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Here's whatyou missed last week,

2
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Will found out Terri's fake pregnant,

3
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Yikes, Will left, and he's
sleeping at school,,,

4
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and he's disqualified from sectionals
because he slept on a mattress,

5
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And Quinn 's pregnant,
but Puck's the father, not Finn,

6
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Which is awkward since
Quinn 's been living at Finn 's house,,,

7
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since her parents kicked her out,

8
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And Sue gave the competition
Will's set list for sectionals,

9
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And Ken and Emma 's wedding is that same
day, so Will can 't go to the wedding,,,

10
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and Emma can 't go to sectionals,
and Ken just seems kind ofangry.,

11
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- And that's what you missed on-
- ? Glee ?

12
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[ School Bell Rings ]

13
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I bet we get stuck with Mr. Si nacori
as our sectionals adviser.

14
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The creepy math teacher?

15
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He's always singing
when he walks down the halls.

16
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Hey, guys, Didanyofyou
think it was weird,,,

17
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the way that Puck rushed to Quinn's aid
during rehearsal yesterday?

18
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Is it the baby? Is it comin'?

19
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I think we're supposed to get hot towels.

20
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Would you both just shut up!
There's sweat on the floor.

21
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I slipped, okay? I'm fine.

22
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No.

23
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I mean, he likes her.
They're friends. We all know that.

24
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[Rachel]
Yeah, but itseemedlike more than that,

25
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I've never told you guys this before,
but I'm a little psychic.

26
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I can't read minds or anything yet...

27
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but I do have a sixth sense.

28
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Something is definitely going on there.

29
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Uh, we-we gotta go.

30
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- We have to practice.
- Oh, and we will.

31
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As soon as Mr. Schuester
names a faculty adviser to replace him.

32
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It's nothing to be scared of.
It's not like Carrie or anything.

33
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[School Bell Rings ]

34
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Hey, she's onto it.

35
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I know. It's really freaking me out.

36
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- [ Phone Buxxes ]
- Hold up.

37
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Artie's buxxing. I'm going party line.

38
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Dudes, this is serious.
If she finds out, she's gonna tell Finn.

39
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She's a total trout mouth.

40
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Kurt wants in.

41
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I saywe lock Rachel up until after sectionals.
I volunteer my basement.

44
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- Whywould I do that?
- To get back at Puck.

45
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- Aren'tyou guys dating?
- Sex is not dating.

46
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Ifit were, Santana and I would be dating.

47
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Look, I don't wanna rock the boat.

48
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Since Quinn got pregnant,
I'm top dog around here.

49
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Hold up.
Rachel's walking by.

50
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Hey, hot mama.

51
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She's gone.

52
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Look, I know I screwed up
telling all you guys about Quinn and Puck.

53
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And I feel really terrible about it...

54
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but we cannot let Rachel figure this out.

55
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If she tells Finn, he's going to flip.

56
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And then we really have
no chance at sectionals.

57
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[ Phones Clicking, Beeping ]

58
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- [School Bell Rings ]
- Areyou sure about this?

59
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But the wedding's on Saturday-
yourwedding.

60
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I know. We just pushed it
back a few hours.

61
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Now it doesn't have
to happen in broad daylight.

62
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I want to do this, Will,
I want to take the kids to sectionals,

63
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Okay, but- but what about Ken?
He's gonna be furious.

64
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I appealed to him as an educator.

65
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You will always choose Schuester over me.

66
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He won't even be there, Ken.
I am doing this for the kids.

67
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I really thought thatyou of all people
would understand this.

68
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This time, I don't think that I do.

69
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He took it great.Just great.

70
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[ Laughing ]
I can't-

71
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I can't thankyou enough.

72
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[School Bell Rings ]

73
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Hey, I knowit's not myplace,,,

74
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but have you had your doctor run the full
genetic test panel on your unborn child?

75
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I only ask because my Cousin Leon
and his wife got pregnant...

76
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and then they found out
that he was a carrier forTay-Sachs.

77
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- What's that?
- It's a genetic disorder.

78
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Pretty terrible from what I understand.

79
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If one ofthe parents is a carrier,
there's a 50% chance that the child has it.

80
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Or something like that.

81
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No. Leon's-Leon's babywas fine.

82
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It-It was still pretty scary though.

83
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My doctor never mentioned that.

84
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You know- I'm such an idiot.

85
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Theywould only run the test
if one ofthe parents was Jewish.

86
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- Yeah. OnlyJews carry the gene.
- Oh.

87
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- Okay. Well, seeyou in rehearsal.
- [School Bell Rings ]

88
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You have to take me to go get
those Jewish baby tests.

89
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Why? Is that even a real thing?

90
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If something is wrong with the baby...

91
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Terri Schuester isn't gonna take it.

92
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And I can't ask Finn.
He'll know something's up.

93
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Does this have to happen tonight?
Because I have my fight club.

94
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Hey, guys, let's, uh- let's gatherround,

95
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[ Exhales ]

96
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Well, I have found my replacement.

97
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So give it up for Miss Pillsbury.

98
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She's the one they made me talk to...

99
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when they found out I was
keeping that bird in my locker.

100
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So doyou even know anything about music?

101
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What's important is that she cares
aboutyou guys...

102
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every bit as much as I do.

103
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Now-

104
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I don't know what the future
holds for me...

105
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and for us.

106
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But I know, Saturday,
you're gonna make me proud.

107
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You guys are gonna be great.

