1 00:00:00,598 --> 00:00:02,113 Previously, on Weeds 2 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:03,859 That was a real nice brick dance. 3 00:00:05,344 --> 00:00:07,942 - I left you a package in the garage. - Heroin? 4 00:00:08,045 --> 00:00:09,068 We need these votes. 5 00:00:09,318 --> 00:00:10,630 I'm thinking a golf membership. 6 00:00:10,893 --> 00:00:11,897 I don't play golf. 7 00:00:12,032 --> 00:00:13,537 What is it you do play, Celia? 8 00:00:14,096 --> 00:00:15,507 I play house. 9 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:18,075 We're shooting a movie in one of our empty houses. 10 00:00:18,499 --> 00:00:20,486 Needs a caterer, you'll thank me later. 11 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:23,341 Can you convince mom that I'm stuck in a classroom 12 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:26,044 full of religious zealots, two klicks away from jihad? 13 00:00:26,353 --> 00:00:27,549 I like you, Nancy Botwin. 14 00:00:27,752 --> 00:00:30,203 I bet you look good rolling right out of bed in the morning. 15 00:00:30,308 --> 00:00:32,345 You've been fucking him the whole time you were married to me? 16 00:00:32,461 --> 00:00:34,992 It's just business between us, always has been. 17 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:36,986 Agent Fundis, D.E.A. 18 00:00:37,429 --> 00:00:39,089 I'm here to talk about Peter Scottson. 19 00:00:39,552 --> 00:00:42,457 He hasn't come into work for a few days, and we haven't heard from him. 20 00:00:42,566 --> 00:00:45,286 Clinique here gon' take you and fuck the gay out of you. 21 00:00:45,884 --> 00:00:47,033 I can see your boner. 22 00:00:48,136 --> 00:00:49,159 Don't be embarrassed. 23 00:00:49,352 --> 00:00:51,378 That's what god's love is all about. 24 00:00:51,513 --> 00:00:54,349 I've been shot! Man, you think it was the mexicans? 25 00:00:54,503 --> 00:00:55,988 Cucaracha motherfuckers. 26 00:00:57,397 --> 00:00:58,419 Now, where's our crop? 27 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:03,556 You get your fuckin' crops, and then we're done with your ass. 28 00:01:03,822 --> 00:01:06,465 It's over when I say it's over. 29 00:01:08,545 --> 00:01:09,684 U-turn, oh, my god. 30 00:01:09,915 --> 00:01:10,915 Call for help! 31 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:13,683 I've been waiting a long time for this, motherfucker. 32 00:01:13,818 --> 00:01:16,567 U- turn's dead! He's dead! 33 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:22,437 Weeds - Season 3 - Episode 07 He Taught Me How To Drive By 34 00:01:22,559 --> 00:01:26,139 Transcript by testexam 35 00:01:26,392 --> 00:01:30,655 Synch : Michvanilly / [dx] / Macanto, San-A 36 00:02:27,666 --> 00:02:29,383 Why exactly is he in a hot tub? 37 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,447 The boat didn't fit. 38 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:33,433 Oh, of course not. 39 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:35,730 Look at his grand-mama 40 00:02:36,134 --> 00:02:38,083 crying over there in her designer dress. 41 00:02:38,681 --> 00:02:40,621 He sure was good to her. 42 00:02:40,949 --> 00:02:42,550 She gonna miss that gravy train. 43 00:02:42,878 --> 00:02:45,944 Someone should go over there and poke him. See if he flinch or something... 44 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:47,774 just to be sure. 45 00:02:48,681 --> 00:02:50,067 He looks pretty dead to me. 46 00:02:51,382 --> 00:02:53,427 'Sup, Two Strikes? 47 00:02:54,115 --> 00:02:55,890 Hey, Clinique, how you doing, baby? 48 00:02:55,993 --> 00:02:57,646 Oh, I'm fuckin' pregnant again. 49 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:00,182 Some indian kid I mercy-fucked for U-turn. 50 00:03:02,439 --> 00:03:03,442 Oh, sorry. 51 00:03:03,755 --> 00:03:04,758 Y'all know each other? 52 00:03:05,646 --> 00:03:06,668 No, hi. 53 00:03:07,401 --> 00:03:09,524 Two strikes, is it? Nancy. Hello. 54 00:03:10,605 --> 00:03:12,090 I ain't giving this one up. 55 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:14,637 Damn. 56 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:16,416 I remember when he was just a wannabe, 57 00:03:17,495 --> 00:03:19,906 when we busted our carjacking cherries together. 58 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,367 He taught me how to drive-by. 59 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,160 Respect. 