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And Ken just seems
kind of angry.
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And that's
what you missed on...
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* Glee. *
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I bet we get stuck
with Mr. Sinacori
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as our sectionals
advisor.
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Oh, the creepy math teacher?
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He's always singing
when he walks down the halls.
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Hey, guys.
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Did any of you
think it was weird
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the way that Puck
rushed to Quinn's aid
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during rehearsal
yesterday?
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Is it the baby?
Is it coming?
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- Think we're supposed
to get hot towels.
- Would you both just shut up!
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There's, like, sweat on the
floor. I slipped, okay?
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I'm fine!
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No.
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I mean, he likes her.
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I mean, they're friends.
We all know that.
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RACHEL:
Yeah, but it seemed
like more than that.
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I've never told
you guys this before,
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but I'm a little psychic.
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I can't read minds
or anything yet,
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but I do have
a sixth sense.
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Something is definitely
going on there.
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Uh, we...we
got to go.
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We have to practice.
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Oh, and we will, as
soon as Mr. Schuester
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names a faculty advisor
to replace him.
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There's nothing to be scared of.
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I mean, it...it's not
like Carrie or anything.
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[school bell ringing]
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Hey. She's onto it.
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I know. It's really
freaking me out.
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Hold up.
[phone vibrating]
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Artie's buzzing in.
I'm going party line.
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Dudes, this
is serious.
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If she finds out, she's
going to tell Finn.
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She's a total
trout mouth.
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Kurt wants in.
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I say we lock Rachel up
until after sectionals.
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- I volunteer my basement.
- We can't.
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We assumed
it was you.
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Why would
I do that?
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To get back at Puck.
Aren't you guys dating?
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Sex is not dating.
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If it were, Santana and I
would be dating.
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Look, I don't want
to rock the boat.
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Since Quinn got pregnant,
I'm top dog around here.
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Hold up.
Rachel's walking by.
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Hey, hot mama?
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She's gone.
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Look, I know
I screwed up
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telling all you guys
about Quinn and Puck,
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and I feel really
terrible about it,
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but we cannot let
Rachel figure this out.
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If she tells Finn,
he's going to flip.
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And then, we really have
no chance at sectionals.
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Sync by honeybunny
Corrected by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Are you sure about this?
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But the wedding is on Saturday.
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- Your wedding.
- I know.
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We just pushed it back
a few hours.
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Now it doesn't have to happen
in broad daylight.
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Really, I want
to do this, Will.
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I want to take the kids
to sectionals.
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Okay, but...what about Ken?
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I mean, he...he's going
to be furious.
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I appealed to him
as an educator.
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You will always choose Schuester
over me.
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He won't even be there, Ken.
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I am doing this for the kids.
I really thought
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that you of all people
would understand this.
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This time,
I don't think that I do.
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He took it great.
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Just great.
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[laughs]
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I can't thank you enough.
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[school bell rings]
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RACHEL:
Hey.
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I know it's not my place,
but have you had your doctor run
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the full genetic test panel
on your unborn child?
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I only ask
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because my cousin, Leon,
and his wife got pregnant,
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and then they found out that he
was a carrier for Tay-sachs.
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What's that?
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It's a genetic disorder...
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pretty terrible
from what I understand.
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If one of the parents
is a carrier,
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then there's, like, a 50% chance
that the child has it
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or something
like that.
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No, Leon's...Leon's
baby was fine.
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[stammering]: It was still
pretty scary, though.
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My doctor never mentioned that.
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You know...I'm such an idiot.
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They would only run the test if
one of the parents was Jewish.
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Yeah, only Jews carry the gene.
- Oh.
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Okay, I'll see you in rehearsal.
(school bell ringing)
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You have to take me to go get
those Jewish baby tests.
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Why? Is that even a real thing?
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Because, if something is wrong
with the baby,
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Terri Schuester
isn't going to take it.
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And I can't ask Finn.
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He'll know something's up.
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Does this have
to happen tonight?
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Because I have my fight club.
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WILL:
Hey, guys?
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Let's, uh...let's
gather 'round.
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Well...I have found
my replacement.
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So, give it up for
Ms. Pillsbury.
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[sparse applause]
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She's the one
they made me talk to
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when they found out I was
keeping that bird in my locker.
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So, do you even know anything
about music?
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Well...
what's important
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is that she cares
about you guys
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every bit as
much as I do.
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Now...
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[sighs]
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I...I don't know what the future
holds for me...
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And for us,
but I know, Saturday,
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you're going to make me proud.
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You guys are going to be great.
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So...
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good-bye for now.
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Wait.
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What about our set list?
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I...I can't help you with that.
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You've got to figure that out
for yourselves.
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All right, guys.
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Well, we have to do "Proud Mary"
in wheelchairs. That's in.
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And "Don't Stop Believing,"
for sure.
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- What about the ballad?
- I would be thrilled
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to contribute a ballad
from my repertoire.
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MERCEDES:
Okay, you know what,
Miss Bossy Pants?
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Enough.
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I've worked just as hard as you,
and I'm just as good as you.
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You know, you always end up
stealing the spotlight.
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Mercedes, do you
honestly think
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you're as strong of
a balladeer as I am?
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[whispering]:
Ballads are kind
of my thing.
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EMMA:
Okay, um, Rachel,
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why don't you
let Mercedes
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give it a try?
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- Thanks, Mrs. P.
EMMA: Okay.
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Rachel.
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Do I even need
to tell you what song?
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Horns, strings,
keep up.
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♪ And I am telling you ♪
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♪ I'm not going ♪
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♪ You're the best man
I'll ever know ♪
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♪ There's no way I can ever go ♪
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♪ No, no, there's no way ♪
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♪ No, no, no, no way
I'm living without you ♪
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♪ I'm not living without you ♪
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♪ I don't want to be free ♪
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♪ I'm staying ♪
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♪ I'm staying ♪
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♪ And you, and you ♪
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♪ You're going to love me ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Tear down the mountains ♪
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♪ Yell, scream and shout ♪
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♪ You can say what you want,
I'm not walking out ♪
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♪ Stop all the rivers ♪
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♪ Push, strike and kill ♪
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♪ I'm not going to leave you ♪
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♪ There's no way I will ♪
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♪ And I am ♪
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♪ Telling you ♪
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♪ I'm not going ♪
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♪ I'm not living without you ♪
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♪ Not living without you ♪
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♪ I don't want to be free ♪
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♪ I'm staying, I'm staying ♪
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♪ And you, and you, and you ♪
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♪ You're going to love me... ♪
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♪ Yeah...yeah! ♪
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♪ Love me, love me ♪
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♪ Love... ♪
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♪ Me! ♪
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[cheering and applause]
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Thoughts?
