1 00:00:05,356 --> 00:00:07,961 Yeah, I said I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling too hot. 2 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:10,752 You're sneezing, you can do that in a movie theater. 3 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:13,887 Yeah, and I will be in a nice soft chair when I collapse. I'm exhausted Dave. 4 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:15,238 Come on. We're gonna be late. 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,248 Episode four, never comes to the big screen. 6 00:00:17,288 --> 00:00:19,187 This is the pre-lucas-ized version, remember? 7 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:20,852 None of that greedo shooting first crap. 8 00:00:20,930 --> 00:00:21,933 Go without me. 9 00:00:21,991 --> 00:00:24,248 What are you talking about? You love Star Wars. 10 00:00:25,294 --> 00:00:26,299 Don't you? 11 00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:27,574 Ben. 12 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:29,826 - Since when? - Since just before 13 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,445 I started pretending I loved it. 14 00:00:34,342 --> 00:00:36,290 I'm sorry. I was just trying to be supportive. 15 00:00:36,509 --> 00:00:37,744 Fine. I'll go alone. 16 00:00:51,247 --> 00:00:53,292 - Baby, I'm sorry. - Me too. 17 00:00:53,325 --> 00:00:55,088 I'm so woozy I can hardly think. 18 00:00:55,182 --> 00:00:56,239 We'll hang out at home. 19 00:00:56,315 --> 00:00:57,665 No, you should go. 20 00:00:59,389 --> 00:01:00,944 Did you just feel something? 21 00:01:01,347 --> 00:01:02,872 Feel? Like what? 22 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:04,890 - Is there an earthquake? - In New Jersey? 23 00:01:04,927 --> 00:01:06,413 - Oh, God. - What? 24 00:01:06,508 --> 00:01:07,962 I think I'm, like, 25 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,379 hallucinating. 26 00:01:14,655 --> 00:01:15,832 Call 911. 27 00:01:55,682 --> 00:02:00,698 Transcript: swsub. com Sync: BlueDoc, ¤AkaZab¤ 28 00:02:38,689 --> 00:02:40,061 26-year-old female, 29 00:02:40,089 --> 00:02:43,008 gas main exploded under her building. She was pulled out of the rubble 30 00:02:43,066 --> 00:02:44,363 after six hours. 31 00:02:53,539 --> 00:02:56,144 Two surgeries for multiple fractures and burns. 32 00:02:56,188 --> 00:02:57,678 I'm thinking the broken bones 33 00:02:57,736 --> 00:02:59,886 are a response to the building falling on her head. 34 00:03:04,437 --> 00:03:05,604 And the fever? 35 00:03:05,723 --> 00:03:08,441 She's the only collapse victim whose body temperature... 36 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,888 Put her on antipyretics. 37 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,799 Already have. 38 00:03:14,898 --> 00:03:17,188 The fever is holding at 104. 39 00:03:17,278 --> 00:03:18,431 Fluctuating consciousness. 40 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,523 I can't take the case. I don't have a team. 41 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:21,962 So hire a team. 44 00:03:25,657 --> 00:03:27,432 You test drive a car before you buy it. 45 00:03:27,454 --> 00:03:28,903 You have sex before you get married, 46 00:03:28,967 --> 00:03:31,687 I can't hire a team based on a ten-minute interview. 47 00:03:31,934 --> 00:03:33,825 What if I don't like having sex with them? 48 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,662 You've spent the last two weeks doing absolutely nothing. 49 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:46,896 Concert is over. 50 00:03:46,941 --> 00:03:50,045 In what twisted universe does mastering 51 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:51,962 Eddie Van Halen's two-handed arpeggio 52 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,412 technique count as absolutely nothing? 53 00:03:54,559 --> 00:03:57,085 Take the case or you will spend the next month 54 00:03:57,123 --> 00:04:00,016 helping the collapse team change bandages. 55 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:02,447 I diagnose her. 56 00:04:02,485 --> 00:04:03,489 Alone. 57 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:04,897 By the end of the day, 58 00:04:05,283 --> 00:04:06,691 you go away for a week. 59 00:04:08,785 --> 00:04:09,789 Done. 60 00:04:16,883 --> 00:04:17,886 It's not gonna work. 61 00:04:17,929 --> 00:04:19,777 If he solves the case, we cure the girl. 62 00:04:19,812 --> 00:04:21,278 And prove he doesn't need a team. 63 00:04:21,311 --> 00:04:23,125 He's not gonna solve the case. Not that fast. 64 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:23,938 Why not. 65 00:04:23,957 --> 00:04:26,328 Because he needs a team! And this'll prove to him. 66 00:04:26,385 --> 00:04:28,473 You wanna change his mind about something you need 67 00:04:28,514 --> 00:04:30,482 a more convincing argument and "you promised." 68 00:04:32,659 --> 00:04:33,663 Fever, 69 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,717 non-responsive to antibiotics and antipyretics. 70 00:04:38,062 --> 00:04:40,352 Fluctuating consciousness. 71 00:04:40,774 --> 00:04:41,777 Go! 72 00:04:45,341 --> 00:04:46,344 You talking to me? 73 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:51,760 Yes. 74 00:04:53,512 --> 00:04:55,059 Imagine that 75 00:04:55,406 --> 00:04:57,296 the roof of the storage closet 76 00:04:57,453 --> 00:04:59,947 collapses on your favorite floor buffer. 77 00:05:00,117 --> 00:05:01,420 Which then starts overheating. 78 00:05:01,478 --> 00:05:03,156 Why would I have a favorite floor buffer? 79 00:05:05,190 --> 00:05:06,194 Okay. 80 00:05:06,728 --> 00:05:08,818 Maybe the electrical works got banged up 81 00:05:08,857 --> 00:05:10,940 in there from stuff falling on it. 82 00:05:11,082 --> 00:05:12,162 Interesting. 83 00:05:12,515 --> 00:05:16,181 Brain damage leading to hypothalamic dysregulation. 84 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,339 If you're brought in covered in rubble, 85 00:05:20,373 --> 00:05:22,881 it's all about the MRI's. We'd have seen that. Come on! 86 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,042 You gotta earn that fiver. 87 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,083 Or stuff 88 00:05:25,141 --> 00:05:26,796 leaked in the holes, messing it up. 89 00:05:26,854 --> 00:05:30,056 Lacerations leave multiple portals for infection. 90 00:05:30,118 --> 00:05:32,300 Bacterial would have responded to the antibiotics. 91 00:05:32,335 --> 00:05:33,840 Too high for viral. 92 00:05:34,221 --> 00:05:36,403 Parasites or Fungus is possible. 93 00:05:36,481 --> 00:05:37,764 Or maybe Lupus. 94 00:05:41,251 --> 00:05:42,447 My grandma has Lupus. 95 00:05:43,972 --> 00:05:45,072 Okay, autoimmune. 96 00:05:45,143 --> 00:05:47,952 I'll run a lupus panel. Infection fits best. 97 00:05:48,103 --> 00:05:49,827 Complete history would be helpful. 98 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:53,097 Which leads to the worst part of the job. 99 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,434 Dealing with the floor buffer's family. 100 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:01,192 We talked every couple of weeks, 101 00:06:01,233 --> 00:06:03,159 but ben would know better than I... 102 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,894 No farms, no travel anywhere weird. 103 00:06:04,995 --> 00:06:06,635 You get that, Dr. Buffer? 104 00:06:07,895 --> 00:06:09,284 No travel, no farm. 105 00:06:10,456 --> 00:06:13,256 The file says she was sick before the building collapsed. 