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How do you think that makes me feel?
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Also, terri said
she's pregnant,
wow.
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But really, she's faking
and mr. Schuster doesn't know.
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This baby's the only reason
he's still here.
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Will's busy getting the kids
ready for sectionals
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Where they're up against
a school for the deaf...
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I can't hear you. Talk
into this ear. Scarlet fever.
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You're on!
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...And a group of juvie girls.
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Aphasia, give mr. Schuster
his wallet back.
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But it turns out both of them
are really good.
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It's like cool epilepsy.
Also, sue kicked quinn out
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Of the cheerios
because she's pregnant.
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I can't have a pregnant
girl on my squad.
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You're a disgrace.
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It's not very nice,
but neither is sue.
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Those drinks are crap!
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And that's what you missed on...
♪ glee. ♪
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Hey, guys.
Mind if I join you?
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So, what's with
all the primping?
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Yearbook pictures.
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This is the 50th edition
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Of the mckinley high school
thunderclap.
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I'm going to drop 20 pounds
by Friday,
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Look smoking hot
for that photo,
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And be down to a trim 210
for the wedding a week Saturday.
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Emma:
Of course, the wedding
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Was going to be in hawaii,
but then they told me
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I couldn't bring
my own fruit, so...
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But, sectionals is a week
from Saturday.
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Oh, man.
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Looks like you won't
be able to make it, eminem.
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I, um, I totally forgot
about sectionals.
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I'm-I'm sorry.
I wanted to go.
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For the kids.
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We're not
rescheduling.
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The vfw hall is booked
till next June.
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The only reason this Saturday
is available
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Is 'cause it's
the one year anniversary
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Of that grisly
fish fry shoot-out.
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I got a monster discount.
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We just got to be out of there
before the candlelight vigil.
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Emma:
I remember.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Sue?
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Did someone finally punch you?
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Edie.
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William. You.
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Every year, when the photos
for the thunderclap
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Come around, I always elect
to have a little work done.
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This year, I got myself
a bit of an eye lift.
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And while they were in there,
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I told them to go ahead
and yank out those tear ducts.
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Wasn't using them.
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You know,
I got a storage unit
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Full of trophies and medallions.
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But, for the rest
of you educators,
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These yearbook pictures
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Are really
the only concrete proof you have
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That anything you've done
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In your sorry little lives
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Has made any difference
whatsoever.
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(slurping)
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My cheerios are so excited.
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Got them on a yam diet.
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It draws the water
out of the skin.
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Well, I'm sure my glee kids
are going to be excited, too.
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Well, glee kids
don't get a photo.
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What? Why is that?
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Well, I just had a meeting
with principal figgins, eleanor,
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And what with
all the vandalism
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Of the glee club photos
over the years,
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I convinced him
that putting the glee kids
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In this year's thunderclap was
subjecting the little freaks
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To more humiliation
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And ridicule.
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Why can't you just accept
the fact that my kids
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Are going to take
sectionals this year?
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That's not happening.
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And stop with
the pointless vendetta.
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Emma:
Right.
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This is so not fair, sue.
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You know, I'm going to talk
to figgins about this.
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Hey, good luck with that.
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You know, you three
are boring me now.
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I'm going
to go do something else.
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(groans)
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Where's rachel?
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She's not here yet.
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Perfect.
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Glee club stands
on a delicate precipice.
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We have all felt the cold
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Humiliation
of a slushie in the face.
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But as of right now, our
relative anonymity as a club
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Shields us from more
severe persecution--
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Swirlies.
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Patriotic wedgies.
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What's a patriotic wedgie?
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It's when they hoist you up
the flag pole by your undies.
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Strangely, it did make me feel
more american.
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Based on
my investigation,
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I am of the opinion
that a yearbook photo
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Would only fuel the flames
of anti-glee-club terror.
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I've done a little
library research.
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Peter gellar.
Glee club second tenor, 1998.
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He can be seen here with both
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A drawn on hitler mustache
and rice paddy hat.
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Shortly after the yearbook
came out,
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Mr. Gellar
had a nervous breakdown.
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He is now the homeless man
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Who sleeps in front
of the public library.
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Patches?
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Patches.
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He barks at my mom.
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Kurt:
Exhibit b.
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Tawny peterson.
Glee club class of 2000.
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Seen here in her photo with a
cartoon knife stuck in her head,
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In a macabre tableau that,
in four years,
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Would prove eerily prescient.
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I think I speak
for all of us when I say
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That not having to pose
for a yearbook photo
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Might be a blessing in disguise.
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I suggest not fighting
figgins' ruling.
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Will:
Oh, hey, guys.
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Ah. Looking at old
thunderclaps?
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It's really unsettling.
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And totally unfair.
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Hey, can I borrow one of these?
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You know what?
This year's thunderclap
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Is going to have a glee club
photo with every one
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Of your smiling faces.
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You have my word on it.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Shue,
I'm doing the glee club a solid.
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We're denying the opportunity
to other children
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To further humiliate them.
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No, no, no. Those kids get
up on stage all the time,
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No matter what anyone
thinks of them,
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And they perform.
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They don't let anyone
or anything get to them.
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That's something you
should encourage.
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Sue is wrong!
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Fine. I'll give them a photo.
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Thank you.
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For $1,000.
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What?
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That's what is costs.
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The yearbook is prime
advertising space, shue.
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Frederickson's funeral parlor
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Experienced a 1.3% increase
in revenue
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After their full page ad
last year in the thunderclap.
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Okay, um...
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What about a quarter page?
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How much does that cost?
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(sighs)
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$325.
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That will buy you
enough space for a photo
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Of two members
of the glee club.
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Right below the advertisement
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For uncle sandro's chicken
inside of a waffle.
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Figgins, that's a lot of money.
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It's a compromise, shue.
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Now, I suggest you select
a good-looking cheerleader--
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Not the pregnant one--
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And the quarterback
for the photo
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As their faces are less likely
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To be scratched out
with safety pins.
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Mr. Schuster, I'm very
sorry to interrupt.
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Principal figgins,
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As you very well may know,
this is my first year
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In glee club
and I've just been informed
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That new directions has not
been afforded a yearbook photo.
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As you might expect,
my two gay dads
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Have a very close relationship
with our local branch
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Of the aclu and
if it's up to me...
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Beat you to the punch, rachel.
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It's all good.
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We're in the yearbook.
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Oh. Fantastic.
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Thank you so much.
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Rachel:
Make fun of me all you want,
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But school pictures
are everything to me.
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They're great practice
for getting photographed
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By the paparazzi.
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Invasive as the press may be,
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Stars are dependent
on them for their fame,
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And I feel I must be prepared.
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In order to do so, I join
every club I possibly can.
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Know you're thinking that I'm
just joining all of these clubs
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To give off the appearance that
I'm involved, known to exist,
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But glee club is different.
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I really love glee
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And I believe
in what we stand for.