108
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So... good-bye for now.

109
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Wait. What about our set list?

110
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I-I can't helpyou with that.

111
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You've gotta figure that out
foryourselves.

112
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All right, guys.

113
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[ Whispers ]
Oh, God.

114
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Well, we have to do "Proud Mary"
in wheelchairs. That's in.

115
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- And "Don't Stop Believin"' for sure.
- What about the ballad?

116
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I would be thrilled
to contribute a ballad from my repertoire.

117
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Okay,you know what,
Miss BossyPants? Enough,

118
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I've worked just as hard as you,
and I'm just as good as you.

119
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You know, you always end up
stealing the spotlight.

120
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Mercedes, do you honestly think
you're as strong of a balladeer as I am?

121
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- Ballads are kind of my thing.
- [ Mouths Word ]

122
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- [ Mouthing Words ]
- [Emma ] Okay, um, Rachel,,,

123
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whydon'tyou let Mercedes give it a try.?

124
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Thanks, Mrs. P.

125
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Rachel.

126
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Do I even need to tell you what song?

127
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Horns, strings, keep up.

128
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♪ And I am tellin' you ♪

129
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♪ I'm not goin' ♪

130
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♪ You're the best man
I'll everknow ♪

131
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♪There's no way
I can ever go ♪

132
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♪ No, no, there's no way ♪

133
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♪ No, no, no, no way
I'm livin' withoutyou ♪

134
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♪ I'm not livin' withoutyou ♪

135
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♪ I don't wanna be free♪

136
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♪ I'm stayin' ♪

137
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♪ I'm stayin' ♪

138
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♪ And you- And you- ♪

139
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♪ You're gonna love me♪

140
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♪Yeah, ooh-ooh ♪

141
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♪Tear down the mountain
Yell, scream and shout ♪

142
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♪You can saywhatyou want
I'm not walkin' out ♪

143
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♪ Stop all the rivers
Push, strike and kill ♪

144
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♪ I'm not goin' to leaveyou ♪

145
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♪There's noway I will ♪

146
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♪ And ♪

147
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♪ I am ♪

148
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♪Tellin' you ♪

149
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♪ I'm not goin' ♪

150
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♪ I'm not livin'withoutyou♪

151
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♪ Not livin'withoutyou♪

152
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♪ I don't wanna be free ♪

153
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♪ I'm stayin'
I'm stayin' ♪

154
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♪ Andyou- Andyou- Andyou- ♪

155
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♪You're gonna love me ♪

156
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♪ Yeah♪

157
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♪Yeah-eah-eah ♪

158
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♪ Love me ♪

159
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♪ Love me ♪

160
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♪ Love ♪

161
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♪ Me ♪♪

162
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[ Cheering ]

163
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- [Boy] Yo!
- [ Girl] Mercedes!

164
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Thoughts?

165
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It's clear the room adores you.

166
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And although it wouldn't
be my first choice, but-

167
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I can't wait to see you
sing that song at sectionals.

168
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You're amaxing, Mercedes, and...
you deserve it.

169
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- I'm gonna hug you now.
- Okay.

170
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- Okay.
- Come on. [ Laughing ]

171
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[School Bell Rings ]

172
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That was pretty cool in there.

173
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I know that must have been hard foryou.

174
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It was the right thing to do.
I wanted to bring the team together.

175
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Yeah. You know, I gotta be honest.

176
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I'm kind of pumped about sectionals.

177
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I mean, this has been
a hard couple of months...

178
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with Quinn and the baby
and everything, and-

179
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I don't know. I really think that...

180
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winning could make everything
good for a while.

181
00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,102
You know? Is that stupid?

182
00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:06,838
It's not stupid at all.

183
00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:11,341
- Is something upwith you?
- I wantyou to be happy, Finn.

184
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,977
- Oh.
- And when you care about someone...

185
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,782
you can't sit around
and watch them suffer...

186
00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:19,120
when you knowyou can
do something about it.

187
00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,625
What areyou talking about?

188
00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,685
I have to tell you something.

189
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- [ Blows Landing ]
- [ Puck Groaning ]

190
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,373
Hey, come on! Come on!

191
00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:40,674
Get off!. Knock it off!.
Get offhim! Get off!.

192
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,839
- [Will] Hey!
- Tell the truth!

193
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,315
- Punkjust walkedin andsucker-punched me!
- Don't play dumb!

194
00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,477
- You're too freakin' dumb to play dumb.
- Hey! Come on!

195
00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:49,316
Who told you this, Finn?

196
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,481
- Obviously, it was Rachel.
- What? I didn't do anything.

197
00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,650
Yeah, it was Rachel,
but I wanna hear it from you.

198
00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,819
- I wanna hear it from both ofyou.
- Finn,just calm down.

199
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,693
No! They're both lying to me!

200
00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,823
Is it true?

201
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,834
Just tell me. Is it true?

202
00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:09,038
[ Crying ]

203
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:14,371
Yes.
[ Gasps ]

204
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,381
[ Crying ]
Puck is the father.

205
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,683
[ Stammers ]

206
00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:29,091
So all- all that stuffin the hot tub-

207
00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:32,528
-you just made that up?
- You were stupid enough to buy it.

208
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,429
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

209
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,333
I am so sorry.

210
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,496
Screw this.

211
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,200
I'm done with you!

212
00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:45,710
I'm done with- I'm done with all ofyou!

