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Yeah, I said I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling too hot.
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You're sneezing. You could
do that in a movie theater.
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Yeah, and I'll be in a nice
soft chair when I collapse.
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I'm exhausted, babe.
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Oh, come on.
We're gonna be late.
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Episode Four never comes to the big screen.
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This is the pre-Lucasized version, remember?
8
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None of that Greedo
shooting first crap.
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Go without me.
10
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What are you
talking about?
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You love Star Wars.
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Don't you?
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Ben?
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Since when?
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Since just before I started
pretending I loved it.
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I'm sorry. I was just
trying to be supportive.
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Fine. I'll go alone.
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Baby, I'm sorry.
Me, too.
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I'm so woozy
I can hardly think.
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We'll hang out at home.
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No, you should go.
22
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Did you just
feel something?
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Feel? Like what?
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Is there an earthquake?
In New Jersey?
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Oh, God.
What?
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I think I'm,
like, hallucinating.
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Call 911.
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Twenty-six year old female, gas
main exploded under her building,
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she was pulled out of the
rubble after six hours.
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Two surgeries for multiple
fractures and burns.
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I'm thinking
the broken bones
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are a response to the
building falling on her head.
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And the fever?
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She's the only collapse victim
whose body temperature was...
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Put her
on antipyretics.
36
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Already have. The fever
is holding at 104.
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Fluctuating consciousness.
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Can't take the case.
I don't have a team.
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So hire a team.
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What for?
I don't have a case.
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Have you even
interviewed anybody?
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I can't hire a team based
on a 10-minute interview.
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What if I don't like
having sex with them?
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You've spent the last two
weeks doing absolutely nothing.
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Concert is over.
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In what
twisted universe
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does mastering Eddie Van Halen's
two-handed arpeggio technique
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count as
"absolutely nothing"?
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Take the case, or you
will spend the next month
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helping the collapse team
change bandages.
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I diagnose her alone, by the end
of the day, you go away for a week.
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Done.
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It's not gonna work.
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If he solves the case,
we cure the girl.
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And prove he doesn't need a team.
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He's not gonna solve the case. Not that fast.
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Why not? Because he needs a team.
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And this will
prove to him...
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Wanna change his mind
about something?
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You need a more convincing
argument than "you promised. "
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Fever?
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Non-responsive to antibiotics, antipyretics.
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Fluctuating consciousness.
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Go!
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You talking to me?
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Yes.
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Imagine that the roof
of the storage closet
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collapses on your
favorite floor buffer,
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which then
starts overheating.
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Why would I have
a favorite floor buffer?
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Okay.
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00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:06,003
Maybe the electrical works
got banged up in there
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from stuff falling on it?
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Hmm. Interesting.
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Brain damage, leading to
hypothalamic dysregulation.
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Nah.
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If you're brought in covered in
rubble, it's all about the MRls.
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We'd have seen that. Come
on! Gotta earn that fiver.
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Or stuff leaked in the holes, messing it up.
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Lacerations lead to multiple
portals for infection.
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Bacterial would have
responded to the antibiotics.
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It's too high for viral.
85
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Parasites or fungus
is possible.
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Or maybe lupus?
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My grandma
has lupus.
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Okay. Auto immune, I'll run a
lupus panel. Infection fits best.
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A complete history
would be helpful,
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which leads to the worst
part of the job,
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dealing with the
floor buffer's family.
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We talked every
couple of weeks.
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But Ben would
know better than I.
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No farms,
no travel anywhere weird.
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You get that,
Dr. Buffer?
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No travel, no farm.
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The file says she was sick
before the building collapsed.
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Yeah, I figured
it was just a cold.
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Why, do you think
it's related?
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Her being sick and her being sick? Often is.
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She was unconscious
when I found her.
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We'd been fighting.
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I just want to...
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Just tell me
she's gonna be okay.
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I'm not even sure
if you're gonna be okay.
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We're gonna
make her all better.
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Show off.
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You ought to be
nicer to people.
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Where are we going?
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You know how the laughter of
little children is infectious?
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Well, parasites and fungi
are even more so.
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We're gonna find out which one
is making her brain bubble over.
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Where, the building?
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EPA's doing that job for us,
they say it's clean.
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Which means we're making a
pilgrimage to Castle Blackberry.
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Her name's Bradberry. I
should've asked them for keys.
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No need, I'm sure we can
find a large rock somewhere.
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00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:06,624
I'm not breaking
into somebody's house.
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I got principles.
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I got some loose change here says you don't.
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I'm not doing this
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for less than $50.
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Where's the restaurant?
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What restaurant?
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The one you said you were
taking me to for lunch?
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Oh! Uh...
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This one's homier.
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Dibs on the cold pizza!
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I'm sure it looked
easier on YouTube.