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We've come from behind,
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Dismissed and ridiculed
by everyone,
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And we've made something
of ourselves,
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Something that I'm proud
to be a part of,
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Something I want
to be remembered for.
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(giggling)
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Oh, that's got
the whole flag.
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Quinn:
I miss my cheerios uniform.
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Made me feel safe.
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Contained.
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Even when I was feeling
left out,
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At least I looked like
I was a part of something.
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I want my kids to be able
to look back at these books
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And see who I was,
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Make them proud.
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Not the bastard one
I'm carrying now, of course,
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The ones I'll have
when I'm married and ready.
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I might not look like
the head cheerleader anymore,
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But I'm still her
on the inside.
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I'm done playing the victim.
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When that cheerleading picture
is taken for the yearbook,
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I'm going to be in it
and back on the squad,
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Whether sue sylvester
likes it or not.
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Hey, baby. Which one of these
ties goes better with my shirt?
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You're blocking
the tv, will.
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Oh, come on. I need your help.
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School pictures are coming up.
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Oh. Well, in that case, um...
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Wear the red one
for the teacher photo
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And the green one
for the glee club.
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Okay.
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It'll pop more
when the cool kids deface it.
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Yeah. I, uh...
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I wanted to talk to you
about that.
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So, figgins stopped putting the
glee club photo in the yearbook
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Because it always
gets vandalized,
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And I just feel
so bad for the kids.
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I mean, they work so hard.
They deserve to be recognized.
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Not being in that book
gives the appearance
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That glee club isn't important.
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(sighs)
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I want to buy an ad and use it
as the glee club photo spread.
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It's around $300.
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Oh, great.
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00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,961
Yeah, why don't you
take the food
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Out of the refrigerator and
just give that to the kids?
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Will, that food
goes from my mouth
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Right into our baby's belly.
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We have a couple hundred bucks
left over
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From selling
the blue bomber ii.
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The answer's no, will. No.
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But if we...
No!
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No. No.
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(sighs)
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Actually, can you wait to
cash that until Thursday?
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(sighs)
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(bell ringing)
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(playing scales)
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Kurt, I have a
fantastic idea for a club
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That would officially make me
the most involved student
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In the whole school.
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I want us to start
a gaylesball.
256
00:09:49,942 --> 00:09:51,643
I'm sorry?
257
00:09:51,644 --> 00:09:52,944
The gay-lesbian alliance.
258
00:09:52,945 --> 00:09:54,946
Gay-lesb-all.
259
00:09:57,516 --> 00:09:58,583
Hey, guys!
260
00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:00,452
Great news!
261
00:10:00,453 --> 00:10:02,887
Glee club gets a photo
in the thunderclap.
262
00:10:02,888 --> 00:10:05,356
(murmuring unenthusiastically)
yep.
263
00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:06,958
It's going to show everyone
at the school
264
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,027
That glee club is on its way up.
265
00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:10,728
When we win regionals,
266
00:10:10,729 --> 00:10:13,264
Those claps are going to be
collector's items.
267
00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:15,099
I mean, all of your classmates
are going to be
268
00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,868
Begging for your autographs.
269
00:10:16,869 --> 00:10:18,436
(halfhearted cheering)
270
00:10:18,437 --> 00:10:21,439
But I had to compromise
to do it.
271
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:25,210
Um, we only get a quarter page
in back.
272
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:28,046
Which means we have to pick
two team captains
273
00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,514
To appear in the photo.
274
00:10:29,515 --> 00:10:32,984
So, tomorrow we're going
to put it to a vote.
275
00:10:32,985 --> 00:10:34,652
Exciting, huh?
276
00:10:34,653 --> 00:10:35,687
All right.
277
00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:40,188
(bell ringing)
278
00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:42,657
Well, we're all here.
I guess we should vote.
279
00:10:42,658 --> 00:10:43,825
With your permission,
280
00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:45,794
I have prepared a few words.
281
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,129
I nominate rachel.
Second.
282
00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,331
All right, let's vote up
in this piece.
283
00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:51,066
I gotta go hit the gym and load
up the guns of puckerone
284
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,968
For the football picture.
285
00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:59,941
Looks like everybody
voted for rachel.
286
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,178
Including rachel.
287
00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,013
But we need two captains, guys.
288
00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,248
Why two?
289
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,482
We're fine with having rachel
represent us
290
00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,051
In the thunderclap
by herself.
291
00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:10,852
We'd actually prefer it.
292
00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:12,654
(bell ringing)
293
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,423
Will:
The worst part is
294
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,424
That after all this time,
295
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,759
They're still embarrassed
to be in glee club.
296
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,161
I mean, they still see
themselves as losers.
297
00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:20,829
I just need to
get one of them
298
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,499
To step up
and become co-captain.
299
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,402
Well, maybe you should
let them use the captain
300
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:28,370
They already elected.
301
00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:31,106
You know, sometimes sound a lot
different coming from a peer.
302
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,609
Even if that peer
is an annoying as rachel.
303
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,744
You know,
304
00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:39,348
None of this is going to matter
if they win at sectionals.
305
00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:42,618
I'm really sorry
I can't be there.
306
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:46,088
Yeah, I wanted to talk
to you about that.
307
00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:49,191
I-I kind of think ken
scheduled your wedding
308
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,960
The same day on purpose.
309
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,294
You know,
310
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,430
So... So you couldn't go.
311
00:11:54,431 --> 00:11:57,199
Why would he do that?
312
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,901
Come on.
313
00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:03,172
We both know how he feels
about our... Relationship.
314
00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:08,644
I'm marrying ken, will.
315
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,179
Look, I know
that I've...
316
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,581
I've definitely given him
reason in the past
317
00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:15,384
To be jealous,
but I need you to know
318
00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:16,952
That I'm done with that now.
319
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,121
Ken has a lot
of flaws.
320
00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:22,124
He has 74 flaws as of yesterday,
but, you know what,
321
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,325
He is not vindictive.
322
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,894
He's actually
a very good man.
323
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:28,631
He is kind and he's great with
the students here at mckinley.
324
00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:30,366
We have that in common.
325
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,935
And yes, it's true, his hygiene
could be a lot better,
326
00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:36,338
But he is absolutely
full of compassion
327
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,509
And... Well, that is why
I'm marrying him.
328
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:44,146
You're right.
329
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,321
I was out of line.
330
00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:54,123
It won't happen again.
331
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,631
(bell ringing)
332
00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,566
You wanted
to see me, mr. Shue?
333
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,601
Oh, yeah, rach.
334
00:13:05,602 --> 00:13:07,569
Sit down.
335
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,538
So, how's the new
captaincy going?
336
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,541
I think that my
unanimous election
337
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,610
Gave me a very strong
mandate to shake things up.
338
00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:16,512
Great. Well,
339
00:13:16,513 --> 00:13:20,015
I have a job for you, captain.
340
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,855
We need a co-captain.