106 00:06:13,288 --> 00:06:14,670 I figured it was just a cold. 107 00:06:14,784 --> 00:06:16,031 Why do you think's related? 108 00:06:16,155 --> 00:06:17,737 Her being sick and her being sick? 109 00:06:17,949 --> 00:06:18,971 Often is. 110 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:21,805 She was unconscious when I found her. 111 00:06:22,701 --> 00:06:23,704 We'd been fighting. 112 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,647 I just want to... 113 00:06:26,789 --> 00:06:28,529 Just tell me she's gonna be okay. 114 00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:30,597 I'm not even sure you're gonna be okay. 115 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:37,997 We're gonna make her all better. 116 00:06:40,621 --> 00:06:41,624 Showoff. 117 00:06:41,689 --> 00:06:43,078 You oughta be nicer to people. 118 00:06:43,951 --> 00:06:44,955 Where are we going? 119 00:06:46,033 --> 00:06:48,824 You know how the laughter of little children is infectious? 120 00:06:48,881 --> 00:06:51,099 Parasites and Fungi are even more so. 121 00:06:51,129 --> 00:06:53,657 We're gonna find out which one is making her brain bubble over. 122 00:06:53,686 --> 00:06:54,688 Where, the building? 123 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:56,165 EPA's doing that job for us. 124 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:57,401 They say it's clean. 125 00:06:57,437 --> 00:07:00,350 Which means we're making a pilgrimage to castle blackberry. 126 00:07:00,656 --> 00:07:01,967 Her name's Bradbury. 127 00:07:02,061 --> 00:07:03,748 - I should ask them for keys. - No need. 128 00:07:03,822 --> 00:07:06,229 I'm sure we can find a large rock somewhere. 129 00:07:06,909 --> 00:07:09,445 I'm not breaking in to somebody's house. 130 00:07:11,483 --> 00:07:12,791 I got principles. 131 00:07:15,198 --> 00:07:17,398 I got some loose change here says you don't. 132 00:07:19,153 --> 00:07:20,406 I'm not doing this. 133 00:07:21,405 --> 00:07:22,498 For less than a 50. 134 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:28,174 Where's the restaurant? 135 00:07:28,676 --> 00:07:29,676 What restaurant? 136 00:07:30,236 --> 00:07:32,562 The one you said you were taking me to for lunch. 137 00:07:34,202 --> 00:07:35,471 This one's Homier. 138 00:07:36,602 --> 00:07:38,192 Dibs on the cold pizza. 139 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:45,700 I'm sure it looked easier on youtube. 140 00:07:59,171 --> 00:08:00,748 You don't need a team. 141 00:08:00,935 --> 00:08:02,996 You can't even get arrested without company. 142 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:04,970 You're right. Only one solution. 143 00:08:05,312 --> 00:08:06,919 Never replace them. Ever. 144 00:08:08,162 --> 00:08:09,494 Do you need help? 145 00:08:10,418 --> 00:08:12,139 Patronize the poor cripple. 146 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,613 - Let me get that. - I got it. 147 00:08:15,671 --> 00:08:16,928 Will you... Let me... 148 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,135 Just let me get it. 149 00:08:23,221 --> 00:08:24,437 I'll check the bedroom. 150 00:08:29,665 --> 00:08:32,357 Some interesting mold on the windowsill here! 151 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:34,395 It's gonna take me a while. 152 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:36,423 I'll cover the bathroom. 153 00:09:14,743 --> 00:09:16,239 She had a secret diary. 154 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,466 Is there any other kind? 155 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,008 What are you doing? 156 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:23,269 There's a sale on liquid tide. 157 00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:27,241 If you're broke, I can lend you a tiny bit of the money I owe you. 158 00:09:27,286 --> 00:09:29,733 No, no, I wouldn't put you in that position. 159 00:09:29,842 --> 00:09:31,457 What does the diary say? 160 00:09:31,592 --> 00:09:33,789 It's basically a list of her sexual encounters. 161 00:09:33,903 --> 00:09:36,667 Boys, girls, vibrating appliances. 162 00:09:36,733 --> 00:09:39,044 If it was, you'd be quoting, not summarizing. 163 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,464 This is a parade of sad banalities. 164 00:09:41,534 --> 00:09:42,884 "I can hardly get out of bed. 165 00:09:42,923 --> 00:09:46,079 Feeling blue." Then, three months ago, 166 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:48,342 turns into a parade of happy banalities. 167 00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:49,822 "Starting to turn the corner. 168 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,091 Job's looking up." 169 00:09:51,138 --> 00:09:54,060 We can stop swabbing. Her clich's are getting healthier. 170 00:09:54,118 --> 00:09:56,174 Or she's less depressed. 171 00:09:56,398 --> 00:09:59,244 - Aren't there pills that do that? - Antidepressants don't cause fever. 172 00:09:59,263 --> 00:10:00,265 Not on their own. 173 00:10:00,286 --> 00:10:02,784 But the ER didn't know she was on MAO inhibitors, 174 00:10:02,805 --> 00:10:04,369 so they gave her demerol. 175 00:10:04,430 --> 00:10:05,851 It's a nasty combo. 176 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:08,312 So all you have to do is convince this kid 177 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:10,316 that his girlfriend had a secret doctor, 178 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:12,916 and a secret stash, and a secret life. 179 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:16,764 It's been a while since a patient took a swing at you. Can I watch? 180 00:10:16,829 --> 00:10:18,629 I only have to convince the mother. 181 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,547 Actually... 182 00:10:21,878 --> 00:10:23,327 I don't have to convince anyone. 183 00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:25,923 This it total crap. 184 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,890 If she was seeing a psychiatrist, I'd know. 185 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,391 If she was on drugs, I'd know. 186 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,945 Mrs. Bradbury, please sign the form 187 00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:33,443 so we can start the dialysis. 188 00:10:33,511 --> 00:10:34,996 But why antidepressants? 189 00:10:35,046 --> 00:10:36,357 I don't understand! 190 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,109 Mrs. Bradbury, please sign the forms so we can start the dialysis. 191 00:10:40,155 --> 00:10:41,254 Stop saying that. 192 00:10:41,321 --> 00:10:43,370 Dr. Buffer, what is going on? 193 00:10:43,452 --> 00:10:44,841 What aren't you telling us? 194 00:10:46,894 --> 00:10:47,997 He's a janitor? 195 00:10:48,055 --> 00:10:50,224 More significantly, a blabbermouth. 196 00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:51,637 House, shut up! 197 00:10:53,022 --> 00:10:56,306 I am very sorry how Dr. House handled this. 198 00:10:56,352 --> 00:10:58,444 It is completely unforgivable. 199 00:11:00,652 --> 00:11:01,909 Except if he's right. 200 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:04,357 Dialysis will filter her blood. 201 00:11:04,395 --> 00:11:05,694 There's nothing to filter. 202 00:11:06,035 --> 00:11:07,124 Save her life. 203 00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:08,507 She wasn't depressed. 