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Previously on Weeds...
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That was a real nice brick dance.
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- Well, I left you a package in the garage.
- Heroin?
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We need these votes.
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- I'm thinking a golf membership.
- I don't play golf.
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- What is it you do play, Celia?
- I play house.
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We're shooting a movie
in one of our empty houses.
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Needs a caterer. You'll thank me later.
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Can you convince Mom
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that I'm stuck in a classroom
full of religious zealots
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two clicks away from jihad?
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I like you, Nancy Botwin. I bet you look good
rolling out of bed in the morning.
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Have you been fucking him all this time?
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It's just business between us.
Always has been.
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Agent Fundis, DEA.
I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson.
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He hasn't come into work for a few days
and we haven't heard from him.
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Clinique here'll go take you in the other room
and fuck the gay out of you.
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I can see your boner.
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Don't be embarrassed.
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- That's what God's love is all about.
- I been shot.
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Man, you think it was the Mexicans?
Cucaracha motherfuckers.
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Now, where's our crop?
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You'll get your fucking crops,
and then we're done with your ass.
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It's over when I say it's over.
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- U-Turn? U-Turn, oh, my God.
- Call for help.
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I've been waiting a long time for this,
motherfucker.
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U- Turn's dead, he's dead.
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ And they all look just the same
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♪ There's doctors and lawyers
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♪ And business executives
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all look just the same
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♪ And they play on the golf course
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♪ And they drink their martinis dry
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♪ And they all have pretty children
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♪ And they all look just the same
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♪ Young boys want to be men,
start a business and raise a family
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♪ Send their kids to summer camp,
try to fulfil their fantasy
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♪ Like it's really going to make a difference,
you hoping they can change
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♪ But get yourself a little box,
we all the same
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♪ Just like them boxes ticky-tacky, man,
we all the same ♪
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♪ We are living in the spirit
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♪ The spirit of the Lord
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♪ We are living... ♪
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Why exactly is he in a hot tub?
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- The boat didn't fit.
- Oh, of course not. Yeah.
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Look at his grandmamma
crying over there in her designer dress.
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He sure was good to her.
She gonna miss that gravy train.
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Someone should go over there and poke him.
See if he flinch or something.
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Just to be sure.
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He look pretty dead to me.
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What's up, Two Strikes?
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- Hey Clinique. How you doing, baby?
- Oh, fucking pregnant again.
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Some Indian kid I mercy fucked for U-Turn.
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Oh, sorry. Y'all know each other?
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- No, hi. Two Strikes, is it?
- Yeah.
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- Nancy, hello.
- What's up?
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I ain't giving this one up.
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Damn, I remember
when he was just a wannabe.
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We busted our carjacking cherries together.
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He taught me how to drive-by.
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- Respect.
- Thank you.
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Don't think of this as a loss of identity,
think of this as an upgrade to a better way of life.
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Better services,
better schools, better tax base.
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- This merger...
- Oh, enough!
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Agrestic and Majestic are never gonna merge.
I told them about your deal with Celia.
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Where are our houses?
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- Yeah.
- I was more than generous with all of you.
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Let's get an idea on the vote. I got to get home
for Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
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All those in favour of a town merger, say aye.
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- Aye.
- All those against.
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Nay.
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Oh, the nays have it. Up your ass, Groff.
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Friends, this is a colossal mistake.
Think of the people you represent.
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The votes aren't there.
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Nothing more to say.
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Find another town to swallow.
Celia can help. She's good at that.
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All right, not so fast, fourth grader.
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There is a way to bypass
the city council on this issue.
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If it's put to a referendum,
the town can decide.
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Referendum. Hell of an idea,
Councilwoman Hodes.
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- Whore.
- Whore.
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- Whore.
- Whore.
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- Ow, ow!
- Oops!
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- You did that on purpose.
- What's wrong with you people?
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- Whore.
- Ms Hodes knows
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that this is good for Agrestic.
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Whatever. Let's get out of here.
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- I want to thank you for that.
- Hey, that's what friends do.
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I don't want to be your friend.
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Come home with me.
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- What about lunch tomorrow?
- I'm not hungry for food.
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Well, maybe by then you will be.
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So, what does this mean for our debt?
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Are we off the hook?
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Depends on who makes new leader.
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Well, how does that work?
Is there an election?
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What, you ain't get the ballot?
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There's Marvin,
maybe he can shed some light.
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Hey, Marvin. How you doing?
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- OK.
- I know this must be really hard for you,
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losing your friend, your cuz,
which could mean your cousin or not.