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Oops!
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Yeah. You don't
need a team.
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You can't even get arrested without company.
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You're right. Only one solution,
never replace them, ever.
134
00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,316
Do you need help?
135
00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:09,149
Yeah, yeah.
Patronize the poor cripple.
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Ow.
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Let me get that.
I got it.
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Will you just
let me get it?
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I'll check the bedroom.
140
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There's some interesting
mold on the windowsill here.
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It's gonna
take me a while.
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I'll cover
the bathroom.
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She had a secret diary.
144
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Is there any other kind?
145
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What are you doing?
146
00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:19,947
There's a sale
on liquid Tide.
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If you're broke,
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I could lend you a tiny bit
of the money I owe you.
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No, no. I wouldn't put you in that position.
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What does
the diary say?
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Basically a list
of her sexual encounters,
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boys, girls,
vibrating appliances...
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If it was, you'd be quoting,
not summarizing.
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It's just a parade
of sad banalities.
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"I can hardly get out of bed. Feeling blue. "
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Then, three months ago, turns
into a parade of happy banalities.
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"It's starting to turn the
corner. Job's looking up. "
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We can stop swabbing. Her
clichés are getting healthier.
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Or she's less depressed.
Aren't there pills that do that?
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Anti-depressants
don't cause fever.
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Not on their own. But the ER didn't
know she was on MAO inhibitors,
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so they gave her Demerol,
that's a nasty combo.
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00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,932
So, all you have to do
is convince this kid
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00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,995
that his girlfriend had
a secret doctor,
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00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,974
and a secret stash
and a secret life.
166
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,344
It's been a while since a patient
took a swing at you. Can I watch?
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00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,471
I only have to
convince the mother.
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00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:20,319
Actually, I don't have to convince anyone.
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00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:24,622
This is total crap. If she was
seeing a psychiatrist, I'd know.
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00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,248
If she was on drugs,
I'd know.
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00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:29,957
Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the
forms so we can start the dialysis.
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00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:33,294
But why anti-depressants?
I don't understand.
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00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,930
Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the
forms so we can start the dialysis.
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00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,095
Stop saying that.
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00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,867
Dr. Buffer, what is going on?
What aren't you telling us?
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00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:44,768
He's a janitor?
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00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,869
More significantly,
a blabbermouth.
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00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,606
House, shut up.
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00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:55,014
I am very sorry how Dr. House handled
this. It is completely unforgivable.
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Except if he's right.
Dialysis will filter her blood.
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00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,355
There's nothing
to filter.
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Save her life.
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00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,225
She wasn't depressed.
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00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,390
I'm miserable around Ben.
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00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:13,638
Not me, I like Ben.
February 12th.
186
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,541
Either she's depressed or
she just thinks you're a jerk.
187
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,133
Neither suggests that you should be the one
188
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,611
directing her
medical treatment.
189
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,172
Does the diary say my
daughter's taking these drugs?
190
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,239
No, but medically...
191
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:26,807
Did you find drugs
in their home?
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00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,979
She's probably hiding them in her purse.
193
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,218
I thought it'd be rude to go searching
under a thousand tons of rubble.
194
00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:33,586
This was months ago.
We were in a fight.
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00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,819
It doesn't mean
she's depressed
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00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,191
and it doesn't mean
she doesn't love me.
197
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,889
Fine. Maybe the diary proves nothing.
198
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:41,228
On the other hand, half the
country's on anti-depressants
199
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,927
and it fits
her symptoms perfectly.
200
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,741
No ring on your daughter's finger
means you make the decisions.
201
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:57,205
I'm not sure that I know
her well enough anymore.
202
00:11:57,283 --> 00:12:00,946
You really wanna risk her life
on how well he knows her?
203
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,595
Wilson, you idiot.
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00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:53,536
Listen carefully, and
no one will get hurt.
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00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,267
You must follow
the instructions.
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00:12:56,008 --> 00:13:00,911
Any attempt to contact the FBI
or other law enforcement agencies,
207
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,505
or Cuddy,
will be met with the...
208
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,611
And a large Coke, no ice.
209
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,845
Give it back.
What happened?
210
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,318
Did someone
kidnap your guitar,
211
00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:19,193
a $12,0001967 Flying V or something?
212
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,356
Where'd you hide it?
213
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,629
I'm flattered you would consider
me this bold and brilliant.
214
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,670
Yeah. It takes a...
215
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,001
It takes
a criminal mastermind
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00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:32,168
to pull off a heist from an unlocked,
unguarded room down the hall.
217
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,269
What do you want?
218
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,973
Me? Nothing.
219
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:39,484
But I'm sure the kidnapper
wants whatever a kidnapper wants.
220
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,680
To see you interview five to seven
well-qualified fellowship candidates.