341
00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,991
You have so many
great ideas,
342
00:13:28,992 --> 00:13:30,192
No reason you shouldn't
have some help
343
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,393
Pushing them through.
344
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,729
I could use a trusty lieutenant.
345
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,298
I do have over 65 proposals.
346
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:39,401
So, can I count on you?
347
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,803
No problem.
348
00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:43,439
I'm on it.
349
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,508
Um, I can't be co-captain.
No time. Kwanza.
350
00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:47,776
Kwanza's late
December, mercedes.
351
00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,978
The photo's
this Thursday.
352
00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,947
Yeah, prepping early this year.
353
00:13:51,948 --> 00:13:55,451
("you might think" by the cars
playing)
354
00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:56,952
I'd love to be in
the photo, rachel,
355
00:13:56,953 --> 00:13:58,420
But you'd be standing
and I'd be sitting
356
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,888
And it would throw off
the whole composition.
357
00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:01,356
I'll lean over.
358
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:04,793
But if you lean over...
359
00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:06,328
It will look like
you have stomach rolls.
360
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:10,032
On second thought,
361
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,201
I don't think that you're
leadership material, artie.
362
00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:15,471
Follower.
363
00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,740
Brittany, this is a
once in a lifetime opportunity.
364
00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:20,008
No way.
Why not?
365
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,343
Because I don't want to be
in a picture with you.
366
00:14:21,344 --> 00:14:22,644
It'll get defaced.
367
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:24,346
No, it won't.
Yes, it will.
368
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,315
I'll be the one doing it.
369
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:28,150
Rachel:
I'm desperate.
370
00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:29,718
Glee club needs you, finn.
371
00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,220
I'm totally honored
you asked me,
372
00:14:31,221 --> 00:14:32,821
But don't you think you should
pick somebody
373
00:14:32,822 --> 00:14:34,223
Who, like, cares more?
374
00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:35,557
Not that I don't,
375
00:14:35,558 --> 00:14:37,826
But I just have football
and friends and stuff.
376
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:40,462
Glee club only started working
after you joined.
377
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,664
Face it, we wouldn't have
all of the cheerleaders
378
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:43,966
And football players
in the club
379
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,434
If it wasn't for you.
380
00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:46,969
You know I love glee club.
381
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,271
I just don't know why
I have to represent it.
382
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:52,274
Because you're
a leader, finn.
383
00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,276
And that's what
leaders do.
384
00:14:54,277 --> 00:14:56,978
They stick their necks out
for people that they care about.
385
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,914
There are stakes here.
386
00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:01,316
Morale is low, you know it.
387
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,717
If things don't change,
388
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,452
We're not even going
to place at sectionals.
389
00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:05,754
And then the club is over.
390
00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:08,690
I can't do this alone.
391
00:15:08,691 --> 00:15:11,092
You don't have to.
392
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,494
I am a leader.
393
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:16,831
That's who I am,
who I want to be.
394
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,500
You got yourself a co-captain.
395
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:21,436
I'll do the picture with you.
396
00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:27,874
I totally understand that
as captain of the football team,
397
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,309
You've worked really hard
to project an appearance
398
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:33,512
Of steely toughness, but
glee club is different.
399
00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:35,514
We have to present
the appearance
400
00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:38,084
Of positivity and optimism.
401
00:15:38,085 --> 00:15:41,387
So... We're gonna practice,
402
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,222
And I'm going to teach you
403
00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,591
How to smile correctly
for your photo.
404
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:48,661
("smile" begins playing)
405
00:15:56,436 --> 00:16:00,740
♪ when you first left me,
I was wanting more ♪
406
00:16:00,741 --> 00:16:03,342
♪ you were kissing
that girl next door ♪
407
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:06,379
♪ what'd you do that for? ♪
♪ what'd you do that for? ♪
408
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,314
♪ when you first left me ♪
409
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,150
Both:
♪ I didn't know what to say ♪
410
00:16:11,151 --> 00:16:13,486
♪ I never been
on my own that way ♪
♪ own that way ♪
411
00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:16,989
♪ just sat by myself all day ♪
♪ myself all day ♪
412
00:16:16,990 --> 00:16:19,759
♪ I was so lost back then ♪
♪ ah... ♪
413
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,662
♪ but with a little
help from my friends ♪
414
00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:26,732
♪ I found a light
in the tunnel at the end ♪
415
00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,669
♪ ah... ♪
♪ and now you're
calling me up on the phone ♪
416
00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:32,571
♪ so you can have
a little whine and a moan ♪
♪ ah... ♪
417
00:16:32,572 --> 00:16:36,642
♪ and it's only because
you're feeling alone ♪
♪ ah... ♪
418
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:41,380
♪ at first,
when I see you cry... ♪
419
00:16:41,381 --> 00:16:43,749
♪ it makes me smile ♪
420
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:47,219
♪ yeah, it makes me smile ♪
421
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:51,290
♪ at worst
I feel bad for a while ♪
422
00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:54,026
♪ but then I just smile ♪
423
00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:57,063
♪ I go ahead and smile ♪
424
00:16:57,064 --> 00:16:59,632
♪ la-la-la, la-la-la,
la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
425
00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:01,801
♪ la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la,
la-la-la ♪
426
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:03,970
♪ la-la-la, la-la-la,
la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
427
00:17:03,971 --> 00:17:06,772
♪ la-la-la ♪
428
00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:10,676
♪ at first when I see you cry ♪
429
00:17:10,677 --> 00:17:12,178
♪ see you cry ♪
430
00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:14,180
♪ it makes me smile ♪
♪ makes me smile ♪
431
00:17:14,181 --> 00:17:17,450
♪ yeah, it makes me smile ♪
♪ yeah, it makes me smile ♪
432
00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:20,219
♪ at worst
I feel bad for a while ♪
433
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:23,689
♪ feel bad for a while ♪
♪ but then I just smile ♪
434
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:24,991
♪ I go ahead and smile ♪
♪ smile ♪
435
00:17:24,992 --> 00:17:28,561
♪ go ahead and smile. ♪
436
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:30,596
(rachel giggling, fades)
437
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:34,367
What the hell?!
438
00:17:34,368 --> 00:17:36,569
Hey, man, shh, we're practicing,
dude. Chill out.
439
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:38,270
We heard you're going to be
in the glee club photo,
440
00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:39,872
And we don't want to
mess up messing it up.
441
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,040
Screw you, karofsky!
442
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,675
I'm sick of you
pulling people down.
443
00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:45,411
Hey, man, don't talk
that kum-bah-yay-yah crap.
444
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,246
All right, you know
the system's put in place
445
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,881
To keep order around here.
446
00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:51,050
You know what, I'm gonna
give you some options, okay?
447
00:17:51,051 --> 00:17:53,319
Do you want me to put
the hitler mustache
448
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,388
On your glee club picture,
or you want the buck teeth
449
00:17:55,389 --> 00:17:56,722
On your glee club picture?