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I'm a little unclear.
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But also your leader.
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My dad and his moms were second cousins.
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Oh, there you go.
So, I just also wanted to say
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that it's been great getting to know you,
and maybe one day...
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Wait. You think cos U-Turn dead,
you off the hook?
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- No.
- Who's in charge now?
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Me.
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I'm the nigger in charge over here.
You owe me now.
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- You got a problem with that?
- No, it's just...
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That's a big job you're taking on, Marvin.
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- I'm a big boy.
- Yeah. How's your ass doing?
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How'd you know about that? Nancy?
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I didn't say anything. I swear.
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U- Turn. He said something about it
the other day when he paid me a visit.
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He said the Mexicans popped you?
You gonna take that shit on?
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I ain't afraid of those Taco Bells.
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But I am gonna settle things right.
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- Settle?
- Call a meeting.
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Figure something out
before we all kill each other.
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You're going face to face.
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They gonna gun your big ass down
for real this time.
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Not with her there, they won't.
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No one wants a dead white lady
on their hands.
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Oh, I'm not sure I'm comfortable
going to a gang summit.
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You ain't got no fucking choice.
We going tomorrow.
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I thought you were going to
summer camp.
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Too expensive with the divorce.
Everything's a mess.
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- So, what's the deal here?
- Watch.
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- This is a case of betrayal.
- Judas did it.
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This is the strange case
of the mad scientist.
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Big bang's a lie and dinosaurs lived on earth
the same time as man.
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- Shane Botwin.
- What?
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If you're gonna shove your doctrine
down our throats, at least be clever about it.
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Oh, I thought I was.
But I guess you're just too smart for me.
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Perhaps you should take over.
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Present something to the class
that is mysterious to you.
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- OK.
- OK, stand up.
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I'd like to solve the mystery
of the school that receives federal funding,
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yet promotes a religious curriculum
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in direct violation
of Church-State separation mandates.
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- Sit down, Shane Botwin.
- Yes, sir.
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- Jesus Christ.
- Exactly.
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How you doing?
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You know, living the dream. You?
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How did you know Marvin got shot?
U- Turn never said anything that day.
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You think you deserve
to know the answer to that?
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That's what you want to talk about.
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- Maybe I want to talk about how you kiss.
- Maybe that's a discussion for another time.
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Look. The Mexicans are real pissed
at Marvin for his part in the drive-by.
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- U-Turn's pissed they shot Marvin in the ass.
- Maybe they didn't shoot him in the ass.
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Maybe someone else did it
to make it look like the Mexicans did it.
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Maybe someone did it to start a gang war
and let all them motherfuckers kill each other,
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so that we could all be free.
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Don't go to this meeting.
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Now he's concerned.
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What the hell was I supposed to do?
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Something.
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Maybe I was doing it.
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Man.
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Sorry I knocked over your plant.
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It wasn't my plant.
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I'm telling you, Mom,
I'm at a very impressionable age,
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and if you're not careful,
this pedagogy will take root,
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and you'll end up
with a right-wing narc on your hands.
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Hang tough. Stick to your beliefs.
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Show a little character.
I know you have it in you.
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- They're fundamentalists.
- You're not getting out of summer school.
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I have nowhere else to put you and
you're not playing with my video games all day.
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Morning.
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Mom, this is Tara.
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- It's a little early for a visitor.
- She slept over.
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- Silas.
- Mom.
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Not after Megan and Quinn.
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I'm not going through this again.
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You're not gonna make me that mom.
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Tara, it's lovely to meet you.
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You seem like a nice girl.
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But my son isn't allowed
to have sleepovers and he knows this.
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Oh, we're not having sex, Mrs Botwin.
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I'm a virgin.
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- Oh, really?
- I honour God with my abstinence.
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Until the day I join my husband in marriage.
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You don't say.
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- They're everywhere.
- It's true. We're abstaining.
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- Well, good for you.
- I have a question.
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Do you really think evolution is a lie?
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Well, I believe that I'm descended
from Adam and Eve, and not a monkey.
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So, natural selection, Darwinism,
empirical data, none of that factors in for you?
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Evolution is just a theory.
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I mean that's why they call it
the Theory of Evolution
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- and not the Fact of Evolution.
- Oh, what about...
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Hey. You've asked your question.
Now shut the fuck up.
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Silas, don't swear at your brother.
Shane, don't antagonise Tara.
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Tara, keep saving it for the Lord.
Where the fuck's Andy?
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OK, everybody. That's lunch.