213
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,143
[ ChairClatters ]

214
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,205
[ Sobs ]

215
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:55,009
[ Cry.ing]

216
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,847
[School Bell Rings ]

217
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,419
I'm so sorry.

218
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,356
I fully understand
ifyou want to beat me up.

219
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,370
Ifyou can, just try and avoid my nose.
Right.

220
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,897
I'm not mad at you.

221
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:21,208
All you did is what
I wasn't brave enough to do-

222
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,214
tell the truth.

223
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:30,521
I- I was selfish when I told him.

224
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,615
I wanted to breakyou two up
so he would want to be with me.

225
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,258
And now neither of us have him.

226
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:43,133
I have hurt so many people.

227
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,800
Can you go now?

228
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,867
I just reallywant to be alone.

229
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,385
[ Sighs ]

230
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,326
[ Puck]
Hey.

231
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:14,360
So, I knowyou're upset now.

232
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,367
But I want to be with you...

233
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,666
and I'm gonna do everything I can
to be a good dad to our baby.

234
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,265
Thanks.

235
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:26,243
But I honestly can't handle...

236
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,872
any more stress in my life right now.

237
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,909
I'm gonna do this on my own.

238
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,289
I knowyou don't understand it...

239
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,349
but please respect it.

240
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,037
[Motor Whirring]

241
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,807
- So, the competition starts at 1 1 :00.
- Right.

242
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,979
- I'll have my cell phone on.
- I know. You already told me- three times.

243
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:11,318
And you wrote it down.

244
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,018
Reporting for duty, Mr. Schuester.

245
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,755
I have to tell you
I get terrible public event anxiety.

246
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,093
You know what,Jacob, it's okay.

247
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,998
We just need a 1 2th member.
All right? So, um, just sway in the back.

248
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,399
- You don't even have to sing.
- Yeah. Don't even sing.

249
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,596
- Okay.
- Great.

250
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:28,768
Oh, my God.

251
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,376
- [ Sighs ]
- So, um, still no word from Finn?

252
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,948
No.

253
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,007
I can't thankyou enough.

254
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,075
- [ Engine Starts ]
- Okay.

255
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,341
[ Engine Revs ]

256
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:15,276
[ Chattering ]

257
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,422
[ Emma ]
Okay.

258
00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,587
So, smooth sailing so far.
We're all signed in.

259
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,496
And, um, according to the program...

260
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,831
you have drawn
performance lot number three.

261
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,064
We're going last? Isn't that bad?

262
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:36,437
Hardly. This is good news.

263
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,373
My extensive auditioning
for community theater has taught me...

264
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,639
that we eitherwant to go first or last.

265
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,147
Ifwe're first, then every.one
has to measure up to us,

266
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,649
And ifwe're last, then we're the freshest
in the judges' minds.

267
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,618
And did you ever get any of those parts?

268
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,322
I'm with Rachel on this.

269
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,020
The glass is definitelyhalffull with
some very.good things right now,

270
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:59,087
Yeah. Miss Pillsbury's right.
I mean, we're here now, right?

271
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,860
No reason not to go in
with some positive mojo,

272
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,458
Right. Right.

273
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,935
- Right.
- Right.

274
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,532
♪ And you- And you- And you ♪

275
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:13,510
♪ You're gonna love me ♪

276
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,106
♪ Yeah, oh ♪

277
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,446
- It's a really popular song.
- ? You're gonna love ?

278
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:23,545
- ? Me ??
- [ Cheering, Applause ]

279
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,616
- ? Rollin' ?
- ? Yeah ?

280
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,686
- ? Rollin' ?
- ? Yeah ?

281
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,527
♪ Rollin'on the river ♪♪

282
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,033
- ?? [ Continues, Muffled]
- ?? [Drumbeats ]

283
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,010
?? [ Muffled ]

284
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,378
[Emma ]
We've got a problem,

285
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,282
They're doing all of our numbers.
The kids are completely freaking out.

286
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:56,685
Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall, and
I'm pretty sureJacob Ben Israel justwet himself.

287
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:59,019
I knew it. Sue leaked the set list.

288
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:04,095
Will? Will, these kids
need a leader right now.

289
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,598
Just hold tight. I knowwhat to do.

290
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,863
- Okay.
- [ Phone Beeps ]

291
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,908
Sue!

292
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,908
What kind ofteacher areyou?

293
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,380
Hey, buddy. I just came by
to feed myVenus flytrap.

294
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,009
You leaked the set list,
and you are not going to get awaywith it.

295
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,019
That is a libelous accusation...

296
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,783
and I insistyou retract it immediately.

297
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:34,519
- You have no proof.
- No proof?
You are the only person who had the list.

298
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,585
But other than that, you have no proof.

299
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,928
It's time to face facts, William.

300
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,731
At 1 :00 p.m. this afternoon, your little club
will have had its shot at the big time...

301
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,737
and theywill have failed.

302
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,569
Glee Clubwill be canceled.

303
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:53,577
And all that money Figgins has been
funneling intoyour budget...

304
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:57,103
will finally and rightfully
be restored to mine.

305
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,116
You have crossed a line.

306
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,381
I am not going to sit idly by anymore.

307
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,218
I am going to exposeyou...

308
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,758
for the fraud thatyou have become.

309
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,226
Bring it on, William.

310
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:13,059
I am reasonably confident
thatyou will be adding revenge...

311
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:17,228
to the long list ofthings
you're no good at.

312
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,736
- Right next to being married-
- Don't.

313
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,898
running a high school glee club...

