1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:06,368 Here's whatyou missed last week, Emma and Ken are getting married, though she really likes Will, 2 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:08,873 Ifwe were gonna rank crush-worthy teachers at this school,,, 3 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,136 you'd be num ber one with a bul let. 4 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,643 Which Ken's kind ofnoticed,,, 5 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,042 which makes him really not like Will, 6 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:16,048 The whole world knows I 'm just a consolation prixe to you. 7 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:17,310 How do you think that makes me feel? 8 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:20,046 - Also, Terri says she's pregnant, - Wow. 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,553 But reallyshe's faking, and Mr, Schuester doesn't know, 10 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,748 This baby's the only reason he's still here. 11 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,085 Will's busy getting the kids readyforsectionals,,, 12 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,557 where they're up against a school for the deaf, 13 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:30,722 - I can't hear you. Talk into this ear. Scarlet fever. - You're on! 14 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:35,097 - And a group ofjuvie girls, - Aphasia, give Mr. Schuester his wallet back. 15 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:39,062 But it turns out both ofthem are reallygood, 16 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:40,572 It's like cool epilepsy. 17 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,904 Sue kicked Quinn out ofthe Cheerios because she's pregnant, 18 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,137 I can't have a pregnant girl on my squad. 19 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,679 - You're a disgrace. - That's not very. nice, but neither is Sue, 20 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,738 Those drinks are crap! 21 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,511 - And that's whatyou missed on- - ? Glee ? 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,250 [School Bell Rings ] 23 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,325 - Hey, guys, Mind ifljoin you? - Hmm. 24 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:07,958 - So, what's with all the primping? - Yearbook pictures. 25 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:11,629 This is the 50th edition ofthe McKinley High School Thunderclap. 26 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:14,730 I'm gonna drop 20 pounds by Friday, look smokin' hot for that photo... 27 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,276 and be down to a trim 2 1 0 for the wedding a week Saturday. 28 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,811 Ofcourse the, um- the wedding was gonna be in Hawaii,,, 29 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:22,279 but then they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit. 30 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:25,112 - So- - But sectionals is a week from Saturday. 31 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:28,015 Oh, man. 32 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,113 Looks like you won't be able to make it, M&M. 33 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:35,186 I, um- I totally forgot about sectionals. 34 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,890 I'm-I'm sorry. I wanted to go... for the kids. 35 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,990 We are not rescheduling, 36 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,796 The V.F.W. hall is booked till next June. 37 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:44,803 The only reason this Saturday is available... 38 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,203 is 'cause it's the one-year anniversary ofthat grisly fish-fry shoot-out. 39 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,071 I got a monster discount. We just got to be out ofthere before the candlelight vigil. 40 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,134 I-I- I remember. 41 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:54,579 Oh, my gosh. 44 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,889 Everyyearwhen the photos for the Thunderclap come around... 45 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,892 I always elect to have a little work done. 46 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,157 Thisyear I got myselfa bit ofan eye lift, 47 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:13,859 And while they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. 48 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:19,064 Wasn't using 'em. You know, I got a storage unit full oftrophies and medallions. 49 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,232 But for the rest ofyou educators... 50 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,174 theseyearbook pictures are really the only concrete proofyou have... 51 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:28,772 that anything you've done in your sorry little lives has made any difference whatsoever. 52 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,783 - [ Slurping ] - My Cheerios are so excited. 53 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:35,548 Got 'em on ayam diet, Draws the water out ofthe skin, 54 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,590 Well, I'm sure my Glee kids are gonna be excited too. 55 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:40,717 - Well, Glee kids don't get a photo. - What? 56 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:44,126 - Why is that? - I just had a meeting with Principal Figgins, Eleanor. 57 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:47,462 And what with all the vandalism ofthe Glee Club photos overtheyears,,, 58 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:50,662 I convinced him that putting the Glee kids in this year's Thunderclap,,, 59 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:55,367 was subjecting the little freaks to more humiliation and ridicule. 60 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:57,068 Hey, why can'tyou just accept the fact... 61 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:59,543 that my kids are gonna take sectionals this year? 62 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,410 - That's not happening. - And stop with the pointless vendetta. 63 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,575 All right, this is so not fair, Sue, 64 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:06,744 You know, I'm gonna talk to Figgins about this. 65 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,151 Hey, good luckwith that. 66 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:12,658 You know, you three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else. 67 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,664 [ Groans ] 68 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,163 - Where's Rachel? - She's not hereyet. 69 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,932 Perfect. Glee Club stands on a delicate precipice. 70 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,906 We have all felt the cold humiliation ofa Slushee in the face. 71 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:31,944 But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club... 72 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:34,502 shields us from more severe persecution- 73 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:37,573 swirlies, patriotic wedgies. 74 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,641 What's a patriotic wedgie? 75 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,586 It's when they hoistyou up the flagpole byyour undies. 76 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:45,089 Strangely, it did make me feel more American. 77 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,594 Basedon myinvestigation, I am ofthe opinion,,, 78 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:51,960 that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee Club terror. 79 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:55,364 I've done a little library research. 80 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:04,476 Peter Geller- Glee Club second tenor, 1 998. 81 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:08,036 He can be seen here with both a drawn-on Hitlermustache anda rice paddyhat, 82 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:11,606 Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Geller had a nervous breakdown. 83 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:14,619 He's now the homeless man who sleeps in front of the public library. 84 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,712 - Patches? - Patches. 