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Lexington Steele?
Oh, pleasure to meet you, sir.
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Andy Botwin. Huge fan.
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Not huge the way you're huge,
admiration huge.
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- Thanks, bud.
- Hey, I took you in the ass.
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Your dildo.
The one they had moulded from your dick.
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I was with a girl, Israeli, she strapped it on.
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To be truthful, for me, too big.
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Er, the dildo, not the girl.
Gave me a little oose-lay oopie-pay.
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- Know what I mean?
- What's good on the menu?
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What isn't good?
In the style of this house,
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I present you a Mediterranean feast.
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Hummus, baba ghanoush, couscous...
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- Got any beef?
- Oh, yeah, kebabs right there.
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- OK.
- So, does beef keep you hard?
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I just like beef.
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- Hey.
- Oh, ladies, back away.
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One stray pube in the tabbouleh, the health
department could shut down the whole buffet.
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Wait, look at you shaven mavens.
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I take it all back, go ahead. Step right up.
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- Oh, you're funny.
- And cute, for a cook.
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- What's up?
- Come on in. Close the door.
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Fine, but we're keeping the shades open.
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Listen, I just had a development
get shut down in Phoenix
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because of paperwork issues,
and I need for that not to happen here.
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Be a doll and legalise my construction crew
for me this afternoon.
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Look, I know this is not the most
kosher thing in the world to do,
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so if you can't do it, I'll just fire you
and hire someone who will.
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You have no idea how un-kosher I can be.
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Oh, well, now I'm intrigued. Tell me more.
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Can I do this tomorrow? I have an appointment.
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- An appointment?
- It's a woman thing.
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Oh, well, it always is with you women.
OK, tomorrow.
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I got lunch.
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I figured we'd eat at one of those tables
in the courtyard and...
237
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Oh. Nancy, I only have two sandwiches.
238
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- I'm sorry.
- No problem, Celia.
239
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You know, Sullivan, the fastest way
to get those referendum signatures
240
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may be to have Nancy gather them.
241
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She has scads of sales experience.
242
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That's a great idea, Celia.
243
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Yeah, you've got yourself
a good little worker here.
244
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I'll be back later.
245
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Dude, if you are fucking with us,
that is so not cool...
246
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Shh! We're rolling.
247
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These are my dishwashers.
248
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Over here.
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Be cool.
250
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This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Why's the black guy wearing a pirate's hat?
251
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It's called Peckers of the Caribbean.
252
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- He's Captain Jack. Get it?
- Not really. Shouldn't they be on a ship?
253
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There's an anchor.
254
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Urgh.
255
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- Pardon me.
- Come on, we're still rolling.
256
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- Come on, keep going.
- Still rolling, still rolling.
257
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- Oh, God, oh.
- Actually, I need five minutes.
258
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- Oh!
- Better make it 10.
259
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Cut. Cut.
260
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Hey.
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- How you doing?
- Sore.
262
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- Hi, I'm... I'm Dean.
- Are you staring at my tits?
263
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- Paul. Get this fucking creep out of here.
- I didn't do anything.
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- Jenny.
- Fucking pervert.
265
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- I didn't do anything.
- Escort Mr Tits off the property.
266
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I didn't do anything.
267
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Paul, I gotta go home.
His food gave me the shits.
268
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Well, I guess we're even.
269
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God damn it. My lead's gone.
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This is not good, not good.
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Let's do all girls.
272
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Honey, it's called Peckers of the Caribbean.
273
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How are we gonna do a movie
about peckers without peckers?
274
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I'll do it. I recently measured myself
and I'm quite large.
275
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Not Lex large, but respectable.
And I'm practically a peg leg.
276
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- Fuck you.
- Fair enough.
277
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Jenny, this one goes, too.
278
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And you, listen to me.
From now on, it's chicken and fucking rice.
279
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If I see anything ethnic on this table,
you are fired.
280
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The only thing I want coming out
of my actors' asses is a hard dick. Got it?
281
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Say you love Jesus. Say it.
282
00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:15,843
If I say I love another man,
doesn't that make me gay?
283
00:16:15,926 --> 00:16:20,222
- Do you want to be damned for all eternity?
- No, I just want you to go to hell.
284
00:16:21,765 --> 00:16:25,185
- We're trying to save you.
- You guys, stop.
285
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"Blessed are the peacemakers. "
Matthew 5:9.
286
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:34,403
Shane, don't you want to be saved?
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- By you?
- Well, only you can decide
288
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to take Jesus into your heart,
but I can help.