221
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,380
I don't need a team.
222
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,651
You were bouncing ideas
off a janitor.
223
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:48,283
And solved the case!
224
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,862
Hi. I'm Dr. Cuddy.
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00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,028
If you can hear what I'm saying, blink once.
226
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,338
You can't talk right now. You
have a tube down your throat.
227
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:07,675
And try not to move your head.
You've been in a terrible accident,
228
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,510
but it looks like you will
have no permanent injuries.
229
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,347
You've had a bad fever,
but it's gone now.
230
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,717
I've been here the whole time,
honey. Okay? I'm not leaving.
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00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,083
This is very important.
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00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:21,182
I need you to blink one
for yes, twice for no.
233
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,060
Were you seeing
a psychiatrist?
234
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,497
Were you on MAO inhibitors,
the anti-depressant?
235
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,699
Megan, it's okay. It doesn't
matter, okay? I love you.
236
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:37,708
Honey?
Honey, what's wrong?
237
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,004
Megan, are you all right?
238
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,102
What's happening?
Are we upsetting her?
239
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,271
Heart is beating too fast.
Get the family out of here.
240
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,473
Megan?
241
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,573
Megan!
Charging to 200.
242
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,548
Meg. Meg!
Megan!
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00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,345
Clear!
244
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:01,130
We shocked her back into sinus
rhythm, but she's still tachycardic.
245
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:05,260
Fascinating. Equally
fascinating is, why are you here?
246
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,362
I was gonna leave you
alone if you won the bet.
247
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,531
But you lost.
248
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,939
I explained the fever, which
is all we were talking about.
249
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,803
She confirmed
the anti-depressants.
250
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,246
Go bet with someone else if you
wanna explain the heart problems.
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00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,874
She confirmed them
by winking.
252
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,612
Maybe there was a cute guy across the room.
253
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,348
She got better when I treated
her. Even I'm not that cute.
254
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,549
Two unrelated symptoms.
Just a coincidence?
255
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,114
Or you're grasping
at straws
256
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,217
to avoid admitting you
can't do this on your own.
257
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,592
Fine.
258
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,496
What explains the fever
and persistent tachycardia?
259
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,159
It could be anything.
Endocarditis?
260
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,099
No. Fever,
no infection.
261
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,638
Um... Keep going, you're doing great.
262
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,568
You win.
263
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,409
I don't believe you. I'm
not gonna play this game.
264
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,312
Just give me
the damn résumés.
265
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,018
And my guitar.
266
00:15:57,022 --> 00:15:58,455
I don't have it.
267
00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:03,785
Although I did hear some plangent
strumming from under that couch earlier.
268
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,963
Wow.
269
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:15,370
This kidnapper isn't just
bold. He's diabolical.
270
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:19,376
I guess he realized he probably
shouldn't give it back to you
271
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,446
until after you've had
the interviews.
272
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:40,622
Huh!
273
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:42,633
You didn't write anything.
274
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,864
So, what you're saying is, you
didn't find that one big explanation
275
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,462
'cause there isn't one.
Clever.
276
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,408
Well, let's just say your anti-depressant
theory does explain the fever.
277
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,071
What about the heart? And don't
say a building fell on her.
278
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,148
Okay.
279
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,517
A structure collapsed...
Shut up.
280
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:03,316
Come on, it fits. Crushed musculature
releases potassium, causes V-tach.
281
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,256
You'd think she'd get crush
syndrome after she was crushed,
282
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,349
not two days later.
283
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:11,760
Microvascular occlusions, takes
that long for the blood to reperfuse.
284
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,994
She'd have a baggy heart.
Echo it to confirm.
285
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,401
Is crush syndrome
good or bad?
286
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,501
Does it sound good?
287
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,068
I mean, compared to the
other things it could be.
288
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,511
There are no other things it could be.
289
00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,208
Then why
are you testing her?
290
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,080
Excellent question.
291
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:38,886
What? What is it?
292
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,787
The heart's fine.
293
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,725
Why is she sweating?
294
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,719
Her fever's back.
295
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,288
Why would
her fever be back?
296
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:48,990
I can't say.
297
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,729
You don't know?
298
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,295
Well, I know. I just can't
say, 'cause you'll hit me.
299
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,241
Let's discuss this
in front of witnesses.
300
00:17:58,377 --> 00:17:59,503
The DT's?
301
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,045
So, she's
an alcoholic now?
302
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,877
Her first fever was from the
medication for her depression.
303
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:04,973
Or you're wrong.
304
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:08,253
The second fever was from the
self-medication for depression.
305
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,378
This is insane.
306
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:12,146
You don't think I would have
noticed her being constantly drunk?
307
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,953
You were practically living with
Sylvia Plath. You didn't notice that.