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It's clear the room adores you.
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And, although it wouldn't
be my first choice, well...
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I can't wait to see you
sing that song at sectionals.
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You're amazing, Mercedes,
and you deserve it.
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I'm going
to hug you now.
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Okay. Come on.
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[laughing]
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[school bell ringing]
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That was pretty cool
in there.
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I...I know that must
have been hard for you.
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It was the right
thing to do.
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I...I wanted to bring
the team together.
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Yeah.
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You know,
I got to be honest.
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I'm kind of pumped
about sectionals.
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This has been a...
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hard couple of months
with Quinn and the baby
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and everything and...
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I don't know
I really think that...
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winning could make
everything good for while.
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You know?
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Is that stupid?
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It's not stupid at all.
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Is something up with you?
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I want you to be happy, Finn.
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Oh.
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And when you care about someone,
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you can't sit around
and watch them suffer
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when you know you
can do something about it.
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What are you talking about?
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I have to tell you something.
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[grunting and groaning]
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Hey, come on, come on.
Get off him!
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Knock it off! Get off! Get off!
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Hey.
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- Tell the truth!
- Punk just walked in
and sucker punched me.
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Don't play dumb...you're too
freaking dumb to play dumb.
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WILL:
Come on!
- Who told you this, Finn?
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- Obviously, it was Rachel.
- What? I didn't do anything.
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Yeah, it was Rachel,
but I want to hear it from you.
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I want to hear it
from both of you.
- Finn, just calm down.
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No! They're both
lying to me!
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Is it true?
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Just tell me...is it true?
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Yes.
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Puck is the father.
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[stammers]
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So, all...
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all that stuff in the hot tub...
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You just made that up?
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You were stupid
enough to buy it.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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[sobbing]:
I am so sorry.
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Screw this.
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I'm done with you.
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I'm done with...
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I'm done with all of you!
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[chair clattering]
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[school bell ringing]
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I'm so sorry.
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I fully understand
if you want to beat me up.
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If you can, just try
to avoid my nose.
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I'm not mad at you.
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All you did was what I wasn't
brave enough to do...
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tell the truth.
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I was selfish
when I told him.
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I wanted
to break you two up,
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so he would want
to be with me.
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And now neither
of us have him.
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I have hurt so many people.
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Can you go now?
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I just really want
to be alone.
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Hey.
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[sniffling]
260
00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:10,491
So, I know you're upset now.
261
00:12:10,492 --> 00:12:13,127
But I want to be with you.
262
00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:14,795
And I'm going to do
everything I can
263
00:12:14,796 --> 00:12:16,530
to be a good dad to our baby.
264
00:12:16,531 --> 00:12:19,533
Thanks.
265
00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:23,037
But I honestly can't handle
266
00:12:23,038 --> 00:12:25,706
any more stress in
my life right now.
267
00:12:29,177 --> 00:12:32,213
I'm going to do
this on my own.
268
00:12:32,214 --> 00:12:35,216
I know you don't
understand it.
269
00:12:35,217 --> 00:12:38,219
But please respect it.
270
00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:51,899
[mechanical whirring]
271
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:02,610
So, the competition
starts at 11:00.
272
00:13:02,611 --> 00:13:03,844
- Right.
- I'll have my cell phone on.
273
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:05,279
I know. You already told me.
274
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,981
Three times.
And you wrote it down.
275
00:13:08,016 --> 00:13:09,884
Reporting for duty,
276
00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:11,719
Mr. Schuester.
I have to tell you,
277
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,621
I get terrible
public event anxiety.
278
00:13:13,622 --> 00:13:14,955
You know what, Jacob?
279
00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,891
It's okay. We just need
a 12th member.
280
00:13:16,892 --> 00:13:18,726
All right, so, um,
just sway in back.
281
00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:19,960
You don't even
have to sing.
282
00:13:19,961 --> 00:13:21,262
Yeah, don't even sing.
283
00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:22,430
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Great.
284
00:13:23,465 --> 00:13:25,466
[under breath]: God.
285
00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:30,271
So, um, still no word from Finn?
286
00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:32,239
No.
287
00:13:33,842 --> 00:13:35,876
I can't thank you enough.
288
00:13:35,877 --> 00:13:37,912
Okay.
289
00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:17,379
EMMA: Okay.
290
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:20,282
So, smooth sailing so far,
we're all signed in.
291
00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:21,283
And, um...
292
00:14:22,518 --> 00:14:23,885
...according to the program,
293
00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:26,588
you have drawn performance
slot number three.
294
00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:28,790
We're going last?
Isn't that bad?
295
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,759
Hardly.
296
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,160
This is good news.
297
00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:34,162
My extensive auditioning for
community theater has taught me
298
00:14:34,163 --> 00:14:36,364
that we either want
to go first or last.
299
00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:38,867
If we're first, then everyone
has to measure up to us,
300
00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:40,035
And if we're last,
301
00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:41,403
then we're freshest
in the judges' minds.
302
00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:43,338
And did you ever get
any of those parts?
303
00:14:46,576 --> 00:14:49,077
I'm with Rachel. On this.
304
00:14:49,078 --> 00:14:50,645
The glass is
definitely half full
305
00:14:50,646 --> 00:14:51,780
of some very good things
right now.
306
00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:53,582
Yeah, Ms. Pillsbury's right.
307
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:54,816
I mean, we're here now, right?
308
00:14:54,817 --> 00:14:56,118
No reason not
309
00:14:56,119 --> 00:14:57,586
to go in
with some positive mojo.
310
00:14:57,587 --> 00:14:59,187
Right. Right.
311
00:14:59,188 --> 00:15:01,656
- Right.
- Right.
- Right.
312
00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:03,725
♪ And you, and you ♪
313
00:15:03,726 --> 00:15:05,894
♪ And you ♪
314
00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:09,631
♪ You're gonna love me ♪
315
00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:12,601
[holding note]
316
00:15:12,602 --> 00:15:15,170
♪ You're gonna love ♪
- It's a really
popular song.
317
00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:17,272
♪ Me! ♪
318
00:15:17,273 --> 00:15:19,241
[cheering, applause]
319
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,248
♪ Rolling, rolling ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
320
00:15:26,249 --> 00:15:29,217
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Rolling on the river... ♪
321
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,101
EMMA:
We've got a problem.
322
00:15:46,102 --> 00:15:47,469
They're doing all
of our numbers.
323
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,137
The kids are completely
freaking out.
324
00:15:49,138 --> 00:15:50,539
Artie keeps ramming himself
into the wall,
325
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,407
and I'm pretty sure
Jacob Ben Israel wet himself.