289
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We can talk about him, study his word.
290
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Why don't we try it at lunch today?
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- See how it goes.
- OK.
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Great.
293
00:17:02,139 --> 00:17:04,016
What happened to you?
294
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Amelia's going to save me.
295
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Amelia.
296
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I'm not sure this is such a good idea.
297
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- You second guessing me, bitch?
- No, not at all. Respect.
298
00:17:28,999 --> 00:17:32,962
I'm just... Maybe you shouldn't mention
them having shot you or the drive-by.
299
00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:38,008
You know how gangsters can be
and their egos and their guns and shivs.
300
00:17:38,092 --> 00:17:42,638
Look, they ain't gonna shoot you in public,
so just shut the fuck up.
301
00:17:43,222 --> 00:17:45,224
Hey, it's the brick dance lady.
302
00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:46,308
Yo.
303
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:50,604
- Give me back our fucking chiva.
- Man, I don't got your chiva.
304
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:55,985
If you let me have the weed trade, you can take
everything else. All the hard shit's yours.
305
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:58,028
I ain't a greedy hard-ass like U-Turn.
306
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:02,074
- Whoa!
- Where's our fucking chiva, pendejo?
307
00:18:02,157 --> 00:18:05,411
Yo, man, I ain't got it. No. Please.
308
00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:08,330
Know what? Maybe we kill you anyway.
309
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Turn you on a spit.
310
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I can feed a whole fucking country.
311
00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:18,090
- What... What's chiva?
- Tigre. Goma. Brea.
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00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:21,343
- No, no, no, no, no comprende.
- Heroin, chelita.
313
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Oh.
314
00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:26,599
No. Now I think I know
what he's talking about.
315
00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:29,476
- Maybe.
- You got my chapapote?
316
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,520
Oh, jeez, you have so many names for it.
317
00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:34,899
Yeah, it's kind of like
Eskimos and snow. Right?
318
00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:39,862
You better talk quick
before I pop burrito here, querida.
319
00:18:39,945 --> 00:18:43,616
If I knew where it was, your... stuff,
320
00:18:43,699 --> 00:18:46,493
and you got it back,
would you leave us alone?
321
00:18:48,454 --> 00:18:50,456
Please take the gun out of his mouth.
322
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,294
That motherfucker trusted you and not me?
323
00:18:55,377 --> 00:18:57,504
Enough, Marvin. He didn't appreciate you.
324
00:18:57,588 --> 00:18:59,173
Now, listen, listen, listen.
325
00:18:59,256 --> 00:19:02,509
I want you to wipe out my debt, all of it.
326
00:19:02,593 --> 00:19:04,261
Along with Heylia's and Conrad's.
327
00:19:04,345 --> 00:19:07,556
Gone. Finished. Over.
328
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,602
Bullshit. You mine, bitch, you all mine.
329
00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:17,858
Guillermo, Marvin doesn't want me
to give you your chiva back.
330
00:19:17,942 --> 00:19:20,486
I want to, but I'm his bitch, so I can't.
331
00:19:22,112 --> 00:19:25,991
Yo, Fat Albert. You gonna give
my brick dancer what she wants?
332
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:29,453
Or maybe you want to hang out
with U-Turn again?
333
00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:31,622
I'm sure that he's lonely en el infierno.
334
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:35,626
- OK, OK.
- On your mother's life?
335
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:38,003
I swear. You off the hook.
336
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:43,467
And I'm growing impatient.
337
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:46,679
OK, one sec. One sec, one sec, one sec.
338
00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:53,394
OK, tomorrow morning,
go to this address,
339
00:19:54,353 --> 00:19:57,856
follow these instructions,
you'll get your trunk. OK?
340
00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:03,320
Hey, both of you.
These streets belongs to Mexico now.
341
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:07,408
You out of the drug business, amigos.
Not even mota.
342
00:20:08,325 --> 00:20:10,911
Oh, that's weed in English.
343
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:15,457
I don't ever want to see or hear
about you dealing anywhere in my city.
344
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,128
Nada. Nothing.
345
00:20:29,972 --> 00:20:31,181
Adios.
346
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:39,356
Hey, hey, hey.
347
00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:46,488
Hey, Amelia. I missed you at lunch today.
What happened?
348
00:20:46,572 --> 00:20:50,201
I apologise, Shane.
I haven't forgotten about you.
349
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:53,871
The Lord has sent me someone
who's in greater need of prayer and counsel.
350
00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:57,416
Yeah? But I'm a blasphemous, liberal Jew.