60 00:03:29,913 --> 00:03:30,916 Thank you. 61 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,427 Don't think of this as a loss of identity. 62 00:03:34,568 --> 00:03:37,134 Think of this as an upgrade to a better way of life... 63 00:03:37,809 --> 00:03:40,521 Better services, better schools, better tax base. 64 00:03:40,772 --> 00:03:42,469 - This merger... - Oh, enough. 65 00:03:42,624 --> 00:03:44,745 Agrestic and Majestic are never gonna merge. 66 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,069 I told them about your deal with Celia. 67 00:03:47,612 --> 00:03:49,425 Where are our houses? 68 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:52,165 I was more than generous with all of you. 69 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:54,816 Let's get an idea of how the vote's gonna go. I gotta get home for 70 00:03:54,919 --> 00:03:56,286 "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" 71 00:03:56,389 --> 00:03:58,824 all in favor of a town merger with Majestic, say, "aye." 72 00:03:59,769 --> 00:04:01,312 - Aye. - All those against? 73 00:04:01,544 --> 00:04:02,547 NAY! 74 00:04:02,759 --> 00:04:05,460 Oh, the nays have it. Up your ass, Groff. 75 00:04:05,691 --> 00:04:07,717 Friends, this is a colossal mistake. 76 00:04:07,818 --> 00:04:09,223 Think of the people you represent. 77 00:04:09,358 --> 00:04:12,522 The votes aren't there... nothing more to say. 78 00:04:13,307 --> 00:04:16,479 Find yourself another town to swallow. Celia can help you. She's good at that. 79 00:04:16,698 --> 00:04:19,165 All right, not so fast, 4th grader. 80 00:04:19,952 --> 00:04:23,447 There is a way to bypass a city council on this issue. 81 00:04:23,928 --> 00:04:27,488 If it's put to a referendum, the town can decide. 82 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,204 Referendum. 83 00:04:29,966 --> 00:04:31,778 Hell of an idea, councilwoman Hodes. 84 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,225 - Whore. - Whore, whore. 85 00:04:34,380 --> 00:04:36,191 Whore... 86 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,996 - You did that on purpose. - Hey, guys, come on, 87 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,521 what's wrong with you people? 88 00:04:43,624 --> 00:04:45,824 Miss Hodes knows that this is good for Agrestic. 89 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:47,754 Whatever. let's get out of here. 90 00:04:56,043 --> 00:04:57,248 I want to thank you for that. 91 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:01,363 That's what friends do. 92 00:05:01,597 --> 00:05:03,082 I don't want to be your friend. 93 00:05:05,196 --> 00:05:06,200 Come home with me. 94 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:08,399 What about lunch tomorrow? 95 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:09,769 I'm not hungry for food. 96 00:05:11,039 --> 00:05:12,894 Well, maybe by then you will be. 97 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:22,046 So, what does this mean for our debt? 98 00:05:22,779 --> 00:05:23,821 Are we off the hook? 99 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:25,476 Depends on who makes new leader. 100 00:05:27,969 --> 00:05:29,435 Well, how does that work? 101 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:32,722 - Is there an election? - What, you ain't get the ballot? 102 00:05:33,694 --> 00:05:35,548 There's Marvin, maybe he can shed some light. 103 00:05:39,078 --> 00:05:40,116 Hey, Marvin. 104 00:05:41,158 --> 00:05:42,946 - How you doing? - Okay. 105 00:05:43,519 --> 00:05:45,449 I know this must be really hard for you, 106 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:48,150 losing your friend, your cuz, 107 00:05:48,904 --> 00:05:51,219 which could mean your cousin or not... 108 00:05:51,412 --> 00:05:53,342 I'm a little unclear... 109 00:05:54,383 --> 00:05:55,830 But also your leader. 110 00:05:57,392 --> 00:05:59,533 My dad and his moms were second cousins. 