314
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,171
and finding a hairstyle
that doesn't makeyou look like a lesbian.

315
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,679
Loveyou like a sistah.

316
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,682
Getyour hands offme.

317
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,275
You're not gonna push a woman, areyou?

318
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,344
I didn't think so.

319
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:48,132
[ Sighs ]

320
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,265
Hey, Finn.

321
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:55,135
-Just called your mom. She told meyou'd be here.
- Yeah, you know...

322
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,005
football season ended,
so I'm just cleaning out my things.

323
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,671
Sounds like something
that could have waited till Monday.

324
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:05,182
- You heard anything?
- Yeah.

325
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,218
It's pretty bad.

326
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,657
- I can't be there.
- And I can?

327
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:17,320
I can't even be in the same room as her
without cry.ing like a girl,

328
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,365
I can't look at him without
wanting to punch his face off.

329
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,764
Look, I don't have
any more pep talks, Finn.

330
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,565
You know I know how you feel.

331
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,697
Look, all I know is that-
between you and me-

332
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,674
I don't think
that they can win without you.

333
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:34,701
But that's not fair. Why does it always
have to come down to me?

334
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,544
Why do I always have to be the bigger man?

335
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,176
Because sometimes being special...

336
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,915
sucks.

337
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,226
I just want everything to be like it-

338
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,228
Iike it never happened, you know?

339
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,526
Well, Finn...

340
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,935
you can't always get whatyou want.

341
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,908
Listen-

342
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,001
I'll be in the choir room.

343
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,505
Oh, Mr. Schue, you forgotyour keys.

344
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,572
No, I didn't.

345
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,883
Nope, your money's no good here.
I'm buying.

346
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,949
- Celebratory giant pretxels.
- [ Laughs ]

347
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,961
I don't feel much like celebrating.

348
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,589
Why not? One of us
is gonna take this thing.

349
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,302
Hi. Nice set list.

350
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,100
Of course, I haven't heard
your deafkids perform yet...

351
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,607
- but I hear they're doing "Don't Stop Believing."
- Um, who areyou?

352
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,610
I'm so sorry. Let me introduce myself.
I'm Emma Pillsbury.

353
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,306
I'm the faculty adviser
forthe McKinley High School Glee Club.

354
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,111
Oh. What happened to thewhite guy
with theJheri curl?

355
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,745
You should be ashamed.
Aren'tyou ashamed? You're educators.

356
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,913
Actually, no.
You know what? You're more than that.

357
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,617
You take care of disadvantaged kids,
and you're teaching them...

358
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,922
that the onlyway they can compete
in this world is by cheating.

359
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,928
I'm sorry, but what kind
of message is that?

360
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,930
I don't know whatyou're talking about.

361
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:03,263
"Don't Stop Believing" is the most
downloaded song in the history ofiTunes.

362
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,327
I've only got one good ear,
and even I know that. Scarlet fever.

363
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:10,000
Right. And "Proud Mary"- in wheelchairs?

364
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,602
Doyou have any idea how much winnin'
is gonna mean to my girls?

365
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,647
It's gonna be a life changer-

366
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,739
make them feel like they're
worth something again.

367
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:21,775
I'm-I'm sorry. Doyou think that they're
not gonna know that something's up?

368
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,787
The fact thatyou just
magically came up...

369
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,187
with two brand-new numbers
days before competition?

370
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,920
Theywere great up there.
That's all I know.

371
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,589
I thinkwhat we
have here is a case of deaf racism.

372
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,962
Shame on you.

373
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,967
No, you know what the real shame is?

374
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,697
It's that maybe ifyou believed in them
just a little bit more...

375
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:42,296
theywould have been amaxing up there...

376
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,535
without cheating.

377
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:51,113
[Haverbrook Chorus ]
? Don'tstop believing?

378
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,483
♪ Holdon to that feeling♪

379
00:20:55,554 --> 00:21:01,015
♪ Streetlight people ♪

380
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,254
Meeting in the greenroom in five minutes.

381
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,956
♪ Don't stop believing♪♪

382
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,829
You leaked the set list.
You don't wanna be here.

383
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:11,835
You're just Sue Sylvester's little moles.

384
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:15,532
I know for a fact that's true.
Sue asked us to spy for her.

385
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,041
Look, we maystill be Cheerios,
but neither ofus,,,

386
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,135
ever gave Sue the set list.

387
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,545
Well, I- I did, but I didn't know what
she was gonna do with it.

388
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,549
[ Groans ]

389
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,053
Okay, look. Believe what you want...

390
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,682
but no one's forcing me to be here...

391
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,919
and ifyou ever tell anyone this,
I'll deny it...

392
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,257
but I like being in Glee Club.

393
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,764
It's the best part of my day, okay?

394
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,823
I wasn't gonna go and mess it up.

395
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,243
I believeyou.

396
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,474
Okay, look, guys.
There's no point in us arguing anymore.

397
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,278
- We-We have to go on in an hour.
- And we have no songs.

398
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,182
Perhaps I could improvise
some of my def poetryjams.

399
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,949
No, Look, we're gonna
do this the right way,

400
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,616
Let's start with a ballad. Mercedes, do you
have anything else in your repertoire?

401
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:10,526
- Yeah, but it's not as good
as anything you're gonna sing.
- No. We agreed-

402
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:14,463
We agreed that I would sing,
and I'm telling you, that ain't happening.

403
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:18,799
Look, Rachel, the truth is,
you're the best singerthatwe've got.