326
00:15:52,408 --> 00:15:53,708
I knew it!
327
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:54,743
Sue leaked the set list.
328
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:57,078
Will...
329
00:15:57,079 --> 00:15:59,781
Will, these kids need a leader
right now.
330
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:03,819
Just hold tight.
331
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,320
I know what to do.
332
00:16:05,321 --> 00:16:07,322
Okay.
333
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:12,627
Sue!
334
00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:16,631
What kind of teacher
are you?
335
00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:19,100
Hey, buddy! I just came by
to feed my venus flytrap.
336
00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:20,302
You leaked the set list!
337
00:16:20,303 --> 00:16:21,736
And you are not going
to get away with it!
338
00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:23,738
That is a libelous accusation,
339
00:16:23,739 --> 00:16:26,074
and I insist you retract it
immediately.
340
00:16:26,075 --> 00:16:27,509
You have no proof.
341
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:28,877
No proof?
342
00:16:28,878 --> 00:16:30,245
You are the only person
who had the list!
343
00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:33,315
But other than that,
you have no proof.
344
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:36,585
It's time to face
facts, William.
345
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:38,253
At 1:00 p.m. this afternoon,
346
00:16:38,254 --> 00:16:40,755
your little club will have had
its shot at the big time,
347
00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:42,457
and they will have failed.
348
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:45,293
Glee Club will
be canceled,
349
00:16:45,294 --> 00:16:47,495
and all that money
Figgins has been funneling
350
00:16:47,496 --> 00:16:49,297
into your budget
will finally
351
00:16:49,298 --> 00:16:52,834
and rightfully be
restored to mine.
352
00:16:52,835 --> 00:16:54,836
You have crossed the line.
353
00:16:54,837 --> 00:16:58,006
I am not going to sit
idly by anymore.
354
00:16:58,007 --> 00:17:01,009
I am going to expose you
355
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:03,478
for the fraud
that you have become.
356
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,480
Bring it on, William.
357
00:17:05,481 --> 00:17:07,682
I'm reasonably confident
358
00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:09,251
that you will be
adding revenge
359
00:17:09,252 --> 00:17:11,920
to the long list of things
you're no good at...
360
00:17:11,921 --> 00:17:13,989
Right next to being
being married...
361
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:15,457
Don't.
362
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,459
...Running a high
school Glee Club,
363
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,227
and finding a hairstyle
364
00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:21,897
that doesn't make you
look like a lesbian.
365
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:24,399
Love ya like a sista.
366
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,401
Get your hands off me.
367
00:17:26,402 --> 00:17:29,404
You're not going to push
a woman, are you?
368
00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:31,406
I didn't think so.
369
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,121
Hey, Finn.
370
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:49,858
I just called your mom.
She told me you'd be here.
371
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:52,027
Yeah, you know,
football season ended,
372
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:53,728
So I'm just cleaning out
my things.
373
00:17:53,729 --> 00:17:56,398
Sounds like something that
could've waited till Monday.
374
00:17:56,399 --> 00:17:59,501
You heard anything?
375
00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:01,536
Yeah.
376
00:18:01,537 --> 00:18:02,904
It's pretty bad.
377
00:18:05,408 --> 00:18:08,176
I can't be there.
378
00:18:08,177 --> 00:18:09,377
And I can?
379
00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:10,979
I can't even
380
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,114
be in the same room as her
without crying like a girl.
381
00:18:13,115 --> 00:18:16,117
I can't look at him without
wanting to punch his face off.
382
00:18:16,118 --> 00:18:18,086
I don't have any more pep talks,
Finn.
383
00:18:18,087 --> 00:18:20,221
You know I know how you feel.
384
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,091
All I know is that...
385
00:18:23,092 --> 00:18:24,426
between you and me...
386
00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:26,394
I don't think that they can win
without you.
387
00:18:26,395 --> 00:18:28,063
But that's not fair.
388
00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:30,432
Why does it always have
to come down to me?
389
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:33,268
Why do I always have
to be the bigger man?
390
00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:36,938
Because sometimes
being special...
391
00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:39,607
sucks.
392
00:18:41,644 --> 00:18:44,646
I just want everything
to be like it...
393
00:18:44,647 --> 00:18:46,982
like it never happened,
you know?
394
00:18:46,983 --> 00:18:49,250
Well, Finn...
395
00:18:51,287 --> 00:18:53,655
...you can't always get
what you want.
396
00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,695
Listen, I'll be
in the choir room.
397
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:05,266
Oh, Mr. Shue,
you forgot your keys.
398
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:08,269
No, I didn't.
399
00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:13,856
Nope, your money's no good here,
I'm buying.
400
00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:16,258
Celebratory giant pretzels.
401
00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:17,926
I don't feel much
like celebrating.
402
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:19,194
Why not?
403
00:19:19,195 --> 00:19:21,730
One of us is going
to take this thing.
404
00:19:21,731 --> 00:19:24,633
Hi.
405
00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:25,968
Nice set list.
406
00:19:25,969 --> 00:19:28,437
Of course, I haven't heard
your deaf kids perform yet,
407
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:29,605
but I hear they're doing
"Don't Stop Believing."
408
00:19:29,606 --> 00:19:30,939
Um, who are you?
409
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,708
I'm so sorry,
let me introduce myself.
410
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,209
I'm Emma Pillsbury.
411
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,645
I'm the faculty advisor for the
McKinley High School Glee Club.
412
00:19:36,646 --> 00:19:39,448
Oh. What happened to
the white guy with
the jheri curl?
413
00:19:39,449 --> 00:19:41,450
You should be ashamed.
Aren't you ashamed?
414
00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:43,218
You're educators.
415
00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:45,253
Actually, no, you know what?
You're more than that.
416
00:19:45,254 --> 00:19:46,955
You take care
of disadvantaged kids.
417
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,423
And you're teaching them that
418
00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:50,425
the only way they can compete
in this world is by cheating.
419
00:19:50,426 --> 00:19:52,260
I'm sorry, but what kind
of message is that?
420
00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:53,829
I don't know what
you're talking about.
421
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,264
"Don't Stop Believing" is
the most downloaded song
422
00:19:56,265 --> 00:19:57,599
in the history of iTunes.
423
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,101
I've only got one good ear
424
00:19:59,102 --> 00:20:00,669
and even I know that.
Scarlet fever.
425
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,704
Right, and "Proud Mary?"
426
00:20:02,705 --> 00:20:04,339
In wheelchairs?
427
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,008
Do you have any idea
428
00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:08,076
how much winning is going
to mean to my girls?
