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Ha-ha-ha. Welcome back.
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Hi. Hello.
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What did you do over break?
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Oh, it's so awesome. Me and Abed
played this video game. It's so dope.
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It's a whole city.
You can drive anywhere.
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You can rent an apartment.
Do taxes.
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But don't get audited.
Because that's bad.
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You could even enroll
in community college.
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Right now, it sounds
as boring as real life, but it is not.
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Vacations are wasted
on the young.
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You guys gotta get out there
and see the world
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at some point or you're gonna
miss your entire lives.
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Where did you go, Britta?
Amsterdam, I think.
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I'll know more
when I find my camera.
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Guess what happened to me.
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Oh, Pierce,
you became a grandfather?
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No, I became even cooler.
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These ironic T-shirts
are all the rage.
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Let's get one thing straight.
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I wish I was still a lawyer, I'm only
here because I'm hot for Britta,
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and I don't want to be
anybody's friend.
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Just kidding.
Bring it in here, you knuckleheads.
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You know, I gotta say,
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I... I took a look back
at the guy I was last semester,
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and I realized,
that guy was a drag.
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No.
Good to hear you admit it, Jeff.
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No, the truth is,
this is a new semester, a new Jeff.
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Greendale is where I am
and I am gonna make the best of it.
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Oh, that's nice.
You're like Hawkeye on M* A*S*H.
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He kept his upbeat humor and charm, even
in the 11 th year of the Korean War.
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Yeah. Well, don't go
changing too much, Jeff.
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I think we all like you
just the way you were.
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Well, I appreciate that, but...
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Did you just teleport here?
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No, I snuck in
during the group hug.
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You guys don't remember me?
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Buddy, from Spanish class.
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Yeah,
it's Buddy from Spanish class.
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I've never seen you
before in my life.
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I don't know you.
I've seen Buddy before.
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He sits in the corner,
next to the dead plant.
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Thank you, Abed. Sometimes I have a
tendency to melt into the background.
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It's just my body type,
but I definitely know you guys.
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From watching you
all last semester grow together.
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F. F minus.
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Did you say S?
He said F.
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Who cheated?
I did it.
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Britta cheated?
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But why?
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Give me back my bra, Annie.
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Ugh. I'm not even wearing a bra.
Ugh! Ugh!
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I don't even care who wins.
What?
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I sleep a lot in class,
that one might have been a dream.
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Well, Buddy, as you know, we
haven't had Spanish class yet,
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so this meeting was more just for
catching up between friends.
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I heard that. Let's do it.
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Well, maybe...
So, I... Heh.
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Sorry, Britta.
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I'll go first. Uh...
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I'm sure you guys
have a natural rapport and timing,
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and you know you're scared
that adding a new member
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might throw everything off
of its natural...
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- rhythm, but I feel like
I know you guys already.
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So you know, let me in, just tell
me the rules, and I will follow.
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Well, you already broke
the only rule I have.
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The rule about
worrying about rules.
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That's what I'm saying too.
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Yeah.
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♪ Spanish studying is better ♪
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♪ When you're Buddy-ing around
Yeah ♪♪
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Hey, Jeff.
Hey.
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Excuse me. Um...
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I received a text message
about free Sephora samples?
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Ha-ha. It was me. Ha-ha.
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Sorry about the ruse,
but I have something better
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than exfoliating soap
to rub on you.
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An opportunity. Mm.
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As you can see, I am resurrecting the
Greendale Gazette Journal Mirror.
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And we need a student editor.
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Someone with a real world savvy that
extends beyond how to huff the ink.
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Actually, dean, I'm resolved
to spend this semester being more...
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This would be your office.
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Relaxed and awesome.
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This is the first desk I've seen in six months
that doesn't have "Zeppelin Rules" carved into it.
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And you get an English credit.
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Well, that ain't bad neither. I'm in.
Yeah.
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Guys, meet your new editor.
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Mr. Winger is very excited to help you
bring a voice back to the campus.
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Jeff, I need to take your picture.
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Good, we got it.
Okay.
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You guys knock yourselves out.
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Welcome aboard, Jeff. This is my article
on the school's new water heater.
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You've got chops, kid. But we need
your talent on a bigger story.
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Pizza wars.
Who's got the best slice in town?
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Start with Big Nick's.
Bring us a large with sausage.
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You. I heard a rumor that Riley's
Liquor is selling to underage students.
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So I need an undercover exposé.
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Find out how much they'll sell you
of anything cold and imported.
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You expect me to watch you
do that without telling on you?
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That's a hard-hitting question, Annie.
Are you a reporter?
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No. They've got me editing
the crossword because I'm a girl.
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And because I love crosswords.