111 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,096 Well, there you go. 112 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:04,086 So, I just also wanted to say 113 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,015 that it's been great getting to know you, 114 00:06:06,517 --> 00:06:08,611 - and maybe one day... - Wait... 115 00:06:09,845 --> 00:06:11,774 You think 'cause U-turn dead, you off the hook? 116 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,726 - No? - Who's in charge now? 117 00:06:14,994 --> 00:06:15,997 Me. 118 00:06:17,695 --> 00:06:19,412 I'm the nigga in charge over here. 119 00:06:20,299 --> 00:06:21,418 You owe me now. 120 00:06:23,493 --> 00:06:24,639 You got a problem with that? 121 00:06:25,064 --> 00:06:29,081 No... It's just... it's a big job you're taking on, Marvin. 122 00:06:29,602 --> 00:06:30,605 I'm a big boy. 123 00:06:31,029 --> 00:06:32,225 How's your ass doing? 124 00:06:34,126 --> 00:06:35,226 How'd you know about that? 125 00:06:35,921 --> 00:06:38,409 - Nancy? - I didn't say anything, I swear. 126 00:06:38,602 --> 00:06:41,892 U- turn... he said something about it the other day when he paid me a visit. 127 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:44,091 He said the mexicans popped you? 128 00:06:44,582 --> 00:06:45,887 You gonna take that shit on? 129 00:06:46,244 --> 00:06:48,017 I ain't afraid of those taco bells. 130 00:06:48,769 --> 00:06:51,144 - But I am gonna settle things right. - Settle? 131 00:06:51,646 --> 00:06:52,649 Call a meeting, 132 00:06:53,382 --> 00:06:55,475 figure something out before we all kill each other. 133 00:06:55,697 --> 00:06:56,778 You're goin' face-to-face? 134 00:06:57,414 --> 00:06:59,556 They gonna gun your big ass down for real this time. 135 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,318 Not with her there, they won't. 136 00:07:02,109 --> 00:07:04,308 No one wants a dead white lady on their hands. 137 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,246 Oh, I'm not sure I'm comfortable going to a gang summit. 138 00:07:07,748 --> 00:07:10,934 You ain't got no fucking choice. We goin' tomorrow. 139 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:16,568 I thought you were going to summer camp. 140 00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:18,041 Too expensive with the divorce. 141 00:07:18,186 --> 00:07:19,285 Everything's a mess. 142 00:07:20,923 --> 00:07:22,378 So, what's the deal here? 143 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:23,803 Watch. 144 00:07:24,078 --> 00:07:26,713 This is a case of betrayal. 145 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:28,140 Judas did it. 146 00:07:32,749 --> 00:07:36,916 This is the strange case of the mad scientist. 147 00:07:37,038 --> 00:07:39,836 Big bang's a lie, and dinosaurs lived on earth the same time as man. 148 00:07:40,095 --> 00:07:41,478 - Shane Botwin! - What? 149 00:07:41,826 --> 00:07:44,039 If you're gonna shove your doctrine down our throats, 150 00:07:44,154 --> 00:07:45,293 at least be clever about it. 151 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,859 I thought I was, but I guess you're just too smart for me. 152 00:07:49,572 --> 00:07:50,749 Perhaps you should take over, 153 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,640 present something to the class that is mysterious to you. 154 00:07:54,527 --> 00:07:56,418 - Okay. - Okay! Stand up. 155 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,918 I'd like to solve the mystery 156 00:08:01,362 --> 00:08:03,683 of the school that receives federal funding... 157 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:06,287 yet promotes a religious curriculum 158 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,390 in direct violation 159 00:08:08,699 --> 00:08:11,163 of church-state separation mandates. 160 00:08:13,015 --> 00:08:14,404 Sit down, Shane Botwin. 161 00:08:15,272 --> 00:08:16,295 Yes, sir. 162 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:19,323 Jesus Christ. 163 00:08:20,365 --> 00:08:21,446 Exactly. 164 00:08:31,847 --> 00:08:32,850 How're you doing? 165 00:08:33,477 --> 00:08:35,425 You know, living the dream. 166 00:08:36,911 --> 00:08:39,072 - You? - How did you know Marvin got shot? 167 00:08:39,226 --> 00:08:41,109 U- turn never said anything about it that day. 168 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:43,436 You really think you deserve to know the answer to that? 169 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:45,327 I think that's what you wanted to talk to me about. 