404
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,304
As much as it hurts me
to admit it-andit does-

405
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:25,036
she's right- Rachel's our star.

406
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,806
If anyone's gonna go belt it on the fly,
it should be her.

407
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:33,540
Well, I do have something that I've been
working on since I was four.

408
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,781
Then I guess we have ourballad, and we
can close with "Somebodyto Love, "

409
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:40,382
- It's a real crowd-pleaser.
- Yeah. That and a can of soup
will guarantee us third place.

410
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:43,451
We still needanothersong
we can allsing together,

411
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,327
I have one.

412
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,599
[ Sighs ]
I found the sheet music online.

413
00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,938
I used the Cheerio's copier
to make copies,,,

414
00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,807
then I trashed the thing.

415
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:05,976
Mike, Matt, Brittany, Santana-

416
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,452
you're ourbest dancers, Figure something out,
and we'll all followyour lead,

417
00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:13,116
- It's gonna be choppy.
- Good. We're best when we're loose.

418
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,763
Look, all we have going for us is that we believe
in ourselves, and what we're singing about.

419
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:21,822
Ifwe can showthejudges that,,,

420
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,869
we might have a shot at this thing.

421
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:31,508
It's good to haveyou back, Finn.

422
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:35,307
- Cool ifl take my spot back?
- Quite.

423
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:38,372
I was just here because I was hoping
to get into Rachel's pants.

424
00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,843
[ Sighs ]
Cool, dude?

425
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,494
No.

426
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:54,825
Finn, I-

427
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,396
- You okay?
- Don't worry about me.

428
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,405
Okay? This is all up toyou now.

429
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:04,704
You wanted the solo.
You wanted the chance to be the star.

430
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,870
This is your chance. Don't screw it up.

431
00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:17,377
[ Exhales ]

432
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,518
[Will]
Are-Are theynervous? Has itstarted?

433
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,430
- Showtime.
- And now, ourfinal team-

434
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,935
McKinley High's New Directions.

435
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,671
?? [ Orchestra: Tango Beat ]

436
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:46,709
♪ Don't tell me not to live
J ust sit and putter ♪

437
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:49,879
♪ Life's candy and the sun's
a ball ofbutter ♪

438
00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:55,791
♪ Don't bring around a cloud
to rain on my parade ♪

439
00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:59,524
♪ Don't tell me not to fly
I've simply got to ♪

440
00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:02,897
♪ Ifsomeone takes a spill
it's me and notyou ♪

441
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:07,632
♪Who told you you're allowed
to rain on my parade ♪

442
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,072
♪ I'm marchin' my band out ♪

443
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:12,871
♪ I'm beatin' my drum ♪

444
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,742
♪ AndifI'm fannedout♪

445
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,476
♪Yourturn at bat, sir ♪

446
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:20,484
♪ At least I didn't fake it ♪

447
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:23,487
♪ Hat, sir
I guess I didn't make it ♪

448
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,922
♪ Butwhether I'm the rose
ofsheer perfection ♪

449
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:30,621
♪ A freckle on the nose
oflife's complexion ♪

450
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:36,258
♪The cinder
or the shiny apple ofits eye ♪

451
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:39,167
♪ I gotta fly once
I gotta try once ♪

452
00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:42,434
♪ Only can die once
Right, sir ♪

453
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:46,136
♪ Oh, life is juicy
Juicy, and you see ♪

454
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,475
♪ I gotta have my bite, sir ♪

455
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,914
♪ Get ready for me, love
'cause I'm a comer ♪

456
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:54,975
♪ I simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer ♪

457
00:25:55,053 --> 00:26:00,616
♪ Don't bring around a cloud
to rain on my parade ♪

458
00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:04,059
♪ I'm gonna live
and live now ♪

459
00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:07,690
♪ Get what I want
I know how ♪

460
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:10,530
♪ One roll
for the whole shebang ♪

461
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:13,628
♪ One throw
That bell will go clang ♪

462
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:16,196
♪ Eye on the target
and wham ♪

463
00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:19,471
♪ One shot, one gunshot
and bam ♪

464
00:26:19,544 --> 00:26:24,709
♪ Hey, Mr. Arnstein ♪

465
00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:30,722
♪ Here I am ♪

466
00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:32,780
♪ I'll march ♪

467
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:37,521
♪ My band out ♪

468
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:41,532
♪ I'll beat my drum ♪

469
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:45,696
♪ AndifI'm fannedout♪

470
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:49,501
♪Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it ♪

471
00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:51,633
♪ Hat, sir
I guess I didn't make it ♪

472
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,076
♪ Get ready for me, love
'cause I'm a comer ♪

473
00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,079
♪ I simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer ♪

474
00:26:56,147 --> 00:27:00,083
♪ Nobody, no, nobody ♪

475
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,915
♪ Is gonna ♪

476
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:05,980
♪ Rain on my ♪

477
00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:19,596
♪ Parade ♪♪

478
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:22,663
[Cheering, Whistling]

479
00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:31,575
Ladies and gentlemen- New Directions.

480
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:39,184
- ?You can't always get what you want ?
- ? Ahh ?