85 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:20,452 - He barks at my mom. - [Kurt] Exhibit "B, " 86 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:23,654 TawnyPeterson, Glee Club class of2000, 87 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,324 Seen here in herphoto with a cartoon knife stuck in her head,,, 88 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,630 in a macabre tableau that in fouryears would prove eerilyprescient, 89 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:32,330 I think I speak for all ofus when I say,,, 90 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:36,000 that not havi ng to pose for a yearbook photo m ight be a blessing in disguise. 91 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:38,407 I suggest not fighting Figgins's ruling. 92 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,845 Oh, hey, guys, Ah, looking at oldThunderclaps? 93 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:45,645 - It's really unsettling. - And totally unfair. 94 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:48,084 Hey, can I borrow one ofthese? 95 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:52,250 You know what? This year's Thunderclap is gonna have a Glee Club photo... 96 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:55,988 with every one ofyour smiling faces. 97 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,496 You have myword on it. 98 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:00,896 [Footsteps Departing] 99 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,774 Schue, I'm doing the Glee Club a solid. 100 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:13,107 We're denying the opportunity to other children to further humiliate them. 101 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:15,340 No, no, no. Those kids get up on stage all the time- 102 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:18,213 no matterwhat anyone thinks ofthem- and they perform. 103 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:21,276 They don't let anyone or anything get to them. 104 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:24,448 That's something you should encourage. Sue is wrong. 105 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:28,051 - Fine. I'll give them a photo. - Thankyou. 106 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:30,960 - For $1,000. - What? 107 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:33,157 That's what it costs. 108 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:37,066 Theyearbook is prime advertising space, Schue. 109 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:41,835 Frederickson's Funeral Parlor experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue... 110 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:45,742 after their full-page ad lastyear in the Thunderclap, 111 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,144 Okay, um- 112 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,774 What about a quarter page? How much does that cost? 113 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,545 [ Sighs ] 114 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,454 $325. 115 00:05:56,522 --> 00:06:00,982 That will buyyou enough space fora photo oftwo members ofthe Glee Club,,, 116 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:04,552 right below the advertisement for Uncle Sandro's Chicken I nside of a Waffle. 117 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,622 - Figgins, that's a lot of money. - It's a compromise, Schue. 118 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:11,636 Now, I suggestyou select the good-looking cheerleader- not the pregnant one- 119 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,467 and the quarterback forthe photo,,, 120 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:17,066 as their faces are less likely to be scratched out with safety pins. 121 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,111 Mr, Schuester, I'm very.sorry. to interrupt, 122 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:22,807 Principal Figgins, as you very well may know, this is my first year in Glee Club... 123 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,749 and I've just been informed that New Directions has not been afforded a yearbook photo. 124 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:28,719 Asyou might expect, mytwo gay dads have a very. close relationship,,, 125 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:31,780 - with our local branch of the A.C.L.U.- - Beat you to the punch, Rachel. 126 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:34,326 It's all good. We're in the yearbook. 127 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,329 Oh. Fantastic. [ Laughs ] 128 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,865 Thankyouso much, 129 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:46,865 [ Thinking ] Make fun of me all you want, but school pictures are everything to me. 130 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,965 They're great practice for getting photographed by the paparaxxi. 131 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:53,534 Invasive as the press may be, stars are dependent on them for their fame... 132 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,138 and I feel I must be prepared. 133 00:06:56,215 --> 00:07:01,448 In orderto do so, Ijoin every. club I possibly can, 134 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,785 I knowyou're thinking that I'mjustjoining all these clubs,,, 135 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:07,815 to give offthe appearance that I'm involved, known to exist, 136 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:12,024 But Glee Club is different, I really love Glee, 137 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,089 And I bel ieve i n what we stand for. 138 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:17,398 We've come from behind- dismissed and ridiculed by everyone. 139 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:21,270 And we've made something of ourselves- something that I'm proud to be a part of... 140 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:24,173 something I want to be remembered for. 141 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:27,178 [ Laughing ] 142 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:30,909 - [ Laughing Continues ] - [ Quinn Thinking ] I miss my Cheerios uniform. 143 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:34,282 It made me feel safe, contained. 144 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:36,651 Even when I was feeling left out... 145 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:39,316 at least I looked like I was a part ofsomething. 146 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:46,022 I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was- 147 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:48,191 make them proud, 148 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:51,464 Not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course. 149 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:54,870 The ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. 150 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,705 I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore... 151 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,405 but I'm stillher on the inside, 152 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,313 Hmm. I'm done playing the victim. 153 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:06,010 When that cheerleading picture is taken for the yearbook... 154 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,053 I'm gonna be in it and back on the squad... 155 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,283 whether Sue Sylvester likes it or not. 156 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,951 Hey, baby, which one ofthese ties goes betterwith my shirt? 157 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,587 - You're blocking the TV, Will. - Oh, come on. I need your help. 158 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:22,566 - School pictures are coming up. - Oh. Well, in that case, um- 159 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:26,571 Wear the red one for the teacher photo and the green one for the Glee Club. 160 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,630 It'll pop more when the cool kids deface it. 161 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:32,509 Yeah. I, uh- 162 00:08:32,578 --> 00:08:34,876 I wanted to talk toyou about that. 163 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:38,781 So Figgins stopped putting the Glee Club photo in theyearbook... 164 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,319 because it always gets vandalixed and- 165 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:45,255 I just feel so bad for the kids. I mean, theywork so hard. They deserve to be recognixed. 166 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:49,158 Not being in that book gives the appearance that Glee Club isn't important. 167 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,855 [ Sighs ] 168 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:56,265 I wanna buy an ad and use it as the Glee Club photo spread. 169 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,405 It's around $300. 