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Previously on Weeds.

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That was a real nice brick dance.

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- Well, I left you a package in the garage.
- Heroin?

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We need these votes.

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- I'm thinking a golf membership.
- I don't play golf.

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- What is it you do play, Celia?
- I play house.

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We're shooting a movie
in one of our empty houses.

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Needs a caterer. You'll thank me later.

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Can you convince Mom

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that I'm stuck in a classroom
full of religious zealots

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two clicks away from jihad?

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I like you, Nancy Botwin. I bet you look good
rolling out of bed in the morning.

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Have you been fucking him all this time?

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It's just business between us.
Always has been.

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Agent Fundis, DEA.
I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson.

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He hasn't come into work for a few days
and we haven't heard from him.

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Clinique here'll go take you in the other room
and fuck the gay out of you.

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I can see your boner.

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Don't be embarrassed.

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- That's what God's love is all about.
- I been shot.

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Man, you think it was the Mexicans?
Cucaracha motherfuckers.

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Now, where's our crop?

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You'll get your fucking crops,
and then we're done with your ass.

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It's over when I say it's over.

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- U-Turn? U-Turn, oh, my God.
- Call for help.

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I've been waiting a long time for this,
motherfucker.

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U-Turn's dead, he's dead.

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Why exactly is he in a hot tub?

29
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- The boat didn't fit.
- Oh, of course not. Yeah.

30
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Look at his grandmamma
crying over there in her designer dress.

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He sure was good to her.
She gonna miss that gravy train.

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Someone should go over there and poke him.
See if he flinch or something.

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Just to be sure.

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He look pretty dead to me.

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What's up, Two Strikes?

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- Hey Clinique. How you doing, baby?
- Oh, fucking pregnant again.

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Some Indian kid I mercy fucked for U-Turn.

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Oh, sorry. Y'all know each other?

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- No, hi. Two Strikes, is it?
- Yeah.

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- Nancy, hello.
- What's up?

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I ain't giving this one up.

42
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Damn, I remember
when he was just a wannabe.

43
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We busted our carjacking cherries together.

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He taught me how to drive-by.

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- Respect.
- Thank you.

46
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Don't think of this as a loss of identity,
think of this as an upgrade to a better way of life.

47
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Better services,
better schools, better tax base.

48
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- This merger...
- Oh, enough!

49
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Agrestic and Majestic are never gonna merge.
I told them about your deal with Celia.

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Where are our houses?

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- Yeah.
- I was more than generous with all of you.

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Let's get an idea on the vote. I got to get home
for Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

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All those in favour of a town merger, say aye.

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- Aye.
- All those against.

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Nay.

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Oh, the nays have it. Up your ass, Groff.

57
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Friends, this is a colossal mistake.
Think of the people you represent.

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The votes aren't there.

59
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Nothing more to say.

60
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Find another town to swallow.
Celia can help. She's good at that.

61
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All right, not so fast, fourth grader.

62
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There is a way to bypass
the city council on this issue.

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If it's put to a referendum,
the town can decide.

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Referendum. Hell of an idea,
Councilwoman Hodes.

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- Whore.
- Whore.

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- Whore.
- Whore.

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- Ow, ow!
- Oops!

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- You did that on purpose.
- What's wrong with you people?

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- Whore.
- Ms. Hodes knows

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that this is good for Agrestic.

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Whatever. Let's get out of here.

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- I want to thank you for that.
- Hey, that's what friends do.

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I don't want to be your friend.

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Come home with me.

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- What about lunch tomorrow?
- I'm not hungry for food.

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Well, maybe by then you will be.

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So, what does this mean for our debt?

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Are we off the hook?

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Depends on who makes new leader.

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Well, how does that work?
Is there an election?

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What, you ain't get the ballot?

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There's Marvin,
maybe he can shed some light.

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Hey, Marvin. How you doing?

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- OK.
- I know this must be really hard for you,

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losing your friend, your cuz,
which could mean your cousin or not.

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I'm a little unclear.

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But also your leader.

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My dad and his moms were second cousins.

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Oh, there you go.
So, I just also wanted to say

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that it's been great getting to know you,
and maybe one day...

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Wait. You think cos U-Turn dead,
you off the hook?

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- No.
- Who's in charge now?

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Me.

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I'm the nigger in charge over here.
You owe me now.

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- You got a problem with that?
- No, it's just...

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That's a big job you're taking on, Marvin.

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- I'm a big boy.
- Yeah. How's your ass doing?

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How'd you know about that? Nancy?

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I didn't say anything. I swear.

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U-Turn. He said something about it
the other day when he paid me a visit.

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He said the Mexicans popped you?
You gonna take that shit on?

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I ain't afraid of those Taco Bells.

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But I am gonna settle things right.