481
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:45,596
♪You can't always get
what you want ♪

482
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,326
♪ But ifyou try sometimes ♪

483
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,368
♪You'll find ♪

484
00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:53,302
♪You get whatyou need ♪

485
00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:55,931
??[Vocalizing]

486
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,943
♪ I saw her today
at the reception ♪

487
00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:05,842
♪ A glass ofwine
in herhand♪

488
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,147
♪ Oh, I knew
she was gonna meet ♪

489
00:28:08,219 --> 00:28:10,380
♪ Her connection♪

490
00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:16,257
♪ At her feet
was a footloose man ♪

491
00:28:16,327 --> 00:28:20,093
- ? No, you can't ?
- ? You can't always get what you want ?

492
00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:24,966
- ? Oh, no, no, you can't ?
- ?You can't always get what you want ?

493
00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:30,099
- ?What you want ?
- ?You can't always get whatyou want ?

494
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:34,236
- ?You can't always get whatyou want ?
- ? But ifyou try sometimes ?

495
00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:36,007
♪Well, you just might find ♪

496
00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:41,280
- ?You getwhatyou need ?
- ? Oh, yeah ?

497
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:43,479
♪ And I went down ♪

498
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,956
♪To the demonstration ♪

499
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:51,291
♪To get myfair share
ofabuse ♪

500
00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:56,925
♪Singin' we're
gonna vent ourfrustration ♪

501
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:59,367
♪ Ifwe don't
we're gonna blow♪

502
00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:01,496
- ? A 50-amp fuse ?
- ? A 50-amp fuse ?

503
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:05,134
- ? Singit to me now?
- ? Oh,yeah,yeah?

504
00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,940
♪ No, no, no, no ♪

505
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:11,504
♪You can't always get
what you want ♪

506
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:15,610
- ? No, no, no, no ?
- ?You can't always get what you want ?

507
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:18,053
♪ Oh ♪

508
00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:19,988
♪ But ifyou try sometimes ♪

509
00:29:20,058 --> 00:29:21,889
♪Well, you just might find ♪

510
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:27,728
- ?You get whatyou need ?
- ? Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah?

511
00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:31,360
♪You can't always get
whatyou want ♪

512
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,461
♪ Oh, whoa, oh ♪

513
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,836
- ? Get whatyou need ?
- ? Oh, yeah ?

514
00:29:35,907 --> 00:29:38,899
- ?Whatyou need ?
- ?Whatyou need ?

515
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,571
♪Yeah ♪

516
00:29:41,646 --> 00:29:44,080
♪Whatyou need ♪♪

517
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:46,811
[ Cheering, Whistling ]

518
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,821
[Clock Ticking]

519
00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:59,022
Okay, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.

520
00:29:59,097 --> 00:30:01,292
This is a singing competition.

521
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:03,596
I don't know how those deafkids got in.

522
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:10,534
Theyweren't singing. Theywere, like,
honking. And everyone was crying.

523
00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:12,542
And I was, like, "Get offthe stage.

524
00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:14,578
You're terrible,
and you're making me super uncomfortable."

525
00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:17,274
Now, hold on just a second, Candy.

526
00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:22,947
Those "Haverhurst" kids...

527
00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:25,148
twice had me reaching for my handkerchief.

528
00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:29,284
And thoseJane Addams girls
had it goin' on in all the right places.

529
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,294
Can I just say something?

530
00:30:31,362 --> 00:30:35,128
I have no idea
what the hell I'm doin' here.

531
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:42,129
I'm serious.
I don't understand what a glee club is...

532
00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:45,404
and I have never even
heard the term "show choir"...

533
00:30:45,476 --> 00:30:48,036
until about three hours ago,
when my boss told me...

534
00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:50,046
he had tickets to NASCAR...

535
00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:52,548
and I had to fill in at this fool event.

536
00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:58,748
Those Jane Addams girls- I'll be damned...

537
00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:02,281
ifl didn't apportion hundreds of
thousands oftax payers' dollars...

538
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,988
to that school so they can parade
their behinds around...

539
00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:08,123
- like a bunch ofhoochie hos.
- The McKinley group was good...

540
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:11,828
but didn't seem all that rehearsed,
but I like their energy.

541
00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:15,202
Well, I have to admit,
I have a soft spot for the Rolling Stones.

542
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:19,403
I was at Altamont Speedway in '69.

543
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:21,342
I actually saw that guy get stabbed.

544
00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:24,245
Can't get that image out ofmynoggin,,,

545
00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,647
to this day.

546
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:30,586
I seriously don't know
what either one ofyou are talking about.

547
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,180
I have never been so bored.

548
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,852
I mean, if I had to pick a group
that I hated the least-

549
00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:40,289
It doesn't sound good, guys.

550
00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:44,633
Hey. Um-

551
00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:48,433
I just wanted to say how greatyou all
were, and I thoughtyou were amaxing.

552
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,440
We have nothing to say toyou.

553
00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:52,442
Because we cheated. I know.

554
00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:55,638
I feel terrible about it,
but I'm gonna tell the judges right now...

555
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:57,874
that we don't deserve to win.

556
00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,146
And your e-mail address is-

557
00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:06,884
You guys were so much fun to watch.

558
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,051
You should be very proud.
[ Giggles ]

559
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:12,255
Get me the hell outta here.

560
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:16,164
Um, excuse me.
Um, I have something I need to tell you.

561
00:32:16,234 --> 00:32:18,634
I'm sorry. We've made our decision.

562
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:37,510
- Hi.
- I thoughtyou worked on Saturday afternoon.

563
00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:40,557
Yeah. I came home early. I'm tired.

564
00:32:42,593 --> 00:32:44,686
I haven't been sleeping verywell.

565
00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:48,394
What's with the monkey suit?