204 00:11:08,569 --> 00:11:10,473 I'm miserable around Ben. 205 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:15,004 Not me. I like Ben. 206 00:11:15,469 --> 00:11:16,858 February 12th. 207 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:20,822 Either she's depressed, or she just thinks you're a jerk. 208 00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:24,289 Neither suggests that you should be the one directing her medical treatment. 209 00:11:24,838 --> 00:11:27,457 Does the diary say my daughter's taking these drugs? 210 00:11:27,501 --> 00:11:28,509 No, but medically... 211 00:11:28,547 --> 00:11:30,070 Did you find drugs in their home? 212 00:11:30,128 --> 00:11:32,166 She's probably hiding them in her purse. 213 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:35,276 I thought it would be rude to go searching under 1,000 tons of rubble. 214 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,106 This was months ago. We were in a fight. Doesn't mean she's depressed, 215 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,618 and doesn't mean she doesn't love me. 216 00:11:39,638 --> 00:11:43,008 Fine, maybe the diary proves nothing. On the other hand, half the country's 217 00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:44,513 on antidepressants. 218 00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:46,714 And it fits her symptoms perfectly. 219 00:11:51,568 --> 00:11:55,835 No ring on your daughter's finger means you make the decisions. 220 00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,314 I'm not... 221 00:11:57,923 --> 00:12:00,481 sure that I know her well enough anymore. 222 00:12:00,514 --> 00:12:02,063 You really wanna risk her life 223 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,669 on how wellheknows her? 224 00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:53,753 You idiot. 225 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,224 Listen carefully, and no one will get hurt. 226 00:12:56,781 --> 00:12:58,653 You must follow these instructions. 227 00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:01,628 Any attempt to contact the FBI. 228 00:13:01,706 --> 00:13:03,700 Or other law enforcement agencies 229 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,016 or... Cutty... 230 00:13:05,389 --> 00:13:07,002 Will be met with... 231 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:09,918 A large Coke. 232 00:13:10,009 --> 00:13:11,032 No ice. 233 00:13:12,104 --> 00:13:13,117 Give it back. 234 00:13:13,445 --> 00:13:14,448 What happened? 235 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,272 Did someone... 236 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,302 Kidnap your guitar? 237 00:13:18,419 --> 00:13:21,562 A $12,000 1967 flying V? 238 00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:23,473 - Or something? - Where'd you hide it? 239 00:13:23,649 --> 00:13:26,956 I'm flattered you would consider me this bold and brilliant. 240 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,593 No, 'cause it takes... 241 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,298 It takes a criminal mastermind 242 00:13:32,418 --> 00:13:35,452 to pull off a heist from an unlocked, unguarded room down the hall. 243 00:13:35,497 --> 00:13:36,717 What do you want? 244 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,096 Me? Nothing. 245 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,471 But I'm sure the kidnapper wants what every kidnapper wants. 246 00:13:42,812 --> 00:13:44,497 To see you interview five to seven 247 00:13:44,563 --> 00:13:46,107 well-qualified fellowship candidates. 248 00:13:46,149 --> 00:13:47,671 I don't need a team. 249 00:13:47,728 --> 00:13:49,911 You were bouncing ideas off a janitor. 250 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,428 And solved the case! 251 00:13:55,898 --> 00:13:56,902 Hi. 252 00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:58,774 I'm Dr. Cuddy. 253 00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,537 If you can hear what I'm saying, blink once. 254 00:14:05,254 --> 00:14:07,667 You can't talk right now. You have a tube down your throat 255 00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:09,086 and try not to move your head. 256 00:14:09,153 --> 00:14:10,928 You've been in a terrible accident. 257 00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:12,277 But it looks like you will have 258 00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:13,742 no permanent injuries. 259 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,414 You've had a bad fever, but it's gone now. 260 00:14:16,472 --> 00:14:18,884 I've been here the whole time, honey, okay? I'm not leaving. 261 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,361 This is very important. 262 00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:22,790 I need you to blink one for yes, 263 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,618 twice for no. 264 00:14:24,869 --> 00:14:26,873 Were you seeing a psychiatrist? 265 00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:31,168 Were you on MAO Inhibitors? 266 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,936 The antidepressant. 267 00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:37,124 Megan, it's okay. It doesn't matter, okay? 268 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,371 I love you. 269 00:14:38,992 --> 00:14:40,866 Honey? Honey, what's wrong? 270 00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:42,244 Megan, are you all right? 271 00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:43,884 What's happening? Are we upsetting her? 272 00:14:43,921 --> 00:14:46,429 Heart is beating too fast. Get the family out of here. 273 00:14:47,337 --> 00:14:48,398 Charging to 200. 274 00:14:51,637 --> 00:14:52,637 Clear! 275 00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:02,105 We shocked her back into sinus rhythm, but she's still tachycardic. 276 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,630 Fascinating. Equally fascinating is... 277 00:15:05,737 --> 00:15:06,870 Why are you here? 278 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,839 I was gonna leave you alone if you won the bet. 279 00:15:08,897 --> 00:15:09,900 But you lost. 280 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,267 I explained the fever. 281 00:15:11,338 --> 00:15:13,451 Which is all we were talking about. 282 00:15:15,309 --> 00:15:17,208 She confirmed the antidepressants. 283 00:15:17,302 --> 00:15:20,061 Go bet with someone else if you want to explain the heart problems. 284 00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:21,287 She confirmed them by winking. 285 00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:23,101 Maybe there was a cute guy across the room. 286 00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:25,983 She got better when I treated her. Even I'm not that cute. 287 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:28,043 Two unrelated symptoms, just a coincidence. 288 00:15:28,089 --> 00:15:30,573 Or you're grasping at straws to avoid admitting 289 00:15:30,628 --> 00:15:34,101 - you can't do this on your own. - Fine, what explains the fever 290 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,016 and persistent tachycardia? 291 00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:37,535 Could be anything. 292 00:15:37,699 --> 00:15:41,036 - Endocarditis. - Nope. Fever, no infection. 293 00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:44,798 Keep going, you're doing great. 294 00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:49,393 You win. 295 00:15:50,055 --> 00:15:51,058 I don't believe you. 296 00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:53,689 I'm not gonna play this game. Just give me the damn resumes. 