429
00:20:08,077 --> 00:20:10,045
It's going to be
a life changer
430
00:20:10,046 --> 00:20:12,080
make them feel like they're
worth something again.
431
00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:14,082
I'm...I'm sorry, do you...
do you think
432
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,118
that they're not going to
know that something's up?
433
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,053
The fact that you just
magically came up
434
00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:20,522
with two brand-new numbers
days before competition?
435
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,025
They were great up there.
436
00:20:23,026 --> 00:20:24,259
That's all I know.
- I think
437
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,928
what we have here is a
case of deaf racism.
438
00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:29,297
Shame on you.
439
00:20:29,298 --> 00:20:31,299
No, you know what
the real shame is?
440
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,769
Is that maybe if you believed
in them just a little bit more
441
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,103
they would've been
amazing up there.
442
00:20:36,639 --> 00:20:38,874
Without cheating.
443
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,010
♪ ♪
444
00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:46,448
♪ Don't stop believing ♪
445
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:49,818
♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪
446
00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:54,189
♪ Streetlight people ♪
447
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,557
[holding note]
448
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,693
Meeting in the green room
in five minutes.
449
00:20:57,694 --> 00:21:00,262
♪ Don't stop believing... ♪
450
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:04,166
You leaked the set list,
you don't want to be here
451
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,168
you were just Sue Sylvester's
little moles.
452
00:21:06,169 --> 00:21:07,836
I know for a fact
that's true.
453
00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:09,871
Sue asked us
to spy for her.
454
00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:11,506
SANTANA:
Look, we may still
be cheerios,
455
00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:14,176
but neither of us ever
gave Sue the set list.
456
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,178
Well... I...I did,
but I didn't know
457
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,846
what she was going
to do with it.
458
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:24,519
Okay, look, believe
what you want,
459
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,022
but no one's forcing
me to be here.
460
00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:29,558
And if you ever tell anyone
this I'll deny it...
461
00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:31,560
but I like being
in Glee Club.
462
00:21:33,096 --> 00:21:35,097
It's the best part
of my day, okay?
463
00:21:35,098 --> 00:21:37,099
I wasn't going to go
and mess it up.
464
00:21:44,674 --> 00:21:46,641
I believe you.
465
00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:50,779
Okay, look, guys, there's no
point in us arguing anymore.
466
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:52,114
We...we have go on
in an hour.
467
00:21:52,115 --> 00:21:53,615
And we have no songs.
468
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,484
Perhaps I could improvise some
of my def poetry jams.
469
00:21:55,485 --> 00:21:56,752
- No.
- No?
470
00:21:56,753 --> 00:21:58,253
Look, we're going
to do this the right way.
471
00:21:58,254 --> 00:21:59,488
Let's start
with the ballad.
472
00:21:59,489 --> 00:22:00,922
Mercedes, do you have anything
else in your repertoire?
473
00:22:00,923 --> 00:22:02,190
Yeah, but it's not as good
474
00:22:02,191 --> 00:22:03,358
as anything
you're going to sing.
475
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,826
- No, we, we agreed...
- We agreed
476
00:22:04,827 --> 00:22:07,763
that I would sing
"And I'm Telling You,"
477
00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:08,630
and that ain't happening.
478
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,098
Look, Rachel,
479
00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:13,135
the truth is you're the
best singer that we've got.
480
00:22:13,136 --> 00:22:15,604
KURT:
As much as it hurts me to
admit it....and it does...
481
00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:17,139
she's right.
482
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,140
Rachel's our star.
483
00:22:18,141 --> 00:22:19,641
If anyone is going
484
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:22,077
to go belt it on the fly,
it should be her.
485
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,413
Well, I do have something
486
00:22:25,414 --> 00:22:26,882
that I've been working on
since I was four.
487
00:22:26,883 --> 00:22:29,551
Then I guess we have our
ballad, and we can close
488
00:22:29,552 --> 00:22:31,119
with "Somebody to Love."
489
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,420
It's a real
crowd-pleaser.
490
00:22:32,421 --> 00:22:34,689
Yeah, that and a can of soup
will guarantee us third place.
491
00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:36,358
We still need
another song
492
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:37,726
we can all sing together.
493
00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:45,634
I have one.
494
00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:47,235
[sighs]
495
00:22:47,236 --> 00:22:48,904
I found the sheet music online.
496
00:22:48,905 --> 00:22:52,240
I used the cheerios' copier
to make copies
497
00:22:52,241 --> 00:22:53,508
and then I trashed the thing.
498
00:22:57,079 --> 00:22:58,613
Mike, Matt,
499
00:22:58,614 --> 00:23:01,283
Brittany, Santana,
you're our best dancers.
500
00:23:01,284 --> 00:23:03,752
Figure something out
and we'll all follow your lead.
501
00:23:03,753 --> 00:23:05,720
- It's going to be
choppy.
- Good.
502
00:23:05,721 --> 00:23:07,389
We're best when we're loose.
503
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:13,028
Look, all we have going for us
is that we believe in ourselves
504
00:23:13,029 --> 00:23:14,262
and what we're singing about.
505
00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:16,097
If we can show
the judges that...
506
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:19,134
...we might have a shot
at this thing.
507
00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:24,439
It's good to have you back,
Finn.
508
00:23:26,809 --> 00:23:28,610
You cool if I take my spot back?
509
00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:29,778
Quite.
510
00:23:29,779 --> 00:23:31,413
I was just here
because I was hoping
511
00:23:31,414 --> 00:23:32,647
to get
into Rachel's pants.
512
00:23:34,584 --> 00:23:35,917
[sighs]
513
00:23:35,918 --> 00:23:37,118
We cool, dude?
514
00:23:42,658 --> 00:23:44,759
No.
515
00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:49,097
Finn...
516
00:23:50,499 --> 00:23:52,300
You okay?
517
00:23:52,301 --> 00:23:54,236
Don't worry about me.
518
00:23:54,237 --> 00:23:55,704
Okay, this is all up to you now.
519
00:23:55,705 --> 00:23:57,806
You wanted the
solo, you wanted
520
00:23:57,807 --> 00:23:59,007
the chance to be the star.
521
00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:00,442
This is your chance.
522
00:24:00,443 --> 00:24:02,143
Don't screw it up.
523
00:24:09,352 --> 00:24:11,386
[sighs]
524
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:15,197
WILL:
Well, a-are they nervous?
525
00:24:15,198 --> 00:24:16,198
Has it started?
526
00:24:19,268 --> 00:24:20,735
Showtime.
527
00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:23,138
EMCEE:
And now our final team...
528
00:24:23,139 --> 00:24:25,607
McKinley High's New Directions!