566
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:52,869
- Ken and Emma's wedding. It's at 4:00.
- Oh, yeah.

567
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,773
Here.

568
00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:59,071
- No, I'm fine.
- Oh.

569
00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:04,344
I want you to know
I've been seeing a therapist.

570
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:08,351
Oh, it'sjust at the local
communitycenter, butstill,

571
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,755
Good.

572
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,519
I hope it works out foryou.

573
00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:16,617
I'm taking responsibility, Will.

574
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,628
I mean, I'm weak and I'm selfish...

575
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:21,597
and I let my anxiety rule my life.

576
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:23,634
Butyou know I wasn't always that way.

577
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:27,430
It's just that-
[ Stammers ]

578
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:31,566
I wanted so many things
that I-I know we're never gonna have.

579
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,941
But that was okay
as long as I still had you.

580
00:33:41,886 --> 00:33:43,820
Say something.

581
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,790
I'm looking atyou...

582
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,453
and I'm trying-

583
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:53,793
[ Laughs ]
I mean, I reallywant to feel that...

584
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,390
thing I always felt
when I looked atyou before.

585
00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:00,496
That feeling offamily.

586
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,505
Oflove.

587
00:34:05,176 --> 00:34:07,736
But it's gone.

588
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:10,007
Forever?

589
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,844
I don't know.

590
00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:15,646
[ Exhales ]

591
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,635
[Will]
Hey,

592
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,642
Nice ice sculpture.

593
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,671
W-Where's Ken?

594
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:50,150
Um- [ Laughs ]
home, I'd imagine.

595
00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:52,155
Probably trying to regain...

596
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:54,157
some ofthe pride that I stole from him.

597
00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,855
- He dumped me.
- What?

598
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,525
He said moving thewedding
for sectionals was the last straw.

599
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:07,736
But I thought he understood that-thatyou
were doing this for the kids.

600
00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:11,465
He understood that...

601
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:14,807
I wasn't doing it for the kids.

602
00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:21,012
I was doing it foryou.

603
00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:26,552
Emma...

604
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,558
I'm so sorry.

605
00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,424
No. Gosh, no. It's notyour fault.

606
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:34,693
I- I really messed up.

607
00:35:34,765 --> 00:35:38,792
He was absolutely right.
I was settling for him.

608
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:40,804
Really, one blink from you, Will...

609
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,840
and I would have been out the door.

610
00:35:48,746 --> 00:35:50,714
So, um...

611
00:35:52,016 --> 00:35:54,109
I e-mailed my resignation to Figgins.

612
00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,278
Oh, E-

613
00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:58,288
My last day is Monday.

614
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,784
[ Voice Cracking ]
I just can't-

615
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:04,794
I just can't be at that school.

616
00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,797
I can't see Ken without feeling ashamed...

617
00:36:07,865 --> 00:36:11,028
and I can't seeyou
without feeling heartbroken.

618
00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:21,672
I just left mywife.

619
00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:29,814
[ Sniffles ]
No, I'm sorry. I, um-

620
00:36:31,389 --> 00:36:33,323
I'm going.

621
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:39,587
- But I just-
-Just leftyourwife.

622
00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:42,132
Exactly,

623
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,134
You just did.

624
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,308
You make a beautiful bride.

625
00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:56,412
Thankyou.

626
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:09,253
[DoorOpens, Closes ]

627
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,605
Sue, the directors-
both from the Jane Addams Academy...

628
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,970
and Haverbrook School
for the Deafhave informed me...

629
00:37:24,041 --> 00:37:26,976
that you gave them
the New Directions set list.

630
00:37:27,044 --> 00:37:28,875
You have no proof.

631
00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:32,848
- The set lists were on Cheerios letterhead.
- I didn't do it.

632
00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,147
They say "From the desk ofSue Sylvester."

633
00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:38,484
- Circumstantial evidence.
- They're written in your handwriting.

634
00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:42,458
- Forgeries.
- Sue, there is an orgy of evidence
stacked againstyou.

635
00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:45,893
Well, you've clearly made upyour mind
not to be impartial in this case...

636
00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:49,592
so let's see ifyou can't wrap up
this little lecture, slap me on thewrist...

637
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:52,534
and let me get back towhipping my squad
of champions into shape.

638
00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,800
We have to be in Albuquerque
in a couple ofweeks for nationals.

639
00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:57,841
Sue!

640
00:37:57,908 --> 00:38:00,172
Sit down.

641
00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:08,183
Sue, as oftoday,
you are no longer coach ofthe Cheerios.

642
00:38:08,252 --> 00:38:10,982
- I beg your pardon?
- As oftoday,,,

643
00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:13,387
you are no longer coach ofthe Cheerios.

644
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,687
- I beg your pardon.
- All this time...

645
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,228
- I thought Mr,-
- I beg your pardon!

646
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:21,732
All this time I thought
Mr. Schuesterwas overreacting.

647
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,529
And, frankly, I was too willing to look
pastyour monkeyshines...

648
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:27,366
becauseyou kept winning,
but nowyou have gone too far.

649
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:31,067
You have embarrassed yourself and
besmirched the name ofWilliam McKinley.

650
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,508
- A failed president!
- Oh, please,

651
00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:35,511
The greatest one who everlived,

652
00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,707
You are suspended from the school,
as oftoday.

653
00:38:40,584 --> 00:38:43,018
Schue, you have anything to add?

654
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,850
- I thinkyou said it all.
- Myword is official.

