:23:35,884
Not a lot of makeup,
not skintight clothes.

559
00:23:35,885 --> 00:23:37,219
That sort of thing,
you know?

560
00:23:38,176 --> 00:23:40,210
Totally.

561
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,227
I feel like an idiot.

562
00:23:43,292 --> 00:23:45,460
No, no, this is my fault.

563
00:23:47,330 --> 00:23:50,340
It isn't right for me
to be here anyway.

564
00:23:51,878 --> 00:23:54,028
But I really like you, Rachel.

565
00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,095
I gotta go.

566
00:24:05,815 --> 00:24:07,749
I told you we should
have been the cowboys.

567
00:24:08,555 --> 00:24:09,125
My bad.

568
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,021
What are we gonna
do about this?

569
00:24:13,289 --> 00:24:14,799
Who are you texting?!

570
00:24:15,077 --> 00:24:17,793
Uh, Mike Ching.
He's got wind problems.

571
00:24:17,794 --> 00:24:19,277
Well, put the phone down
and help me

572
00:24:19,278 --> 00:24:22,580
With this knot.
I've almost got it.

573
00:24:27,164 --> 00:24:29,465
Stop that!
Not the table!

574
00:24:30,339 --> 00:24:31,472
Think of something!

575
00:24:32,391 --> 00:24:33,425
I brought my guitar.

576
00:24:33,426 --> 00:24:34,443
Why don't we sing them
a lullaby?

577
00:24:34,444 --> 00:24:36,145
Give me this.
Hey, kids, look at me.

578
00:24:38,364 --> 00:24:41,533
Want to see
a real live
music video?

579
00:24:42,384 --> 00:24:47,187
Okay. ~~ papa, I know you're
going to be upset ~~

580
00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:51,125
~~ 'cause I was always
your little girl ~~

581
00:24:51,126 --> 00:24:56,730
~~ but you should know by now,
I'm not a baby ~~

582
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,980
~~ you always taught me
right from wrong ~~

583
00:25:02,633 --> 00:25:06,303
~~ I need your help, daddy,
please be strong ~~

584
00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:11,153
~~ I may be young at heart,
but I know what I'm sayin' ~~

585
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,520
~~ the one you warned me
all about ~~

586
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,630
~~ the one you said
I could do without ~~

587
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,770
~~ we're in an awful mess ~~

588
00:25:25,116 --> 00:25:28,752
~~ and I don't mean maybe,
please ~~

589
00:25:29,580 --> 00:25:33,583
~~ papa don't preach,
I'm in trouble deep ~~

590
00:25:33,597 --> 00:25:37,867
~~ papa don't preach,
I been losing sleep ~~

591
00:25:37,964 --> 00:25:43,535
~~ but I made up my mind,
I'm keepin' my baby ~~

592
00:25:43,733 --> 00:25:48,737
~~ ooh, I'm gonna keep my baby,
mm-mm. ~~

593
00:25:50,999 --> 00:25:52,199
Sing it again.

594
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:03,156
I think this is
the first time

595
00:26:03,157 --> 00:26:05,992
They have all been asleep
at the same time.

596
00:26:08,504 --> 00:26:09,834
What's that smell?

597
00:26:09,995 --> 00:26:10,995
Soap.

598
00:26:12,232 --> 00:26:14,667
You got them
to take a bath?

599
00:26:14,913 --> 00:26:16,814
What are you,
an exorcist?

600
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:20,998
She's like a jet, right?

601
00:26:21,016 --> 00:26:24,403
I need a new clutch and
a new set of shocks, but she is

602
00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:25,361
Really coming together.

603
00:26:25,362 --> 00:26:27,429
What are you gonna do
when the kid comes?

604
00:26:28,223 --> 00:26:31,025
You can't put a car seat
in that thing.

605
00:26:31,026 --> 00:26:32,527
No latch system.

606
00:26:33,663 --> 00:26:35,413
You were awesome tonight.

607
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:40,190
I was surprised at
how I kinda enjoyed it.

608
00:26:40,324 --> 00:26:41,970
I was worried
about you at first.

609
00:26:41,971 --> 00:26:45,040
You seemed distracted,
all that texting to mike.

610
00:26:45,129 --> 00:26:47,759
Distracted? I was
the opposite, babe.

611
00:26:48,042 --> 00:26:49,309
I was totally into it.

612
00:26:49,714 --> 00:26:51,281
All I know is we proved
something tonight:

613
00:26:52,848 --> 00:26:56,150
This parenting thing?
We can do this.