308
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,584
Tone it down
or I will hit you.
309
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,425
Fine. I'll do
liver enzyme tests.
310
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:22,399
Liver enzymes can also be elevated
from musculoskeletal trauma.
311
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,902
They'd be there whether she
had a drinking problem or not.
312
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:28,235
They don't know that.
Just pretend to confirm.
313
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,296
What's the treatment?
314
00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,568
She's not
an alcoholic.
315
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,837
Hair of the dog.
IV alcohol.
316
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,440
Taper it off
after a few days.
317
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,504
She's sick and traumatized and half dead,
318
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,345
you wanna
make her drunk?
319
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,816
Just do it.
320
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,977
You can't do this. We lived
together. We were gonna have kids.
321
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:44,282
You barely even
know her.
322
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,654
Apparently,
neither did you.
323
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,342
Hello?
324
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,944
Hi, can I speak to
Trevor Kaufman?
325
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,081
Yo, yo. This is Trev.
What up?
326
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:23,322
This is Dr. Gregory House. Can
you come in tomorrow to interview?
327
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,919
House? Are you serious? Awesome!
328
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,522
Hey, I got
the House interview!
329
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,534
Oh, look at me,
I got the House interview!
330
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,536
Shut up! Would you shut up? I'm so cool.
331
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:33,900
Hey, give me
the phone back.
332
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,633
Give the phone back,
seriously, man.
333
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,869
I got a page.
334
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:42,971
No, you didn't.
335
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,242
They called a code.
336
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,783
No, they didn't.
337
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,984
You got a page,
but not from us.
338
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:06,030
Did you ever see
Raid on Entebbe?
339
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,128
Yeah.
340
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,798
In the end they release the hostages.
341
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,637
How's that working
for you?
342
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,199
The Ugandans
played fair.
343
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,279
They didn't move the
hostages on the Israelis.
344
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:19,040
Once again, I'm in awe of the
kidnapper's tactical brilliance.
345
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:24,187
What is El Fuego Del Amor,
and why do you need 10 of them?
346
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,125
It's a telenovela.
347
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:29,787
I'm learning Spanish.
348
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,723
Say adiós.
349
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,491
Are you
erasing my TiVo?
350
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,692
House, not the season finale!
351
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,826
I don't negotiate
with terrorists.
352
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,761
I smoke them out
of their hidey-holes.
353
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,865
Do you know what terrorists
do when you don't negotiate?
354
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:45,341
They terrorize.
355
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,037
Bring it on.
356
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:56,048
Fever's down. Sweating is
abated. Heart's working fine.
357
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,684
I guess House
was right, again.
358
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,350
That's good news, right?
359
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,450
It is good news.
360
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,392
So, what does this mean,
she's an alcoholic?
361
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,760
There's no other
explanation?
362
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,567
No, sorry.
363
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,398
It doesn't make
any sense.
364
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:15,201
Dr. Cuddy, she's doing this
thing with her mouth again.
365
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,034
It's been on and off
for the last couple of hours.
366
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,046
Is she trying to talk?
367
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,211
No.
368
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,212
I think she's screaming.
369
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,124
Morning.
370
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,388
Huh!
371
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,020
Where did you come from?
372
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,759
Apes, if you believe
the Democrats.
373
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,028
I heard you were there
when I was proven right.
374
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,434
The alcohol treatment took away
the heart and fever problems.
375
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,167
Yes, I was also there
when you were proven wrong.
376
00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:52,175
She'd been silently screaming for two hours.
377
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,145
Amylase and lipase are through
the roof. She has pancreatitis.
378
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,148
IV alcohol could cause pancreatitis.
379
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,444
Okay.
380
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:09,888
You're not gonna
argue with me?
381
00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:11,155
No.
382
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,218
You think I'm right?
383
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:13,389
No.
384
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,363
Why not?
No.
385
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:18,192
That's not really
a yes or no question.
386
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,364
Which is why
I'm not answering it.
387
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,738
If it's not the IV alcohol, it's gotta be...
388
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,400
Not interested.
389
00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:27,943
If I'm wrong,
390
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:29,975
she's gonna die.
391
00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:31,905
Are you sure you're still Dean of Medicine?
392
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:36,044
I'm not interested in arguing because
I'm not interested in enabling you.
393
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:40,080
You need someone to bounce
ideas off of. You need a team.
394
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:44,557
Don't follow me.
395
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:50,332
MAO inhibitor
caused the fever,
396
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:51,960
alcohol caused
the pancreatitis,
397
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,268
alcohol withdrawal
caused the V-tach.
398
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,202
Your logic is irrefutable.
399
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:00,767
You're wrong.
400
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,778
Well, who are you gonna
believe? A classic toy,
401
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,373
or a woman who, if she had
any confidence in her ideas,
402
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:09,386
wouldn't feel the need to
distract you with a water bra?