297 00:15:57,035 --> 00:15:58,315 And my guitar. 298 00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:00,677 I don't have it. 299 00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:02,838 Although I did hear some... 300 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:06,657 Plangent strumming from under that couch earlier. 301 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:17,766 This kidnapper isn't just bold, he's diabolical. 302 00:16:17,996 --> 00:16:20,860 I guess he realized he probably shouldn't 303 00:16:20,908 --> 00:16:22,451 give it back to you until after 304 00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:24,019 you've had the interviews. 305 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,786 You didn't write anything. 306 00:16:45,079 --> 00:16:48,311 So what you're saying is you didn't find that one big explanation... 307 00:16:48,429 --> 00:16:49,782 'Cause there isn't one. 308 00:16:50,162 --> 00:16:52,173 - Clever. - Well, let's just say... 309 00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:54,755 Your antidepressant theory does explain the fever. 310 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,479 What about the heart? And don't say a building fell on her. 311 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,560 Okay... 312 00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:01,997 - A structure collapsed... - Shut up. 313 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,934 Come on, it fits. Crushed musculature releases potassium, 314 00:17:04,972 --> 00:17:06,111 causes V-TAC... 315 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:10,019 You'd think she'd get crushed syndrome after she was crushed, not 2 days later. 316 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,759 Microvascular occlusions. 317 00:17:11,926 --> 00:17:14,489 Takes that long for the blood to reperfuse. 318 00:17:15,883 --> 00:17:17,622 She'd have a baggy heart. 319 00:17:18,441 --> 00:17:20,043 Echo it to confirm. 320 00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:27,423 Is crush syndrome good or bad? 321 00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:28,710 Does it sound good? 322 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,722 I mean, compared to the other things it could be. 323 00:17:30,742 --> 00:17:33,606 - There are no other things it could be. - Then why are you testing her? 324 00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:35,208 Excellent question. 325 00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:41,450 What... What is it? 326 00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,216 The heart's fine. 327 00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,079 Why is she sweating? 328 00:17:47,076 --> 00:17:49,686 - Her fever's back. - Why would her fever be back? 329 00:17:50,393 --> 00:17:51,585 I can't say. 330 00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:52,866 You don't know? 331 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,884 I know, I just can't say. 332 00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:57,055 'Cause you'll hit me. 333 00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:00,236 Let's discuss this in front of witnesses. 334 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,968 The DT's? 335 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:03,613 So she's an alcoholic now? 336 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,387 Her first fever was from the medication for her depression. 337 00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:07,664 Or you're wrong. 338 00:18:07,747 --> 00:18:10,868 The second fever was from the self-medication for depression. 339 00:18:10,904 --> 00:18:11,982 This is insane. 340 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:14,586 You don't think I would have noticed her being constantly drunk? 341 00:18:14,643 --> 00:18:16,559 You were practically living with Sylvia Plath. 342 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,018 - You didn't notice that. - Tone it down or I will hit you. 343 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,899 Fine, I'll do liver enzyme tests. 344 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:24,697 Liver enzymes can also be elevated from musculoskeletal trauma. 345 00:18:24,848 --> 00:18:27,279 They'd be there whether she had a drinking problem or not. 346 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,768 They don't know that. 347 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:30,476 Just pretend to confirm. 348 00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:31,715 What's the treatment? 349 00:18:31,753 --> 00:18:32,925 She's not an alcoholic. 350 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,507 Hair of the dog, IV alcohol. 351 00:18:35,695 --> 00:18:37,123 Taper it off after a few days. 352 00:18:37,191 --> 00:18:38,893 She's sick and traumatized and half-dead. 353 00:18:38,937 --> 00:18:40,385 You wanna make her drunk. 354 00:18:40,835 --> 00:18:42,389 Just do it. 355 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:43,915 You can't do this. 356 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,801 We lived together, we were gonna have kids. You barely even know her. 357 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,881 Apparently, neither did you. 358 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:16,836 Hello? 359 00:19:16,868 --> 00:19:19,259 Hi, could I speak to trevor... Kaufman? 360 00:19:19,311 --> 00:19:20,338 Yo yo, it's Trev. 361 00:19:20,372 --> 00:19:21,372 What up? 362 00:19:21,602 --> 00:19:23,313 This is Dr. Gregory House. 363 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,393 Can you come in tomorrow to interview? 364 00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:27,437 House? Are you serious? 365 00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:28,541 Awesome! 366 00:19:28,612 --> 00:19:31,438 - Hey, dude, I got the House interview! - Oh, look at me! 367 00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,026 - I got the house interview! - Dude, shut up! I'm on the phone! 368 00:19:34,059 --> 00:19:35,596 - Shut up! - I'm so cool! 369 00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,497 Give me the phone back! 370 00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:43,762 I got a page. 371 00:19:44,446 --> 00:19:46,586 - No, you didn't. - They called a code. 372 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,976 No, they didn't. 373 00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:53,488 You got a page, but not from us. 374 00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:08,747 Did you ever see raid on entebbe? 375 00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:11,294 Yeah, in the end, they release the hostages. 376 00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:12,962 How's that working for you? 377 00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:14,664 The ugandans played fair. 378 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,296 They didn't move the hostages on the Israelis. 379 00:20:17,337 --> 00:20:21,394 Once again, I am in awe of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance. 380 00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:26,418 What is el fuego del amor and why do you need ten of them? 381 00:20:28,182 --> 00:20:30,717 It's a... It's a telanovela. 382 00:20:31,183 --> 00:20:32,511 I'm learning spanish. 