614
00:26:59,321 --> 00:27:02,457
You set me up...
With Finn!

615
00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:04,792
Looks like someone is running
for drama Queen again.

616
00:27:04,793 --> 00:27:06,027
How could you do that?

617
00:27:06,028 --> 00:27:07,695
I thought we were friends.

618
00:27:07,696 --> 00:27:09,297
And what made you think that?

619
00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:12,033
You should be thanking me.

620
00:27:12,034 --> 00:27:14,502
All I did was help you realize
that your schoolgirl fantasy

621
00:27:14,503 --> 00:27:16,704
Of running off with Finn
was nothing but a fairytale.

622
00:27:16,705 --> 00:27:18,773
You like him.

623
00:27:20,075 --> 00:27:21,943
Yeah, that's,
that's what this is.

624
00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:24,011
And you were just trying
to eliminate the competition.

625
00:27:24,012 --> 00:27:26,402
I was just helping him
understand

626
00:27:26,821 --> 00:27:28,555
<i>That you are not
a viable second choice.</i>

627
00:27:31,312 --> 00:27:33,512
You think I'm a second choice?

628
00:27:34,837 --> 00:27:36,057
A distant second.

629
00:27:36,162 --> 00:27:37,796
You think I'm living
in a fairytale?

630
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,128
If I were second
or if I were 50th,

631
00:27:40,129 --> 00:27:42,296
I'd still be ahead of you
because I'm a girl.

632
00:27:44,767 --> 00:27:47,435
Okay, here's the dope,
princess:

633
00:27:47,436 --> 00:27:49,771
There's no hope
for either of us.

634
00:27:49,772 --> 00:27:53,474
He loves Quinn.
They're having a baby together.

635
00:27:54,422 --> 00:27:56,990
We're nothing but distractions.

636
00:27:57,346 --> 00:28:01,382
The sooner we realize that...
The better.

637
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:08,179
Keep your paws off my man.

638
00:28:09,366 --> 00:28:09,826
Clear?

639
00:28:11,718 --> 00:28:12,751
Who's your man?

640
00:28:13,428 --> 00:28:15,096
Don't play stupid, tubbers.

641
00:28:15,097 --> 00:28:17,265
Oh, and for the record,

642
00:28:17,266 --> 00:28:21,035
Asking someone to babysit
with you is super '90s.

643
00:28:21,036 --> 00:28:24,116
I happen to know
that Puck cares about me.

644
00:28:24,123 --> 00:28:25,043
Oh, wake up!

645
00:28:25,067 --> 00:28:27,835
While you two were babysitting,
Puck and I were sexting.

646
00:28:29,970 --> 00:28:30,550
Sexting?

647
00:28:30,779 --> 00:28:33,981
Sexy texting. Seriously,
what era are you from?

648
00:28:33,982 --> 00:28:35,249
While you two were

649
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,360
"playing house,"

650
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:39,491
Puck and I were trading
super-hot texts.

651
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:42,374
Why don't you check
his cell phone?

652
00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:45,105
'cause my sexts are
too hot to erase.

653
00:28:50,877 --> 00:28:52,056
<i>Thank you all for coming.</i>

654
00:28:52,057 --> 00:28:54,258
We are so honored
to have you guys here.

655
00:28:55,051 --> 00:28:59,888
So, without further ado,
I present the new directions.

656
00:29:03,895 --> 00:29:08,098
Yes, so crazy right now.

657
00:29:08,099 --> 00:29:12,403
Most incredibly,
it's your boy Artie,

658
00:29:12,404 --> 00:29:15,406
It's you're girl mercedes.

659
00:29:15,407 --> 00:29:16,157
You ready?

660
00:29:17,008 --> 00:29:19,877
<i>~~ hey! ~~
~~ uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
no-no-no ~~</i>

661
00:29:19,878 --> 00:29:21,745
<i>~~ uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh, no-no-no ~~</i>

662
00:29:21,746 --> 00:29:24,415
~~ I look and stare so deep
in your eyes ~~

663
00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:26,750
~~ I touch on you more and more
every time ~~

664
00:29:26,751 --> 00:29:28,953
~~ when you leave,
I'm begging you not to go ~~

665
00:29:28,954 --> 00:29:31,822
~~ call your name two,
three times in a row ~~

666
00:29:31,823 --> 00:29:34,491
~~ I'm hairy high and low ~~

667
00:29:34,492 --> 00:29:39,063
~~ don't ask me why,
I don't know, oh-oh-oh ~~

668
00:29:39,064 --> 00:29:41,732
~~ I'm going so crazy
right now ~~

669
00:29:41,733 --> 00:29:44,435
~~ your love's got me looking
so crazy right now ~~