170 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,600 Oh, great. 171 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:07,635 Why don'tyou take the food out ofthe refrigerator and just give that to the kids? 172 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:11,080 Will, that food goes from my mouth right into our baby's belly. 173 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,778 We have a couple hundred bucks left over from selling the Blue Bomber II. 174 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,686 - The answer's no, Will. No. - But ifwe- 175 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:20,021 No. No. 176 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,957 No. 177 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,690 [ Sighs ] 178 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:35,473 Actually, can you wait to cash that until Thursday? 179 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,540 - [ Sighs ] - [School Bell Rings ] 180 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:45,982 - ?? [Piano ] - Kurt, I have a fantastic idea for a club... 181 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:49,078 that would officially make me the most involved student in the whole school. 182 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,749 I want us to start a "Gay Lesb All." 183 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:54,588 - I'm sorry? - The Gay Lesbian Alliance. 184 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,992 "Gay Lesb All." 185 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,890 Hey, guys, great news. 186 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,334 Glee Club gets a photo in the Thunderclap, 187 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,803 - Uh-huh. - Whoo! 188 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:10,467 It's gonna show everyone at the school that Glee Club is on its way up. 189 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,707 When we win regionals, those Claps are going to be collector's items. 190 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:18,307 All ofyour classmates are going to be begging foryourautographs, 191 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:19,874 [ Muttered Affirmations ] 192 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:23,183 But I had to compromise to do it. 193 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:26,656 Um, we only get a quarter page in back... 194 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:30,787 which means we have to pick two team captains to appear in the photo. 195 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:34,424 So tomorrow we're gonna put it to a vote. 196 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:38,197 - Exciting, huh? All right. - Yeah! 197 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,076 [School Bell Rings ] 198 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:48,711 - Well, we're all here. I guess we should vote. - With your permission... 199 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,681 I have prepared a few words. 200 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,012 - I nominate Rachel. - Second. 201 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,211 All right, let's vote up in this piece, 202 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:57,881 I got to go hit the gym and load up the "Guns of Puckerone" for the football picture. 203 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,860 Looks like everybody voted for Rachel. 204 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,057 I ncluding Rachel. 205 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,898 - But we need two captains, guys. - Why two? 206 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:14,337 We're fine with having Rachel represent us in the Thunderclap by herself. 207 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:18,309 - We'd actually prefer it. - [School Bell Rings ] 208 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:22,143 The worst part is that after all this time, they're still embarrassed to be in Glee Club, 209 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,546 They sti I l see themselves as losers. 210 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:28,883 [ Sighs ] Ijust need to get one ofthem to step up and become cocaptain, 211 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:32,754 Well, maybe you should let them use the captain they already elected. 212 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:36,420 You know, sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer,,, 213 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,986 even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel. 214 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,124 [ Chuckles ] 215 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,727 None of this is gonna matter if they win at sectionals. 216 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:48,001 I'm really sorry I can't be there. 217 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:52,209 Yeah, I wanted to talk toyou about that. 218 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:56,339 I-I kind ofthink Ken scheduled yourwedding the same day on purpose... 219 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,816 you know, so- soyou couldn't go. 220 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,581 [ Laughs ] Whywould he do that? 221 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:08,594 Come on. We-We both know how he feels about our... relationship. 222 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,026 I'm marrying Ken, Will. 223 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,261 Look, I know that I've- 224 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:19,964 I've definitely given him reason in the past to be jealous. 225 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,337 But I need you to know that I'm done with that now. 226 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,501 Ken has a lot offlaws. 227 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,943 He has 7 4 flaws as ofyesterday. 228 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:31,278 Butyou know what? He's not vindictive. He's actually a very good man. 229 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:34,148 He is kind, and he is great with the students here at McKinley. 230 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:38,316 We have that in common. And yes, it's true his hygiene could be a lot better. 231 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:43,384 But he is absolutely full of compassion, and- 232 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:46,329 Well, that is why I'm marrying him. 233 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,891 You're right. 234 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,904 I was out ofline. 235 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,602 Itwon't happen again. 236 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,980 [School Bell Rings ] 237 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,988 - You wanted to see me, Mr. Schue? - Oh, yeah, Rach. 238 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:13,286 Sit down. 239 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:16,021 So, how's the new captaincy going? 240 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:19,155 I-I think that my unanimous election gave me a very strong mandate... 241 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,893 - to shake things up. - Great. Well... 242 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:25,427 I have a job foryou, Captain. 243 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,235 We need a cocaptain. 244 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,575 Butyou have so many great ideas... 245 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,774 no reason you shouldn't have some help pushing them through. 246 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,215 I could use a trusty lieutenant. 247 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,685 I do have over 65 proposals. 248 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,780 So... can I count on you? 249 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:48,793 No problem. I'm on it. 250 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:51,887 Um, I can't be cocaptain. No time. Kwanxaa. 251 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:55,365 Kwanxaa's late December, Mercedes. The photo's this Thursday. 252 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:58,267 Yeah. I'm prepping early this year. 253 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,805 ♪ Well,you might think I'm crazy♪ 254 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:02,864 I'd love to be in the photo, Rachel. 255 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,240 But you'd be standing and I'd be sitting. It would throw offthe whole composition. 256 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,711 I'll lean over. 257 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,714 But ifyou lean over... 258 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:12,717 it'll look likeyou have stomach rolls. 