383 00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:34,028 Say adios. 384 00:20:34,389 --> 00:20:35,872 Are you erasing my tivo? 385 00:20:36,088 --> 00:20:40,670 - House, not the season finale. - I don't negotiate with terrorists. 386 00:20:40,886 --> 00:20:43,187 I smoke them out of their hidey-holes. 387 00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:46,337 Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? 388 00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:47,597 They terrorize. 389 00:20:48,408 --> 00:20:50,688 Bring it on. 390 00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:55,820 Fever's down. 391 00:20:56,061 --> 00:20:58,094 Sweating has abated. Heart's working fine. 392 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,770 I guess House was right. 393 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,138 Again. 394 00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:03,897 That's good news, right? 395 00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:04,949 It is good news. 396 00:21:04,987 --> 00:21:06,753 So what does this mean, she's an alcoholic? 397 00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:08,383 There's no other explanation? 398 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,003 No, sorry. 399 00:21:12,076 --> 00:21:13,525 It doesn't make any sense. 400 00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:17,416 She's doing this thing with her mouth again. 401 00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:22,547 It's been on and off for the last couple hours. 402 00:21:22,691 --> 00:21:24,116 Is she trying to talk? 403 00:21:25,879 --> 00:21:26,882 No. 404 00:21:28,332 --> 00:21:29,853 I think she's screaming. 405 00:21:35,318 --> 00:21:36,427 Morning! 406 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,394 Where did you come from? 407 00:21:39,437 --> 00:21:41,483 Apes, if you believe the democrats. 408 00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:44,334 I heard you were there when I was proven right. 409 00:21:44,411 --> 00:21:46,786 The alcohol treatment took away the heart and fever problems. 410 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,528 Yes, was also there when you were proven wrong. 411 00:21:49,588 --> 00:21:52,223 She'd been silently screaming for two hours. 412 00:21:52,523 --> 00:21:54,581 Amylase and lipase are through the roof. 413 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,987 She has pancreatitis. 414 00:21:56,557 --> 00:21:58,668 IV alcohol can cause pareatitis. 415 00:21:59,571 --> 00:22:00,592 Okay. 416 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:11,201 - You're not gonna argue with me? - Nope. 417 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,493 - You think I'm right? - Nope. 418 00:22:13,853 --> 00:22:15,808 - Why not? - Nope. 419 00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:18,636 It's not really a yes or no question. 420 00:22:18,669 --> 00:22:20,723 Which is why I'm not answering it. 421 00:22:21,655 --> 00:22:23,222 If it's not the IV alcohol, 422 00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:25,510 - it's gotta be... - Not interested. 423 00:22:27,254 --> 00:22:28,593 If I'm wrong, 424 00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:30,466 she's gonna die. 425 00:22:30,621 --> 00:22:32,347 Are you sure you're still dean of medicine? 426 00:22:32,406 --> 00:22:36,319 I'm not interested in arguing because I'm not interested in enabling you. 427 00:22:36,484 --> 00:22:38,884 You need someone to bounce ideas off of. 428 00:22:39,340 --> 00:22:40,777 You need a team. 429 00:22:43,315 --> 00:22:44,813 Don't follow me. 430 00:22:48,782 --> 00:22:50,615 MAO Inhibitor caused the fever. 431 00:22:50,648 --> 00:22:55,797 Alcohol caused the pancreatitis. Alcohol withdrawal caused the V-Tach. 432 00:22:57,448 --> 00:22:59,285 Your logic is irrefutable. 433 00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:00,744 You're wrong. 434 00:23:02,227 --> 00:23:05,133 Well, who are you gonna believe? A classic toy or a woman who, 435 00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:08,287 if she had any confidence in her ideas, wouldn't feel the need to distract you 436 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,644 with a water bra? 437 00:23:09,735 --> 00:23:12,185 Are you really just gonna treat the pancreatitis? 438 00:23:12,498 --> 00:23:13,853 Are you here to enable me? 439 00:23:13,889 --> 00:23:16,602 I don't want her to die because you're stubborn. 440 00:23:16,884 --> 00:23:19,466 So you can enable and rationalize at the same time. 441 00:23:19,842 --> 00:23:22,893 - Guess you are still dean of medicine. - If you're right, then this guy, 442 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:25,625 who's not an ass, who's not a workaholic, 443 00:23:25,719 --> 00:23:28,497 who's not a sociopath, has somehow missed 444 00:23:28,536 --> 00:23:31,504 both her depression and severe alcoholism. 445 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:34,442 Yes, imagine that, a couple with secrets. 446 00:23:34,885 --> 00:23:36,839 Why would she lie? 447 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:40,708 Okay, alcoholism you don't wanna advertise, but... 448 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,998 If you're right, there'd be an abnormality on the pancreas. 449 00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:49,864 At least do an MRI to confirm. 450 00:24:09,691 --> 00:24:13,335 Oh, my God. 451 00:24:15,944 --> 00:24:17,664 This guy means business. 452 00:24:18,068 --> 00:24:21,345 Or guys. Could be multiple guys. 453 00:24:21,573 --> 00:24:22,576 Or a gal. 454 00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:24,087 Who knows? 455 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,804 All I can say is, this reeks of boldness. 456 00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:30,961 I am not hiring a team. 457 00:24:33,543 --> 00:24:36,951 You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly? 458 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,181 Past the point it can handle the strain? 459 00:24:40,632 --> 00:24:42,100 It makes this weird 460 00:24:42,577 --> 00:24:43,697 sound. 461 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,178 Almost like a scream. 462 00:25:00,247 --> 00:25:01,760 I thought this was gonna be fun. 463 00:25:01,808 --> 00:25:03,985 I messed with you, you messed with me. 464 00:25:04,134 --> 00:25:06,274 Eventually, you give in. 465 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,962 But you've shown a startling lack of humor, 466 00:25:10,246 --> 00:25:11,373 which got me thinking. 467 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:12,432 Oh, God. 468 00:25:12,463 --> 00:25:14,907 What's the real reason you won't hire a team? 469 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,706 I told you, I don't need a team. 470 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,997 Then hire three people and let 'em sit on their asses. 471 00:25:19,035 --> 00:25:21,637 - That wouldn't be right. - Three years ago, you hired a team. 472 00:25:21,714 --> 00:25:22,714 What's changed? 473 00:25:22,756 --> 00:25:24,146 I have become a man of principle. 474 00:25:24,236 --> 00:25:25,551 I've gotten smarter. 475 00:25:26,133 --> 00:25:27,958 What answer will make socrates shut up? 476 00:25:28,011 --> 00:25:30,302 What's changed is, you hired with a team. 477 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:33,485 You connected with a team, you work with a team, 478 00:25:33,654 --> 00:25:35,532 and you lost the team. 479 00:25:36,205 --> 00:25:37,208 Damn. 480 00:25:37,476 --> 00:25:39,587 There's no abnormalities in her pancreas. 