Well, now you love the streets.
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You're my ace newshound.
Ace? You can do that?
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We can do anything we want.
It's Greendale.
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Now go find me that story.
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This character reboot is
really gelling for you, Jeff.
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That was all classic Hawkeye.
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Sending soldiers out for liquor.
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Slyly sidestepping the problematic
scrutiny of Annie "Hot Lips" Edison. Mm?
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I should build you a still
for making Hawkeye martinis.
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Of all your pop cultural fixations,
this is one I can work with, Abed.
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Call me Radar?
When you've earned it.
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Now, I know the news
of Señor Chang's death
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over winter break
was a shock to us all.
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But we should take comfort
in the fact
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that he did not suffer when his
moped hit the side of that Arby's.
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So sad.
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But best semester ever. Heh-heh.
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Heh-heh. Beat it. All right.
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That was a professional actress.
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I am a man who can never die,
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and this has been your first taste
of Spanish 1-0-dos
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the semester
I get inside your cabezas.
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♪ I am Señor Chang ♪
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♪ And I'm so ill ♪
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♪ This is a warning I can't be killed ♪
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♪ All in your cabeza
Without a chaser ♪
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♪ Not another teacher
With this much flavor, Chang ♪♪
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Saw that coming.
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Hey, guys. See you in study group.
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Hoo-aah! Aah!
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Uh, Jeff, can he really just decide
he's one of us?
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He throws off our balance.
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We've got three chicks, three dudes,
and now, two weirdoes. Heh.
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Sorry, Abed.
Not all weirdoes are bad.
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Buddy might be a puckish agent
of change that changes our lives
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for the better
through a musical montage.
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Or he could have a row of jars
waiting for our genitals.
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Yo, I need my genitals.
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You know who you guys sound like?
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Me, from last semester.
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Cynical. Elitist.
Oh.
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Rakishly good-looking.
Thank you.
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Well, we should at least get together to
talk about membership policies, right?
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Hey, don't ask me.
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Dealing with problems
ain't my job no more.
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My new job is hanging out,
having fun and cracking wise.
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Oh, must be nice.
Suppose I decide that's my job?
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Jeff.
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I hope you've got an army of raisins,
because I've got a major scoop.
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In October, there was a free
Toni Braxton concert on the quad...
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You don't need to remind me.
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And when a last-minute mix-up
shifted the showtime by an hour,
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an anonymous text message went
out alerting students of the change.
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Okay.
Not okay.
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Because the text message was sent
exclusively to black students.
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And one French kid named Lebron.
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That's profiling.
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This is front page juice.
I gotta find out who sent the text.
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Have you called
the number that sent it?
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Well, nobody's that stupid, right?
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Hello?
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Um...
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Wrong number.
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No, no. That was a good cover.
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So whoever it is keeps hanging up,
but he can't hide forever.
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Annie the reporter. Good times.
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Listen up, I just want to say,
thank you guys real much...
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Real much? Duh.
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Thank you guys very much for this.
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It's a dream come true.
Aww.
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Now let's study some Spanish.
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So for the essay, we conjugate...
Conjugate?
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Conjugal. Visit.
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Ha-ha-ha. Lame.
Okay, stick and move, stick and move.
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Okay, so for the essay portion...
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♪ Annie got an essay portion ♪
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♪ Annie gonna move
Her luscious fanny all day long ♪♪
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Hey, Buddy can sing, you guys.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Well, that's great.
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Annie's pretty young,
we try not to sexualize her.
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I'm sorry. Whoa!
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Okay, look, I did... You know what?
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It's your study group, and I don't know if you
perceive it as something that could be improved
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but I do have some ideas.
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Here's one right here. Boom.
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I was thinking, we could start
saying, "You go, girl."
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Not in a way that's, you know, oh,
I'm so cool saying, "You go, girl."
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But in a way that
we're kind of winking at it.
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Bottom line,
you guys need a chubby, agile guy.
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Did anyone see
Paul Blart: Marl Car...
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
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I'm like that, okay?
I'm fat and I'm physical, okay?
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And I'm strong, hmm,
and I can kick.
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Oh!
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Dude, sorry.
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Jeff, Jeff?
No, no, it's fine.
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Just a little... Little nosebleed,
I get them when it's dry,
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or when my face gets kicked.
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I'll get some paper towels.
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Did someone say something about a
meeting to discuss member policy?
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I think it's obvious to everyone, that this
Buddy fellow has a few fruit loops loose
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so I think no matter what we do, we
gotta do it with grace and caution.
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I say we keep Buddy in the group.
What?
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I've given it a lot of thought and
frankly I like his in-your-face style.