529
00:24:30,046 --> 00:24:33,348
("Don't Rain on my Parade"
playing)
530
00:24:36,819 --> 00:24:38,587
♪ Don't tell me not to live ♪
531
00:24:38,588 --> 00:24:40,422
♪ Just sit and putter ♪
532
00:24:40,423 --> 00:24:43,592
♪ Life's candy
and the sun's a ball of butter ♪
533
00:24:43,593 --> 00:24:47,729
♪ Don't bring around a cloud
to rain on my parade ♪
534
00:24:49,498 --> 00:24:53,235
♪ Don't tell me not to fly,
I've simply got to ♪
535
00:24:53,236 --> 00:24:55,637
♪ If someone takes a spill,
it's me and not you ♪
536
00:24:55,638 --> 00:24:59,841
♪ Who told you you're allowed
to rain on my ♪
537
00:24:59,842 --> 00:25:01,343
♪ Parade ♪
538
00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:03,845
♪ I'm marching my band out ♪
539
00:25:03,846 --> 00:25:06,581
♪ I'm beating my drum ♪
540
00:25:06,582 --> 00:25:09,451
♪ And if I'm fanned out ♪
541
00:25:09,452 --> 00:25:12,554
♪ Your turn at bat, sir ♪
542
00:25:12,555 --> 00:25:14,189
♪ At least I didn't fake it ♪
543
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:17,192
♪ Hat, sir,
I guess I didn't make it ♪
544
00:25:17,193 --> 00:25:20,662
♪ But whether I'm the rose
of sheer perfection ♪
545
00:25:20,663 --> 00:25:23,331
♪ A freckle on the nose
of life's complexion ♪
546
00:25:23,332 --> 00:25:26,534
♪ The cinder
or the shiny apple ♪
547
00:25:26,535 --> 00:25:29,971
♪ Of its eye ♪
548
00:25:29,972 --> 00:25:32,874
♪ I gotta fly once,
I gotta try once ♪
549
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,376
♪ Only can die once ♪
550
00:25:34,377 --> 00:25:36,144
♪ Right, sir? ♪
551
00:25:36,145 --> 00:25:38,847
♪ Oh, life is juicy, juicy,
and you see ♪
552
00:25:38,848 --> 00:25:42,183
♪ I gotta have my bite, sir ♪
553
00:25:42,184 --> 00:25:45,620
♪ Get ready for me, love,
'cause I'm a comer ♪
554
00:25:45,621 --> 00:25:48,690
♪ I simply gotta march,
my heart's a drummer ♪
555
00:25:48,691 --> 00:25:50,292
♪ Don't bring around a cloud ♪
556
00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:54,329
♪ To rain on my parade ♪
557
00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:58,033
♪ I'm gonna live and live now ♪
558
00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:01,403
♪ Get what I want, I know how ♪
559
00:26:01,404 --> 00:26:04,239
♪ One roll
for the whole shebang ♪
560
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,342
♪ One throw,
that bell will go clang ♪
561
00:26:07,343 --> 00:26:09,911
♪ Eye on the target and wham! ♪
562
00:26:09,912 --> 00:26:13,581
♪ One shot, one gunshot,
and bam! ♪
563
00:26:13,582 --> 00:26:18,353
♪ Hey, Mr. Arnstein ♪
564
00:26:18,354 --> 00:26:23,458
♪ Here I am... ♪
565
00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:27,729
♪ I'll march my band... ♪
566
00:26:27,730 --> 00:26:29,698
♪ out ♪
567
00:26:29,699 --> 00:26:32,233
♪ I'll beat ♪
568
00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:35,236
♪ my drum ♪
569
00:26:35,237 --> 00:26:39,474
♪ And if I'm fanned out ♪
570
00:26:39,475 --> 00:26:41,576
♪ Your turn at bat, sir ♪
571
00:26:41,577 --> 00:26:43,211
♪ At least I didn't fake it,
hat, sir ♪
572
00:26:43,212 --> 00:26:44,579
♪ I guess I didn't make it ♪
573
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:46,247
♪ Get ready for me, love ♪
574
00:26:46,248 --> 00:26:47,782
♪ 'Cause I'm a comer ♪
575
00:26:47,783 --> 00:26:49,784
♪ I simply gotta march,
my heart's a drummer ♪
576
00:26:49,785 --> 00:26:53,788
♪ Nobody, no, nobody ♪
577
00:26:53,789 --> 00:26:56,658
♪ is gonna ♪
578
00:26:56,659 --> 00:26:59,694
♪ rain on my ♪
579
00:26:59,695 --> 00:27:04,666
♪ parade! ♪♪
580
00:27:21,584 --> 00:27:25,253
Ladies and gentlemen,
The New Directions.
581
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:33,928
* You can't always get
what you want *
582
00:27:33,929 --> 00:27:38,767
* You can't
always get what you want *
583
00:27:38,768 --> 00:27:41,803
* But if you try sometimes *
584
00:27:41,804 --> 00:27:44,072
* You'll find *
585
00:27:44,073 --> 00:27:45,907
* You get what you need *
586
00:27:45,908 --> 00:27:48,643
* Oh... *
587
00:27:48,644 --> 00:27:51,112
♪ I saw her today ♪
588
00:27:51,113 --> 00:27:53,648
♪ at the reception ♪
589
00:27:53,649 --> 00:27:56,985
♪ A glass of wine ♪
590
00:27:56,986 --> 00:27:59,287
♪ in her hand ♪
591
00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:01,856
♪ I knew she was gonna meet ♪
592
00:28:01,857 --> 00:28:04,092
♪ her connection ♪
593
00:28:04,093 --> 00:28:08,129
♪ At her feet was
her footloose man ♪
594
00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:09,964
♪ No, you can't ♪
595
00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:12,867
* You can't always get
what you want *
596
00:28:12,868 --> 00:28:15,136
♪ Oh, no, no, you can't ♪
597
00:28:15,137 --> 00:28:18,673
* You can't always get
what you want *
598
00:28:18,674 --> 00:28:20,141
♪ What you want ♪
599
00:28:20,142 --> 00:28:22,510
* You can't always get
what you want *
600
00:28:22,511 --> 00:28:24,813
♪ You can't
always get what you want ♪
601
00:28:24,814 --> 00:28:27,949
* But if you try sometimes *
602
00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:29,751
* Well, you just might find *
603
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:31,886
* You get what you need *
604
00:28:31,887 --> 00:28:34,989
MERCEDES:
* Hey, hey, yeah *
605
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:39,661
♪ And I went down
to the demonstration ♪
606
00:28:39,662 --> 00:28:44,999
♪ To get my fair share
of abuse ♪
607
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,568
FINN & RACHEL:
* Singin' we're *
608
00:28:46,569 --> 00:28:50,638
♪ gonna vent our frustration ♪
609
00:28:50,639 --> 00:28:53,575
♪ If we don't,
we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse ♪
610
00:28:53,576 --> 00:28:55,210
♪ Sing it to me now ♪
611
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:58,847
* You can't always get
what you want *
612
00:28:58,848 --> 00:29:01,182
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
613
00:29:01,183 --> 00:29:03,718
* You can't always get
what you want *
614
00:29:03,719 --> 00:29:05,220
MERCEDES:
* No, no, no, no *
615
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:08,323
* You can't always get
what you want *
616
00:29:08,324 --> 00:29:10,425
♪ Oh... ♪
617
00:29:10,426 --> 00:29:13,695
* But if you try sometimes *
618
00:29:13,696 --> 00:29:15,597
* Well, you just might find *
619
00:29:15,598 --> 00:29:17,198
* You get what you need *
620
00:29:17,199 --> 00:29:20,101
MERCEDES:
* Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *
621
00:29:20,102 --> 00:29:21,436
* Get what you need *
622
00:29:21,437 --> 00:29:25,907
♪ You can't always get
what you want ♪
623
00:29:25,908 --> 00:29:27,175
* Get what you need *
624
00:29:27,176 --> 00:29:29,544
♪ Oh, yeah, what you need ♪
625
00:29:29,545 --> 00:29:32,614
♪ What you need, yeah ♪
626
00:29:32,615 --> 00:29:34,716
♪ Yeah! ♪
627
00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:37,752
* What you need! *
628
00:29:48,631 --> 00:29:52,767
Okay, I'm just going
to come out and say it.