403
00:23:09,454 --> 00:23:11,183
Are you really just gonna
treat the pancreatitis?
404
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,486
Are you here
to enable me?
405
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,220
I don't want her to die
because you're stubborn.
406
00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:19,491
Wow. So, you can enable and
rationalize at the same time.
407
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:20,656
Guess you are still
Dean of Medicine.
408
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,597
If you're right,
then this guy,
409
00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:27,127
who's not an ass, who's not a
workaholic, who's not a sociopath,
410
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,175
has somehow missed both her
depression and severe alcoholism.
411
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:34,473
Yes. Imagine that,
a couple with secrets!
412
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,672
Why would she lie?
413
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:40,183
Okay, alcoholism, you don't
wanna advertise, but...
414
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:47,686
If you're right, there'd be
an abnormality on the pancreas.
415
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,488
At least do an MRI
to confirm.
416
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:13,475
Oh, my God!
417
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,717
This guy
means business.
418
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:21,156
Or guys, could be
multiple guys.
419
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:23,217
Or gal. Who knows?
420
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,532
All I can say is,
this reeks of boldness.
421
00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,363
I am not hiring a team.
422
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:37,302
You ever tighten a guitar
string really, really slowly?
423
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:40,173
Past the point
it can handle the strain?
424
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,873
It makes this weird sound,
425
00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:46,081
almost like a scream.
426
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:01,093
I thought
this was gonna be fun.
427
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:05,761
I mess with you, you mess with
me, eventually you give in.
428
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:10,903
But you've shown a startling lack
of humor, which got me thinking.
429
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,067
Oh, God.
430
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,577
What's the real reason
you won't hire a team?
431
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,374
I told you.
I don't need a team.
432
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,416
Then hire three people and
let them sit on their asses.
433
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,541
That wouldn't be right.
434
00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,178
Three years ago, you hired
a team. What's changed?
435
00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:25,781
I've become a man of
principle. I've gotten smarter.
436
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,586
What answer will make
Socrates shut up?
437
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,422
What's changed is,
you hired a team.
438
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,225
You connected with a team,
you worked with a team
439
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,095
and you lost a team.
440
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,094
Damn.
441
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,295
There's no abnormalities
in her pancreas.
442
00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:43,773
You fall in love. You get married.
50º/º chance it'll end in misery.
443
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,604
Hiring employees
can be even tougher,
444
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,406
because you know, eventually,
they're gonna leave.
445
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,643
There's increased T2 signal
on her hepatic capsule,
446
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,775
if you know what I mean.
447
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:57,219
You got hurt.
Get over it.
448
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:02,120
Now, if you'll excuse me,
449
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,321
my patient's about to start
bleeding out of her mouth and anus.
450
00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,439
Internal bleeding.
451
00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:23,012
Not anymore. Now it's
all over the place.
452
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:24,411
Why are you here?
453
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,013
That's my patient
down there.
454
00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,642
You're here
because I'm here.
455
00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,817
I am done enabling you.
456
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:34,818
I know.
457
00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:45,701
The alcohol didn't cause the
pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did.
458
00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,431
The question is, what
caused the internal bleeding?
459
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:48,597
I hate myself.
460
00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:50,607
You do know that the patient
had a building lying on her.
461
00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:51,664
Four days ago.
462
00:26:51,743 --> 00:26:53,040
Bleeding can start
at any time.
463
00:26:53,111 --> 00:26:54,442
She's bleeding
from five different sites.
464
00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:56,343
Do you think they synchronized their watches?
465
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,177
She got Warfarin
after her hip surgery.
466
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,717
It's designed to mess with bleeding patterns.
467
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,548
Fever, heart
and bleeding.
468
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:04,986
Three problems, three completely
different explanations.
469
00:27:05,056 --> 00:27:07,047
She must be the unluckiest
woman in the world.
470
00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:09,388
I only cling
to this crazy theory
471
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,520
because it's been proven
right every step of the way.
472
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:12,722
Each treatment worked.
473
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,458
Yes. She looks
perfectly healthy.
474
00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:18,400
This much bleeding is a
symptom of something more.
475
00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:20,562
And you need a team,
because you're wrong
476
00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:22,367
and you're gonna
kill this woman.
477
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:33,039
If I had a team, this patient would be dead,
478
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:34,779
because they'd be here
instead of me
479
00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:37,855
and they wouldn't notice the
size of this woman's uterus.
480
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:47,394
Hi. How's it going?
Mind if I observe?
481
00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:51,459
Got a big room up top with
a big window just for that.
482
00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:52,968
Stop that.
483
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,566
You wanna look at vaginas,
there are websites for that.
484
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:58,370
You think
I'm made of money?