481 00:25:39,634 --> 00:25:41,660 You fall in love, you get married. 482 00:25:41,692 --> 00:25:44,051 50% chance it'll end in misery. 483 00:25:44,161 --> 00:25:47,587 Hiring employees can be even tougher. Because you know, eventually, 484 00:25:47,618 --> 00:25:48,757 they're gonna leave. 485 00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:51,979 There's increased T2 signal on her hepatic capsule. 486 00:25:52,058 --> 00:25:53,767 If you know what I mean. 487 00:25:55,072 --> 00:25:56,302 You got hurt. 488 00:25:56,925 --> 00:25:57,928 Get over it. 489 00:26:01,204 --> 00:26:03,220 Now, if you'll excuse me, my patient 490 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,659 is about to start bleeding out of her mouth and anus. 491 00:26:17,962 --> 00:26:19,520 Internal bleeding. 492 00:26:20,307 --> 00:26:21,307 Not anymore. 493 00:26:21,556 --> 00:26:22,956 Now it's all over the place. 494 00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:24,681 Why are you here? 495 00:26:25,549 --> 00:26:27,173 That's my patient down there. 496 00:26:27,484 --> 00:26:29,258 You're here because I'm here. 497 00:26:31,477 --> 00:26:33,493 I am done enabling you. 498 00:26:33,939 --> 00:26:34,942 I know. 499 00:26:43,154 --> 00:26:46,132 The alcohol didn't cause the pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did. 500 00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:48,775 The question is what caused the internal bleeding? I hate myself. 501 00:26:48,799 --> 00:26:51,061 You do know that the patient had a building land on her. 502 00:26:51,090 --> 00:26:53,270 - Four days ago. - Bleeding can start at any time. 503 00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:54,905 It's bleeding from five different sites. 504 00:26:54,936 --> 00:26:56,672 You think they synchronized their watches? 505 00:26:56,704 --> 00:26:58,563 She got warfarin after her hip surgery. 506 00:26:58,601 --> 00:27:00,953 It's designed to mess with bleeding patterns. 507 00:27:00,991 --> 00:27:02,828 Fever, heart, and bleeding. 508 00:27:02,892 --> 00:27:05,403 Three problems, three completely different explanations. 509 00:27:05,445 --> 00:27:07,852 She must be the unluckiest woman in the world. 510 00:27:07,907 --> 00:27:10,879 I only cling to this crazy theory because it's been proven right 511 00:27:10,921 --> 00:27:13,079 every step of the way. Each treatment worked. 512 00:27:13,117 --> 00:27:14,935 Yes, she looks perfectly healthy. 513 00:27:15,305 --> 00:27:18,573 This much bleeding is a symptom of something more. 514 00:27:18,789 --> 00:27:22,733 And you need a team because you're wrong and you're gonna kill this woman. 515 00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:33,117 If I had a team, this patient would be dead. 516 00:27:33,398 --> 00:27:36,366 Because they'd be here instead of me and they wouldn't notice the size 517 00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,962 of this woman's uterus. 518 00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:45,315 Hi! 519 00:27:45,411 --> 00:27:46,484 How's it going? 520 00:27:46,919 --> 00:27:48,132 Mind if I observe? 521 00:27:48,198 --> 00:27:51,222 Got a big room up top window just for that. 522 00:27:51,948 --> 00:27:53,037 Stop that. 523 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:56,981 You wanna look at vaginas, there are websites for that. 524 00:27:57,029 --> 00:27:58,611 Think I'm made of money? 525 00:27:59,831 --> 00:28:01,424 Can you get him out of here? 526 00:28:01,887 --> 00:28:03,568 Enlarged uterus. 527 00:28:04,479 --> 00:28:06,324 Means that she was recently pregnant. 528 00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:10,057 She's a good liar, but I doubt she could hide a baby from her boyfriend. 529 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:17,762 Scraping in the uterus indicates that she had an abortion. 530 00:28:18,039 --> 00:28:21,563 But nothing in her medical history. Only one reason to hide an abortion. 531 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,478 Boyfriend wants babies, she doesn't. 532 00:28:23,525 --> 00:28:25,769 She's bleeding everywhere. Unless the guy was performing 533 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,587 an abortion with a shotgun... 534 00:28:27,728 --> 00:28:29,181 Stop enabling him! 535 00:28:29,747 --> 00:28:31,832 It's not the abortion, it's what she did after. 536 00:28:31,912 --> 00:28:33,593 The boyfriend would have noticed condoms. 537 00:28:33,639 --> 00:28:35,474 He would notice abstinence. 538 00:28:36,724 --> 00:28:38,414 He would not notice the pill. 539 00:28:39,476 --> 00:28:42,245 Which means, I don't need a team! 540 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,461 Where's your mother-in-common-law? 541 00:28:50,921 --> 00:28:53,165 Dr. House, this is Doug Mcmurtry. 542 00:28:53,738 --> 00:28:56,310 His girlfriend was working with megan when... 543 00:28:57,315 --> 00:28:58,432 She's dead? 544 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,310 She passed this morning. 545 00:29:02,443 --> 00:29:03,970 Well, then why are you still here? 546 00:29:06,816 --> 00:29:09,182 I need the old lady's consent to do some treatment. 547 00:29:09,351 --> 00:29:10,722 What'd you find out? 548 00:29:11,098 --> 00:29:14,272 I wish I could tell you, but since you're not legally related... 549 00:29:14,657 --> 00:29:16,666 What the hell did you find out? 550 00:29:19,681 --> 00:29:21,971 Your girlfriend had an abortion. 551 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:27,215 See why I didn't tell you? 552 00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:32,671 I'd be insane to also tell you that she's on the pill. 553 00:29:35,414 --> 00:29:36,417 No, she's not. 554 00:29:36,456 --> 00:29:39,467 If they'd known she was on it, they wouldn't have given her a blood thinner 555 00:29:39,507 --> 00:29:40,991 after her hip surgery. 556 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,038 The combination caused the bleeding. 557 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:45,226 It's good news. It's treatable. 558 00:29:45,898 --> 00:29:47,173 Just give her tamoxifen. 559 00:29:47,231 --> 00:29:49,492 - Which is normally a breast cancer... - It's not true. 560 00:29:49,574 --> 00:29:52,136 'Cause, we wanna have kids. 561 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,315 See, I already did the blood tests. 562 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:03,226 And either she lied to you, or her blood lied to us. 563 00:30:12,438 --> 00:30:14,524 Tell megan I'm glad she's gonna be okay. 564 00:30:23,921 --> 00:30:24,926 How are you doing? 565 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:27,702 I got cancer. 566 00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:29,910 You're on an oncology ward. 567 00:30:30,156 --> 00:30:31,661 Everybody's got cancer. 568 00:30:31,783 --> 00:30:35,063 You want sympathy, you wanna try the hardly anything wrong with the world 569 00:30:35,303 --> 00:30:37,464 in fact, why don't i take you there right now? 570 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,301 How sick are you? Can you walk? 571 00:30:40,677 --> 00:30:41,766 Are you a doctor? 572 00:30:41,815 --> 00:30:42,973 Admitted today. 573 00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:45,805 First day of a five day chemo course. Yeah, you can walk. 574 00:30:45,868 --> 00:30:46,900 Come on, let's go. 575 00:30:47,205 --> 00:30:49,269 Does Dr. Wilson know you're here? 576 00:30:50,302 --> 00:30:53,003 Well, if he didn't, this would be really stupid. 