629
00:29:52,768 --> 00:29:54,969
This is a singing
competition.
630
00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:57,272
I don't know how those
deaf kids got in.
631
00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:00,742
They weren't singing.
632
00:30:00,743 --> 00:30:03,144
They were, like, honking
633
00:30:03,145 --> 00:30:05,813
and everyone was crying and
I was, like, "Get off the stage.
634
00:30:05,814 --> 00:30:08,283
You're terrible and you're
making me super uncomfortable."
635
00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:10,919
Now, hold on
just a second, Candy.
636
00:30:13,889 --> 00:30:18,660
Those Haverhurst kids twice had
me reaching for my handkerchief,
637
00:30:18,661 --> 00:30:21,896
and those Jane Addams girls
had it going on
638
00:30:21,897 --> 00:30:23,264
in all the right places.
639
00:30:23,265 --> 00:30:24,999
WOMAN:
Can I just say something?
640
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,803
I have no idea
what the hell I'm doing here.
641
00:30:30,773 --> 00:30:32,774
I'm serious.
642
00:30:32,775 --> 00:30:34,976
I don't understand
what a Glee Club is
643
00:30:34,977 --> 00:30:39,080
and I have never even heard
the term "show choir"
644
00:30:39,081 --> 00:30:40,748
until about three hours ago
645
00:30:40,749 --> 00:30:43,484
when my boss told me
he had tickets to Nascar
646
00:30:43,485 --> 00:30:46,221
and I had to fill in
at this fool event.
647
00:30:49,258 --> 00:30:50,792
Those Jane Addams girls...
648
00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:52,460
I'll be damned
649
00:30:52,461 --> 00:30:54,395
if I didn't apportion
hundreds of thousands
650
00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:55,997
of taxpayers' dollars
to that school
651
00:30:55,998 --> 00:30:58,700
so they can parade their
behinds around like a bunch
652
00:30:58,701 --> 00:31:00,435
of hoochie hos.
653
00:31:00,436 --> 00:31:03,972
The McKinley group was good but
didn't seem all that rehearsed,
654
00:31:03,973 --> 00:31:05,540
but I liked their energy.
655
00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:07,375
Well, I have to admit
I have a soft spot
656
00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:08,876
for the Rolling Stones.
657
00:31:08,877 --> 00:31:13,114
I was at Altamont Speedway
in '69.
658
00:31:13,115 --> 00:31:15,049
I actually saw
that guy get stabbed.
659
00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:17,952
Can't get that image
out of my noggin
660
00:31:17,953 --> 00:31:19,354
to this day.
661
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:22,023
I seriously don't know
662
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:24,292
what either one of you
are talking about.
663
00:31:24,293 --> 00:31:25,827
I have never been
so bored.
664
00:31:25,828 --> 00:31:26,995
I mean,
665
00:31:26,996 --> 00:31:29,530
if I had to pick a group
that I hated the least...
666
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,968
It doesn't sound good, guys.
667
00:31:35,037 --> 00:31:36,404
Hey,
668
00:31:36,405 --> 00:31:38,339
um...
669
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,642
I just wanted to say
how great you all were,
670
00:31:40,643 --> 00:31:42,143
and I thought you were amazing.
671
00:31:42,144 --> 00:31:44,145
We have nothing
to say to you.
672
00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:46,147
Because we cheated, I know.
673
00:31:46,148 --> 00:31:47,682
I feel terrible
about it,
674
00:31:47,683 --> 00:31:49,317
but I'm going to tell the judges
right now
675
00:31:49,318 --> 00:31:51,552
that we don't deserve to win.
676
00:31:54,657 --> 00:31:56,691
And your e-mail addresses?
677
00:31:57,860 --> 00:32:00,595
You guys were
so much fun to watch.
678
00:32:00,596 --> 00:32:02,664
You should be
very proud.
679
00:32:02,665 --> 00:32:06,000
Get me the hell
out of here.
680
00:32:06,001 --> 00:32:09,871
Um, excuse me, um, I have
something I need to tell you.
681
00:32:09,872 --> 00:32:13,374
I'm sorry, we've
made our decision.
682
00:32:24,826 --> 00:32:26,560
Hi.
683
00:32:26,561 --> 00:32:28,862
I thought you worked
on Saturday afternoon.
684
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:30,664
Yeah, I came home early.
685
00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:31,865
I'm tired.
686
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,003
I haven't been sleeping
very well.
687
00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:39,740
What's with the monkey suit?
688
00:32:39,741 --> 00:32:42,609
Ken and Emma's wedding
it's at 4:00.
689
00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:44,177
Oh, yeah.
690
00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:48,115
Here.
691
00:32:48,116 --> 00:32:49,383
- Oh, I'm fine.
- Oh.
692
00:32:53,121 --> 00:32:55,689
I want you to know
I've been seeing a therapist.
693
00:32:55,690 --> 00:32:59,693
Oh, it's just at the local
community center, but still.
694
00:32:59,694 --> 00:33:03,096
Good.