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- Settle?
- Call a meeting.

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Figure something out
before we all kill each other.

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You're going face to face.

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They gonna gun your big ass down
for real this time.

108
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Not with her there, they won't.

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No one wants a dead white lady
on their hands.

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Oh, I'm not sure I'm comfortable
going to a gang summit.

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You ain't got no fucking choice.
We going tomorrow.

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I thought you were going to
summer camp.

113
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Too expensive with the divorce.
Everything's a mess.

114
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- So, what's the deal here?
- Watch.

115
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- This is a case of betrayal.
- Judas did it.

116
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This is the strange case
of the mad scientist.

117
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Big bang's a lie and dinosaurs lived on earth
the same time as man.

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- Shane Botwin.
- What?

119
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If you're gonna shove your doctrine
down our throats, at least be clever about it.

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Oh, I thought I was.
But I guess you're just too smart for me.

121
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Perhaps you should take over.

122
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Present something to the class
that is mysterious to you.

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- OK.
- OK, stand up.

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I'd like to solve the mystery
of the school that receives federal funding,

125
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yet promotes a religious curriculum

126
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in direct violation
of Church-State separation mandates.

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- Sit down, Shane Botwin.
- Yes, sir.

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- Jesus Christ.
- Exactly.

129
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How you doing?

130
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You know, living the dream. You?

131
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How did you know Marvin got shot?
U-Turn never said anything that day.

132
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You think you deserve
to know the answer to that?

133
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That's what you want to talk about.

134
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- Maybe I want to talk about how you kiss.
- Maybe that's a discussion for another time.

135
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Look. The Mexicans are real pissed
at Marvin for his part in the drive-by.

136
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- U-Turn's pissed they shot Marvin in the ass.
- Maybe they didn't shoot him in the ass.

137
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Maybe someone else did it
to make it look like the Mexicans did it.

138
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Maybe someone did it to start a gang war
and let all them motherfuckers kill each other,

139
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so that we could all be free.

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Don't go to this meeting.

141
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Now he's concerned.

142
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What the hell was I supposed to do?

143
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Something.

144
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Maybe I was doing it.

145
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Man.

146
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Sorry I knocked over your plant.

147
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It wasn't my plant.

148
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I'm telling you, Mom,
I'm at a very impressionable age,

149
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and if you're not careful,
this pedagogy will take root,

150
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and you'll end up
with a right-wing narc on your hands.

151
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Hang tough. Stick to your beliefs.

152
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Show a little character.
I know you have it in you.

153
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- They're fundamentalists.
- You're not getting out of summer school.

154
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I have nowhere else to put you and
you're not playing with my video games all day.

155
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Don't say I didn't warn you.

156
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Morning.

157
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Mom, this is Tara.

158
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- It's a little early for a visitor.
- She slept over.

159
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- Silas.
- Mom.

160
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Not after Megan and Quinn.

161
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I'm not going through this again.

162
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You're not gonna make me that mom.

163
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Tara, it's lovely to meet you.

164
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You seem like a nice girl.

165
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But my son isn't allowed
to have sleepovers and he knows this.

166
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Oh, we're not having sex, Mrs. Botwin.

167
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I'm a virgin.

168
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- Oh, really?
- I honour God with my abstinence.

169
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Until the day I join my husband in marriage.

170
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You don't say.

171
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- They're everywhere.
- It's true. We're abstaining.

172
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- Well, good for you.
- I have a question.

173
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Do you really think evolution is a lie?

174
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Well, I believe that I'm descended
from Adam and Eve, and not a monkey.

175
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So, natural selection, Darwinism,
empirical data, none of that factors in for you?

176
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Evolution is just a theory.

177
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I mean that's why they call it
the Theory of Evolution

178
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- And not the Fact of Evolution.
- Oh, what about...

179
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Hey. You've asked your question.
Now shut the fuck up.

180
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Silas, don't swear at your brother.
Shane, don't antagonise Tara.

181
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Tara, keep saving it for the Lord.
Where the fuck's Andy?

182
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OK, everybody. That's lunch.

183
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Lexington Steele?
Oh, pleasure to meet you, sir.

184
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Andy Botwin. Huge fan.

185
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Not huge the way you're huge,
admiration huge.

186
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- Thanks, bud.
- Hey, I took you in the ass.

187
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Your dildo.
The one they had moulded from your dick.

188
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I was with a girl, Israeli, she strapped it on.

189
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To be truthful, for me, too big.

190
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Er, the dildo, not the girl.
Gave me a little oose-lay oopie-pay.

191
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- Know what I mean?
- What's good on the menu?

192
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What isn't good?
In the style of this house,

193
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I present you a Mediterranean feast.

194
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Hummus, baba ghanoush, couscous...