259 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,753 ♪ But I think thatyou're wild♪♪ 260 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,550 On second thought, I don't think thatyou're leadership material, Artie. 261 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,819 Follower. 262 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,453 Brittany, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 263 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,463 - No way. - Why not? 264 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,965 I don't wanna be in a picture with you. It'll get defaced. 265 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:32,493 - No, it won't. - Yes, it will. I'll be the one doing it. 266 00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,165 I'm desperate, Glee Club needsyou, Finn, 267 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,175 I'm totally honored you asked me... 268 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,438 but don't you think you should pick somebodywho cares more? 269 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:43,413 Not that I don't. But I just have football and friends and stuff. 270 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,076 Glee Club only started working afteryou joined. 271 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:49,052 Face it, we wouldn't have all ofthe cheerleaders and football players in the club... 272 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,089 ifit wasn't foryou. 273 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:54,956 You know I love Glee Club. I just don't know why I have to represent it. 274 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,621 Becauseyou're a leader, Finn. 275 00:14:57,696 --> 00:15:03,157 And that's what leaders do. They stick their necks out for people that they care about. 276 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,864 There are stakes here. Morale is low. You know it. 277 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,601 Ifthings don't change, we're not even gonna place at sectionals... 278 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,041 and then the club is over. 279 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,205 - I can't do this alone. - You don't have to. 280 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,949 I am a leader. 281 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,679 It's who I am, who I wanna be. 282 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:26,317 You gotyourself a cocaptain. I'll do the picture with you. 283 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,858 I totally understand that as captain ofthe football team... 284 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,802 you've worked really hard to project an appearance of steely toughness. 285 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,635 But Glee Club is different. 286 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:45,336 We have to present the appearance of positivity and optimism. 287 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,471 So... we're gonna practice... 288 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:52,711 and I'm gonna teach you how to smile correctly foryour photo. 289 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,884 ?? [Slow Groove ] 290 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:08,157 ♪When you first left me I was wanting more ♪ 291 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,633 ♪You were kissing that girl next door ♪ 292 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,501 - ?Whatyou do that for ? - ?Whatyou do that for ? 293 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:18,236 - ?When you first left me ? - [ Together] ? I didn't know what to say ? 294 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,710 - ? I've never been on my own that way ? - ? Own that way? 295 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,111 - ?Just sat by myself all day ? - ? Myself all day ? 296 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,016 - ? I was so lost back then ? - ?? [ Vocalixing ] 297 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,680 ♪ But with a little help from my friends ♪ 298 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:33,851 ♪ I found the light in the tunnel at the end ♪ 299 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,793 ♪ And nowyou're calling me up on the phone ♪ 300 00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:39,660 ♪Soyou can have a littlewhine and a moan ♪ 301 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,759 ♪ And it's only becauseyou're feeling alone ♪ 302 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:48,603 - ? At firstwhen I seeyou cry ? - ?When I seeyou cry ? 303 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,972 ♪ It makes me smile ♪ 304 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,672 ♪Yeah, it makes me smile ♪ 305 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,410 ♪ Atworst I feel bad for a while ♪ 306 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,146 ♪ But then Ijustsmile♪ 307 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:04,155 ♪ I go ahead and smile ♪ 308 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,657 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 309 00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:09,193 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 310 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,092 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la La-la-la ♪ 311 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,893 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 312 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,800 ♪ At first when I see you cry ♪ 313 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,303 ♪ Seeyou cry ♪ 314 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,305 - ? It makes me smile ? - ? Makes me smile ? 315 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,831 - ?Yeah, it makes me smile ? - ?Yeah, it makes me smile ? 316 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,778 - ? At worst I feel bad for a while ? - ? Feelbadfora while? 317 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,940 - ? But then Ijustsmile? - ?Smile ? 318 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:34,349 - ? I go ahead and smile ? - ? Go ahead and smile ?? 319 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,648 [ Giggling ] 320 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,450 [ Grunts ] What the hell? 321 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,654 Hey, man. Shh. We're practicing, dude. Chill out. 322 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,663 We heard you were gonna be in the Glee Club photo... 323 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,131 - and we don'twanna mess up messing it up. - Screwyou, Karofsky! 324 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,134 I'm sick ofyou pulling people down! 325 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,365 Hey, man, don't talk that kumbayeyah crap. 326 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,964 All right, you know this system's put in place to keep order around here. 327 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,134 Hey, you know what? Look, I'm gonna give you some options, okay? 328 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:01,509 You want me to put the Hitler mustache on your Glee Club picture... 329 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,844 or doyou want the buck teeth on your Glee Club picture? 330 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,680 Which oneyou want? Man, it don't matter to me eitherway. I'll put both of- 331 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,880 Hey, how doyou spell "loser"? I'm gonna write it on his forehead. 332 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,321 His big ol' potato head. 333 00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:15,952 You can write a whole haiku on that thing. [ Chuckling ] 334 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,360 [School Bell Rings ] 335 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:26,994 Can we shake a leg here? 336 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,209 Fine. 337 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,804 I'm ready. I'll- [ Exhales ] do it myself. 338 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:38,873 [ Sniffles ] Wait. I- 339 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,182 I insist on only being shot from my left side. 340 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,759 Yeah, I kind of need to seeyour teeth. It's sort of myjob here. 341 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,460 I'm sorry. I'm just- 342 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,834 I'm upset. My cocaptain bailed, and it just- 343 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,930 I just need a minute. 344 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,735 [ Thinking ] Snap out ofthis. 