670
00:29:44,436 --> 00:29:45,436
~~ got me lookin'
so crazy right now ~~

671
00:29:45,437 --> 00:29:47,271
~~ your touch got me lookin' ~~

672
00:29:47,272 --> 00:29:48,906
~~ so crazy right now ~~

673
00:29:48,907 --> 00:29:53,544
~~ give me a head with hair,
long beautiful hair ~~

674
00:29:53,545 --> 00:29:57,781
~~ shining, gleaming,
streaming, flaxen, waxen ~~

675
00:29:57,782 --> 00:30:00,017
~~ got me hoping
you page me right now ~~

676
00:30:00,018 --> 00:30:02,920
~~ your kiss got me hopin'
you save me right now ~~

677
00:30:02,921 --> 00:30:05,689
~~ lookin' so crazy,
your love's got me lookin' ~~

678
00:30:05,690 --> 00:30:08,025
~~ got me lookin'
so crazy, your love ~~

679
00:30:08,026 --> 00:30:10,427
~~ got me lookin' so crazy
right now ~~

680
00:30:10,428 --> 00:30:12,629
~~ your love's got me lookin'
so crazy right now ~~

681
00:30:12,630 --> 00:30:14,431
~~ got me lookin' so crazy
right now ~~

682
00:30:14,432 --> 00:30:17,634
~~ your touch got me lookin'
so crazy right now ~~

683
00:30:17,635 --> 00:30:19,603
~~ down to here,
down to there ~~

684
00:30:19,604 --> 00:30:24,375
~~ down to there, down
to where it stops by itself ~~

685
00:30:24,376 --> 00:30:26,910
~~ where it stops by itself ~~

686
00:30:26,911 --> 00:30:29,813
~~ oh-oh-oh, got me lookin'
so crazy right now ~~
~~ so crazy ~~

687
00:30:29,814 --> 00:30:32,149
~~ your love's got me lookin'
so crazy right now ~~

688
00:30:32,150 --> 00:30:34,551
~~ got me lookin' so crazy
right now ~~

689
00:30:34,552 --> 00:30:37,087
~~ your touch got me lookin'
so crazy right now ~~

690
00:30:37,088 --> 00:30:39,723
~~ crazy right now! ~~

691
00:30:50,567 --> 00:30:51,668
It didn't work at all,
did it?

692
00:30:52,169 --> 00:30:53,203
No, it's just the rehearsal.

693
00:30:53,204 --> 00:30:54,638
It's still just a little rough,

694
00:30:54,639 --> 00:30:55,639
But we're onto something.

695
00:31:17,962 --> 00:31:21,865
~~ imagine there's no heaven ~~

696
00:31:25,370 --> 00:31:28,772
~~ it easy if you try ~~

697
00:31:31,209 --> 00:31:35,112
~~ no hell below us ~~

698
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:42,252
~~ above us, only sky ~~

699
00:31:43,621 --> 00:31:47,824
~~ imagine all the people ~~

700
00:31:47,825 --> 00:31:54,097
~~ living life for today ~~

701
00:31:54,098 --> 00:32:00,404
~~ imagine there's no countries ~~

702
00:32:00,405 --> 00:32:06,443
~~ it's not hard to do ~~

703
00:32:06,444 --> 00:32:13,317
~~ nothing to kill or die for ~~

704
00:32:15,687 --> 00:32:18,722
~~ and no religion, too ~~

705
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:25,762
~~ imagine all the people ~~

706
00:32:25,763 --> 00:32:32,603
~~ living life in peace,
yoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ~~

707
00:32:32,604 --> 00:32:37,174
~~ you may say I'm a dreamer ~~

708
00:32:37,175 --> 00:32:40,110
<i>~~ ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ~~</i>

709
00:32:40,111 --> 00:32:42,813
~~ but I'm not the only one ~~

710
00:32:45,717 --> 00:32:47,117
~~ I hope someday
you will join us ~~

711
00:32:47,118 --> 00:32:49,286
~~ I hope someday
you will join us ~~

712
00:32:49,287 --> 00:32:51,154
<i>~~ ooh ~~</i>

713
00:32:52,523 --> 00:32:57,828
~~ and the world will be as one ~~

714
00:32:57,829 --> 00:33:02,599
~~ imagine no possessions ~~

715
00:33:05,003 --> 00:33:10,307
~~ I wonder if you can ~~

716
00:33:10,308 --> 00:33:15,279
~~ no need for greed or hunger ~~

717
00:33:17,015 --> 00:33:21,551
~~ a brotherhood of man ~~

718
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:27,691
~~ imagine all the people ~~