195
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- Got any beef?
- Oh, yeah, kebabs right there.

196
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- OK.
- So, does beef keep you hard?

197
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I just like beef.

198
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- Hey.
- Oh, ladies, back away.

199
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One stray pube in the tabbouleh, the health
department could shut down the whole buffet.

200
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Wait, look at you shaven mavens.

201
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I take it all back, go ahead. Step right up.

202
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- Oh, you're funny.
- And cute, for a cook.

203
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- What's up?
- Come on in. Close the door.

204
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Fine, but we're keeping the shades open.

205
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Listen, I just had a development
get shut down in Phoenix

206
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because of paperwork issues,
and I need for that not to happen here.

207
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Be a doll and legalise my construction crew
for me this afternoon.

208
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Look, I know this is not the most
kosher thing in the world to do,

209
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so if you can't do it, I'll just fire you
and hire someone who will.

210
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You have no idea how un-kosher I can be.

211
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Oh, well, now I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

212
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Can I do this tomorrow? I have an appointment.

213
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- An appointment?
- It's a woman thing.

214
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Oh, well, it always is with you women.
OK, tomorrow.

215
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I got lunch.

216
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I figured we'd eat at one of those tables
in the courtyard and...

217
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Oh. Nancy, I only have two sandwiches.

218
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- I'm sorry.
- No problem, Celia.

219
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You know, Sullivan, the fastest way
to get those referendum signatures

220
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may be to have Nancy gather them.

221
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She has scads of sales experience.

222
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That's a great idea, Celia.

223
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Yeah, you've got yourself
a good little worker here.

224
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I'll be back later.

225
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Dude, if you are fucking with us,
that is so not cool...

226
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Shh! We're rolling.

227
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These are my dishwashers.

228
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Over here.

229
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Be cool.

230
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Why's the black guy wearing a pirate's hat?

231
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It's called Peckers of the Caribbean.

232
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:05,439
- He's Captain Jack. Get it?
- Not really. Shouldn't they be on a ship?

233
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,918
There's an anchor.

234
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,074
Urgh.

235
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,549
- Pardon me.
- Come on, we're still rolling.

236
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:19,394
- Come on, keep going.
- Still rolling, still rolling.

237
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,074
- Oh, God, oh.
- Actually, I need five minutes.

238
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,390
- Oh!
- Better make it 10.

239
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,277
Cut. Cut.

240
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,355
Hey.

241
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,117
- How you doing?
- Sore.

242
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,472
- Hi, I'm... I'm Dean.
- Are you staring at my tits?

243
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,836
- Paul. Get this fucking creep out of here.
- I didn't do anything.

244
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,148
- Jenny.
- Fucking pervert.

245
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,789
- I didn't do anything.
- Escort Mr. Tits off the property.

246
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,632
I didn't do anything.

247
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,432
Paul, I gotta go home.
His food gave me the shits.

248
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,632
Well, I guess we're even.

249
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,634
God damn it. My lead's gone.

250
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,359
This is not good, not good.

251
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,668
Let's do all girls.

252
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,990
Honey, it's called Peckers of the Caribbean.

253
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,197
How are we gonna do a movie
about peckers without peckers?

254
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:13,229
I'll do it. I recently measured myself
and I'm quite large.

255
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,233
Not Lex large, but respectable.
And I'm practically a peg leg.

256
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,355
- Fuck you.
- Fair enough.

257
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,670
Jenny, this one goes, too.

258
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,150
And you, listen to me.
From now on, it's chicken and fucking rice.

259
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,959
If I see anything ethnic on this table,
you are fired.

260
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:31,272
The only thing I want coming out
of my actors' asses is a hard dick. Got it?

261
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,632
Say you love Jesus. Say it.

262
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:36,154
If I say I love another man,
doesn't that make me gay?

263
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:40,358
- Do you want to be damned for all eternity?
- No, I just want you to go to hell.

264
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,116
- We're trying to save you.
- You guys, stop.

265
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,873
"Blessed are the peacemakers."
Matthew 5:9.

266
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,952
Shane, don't you want to be saved?

267
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,479
- By you?
- Well, only you can decide

268
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,599
to take Jesus into your heart,
but I can help.

269
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,953
We can talk about him, study his word.

270
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,554
Why don't we try it at lunch today?

271
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,313
- See how it goes.
- OK.

272
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,674
Great.

273
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,357
What happened to you?

274
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,916
Amelia's going to save me.

275
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,834
Amelia.

276
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,870
I'm not sure this is such a good idea.

277
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:46,238
- You second guessing me, bitch?
- No, not at all. Respect.

278
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:50,108
I'm just... Maybe you shouldn't mention
them having shot you or the drive-by.