345 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,907 Stop being defined bywhat other people think ofyou... 346 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,178 or how they disappointyou. 347 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,914 It's lonely at the top. You know that. 348 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,981 What's that song about overcoming professional and personal disappointments? 349 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,992 Oh, yeah. 350 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,584 ♪When you're smiling ♪ 351 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,220 ♪When you're smiling ♪ 352 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,858 ♪Thewholeworld smiles with you ♪♪ 353 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,298 I'm ready. 354 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,719 Great. 355 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,887 Wait, wait, wait. That-That's it? 356 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,689 I practiced over 1 8 different poses for this shoot... 357 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,890 and I haven't even shown you any of my over-the-left-shoulder poses, see? 358 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,560 Sorry, kid. I got to blow. I got a casting session in half an hour. 359 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,899 A- A casting session forwhat? 360 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,940 My brother-in-law is shooting a commercial for his store. 361 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:12,408 I'm directing it. I just do these school photos for the money. 362 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:18,176 - [ Crying ] - Uh, wa-wa- Okay, 363 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,651 Wait. No. Don't. I can take a couple more pictures foryou. 364 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,248 I can cry on demand. It's one of my many talents. I'm veryversatile. 365 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,793 And aside from nudity and the exploitation ofanimals... 366 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,328 I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business. 367 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:35,831 W-Well, you certainly seem talented and all... 368 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,835 but I-I need- 369 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,393 There's other speaking parts in this thing. 370 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,304 I need, like, a bunch of other actors too. 371 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,468 I can help with that. 372 00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,536 I'd like to call this meeting to order. 373 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,046 Hello, Finn. How nice ofyou to show. 374 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,780 Look, I'm sorry., The guys were harassing me in the lockerroom about it, 375 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:59,790 If I took the Glee Club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache or buck teeth. 376 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,826 And I can't rock either of those looks. 377 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,722 [ Sighs ] 378 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,425 Do you think I have a potato head? 379 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,404 Look, I realize now that all ofyou think that Glee Club isjust ajoke, 380 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:17,465 Okay? Andyou're convinced that we can't win,,, 381 00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,739 and you're content to just sit idle by until Figgins cancels the club. 382 00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:26,250 Well, I'm about to present toyou a rare opportunity- 383 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,685 the opportunity to become... stars. 384 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,347 How? 385 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,718 We've all been cast in a local commercial. 386 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,921 - [ All Gasp ] - Are you serious? 387 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:42,160 Yes, Finn. And while all ofyou have been so concerned with your appearance in this school... 388 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,862 I've landed Glee Club its first big break. 389 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:47,598 Simplyput, making us all celebrities, 390 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:53,009 Okay, and no one messes with celebrities or defaces theirpictures, 391 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:57,276 - What's the com mercial? - Hold on to your hats and get ready to sell... 392 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,114 some mattresses. 393 00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:02,881 - [ All Gasp ] - Awesome. 394 00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:04,751 I'm gonna get a nice pair ofblack suspenders. 395 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,690 - [ All Chattering ] - My mom's gonna be really proud. 396 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,750 Let's do our camera face. 397 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,228 I can't believe we're finally breaking into the bix. 398 00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:20,897 You guys, I want us to always remember this moment. 399 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:23,839 Soon there may be agents and managers and movie deals. 400 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:28,369 But right now I want us to rememberwhat it feels like to be here together as a team. 401 00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:32,816 Whatever. As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any ofyou. 402 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:37,453 Okay, guys, we're very excited to have you here. 403 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,513 We here at Mattress Land believe... 404 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,991 that mattresses aren't just for sleeping and fornicating anymore. 405 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:45,928 We believe that buying an affordable mattress should be fun. 406 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,988 All right, let's go over the script. 407 00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,728 I think it's pretty brilliant. I wrote it myself. Action. 408 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,270 [ Clears Throat ] Ah, me. 409 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:59,243 - What's wrong? - We just lost ourjobs... at the factory. 410 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,279 And we can't get a goodnight's sleep, 411 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:04,372 Chipperup! Come on down to Mattress Land! 412 00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:09,011 We've got near wholesale prices to fit your style and pocketbook. 413 00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:13,086 I 'm-I'm sorry. Mr. Casperberg... 414 00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:15,092 this script is brilliant. 415 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,459 But we're a glee club, and we should perform. 416 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:21,431 Perform the lines as I wrote them. 417 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:25,766 Wait a minute, Dennis, What didyou have in mind? 418 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:33,340 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba ba-da, ba, ba-da, da ♪ 419 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:40,443 - Ahhhh! - ? Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-da, ba, ba-da, da ? 420 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:43,454 - ? I get up ? - ? Ba, ba, ba, ba ? 421 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:47,014 ♪ And nothing gets me down ♪ 422 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,788 ♪ You got it tough ♪ 423 00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:54,798 ♪ I've seen the toughest around♪ 424 00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:56,697 ♪ And I know ♪ 425 00:23:58,203 --> 00:24:00,865 ♪ Baby, just how you feel ♪ 426 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,504 ♪ You've got to roll with the punches ♪ 427 00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:08,842 ♪ To get to what's real ♪ 428 00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:11,912 ♪ Oh, can't you see me standing here ♪ 429 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:15,976 ♪ I got myback against the record machine ♪ 430 00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:18,022 ♪ I ain't the worst that you seen ♪ 431 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:19,716 ♪ Ain't the worst that you seen ♪ 432 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,089 ♪ Oh, can'tyou see what I mean♪ 433 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,890 ♪ Can't you see what I mean ♪ 434 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,557 - ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? - ? Might as well jump ? 