485
00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:01,306
Can you get him
out of here?
486
00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:05,975
Enlarged uterus means that
she was recently pregnant.
487
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:10,043
She's a good liar, but I doubt she
can hide a baby from her boyfriend.
488
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:17,655
Scraping in the uterus indicates
that she had an abortion,
489
00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:19,627
and nothing
in her medical history.
490
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,289
Only one reason
to hide an abortion.
491
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,129
Boyfriend wants babies,
she doesn't.
492
00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:24,292
She's bleeding everywhere.
493
00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:27,394
Unless the guy was performing
an abortion with a shotgun...
494
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:28,769
Stop enabling him.
495
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,635
It's not the abortion,
it's what she did after.
496
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,506
The boyfriend would have
noticed condoms,
497
00:28:33,578 --> 00:28:35,375
he would notice
abstinence.
498
00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:38,373
He would not
notice the pill,
499
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:41,609
which means
I don't need a team!
500
00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:50,491
Hey, where's your mother
in common law?
501
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:53,359
Dr. House,
this is Doug McMurtry.
502
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:56,127
His girlfriend was working with Megan when...
503
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,696
She's dead?
504
00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,499
She passed
this morning.
505
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,564
Well, then why
are you still here?
506
00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:08,676
I need the old lady's
consent to do some treatment.
507
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:10,645
What'd you find out?
508
00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:14,048
I wish I could tell you, but
since you're not legally related...
509
00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:16,052
What the hell
did you find out?
510
00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:21,857
Your girlfriend
had an abortion.
511
00:29:24,996 --> 00:29:27,157
See why
I didn't tell you?
512
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,227
I'd be insane to also tell
you that she's on the pill.
513
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,165
No, she's not.
514
00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:37,503
If they'd known
she was on it,
515
00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:40,738
they wouldn't have given her a
blood thinner after her hip surgery.
516
00:29:40,845 --> 00:29:42,904
The combination
caused the bleeding.
517
00:29:43,014 --> 00:29:45,380
It's good news.
It's treatable.
518
00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:47,747
Just give her Tamoxifen, which
is normally a breast cancer...
519
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:49,183
That's not true.
520
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,319
We wanna have kids.
521
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,280
Hmm.
522
00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:58,494
See, I already did
the blood tests.
523
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:02,932
And either she lied to you,
or her blood lied to us.
524
00:30:12,043 --> 00:30:13,908
Tell Megan I'm glad
she's gonna be okay.
525
00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:25,112
How're you doing?
526
00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:27,782
I got cancer.
527
00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:31,623
You're on an oncology ward.
Everybody's got cancer.
528
00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:33,094
You want sympathy,
you ought to try
529
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:34,825
the hardly-anything-
wrong-with-me ward.
530
00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:37,959
In fact, why don't I
take you there right now?
531
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:40,196
How sick are you?
Can you walk?
532
00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:41,431
Are you a doctor?
533
00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:44,702
Admitted today. First day
of a five-day chemo course.
534
00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,801
Yeah, you can walk.
Come on, let's go.
535
00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:48,811
Does Dr. Wilson
know you're here?
536
00:30:50,081 --> 00:30:53,107
Well, if he didn't, this
would be really stupid.
537
00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:55,083
'Cause then he wouldn't
know where his patient was.
538
00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:57,781
He might think
he'd been kidnapped.
539
00:30:57,889 --> 00:31:00,289
Now the room upstairs is
bigger, it's got cable,
540
00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,791
better-looking
sponge bath nurses.
541
00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:05,658
If you feel sick, you call
me directly, not Dr. Wilson.
542
00:31:05,763 --> 00:31:08,755
He's getting his last set
of hormone shots.
543
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:21,478
You put her on Tamoxifen?
An anticancer drug?
544
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,979
It blocks
estrogen receptors.
545
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:26,210
Does it also block breathing,
and kidney function?
546
00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:27,944
She's crashing.
547
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,647
Doesn't mean
I was wrong.
548
00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:37,559
This is Dr. Marvin. We're bringing
this patient over now. Thanks.
549
00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,562
Anybody here
a doctor?
550
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,201
Kidney failure, spiking
fever, breathing difficulties.
551
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:46,736
Any theories?
552
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,266
Am I in an
M. Night Shyamalan movie?
553
00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:55,309
You're House, right?
554
00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,348
Okay, I assume you know me
555
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:02,375
because I once insulted you,
your patient, or your relatives.
556
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,887
If that's so, I apologize.
I was drunk that day.
557
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:07,480
Patient initially presented
with crush injuries.
558
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,822
I know you because Dr. Cuddy issued a memo.
559
00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:14,999
Telling you to cooperate fully with me?
560
00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,090
No.
561
00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:19,325
Figured that was
a long shot.