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I can't stop thinking
about his high kick.
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His ratio of girth
to hip flexibility is mesmerizing.
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I like his idea of ironically
saying, "You go, girl."
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You go, girl.
You go, girl.
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Wait, so you kick high enough
and you get in the group?
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If we're gonna add people, I really think
we should consider my friend Gary.
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I'm sorry, Shirley,
you friend Gary is so boring.
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He was raised in Finland,
he doesn't get our humor.
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So if we're gonna add a chair for every
bong-ripping, good-time charlie,
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with a song in his heart,
I move we institute hazing.
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Well, in The Right Stuff,
the novel by Tom Wolfe...
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This is why we need new blood.
I'm so bored of your pop culture references,
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and your cigarette-legged jeans.
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Uh, Gary wears nothing
but loose-fitting jeans.
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Gary is off the table.
He is a buzz kill.
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He grew up in a land without sun.
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Take a vote.
They'd probably vote him in.
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They won't.
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Guys. Guys, let's take a vote.
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Secret vote,
everybody cover your eyes.
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We won't know the result.
Say your vote out loud.
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We'll know each ether's voices.
Troy's got a point.
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Holy crap. Wow.
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It says here, some guy in Seattle went nuts
and killed his entire driver's ed class
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with a meat tenderizer.
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Oh, no.
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We have to be careful.
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Okay.
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On the count of three,
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everybody who wants to keep
Buddy out, raise your hand.
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You lied about the guy in Seattle
with the meat tenderizer.
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You put your thumb on the scale.
238
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You did it with a smile and you
did it so you could keep smiling.
239
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You're Hawkeye.
240
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And with Buddy gone,
staying that way will be a lot easier.
241
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I am not racist.
242
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I had 20 minutes to let people know
Toni Braxton was starting early
243
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and 273 text messages left
before my rate tripled.
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Racial profiling may not be right,
but it can be economical.
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Tell me, dean, when I refer
to you in my article,
246
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would you prefer
imbecile or incompetent?
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I'd prefer incompetent,
but what I really want...
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It doesn't matter what you want.
249
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The people want the truth,
I have to give it to them,
250
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and I won't let anyone
stand in my way.
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Excuse me.
252
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Thank you.
Hey, Jeffrey.
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I'm the least racist person
in the world.
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My best friend, when I was
6 years old, was a black man.
255
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,434
Okay, look. I've learned my lesson.
I've got unlimited texting now.
256
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But if she runs that story,
257
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I will lose this job,
and this job is my life.
258
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She listens to you.
259
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,974
Well, next time we're both
hanging out, having fun,
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I could try cracking wise
about it with her.
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You do what you think is right.
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That's enough.
Okay.
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I'm just saying,
it's not exactly Watergate.
264
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I mean, you like the dean,
he's trying to help you transfer.
265
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,236
Yeah, and this time,
he might succeed.
266
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If this article breaks out, I can apply
for journalism scholarships.
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Nobody will care about my time
in rehab if they think I'm a writer.
268
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Annie, as your upbeat friend,
I gotta say, let this go.
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This is Greendale, Jeff,
we can do whatever we want.
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♪ I'm sorry, I'm
sorry I'm so damn sorry ♪
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♪ I'm sorry, I'm sorry ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm so sorry ♪
273
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♪ I'm so sorry ♪♪
274
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Didn't anyone tell Buddy
he was out?
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I guess we thought you would.
276
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,005
My lord, my lady,
you missed my apology song.
277
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Yeah, I'll...
I'll tell them about it later.
278
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:10,209
Jeff, I am so sorry
about the other day.
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Buddy,
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yesterday, the group took a vote.
281
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And you seem to have
figured out the rest of it.
282
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Was it the high kick?
283
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,357
Was it, "You go, girl?"
284
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,398
Oh, you guys think you're so cool.
285
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,935
No, we don't think we're cool at all.
Just a bit.
286
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I put myself out there for you.
287
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I laid my soul bare.
288
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I made you guys lemon squares
with free-range eggs
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that I baked with my own hands.
290
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Maybe a little less sugar next time.
291
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Well, I'm not leaving.
292
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Oh, come on.
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Be relaxed, like me.
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Leave.
You're not relaxed.
295
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,855
You're an uptight puppet master.
And these are your little puppets.
296
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,155
I am no man's puppet, sir.
297
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How dare you.
298
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Buddy, just be reasonable and go.
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Make me, Hitler.
300
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:10,066
Oh.
Okay, so, uh,
301
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so since Buddy's not leaving,
302
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he'll just be the person who we
wish wasn't here while we study.
303
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,943
Try getting that deal from Hitler.
304
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,549
Shall we?