170 00:08:45,428 --> 00:08:47,097 Maybe I want to talk to you about how you kiss. 171 00:08:47,203 --> 00:08:48,968 Maybe that's a discussion for another time. 172 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,178 Look, the mexicans are real pissed at Marvin 173 00:08:54,314 --> 00:08:55,548 for his part in the drive-by. 174 00:08:55,799 --> 00:08:57,933 U- turn's really pissed they shot Marvin in the ass. 175 00:08:58,081 --> 00:08:59,779 Maybe they didn't shoot him in the ass. 176 00:09:00,948 --> 00:09:03,987 Maybe someone else did it to make it look like the mexicans did it. 177 00:09:04,087 --> 00:09:06,469 Maybe someone did it to start a gang war 178 00:09:06,569 --> 00:09:10,743 and let all them motherfuckers kill each other so that we could all be free 179 00:09:14,038 --> 00:09:15,576 Don't go to this meeting. 180 00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:19,391 now he's concerned. 181 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,106 What the hell was I supposed to do? 182 00:09:22,504 --> 00:09:23,611 Something. 183 00:09:24,307 --> 00:09:25,883 Maybe I was doing it. 184 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:28,631 {}Yeah{}. 185 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,908 Sorry I knocked over your plant. 186 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,611 Wasn't my plant. 187 00:09:47,051 --> 00:09:48,266 I'm telling you, mom, 188 00:09:48,391 --> 00:09:50,419 I'm at a very impressionable age. 189 00:09:50,651 --> 00:09:53,191 And if you're not careful, this pedagogy will take root, 190 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:55,621 and you'll end up with a right-wing narc on your hands. 191 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,312 Hang tough, stick to your beliefs. 192 00:09:57,412 --> 00:09:59,641 Show a little character. I know you have it in you. 193 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,035 They're fundamentalists. 194 00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:03,194 You're not getting out of summer school! 195 00:10:03,943 --> 00:10:05,408 I don't have anywhere else to put you. 196 00:10:05,511 --> 00:10:07,655 You're not sitting at home all day playing with my video games. 197 00:10:07,763 --> 00:10:10,992 - Don't say I didn't warn you. - Morning 198 00:10:11,382 --> 00:10:12,730 Mom, this is Tara. 199 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,968 - Little early for a visitor, isn't it? - She slept over. 200 00:10:21,044 --> 00:10:24,020 - Silas... - Mom... 201 00:10:24,794 --> 00:10:26,419 ... Not after megan and quinn. 202 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:28,892 I'm not going through this again. 203 00:10:29,757 --> 00:10:31,311 You're not gonna make me that mom. 204 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,133 Tara, it's lovely to meet you. 205 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:37,572 You seem like a nice girl. 206 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:40,916 But my son isn't allowed to have sleepovers, and he knows this. 207 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,847 Oh, we're not having sex, mrs. Botwin. 208 00:10:44,182 --> 00:10:45,376 I'm a virgin. 209 00:10:46,628 --> 00:10:49,435 - Oh, really? - I honor god mith my abstinence... 210 00:10:50,113 --> 00:10:52,338 Until the day I join my husband in marriage. 211 00:10:53,073 --> 00:10:54,996 - You don't say. - They're everywhere. 212 00:10:55,096 --> 00:10:57,884 It's true. we're abstaining. 213 00:11:02,238 --> 00:11:03,513 Well, good for you. 214 00:11:03,778 --> 00:11:06,981 I have a question. Do you really think evolution is a lie? 215 00:11:07,613 --> 00:11:08,861 Well, I believe 216 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:12,197 that I'm descended from adam and eve and not a monkey. 217 00:11:12,819 --> 00:11:16,632 So, natural selection, darwinism, empirical data... 218 00:11:16,899 --> 00:11:18,457 None of that factors in for you? 219 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:20,767 Evolution is just a theory. 220 00:11:21,594 --> 00:11:23,859 I mean, that's why they call it the theory of evolution 221 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,714 and not the fact of evolution. 222 00:11:25,897 --> 00:11:27,003 Oh, what about... 