435 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,497 - ?Jump ? - Ba, ba, ba, ba-da, da ? 436 00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:34,096 - ? Might as well jump ? - ? Ba, ba, ba, ba-da, da ? 437 00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:35,867 - ? Go ahead and jump ? - ?Jump ? 438 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:39,672 - ? Ba, ba, ba, ba-da, da ? - ? Go ahead and jump ? 439 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:46,013 - ? Ba, ba-da, da,jump ? - ?Yeah ? 440 00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:47,381 - ? Ba ? - ? Ba ? 441 00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:48,919 - ? Ba ? - ? Ba, ba ? 442 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:51,387 - ? Ba-da ? - ?Jump ? 443 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:53,947 - ?Yeah ? - ? Might as well jump ? 444 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:56,721 - ? Ba, ba, ba-da ? - ? Might as well jump ? 445 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,525 ♪ Ba-da, ba, ba-da, da ♪ 446 00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:03,193 - ? Go ahead and jump ? - ? Hey, hey, yeah ? 447 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,429 ♪ Go ahead and jump ♪ 448 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,234 ♪ Ba, ba-da, da ♪ 449 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:10,866 ♪Jump,jump,jump,jump ♪ 450 00:25:10,942 --> 00:25:15,572 - ?Yeah ? - ? Ba, ba, ba-da, da ? 451 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,080 ♪Jump ♪♪ 452 00:25:17,148 --> 00:25:19,616 Come on down to Mattress Land! 453 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,744 [ All ] Come on down to Mattress Land! 454 00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:33,993 Terri, haveyou seen my pocket square? 455 00:25:37,335 --> 00:25:39,667 Terri? 456 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,503 [ Sighs ] 457 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:16,437 - Terri. - A pocket square's gonna makeyou look like Ted Knight. 458 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,002 What is this? 459 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:24,007 It's a pregnancy pad. 460 00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:27,678 They have them at the maternity stores for trying on clothes... 461 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,845 soyou can see howyou're gonna look when you're showing. 462 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:33,687 Kendra stole it for me so I can see if any ofher old clothes would fit- 463 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,995 Pick upyour shirt. 464 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:40,998 What? No. 465 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,868 - Pick upyour shirt. - You're scaring me, Will. 466 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:50,536 Now, think about whatyou're accusing me of. 467 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:55,239 Think about it and turn around and go find your pocket square. [ Gasps ] 468 00:26:57,482 --> 00:26:59,677 Please. 469 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:05,648 [ Whimpering ] 470 00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:13,990 - [ Gasps ] - Why did you do this to us? I don't understand. 471 00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,158 I thoughtyou were leaving me, 472 00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:19,863 You're so different, Will. We both know it. I can feel you. You're pulling away from me. 473 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:23,499 Because I've started standing up to you, trying to make this a relationship of equals? 474 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:25,600 No, because ofthe damn Glee Club. 475 00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:29,238 Eversinceyoustartedit, youjust walk aroundlikeyou're betterthan me, 476 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,942 I should be allowed to feel good about myself. 477 00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:37,614 Who are we kidding, Will? This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself. 478 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:40,715 This marriage works because I loveyou... 479 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:43,352 - because I've always accepted you. - No, 480 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:47,956 - Good and bad. - You love the girl you met when you were 1 5. 481 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,901 - I'm not that girl. - You've made yourself a stranger to me now. 482 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,370 - No. - Are you happy? Are you satisfied? 483 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,669 It didn't start as a lie. 484 00:27:56,741 --> 00:27:59,209 I really thought I was pregnant. 485 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:02,769 And then the doctor, he said it was a hysterical pregnancy... 486 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,077 and I just panicked. 487 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:07,118 [ Sobs ] 488 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,349 This is insane. 489 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:14,051 I mean, wh-what wereyou gonna do when the due date came? 490 00:28:15,994 --> 00:28:17,928 Quinn Fabray. 491 00:28:19,664 --> 00:28:21,598 It was so perfect, 492 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,226 She didn't want hers, and I needed one, 493 00:28:24,302 --> 00:28:28,068 I had the doctor use her ultrasound DVD... 494 00:28:28,139 --> 00:28:30,164 at your appointment that you came to. 495 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:32,436 [ Exhales ] 496 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,637 I loved you, Terri. 497 00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,917 - I really loved you. - I'm so sorry, Will. 498 00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:41,975 I'm so sorry. 499 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,420 Doyou remember that appointment? Doyou rememberwhat we said? 500 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:47,617 That at that moment, no matter what happened, we loved each other. 501 00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:51,321 We can get that feeling back again. You can love me back, Will. 502 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,523 Please, Will. Please don't go. 503 00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:55,691 Please don't go! Please! 504 00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:05,075 Oh, God. 505 00:29:17,388 --> 00:29:19,379 [ Sighs ] 506 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,350 - [Whistle Blows ] - [Sue ]Am I asking fortoo much,,, 507 00:30:21,419 --> 00:30:24,582 Ohio Board ofStatewide Holiday Planning? 508 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,783 All I want is just one day a year... 509 00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:30,658 where I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties. 510 00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,458 Seriously, Ohio, these retinas need a day off. 511 00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:37,262 So here's the dream. Friday after Christmas, which I have off... 512 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,326 ifyou're hideous, stay at home. 513 00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:41,395 Spend the entire daywatching home videos... 514 00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:44,566 of a time when you weren't too repulsive for me to everwanna look at. 515 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:47,304 - At that's how Sue sees it. - [Whistle Blows ] 516 00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:51,678 - Rod. - Slammin', Sue. 517 00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:54,081 We'll be right back. 518 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:57,519 Hey, Andrea, that "Sue's Corner"Ijust did- 519 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,955 I was talking about you. 520 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,457 ♪ Go aheadandjump ♪ 521 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,460 [ Rachel ] Who says finding a mattress can't be fun? 522 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,258 At Mattress Land, we have mattresses of all shapes and sixes... 523 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:08,629 at prices that won't breakyour pocketbook. 524 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,634 No credit? No problem. 525 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:14,263 Mattress Land has a no-hassle financing of 1 2.9%... 526 00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:17,172 with no money down and no payments till nextyear. 