695
00:33:03,097 --> 00:33:04,831
I hope it works out for you.
696
00:33:06,334 --> 00:33:07,934
I'm taking
responsibility, Will.
697
00:33:07,935 --> 00:33:09,936
I mean, I'm weak,
and I'm selfish,
698
00:33:09,937 --> 00:33:12,539
and I let my anxiety
rule my life,
699
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:14,941
but you know I wasn't
always that way.
700
00:33:14,942 --> 00:33:20,247
It's just that...I
wanted so many things
701
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,849
that I know we're
never going to have.
702
00:33:24,452 --> 00:33:27,220
But that was okay as
long as I still had you.
703
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,094
Say something?
704
00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:38,131
I'm looking at you,
705
00:33:38,132 --> 00:33:40,133
and I'm trying.
706
00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:45,639
I mean, I really want
to feel that thing
707
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,674
I always felt
when I looked at you before.
708
00:33:49,143 --> 00:33:51,244
That feeling of family,
709
00:33:51,245 --> 00:33:53,447
of love.
710
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,451
But it's gone.
711
00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,353
Forever?
712
00:34:00,354 --> 00:34:03,156
I don't know.
713
00:34:07,862 --> 00:34:10,797
♪ ♪
714
00:34:26,714 --> 00:34:28,982
Hey.
715
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,952
Nice ice sculpture.
716
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,989
Where's Ken?
717
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,493
Um, home,
718
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,495
I'd imagine,
719
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,964
probably trying
to regain some of the pride
720
00:34:43,965 --> 00:34:45,465
that I stole from him.
721
00:34:47,568 --> 00:34:49,369
He dumped me.
722
00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:51,204
What?
723
00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:53,840
He said moving the wedding for
sectionals was the last straw.
724
00:34:54,909 --> 00:34:57,010
But I thought he understood
725
00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,079
that...that you were doing this
for the kids.
726
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,282
He understands that...
727
00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:06,119
...I wasn't doing
it for the kids.
728
00:35:08,589 --> 00:35:10,991
I was doing it for you.
729
00:35:15,663 --> 00:35:17,664
Emma...
730
00:35:17,665 --> 00:35:19,933
I'm so sorry.
731
00:35:19,934 --> 00:35:22,769
No. Gosh, no, it's
not your fault.
732
00:35:22,770 --> 00:35:24,771
I...I really messed up.
733
00:35:26,073 --> 00:35:27,641
He was absolutely right.
734
00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:29,810
I was settling for him.
735
00:35:29,811 --> 00:35:32,078
Really, one blink
from you, Will,
736
00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:34,181
and I would have
been out the door.
737
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,054
So, um...
738
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:45,458
I e-mailed my
resignation to Figgins.
739
00:35:45,459 --> 00:35:47,627
I...
740
00:35:47,628 --> 00:35:49,629
My last day is Monday.
741
00:35:51,699 --> 00:35:54,134
I just can't...
742
00:35:54,135 --> 00:35:56,136
[crying]
I just can't be
at that school.
743
00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:59,139
I can't see Ken without
feeling ashamed,
744
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:01,975
and I can't see you without
feeling heartbroken.
745
00:36:10,551 --> 00:36:13,286
I just left my wife.
746
00:36:17,892 --> 00:36:19,893
No.
747
00:36:19,894 --> 00:36:21,928
I'm sorry. I, um...
748
00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:23,930
I'm going.
749
00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,835
But I just...
750
00:36:28,836 --> 00:36:30,937
Just left your wife.
751
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:32,472
Exactly.
752
00:36:32,473 --> 00:36:34,474
You just did.
753
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,616
You make a beautiful bride.
754
00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:46,987
Thank you.
755
00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:02,002
[door closes]
756
00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:12,979
Sue, the directors, both
from the Jane Addams Academy
757
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,314
and Haverbrook
School for the Deaf,
758
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,749
have informed me
759
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:18,318
that you gave them
The New Directions' set list.
760
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,220
You have no proof.
761
00:37:20,221 --> 00:37:23,123
The set lists were on
Cheerios' letterhead.
762
00:37:23,124 --> 00:37:24,524
I didn't do it.
763
00:37:24,525 --> 00:37:26,493
They say, "From the Desk
of Sue Sylvester."
764
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,662
Circumstantial evidence.
765
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:29,829
They're written
in your handwriting!
766
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,398
Forgeries.
767
00:37:31,399 --> 00:37:33,833
Sue, there is an orgy
of evidence stacked against you!
768
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:35,669
Well, you've clearly
made up your mind not
769
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,203
to be impartial in this case.
770
00:37:37,204 --> 00:37:39,806
So let's see if you can't
wrap up this little lecture,
771
00:37:39,807 --> 00:37:42,142
slap me on the wrist,
and let me get back
772
00:37:42,143 --> 00:37:44,044
to whipping my squad
of champions into shape.
773
00:37:44,045 --> 00:37:45,478
We have to be in Albuquerque
774
00:37:45,479 --> 00:37:47,147
in a couple of weeks
for Nationals.
775
00:37:47,148 --> 00:37:49,215
Sue!
776
00:37:49,216 --> 00:37:51,484
Sit down!
777
00:37:55,089 --> 00:37:57,190
Sue, as of today,
778
00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:59,526
you are no longer coach
of the cheerios.
779
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:00,694
I beg your pardon?
780
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,329
As of today,
781
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,731
you are no longer coach
of the cheerios.
782
00:38:04,732 --> 00:38:06,333
[gasps]
I beg your pardon!
783
00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:09,569
- All this time,
I thought...
- I beg your pardon?!
784
00:38:09,570 --> 00:38:13,106
All this time, I thought Mr.
Schuester was overreacting.
785
00:38:13,107 --> 00:38:14,574
And frankly, I was too willing
786
00:38:14,575 --> 00:38:16,876
to look past your monkeyshines
because you kept winning.
787
00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,712
But now, you've
gone too far!
788
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,080
You have embarrassed yourself
789
00:38:20,081 --> 00:38:22,415
and besmirched the name
of William McKinley.
790
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:23,883
A failed President.
791
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,118
Oh, please!
792
00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:26,853
The greatest one
who ever lived!
793
00:38:26,854 --> 00:38:29,789
You are suspended
from this school as of today.
794
00:38:31,325 --> 00:38:33,360
Shue, you have anything to add?
795
00:38:35,463 --> 00:38:37,197
I think you said it all.
796
00:38:37,198 --> 00:38:39,099
My word is official!
797
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,500
Let it be written.
798
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:46,139
Okay, if this is the way
you want to play it.
799
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:48,141
Okay.