Which one do you want?
450
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,391
It don't matter to me
either way.
451
00:17:58,392 --> 00:17:59,592
I'll put...
(grunts)
452
00:17:59,593 --> 00:18:01,093
Hey, how do you
spell "loser"?
453
00:18:01,094 --> 00:18:02,795
I'm gonna write it
on his forehead.
454
00:18:02,796 --> 00:18:04,864
His big ol' potato head.
455
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:07,633
You could write a whole haiku
on that thing.
456
00:18:07,634 --> 00:18:10,169
(bell rings)
457
00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:19,879
Can we shake a leg here?
458
00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:24,216
Fine.
459
00:18:24,217 --> 00:18:25,518
I'm ready.
460
00:18:25,519 --> 00:18:28,687
I'll... Do it myself.
461
00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:31,791
(shutter clicks)
wait, I...
462
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:35,061
I insist on only being shot
from my left side.
463
00:18:43,904 --> 00:18:45,404
Yeah, I kind of need
to see your teeth.
464
00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:46,672
It's sort of my job here.
465
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:49,442
I'm sorry, I'm just...
I'm upset.
466
00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:52,745
My co-captain bailed
and it just...
467
00:18:52,746 --> 00:18:55,247
I'm sorry, I just need a minute.
468
00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,519
Rachel:
Snap out of this.
469
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,522
Stop being defined by what
other people think of you,
470
00:19:03,523 --> 00:19:05,724
Or how they disappoint you.
471
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:08,461
It's lonely at the top,
you know that.
472
00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:10,496
What's that song
about overcoming
473
00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:12,698
Professional and personal
disappointments?
474
00:19:12,699 --> 00:19:14,667
Oh, yeah.
475
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,870
♪ when you're smiling,
when you're smiling ♪
476
00:19:17,871 --> 00:19:21,373
♪ the whole world
smiles with you. ♪
477
00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:28,114
I'm ready.
478
00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:42,595
Great.
479
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:45,531
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
480
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,799
That-that's it?
481
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,134
I practiced over
18 different poses
482
00:19:48,135 --> 00:19:50,503
For this shoot, and I haven't
even shown you
483
00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:52,805
Any of my over
the left shoulder pose. See?
484
00:19:52,806 --> 00:19:54,140
Sorry, kid, I got to blow.
485
00:19:54,141 --> 00:19:55,508
I got a casting session
in half an hour.
486
00:19:55,509 --> 00:19:58,811
A... A casting session for what?
487
00:19:58,812 --> 00:20:01,480
My brother-in-law is shooting
a commercial for his store.
488
00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:02,848
I'm directing it.
489
00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:05,284
I just do these school
photos for the money.
490
00:20:07,854 --> 00:20:09,755
(sobbing)
491
00:20:09,756 --> 00:20:11,090
Uh, uh, okay.
492
00:20:11,091 --> 00:20:12,558
Wait, no, don't...
493
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,560
I can take a couple more
pictures for you.
494
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:16,495
I can cry on demand.
495
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:17,830
It's one
of my many talents.
496
00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:19,165
I'm very versatile,
497
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,700
And aside from nudity
and the exploitation of animals,
498
00:20:21,701 --> 00:20:24,236
I'll pretty much do anything
to break into the business.
499
00:20:24,237 --> 00:20:28,374
We-well, you certainly
seem talented and all,
500
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,376
But I need...
501
00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:31,944
There's other speaking
parts in this thing.
502
00:20:31,945 --> 00:20:35,214
I need, like, a bunch
of other actors, too.
503
00:20:35,215 --> 00:20:38,384
I can help with that.
504
00:20:38,385 --> 00:20:41,387
I'd like to call
this meeting to order.
505
00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:42,988
Oh, hello, finn.
506
00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:44,957
How nice of you to show.
507
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:45,958
Finn:
Look, I'm sorry.
508
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,092
The guys
were harassing me
509
00:20:47,093 --> 00:20:48,327
In the locker
room about it.
510
00:20:48,328 --> 00:20:49,862
They said that if I took
the glee club photo,
511
00:20:49,863 --> 00:20:52,064
That they'd make me choose
between an hitler mustache
512
00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:54,700
Or buck teeth, and I can't
rock either of those looks.
513
00:21:02,242 --> 00:21:03,809
Do you think I have
a potato head?
514
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:05,411
Rachel:
Okay, look, I realize now
515
00:21:05,412 --> 00:21:07,313
That all of you think that
glee club is just a joke.
516
00:21:07,314 --> 00:21:08,881
Okay, and you're convinced
517
00:21:08,882 --> 00:21:11,951
That we can't win, and you're
content to just sit idle by
518
00:21:11,952 --> 00:21:13,619
Until figgins cancels the club.
519
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,154
Well,
520
00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:18,757
I'm about to present to you
a rare opportunity.
521
00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:22,595
The opportunity
to become stars.
522
00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:24,263
How?
523
00:21:24,264 --> 00:21:28,601
We've all been cast
in a local commercial.
524
00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:31,737
Are you serious?
Yes, finn,
525
00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:33,038
And while
all of you have been
526
00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:34,940
So concerned with your
appearance in this school,
527
00:21:34,941 --> 00:21:37,776
I've landed glee club
its first big break.
528
00:21:37,777 --> 00:21:39,011
Simply put,
529
00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:40,512
Making us all celebrities.
530
00:21:40,513 --> 00:21:42,615
Okay, and no one
531
00:21:42,616 --> 00:21:45,918
Messes with celebrities
or defaces their pictures.
532
00:21:45,919 --> 00:21:47,486
What's the commercial?
533
00:21:47,487 --> 00:21:50,155
Hold on to your hats
and get ready to sell...
534
00:21:52,192 --> 00:21:54,026
...Some mattresses!
535
00:21:54,027 --> 00:21:55,794
(excited chatter)
536
00:21:55,795 --> 00:21:57,663
I'm getting a nice pair
of black suspenders.
537
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,198
Simple black.
538
00:21:59,199 --> 00:22:00,599
My mom's going
to be really proud.
539
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,301
Let's do our camera face.
540
00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:07,498
I can't believe we're finally
breaking into the biz!
541
00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:10,001
You guys, I want us to always
remember this moment.
542
00:22:10,002 --> 00:22:12,837
Soon, there may be agents
and managers and movie deals,
543
00:22:12,838 --> 00:22:15,606
But right now I want us
to remember what it feels like
544
00:22:15,607 --> 00:22:17,375
To be here
together as a team.
545
00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:19,610
Whatever. Soon as I get
my record deal,
546
00:22:19,611 --> 00:22:21,345
I'm not speaking
to any of you.
547
00:22:21,346 --> 00:22:22,880
(snickering)
548
00:22:22,881 --> 00:22:25,516
Okay, guys, we're very excited
to have you here.