562
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:22,504
Anybody here
not get that memo?
563
00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,444
Fungal infection.
564
00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:36,417
Don't you have
a patient?
565
00:32:36,521 --> 00:32:38,580
She shot herself in the leg
while high on meth.
566
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,954
Wouldn't hurt her to be
in pain for a little while.
567
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,527
Fungal infection would be in her eyes by now.
568
00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:44,583
Haemophilus?
569
00:32:44,662 --> 00:32:46,152
Doesn't explain
the remitting fever.
570
00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:50,228
You've heard that I've
got a job opening, right?
571
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,201
I just care about people.
572
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,465
Acute Respiratory
Distress Syndrome.
573
00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:57,439
ARDS doesn't explain
anything, except the breathing.
574
00:32:57,542 --> 00:32:59,442
If you care about people,
you're not getting the job.
575
00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:02,308
I was lying.
Crush syndrome.
576
00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:05,876
Doesn't explain
the breathing.
577
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,508
What was the problem
with ARDS?
578
00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:08,711
Only explained
the breathing.
579
00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:09,775
The crush syndrome?
580
00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:11,082
It didn't explain
the breathing.
581
00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:13,587
Are you a fan
of symmetry?
582
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,489
Sure.
Weird.
583
00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:18,322
'Cause your eyes
are lopsided,
584
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:19,795
and by eyes
I mean breasts.
585
00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:28,136
ARDS and crush syndrome, both
reactions to severe trauma.
586
00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:29,501
Why can't she have both?
587
00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:30,598
Because...
588
00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:35,936
Because then, there's nothing we could do.
589
00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:40,815
Boy, you remind me
of someone.
590
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,115
Send me your résumé.
591
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:46,156
I'll put it on top of the pile
that I'm never gonna look at.
592
00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,127
I couldn't leave.
593
00:33:57,835 --> 00:34:00,804
You don't seem like the type of
person who would give up on giving up.
594
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:02,866
I love her.
595
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:04,469
You loved somebody.
596
00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:07,772
Somebody who didn't drink,
wanted to have babies
597
00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:09,312
and wasn't miserable.
598
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,677
I know she lied, but...
599
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,979
What are you doing? Why are
you saying these things to him?
600
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:19,415
The woman you love doesn't
exist. This woman is dying.
601
00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:24,124
She has Acute Respiratory Distress
Syndrome and crush syndrome.
602
00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:25,719
Her body's
basically giving up.
603
00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:29,823
We can keep her on supported
dialysis and hope for the best.
604
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:39,070
Never mind. She has a lump in her arm.
605
00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:41,969
Does that mean
you're wrong?
606
00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:44,844
Well, that'd be
good news for you guys.
607
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,383
We'll know
after a biopsy.
608
00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:53,789
Which patient is that?
609
00:34:55,326 --> 00:34:56,850
Megan...
House's patient.
610
00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:57,986
Yeah.
611
00:34:58,062 --> 00:35:00,155
Didn't you get my memo? Sure.
612
00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:01,858
Got both memos.
613
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,593
Both.
614
00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:07,997
And the second memo said
to ignore the first memo.
615
00:35:08,072 --> 00:35:10,404
Yeah, seemed odd.
616
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:12,435
I did an MRI and...
617
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:14,034
Of course you did.
618
00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:16,437
What'd you find?
619
00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:17,708
It's kind of freaky.
620
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,682
She's got growths
all over the place.
621
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:25,778
She's got tumors?
622
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,222
Not exactly.
623
00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:30,783
The growths are
eosinophilic granulomas.
624
00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:34,194
They are usually
from allergic reactions,
625
00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,698
so I'm putting her
on steroids.
626
00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:38,234
Allergy to what?
She doesn't have allergies.
627
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,262
We don't know.
628
00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:42,568
Unfortunately, the only
drug she's had enough of
629
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,835
to have this kind of
reaction is cephalosporin.
630
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,307
And why is that
unfortunate?
631
00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:48,140
'Cause she was on it
two months ago.
632
00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:49,338
That's what
you mean, right?
633
00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:51,642
She took it for strep throat
so she can't be allergic to it.
634
00:35:51,749 --> 00:35:52,841
It would seem so.
635
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,180
What is this hospital
doing to her?
636
00:35:55,286 --> 00:35:58,449
She has had three separate medical disasters,
637
00:35:58,523 --> 00:36:02,425
and now she's dying of an
allergy she can't possibly have?
638
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,111
Mr. Lee.
I just have to check...
639
00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:34,854
Sam? Are you okay?
640
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:43,557
What are you
doing here?
641
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,033
I was taking a nap.
642
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,899
Where's my patient?
643
00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:51,839
You stole my patient.
644
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:54,135
You kidnapped my guitar.