719
00:33:27,692 --> 00:33:32,529
~~ sharing all the world ~~

720
00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:35,599
~~ you ~~

721
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,069
~~ you may say I'm a dreamer ~~

722
00:33:39,070 --> 00:33:41,405
~~ ooh ~~

723
00:33:41,406 --> 00:33:44,474
~~ but I'm not the only one ~~

724
00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:53,850
~~ I hope someday
you will join us ~~

725
00:33:53,851 --> 00:34:02,059
~~ and the world
will live as one. ~~

726
00:34:17,460 --> 00:34:18,460
Hey, baby.

727
00:34:19,610 --> 00:34:20,010
Um...

728
00:34:20,253 --> 00:34:21,720
You really
don't want to do that.

729
00:34:24,570 --> 00:34:25,637
You lied to me.

730
00:34:25,638 --> 00:34:27,305
I'm sorry.

731
00:34:27,306 --> 00:34:28,573
I tried to resist santana.

732
00:34:28,574 --> 00:34:29,874
I did.

733
00:34:29,875 --> 00:34:33,511
But I'm young and girls
have this power over me.

734
00:34:33,512 --> 00:34:34,746
But, hey, it's all good.

735
00:34:34,747 --> 00:34:36,648
It's definitely
not all good.

736
00:34:36,649 --> 00:34:37,849
I thought you wanted
to be with me.

737
00:34:37,850 --> 00:34:40,752
I do. Like, a lot.

738
00:34:40,753 --> 00:34:42,053
But you haven't
given it up to me

739
00:34:42,054 --> 00:34:43,188
Since the night
I knocked you up,

740
00:34:43,189 --> 00:34:44,956
And, baby, I'm a dude.

741
00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:46,191
I have needs.

742
00:34:46,192 --> 00:34:48,193
So, you expect to
raise a baby with me

743
00:34:48,194 --> 00:34:51,563
And text dirty messages to
every other girl at this school

744
00:34:51,564 --> 00:34:53,598
If I don't give it
up to you every day?

745
00:34:53,599 --> 00:34:56,267
No. Just the hot girls.

746
00:34:58,537 --> 00:35:00,472
Look, I'm going
to be a good dad,

747
00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,407
But I'm not going
to stop being me to do it.

748
00:35:05,711 --> 00:35:06,878
<i>You can have her.</i>

749
00:35:06,879 --> 00:35:09,014
Are you serious?

750
00:35:09,015 --> 00:35:11,316
A girl really needs
a good father.

751
00:35:12,818 --> 00:35:14,686
And the only way
she's going to get that

752
00:35:14,687 --> 00:35:15,920
Is if I give her to you.

753
00:35:17,390 --> 00:35:20,425
You think Mr. Shue's going
to be a good father, don't you?

754
00:35:23,095 --> 00:35:24,596
Yeah.

755
00:35:24,597 --> 00:35:27,265
I think he's going
to be an amazing dad.

756
00:35:29,068 --> 00:35:31,903
Will!
Hey, guys.

757
00:35:31,904 --> 00:35:33,738
I thought you were going to be
at the scrap yard all afternoon.

758
00:35:33,739 --> 00:35:36,141
Oh, yeah,
uh, change of plans.

759
00:35:36,142 --> 00:35:38,009
Got distracted
with something else.

760
00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:40,745
Uh, Quinn,
what are you doing here?

761
00:35:40,746 --> 00:35:42,147
Oh, girl talk.

762
00:35:42,148 --> 00:35:44,516
We're exchanging
pregnancy war stories.

763
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,485
Oh, that's... Nice.

764
00:35:47,878 --> 00:35:48,687
Well, when you get a sec,

765
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,288
Can you meet me
out in the garage, Terr?

766
00:35:50,289 --> 00:35:54,092
Oh, I was
just leaving, so...

767
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,640
Yes?

768
00:36:13,685 --> 00:36:15,185
Later, Mr. Shue.

769
00:36:22,455 --> 00:36:24,222
<i>You know I hate surprises.</i>

770
00:36:32,965 --> 00:36:34,299
Where's the blue bomber II?

771
00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:35,934
I sold it to some kid.