549
00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:28,886
We here at mattress land
believe that mattresses
550
00:22:28,887 --> 00:22:31,455
Aren't just for sleeping
and fornicating anymore.
551
00:22:31,456 --> 00:22:33,991
We believe that buying
an affordable mattress
552
00:22:33,992 --> 00:22:35,426
Should be fun.
553
00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:36,761
All right,
let's go over the script.
554
00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:38,162
I think it's pretty brilliant.
555
00:22:38,163 --> 00:22:40,231
I wrote it myself.
Action!
556
00:22:40,232 --> 00:22:42,767
(clears throat)
"ah, me."
557
00:22:42,768 --> 00:22:44,335
"what's wrong?"
558
00:22:44,336 --> 00:22:47,238
"we just lost our jobs...
559
00:22:47,239 --> 00:22:48,739
"at the factory,
560
00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:50,775
And we can't get
a good night's sleep."
561
00:22:50,776 --> 00:22:51,909
Rachel:
"chipper up!
562
00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:53,711
"come on down to mattress land.
563
00:22:53,712 --> 00:22:55,046
"we've got near-wholesale prices
564
00:22:55,047 --> 00:22:58,516
To fit your style
and pocketbook."
565
00:22:58,517 --> 00:23:01,285
I-I'm sorry.
Mr. Cusperberg.
566
00:23:02,588 --> 00:23:04,055
This script is brilliant,
567
00:23:04,056 --> 00:23:07,959
But we're a glee club,
and we should perform.
568
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,928
Perform the lines
as I wrote them.
569
00:23:10,929 --> 00:23:12,463
Wait a minute, dennis.
570
00:23:12,464 --> 00:23:15,233
What did you
have in mind?
571
00:23:15,234 --> 00:23:18,169
♪ ba, ba, ba ♪
572
00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:19,904
♪ ba-ba, ba-da ♪
573
00:23:19,905 --> 00:23:22,807
♪ ba, ba-da-da ♪
574
00:23:22,808 --> 00:23:25,643
(melodious yell)
♪ ba, ba, ba ♪
575
00:23:25,644 --> 00:23:27,945
♪ ba, ba, ba-da ♪
576
00:23:27,946 --> 00:23:29,914
♪ ba, ba-da-da ♪
577
00:23:29,915 --> 00:23:32,917
♪ I get up ♪
♪ ba, ba, ba ♪
578
00:23:32,918 --> 00:23:35,586
♪ and nothing gets me down ♪
♪ ba, ba ba-da ♪
579
00:23:35,587 --> 00:23:37,855
♪ ba, ba-da-da ♪
580
00:23:37,856 --> 00:23:40,224
♪ you got it tough ♪
♪ ba, ba, ba ♪
581
00:23:40,225 --> 00:23:42,693
♪ I've seen
the toughest around ♪
♪ ba, ba, ba-da ♪
582
00:23:42,694 --> 00:23:44,262
♪ ba, ba, da-da ♪
583
00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:47,598
♪ and I know ♪
♪ ba, ba, ba ♪
584
00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:50,334
♪ baby, just how you feel ♪
585
00:23:50,335 --> 00:23:52,169
♪ ba, ba da-da ♪
586
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,972
♪ you've got to roll
with the punches ♪
587
00:23:54,973 --> 00:23:56,807
♪ to get to what's real ♪
588
00:23:56,808 --> 00:23:59,477
♪ ba, ba, da-da ♪
589
00:23:59,478 --> 00:24:01,379
♪ oh, can't you see me
standing here ♪
590
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:05,449
♪ I got my back
against the record machine ♪
591
00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:07,551
♪ I ain't the worst
that you've seen ♪
592
00:24:07,552 --> 00:24:09,186
♪ ain't the worst
that you've seen ♪
593
00:24:09,187 --> 00:24:11,555
♪ oh, can't you see
what I mean? ♪
594
00:24:11,556 --> 00:24:14,358
♪ can't you see what I mean? ♪
595
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,028
♪ yeah ♪
♪ might as well jump ♪
596
00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:19,897
Jump!
♪ ba, ba, ba ♪
597
00:24:19,898 --> 00:24:21,699
♪ might as well jump ♪
♪ ba, ba, ba-da ♪
598
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,567
♪ ba, ba-da-da ♪
599
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:25,336
♪ go ahead, jump ♪
jump!
600
00:24:25,337 --> 00:24:27,238
♪ ba, ba, ba ♪
601
00:24:27,239 --> 00:24:31,509
♪ go ahead and jump ♪
♪ ba, ba-da-da ♪
602
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:35,479
♪ jump... ♪
603
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:39,850
♪ ba, ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-da ♪
604
00:24:39,851 --> 00:24:45,222
♪ jump... Yeah ♪
♪ might as well jump ♪
605
00:24:45,223 --> 00:24:47,858
♪ might as well jump ♪
606
00:24:47,859 --> 00:24:50,094
♪ ba, ba, da-da ♪
♪ go ahead and jump ♪
607
00:24:50,095 --> 00:24:52,663
♪ hey, hey, yeah ♪
608
00:24:52,664 --> 00:24:54,899
♪ go ahead and jump ♪
609
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:57,702
♪ ba, ba, da-da ♪
610
00:24:57,703 --> 00:25:00,338
♪ jump, jump, jump ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
611
00:25:00,339 --> 00:25:05,042
♪ yeah... ♪
♪ ba-da, ba-ba-da-da ♪
612
00:25:05,043 --> 00:25:06,577
♪ jump! ♪
613
00:25:06,578 --> 00:25:09,113
Come on down
to mattress land!
614
00:25:09,114 --> 00:25:12,116
All:
Come on down to mattress land!
615
00:25:19,358 --> 00:25:20,925
Uh...
616
00:25:20,926 --> 00:25:23,527
Terri, have you seen
my pocket square?
617
00:25:25,263 --> 00:25:26,430
(sighs)
618
00:25:26,431 --> 00:25:27,732
Terri?
619
00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:32,103
(sighs)
620
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,100
Terri?
621
00:26:03,101 --> 00:26:07,271
A pocket square's
gonna make you look
like ted knight.
622
00:26:07,272 --> 00:26:10,775
What is this?
623
00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:13,644
It's a pregnancy pad.
624
00:26:13,645 --> 00:26:16,647
They have them at the maternity
stores for trying on clothes
625
00:26:16,648 --> 00:26:19,283
So you can see how you're gonna
look when you're showing.
626
00:26:19,284 --> 00:26:21,919
Kendra stole it for me
so I could see
627
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,523
If any of her old
clothes would fit...
628
00:26:25,524 --> 00:26:27,425
Pick up your shirt.
629
00:26:27,426 --> 00:26:29,126
What?
630
00:26:29,127 --> 00:26:30,461
No.
631
00:26:30,462 --> 00:26:31,829
(clattering)
632
00:26:31,830 --> 00:26:33,931
Pick up your shirt.