223 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:29,858 You've asked your question. now shut the fuck up. 224 00:11:30,105 --> 00:11:32,847 Silas, don't swear at your brother. Shane, don't antagonize Tara. 225 00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,771 Tara, keep saving it for the lord. 226 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,275 Where the fuck's andy? 227 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,817 Okay, everybody, that's lunch! 228 00:11:42,887 --> 00:11:43,999 Lexington steele? 229 00:11:44,487 --> 00:11:46,361 Oh, pleasure to meet you, sir! 230 00:11:46,461 --> 00:11:48,375 Andy botwin, huge fan! 231 00:11:48,671 --> 00:11:51,260 Not huge the way you're huge... admiration huge. 232 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,399 - Thanks, bud. - Hey, I took you in the ass. Huh? 233 00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:57,693 Your dildo, the one they had molded from your dick. 234 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,396 I was with a girl, israeli. she strapped it on. 235 00:12:01,623 --> 00:12:04,145 To be truthful, for me, too big... 236 00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:06,443 The dildo, not the girl. 237 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:09,665 Gave me a little oose-lay oopy-pay, know what I mean? 238 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,935 - Look, what's good on the menu? - Oh, what isn't good? 239 00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:15,328 I present you a mediterranean feast... 240 00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:18,640 - Hummus, baba ghanoush, couscous... - Got any beef? 241 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,429 Oh, yeah, kebabs right there. 242 00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:23,343 So, does beef keep you hard? 243 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:24,510 I just like beef. 244 00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:31,357 Oh, ladies, back away. One stray pube in the tabbouleh, 245 00:12:31,457 --> 00:12:33,598 the health department could shut down the whole buffet. 246 00:12:34,191 --> 00:12:37,911 Wait, look at you shaven mavens. I take it all back. 247 00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:39,244 Go ahead, step right up. 248 00:12:40,646 --> 00:12:44,315 - You're funny. - And cute... For a cook. 249 00:12:47,692 --> 00:12:50,562 - What's up? - Come in. Close the door. 250 00:12:50,799 --> 00:12:53,584 Fine, but we're keeping the shades open. 251 00:12:54,115 --> 00:12:57,375 Listen, I just had a development get shut down in phoenix 252 00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:58,900 because of some paperwork issues, 253 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,773 and I need for that not to happen here. 254 00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:05,073 Be a doll and legalize my construction crew for me this afternoon. 255 00:13:06,384 --> 00:13:09,514 Look, I know this is not the most kosher thing in the world to do, 256 00:13:09,813 --> 00:13:13,326 so if you can't do it, I'll just fire you and hire someone who will. 257 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:18,170 You have no idea how unkosher I can be. 258 00:13:18,395 --> 00:13:20,074 Now I'm intrigued. tell me more. 259 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,819 Can I do this tomorrow? I have an appointment this afternoon. 260 00:13:23,058 --> 00:13:24,761 - An appointment? - It's a woman thing. 261 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:28,074 Oh, well, it always is with you women. 262 00:13:28,202 --> 00:13:29,446 Okay, tomorrow. 263 00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:33,128 I got lunch. 264 00:13:34,629 --> 00:13:35,800 I figured we'd eat 265 00:13:35,944 --> 00:13:38,520 at one of those tables in the courtyard and... 266 00:13:41,181 --> 00:13:44,921 Nancy, I only have two sandwiches. I'm sorry. 267 00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:46,724 No problem, celia. 268 00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,626 You know, Sullivan, the fastest way 269 00:13:49,726 --> 00:13:51,823 to get those referendum signatures 270 00:13:51,923 --> 00:13:55,470 may be to have Nancy gather them. 271 00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:58,638 She has scads of sales experience. 272 00:13:59,209 --> 00:14:00,665 That's a great idea, celia. 273 00:14:00,864 --> 00:14:03,733 Yeah, you've got yourself a good little worker here. 274 00:14:05,905 --> 00:14:07,304 I'll be back later. 