577 00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:55,539 Cause then he wouldn't know where his patient was. 578 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,082 He might think he'd been kidnapped, 579 00:30:58,047 --> 00:30:59,743 the room upstairs is bigger. 580 00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:02,714 It's got cable. Better looking sponge bath nurses. 581 00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:06,368 If you feel sick, you call me directly, not Dr. Wilson. 582 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,992 He's getting his last set of hormone shots. 583 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,007 You put her on tamoxifen? 584 00:31:20,084 --> 00:31:21,531 An anti-cancer drug? 585 00:31:21,837 --> 00:31:25,119 - It blocks estrogen receptors. - Does it also block breathing 586 00:31:25,196 --> 00:31:26,586 and kidney function? 587 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,746 She's crashing. 588 00:31:29,835 --> 00:31:31,340 Doesn't mean I was wrong. 589 00:31:33,118 --> 00:31:36,229 We're bringing his patient over now, thanks. 590 00:31:36,332 --> 00:31:37,953 Anybody here a doctor? 591 00:31:40,868 --> 00:31:43,986 Kidney failure, spiking fever, breathing difficulties. 592 00:31:44,050 --> 00:31:45,111 Any theories? 593 00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:50,960 Am I in an M. Night shyamalan movie? 594 00:31:52,194 --> 00:31:53,949 You're house, right? 595 00:31:55,587 --> 00:31:59,149 Okay, I assume you know me because I once insulted you, 596 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,170 your patient, or your relatives. 597 00:32:01,227 --> 00:32:03,681 If that's so, I apologize. I was drunk that day. 598 00:32:03,777 --> 00:32:06,238 Patient initially presented with crush injuries. 599 00:32:06,296 --> 00:32:08,418 I know you because Dr. Cuddy issued a memo. 600 00:32:10,746 --> 00:32:13,216 Telling to cooperate fully with me? 601 00:32:13,707 --> 00:32:14,719 Nope. 602 00:32:16,365 --> 00:32:18,043 I figured that was a long shot. 603 00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:20,685 Anybody here not get that memo? 604 00:32:30,289 --> 00:32:31,659 Fungal infection. 605 00:32:33,934 --> 00:32:35,111 Don't you have a patient? 606 00:32:35,237 --> 00:32:37,359 She shot herself in the leg while high on meth. 607 00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,720 Wouldn't hurt her to be in pain for a little while. 608 00:32:39,804 --> 00:32:41,771 Fungal infection would be in her eyes by now. 609 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:43,164 Haemophylus. 610 00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:44,969 Doesn't explain the remitting fever. 611 00:32:45,661 --> 00:32:46,663 You've heard... 612 00:32:46,803 --> 00:32:48,520 That I've got a job opening, right? 613 00:32:48,944 --> 00:32:50,430 I just care about people. 614 00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:53,221 Acute respiratory distress syndrome. 615 00:32:53,279 --> 00:32:55,042 A.R.D.S. Doesn't explain anything. 616 00:32:55,128 --> 00:32:56,131 Except the breathing. 617 00:32:56,170 --> 00:32:58,292 If you care about people, you're not getting the job. 618 00:32:58,349 --> 00:33:00,761 I was lying. Crush syndrome. 619 00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:04,382 Doesn't explain the breathing. 620 00:33:04,613 --> 00:33:07,484 - What was the problem with A.R.D.S.? - Only explained the breathing. 621 00:33:07,533 --> 00:33:09,928 - And the crush syndrome? - It didn't explain the breathing. 622 00:33:11,064 --> 00:33:12,185 You a fan of symmetry? 623 00:33:12,262 --> 00:33:13,267 Sure. 624 00:33:13,441 --> 00:33:14,445 Weird. 625 00:33:15,269 --> 00:33:16,812 Cause your eyes are lopsided. 626 00:33:17,016 --> 00:33:18,465 And by eyes, I mean breasts. 627 00:33:21,853 --> 00:33:22,914 ARDS 628 00:33:23,050 --> 00:33:25,018 And crush syndrome, 629 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:28,136 both reactions to severe trauma. Why can't she have both? 630 00:33:28,278 --> 00:33:29,358 Because... 631 00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,715 Because then there's nothing we could do. 632 00:33:36,936 --> 00:33:39,174 Boy, you remind me of someone. 633 00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,594 Send me your resume. 634 00:33:41,691 --> 00:33:45,106 I'll put it on top of the pile that I'm never gonna look at. 635 00:33:53,229 --> 00:33:54,599 I couldn't leave. 636 00:33:56,396 --> 00:33:59,482 You don't seem like the type of person who would give up on giving up. 637 00:34:00,188 --> 00:34:01,191 I love her. 638 00:34:01,992 --> 00:34:03,188 You love somebody. 639 00:34:03,285 --> 00:34:04,713 Someone who didn't drink, 640 00:34:04,907 --> 00:34:06,392 who wanted to have babies. 641 00:34:06,573 --> 00:34:07,827 And wasn't miserable. 642 00:34:07,973 --> 00:34:09,304 I know she lied, but... 643 00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:10,583 What are you doing? 644 00:34:10,651 --> 00:34:12,869 Why are you saying these things to him? 645 00:34:14,401 --> 00:34:16,388 The woman you love doesn't exist. 646 00:34:16,771 --> 00:34:18,179 This woman is dying. 647 00:34:19,092 --> 00:34:22,642 She has acute respiratory distress syndrome and crush syndrome. 648 00:34:22,856 --> 00:34:24,515 Her body's basically giving up. 649 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:27,805 We can keep her on supportive dialysis and hope for the best. 650 00:34:34,902 --> 00:34:35,914 Never mind. 651 00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:37,584 She has a lump on her arm. 652 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,253 Does that mean you're wrong? 653 00:34:40,668 --> 00:34:42,308 That would be good news for you guys. 654 00:34:43,661 --> 00:34:45,398 We'll know after the biopsy. 655 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,290 Which patient is that? 656 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,605 - Megan... - House's patient. 657 00:34:55,683 --> 00:34:56,686 Yep. 658 00:34:56,756 --> 00:34:57,991 Didn't you get my memo? 659 00:34:58,128 --> 00:35:00,404 Sure. Got both memos. 660 00:35:01,388 --> 00:35:02,411 Both. 661 00:35:03,955 --> 00:35:06,617 And the second memo said to ignore the first memo? 662 00:35:06,727 --> 00:35:07,730 Yep. 663 00:35:08,058 --> 00:35:09,293 Seemed odd. 664 00:35:09,954 --> 00:35:12,250 - Did an MRI and... - Of course you did. 665 00:35:14,048 --> 00:35:15,109 What'd you find? 666 00:35:15,241 --> 00:35:16,301 It's kind of freaky. 667 00:35:16,437 --> 00:35:18,366 She's got growths all over the place. 668 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:24,306 She's got tumors? 669 00:35:24,538 --> 00:35:25,832 Not exactly. 670 00:35:25,978 --> 00:35:29,297 The growths are eosinophilic granulomas. 671 00:35:29,515 --> 00:35:33,046 They are usually from allergic reactions. 672 00:35:33,188 --> 00:35:35,461 - I'm putting her on steroids. - Allergy to what? 673 00:35:35,596 --> 00:35:37,178 She doesn't have allergies. 674 00:35:37,898 --> 00:35:38,901 We don't know. 675 00:35:39,005 --> 00:35:41,378 Unfortunately, the only drug she's had enough 676 00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:43,654 of to have this kind of reaction is cephalosporin. 677 00:35:43,697 --> 00:35:46,584 - And why is that unfortunate? - Because she was on it two months ago. 678 00:35:46,665 --> 00:35:48,033 That's what you mean, right? 