772
00:36:35,935 --> 00:36:37,135
For a tidy little profit.

773
00:36:37,827 --> 00:36:38,503
Let him have the fun.

774
00:36:38,504 --> 00:36:41,806
I made enough for a down payment
on a car for our whole family.

775
00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:46,270
Oh, terri.

776
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,530
I love you.

777
00:36:48,848 --> 00:36:50,482
And our little girl.

778
00:36:51,051 --> 00:36:54,153
And I don't want anything
to distract me from you guys.

779
00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:01,918
Hi.

780
00:37:02,566 --> 00:37:03,966
...Hi.

781
00:37:05,497 --> 00:37:07,287
Can we be in love again?

782
00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:11,123
I have to tell you
something first.

783
00:37:11,155 --> 00:37:11,669
I, uh...

784
00:37:11,670 --> 00:37:14,172
I want us to be honest with
each other, no matter what.

785
00:37:14,987 --> 00:37:17,755
You can tell me anything.

786
00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:18,849
Cool. Uh...

787
00:37:19,595 --> 00:37:21,346
It... It's not really
even that big a deal.

788
00:37:21,347 --> 00:37:24,282
I mean, I didn't
actually do anything,

789
00:37:24,283 --> 00:37:27,185
But, the other night,
when you were babysitting...

790
00:37:28,821 --> 00:37:29,988
I kind of went over
to Rachel's house.

791
00:37:31,524 --> 00:37:32,690
But nothing happened.

792
00:37:32,691 --> 00:37:35,660
I... Just was worked up
about us fighting

793
00:37:35,661 --> 00:37:38,963
And then she put on this
really weird catwoman suit,

794
00:37:38,964 --> 00:37:40,932
And so I think something
could have happened,

795
00:37:40,933 --> 00:37:42,500
But it didn't.

796
00:37:43,903 --> 00:37:46,171
Because I only want
to be with you.

797
00:37:47,673 --> 00:37:48,840
It's all right.

798
00:37:50,242 --> 00:37:52,811
Thank you for being
honest with me.

799
00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:57,129
I love you, Quinn.

800
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,680
I love you, too.

801
00:38:40,459 --> 00:38:41,659
Hey, Sue. You got a sec?

802
00:38:44,097 --> 00:38:45,297
Sure.

803
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,800
I owe you an apology.

804
00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:51,703
I did think the kids needed
to be a little more showbiz

805
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,914
And I was wrong.

806
00:38:53,847 --> 00:38:55,540
That isn't who they are.

807
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:58,331
So, thank you
for helping me see that.

808
00:38:59,478 --> 00:39:01,613
Oh, and, uh,
here's the new set list.

809
00:39:01,614 --> 00:39:02,184
Mm-hmm.

810
00:39:06,118 --> 00:39:08,019
Wow, these are great
choices, Wiliam.

811
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,754
"Proud Mary."

812
00:39:09,755 --> 00:39:11,256
Smokin' hot deep cut.

813
00:39:11,257 --> 00:39:12,957
Smokin' hot!

814
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:13,992
Don't mock me.

815
00:39:13,993 --> 00:39:15,126
Sorry.

816
00:39:15,127 --> 00:39:16,794
Oh, I don't recognize
this last one.

817
00:39:16,795 --> 00:39:18,396
Oh, that's the new addition.

818
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,798
Yeah, I want the kids to forget
everything I taught them

819
00:39:20,799 --> 00:39:22,166
About Hairography because...

820
00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:23,835
We're starting from scratch.

821
00:39:23,836 --> 00:39:25,236
Grab a stool.

822
00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,804
So, we're a stool choir now?

823
00:39:26,805 --> 00:39:28,973
Nope. We're not dancing
with the stools.

824
00:39:28,974 --> 00:39:32,310
No gimmicks. No
false theatricality.

825
00:39:32,311 --> 00:39:34,746
We're just going to
sit in them and sing.

826
00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,217
Thanks, Mr. Schuester.

827
00:39:40,653 --> 00:39:44,756
This is their set
list from sectionals.

828
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,024
"don't stop believing."
that's in.

829
00:39:46,025 --> 00:39:47,525
"Proud Mary,"

830
00:39:47,526 --> 00:39:49,527
Performed in wheelchairs.
That's in.

831
00:39:49,528 --> 00:39:52,030
Now, I suggest you
take these two songs,

832
00:39:52,031 --> 00:39:54,332
Split them between
your two groups,

833
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:55,900
And I'll pull some strings

834
00:39:55,901 --> 00:39:58,369
And make sure that Schuester
and his group perform last.