275 00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:15,824 Dude, if you are fucking with us, that is so not cool. 276 00:14:16,665 --> 00:14:17,812 They're rolling. 277 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:21,413 These are my dishwashers. Over there 278 00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:23,729 Be cool. 279 00:14:28,874 --> 00:14:30,502 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. 280 00:14:31,835 --> 00:14:33,039 why is the black guy wearing a pirate's hat? 281 00:14:33,493 --> 00:14:37,040 It's called "peckers of the caribbean. " He's captain Jack. Get it? 282 00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:39,276 Not really. shouldn't they be on a ship? 283 00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:41,869 There's an anchor. 284 00:14:47,441 --> 00:14:48,518 Pardon me. 285 00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:51,147 Come on, still rolling here. come on, keep going. 286 00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:53,889 Still rolling. we're still rolling. 287 00:14:53,989 --> 00:14:54,993 Oh, god! 288 00:14:55,387 --> 00:14:56,732 Actually, I need five minutes. 289 00:14:57,985 --> 00:14:58,988 Better make it 10. 290 00:14:59,088 --> 00:15:01,049 Cut! Cut! 291 00:15:06,484 --> 00:15:08,384 - How you doing? - Sore. 292 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,254 Hi, I'm... I'm dean. 293 00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:12,867 Are you staring at my tits? 294 00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:15,682 Paul, get this fucking creep out of here. 295 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,649 - I didn't do anything. - Fucking pervert. 296 00:15:18,863 --> 00:15:21,329 - Escort mr. Tits here off the property. - I didn't do anything. 297 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,382 I didn't do any... I didn't do anything! 298 00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:26,865 Paul, I got to go home. his food gave me the shits. 299 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,412 Well, I guess we're even. 300 00:15:32,802 --> 00:15:34,745 God damn it! my lead's gone. 301 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:39,243 - This is not good... not good! - Let's do all girls. 302 00:15:39,343 --> 00:15:41,510 Honey, it's called "peckers of the caribbean." 303 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,748 how are we gonna do a movie about peckers without peckers? 304 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,239 I'll do it. 305 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:50,036 I, uh, recently measured myself, and I'm quite large... 306 00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:54,249 Not Lex large, but respectable, and I'm practically a peg leg. 307 00:15:54,427 --> 00:15:55,578 - Fuck you. - Okay, fair enough. 308 00:15:55,678 --> 00:15:57,350 Jenny, this one goes, too. 309 00:15:58,116 --> 00:15:59,431 And you, listen to me. 310 00:15:59,531 --> 00:16:01,427 From now on, it's chicken and fucking rice. 311 00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:04,336 If I see anything ethnic on this table, you are fired. 312 00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:06,776 The only thing I want coming out of my actors'asses 313 00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:08,777 is a hard dick, got it? 314 00:16:09,944 --> 00:16:11,259 Say you love jesus. say it. 315 00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:14,057 If I say I love another man, doesn't that make me gay? 316 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,910 Do you want to be damned for all eternity? 317 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,500 No, I just want you to go to hell. 318 00:16:20,136 --> 00:16:21,154 We're trying to save you. 319 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,930 You guys, stop. 320 00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:29,078 "Blessed are the peacemakers." matthew 5:9. 321 00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:32,592 Shane, don't you want to be saved? 