633
00:26:33,932 --> 00:26:35,266
You're scaring me, will.
634
00:26:36,668 --> 00:26:39,970
Think about what
you're accusing me of.
635
00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:43,808
Think about it and turn around
and go find your pocket square.
636
00:26:43,809 --> 00:26:45,576
(gasps)
637
00:26:45,577 --> 00:26:49,080
Please?
638
00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:54,418
(gasping breath)
639
00:26:54,419 --> 00:26:56,987
(whimpers)
640
00:26:58,757 --> 00:27:00,024
(gasps)
641
00:27:00,025 --> 00:27:02,460
Why did you do this to us?
642
00:27:02,461 --> 00:27:04,028
I don't understand!
643
00:27:04,029 --> 00:27:05,596
I thought
you were leaving me.
644
00:27:05,597 --> 00:27:06,764
You're so different, will.
645
00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:07,965
We both know it.
I can feel you.
646
00:27:07,966 --> 00:27:09,500
You're pulling away from me.
647
00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:11,268
Why, because I-I've started
standing up to you?
648
00:27:11,269 --> 00:27:12,937
Trying to make this
a relationship of equals?
649
00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:15,039
No, because of the damn
glee club.
650
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,140
Ever since
you started it,
651
00:27:16,141 --> 00:27:17,274
You just walk around
652
00:27:17,275 --> 00:27:18,676
Like you're better than me!
653
00:27:18,677 --> 00:27:21,479
I should be allowed
to feel good about myself!
654
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,713
Who are we kidding, will?
655
00:27:22,714 --> 00:27:24,815
This marriage works because
656
00:27:24,816 --> 00:27:27,051
You don't feel good
about yourself.
657
00:27:27,052 --> 00:27:29,820
This marriage works
because I love you,
658
00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:33,791
Because I've always
accepted you, good and bad.
659
00:27:33,792 --> 00:27:37,128
You loved the girl you met
when you were 15.
660
00:27:37,129 --> 00:27:38,729
I'm not that girl.
661
00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:41,332
You've made yourself
a stranger to me now.
662
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,801
Are you happy?
Are you satisfied?!
663
00:27:43,802 --> 00:27:46,036
It didn't start as a lie.
664
00:27:46,037 --> 00:27:48,672
I really thought I was pregnant.
665
00:27:48,673 --> 00:27:50,508
And then the doctor,
666
00:27:50,509 --> 00:27:52,643
He said it was a hysterical
pregnancy, and I...
667
00:27:52,644 --> 00:27:55,246
I just panicked!
668
00:27:57,349 --> 00:27:59,316
This is insane.
669
00:27:59,317 --> 00:28:03,487
What were you gonna do
when the due date came?
670
00:28:05,991 --> 00:28:07,391
Quinn fabray.
671
00:28:07,392 --> 00:28:09,960
It was so perfect.
672
00:28:09,961 --> 00:28:13,697
She didn't want hers,
and I needed one.
673
00:28:13,698 --> 00:28:17,601
I had the doctor use her
ultrasound dvd
674
00:28:17,602 --> 00:28:19,637
At your appointment
that you came to.
675
00:28:19,638 --> 00:28:22,206
(scoffs)
676
00:28:22,207 --> 00:28:25,176
I loved you, terri.
677
00:28:25,177 --> 00:28:27,211
I really loved you.
678
00:28:27,212 --> 00:28:28,679
I'm so sorry, will.
679
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,148
I'm so sorry.
680
00:28:31,149 --> 00:28:32,616
Do you remember
at that appointment?
681
00:28:32,617 --> 00:28:33,951
Do you remember what we said?
682
00:28:33,952 --> 00:28:35,886
That at that moment,
no matter what happened,
683
00:28:35,887 --> 00:28:38,088
We loved each other.
684
00:28:38,089 --> 00:28:39,523
We could get that
feeling back again.
685
00:28:39,524 --> 00:28:40,791
You could love me
back, will!
686
00:28:40,792 --> 00:28:42,893
Please, will!
Please, don't go!
687
00:28:42,894 --> 00:28:44,828
Please, don't go!
Please?!
688
00:28:51,603 --> 00:28:53,737
Oh, god.
689
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:06,638
Sue:
Am I asking for too much,
690
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:10,175
Ohio board of statewide
holiday planning?
691
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,210
All I want is just one day
a year
692
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:16,081
Where I'm not visually assaulted
by uglies and fatties.
693
00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:19,050
Seriously, ohio,
these retinas need a day off.
694
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,618
So here's the dream:
695
00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:22,854
Friday after christmas--
which I have off--
696
00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,522
If you're hideous, stay at home.
697
00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,791
Spend the entire day watching
home videos of a time
698
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,760
When you weren't
too repulsive for me
699
00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:30,061
To ever want to look at.
700
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:32,230
And that's how sue sees it.
701
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,199
Rod.
702
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,267
Slammin', sue.
703
00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:38,570
We'll be right back.
704
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,140
Hey, andrea, that
"sue's corner" I just did,
705
00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:45,243
Was talking about you.
706
00:30:45,244 --> 00:30:46,745
(on tv):
♪ go ahead and jump! ♪
707
00:30:46,746 --> 00:30:48,713
Rachel:
Who says finding a mattress
can't be fun?
708
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:49,815
At mattress land,
709
00:30:49,816 --> 00:30:51,550
We have mattresses of all shapes
and sizes
710
00:30:51,551 --> 00:30:53,952
At prices that won't break
your pocketbook.
711
00:30:53,953 --> 00:30:55,687
No credit? No problem!
712
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,023
Mattress land has
a no-hassle financing
713
00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:02,394
Of 12.9% with no money down
and no payments till next year.
714
00:31:02,395 --> 00:31:04,362
You'll jump for joy
at our prices.
715
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,965
All:
Come on down to mattress land!
716
00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:08,800
(school bell ringing)
717
00:31:08,801 --> 00:31:10,735
Coach sylvester,
we need to talk.
718
00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,205
Oh, I got nothing to say
to you, prego.
719
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:16,308
The cheerios' photo's tomorrow,
and I want back on that squad.
720
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:17,976
Oh, is that what you want?
721
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,378
Well, what I wanted was a head
cheerleader who wasn't going
722
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,147
To hoist her legs behind her
ears in the backseat
723
00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:25,083
Of the first station wagon
she could jimmy open,
724
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:27,219
Throwing away any chance
she ever had in life.
725
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:29,254
It would be good
for the school.
726
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:31,489
Show everyone that
appearances don't matter.
727
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:34,292
That sometimes people have to
deal with a little adversity.
728
00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,561
I learned that
in glee club.
729
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:39,297
Well, that little educational
proverb must have slithered
730
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,700
From will schuester's mouth
right after his lesson
731
00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:45,403
On how to disqualify yourselves
from sectionals.
732
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,671
What?
733
00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:48,907
Saw your little commercial
last night.