679 00:35:48,149 --> 00:35:49,326 She took it for strep throat, 680 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:51,571 - so she can't be allergic to it. - It would seem so. 681 00:35:51,629 --> 00:35:53,995 What is this hospital doing to her? 682 00:35:54,053 --> 00:35:57,141 She has had three separate medical disasters. 683 00:35:57,199 --> 00:36:00,689 And now she's dying of an allergy she can't possibly have! 684 00:36:27,761 --> 00:36:29,721 Mr. Lee, I just have to check... 685 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,709 Sam? Are you okay? 686 00:36:41,134 --> 00:36:42,369 What are you doing here? 687 00:36:42,446 --> 00:36:43,778 I was taking a nap. 688 00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:45,308 Where's my patient? 689 00:36:48,643 --> 00:36:50,071 You stole my patient. 690 00:36:51,435 --> 00:36:52,777 You kidnapped my guitar. 691 00:36:52,874 --> 00:36:54,020 Give him back. 692 00:36:54,108 --> 00:36:55,644 Only when you give her back. 693 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,782 It's a she? 694 00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,055 Well, it's certainly not a dude. 695 00:36:59,152 --> 00:37:01,629 It's a guitar! You took a human being! 696 00:37:02,641 --> 00:37:04,821 Now who doesn't have a sense of humor? 697 00:37:05,151 --> 00:37:07,142 I'm monitoring the guy remotely. 698 00:37:07,219 --> 00:37:10,280 What are you, listening for the distant sound of screaming? 699 00:37:10,439 --> 00:37:11,761 The nurses know to call me. 700 00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:13,448 They don't know who he is! 701 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:14,884 His name's right there on the chart. 702 00:37:15,154 --> 00:37:16,446 Now go away. I'm working. 703 00:37:16,536 --> 00:37:19,657 They give him the wrong meds, who the hell knows what's gonna happen? 704 00:37:21,965 --> 00:37:22,969 House! 705 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,217 Bad things would happen. 706 00:37:31,889 --> 00:37:33,548 He's in room 318. 707 00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:49,539 What are you... what are you giving megan? 708 00:37:49,939 --> 00:37:51,386 Megan? Nothing. 709 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,101 Nothing? What's going on? What's wrong with her? 710 00:37:55,215 --> 00:37:57,168 Her? Nothing. 711 00:37:57,368 --> 00:37:59,037 Then why are you giving her drugs? 712 00:37:59,105 --> 00:38:01,092 Just some amphetamines to wake her up. 713 00:38:01,718 --> 00:38:04,612 Everything could be explained by her lying to you. 714 00:38:05,748 --> 00:38:08,314 The antidepressants, the drinking, the pill. 715 00:38:09,366 --> 00:38:10,369 Until now. 716 00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:14,546 Now she's allergic to something the chart says she's not allergic to. 717 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,195 That's not her lying, that's the chart lying. 718 00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:19,764 Which doesn't make sense. 719 00:38:24,251 --> 00:38:25,776 Do you know Liz Masters? 720 00:38:26,443 --> 00:38:28,515 - No. - Yeah, she works with Megan. 721 00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:30,869 That was her boyfriend who you met outside the morgue. 722 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,267 This is her chart. 723 00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:39,428 She's on MAO Inhibitors for depression. 724 00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:40,561 She's on the pill. 725 00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:42,666 She had an abortion a month ago. 726 00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:44,867 And she's allergic to cephalosporin. 727 00:38:44,925 --> 00:38:47,375 What's going on here? What, are you saying this isn't megan? 728 00:38:58,728 --> 00:39:00,587 - Yes. - Ben. 729 00:39:01,618 --> 00:39:02,679 Since when? 730 00:39:02,789 --> 00:39:05,335 Since right before i began pretending i loved it. 731 00:39:05,393 --> 00:39:08,827 She's the same size as Megan, same build, same hair color. 732 00:39:08,892 --> 00:39:11,960 They were both horribly injured. Unrecognizably. 733 00:39:12,027 --> 00:39:13,754 Emt teams do not second 734 00:39:13,816 --> 00:39:16,845 guess family members identifications at accident scenes. 735 00:39:19,174 --> 00:39:21,412 Liz died yesterday. This isn't liz. 736 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:25,842 I know Megan. 737 00:39:26,214 --> 00:39:27,468 I know her hair. 738 00:39:28,284 --> 00:39:29,808 I know her hands. 739 00:39:29,982 --> 00:39:31,428 I know her smell. 740 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:36,918 What's your name? 741 00:39:42,224 --> 00:39:43,389 Liz... 742 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:46,885 Oh, God! 743 00:39:55,876 --> 00:39:57,728 Your girlfriend never lied to you. 744 00:40:51,541 --> 00:40:53,775 I did it all by myself, mommy. 745 00:40:55,565 --> 00:40:56,595 You talking to me? 746 00:40:58,845 --> 00:40:59,868 Go away. 747 00:41:08,704 --> 00:41:11,123 I did it all by myself, mommy. 748 00:41:12,253 --> 00:41:13,396 How'd you know it was me? 749 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:16,957 There's a scent given off by wounded, feral cats. 750 00:41:17,024 --> 00:41:18,228 You were wrong. 751 00:41:18,985 --> 00:41:20,504 I got everything right. 752 00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:23,804 - Just treated the wrong. - They had a good relationship. 753 00:41:24,009 --> 00:41:25,215 He couldn't even identify her. 754 00:41:25,278 --> 00:41:27,265 And you were wrong about needing a team. 755 00:41:27,361 --> 00:41:28,500 She almost died. 756 00:41:28,892 --> 00:41:31,314 So I almost need a team. 757 00:41:31,369 --> 00:41:34,051 You were content with your "people are idiots" theory. 758 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,834 But Cameron would never have accepted that 759 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,234 this guy knew nothing about the love of his life. 760 00:41:40,124 --> 00:41:42,844 And as soon as you claimed it was multiple conditions 761 00:41:42,883 --> 00:41:45,384 Foreman would have done anything to prove you wrong. 762 00:41:45,444 --> 00:41:48,394 And then Chase would have done anything to prove you right. 763 00:41:48,815 --> 00:41:51,458 Any one of them would have solved this days ago. 764 00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:55,398 Hire a team. 765 00:41:56,609 --> 00:41:58,383 I don't care how you do it. 766 00:42:00,306 --> 00:42:01,522 Just do it. 767 00:42:06,013 --> 00:42:08,559 Sometimes, I am wrong. 768 00:42:10,031 --> 00:42:12,423 I have a gift for observation. 769 00:42:13,672 --> 00:42:17,564 For reading people in situations. But sometimes, I am wrong. 770 00:42:18,725 --> 00:42:21,850 This will be the longest job interview of your life. 771 00:42:21,959 --> 00:42:23,260 I will test you, 772 00:42:23,356 --> 00:42:25,285 in ways that you will often consider. 773 00:42:25,671 --> 00:42:27,831 Unfair, demeaning, 774 00:42:28,428 --> 00:42:29,509 and illegal. 775 00:42:30,262 --> 00:42:31,863 And you will often be right. 776 00:42:32,510 --> 00:42:33,706 Look to your left. 777 00:42:35,361 --> 00:42:36,866 Now look to your right. 778 00:42:37,995 --> 00:42:39,751 By the end of six weeks, 779 00:42:40,818 --> 00:42:42,516 one of you will be gone. 780 00:42:43,818 --> 00:42:46,306 As will 28 more of you. 781 00:42:48,604 --> 00:42:49,607 Wear a cup.