351
00:20:57,499 --> 00:20:59,919
What could be worse than that?
352
00:21:00,002 --> 00:21:03,923
Isabelle thinks she's a homosexual,
but she's just lost her way.
353
00:21:04,006 --> 00:21:05,966
I've gotta help her.
354
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:23,067
Hola. Cómo está? Gracias.
355
00:21:24,735 --> 00:21:30,741
Hola. Su nombre es Martin Shackelman.
Hola, Señor Shackelman.
356
00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:33,035
Mi nombre es Estefan Fenelon.
357
00:21:33,118 --> 00:21:37,414
No, Estefan. You are now Harold Strauss.
358
00:21:37,498 --> 00:21:39,875
Si, señor, si.
359
00:21:43,587 --> 00:21:49,051
Erm... Sign with your new name, por favor.
360
00:21:49,134 --> 00:21:53,639
Sign this petition
for an Agrestic-Majestic merge.
361
00:21:54,932 --> 00:21:57,393
Si. It's a beautiful thing.
362
00:21:57,977 --> 00:22:00,020
Gracias. Por favor.
363
00:22:00,479 --> 00:22:02,106
Got to learn Spanish.
364
00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:13,117
♪ Evil
365
00:22:14,994 --> 00:22:16,620
♪ Eatin'at my soul
366
00:22:19,748 --> 00:22:21,166
♪ Evil
367
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:24,879
♪ Eatin'at my soul
368
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:29,633
♪ Evil
369
00:22:31,093 --> 00:22:33,429
♪ Eatin'at my soul
370
00:22:36,348 --> 00:22:38,183
♪ Evil
371
00:22:39,643 --> 00:22:42,187
♪ Eatin'at my soul
372
00:22:44,815 --> 00:22:46,317
♪ Evil
373
00:22:48,319 --> 00:22:51,280
♪ Eatin'at my soul
374
00:22:54,658 --> 00:22:55,659
♪ Evil ♪
375
00:23:07,922 --> 00:23:10,716
Your referendum, non-kosher.
376
00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:14,136
I don't believe it.
You couldn't have had time to get them all.
377
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,180
I'm very resourceful.
378
00:23:18,682 --> 00:23:22,436
There's a towel in the bathroom
if you need to get out of your wet clothes.
379
00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:26,148
I don't need a towel.
380
00:23:28,776 --> 00:23:31,153
You're gonna help me celebrate.
381
00:23:33,656 --> 00:23:36,283
- What are we celebrating?
- My freedom.
382
00:23:37,368 --> 00:23:40,079
- Are you quitting?
- No.
383
00:23:41,205 --> 00:23:42,581
At least not yet.
384
00:23:42,665 --> 00:23:45,334
We're gonna see how this goes first.
385
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,052
Any chance you speak Spanish?
386
00:23:55,135 --> 00:23:56,762
Huh?
387
00:23:57,846 --> 00:23:58,847
Never mind.
388
00:24:01,225 --> 00:24:03,894
Oh, I have to warn you.
389
00:24:03,978 --> 00:24:07,731
My last two relationships,
both guys ended up dead.
390
00:24:13,237 --> 00:24:15,406
♪ The earth is a song
391
00:24:15,489 --> 00:24:18,576
♪ Every creature lives to sing
392
00:24:20,077 --> 00:24:22,204
♪ There's summer and fall
393
00:24:22,288 --> 00:24:25,416
♪ Then there's winter, then there's spring
394
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:29,003
♪ When winter's too long
395
00:24:29,086 --> 00:24:32,464
♪ You might think something's gone wrong
396
00:24:32,548 --> 00:24:34,049
♪ Nothing's wrong
397
00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:35,843
♪ It's not gone
398
00:24:35,926 --> 00:24:37,636
♪ It's too strong
399
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,431
♪ See, the earth keeps turning on
400
00:24:47,521 --> 00:24:49,648
♪ The earth is a game
401
00:24:49,732 --> 00:24:52,902
♪ Every creature lives to play
402
00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:56,697
♪ Always the same
403
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:59,658
♪ There is night and then there's day
404
00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:03,329
♪ When night is too long
405
00:25:03,412 --> 00:25:06,832
♪ You might think something's gone wrong
406
00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:08,500
♪ Nothing's wrong
407
00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:10,002
♪ It's not gone
408
00:25:10,085 --> 00:25:12,004
♪ It's too strong
409
00:25:12,087 --> 00:25:14,924
♪ See the earth keeps turning on... ♪