835
00:39:58,370 --> 00:40:02,307
That way, it'll look
like he stole the songs

836
00:40:02,308 --> 00:40:03,608
From you.

837
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:06,044
Um, who do you think I am?

838
00:40:06,045 --> 00:40:07,812
That's actually
a very good question

839
00:40:07,813 --> 00:40:09,514
Because I've forgotten
both of your names.

840
00:40:09,515 --> 00:40:12,951
Look, I spend
every waking hour of my day

841
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:15,219
Trying to teach those girls
that lying and cheating

842
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,322
Is not the way you're
ever going to get ahead.

843
00:40:17,323 --> 00:40:19,057
And you're suggesting
I do exactly that,

844
00:40:19,058 --> 00:40:20,959
So that they can win
a singing competition?

845
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,460
Yeah, pretty much.

846
00:40:25,064 --> 00:40:26,998
I think you're missing
an opportunity

847
00:40:26,999 --> 00:40:29,033
To give your girls
a second chance.

848
00:40:29,034 --> 00:40:31,169
These Mckinley kids
are going to do fine.

849
00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:32,904
But outside of glee club,

850
00:40:32,905 --> 00:40:34,839
Your girls don't have a heck
of a lot going for them.

851
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,177
And I'd hate to see them
so devastated by losing

852
00:40:39,178 --> 00:40:40,812
That they'd
give up entirely.

853
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,648
You know how many deaf choirs
have won this competition?

854
00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:46,217
Okay. Everybody's going
to need to speak up

855
00:40:46,218 --> 00:40:47,318
Because I can't hear.

856
00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,387
Deaf in one ear.
Scarlet fever.

857
00:40:49,388 --> 00:40:52,390
I assume you read
lips. Read these.

858
00:40:53,726 --> 00:40:59,564
Never let anything
distract you from winning.

859
00:41:02,985 --> 00:41:03,385
Ever.

860
00:41:03,469 --> 00:41:05,570
<i>~~ ah, ah, ah ~~</i>

861
00:41:05,571 --> 00:41:09,807
~~ you with the sad eyes ~~

862
00:41:09,808 --> 00:41:11,743
~~ don't be discouraged ~~

863
00:41:11,744 --> 00:41:16,848
~~ oh, I realize it's hard
to take courage ~~

864
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:21,352
~~ in a world full of people ~~

865
00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:23,588
~~ you can lose sight of it all ~~

866
00:41:23,589 --> 00:41:25,957
~~ and darkness,
still inside you ~~

867
00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:28,126
~~ make you feel so small ~~

868
00:41:28,127 --> 00:41:34,298
:
~~ but I see your true colors
shining through ~~

869
00:41:34,299 --> 00:41:37,235
~~ I see your true colors ~~

870
00:41:37,236 --> 00:41:40,538
~~ and that's why I love you ~~

871
00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:45,343
~~ so don't be afraid
to let them show ~~

872
00:41:45,344 --> 00:41:48,880
~~ your true colors ~~

873
00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:53,618
~~ true colors are beautiful ~~

874
00:41:53,619 --> 00:41:58,723
~~ like a rainbow ~~

875
00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:02,927
~~ show me a smile, then ~~

876
00:42:02,928 --> 00:42:05,263
~~ don't be unhappy ~~

877
00:42:05,264 --> 00:42:07,965
~~ can't remember when ~~

878
00:42:07,966 --> 00:42:10,935
~~ I last saw you laughing ~~

879
00:42:10,936 --> 00:42:13,905
~~ if this world
makes you crazy ~~

880
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:16,340
~~ and you've taken
all you can bear ~~

881
00:42:16,341 --> 00:42:20,778
~~ you call me up because
you know I'll be there ~~

882
00:42:20,779 --> 00:42:26,150
~~ and I see your true colors
shining through ~~

883
00:42:26,151 --> 00:42:27,885
~~ yeah ~~

884
00:42:27,886 --> 00:42:33,257
~~ I see your true colors
and that's why I love you ~~

885
00:42:33,258 --> 00:42:35,359
~~ so don't be afraid ~~

886
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,529
<i>~~ afraid ~~
~~ to let them show ~~</i>

887
00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:41,866
~~ your true colors ~~

888
00:42:41,867 --> 00:42:44,602
~~ true colors ~~

889
00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:47,105
~~ true colors ~~

890
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:50,741
~~ are beautiful
like a rainbow. ~~

891
00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:54,944
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