645
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,372
Give him back.
646
00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,004
Only when you
give her back.
647
00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:58,548
It's a she?
648
00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:00,378
It's certainly
not a dude.
649
00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:03,248
It's a guitar.
You took a human being!
650
00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:05,684
Now who doesn't have
a sense of humor?
651
00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,422
I'm monitoring
the guy remotely.
652
00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:11,654
What, are you listening for
the distant sound of screaming?
653
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,128
The nurses know
to call me.
654
00:37:13,197 --> 00:37:14,755
They don't know
who he is!
655
00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:17,891
His name's right there on the
chart. Now go away. I'm working.
656
00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:20,869
They give him the wrong meds, who
the hell knows what's gonna happen?
657
00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:24,772
House!
658
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,937
Bad things
would happen.
659
00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:34,817
He's in Room 318.
660
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,330
What are you
giving Megan?
661
00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:52,562
Megan? Nothing.
662
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,732
Nothing? What's going on?
What's wrong with her?
663
00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:58,672
Her? Nothing.
664
00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,403
Then why are you
giving her drugs?
665
00:38:00,478 --> 00:38:03,072
Just some amphetamines
to wake her up.
666
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:06,480
Everything could be
explained by her lying to you.
667
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:09,617
The anti-depressants,
the drinking, the pill,
668
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:11,983
until now.
669
00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:16,251
Now she's allergic to something the
chart says she's not allergic to.
670
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:21,094
That's not her lying, that's the
chart lying, which doesn't make sense.
671
00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,862
You know Liz Masters?
672
00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:30,133
No. Yeah, she worked with Megan.
673
00:38:30,207 --> 00:38:32,368
That was her boyfriend
you met outside the morgue.
674
00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:33,432
Mmm.
675
00:38:34,545 --> 00:38:36,308
This is her chart.
676
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:41,941
She's on MAO inhibitors for
depression. She's on the pill.
677
00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:44,317
She had an abortion
a month ago,
678
00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:46,185
and she's allergic
to cephalosporin.
679
00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:48,884
What's going on here? What,
are you saying this isn't Megan?
680
00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,028
Yes.
681
00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:02,969
Ben?
682
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,098
Since when?
683
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,575
Since right before I began
pretending I loved it.
684
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:10,238
She's the same size as Megan, the
same build, the same hair color.
685
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,146
They were both horribly
injured, unrecognizably.
686
00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:15,310
EMT teams do not
second-guess
687
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:17,877
family members' identifications
at accident scenes.
688
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,758
No. Liz died yesterday.
This isn't Liz.
689
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:27,524
I know Megan.
690
00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:32,331
I know her hair, I know
her hands, I know her smell.
691
00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:38,499
What's your name?
692
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:44,875
Liz.
693
00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,710
Oh, God!
694
00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,554
Your girlfriend
never lied to you.
695
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,568
Oh, God.
696
00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:55,315
I did it
all by myself, Mommy.
697
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,784
You talking to me?
698
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:01,555
Go away.
699
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,662
I did it
all by myself, Mommy.
700
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:14,865
How'd you know
it was me?
701
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:18,339
There's a scent given off
by wounded feral cats.
702
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:20,309
You were wrong.
703
00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:23,403
I got everything right,
just treated the wrong...
704
00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:25,345
They had
a good relationship.
705
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,576
He couldn't
even identify her.
706
00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,915
And you were wrong about
needing a team. She almost died.
707
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,545
So, I almost need a team.
708
00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:36,183
You were content with your
"people are idiots" theory.
709
00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:37,921
But Cameron would
never have accepted
710
00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:40,428
that this guy knew nothing
about the love of his life.
711
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,190
And as soon as you claimed
it was multiple conditions,
712
00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:46,566
Foreman would have done
anything to prove you wrong,
713
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,230
and then Chase would have done
anything to prove you right.
714
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,674
Any one of them would
have solved this days ago.
715
00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:57,036
Hire a team.
716
00:41:57,915 --> 00:42:00,179
I don't care
how you do it.
717
00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:03,018
Just do it.
718
00:42:07,491 --> 00:42:09,755
Sometimes I am wrong.
719
00:42:11,428 --> 00:42:13,828
I have a gift
for observation.
720
00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:19,068
For reading people and situations,
but sometimes I am wrong.
721
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:23,298
This will be the longest
job interview of your life.
722
00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,238
I will test you in ways
723
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:30,474
that you will often consider
unfair, demeaning and illegal.
724
00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:33,373
And you'll often be right.
725
00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:35,679
Look to your left.
726
00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,287
Now look to your right.
727
00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,481
By the end of six weeks,
728
00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:43,926
one of you will be gone,
729
00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:47,288
as will 28 more of you.
730
00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:50,991
Wear a cup.