800
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,216
Shue, in light of
Sue's interference,
801
00:38:56,217 --> 00:38:58,485
I am reinstating you as
coach of the Glee Club.
802
00:38:58,486 --> 00:39:02,055
I contacted the Ohio
Show Choir governing board
803
00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:03,890
and set the
record straight.
804
00:39:03,891 --> 00:39:05,925
Thank you, sir.
805
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,628
My pleasure.
806
00:39:08,629 --> 00:39:10,196
[sighs]
All right.
807
00:39:10,197 --> 00:39:11,765
Good job.
808
00:39:15,302 --> 00:39:17,303
[school bell ringing]
809
00:39:17,304 --> 00:39:18,671
[laughs]
810
00:39:19,672 --> 00:39:22,574
Schuester?
811
00:39:27,882 --> 00:39:29,916
Well played, sir.
812
00:39:31,085 --> 00:39:33,019
I underestimated you.
813
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:36,022
All right, here's what happens.
814
00:39:36,023 --> 00:39:39,959
I'm gonna head down to my condo
in Boca to brown up a bit,
815
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,062
get myself back
into fighting shape.
816
00:39:42,063 --> 00:39:43,930
Then I'm gonna return
to this school
817
00:39:43,931 --> 00:39:46,266
even more hell-bent
on your destruction.
818
00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:49,536
Get ready for the ride
of your life, Will Schuester.
819
00:39:49,537 --> 00:39:52,305
You are about to board
the Sue Sylvester Express.
820
00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:55,175
Destination? Horror!
821
00:39:55,176 --> 00:39:57,377
I look forward to it, Sue.
822
00:39:57,378 --> 00:40:00,980
You know you just woke
a sleeping giant.
823
00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:02,982
Prepared to be crushed.
824
00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:11,524
[sighs]
825
00:40:11,525 --> 00:40:13,393
Hmm.
826
00:40:13,894 --> 00:40:16,996
Well, we have a few things
we'd like to show you, Mr. Shue.
827
00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:21,000
The first...
828
00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,805
[students shouting,
Will laughing]
829
00:40:25,806 --> 00:40:27,640
[applause]
Wow!
830
00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:32,311
[laughs]
Yeah!
831
00:40:32,312 --> 00:40:36,515
I am so proud of you guys.
832
00:40:36,516 --> 00:40:38,150
You won fair and square.
833
00:40:38,151 --> 00:40:39,752
The result was unanimous,
834
00:40:39,753 --> 00:40:41,854
and the judges didn't even know
about all the shenanigans
835
00:40:41,855 --> 00:40:43,723
that were going on
behind the scenes.
836
00:40:43,724 --> 00:40:46,325
So...congratulations.
837
00:40:46,326 --> 00:40:47,727
You earned this.
838
00:40:47,728 --> 00:40:49,629
[whooping, cheering
and applause]
Yeah!
839
00:40:49,630 --> 00:40:53,199
Give it up!
Come on! All right!
840
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,201
But...
841
00:40:56,570 --> 00:41:00,272
...now we have Regionals
to worry about.
842
00:41:00,273 --> 00:41:01,641
And you can bet
that Vocal Adrenaline
843
00:41:01,642 --> 00:41:03,442
is hard at work,
so we should be, too.
844
00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:05,778
So, let's get started.
845
00:41:05,779 --> 00:41:06,812
Uh, wait, Mr. Shue.
846
00:41:06,813 --> 00:41:09,015
There's one more thing.
847
00:41:09,016 --> 00:41:11,550
Since you weren't able
to be there to see us perform,
848
00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:14,920
we put together a special number
just for you.
849
00:41:14,921 --> 00:41:18,758
♪ Take a seat! ♪
850
00:41:18,759 --> 00:41:21,227
[laughter]
851
00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:24,263
♪ La, la-la, la, la, la ♪
852
00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:27,900
♪ La, la-la, la, la ♪
853
00:41:27,901 --> 00:41:31,270
♪ La, la-la, la, la, la ♪
854
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:34,807
♪ La, la-la, la, la ♪
855
00:41:34,808 --> 00:41:40,112
♪ Guess this means you're sorry,
you're standing at my door ♪
856
00:41:40,113 --> 00:41:47,653
♪ Guess this means you take back
all you said before ♪
857
00:41:47,654 --> 00:41:54,193
♪ Like how much
you wanted anyone but me ♪
858
00:41:54,194 --> 00:42:01,667
♪ Said you'd never come back,
but here you are again ♪
859
00:42:01,668 --> 00:42:08,908
♪ 'Cause we belong
together now, yeah ♪
860
00:42:08,909 --> 00:42:14,680
♪ Forever united here
somehow, yeah ♪
861
00:42:14,681 --> 00:42:19,118
♪ You got a piece of me ♪
862
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,153
♪ And honestly ♪
863
00:42:21,154 --> 00:42:22,888
♪ My life ♪
864
00:42:22,889 --> 00:42:24,623
* My life *
* would suck *
865
00:42:24,624 --> 00:42:29,462
* would suck *
* without you *
866
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,731
♪ You know that
I've got issues ♪
867
00:42:31,732 --> 00:42:35,201
♪ But you're pretty
messed up, too ♪
868
00:42:35,202 --> 00:42:42,174
♪ Either way, I found out
I'm nothing without you ♪
869
00:42:42,175 --> 00:42:48,481
♪ 'Cause we belong
together now ♪
870
00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:49,982
♪ Yeah ♪
871
00:42:49,983 --> 00:42:56,689
♪ Forever united
here somehow, yeah ♪
872
00:42:56,690 --> 00:43:00,760
♪ You got a piece of me ♪
873
00:43:00,761 --> 00:43:03,429
♪ And honestly ♪
874
00:43:03,430 --> 00:43:04,663
* My life *
* My life *
875
00:43:04,664 --> 00:43:05,865
♪ would suck ♪
876
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:08,934
* would suck *
* without you *
877
00:43:08,935 --> 00:43:14,607
♪ 'Cause we belong
together now ♪
878
00:43:14,608 --> 00:43:16,008
♪ Together now ♪
879
00:43:16,009 --> 00:43:23,149
♪ Forever united
here somehow, yeah ♪
880
00:43:23,150 --> 00:43:27,353
♪ You got a piece of me ♪
881
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:29,755
♪ And honestly ♪
882
00:43:29,756 --> 00:43:31,290
- What?
* My life *
883
00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:32,591
* My life *
* would suck *
884
00:43:32,592 --> 00:43:33,793
* would suck *
885
00:43:33,794 --> 00:43:40,232
♪ without you! ♪♪
886
00:43:40,233 --> 00:43:50,503
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