527 00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:19,301 You'll jump forjoy at our prices. 528 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,675 Come on down to Mattress Land! 529 00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:25,443 - [School Bell Rings ] - Coach Sylvester, we need to talk. 530 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,916 Oh, I got nothing to say to you, preggo. 531 00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:31,012 The Cheerios photo's tomorrow, and I want back on that squad. 532 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:34,616 Oh, is that what you want? Well, what I wanted was a head cheerleader... 533 00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:36,683 who wasn't going to hoist her legs behind her ears... 534 00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:39,787 in the back seat ofthe first station wagon she could jimmy open... 535 00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:41,923 throwing away any chance she ever had in life. 536 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,991 It would be good for the school- 537 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:46,400 show everyone that appearances don't matter. 538 00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:49,269 Sometimes people have to deal with a little adversity. 539 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,274 I learned that in Glee Club. 540 00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:53,276 Well, that little educational proverb... 541 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:55,437 must have slithered from Will Schuester's mouth... 542 00:31:55,513 --> 00:32:00,143 right after his lesson on how to disqualifyyourselves from sectionals. 543 00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:03,619 - What? - Sawyour little commercial last night. 544 00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:06,248 Boy, did you Glee kids step in it. 545 00:32:08,359 --> 00:32:10,418 Schue, I'm afraid Sue is right. 546 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,486 You have indeed stepped in it. 547 00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:15,031 - I didn't even know this was going on. - Of courseyou didn't, William. 548 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,090 You wouldn't know ifyour Glee Club was using your office... 549 00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:19,159 to breed rabbits for pets or for food. 550 00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:21,228 You know why? You're too busy chasing tail... 551 00:32:21,306 --> 00:32:23,968 and loading your hair with enormous amounts of product. 552 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:26,010 Today it just looks likeyou put lard in it. 553 00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,307 What areyou even talking about? 554 00:32:28,379 --> 00:32:32,145 Look- Look, the kids did the commercial to foster a feeling of unity... 555 00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:35,811 afteryou- not anyone else- you got them banned from the yearbook. 556 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:38,151 - That's what I did, yes. - It was an innocent mistake. 557 00:32:38,222 --> 00:32:40,884 And what if I were to just innocently murderyou, Will? 558 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,927 I'dstillhave to go to trial, 559 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:44,791 Probably get offwith justifiable homicide. 560 00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:47,057 Let me review the rules foryou. 561 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:50,430 - This is craxy. - Amendment 63, seventh addendum. 562 00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:52,992 "No professional activity ofany kind will be tolerated... 563 00:32:53,071 --> 00:32:56,438 "and payment for services rendered negates amateur status... 564 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:59,067 - triggering immediate disqualification." - Hey. Hey. 565 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:03,079 - Hey, hey, hey. Keep it civil. Keep it simple. - Heywhat, mister? 566 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:06,605 Keep it simple. Hey, I am sorry, Schue, but I cannot let this slide. 567 00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:08,618 But the kids weren't even paid. 568 00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,677 There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room... 569 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:13,121 piled as high as the empty hair gel bottles... 570 00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:16,388 - in the Dumpster outsideyour apartment. - We'll give the mattresses back. 571 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,554 Schue, one ofthose mattresses was used, 572 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,597 You can't return a used mattress. 573 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,724 You can't even donate one to charity, 574 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,268 Lice. Bedbugs. I looked it up online. 575 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:28,271 Is there any reason that you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will? 576 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,603 Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved... 577 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,702 thatyou have to commityour craven acts of adultery in between classes? 578 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,714 - Wha- - I slept-You know, okay, fine. 579 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,750 I slept here, all right? 580 00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:42,445 Excuse me? 581 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,511 [ Sighs ] 582 00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:48,892 I'm thinking about leaving mywife. 583 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,053 Oh, I didn't see that one coming at all. 584 00:33:51,129 --> 00:33:55,793 William, I am very sorry about your personal troubles, but my hands are tied. 585 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,960 Sue's right. You broke the rules. 586 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,062 I cannot fight the scholastic board, 587 00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:03,630 I'm sorry, but Glee Club is over. 588 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:08,476 It's over. 589 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:22,325 [Sue Thinking] DearJournal,,, 590 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:27,592 I've finally gotten Will Schuester and that Glee Club out of my hair. 591 00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:31,328 This is a day that will live in infamy. 592 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:34,929 Once again, I've won, 593 00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:38,465 Miss Sylvester. 594 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:45,206 It's like looking at a porno star in a nun's habit. 595 00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:48,116 I wanted to showyou that it still fits. 596 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:51,622 My baby bump isn't that bad. It's just like I had a big lunch. 597 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:54,886 Take it off. You need to get it through your pregnant head... 598 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:58,986 there's no wayyou're getting in that photo or back on the Cheerios- end of story. 599 00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:01,691 - You're a hypocrite. - Excuse me? 600 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,463 I just heard that you got Glee Club's amateur status revoked over a mattress... 601 00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:08,869 while you are constantly showering the Cheerios with swag. 602 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,706 I've gotten free shoes, complimentary tanning, haircuts. 603 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:16,178 The season tickets to Cedar Point? We sold those on eBay. 604 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,839 For a profit. 605 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,247 It seems to me that if Figgins found out... 606 00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:22,548 you would get banned from competition. 607 00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:26,222 Fine. You're back on the Cheerios. 608 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,485 I'll putyou on full-time dry-cleaning duty... 609 00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,754 and shoveyou to the back ofthe photo to hideyour shame. 610 00:35:30,828 --> 00:35:35,231 I'm not finished. Glee Club gets a full-page photo. 611 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:38,166 - It's not up to me. - You are giving up... 612 00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:41,228 one ofthe Cheerios' six pages... 