279
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:54,955
You know how gangsters can be
and their egos and their guns and shivs.

280
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:59,397
Look, they ain't gonna shoot you in public,
so just shut the fuck up.

281
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,871
Hey, it's the brick dance lady.

282
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:02,915
Yo.

283
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,035
- Give me back our fucking chiva.
- Man, I don't got your chiva.

284
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:12,191
If you let me have the weed trade, you can take
everything else. All the hard shit's yours.

285
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,157
I ain't a greedy hard-ass like U-Turn.

286
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,029
- Whoa!
- Where's our fucking chiva, pendejo?

287
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,237
Yo, man, I ain't got it. No. Please.

288
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,030
Know what? Maybe we kill you anyway.

289
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,553
Turn you on a spit.

290
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,880
I can feed a whole fucking country.

291
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:33,396
- What... What's chiva?
- Tigre. Goma. Brea.

292
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,517
- No, no, no, no, no comprende.
- Heroin, chelita.

293
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,716
Oh.

294
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,553
No. Now I think I know
what he's talking about.

295
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,312
- Maybe.
- You got my chapapote?

296
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,277
Oh, jeez, you have so many names for it.

297
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,511
Yeah, it's kind of like
Eskimos and snow. Right?

298
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:54,274
You better talk quick
before I pop burrito here, querida.

299
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,875
If I knew where it was, your... stuff,

300
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,633
and you got it back,
would you leave us alone?

301
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,431
Please take the gun out of his mouth.

302
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,075
That motherfucker trusted you and not me?

303
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,196
Enough, Marvin. He didn't appreciate you.

304
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,793
Now, listen, listen, listen.

305
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,997
I want you to wipe out my debt, all of it.

306
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,672
Along with Heylia's and Conrad's.

307
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,832
Gone. Finished. Over.

308
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,708
Bullshit. You mine, bitch, you all mine.

309
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:30,714
Guillermo, Marvin doesn't want me
to give you your chiva back.

310
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,234
I want to, but I'm his bitch, so I can't.

311
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,509
Yo, Fat Albert. You gonna give
my brick dancer what she wants?

312
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,838
Or maybe you want to hang out
with U-Turn again?

313
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,911
I'm sure that he's lonely en el infierno.

314
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,754
- OK, OK.
- On your mother's life?

315
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,035
I swear. You off the hook.

316
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,276
And I'm growing impatient.

317
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,352
OK, one sec. One sec, one sec, one sec.

318
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,799
OK, tomorrow morning,
go to this address,

319
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,076
follow these instructions,
you'll get your trunk. OK?

320
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:14,314
Hey, both of you.
These streets belongs to Mexico now.

321
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,234
You out of the drug business, amigos.
Not even mota.

322
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,588
Oh, that's weed in English.

323
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,958
I don't ever want to see or hear
about you dealing anywhere in my city.

324
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,479
Nada. Nothing.

325
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,029
Adios.

326
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,873
Hey, hey, hey.

327
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,716
Hey, Amelia. I missed you at lunch today.
What happened?

328
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,270
I apologise, Shane.
I haven't forgotten about you.

329
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,796
The Lord has sent me someone
who's in greater need of prayer and counsel.

330
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,190
Yeah? But I'm a blasphemous, liberal Jew.

331
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,589
What could be worse than that?

332
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,434
Isabelle thinks she's a homosexual,
but she's just lost her way.

333
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,397
I've gotta help her.

334
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,797
Hola. Cómo está? Gracias.

335
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:38,157
Hola. Su nombre es Martin Shackelman.
Hola, Señor Shackelman.

336
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,356
Mi nombre es Estefan Fenelon.

337
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:44,558
No, Estefan. You are now Harold Strauss.

338
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,915
Si, señor, si.

339
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:55,713
Erm... Sign with your new name, por favor.

340
00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:00,112
Sign this petition
for an Agrestic-Majestic merge.

341
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,715
Si. It's a beautiful thing.

342
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,236
Gracias. Por favor.

343
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,238
Got to learn Spanish.

344
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:14,033
Your referendum, non-kosher.

345
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,317
I don't believe it.
You couldn't have had time to get them all.

346
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,277
I'm very resourceful.

347
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,275
There's a towel in the bathroom
if you need to get out of your wet clothes.

348
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,831
I don't need a towel.

349
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,635
You're gonna help me celebrate.

350
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,554
- What are we celebrating?
- My freedom.

351
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,194
- Are you quitting?
- No.

352
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,599
At least not yet.

353
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,240
We're gonna see how this goes first.

354
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,552
Any chance you speak Spanish?

355
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,198
Huh?

356
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,195
Never mind.

357
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,040
Oh, I have to warn you.

358
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,715
My last two relationships,
both guys ended up dead.