655
00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:50,193
Let it be written.

656
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,894
Okay, ifthis is the way
you wanna play it.

657
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,933
Okay.

658
00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:04,866
Schue. In light ofSue's interference...

659
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:07,069
I am reinstating you
as coach ofthe Glee Club.

660
00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:10,341
I contacted the Ohio
Show Choir Governing Board...

661
00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,405
andset the recordstraight,

662
00:39:12,483 --> 00:39:14,576
Thankyou, sir.

663
00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:17,280
My pleasure.

664
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,415
All right. Good job.

665
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,951
[School Bell Rings ]

666
00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,267
[ Sue ]
Schuester.

667
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,431
Well played, sir.

668
00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,634
I underestimated you.

669
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,674
All right, here's what happens now.

670
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,014
I'm gonna head on down
to my condo in Boca...

671
00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:51,111
brown up a bit,
get myselfback into fighting shape...

672
00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:54,919
then I'm gonna return to this school even
more hell-bent on your destruction.

673
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:57,187
Get ready for the ride
ofyour life, Will Schuester.

674
00:39:57,261 --> 00:40:00,958
You are about to board
the Sue Sylvester Express.

675
00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:03,829
Destination: horror.

676
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,028
I look forward to it, Sue.

677
00:40:06,103 --> 00:40:08,663
You know, you just woke a sleeping giant.

678
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,300
Prepare to be crushed.

679
00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:19,806
[ Sighs ]

680
00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:25,188
Well, we have a few things
we'd like to showyou, Mr. Schue.

681
00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:31,319
First-

682
00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:33,955
- [ Together] Ta-da!
- [ Laughing ]

683
00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:44,634
Ohh. I am so proud ofyou guys.

684
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,300
You won fairandsquare,

685
00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,971
The result was unanimous,
and the judges didn't even know...

686
00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:51,879
about all the shenanigans
that were going on behind the scenes.

687
00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,884
So congratulations.

688
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,886
You earned this.

689
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:59,047
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Give it up. Come on.

690
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,284
All right.

691
00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:03,349
But...

692
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:08,425
now we have regionals to worry about,
and you can bet...

693
00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:11,593
that Vocal Adrenaline is hard at work,
so we should be too.

694
00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:13,933
So- Let's get started.

695
00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:17,167
Uh, wait, Mr. Schue.
There's one more thing.

696
00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:19,709
Sinceyou weren't able
to be there to see us perform...

697
00:41:19,777 --> 00:41:23,076
we put together
a special numberjust foryou.

698
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:25,581
- [ Mouthing Words ]
- Take a seat,

699
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,384
[ Laughter]

700
00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:32,422
[ Together]
? La, la, la, la, la, la ?

701
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:36,051
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

702
00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:39,425
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

703
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,933
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

704
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,934
♪ Guess this means you're sorry ♪

705
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,267
♪You're standing at my door ♪

706
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,808
♪ Guess this means
you take back♪

707
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:55,778
♪ All you said before ♪

708
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:59,043
♪ Like how much you wanted ♪

709
00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:02,313
♪ Anyone but me ♪

710
00:42:02,386 --> 00:42:05,617
♪ Said you'd never come back ♪

711
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:09,785
♪ But hereyou are again ♪

712
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,488
♪ 'Cause we belong ♪

713
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:15,999
♪ Togethernow,yeah♪

714
00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:18,500
♪ Foreverunited♪

715
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:22,801
♪ Here somehow, yeah ♪

716
00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:27,242
♪You got a piece of me ♪

717
00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:30,007
♪ And, honestly ♪

718
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,741
- ? My life ?
- ? My life ?

719
00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:33,783
- ? Wouldsuck?
- ? Wouldsuck?

720
00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:36,581
♪ Withoutyou♪

721
00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,851
♪ I know that I've got issues ♪

722
00:42:39,924 --> 00:42:43,291
♪ But you're pretty messed up too ♪

723
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,261
♪ Either way, I found out ♪

724
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:50,266
♪ I'm nothin' without you ♪

725
00:42:50,334 --> 00:42:53,599
♪ 'Cause we belong ♪

726
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:57,801
- ? Togethernow ?
- ?Yeah, yeah ?

727
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,968
♪ Foreverunited♪

728
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:04,811
♪ Here somehow,yeah♪

729
00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:08,875
♪ You got a piece ofme ♪

730
00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:11,547
♪ And, honestly
My life ♪

731
00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:13,988
- ? Mylife ?
- ? Wouldsuck?

732
00:43:14,058 --> 00:43:17,653
♪ Wouldsuck withoutyou♪

733
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,889
♪ 'Cause we belong♪

734
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:24,128
- ? Together now, yeah ?
- ? Together now ?

735
00:43:24,201 --> 00:43:27,193
♪ Forever united♪

736
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:31,230
♪ Here somehow, yeah ♪

737
00:43:31,308 --> 00:43:35,472
♪ You got a piece of me ♪

738
00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,878
♪ And, honestly ♪

739
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,415
- ? My life ?
- ? My life ?

740
00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:41,713
- ? Would suck ?
- ? Would suck ?

741
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:46,916
♪ Without you ♪♪

742
00:43:58,535 --> 00:44:01,003
[ Will Laughs ]

743
00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:07,009
?? [ Vocalizing]

744
00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:11,013
?? [ Harmonic Vocalizing]

745
00:44:27,097 --> 00:44:29,031
?? [ Ends ]

746
00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:39,031
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