613 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:45,264 and you are giving it to the Glee Club free of charge. 614 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:49,536 You know, Q, I'd forgotten... 615 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:53,846 just how ruthless you really are. 616 00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:55,715 You're like a young Sue Sylvester. 617 00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:58,277 Now get out of my office... 618 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:00,722 ifyou can manage to squeexe through the door withoutyourwater breaking... 619 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:02,452 all over my new carpet. 620 00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,757 You know what? 621 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,821 I don't think I wanna be a Cheerio after all. 622 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:10,993 I don't wanna be on a team where I only appear to belong. 623 00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:13,901 I'd rather be a part of a club that's proud to have me... 624 00:36:13,971 --> 00:36:16,235 Iike Glee Club. 625 00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:24,214 [ Sighs ] It's my fault. 626 00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:26,147 Ifl hadn't slept on that mattress... 627 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,151 we could have just returned them and moved on. 628 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:31,586 - Hey, can I giveyou some advice? - Please. 629 00:36:31,656 --> 00:36:33,920 You need to giveyourselfa break. 630 00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:35,891 - [ Chuckles ] - You do. You'll- 631 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,087 You'll figure out what to do with the kids. You always do. 632 00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:42,428 But I think right now you really need to focus on your own life. 633 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,060 You know, divorce is a really big deal. 634 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,005 Who said anything about getting a divorce? 635 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:55,610 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. I just assumed that that's- 636 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,444 Is that whatyou would do? 637 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:00,507 Well, um- [ Laughs ] 638 00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:05,745 When I first heard about what Terri had done... 639 00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:07,814 I thought there should be some sort oflaw. 640 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,487 But then when I thought about itsome more,,, 641 00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:14,759 I thought about what I would have done... 642 00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:16,959 if I'd felt you slipping away. 643 00:37:17,034 --> 00:37:19,127 You would never be that cruel. 644 00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:21,763 You know, her methods were wrong. 645 00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:24,535 But, um... 646 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:27,271 I totally understand her intentions. 647 00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:29,108 [ Sighs ] 648 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:33,844 You're a lot to lose, Will. 649 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,816 But we don't wanna go to sectionals withoutyou. 650 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:43,485 [ Sighs ] It's without me or not at all. 651 00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:47,325 Look, I was the one who slept on the mattress... 652 00:37:47,398 --> 00:37:50,731 which means I accepted them, notyou. 653 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,800 Which means I'm disqualified from competition. 654 00:37:54,872 --> 00:37:57,898 - Notyou guys. - He's taking the bullet for us. 655 00:37:57,975 --> 00:38:00,000 Solid, 656 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:05,982 [ Sighs ] We have worked too hard foryou guys not to getyour shot. 657 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:08,416 We can't do this withoutyou, Mr. Schue. 658 00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:11,148 - Hell, we probably can't do it with you. - That's not true. 659 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,350 You guys are good. 660 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,550 [ Chuckles ] You're really good. 661 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:21,587 Y-Y-You did "Jump" for that commercial without me, right? 662 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,925 [ Sighs ] Look... 663 00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:28,836 the best teachers don't giveyou the answers. 664 00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:34,310 Theyjust point the way and letyou makeyour own choices... 665 00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:36,369 your own mistakes. 666 00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:41,841 That way, you get all the glory. 667 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,648 And you deserve it. 668 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:49,181 [ Chuckles ] But if- 669 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:52,058 ifyou can't win without me there... 670 00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:54,689 then I haven't done myjob. 671 00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:58,962 We're really sorry, Mr. Schue. 672 00:38:59,036 --> 00:39:01,004 I know. 673 00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:05,264 I wantyou guys to go get gussied up... 674 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:08,779 and take that Glee Club photo with pride. 675 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:12,976 I wanna see a smile on every one ofyour faces. 676 00:39:13,050 --> 00:39:16,713 ?? [Ballad] 677 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:22,625 ♪ Smile♪ 678 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:26,322 ♪ Thoughyourheart is aching♪ 679 00:39:26,397 --> 00:39:30,697 ♪ Smile even though it's breaking♪ 680 00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:33,737 ♪ When there are clouds ♪ 681 00:39:33,804 --> 00:39:35,863 ♪ In the sky ♪ 682 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,306 ♪ You'll get by ♪ 683 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:44,246 ♪ Ifyou smile through yourpain and sorrow ♪ 684 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:48,479 ♪ Smile and maybe tomorrow ♪ 685 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:54,047 ♪ You'll see the sun come shining through ♪ 686 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:56,923 ♪ Foryou ♪ 687 00:39:56,994 --> 00:40:01,522 ♪ Light up your face with gladness ♪ 688 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:06,696 ♪ Hide every. trace ofsadness ♪ 689 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:09,205 ♪ Although a tear ♪ 690 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:13,437 ♪ May be ever so near ♪ 691 00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:15,502 ♪ That's the time ♪ 692 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:19,845 ♪ You must keep on try.ing♪ 693 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:24,251 ♪ Smile What's the use ofcry.ing♪ 694 00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:30,226 ♪ You'll find that life is still worthwhile ♪ 695 00:40:30,294 --> 00:40:34,492 ♪ Ifyoujust smile ♪ 696 00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:42,764 ♪ Smile though your heart is aching♪ 697 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,776 ♪ Smile even though it's breaking♪ 698 00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:52,043 ♪ When there are clouds in the sky ♪ 699 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,981 ♪ You'll get by ♪ 700 00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:56,417 ♪ That's the time ♪ 701 00:40:56,487 --> 00:41:00,651 - ? You must keep on try.ing? - ? On try.ing? 702 00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:04,558 ♪ Smile What's the use ofcry.ing♪ 703 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:10,533 ♪ You'll find that life is still worthwhile ♪ 704 00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:14,162 ♪ Ifyoujust smile ♪ 705 00:41:14,238 --> 00:41:18,732 ♪ You'll find that life is still worthwhile ♪ 706 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:22,905 ♪ Ifyoujust ♪ 707 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:27,440 ♪ Smile ♪ 708 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:32,448 ♪ Smile ♪♪ 709 00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:42,631 ?? [ Vocalizing ] 710 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:46,568 ?? [ Harmonic Vocalizing ] 711 00:42:02,319 --> 00:42:04,219 ?? [ Ends ] 712 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:14,219 Engl ish - US - SDH