322 00:16:33,395 --> 00:16:34,400 By you? 323 00:16:34,504 --> 00:16:38,559 Well, only you can decide to take jesus into your heart, 324 00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,392 but I can help. 325 00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,916 We can talk about him, study his word. 326 00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:47,925 Why don't we try it at lunch today, see how it goes? 327 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:49,865 Okay. 328 00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:51,949 Great. 329 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,006 What happened to you? 330 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,587 Amelia's going to save me. 331 00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:16,046 Amelia. 332 00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:22,458 I'm not sure this is such a good idea. 333 00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:23,993 You second-guessing me, bitch? 334 00:17:24,095 --> 00:17:26,886 No, not at all. Respect. 335 00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:29,185 I'm just... maybe you shouldn't mention 336 00:17:29,286 --> 00:17:31,442 them having shot you or the drive-by. 337 00:17:31,544 --> 00:17:32,888 You know how gangsters can be 338 00:17:32,991 --> 00:17:36,059 and their egos and their guns and shivs. 339 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,778 Look, they ain't gonna shoot you in public 340 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,535 so just shut the fuck up. 341 00:17:41,392 --> 00:17:42,876 Hey, it's the brick dance lady. 342 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:44,421 Yo. 343 00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:46,421 Give me back our fucking chiva. 344 00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,127 Man, I don't got your chiva. 345 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,848 I'm just here to tell you that if you let me have the weed trade, 346 00:17:51,976 --> 00:17:54,190 you can take everything else... all the hard shit's yours. 347 00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:56,011 I ain't a greedy hard ass like U-turn. 348 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,101 Where's our fucking chiva, pendejo? 349 00:18:00,311 --> 00:18:01,849 Yo, man, I ain't got it. 350 00:18:02,012 --> 00:18:03,168 Son of a bitch. 351 00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:07,815 Maybe we kill you anyway, turn you on a spit. 352 00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,691 We can feed a whole fuckin'country. 353 00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:13,926 Uh, what's... what's chiva? 354 00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:17,744 - Tigre, goma, brea. - No, no, no. No comprende. 355 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,379 Heroin, Chelita. 356 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:24,600 Now I think I know what he's talking about. 357 00:18:25,848 --> 00:18:27,582 - Maybe. - You got my chapopote? 358 00:18:27,729 --> 00:18:29,431 Aw, Jeez, you have so many names for it. 359 00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:32,813 Yeah, it's kind of like eskimos and snow, right? 360 00:18:34,219 --> 00:18:36,596 You better talk quick before I pop gordito here, querida. 361 00:18:38,046 --> 00:18:41,595 If I knew where it was... your... Stuff 362 00:18:42,052 --> 00:18:44,521 and you got it back, would you leave us alone? 363 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,200 Piece-of-shit bastard. 364 00:18:47,314 --> 00:18:49,186 Would you please take the gun out of his mouth? 365 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:53,722 That motherfucker trusted you and not me? 366 00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:55,760 Okay, enough, Marvin. he didn't appreciate you. 367 00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:56,990 Now, listen... 368 00:18:57,623 --> 00:19:00,494 I want you to wipe out my debt, all of it, 369 00:19:00,664 --> 00:19:02,366 along with heylia's and conrad's... 370 00:19:02,653 --> 00:19:05,583 Gone, finished, over. 371 00:19:05,819 --> 00:19:09,172 Bullshit. You mine, bitch. you all mine. 372 00:19:10,407 --> 00:19:11,412 Guillermo, 373 00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:15,846 Marvin doesn't want me to give you your chiva back. 374 00:19:16,168 --> 00:19:18,513 I want to, but I'm his bitch, so I can't. 375 00:19:20,362 --> 00:19:21,472 Yo, fat albert... 