734
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,476
Boy, did you glee kids
step in it.
735
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,547
Shue, I'm afraid sue is right.
736
00:31:55,548 --> 00:31:57,082
You have indeed stepped in it.
737
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,117
No, I didn't even know
this was going on.
738
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:00,619
Of course, you didn't, william.
739
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,187
You wouldn't know if your glee
club was using your office
740
00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,522
To breed rabbits for pets
or for food. And you know why?
741
00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:07,192
You're too busy chasing tail
and loading your hair
742
00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,760
With enormous amounts
of product!
743
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:11,296
I mean, today it just looks
like you put lard in it.
744
00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,431
What are you
even talking about?!
745
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,634
Look, look,
the kids did the commercial
746
00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:17,969
To foster a feeling of unity
after you--
747
00:32:17,970 --> 00:32:20,171
Not anyone else-- you got them
banned from the yearbook.
748
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,940
That's what I did,
yes, I admit it.
749
00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:23,441
It was an innocent mistake.
750
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:26,177
And what if I were to just
innocently murder you, will?
751
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:28,213
I'd still have
to go to trial.
752
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:30,015
Probably get off with
justifiable homicide.
753
00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:32,350
Let me review the
rules for you.
754
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:35,720
William, amendment 63,
seventh addendum:
755
00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:38,089
"no professional activity of
any kind will be tolerated,
756
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:41,526
"and payment for services
rendered negates amateur status,
757
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:42,827
Triggering immediate
disqualification."
758
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:45,697
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, keep it civil.
759
00:32:45,698 --> 00:32:46,698
Hey, what, mister?!
760
00:32:46,699 --> 00:32:48,366
No, keep it
simple, folks!
761
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:49,534
Keep it simple.
762
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:50,735
Hey, I'm sorry, shue,
763
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:51,903
But I cannot let this slide.
764
00:32:51,904 --> 00:32:53,872
But the kids
weren't even paid!
765
00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:55,974
There's a stack of
mattresses in the choir room
766
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,276
Piled as high as the
empty hair gel bottles
767
00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,111
In the dumpster
outside your apartment!
768
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,413
Okay, we'll give
the mattresses back.
769
00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:02,847
Shue, one of those
mattresses was used.
770
00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,884
You can't return
a used mattress.
771
00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:08,019
You can't even
donate one to charity.
772
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,555
Lice, bedbugs--
I looked it up online!
773
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:12,057
Is there any reason
that you have
774
00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,491
A soiled mattress
in your office, will?
775
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,760
Have you and the redhead
become so sexually depraved
776
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:18,330
That you have to commit
your craven acts of adultery
777
00:33:18,331 --> 00:33:19,831
In between classes?
778
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:20,999
What?
779
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,901
You know what, okay, fine.
780
00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:25,036
I slept here, all right?
781
00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,571
Excuse me?
782
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:29,741
(sighs)
783
00:33:32,545 --> 00:33:34,179
I'm thinking about
leaving my wife.
784
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,281
Well, I didn't see
that one coming at all.
785
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:39,417
William, I am very sorry
about your personal troubles
786
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,252
But my hands are tied.
787
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:43,254
Sue's right--
you broke the rules.
788
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,557
I cannot fight
the scholastic board.
789
00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:48,593
I'm sorry but glee club is over.
790
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:54,366
It's over!
791
00:34:02,095 --> 00:34:03,762
Sue:
"dear journal,
792
00:34:03,763 --> 00:34:06,398
"I've finally gotten
will schuester
793
00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:09,034
"and that glee club
out of my hair.
794
00:34:09,035 --> 00:34:12,771
"this is a day
that will live in infamy.
795
00:34:12,772 --> 00:34:16,341
Once again, I've won."
796
00:34:18,378 --> 00:34:19,878
Miss sylvester.
797
00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:26,652
It's like looking at
a porno star in a nun's habit.
798
00:34:26,653 --> 00:34:29,621
I wanted to show you
that it still fits.
799
00:34:29,622 --> 00:34:31,290
My baby bump isn't that bad,
800
00:34:31,291 --> 00:34:33,058
It's just like
I had a big lunch.
801
00:34:33,059 --> 00:34:34,660
Take it off.
802
00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:36,528
You need to get it
through your pregnant head,
803
00:34:36,529 --> 00:34:37,863
There's no way
you're getting in that photo
804
00:34:37,864 --> 00:34:39,198
Or back on the cheerios.
805
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:40,432
End of story.
806
00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:43,135
You're a hypocrite.
Excuse me?
807
00:34:43,136 --> 00:34:44,770
I just heard that
you got glee club's
808
00:34:44,771 --> 00:34:46,972
Amateur status revoked
over a mattress.
809
00:34:46,973 --> 00:34:48,340
While you are constantly
810
00:34:48,341 --> 00:34:50,309
Showering the cheerios
with swag.
811
00:34:50,310 --> 00:34:52,277
I've gotten free shoes,
812
00:34:52,278 --> 00:34:54,179
Complimentary tanning,
haircuts.
813
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:56,048
The season tickets
to cedar point--
814
00:34:56,049 --> 00:34:57,616
We sold those on ebay.
815
00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,284
For a profit.
816
00:34:59,285 --> 00:35:01,486
It seems to me that
if figgins found out,
817
00:35:01,487 --> 00:35:03,989
You would get banned
from competition.
818
00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:05,824
Fine.
819
00:35:05,825 --> 00:35:07,359
You're back on the cheerios.
820
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,761
I'll put you on full-time
dry cleaning duty
821
00:35:09,762 --> 00:35:12,197
And shove you to the back
of the photo to hide your shame.
822
00:35:12,198 --> 00:35:14,099
I'm not finished.
823
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:16,668
Glee club gets
a full page photo.
824
00:35:16,669 --> 00:35:18,370
That's not up to me.
825
00:35:18,371 --> 00:35:22,507
You are giving up one
of the cheerios' six pages
826
00:35:22,508 --> 00:35:26,678
And you are giving it to
the glee club free of charge.
827
00:35:28,181 --> 00:35:30,549
You know, q, I'd forgotten
828
00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:33,652
Just how ruthless
you really are.
829
00:35:35,288 --> 00:35:37,155
You're like a young
sue sylvester.
830
00:35:37,156 --> 00:35:39,725
Now, get out of my office.
831
00:35:39,726 --> 00:35:41,159
If you can manage to
squeeze through the door
832
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,895
Without your water breaking
all over my new carpet.
833
00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:46,198
You know what?
834
00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:49,401
I don't think I want to be
a cheerio after all.
835
00:35:49,402 --> 00:35:52,204
I don't want to be on a team
where I only appear to belong.
836
00:35:52,205 --> 00:35:55,274
I'd rather be a part of
a club that's proud to have me
837
00:35:55,275 --> 00:35:57,643
Like glee club.
838
00:36:02,982 --> 00:36:05,651
(sighing):
It's my fault.