305
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,620
I'm studying with you.
No, you're not.
306
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Everyone stop studying.
Okay.
307
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,687
You're not in the group.
308
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,797
Okay, then go study
somewhere else.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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No, I wanna study with you guys.
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No.
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No.
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I hate you.
315
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,669
I hate your study group. I hate it.
316
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You suck.
317
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,174
I hate you.
318
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,215
And you are not running that story.
Why not?
319
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Because I said so.
320
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,457
Does anybody have a problem
with how that was handled?
321
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,889
It's okay.
Exactly the way I would've done it.
322
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,562
You suck.
323
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,562
Who are you kidding, Abed?
324
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,740
I just dragged
a screaming, crying man
325
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,808
out of a library
with his pants down.
326
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,873
No. Martinis are for Hawkeyes.
327
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,015
I'm the same uptight jerk
I was last semester.
328
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,722
Jeff, what's your favorite episode
of M* A*S*H?
329
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,717
The one with, uh, the Army.
330
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,593
That's what I thought.
331
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:10,989
If you had actually
seen the show
332
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,664
you'd know that Hawkeye didn't just
bed nurses and drink martinis.
333
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,699
He also had blood sprayed on his face and
barked orders when the choppers came in.
334
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,870
If he didn't, people died.
335
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,830
He was a leader, Jeff.
That's your job.
336
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,373
Yeah? What's in it for me?
337
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,135
Hey.
Annie.
338
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,938
I... I'm sorry that I yelled.
339
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,006
I'm glad you did.
340
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:36,586
It didn't even really occur to me what I
was doing until I saw how upset you were.
341
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,519
I never want to be the reason
you're mad, because
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00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,386
you're Jeff Winger.
343
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,522
So thanks
344
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,228
for getting mad.
345
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,565
It was nothing.
346
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,971
I guess that's the upside, isn't it?
347
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,174
Thank you,
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00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,715
Radar.
349
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,319
Ooh. You made me so happy
I just peed a little.
350
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,954
I don't think violence is the answer
when we make decisions.
351
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,557
Hi, guys.
Hi, Buddy.
352
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,789
Can you, um?
Excuse us?
353
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:24,093
For one crazy stalker?
354
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,568
Listen up,
we outnumber this guy six to one.
355
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,645
Annie, you flash your breasts
as a decoy for the bumrush.
356
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,440
Pierce?
Britta, don't be upset.
357
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,947
I didn't pick you as a decoy
because your breasts are so old.
358
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,983
Why is he even here? Hello.
359
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,789
I invited him.
360
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,817
Buddy's crime
is thinking we're cool.
361
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,420
But I get it.
362
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,031
I mean, if I were him,
and I missed out on you guys,
363
00:18:55,601 --> 00:19:00,766
I'd be sitting in that classroom,
watching, wondering.
364
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:05,434
So how can I exclude someone from
something that I'm so lucky to have.
365
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,800
Oh.
366
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,106
I say we let him in.
367
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,146
Hey, Buddy.
368
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,321
Welcome to the group.
369
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,083
Oh, yes.
370
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,725
You will not regret this.
371
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,556
There he is.
372
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,661
Hey, Buddy, the group
thought about what you said.
373
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:34,202
We took a vote. And you're in.
374
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,036
No way. I'm in the cool group?
375
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,574
It's like Christmas morning
for the guy.
376
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:43,971
Welcome.
377
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,541
This is...
378
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,720
Oh, this is awkward.
379
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,151
You guys were my safety. Pfft.
380
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,187
Hey, hey, Buddy, you don't have
to worry about them.
381
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,757
You're with us now. Come on.
382
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,151
Ha-ha! Boo!
383
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,392
It's amazing.
I love the kicks. The kicks are the best.
384
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,471
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is why I voted to keep him.
385
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,340
Would have been nice to have
another person in the group.
386
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,946
I'll call Gary.
387
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:27,682
So it says here
you want to join as a twosome?
388
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,360
I don't see that as a selling point.
389
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,755
We work really well together.
Yeah.
390
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,726
Let me hear that rap thing
of yours again.
391
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,930
All right. I'm gonna talk it over
with the others.
392
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,038
Cool, thanks for your time.
You traitors.
393
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,669
I am appalled at your lack of loyalty.
394
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,574
Yeah, you better run.
395
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,418
Have you decided?
We saw your tape.
396
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,314
We're passing.
I don't pop on video.
397
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,817
Let me do the song in person.
398
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,320
♪ Getting rid of Britta ♪
399
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,014
♪ Getting rid of the B ♪
400
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:03,558
♪ She's a GDB ♪
401
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,292
♪ She's a no-good B ♪♪