376 00:19:22,305 --> 00:19:24,258 You gonna give my brick-dancer what she wants? 377 00:19:24,769 --> 00:19:26,771 Or maybe you want to hang out with U-Turn again. 378 00:19:27,788 --> 00:19:29,984 I'm sure that he's lonely en el infierno. 379 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,737 On your mother's life? 380 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:36,068 I swear. you off the hook. 381 00:19:39,335 --> 00:19:41,494 And I'm growing impatient. 382 00:19:41,825 --> 00:19:44,068 Okay, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec. 383 00:19:45,764 --> 00:19:46,769 Hold on. 384 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:51,421 Tomorrow morning, go to this address, 385 00:19:52,468 --> 00:19:54,582 follow these instructions, you'll get your trunk. 386 00:19:56,198 --> 00:19:57,707 Hey, both of you... 387 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,176 These streets belongs to méxico now. 388 00:20:01,778 --> 00:20:03,542 You out of the drug business, amigos. 389 00:20:04,096 --> 00:20:05,226 Not even mota. 390 00:20:06,564 --> 00:20:08,364 Oh, that's "weed" in english. 391 00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:13,273 I don't ever want to see or hear about you dealing anywhere in my city... 392 00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:15,430 Nada. 393 00:20:16,455 --> 00:20:17,460 Nothing. 394 00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:29,133 Adiós. 395 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:42,137 Hey, Amelia! 396 00:20:42,363 --> 00:20:44,504 I missed you at lunch today, what happened? 397 00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:48,007 I apologize, Shane. I haven't forgotten about you. 398 00:20:48,496 --> 00:20:51,867 The lord has sent me to someone who's in greater need of prayer and counsel. 399 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:55,453 Yeah? But I'm a blasphemous, liberal jew. 400 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,247 What could be worse than that? 401 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,697 Isabel thinks she's a homosexual, 402 00:21:00,199 --> 00:21:01,737 but she's just lost her way. 403 00:21:02,442 --> 00:21:03,472 I've got to help her. 404 00:21:17,997 --> 00:21:19,040 Hola. 405 00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,954 ¿Cómo está? Bien, gracias. 406 00:21:23,612 --> 00:21:26,298 Su nombre es Martin Shackelman. 407 00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:28,810 Hola, SeÑor Shackelman. 408 00:21:29,008 --> 00:21:30,562 Mi nombre es Estefan Fenelón. 409 00:21:31,272 --> 00:21:35,175 No, Estefan. you are now Harold Strauss. 410 00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:38,069 Sí, SeÑor, sí. 411 00:21:42,976 --> 00:21:46,981 Sign with your new name, por favor. 412 00:21:47,379 --> 00:21:48,830 Sign this petition 413 00:21:49,202 --> 00:21:52,153 for an Agrestic/Majestic merge. 414 00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:55,462 Sí. it's a beautiful thing. 415 00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:58,009 Gracias. Por favor. 416 00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:00,046 Got to learn Spanish. 417 00:23:06,077 --> 00:23:08,712 Your referendum, nonkosher. 418 00:23:09,599 --> 00:23:12,172 I don't believe it. You couldn't have had time to get them all. 419 00:23:12,538 --> 00:23:13,751 I'm very resourceful. 420 00:23:16,805 --> 00:23:18,415 There's a towel in the bathroom 421 00:23:18,978 --> 00:23:20,888 if you need to get out of your wet clothes. 422 00:23:22,327 --> 00:23:23,682 I don't need a towel. 423 00:23:26,894 --> 00:23:28,854 You're gonna help me celebrate. 424 00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:32,799 What are we celebrating? 425 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,015 My freedom. 426 00:23:35,513 --> 00:23:36,889 Are you quitting? 427 00:23:39,389 --> 00:23:40,487 At least not yet. 428 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,469 We're gonna see how this goes first. 429 00:23:51,447 --> 00:23:53,079 Any chance you speak spanish? 430 00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:56,871 Never mind. 431 00:23:59,553 --> 00:24:01,286 Oh, I have to warn you. 432 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,150 My last two relationships... both guys ended up dead.