839
00:36:05,652 --> 00:36:07,586
If I hadn't slept
on that mattress,
840
00:36:07,587 --> 00:36:09,588
We could've just returned
them and moved on.
841
00:36:09,589 --> 00:36:11,189
Hey, can I give you some advice?
842
00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:13,025
Please.
843
00:36:13,026 --> 00:36:15,360
You need to give yourself
a break.
844
00:36:15,361 --> 00:36:17,329
(scoffs)
you do.
845
00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,531
You'll figure out what to do
with the kids, you always do.
846
00:36:19,532 --> 00:36:21,266
But I think right now
847
00:36:21,267 --> 00:36:24,169
You really need to focus
on your own life.
848
00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:26,471
You know, divorce
is a really big deal.
849
00:36:27,974 --> 00:36:30,442
Who said anything
about getting a divorce?
850
00:36:30,443 --> 00:36:33,378
Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
851
00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:34,746
I just assumed
852
00:36:34,747 --> 00:36:37,049
That that's...
853
00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:38,884
Is that what you would do?
854
00:36:38,885 --> 00:36:43,455
Well, um...
855
00:36:43,456 --> 00:36:45,123
When I first heard about
856
00:36:45,124 --> 00:36:47,192
What terri had done,
857
00:36:47,193 --> 00:36:49,261
Oh, gosh, no, I thought there
should be some sort of law.
858
00:36:49,262 --> 00:36:51,196
But then when I thought
859
00:36:51,197 --> 00:36:53,365
About it some more,
860
00:36:53,366 --> 00:36:55,867
Thought about
what I would've done
861
00:36:55,868 --> 00:36:58,403
If I'd felt you slipping away...
862
00:36:58,404 --> 00:37:00,572
You would never be that cruel.
863
00:37:00,573 --> 00:37:05,977
No, her methods were wrong,
but, um,
864
00:37:05,978 --> 00:37:08,680
I totally understand
her intentions.
865
00:37:12,685 --> 00:37:15,253
You're a lot to lose, will.
866
00:37:18,558 --> 00:37:21,259
But we don't want to go
to sectionals without you.
867
00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:23,161
(sighs)
868
00:37:23,162 --> 00:37:24,896
It's without me or not at all.
869
00:37:26,999 --> 00:37:28,567
Look, I was the one
who slept on the mattress,
870
00:37:28,568 --> 00:37:33,405
Which means I accepted them,
not you.
871
00:37:33,406 --> 00:37:35,741
Which means I'm disqualified
from competition,
872
00:37:35,742 --> 00:37:37,476
Not you guys.
873
00:37:37,477 --> 00:37:39,344
He's taking the
bullet for us.
874
00:37:39,345 --> 00:37:41,413
Solid.
875
00:37:43,182 --> 00:37:45,283
(sighing):
We have worked too hard
876
00:37:45,284 --> 00:37:47,419
For you guys
not to get your shot.
877
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,688
We can't do this without you,
mr. Shue.
878
00:37:49,689 --> 00:37:51,323
Hell, we probably
can't do it with you.
879
00:37:51,324 --> 00:37:52,557
That's not true.
880
00:37:53,593 --> 00:37:57,129
You guys are good.
881
00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:58,964
You're really good.
882
00:38:00,533 --> 00:38:03,001
You did "jump" for that
commercial without me, right?
883
00:38:06,372 --> 00:38:10,275
Look, the best teachers
don't give you the answers.
884
00:38:10,276 --> 00:38:15,147
They just point the way and
let you make your own choices.
885
00:38:15,148 --> 00:38:19,551
Your own mistakes.
886
00:38:19,552 --> 00:38:24,456
That way you get all the glory.
887
00:38:24,457 --> 00:38:28,860
And you deserve it.
888
00:38:28,861 --> 00:38:33,632
Look, if... If you can't win
without me there,
889
00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:37,502
Then I haven't done my job.
890
00:38:37,503 --> 00:38:40,405
We're really
sorry, mr. Shue.
891
00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:43,942
I know.
892
00:38:43,943 --> 00:38:46,344
I want you guys
to go get gussied up
893
00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:48,713
And take that glee club photo
with pride.
894
00:38:50,216 --> 00:38:55,654
I want to see a smile
on every one of your faces.
895
00:38:57,290 --> 00:39:00,292
♪ ♪
896
00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:07,265
♪ smile though
your heart is aching ♪
897
00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:12,270
♪ smile even though
it's breaking ♪
898
00:39:12,271 --> 00:39:17,242
♪ when there are clouds
in the sky ♪
899
00:39:17,243 --> 00:39:19,511
♪ you'll get by ♪
900
00:39:19,512 --> 00:39:25,550
♪ if you smile
through your pain and sorrow ♪
901
00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:29,654
♪ smile and maybe tomorrow ♪
902
00:39:29,655 --> 00:39:35,560
♪ you'll see the sun
come shining through ♪
903
00:39:35,561 --> 00:39:37,629
♪ for you ♪
904
00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:42,968
♪ light up your face
with gladness ♪
905
00:39:42,969 --> 00:39:48,139
♪ hide every trace of sadness ♪
906
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:50,442
♪ although a tear ♪
907
00:39:50,443 --> 00:39:55,013
♪ may be ever so near ♪
908
00:39:55,014 --> 00:39:56,948
♪ that's the time ♪
909
00:39:56,949 --> 00:40:01,586
♪ you must keep on trying ♪
910
00:40:01,587 --> 00:40:05,223
♪ smile,
what's the use of crying? ♪
911
00:40:05,224 --> 00:40:11,363
♪ you'll find that life
is still worthwhile ♪
912
00:40:11,364 --> 00:40:16,468
♪ if you just smile ♪
913
00:40:16,469 --> 00:40:18,570
♪ ♪
914
00:40:18,571 --> 00:40:23,942
♪ smile though
your heart is aching ♪
♪ is aching ♪
915
00:40:23,943 --> 00:40:28,046
♪ smile even though
it's breaking ♪
♪ it's breaking ♪
916
00:40:28,047 --> 00:40:33,585
♪ when there are clouds
in the sky ♪
917
00:40:33,586 --> 00:40:35,654
♪ you'll get by ♪
918
00:40:35,655 --> 00:40:40,992
♪ that's the time
you must keep on trying ♪
919
00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:45,297
♪ smile,
what's the use of crying? ♪
920
00:40:45,298 --> 00:40:52,003
♪ you'll find that life
is still worthwhile ♪
921
00:40:52,004 --> 00:40:55,640
♪ if you just smile ♪
922
00:40:55,641 --> 00:41:00,211
♪ you'll find that life
is still worthwhile ♪
923
00:41:00,212 --> 00:41:06,618
♪ if you just smile... ♪
924
00:41:06,619 --> 00:41:08,653
♪ smile. ♪
925
00:41:08,654 --> 00:41:15,656
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